general

[stone edge]

im pissed i cant get into the fbi for multiple reasons

indeed fucking sucks

i should probably finish this course before applying anyway

[turbid goblet]

linkedin is literally people using AI to talk to other people using AI nowadays

[stone edge]

i deleted my original linkedin bc it had my name everywhere on google so weird

[turbid goblet]

i hardly see any genuine insightful posts anymore

[muted olive]

thankfully only a handful lol

in my feed anyway

[terse dirge]

Pickles on grilled cheese is underrated

[glacial crane]

tomorrow is monday 🙁

[muted olive]

Run this command in your Powershell, chat

curl.exe ascii.live/rick

trust

[stone edge]

my eyes keep jumping sentences in paargraphs

[near swift]

Bagel

[neon ridge]

ill run your script stranger whats the worst that can happen in a vm XD

[glacial crane]

How do I know if I am intellectually deficient enough to be a hacker?

[turbid goblet]

deficient?

[neon ridge]

lmaooo thats a diabolical question lol

id say if you use chat gpt to do basic tasks you might suck 😭

[stone edge]

going to apply to the university for it support job

[glacial crane]

i do

[dusky jacinth]

but I reaaaaallly don't want to write that SQL query myself

[dusky jacinth]

Huge moves

[neon ridge]

you know what thats totally valid XD

[neon ridge]

HUGEE!!

[dusky jacinth]

I know it is

thats why I keep doing it LOL

sometimes it's difficult to remember that ID is an INT and Name is a string

it's tough out here

[neon ridge]

i cant wait to transfer next semester dude CS is cool but they arnt even teaching python

they are teaching c++

[dusky jacinth]

I will 100% admit this made me laugh uncontrollably

I mean C++ isn't bad. But if you don't wanna do system optimization then I get it LOL

[neon ridge]

haha yeah i def dont regret learning but python is where its at XD

[dusky jacinth]

Harvard's course is pretty good, but it's really begginer compared to how a Uni 2nd or 3rd year might teach

I love Python sm

silly lil language

[neon ridge]

can you still do those for free?

[dusky jacinth]

yes ma'am you can

[neon ridge]

YUSSSS

i did some of that from MIT XDD

during covid

[dusky jacinth]

Like absolutely for _ in range(100): i += i

[dusky jacinth]

I tried so hard to do it during covid, but rainbox 6 was just so much more entertaining to 16 year old me

[neon ridge]

SO WERE IN COPPPER

[stone edge]

nvm cant apply to college no degree lmao

[dusky jacinth]

BOOOOOO

fuck em

[neon ridge]

me everytime i log into cs2 XD

[dusky jacinth]

you'll find another opportunity

[dusky jacinth]

ong

I can't touch shooters anymore

[stone edge]

i love haarvard courses

[glacial crane]

How many hours of your day do you spend working (100% focused) and how much time do you spend on leisure, wandering?

[dusky jacinth]

I think I'll have a heart attack

[stone edge]

anyone like rust lol its very intense

[neon ridge]

usually personally i block out my time based on the tasks of the day

[dusky jacinth]

It's cool, but I don't know a ton of low level language stuff

Learning x86 asm rn

[stone edge]

8hrs at work, 2-3hrs studying this course and prolly another 3 on elisure

[neon ridge]

no "practical" practice hehe

[glacial crane]

damn

[dusky jacinth]

I do about hour and a half before work, then a 10hr shift. I usually have a couple hours to study while I'm there too, then I come home and read to chill

[stone edge]

i did the meow box couplke days ago

[dusky jacinth]

YEAHHHHHH

[neon ridge]

ahhh my man

[stone edge]

xD

[dusky jacinth]

shout out "meow"

all my homies love "meow"

[glacial crane]

im lazy asf im a loser while i keep being this way

[dusky jacinth]

shout out starting point as a whole

[dusky jacinth]

brother. You gotta chill

[neon ridge]

is this bait? im starting to think so

[dusky jacinth]

okay listen to me homie

[stone edge]

gotta change ur mental thoughts abt urself

[neon ridge]

this is bait

XD

[stone edge]

try with mantras

i have been hooked

[dusky jacinth]

compared to the things he said yesterday idk

but I believe it

[neon ridge]

"this that pretty girl manta this that flaunt cha jsut touched down in LA" try this one

[dusky jacinth]

No one is coming to teach you discipline. It's up to you to decide what matters.

