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lilac cipher
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Continues to raw dog the port mapping using bash and /dev/tcp

zealous charm
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Not a bad strategy because if you cant name how a tool works, you can’t use it

lilac cipher
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"so i run nessus, export to csv and then send to client"

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Pentest done

zealous charm
limber arch
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No

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Get out of my head

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Oh also

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get a load of this

torn cedar
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I don't know it

frail turtle
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I thought I was gonna get the ram I ordered on saturday but it turns out to be next friday instead

lilac cipher
# torn cedar I don't know it

well tldr: psexec.exe makes rpc calls or creates a service not sure exactly, runs the command and cleans up

psexec.py does the same but adds functionality like pass the hash, kerberos and stuff cause psexec.exe needs username and password

psexec in metasploit idk i only see it in meterpreter lol so i guess it does the same rpc technique but idk

@zealous charm confirm

frail turtle
zealous charm
lilac cipher
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i am not looking at ruby code sir

frail turtle
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from my understanding psexec creates a new process for each command

limber arch
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guys its the clients env after all

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not mine

frail turtle
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it's loud and not worth it if you could avoid it

frail turtle
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although i didn't know they were different honestly

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changing weather

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is asshole ;c

limber arch
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it still nice here

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mid 70's

frail turtle
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Man I've been having hayfever like crazy it's so bad that when i came home from work I had to sleep

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after eating dinner

limber arch
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oof

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go to an ENT

frail turtle
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what's that

limber arch
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get some allergy testing and medicine

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Ear nose and throat

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doctor

frail turtle
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I'm by most accounts fine though; it's just runny nose when the weather changes

limber arch
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ah

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my seasonal allergies seemingly went away when I started eating local honey

frail turtle
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See I wasn't born

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in the cold

limber arch
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does it snow where u live?

frail turtle
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I was born in a nice warm place

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yes

limber arch
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oof

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I was born in Hawaii

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where I live now it gets to the 40s in feb and jan

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thats too cold for me

frail turtle
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I see

blazing bloom
limber arch
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Nah

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big island

blazing bloom
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gotcha πŸ˜„

frail turtle
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yeah I was born near the equator

limber arch
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ah

limber arch
frail turtle
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I am built for that kind of climate

limber arch
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ya

frail turtle
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I also love steak

limber arch
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lmaoo

blazing bloom
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lol

supple plume
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What is going on with all of these toasters

torn cedar
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The toaster revolution

supple plume
blazing bloom
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I have been here a while :(, just lurking

supple plume
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I should change my name to toastsofwhoami

limber arch
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join us

supple plume
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Toastsofwhoimtoasting

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Or maybe going ambition with toaster oven πŸ’ͺ

blazing bloom
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Apparently toaster ovens are better at toasting then toasters..

supple plume
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Even airfryers are

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But to change my nickname I have change in htb too?

maiden anvil
supple plume
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Yeah also most are dirty, accumulating breadcrumbs to feed potencial roaches or whatnot

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Despicable machines

vivid cape
frail turtle
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i think my biggest mistake was getting RGB RAM

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I like RGB fans

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but RAM....why did I do this?

vivid cape
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Why not rgb liquid?

supple plume
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Is rgb red green blue?

sharp shuttle
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yeah

supple plume
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What are you coloring with ram?

frail turtle
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the lights

sharp shuttle
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red amber marionberry

frail turtle
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really all LEDs do in a pc like that is just make it hotter.

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on linux unfortunately there's no way to turn them off

vivid cape
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They make it more expensive pika

frail turtle
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err well not the ones ihave anyway

supple plume
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Every cent wasted is expensive

vivid cape
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I went for colorful purple liquid in my latest build. Won't ever do eq again

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Back to air after this oozes over my desk and floor

limber arch
blazing bloom
limber arch
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I will know I made it in life when I buy BurpSuite Professional

supple plume
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It is more expensive than rgb ram

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Good night toasters

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It's late in this side of the planet

limber arch
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gn

agile thunder
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man i just had the worst headache all day πŸŽ‹

blazing bloom
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Cheers

worthy cargo
terse dirge
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Got suricata working at work πŸ˜„

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Also presentation went well. I was messing with wazuh and messed it up lmao.

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Like right before my second presentation

spring holly
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respectfully fuck broadcom

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they make it impossible to get freaking vmware

worthy cargo
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I use virtualbox. Included in ubuntu repos

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Been using vbox for over a decade

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Works great. No need for vmware

sharp shuttle
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two toasters now?

spring holly
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nahhh they need to fire the entire ux team

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if they have one cuz wtf

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i had to create an account

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and now this bs

worthy cargo
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Are people allowed to work on sherlocks together? Like a team effort? Or are these solo challenges?

torpid panther
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Hello guys quick question, about the public HTB CTF where can I get the access key?

eternal mango
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If it's not been announced somewhere, then likely the events are private

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Events with a key are generally either specific to events, or to customers hosting an invite-only CTF

worthy cargo
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@eternal mango Hi. What about my question? πŸ™‚

eternal mango
wanton pulsar
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hey any mods online? ive got something to ask

wanton pulsar
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or any staff members? its important

eternal mango
wanton pulsar
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Ok i already reached out to support

warm dome
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does linking enterprise usually have a delay?