[dusky jacinth]

Personally I live by this

and I'm a grown ass man

[stone edge]

im 23

so kinda grown

u gotta pop, and lock

[dusky jacinth]

Well I mean like I can get arrested for everything

Fuck I gotta get ready for work

[stone edge]

drive safe

[dusky jacinth]

alright gamers time to lock tf in

[neon ridge]

You got this unc!

[dusky jacinth]

We are all the same age my sister in christ

[neon ridge]

ight ight gangy

catch you later

[dusky jacinth]

Why you gotta do me like that thug

[raven rain]

https://tenor.com/view/jiren-meditating-gif-16424575052085230623

[dusky jacinth]

Me when i'm on my hot girl shit

ADIOS

[turbid goblet]

they needed to give jiren more backstory

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bXndo.gif

[dusky jacinth]

Anyone watch dandadan S2 yet?

[neon ridge]

nuhuh how is itt?

[dusky jacinth]

Awesome

So cool

[dire anvil]

It's good

Have you watched sakamoto days?

[turbid goblet]

have u read all of berserk is the real question

[dusky jacinth]

Yes, not all of it though

Still going through it

[dusky jacinth]

Just the first Omni book 😔

Thoughts on JJK S3 tho??

[terse dirge]

https://youtu.be/wPCEC9IPMps

[hoary nebula]

5am airport pint

[dusky jacinth]

Delectable

[silver forge]

I hate flying, but if you are just slightly buzzed it helps

[dusky jacinth]

I just take my special gummy bears and pass out

And if I don’t then my ADHD kicks in and it’s read 12 books time

Shout out my kindle

[silver forge]

hmm isn't special gummy bears and passing out a solution to all the life's problems? wife yells at you? pass out. taxes overdue? pass out. rainy day? pass out.

[dusky jacinth]

Yup

If I’m not awake during the issue it can’t possibly be my problem

And I love my whole life that way

It’s why i hibernate in the winter

[silver forge]

I live inside a building so the winter doesn't bother me much as long as I stay inside.

[solemn lichen]

Howdy

[dusky jacinth]

Howdy homie

[solemn lichen]

How's it going

[dusky jacinth]

Pretty good, just got to work and going through some tickets

You?

[solemn lichen]

Nice

Not bad, troubleshooting filled day. Finally relaxing

Opencti did something weird with their template .env file and screwed me over big time

[dusky jacinth]

What happened with it?

[solemn lichen]

There's a lot of randomly generated UUID's, and they changed it to do $(cat /proc/kernel/random/uuid) recently and it just straight up doesn't work

those are used in the docker compose file

And it was causing the container to not initialize properly

[dusky jacinth]

Amazing

Didn’t know what it was so I’m reading through the documentation rn

[solemn lichen]

yeah it's a really cool platform

[dusky jacinth]

Seems like it

[solemn lichen]

We're mostly using it to store ioc's and threat profiles at detraced

But you can do so much with it

And integrate it with SOAR and XDR

[silver forge]

lol /sys/ is missing

how on earth they didn't test that even ONCE

[dusky jacinth]

Open sources amirite

[silver forge]

probably vibe coding

[solemn lichen]

of course

[dusky jacinth]

Atp? Not surprised

I bet there will be a huge need for software devs again in the next couple years

Real software devs

[silver forge]

The thing is.... If you don't hire juniors, you will not have seniors. Many tech companies are committing suicide right now.

[dusky jacinth]

^^^^^

[solemn lichen]

Cobaltstrike is apparently integrating AI

vibe coded bofs 👍

[dusky jacinth]

Interesting

Well I mean it would def be nice to not have to do shell code by hand

But I haven’t done enough of it to enjoy it yet

[solemn lichen]

it's not too bad idk what you mean by hand exactly

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-hi-hello-giant-hand-gif-4880945

[solemn lichen]

big handed shellcode damn

Big endian

[dusky jacinth]

Well yknow you gotta be connected to it

So I write all the bytes out

[gaunt gale]

Put your bytes up prove it or you forfeit

Got my C64 and we blew it into orbit

Even out settle scores quick

Our disaster recovery requires even more disks

Which school will we hit next?

They didn’t learn the format, so we gotta print F

https://open.spotify.com/track/3ZzxtumoIENCi16HAKuiLU?si=GdyecUGfTMu5IypDgau3dg

[raven rain]

nerdiest lyrics in the galaxy

[rose elk]

[glacial crane]

what is the best AI right now, which deserve paying the subscription

??

[raven rain]

probably a human

[glacial crane]

price

[maiden anvil]

who messes around with AI stuff? im connecting my obsidian vault up to mcp servers rn

having a client in obsidian was nice, but doing mcp stuff from outside of it is pretty cool too

[glacial crane]

i like escalidraw extension

there is cool native things there but i dont get it

i only use for notes

[terse dirge]

free 99

just ask in the proper channel and you'll probably get the proper response if you need help on something

[maiden anvil]

I dont know what the issue is but mcp-docker's obsidian mcp server doesn't really work that well for me

i can try asking for active directory tagged notes

and it just claims no notes exist, even tho they do

it can do some stuff

[glacial crane]

i was looking for general use

for example i like talking with GPT voice chat

but when i think paying subscription i think is probably best waiting for next gemini version

i think google is going to win the battle

but there is a lot stuff i haven looked yet

fe never used claude or grok

I'm thinking about not going to class tomorrow. I love teachers who don't take attendance. Unfortunately, not all of them allow it. It's simply going to not understand anything and coming back spending money on transportation and coming back stressed.

[mystic harbor]

💀🫡

[brittle cosmos]

why

[visual meteor]

guys i wanna learn abt hacking things, where do i start?? i'm using a mac

[terse dirge]

first you sell the mac and get a real laptop like a framework

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[visual meteor]

aaa i see mac cannot use for hacking??

[terse dirge]

you can, just apple is shit if it's arm architecture

[sharp shuttle]

HTB fam, I require your opinions

[terse dirge]

my opinion is pickles belong on grilled cheese

[visual meteor]

i see i see thx bro

[terse dirge]

read this to get started btw #general message

[visual meteor]

alr alr thx again

[visual meteor]

so its better using a real laptop like a framework than using a mac??

[sharp shuttle]

Please respond to this message with a clown if you prefer blogs/written format.

Please respond with a monkey if you would rather watch youtube/video format.

The question is: If you were seeking advice on cybersecurity and wanted an opinionated perspective, what would you choose.

please do the emoji

[muted olive]

oh

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/view/spong-funny-gif-24911245

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-grey-cat-cute-cat-gif-2949633679466643461

[dusky jacinth]

He’s back

[sharp shuttle]

you guys actually read blogs?

[brittle cosmos]

HTB detection engineering

[dusky jacinth]

Yes

[brittle cosmos]

not all o fthem but yes

[sharp shuttle]

so youd rather read me talk shit about college and third world cheaters on a blog post rather than on youtube?

[muted olive]

prefer them, if its a video I grab the transcript and read it

[dusky jacinth]

No for that I wanna see both

[brittle cosmos]

u think so?

[sharp shuttle]

i wrote this giant script because i argue with dipshits here too often on my opinions

[muted olive]

Oh. Then Youtube.