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anyone staff familiar with how enterprise access works free for a dm? wanting to make sure i havnt messed up the process while im waiting on support to reply

eternal mango
warm dome
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anyway ill just wait for support appreciate it

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also off topic question but does aquisition of letsdefend mean more blue teaming things will come to main htb platform or will they stay as seperate entities

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oh nvm ch4ps write up says itll come to main platform

meager kernel
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Good morning

idle birch
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void main( void ){ ... }
bro my prof is trying to say this is a formal standard-compliant form of main() in C and took points off

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is ts true?

carmine pecan
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actually

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int main(void) 
{
... 
}
alpine pumice
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yeah int, not void lol

carmine pecan
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is what the fathers intended

alpine pumice
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fire your professor

carmine pecan
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indeed, but then... the corporate jobs that care about college degrees are the ultimate scam

idle birch
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bro it literally says in our textbook as well that it is not standard and several compilers don't accept it

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ai generated quiz

carmine pecan
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several compilers don't accept it?

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That doesn't sounds right

idle birch
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 void main()
Some compilers allow this, but none of the standards have ever listed it as a recognized option.
Therefore, compilers don’t have to accept this form, and several don’t.```
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Since it doesn't return int, several compilers only allow the main function to return int since that is standard practice

carmine pecan
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oh I see

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I thought you were talking about the main(void) part

eternal mango
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IIRC int is to account for exit code

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..and void is not a number, so makes sense

idle birch
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yeah exactly and this was the reasoning apparently The case 'void main( void ){ ... }', is allowed, and is common on embedded platforms w/o operating systems. but the question says specifically formal standard-compliant, forms of main() in C

carmine pecan
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I mean... yeah, void main is indeed common in embedded, but embedded C is an extension of C

eternal mango
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Which standard?

carmine pecan
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As C was originally made in for Unix anyway

idle birch
eternal mango
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I bet there are many πŸ˜…

idle birch
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yea ik it's so unspecific not a very good question imo

eternal mango
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Depends how it was taught in the first place I guess

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A bit mean of them tbh

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but πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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In the ISO definition it is stated

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But it would've been nice for them to verbosely state the standard they are referencing, unless that standard has been drilled in to you previously in the course

idle birch
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yeah ikwym

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but not really mostly just talked about different standards mostly just ISO though

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ima just email him, but he is very passionate so idk if he will overturn it

eternal mango
idle birch
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yep thats exactly what i was gonna attach

eternal mango
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Well if your confusion is legit and it wasn't stated or taught in the course, how were you to know I suppose

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but he may just say "you should've researched" as a gotcha

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But that section does state int as a required return type

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or am I getting confused

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(re args, not return type)

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..or is it a little of column A, and a little of column B πŸ˜…

idle birch
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nah ur right i read the same thing

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thats what im going to point out in the email

idle birch
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as well as the textbook we have for the actual class that contradicts the quiz 😭

obtuse fern
upbeat wind
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what's up fellow humans

carmine pecan
obtuse fern
carmine pecan
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Floppy to Diesel sounds interesting

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I would write that driver

upbeat wind
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for some reason I saw Floppy Diesel. Sounds like a DJ or something

eternal mango
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Any other classmates face the same kinda thing ripper?

carmine pecan
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I would assume he is the overthinking one

idle birch
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lmao haven't asked ngl don't know anyone in there

eternal mango
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I was asking ripper

carmine pecan
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😫

idle birch
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i don't think they would look too much into though either

eternal mango
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See what your teacher says I guess

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Doubt it'll be the breaker between passing and failing, but it's the principal of the thing eh heh

upbeat wind
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hey guys, i converted back to the dark side and installed Windows....

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lol

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my UI is all smooth and functional again ;D. but i'm just spied on and signed into notepad.exe

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shrugs

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not very Mr. Robot of me, but you give and you take I guess, lol

carmine pecan
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Is that the dark side now

eternal mango
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Whatever works for you

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I've used Windows most of my life as my daily driver

upbeat wind
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i mean, it mostly just works. the telemetry is nuts though. doesn't give you as much control either. but it has it's perks too

carmine pecan
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the perks being nVidia drivers

upbeat wind
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hahaha i don't game, but yeah

carmine pecan
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People use nVidia to game now?