[sharp shuttle]

now i want to present it

so, blog or youtube?

i guess i could do both?

blogs just seem so stupid

[dusky jacinth]

Do whatever you want

[sharp shuttle]

everyone just assumes its ai generated

[dusky jacinth]

Better yet

Release the video then make an AI generated blog based on the video

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-23518284

did I just embed fail?

how is this possible

[muted olive]

I can see it

[dusky jacinth]

Same

[sturdy thistle]

ello

[worldly moss]

gidday

[ornate ibex]

Helloooo

[worldly moss]

good 'ol nmap

waiting patiently to answer questions on acad

[idle mauve]

gm

[languid crane]

gm

hello @wintry cedar

[stone marsh]

Morning chat

[past latch]

Stand ready for my arrival shroom

[hexed oyster]

hlo if any mod is here i wana know that i want to Recruit player

so how can i

[tiny canyon]

do blind people see all black? like at night?

[hexed oyster]

[devout sail]

blind doesnt see black

they see nothing

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/toph-beifong-gif-22387695

https://tenor.com/view/toph-avatar-rock-armor-earth-bending-gif-17834949

[devout sail]

i havent watched avatar

[warped plank]

Chat why did toph cover everything but her eyes, she cant see

[devout sail]

so she can fool people

[spare vortex]

Hello, guys i have a question. i want to take CAPE+CWEE. is there any way to get an access of their full paths and certificates exam in one payment for example for annual access or smth like that. I'm not able to pay for 2 certificates.

[dusky jacinth]

Gamers

We’re finally out of the foot printing module

Huge wins

[dusky jacinth]

The annual subscription (gold I think) will let you take both paths

[dusky jacinth]

Just cause you’re blind doesn’t mean you can’t get rocks in your eyes

[idle mauve]

heyo

finally finished my first windows

[hoary nebula]

[scenic maple]

they enemy doesnt need to know that

appear blind when sighted
appear sighted when blind
~ sun tzu, Avatar the last book writer

[proud moth]

got stuck on zephyr for 3 days because of a single impacket flag i never saw in my life

reminder to check every single flag of every tool you use boys

[dusky jacinth]

Nahhhh

[placid scroll]

I just learned that it is allowed to Stream hacking on twitch(ofc for intended ctf's and boxes). I would like to ask if htb allows if someone streams doing a box. Active ones are ofc not allowed, but what about fortresses and challenges?

[near swift]

I have feeling that Golam is online

[azure remnant]

when running hydra it says (this is non-binding, these *** ignore laws and ethics anyway).
not sure but i remember there werent stars there

it was 'mfs'

am i dreaming

[wind pivot]

hey where is the channel to get help?

I have some problem authenticating to mysql of the academy

[azure remnant]

if it was for a module then #modules

[turbid goblet]

i think u just consider them mfs which is based

[azure remnant]

[turbid goblet]

(i havent seen it any different in 2 yrs so idk before that)

[lilac cipher]

@mystic harbor

[exotic pendant]

[near swift]

Hello

[mystic harbor]

@lilac cipher

[bitter vigil]

anyone using arch here, i wonder how you setup xfreerdp clipboard, i used hyprland, so my clipboard is wlcopy, it does work sometimes, so i wonder if anyone here using arch and know a way to get clipboard work with xfreerdp properly?

[heady sage]

Should be just a matter of using the +clipboard option

@bitter vigil

[bitter vigil]

yeah i did added it

maybe i should try xfreerdp3

i heard it has good integration with hyprland

[heady sage]

Yeah I use it all the time

Def reccomend it

[lilac cipher]

Diabolical

@patent elbow

[patent elbow]

ok this bot is working weird

@lilac cipher help

[mystic harbor]

I need to make one too fr

[patent elbow]

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

its finally working

[mystic harbor]

@lilac cipher !random

[lilac cipher]

The application did not respond.

[patent elbow]

fucking bad bot

[mystic harbor]

bro was ready

[lilac cipher]

🎲 Random Question Time!

Q: What is the difference between authentication and authorization?
A: Authentication verifies who you are (e.g., logging in with a password), while authorization decides what you can do (e.g., accessing admin-only features). ✅

Shit i gave the answer

https://tenor.com/view/monke-uh-oh-stinky-uh-oh-stinky-monke-gif-18263597

[mystic harbor]

!reload

[storm dirge]

😆

[lilac cipher]

🔄 Reloading question set...

✅ Questions successfully reloaded!
📚 Total loaded: 128 questions.
🎯 Ready to quiz again!

[mystic harbor]

I am gonna exploit you wait

[lilac cipher]

Waiting...

[young glen]

🙂

[mystic harbor]

🔞

[neon ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-goodmorning-morning-coffee-good-morning-cat-gif-1694687661545162983

😭

[dusky jacinth]

EMBED FAILIRE

Sorry you gotta be a hacker to post gifs

[neon ridge]

thats not me im a good noodle

TYSMMMM!

[dusky jacinth]

doubt

[neon ridge]

i mean kmon if i were a bad person would i have an anime profile pic?

XDDD

[dusky jacinth]

You’re right

I can speak to the validity of that

[neon ridge]

👉 👈

UwU

[dusky jacinth]

Uwu in the HTB general is wild

[neon ridge]

anyways i ment to ask where ya from? cause you were going to work in the middle of the night for me ahhaha

[dusky jacinth]

Correct

It was the middle of the night

[neon ridge]

ahh your on call

[dusky jacinth]

I work overnight

Nope

[neon ridge]

opeee

[dusky jacinth]

Unfortunately

[neon ridge]

nah nights is better than on call fsfs

[dusky jacinth]

Atp idk

[neon ridge]

i used to be on call for IT job it wasd so ass

[dusky jacinth]

I’m so tired

[neon ridge]

gooo eeps!

[dusky jacinth]

On call sucks, but overnight makes it so I have no life

[neon ridge]

fairrrr

[dusky jacinth]

I mean o already had no life but still

[neon ridge]

now theres no time to even try

[dusky jacinth]

Exactly

I’m from the states

U?

[neon ridge]

thats valid lol atlest you have your discord kittens and schoolwork LMAOOOOOO

[neon ridge]

same lol

[dusky jacinth]

Exactly! You get me

[neon ridge]

i would know ther girls who are down to be one are just as bored LMAOOO

[dusky jacinth]

LOL

listen live your life yknow

[neon ridge]

ehh im 22 plenty of time to adventure after the fall of modern society

[dusky jacinth]

Exactly

Alaska will always be there when I’m ready

[neon ridge]

real

[dusky jacinth]

And goth women

[neon ridge]

hair dye might be a issue

😭

[dusky jacinth]

It’s a mentality

[neon ridge]

THAT PARTTTTT

[west venture]

Why?

[neon ridge]

you need certin stompyness to you

[dusky jacinth]

Yup

[dusky jacinth]

Why am I a grown ass man?

[neon ridge]

bro went way back for that roast XD

[west venture]

Yes

[dusky jacinth]

I mean I’m not I’m only 22 I’m barely an adult

[dusky jacinth]

Fr

[neon ridge]

wooo never gunna finace a home gang !!!!

we locked in twin

[west venture]

But why?

[dusky jacinth]

YEAGHHHHHGGG

[dusky jacinth]

The Afghanistan war

[west venture]

Life on Mars?

[dusky jacinth]

Literally

[west venture]

No

[neon ridge]

impossible idc what people think

[dusky jacinth]

I don’t wanna go

[neon ridge]

im not going

[dusky jacinth]

The oceans scary enough

[neon ridge]

idgaf

[west venture]

Definitely not impossible

[neon ridge]

to live in the conditions ever on the surface absolutely

[west venture]

In fact decently probably according to the latest findings

[neon ridge]

but maybe like mole people

[dusky jacinth]

On the surface is key

[neon ridge]

if you cant live on the surface it doesnt count as hospitable

[dusky jacinth]

Dream

Debatable

[west venture]

It does

[naive leaf]

Imagine having House™

[dusky jacinth]

Can’t

[naive leaf]

Couldn't be us

[heady sage]

I have so many coding ideas atp

[neon ridge]

not for me

im good on ts

[dusky jacinth]