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what year is it

upbeat wind
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hahahahaha touche

eternal mango
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Never had issues with nvidia drivers under Linux tbh

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even under WSL no issue

carmine pecan
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Well same, but then I always go with AMD cards

upbeat wind
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pretty much all linux distros will be sucked up into the giant Microsoft space ship Subsystem for Linux

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don't mind me, i've had a single beer, apparently i'm wasted now

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lol

eternal mango
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WSL is just a kernel / hypervisor, can run any dist AFAIK

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It is not gonna kill Linux πŸ˜…

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It would not exist without it

upbeat wind
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for sure.... eh. anyway, i won't comment further on that. but i see your point

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lol

eternal mango
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All good, I'm both awake and asleep right now

carmine pecan
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Windows 12 will probably be here soon guys

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😭

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The number is a reference to how the world ended in 2012

upbeat wind
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LOL

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nice

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dude, i'm waiting for that integer overflow back to Windows 1

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the final version

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lol

carmine pecan
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It may actually come very soon

obtuse fern
carmine pecan
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Because 13 is an unlucky number

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I bet that the next version after Windows 12 will be just: Windows

upbeat wind
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LOL

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maybe

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good point

carmine pecan
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Bro it's Microsoft

upbeat wind
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hahahaha

carmine pecan
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they would never make a product with '13' in it

upbeat wind
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haha

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Windows 0xD

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lol

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damn..... so what are you up to tonight MrPetals?

carmine pecan
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Triceps workout and meditation

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that and chilling

upbeat wind
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oh, nice. i need more exercise. i should be doing the same

carmine pecan
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I mean

upbeat wind
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my cardio is terrible. need to work on that the most

carmine pecan
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I only ever work out the triceps

upbeat wind
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LOL

carmine pecan
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So there's that

upbeat wind
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your tri's must be huge then

carmine pecan
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Indeed

upbeat wind
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nice..... i .... yeah. i need to lift more

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i've got some dumbbells in my room, but hardly lift em. i just need to stick to a schedule

carmine pecan
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dumbbell is a funny name

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where the smartbells at

upbeat wind
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that's what i'm saying, lol.

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lift smarter not harder

carmine pecan
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🀯

upbeat wind
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hmm..... i was studying for RHCSA, but got kinda bored.... might do homelab stuff for a bit..... thinking....

carmine pecan
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AI powered workouts?

upbeat wind
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haha, nah, me and AI aren't cool. it's totally gonna power the new world, but i'm a stubborn sob

carmine pecan
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I just wanna live peacefully as a goat farmer

upbeat wind
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LOL

carmine pecan
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and forget internet was ever a thing

upbeat wind
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yeah.... that's a nice idea. i've been down that rabbit hole. alas, i get bored when i don't have some grandiose purpose

carmine pecan
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I am going to workout now bro

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Good night y'all

upbeat wind
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alright dude. night man

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any other patrons around to chat? while I procrastinate from burn out? lol

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maybe i'll just dive into YouTube for a bit or something.....

flint copper
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πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻

upbeat wind
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sounds like hard work

flint copper
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but chatgpt can go choke

upbeat wind
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hahaha. yeah, pretty much same here ;D

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but i'm just a lowly peasant on the world stage in the fight for AI dominance....

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lol

flint copper
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😩

upbeat wind
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hahahahaha

flint copper
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unfortunately i don't have $100,000 to build out an AI server

upbeat wind
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LOL

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yeah, ditto lol

flint copper
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or the right outlets to even plug in the power supply

upbeat wind
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hahaha, true

upbeat wind
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A Toaster has been spotted!

flint copper
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mr toasted

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what are the vibes

limber arch
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vibes are pretty good

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wbu

flint copper
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πŸ’ͺ🏻

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same here

upbeat wind
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i also am vibing well

limber arch
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wwww

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love to see it

limber arch
flint copper
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nah had a schedule switch

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guy on weekends quit

limber arch
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ah

flint copper
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so i'm doing that now

limber arch
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better or worse?

flint copper
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4 day workweek though, can't complain

limber arch
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ah sweet

terse dirge
lean saffron
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any help about this error?

impacket-psexec Administrator@dc.some.htb -k -no-pass
Impacket v0.13.0.dev0 - Copyright Fortra, LLC and its affiliated companies

[-] SMB SessionError: code: 0xc0000016 - STATUS_MORE_PROCESSING_REQUIRED - {Still Busy} The specified I/O request packet (IRP) cannot be disposed of because the I/O operation is not complete.

sharp shuttle
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ask chatgpt

lean saffron
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doesnt know

sharp shuttle
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bullshit

lean saffron
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a got a long history with it and no solution

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deepseek and chatgpt

sharp shuttle
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why lie?

That error usually means the SMB auth handshake didn’t complete (SPNEGO/Kerberos token mismatch). With -k -no-pass, the common causes are: wrong SPN (using IP instead of FQDN), missing domain in the username, bad/expired ticket in your ccache, clock skew, or name-resolution/DC targeting issues.

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and i have an assload of steps to do

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Using @10.10.11.123 as the target with Kerberos breaks SPN (becomes cifs/10.10.11.123). Use the FQDN in the target and -target-ip for the actual connection.
β€’ You originally used Administrator@dc.some.htb (no domain). For Kerberos, include the domain prefix: SOME.HTB/Administrator@....
β€’ With -k, the cache’s identity is what authenticates. If your ccache is for another user, you’ll log in as that user regardless of the Administrator string.

5.    If it still fails, check these quickly:

β€’    Time skew: date vs. DC time (Kerberos needs <5 min skew).
β€’    Ticket expiry: klist (renew/get a fresh TGT).
β€’    SMB reachability/signing: test a simple Kerberos SMB list:
lean saffron
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already did ntpdate

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doesnt work

sharp shuttle
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skill issue man

lean saffron
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cacche is generated

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but is diferennt

stark blaze
lean saffron
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Administrator@WWW_dc.some.htb@some.HTB.ccache

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already export it

silver forge
limber arch
terse dirge
lean saffron
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there is something wrong with ntpdate

terse dirge
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@lean saffron check the spn you're using for requesting the tgs

lean saffron
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isnt working

sharp shuttle
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lol god

lean saffron
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its ok is www

terse dirge
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SPNs DO MATTER

solemn lichen
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What's up

solemn lichen
terse dirge
lean saffron
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is right
impacket-getST -spn 'WWW/dc.some.htb' -impersonate 'Administrator' -hashes ':sdfdfd' 'some.htb/svc_int$' -dc-ip 10.10.10.248

terse dirge
lean saffron
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its the same in bloodhound

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ive try the other didnt work

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host and citf

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doesnt generate cacche

terse dirge
eternal mango
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Which module is this for?

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...or machine..

lean saffron
lean saffron
terse dirge
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You need to have a HOST or CIFS SPN for accessing smb through Kerberos

silver forge
solemn lichen
willow storm
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hi chat

solemn lichen
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What's up!

terse dirge
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WWW spns are for web servers @lean saffron

willow storm
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just woke up lol

lean saffron
silver forge
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I thought a CIFS server can be used to server web pages. yesterday someone hosted a web site from disposable vape pen btw πŸ€ͺ

lean saffron
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and is connectinthorugh psexec

silver forge
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I don't understand what that is, but it runs a web site

solemn lichen
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insane

willow storm
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everyday i wonder th im doing in this field lol

terse dirge
solemn lichen
lean saffron
terse dirge
willow storm
lean saffron
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well yes

willow storm
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tho the shift for it wasnt easy, but its worth it at least i enjoy it here

silver forge
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As you may have noticed, we have just under 20kiB (80%) of storage space. kek

solemn lichen
sharp shuttle
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your first mistake was doing windows hacking

willow storm
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but i didnt know anything in IT, barely touched a keyboard

solemn lichen
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I see

willow storm
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for some reason a guy convinced me to start IT and i did

solemn lichen
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How long has it been since you started in IT/cyber

meager kernel
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Hey Jazz

solemn lichen
willow storm
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2-3 years

solemn lichen
meager kernel
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Wby

willow storm
solemn lichen
meager kernel
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I want to sleep

solemn lichen
meager kernel
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Good luck

sharp shuttle
solemn lichen
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???

willow storm
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little sceptical

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LOL

sharp shuttle
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im not joking.

solemn lichen
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do not frighten your interviewer

vivid flower
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Ask them if they like jazz

solemn lichen
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do that

meager kernel
solemn lichen
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And make them laugh

meager kernel
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My interviewers are also part of this server 😭

solemn lichen
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if you can make them laugh they'll remember you more

meager kernel
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I'm not sure if they're active here or not

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I just know they're here

willow storm
meager kernel
silver forge
sharp shuttle
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you wont stand out if you dont manifest cofnidence. but go ahead listen to the jobless about being passive and autistic

vivid flower
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Give them a Masonic handshake

meager kernel
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I'm going to tell them how I got into hacking cause of a video game I played back in COVID times

solemn lichen
willow storm
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just show ur smart side

sharp shuttle
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sharing advice

meager kernel
willow storm
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whatever the method

lean saffron
# terse dirge Are you sure?

go it through smbexec

impacket-smbexec Administrator@dc.intelligence.htb -k -no-pass

Impacket v0.13.0.dev0 - Copyright Fortra, LLC and its affiliated companies

[!] Launching semi-interactive shell - Careful what you execute
C:\Windows\system32>whoami
nt authority\system

C:\Windows\system32>

solemn lichen
willow storm
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balls on the table or not no one cares really just do what ur able to do

sharp shuttle
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balls on the table is a figure of speech... but.. you are already hopeless

meager kernel
vivid flower
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The advice ive heard is that you want to seem like someone they would enjoy being around

sharp shuttle
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2025 and people giving advice about job markets 5 years ago

willow storm
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can we not explain everything

meager kernel
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I'm just tired rn

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Want to sleep

silver forge
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there's a slight cool-down before we get the next overhyped cycle

vivid flower
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And usually people recruit along political lines because people care more about that than their actual jobs (depends on their level of professionalism)

sharp shuttle
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^

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you are either a comformist or a maverick

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be a maverick.

solemn lichen
meager kernel
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It'll go well

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I'm 90% sure it'll go well

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Rest is out of my control

sharp shuttle
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good luck

meager kernel
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Thnx

alpine pumice
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i refuse to conform to the maverick archetype

sharp shuttle
vivid flower
alpine pumice
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irony

alpine pumice
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but no lol that'd require leaving my house

solemn lichen
vivid flower
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Its a cybersecurity convention that happens at PSU

silver forge
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Power Supply Unit

vivid flower
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Get with the program i get that you dont wanna go drink with nerds at rainsec but you should check out bsides

sharp shuttle
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come to my talk.

vivid flower
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As long as you dont drone on

sharp shuttle
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buh duh ding

alpine pumice
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maybe i'll show up and not tell you, then you'll wonder who i was

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but no i never go out

sharp shuttle
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do it, you and emmy can both parasocially meet me

vivid flower
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Are you like a hikkikomori or something?

solemn lichen
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I have a talk in November I'm excited about. First one

sharp shuttle
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whats the subject?

alpine pumice
solemn lichen
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revolutionizing offensive security note taking with mitre att&ck and obsidian. meant for beginner/intermediates primarily doing entry level certs

silver forge
vivid flower
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Shit like this makes me feel like im trying too hard

sharp shuttle
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you are

sharp shuttle
sharp shuttle
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you can spawn your presentation on a stage in VR with an AI audience that reacts if you pause or say something bad

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its fucking sick

sharp shuttle
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oh thats smart

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i might copy you

vivid flower
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Really? Vr toastmasters

sharp shuttle
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id go to that

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thats like virtual speed dating

silver forge
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when you get more experienced, giving a keynote becomes easier, but the first time is always a bit rough for everyone

solemn lichen
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Mine is just a talk at our local hacker/cybersec club

sharp shuttle
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i just pick the ugliest people in the audience and swap between them every 4 seconds

alpine pumice
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i want to make a joke about bringing mirrors on stage

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but i like you Brath

sharp shuttle
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haha good one

vivid flower
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Ask the audience what the deal is with airline food

warped plank
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Just have em turn off the teleprompter so you see your reflection and then you can imagine yourself naked

sharp shuttle
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i need a bassist to do seinfeld transitions between slides

vivid flower
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Get a slide whistle and play it between slides

willow storm
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at least thats how i like it or feel it more "easy"

sharp shuttle
#

just being an expert on the topic is all you need

willow storm
#

yep really

#

then u can talk in confidence and improvise a lot

warped plank
alpine pumice
#

i could do a talk about staying home

willow storm
#

thats why never prep

#

just improvise

sharp shuttle
#

improvisation is always evident, hybrid script memorization and expert tangents seem natural

warped plank
sharp shuttle
#

FUM

#

WANT TO BREAK BAD HABITS?

#

GET FUM TODAY

silver forge
#

you need to respect the time of the viewers, and give them a good presentation. improvisation doesn't do that. especially when you have a few thousand viewers it unforgivable to just wing it

willow storm
willow storm
#

there has to be stuff as u said ofc

sharp shuttle
#

this is my first large keynote, but like my hundreth presentation to a group of 100

#

i think bsides pdx is 500 in the auditorium

solemn lichen
#

I'm not looking for a perfect well polished presentation, a fair amount of these people are people I'm familiar with and know, it's not recorded or anything

sharp shuttle
#

its good to get exposure

willow storm
#

oh cool then u can be more comfortable and just "talk"

warped plank
solemn lichen
#

I don't plan on doing a lot of talks, I just want to push myself a bit

willow storm
#

good luck

sharp shuttle
solemn lichen
#

Plus I think the subject is cool for people doing certs

willow storm
#

yeah

silver forge
solemn lichen
#

Ah right can't send photos

#

Need to do some HTB lmao

willow storm
#

lmaao

solemn lichen
#

too busyyyy

willow storm
#

always understandable

solemn lichen
#

Work research team life and trying not to burn out

willow storm
#

last one is the most annoying one

solemn lichen
#

Truly

#

I took today off work cause I could feel it creeping yesterday

silver forge
#

M&M time then

willow storm
subtle plover
#

Meoware is the best OS

worthy cargo
#

Mine is powered by local ollama model mistral 7b instruct

subtle plover
#

For the skids

worthy cargo
#

Works pretty well

#

Not that I need it, but it's fun to play with.

subtle plover
green kite
subtle plover
#

Why you put music so loud on thursdsy night

carmine pecan
#

Guys

#

The bear from coca-cola is a polar bear

#

a snow's bear

#

Is this a reference to coca-cola's origins?

#

you know? the coca part of the cola

#

nvm I will go back to eep now

muted olive
carmine pecan
terse dirge
# green kite Hello neighbour

Wassup sparkling, the presentation went well. I accidentally bricked our wazuh instance after because I was trying to get suricata working and thought I needed an smb share to send the logs lol. So the evening presentation got moved to next week

fierce vale
warped plank
#

I might steal that

carmine pecan
#

It's good to be appreciated

terse dirge
#

Hopefully the proxmox host is fine.

#

If not then my coworker is gonna be pissed at me kek

#

I'm pretty sure our proxmox keeps regular backups of itself like once a week or every day so it should be fine if I did break something

muted olive
carmine pecan
#

AI Generated meme

mystic harbor
carmine pecan
#

because proxmox don't do backups by default

terse dirge
#

Ours does backup jobs. I'm not sure how often tho but everything seems to be working fine

carmine pecan
#

sighs of relief

#

The word "cake" itself is of Viking origin, from the Old Norse word "kaka."

#

Damn, I am such a Viking

terse dirge
carmine pecan
#

Oh man

#

I ran :(){ :|:& };: in prod once

#

No regrets, would do again

terse dirge
#

Lmao, how much money in damages did you cause?

carmine pecan
#

me?

#

I don't know anything about such incident sir

#

The logs came from Russia yo

muted olive
#

sees incoming POST request on /admin from North Korea

scenic maple
#

what if all the russian chinese and other APT groups are fake

#

they are just a cover up for developers who made mistakes in prod

carmine pecan
#

You may be onto something

scenic maple
#

frfr

carmine pecan
#

I will buy the HTB socks

terse dirge
#

We need HTB programmer socks

alpine pumice
terse dirge
carmine pecan
#

The dracula's theme in your IDE

#

was supposed to be used with you hanging upside down

agile thunder
#

Good morning hack the box chat

carmine pecan
#

Pink Theme!

terse dirge
subtle plover
#

A real haxxing module

#

Best module of academy

#

Ggwp

green kite
#

thats a fun one

#

so @subtle plover cpts soon?

subtle plover
#

After that bluteam cert

warped plank
green kite
#

so I had it removed

#

but I didn't do CJCA exam πŸ™‚ not even finished the path

warped plank
#

I mean you should have more that 55% done cos thats what I have

subtle plover
#

I have 100% academy completion

#

Its friday

green kite
warped plank
green kite
#

no

warped plank
#

Why not?

green kite
#

these modules are perfect to keep my streak alive

#

and I am too busy with work

warped plank
boreal pike
#

pepecoffee morning.

green kite
#

sup Jesse

boreal pike
#

JESSE, WE NEED TO COOK!

green kite
#

is that what she said?

boreal pike
#

Yeah, she's Heisenberg.

carmine pecan
#

Can't believe cats are learning to cook now

green kite
#

why do we call you Jesse

#

your name is not Jesse

#

πŸ˜†

carmine pecan
#

yet*

green kite
#

just for you @boreal pike

boreal pike
#

Awh yeah!

warped plank
boreal pike
#

It's all mine!

green kite
#

but doubt you will understand it kek

boreal pike
#

I'm gonna grab some coffee and wake up properly.

green kite
#

I'm on my 3rd coffee

boreal pike
green kite
#

yes

#

but

#

blame the machine

#

its a Sage Oracle Jet

boreal pike
#

Fair.

green kite
#

it needs to be used

boreal pike
#

I'm gonna say the c word.

carmine pecan
#

CEO?

boreal pike
green kite
#

a bop ?

warped plank
#

A hit

green kite
#

ah yes

warped plank
#

hits hard

green kite
proud moth
#

the video i show to someone when they say the 80s were not the best time in all human history

green kite
#

were you even around then?

#

@proud moth

Warning: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in /var/www/html/vendor/magento/framework/View/Element/Html/Calendar.php on line 114 in /var/www/html/vendor/magento/framework/App/ErrorHandler.php:62
#

fix this please

proud moth
#

calendar.php sounds like the shit margaret drops in a SMB share on medium boxes

green kite
#

lolol!

#

brb gotta feed the dogs and make coffee no. 4

carmine pecan
#

That's like a house with 2 backdoors

proud moth
warped plank
proud moth
#

when i'll have kiss im gonna tell them horror bed time stories about XAMPP

green kite
#

this isn't a windows box

#

Linux warden-php-fpm 6.10.14-linuxkit #1 SMP Sat May 17 08:28:57 UTC 2025 aarch64 aarch64 aarch64 GNU/Linux

proud moth
#

"Ben curled the web application on port 8080...Only to discover....

XAMPP!!! thunder sfx

carmine pecan
#

If he mentioned SAMBA shares though

proud moth
#

pro hacker for a reason

warped plank
proud moth
#

NGL Samba works with RFI sometimes when SMB does not

#

windows type shi you know how it is

carmine pecan
#

I am debating sending this to my mom

proud moth
#

omg cracked me up already and it's 9AM my bro

carmine pecan
#

wwwhat dddoo you mmmean?

proud moth
#

vine boom

boreal pike
#

It ain't me who said that!

proud moth
#

how come that Coldsparks has the highest count of vine boom moments on discord

boreal pike
wet thistle
#

Hello world

wet thistle
#

Good morning

proud moth
carmine pecan
#

Morning!

boreal pike
#

((I'm 25 now, it's time I send glittery GIFs and stuff.))

proud moth
carmine pecan
#

She sends me this:

terse dirge
wet thistle
#

Your mom uses telegram ?!

#

So cool

#

Mine uses tiktok unfortunately

carmine pecan
#

I don't have whatsapp

proud moth
#

my mom has OPSEC

carmine pecan
#

So she needs to

proud moth
#

almost convinced her to use Signal

#

E2EE and allat

boreal pike
#

My mom has a bird that she attaches little pictures to and then she sends it to me, and I give a reaction sticker and then I send it back.

carmine pecan
#

At this point just teach her to connect to irc over tor

wet thistle
#

The only thing I convinced my parents to do is to watch GOT

boreal pike
#

Okay, fine... I don't have a mom... sadglas

boreal pike
proud moth
#

The type shi Jamie puts in his AD description field "Hello! My name is Jamie my password is SuperPass123 my social security number is 6375582 my car keys are under the carpet! I sure hope nobody reads this!"

boreal pike
#

@proud moth Got another vine boom for ya.

boreal pike
#

Yeah, I have this litle gift where whenever I look up GIFS, I get the most cursed stuff ever.

carmine pecan
#

Me when she:

wet thistle
#

Drop your gifs guys im collecting em

carmine pecan
#

All 8915 of then?

#

I may be banned bro

green kite
wet thistle
#

Don’t wanna get you banned but

#

Drop your most obscure ones hh

cloud osprey
boreal pike
#

I'll give you 3 for now, because I don't wanna spam chat.

wet thistle
#

Thank you guys

flint copper
#

congress has summoned the discord CEO

#

our messages will indeed be displayed in the hearing

#

boomers are about to be appalled

boreal pike
carmine pecan
boreal pike
wet thistle
carmine pecan
wet thistle
#

Socks5 hopefully

terse dirge
flint copper
#

my messages don't necessarily look bad by themselves

#

but put all my conversations into one big file

cloud osprey
flint copper
#

it's egregious

wet thistle
boreal pike
#

((WTF YouTube.))

wet thistle
#

@boreal pike you wanna marry a japanese girl ?

#

Good luck on your main question soldier

boreal pike
flint copper
#

marry for the green card

cloud osprey
cloud osprey
boreal pike
#

Licking a giant jaw breaker? I always smashed that fricker to pieces with a hammer and ate the pieces.

proud moth
#

dunno if you read this, but the final boss of CVEs apparently just dropped

#
#

bro found you could craft actor tokens knowing the tenant ID and NetID of a user effectively impersonating any tenant with any privilege you want in the world

#

it's an absolutely catastrophic exploit

boreal pike
#

Me when I get hacked after I click that link: Kappa

cloud osprey
scenic maple
#

oh so thats a nuclear reactor core

#

thats why yall keep posting it

#

but yeah this is not the place 😩

cloud osprey
#

not with that attitude

boreal pike
#

:c

scenic maple
boreal pike
#

((Jk, we should totally hold hands, Golam.))

scenic maple
#

😩

boreal pike
scenic maple
#

i used to be a troll

#

but those days are long gone

heady sage
#

Was reading this yesterday at school

boreal pike
scenic maple
#

that i retired from trolling in htb

#

if thats what your school teaches

#

your school is cool

warped plank
heady sage
scenic maple
#

well they should

heady sage
#

I was just reading that on my own

cloud osprey
#

what do you mean trolling, somebody said they roleplayed as a japanese girl and it reminded me of the demon core video

cloud osprey
#

so i posted a few demon core clips until i found the one i was looking for

scenic maple
#

you know like what seadris and actuaL would do kek

#

and old man areious

#

cant forget him

boreal pike
#

"Hey, I'm Japanese!"

"Oh cool! Have you heard about the demon core?"

scenic maple
#

the cpts trio

cloud osprey
#

but how was i trolling

scenic maple
#

long gone but not forgotten

torn cedar
boreal pike
#

Seadris is gone?

scenic maple
#

you were not i think

boreal pike
scenic maple
#

yeah he is not on the server anymore

#

@seadris

#

@actuaL

#

@areous

scenic maple
#

they just left

#

sometimes you gotta move on with lfie

boreal pike
#

It was like, 3 months of me not being active and suddenly things changed.

boreal pike
proud moth
#

seadris and actuaL left....

#

what a cold world

boreal pike
scenic maple
#

very cold world

torn cedar
#

I miss the bear dude who would post brain rot tiktoks here all the time

#

Stone something

scenic maple
#

whats the name

#

rockwallz?

proud moth
#

rockwallz

torn cedar
#

Yes

proud moth
#

the master

torn cedar
#

That mfer

#

I love him

boreal pike
#

I remember that 0x dude that got pissed off every time we weren't serious and would act like he knew everything.

scenic maple
#

ah yes but thats a dog on the pfp lol

torn cedar
carmine pecan
#

lockpicking on steroids?

proud moth
# carmine pecan omg

right??? what the fuck just happened I mean, this is as bad as it gets for an exploit

#

CVSS score would be 12.0

scenic maple
heady sage
boreal pike
#

I mean... @cloud osprey did add to the severity of that exploit...

torn cedar
boreal pike
#

Nah, nah. I know a bear when I see one. It's a fish.

heady sage
boreal pike
carmine pecan
#

Its like what one says

#

You can't write analyst without ____

#

right?

boreal pike
boreal pike
#

Okay, I do the dishes now.

proud moth
cloud osprey
carmine pecan
#

oh

proud moth
carmine pecan
#

That's a big ball indeed damn

proud moth
#

ICMP flooding the big ball

meager kernel
#

Interview went alright

carmine pecan
#

Congrats

lilac cipher
#

Still the same shitposter

scenic maple
#

is he still funny?

#

where do you talk

lilac cipher
#

Can't say

#

Id have to kill you if i told you

scenic maple
#

if i get cpts can i know?

lilac cipher
#

Sure

scenic maple
#

ok

neon zealot
#

Is hackthebox support available rn?

west lynxBOT
scenic maple
signal mica
#

Friday

#

πŸ˜„

neon zealot
#

I didn't get reply

carmine pecan
#

It's not instanteous

#

and besides, Greece uses Mars time

#

so there's an 8 minute delay

boreal pike
#

Euhm...

carmine pecan
#

Thermite?

#

oh I see

boreal pike
#

This stuff.

#

For when your BBQ doesn't start.

carmine pecan
#

I see

#

I will make some

#

for when my BBQ won't start

heady sage
#

Packed lunch today

carmine pecan
#

Looks packed indeed can confirm yes

#

Now eat it

#

strongly, hatefully

#

albeit mindfully, peacefully

scenic maple
fierce vale
#

pray for code jesus

carmine pecan
#

Sounds usable

scenic maple
signal mica
scenic maple
#

hidden repo working for client

sharp shuttle
signal mica
#

Cool tank

fierce vale
#

I've blown up that thing so many times in ET

sharp shuttle
#

ET? Not sure ive played a game featuring gustav

glossy hollow
#

Hi everyone

#

I just started my infosec journey on HTB and was wondering if the VM on the site is okay for learning or I need to set up my own.

glossy hollow
signal mica
#

But i think its cool if you use htb vm on site for starters. This way you can jump directly to learning

scenic maple
#

wth is going on here

green kite
#

what'd i miss

exotic pendant
#

Is Friday

exotic pendant
#

If this was all around I feel like we would be one step closer to Warhammer

#

German Space marines

exotic pendant
green kite
#

hows it goin

sharp shuttle
#

its friday already

#

holy shit

rocky beacon
#

how you doing man long time no see

#

I still remember years ago you helped me with my coursework πŸ˜„

vast mango
#

When is the next cube talk?

green kite
#

have a look at the events πŸ™‚

#

in about 4h45min

scenic maple
#

lets not talk about it

green kite
#

did a fun change in code

#

still 500ms too slow imo kek

lilac cipher
#

how fast do you want it to be

sharp shuttle
meager kernel
#

ligma???!!??
What is ligma??!!?

sharp shuttle
#

how did your interview go?

meager kernel
#

good

sharp shuttle
#

did you put your balls on the table?

meager kernel
#

yes

#

they certainly got a good look

sharp shuttle
#

nice, you made them ligma them didnt you

meager kernel
#

yes

sharp shuttle
#

proud of you

exotic pendant
#

Making company shirts and trying to find a good brand

green kite
sharp shuttle
#

hanes man

#

shit is comfy

lilac cipher
vast mango
#

Wait what is ligma now

exotic pendant
#

Anyone know any good shirt making comps

vast mango
#

Yo frostbite

#

Why is there FBI in ur name

lilac cipher