Not in this life

[heady sage]

ODPC opened the door

[west venture]

Nobody cares about your opinion

[naive leaf]

I mean end of the day if you do get do get $120k/y cyber job

[heady sage]

I just walked through it

[dusky jacinth]

Crazy rage bait

[neon ridge]

clearly you do or you wouldnt be so buttmad about me sharig it

[naive leaf]

Then maybe you'll be able to think about it in 5 years

[neon ridge]

0/10 ragebaitr

[naive leaf]

If you keep expenses through the floor

[dusky jacinth]

I’ll have one one day

[west venture]

I am not mad

[dusky jacinth]

I’ll be one hell of a hacker

[dusky jacinth]

Denial is stage one

[naive leaf]

What if I care about opinion

[dusky jacinth]

He does

[neon ridge]

i just wanted to change my midterm grade now im here

[dusky jacinth]

That’s how it happened

[west venture]

What if you don't count

[dusky jacinth]

I wanted to go to school for jazz

[neon ridge]

it really did ong for me LMAO

[naive leaf]

Sounds like a really weird definition for "nobody" then.

[dusky jacinth]

But here we are

[knotty nymph]

How many machines would you say I need to complete to attain embed privs?

[naive leaf]

Idk like ~6

[scenic maple]

5-6

[naive leaf]

Ish

[knotty nymph]

Word, thank y'all very much

[west venture]

You're nobody

[neon ridge]

damn cant i just boost or something?

[naive leaf]

Ahhhhh TRUE

[dusky jacinth]

I wish I was nobody

[naive leaf]

I am nobody therefore nobody cares

[dusky jacinth]

I think so

Check the pinned

[west venture]

Exactly

[neon ridge]

candy is a edgelord 😭

[dusky jacinth]

Ong

[naive leaf]

Does he have a knife

[dusky jacinth]

Hater mentality I wish I had

[scenic maple]

happy birthday candy

[neon ridge]

probably old asf too or like 12

[dusky jacinth]

Either or

[west venture]

Thank you golam

[naive leaf]

Real edgelords have knives

[scenic maple]

you are welcome candy

[dusky jacinth]

I have a knife from my chef days

[neon ridge]

doppler karambit!!!!

[dusky jacinth]

Super cool one

[dusky jacinth]

Gambling debt go crazy

[naive leaf]

I have a knife block

[neon ridge]

bring me a gamma doppler butterfly

[naive leaf]

Has like 8 knives in it

[neon ridge]

I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO LIVEEE LMAOOO

[dusky jacinth]

I didn’t either

Just facts

[neon ridge]

fair fair XD

[dusky jacinth]

I know the life

[mystic harbor]

Gambling on top

[naive leaf]

I mean avoiding gambling debt is really easy

Just don't get unlucky

[knotty nymph]

Dawg this name is amazing lmfao I just see this tall ass dude with a baby's head in my mental

[naive leaf]

That simple

[neon ridge]

i need a few bucks for stake anyone know anywhere to white hack for a few bucks lmOOOO

[west venture]

Do you develop undetected CS2 cheats + BO6 yourself?

[knotty nymph]

And a chain

[mystic harbor]

It is actually like that

[neon ridge]

i did not make them all by myself no

[dusky jacinth]

Bug crowd

[neon ridge]

bet ty

[west venture]

Do you develop cheats in general?

[neon ridge]

yes

[naive leaf]

On my way to find a 0 day so I can have food tonight

[dusky jacinth]

Or H1

[naive leaf]

No zero days = no food

[west venture]

For unity games?

[dusky jacinth]

The dream

[neon ridge]

what gamee?

we have cs2, b06, fort, valo

[west venture]

Mobile unity games: cod mobile

[dusky jacinth]

She’s tryna make a buck

[mystic harbor]

True

[neon ridge]

LOOOK I HAVE STUIDENT LOANSS

[dusky jacinth]

Tuff

I don’t

[silver forge]

warming up spinach and carrot pancakes

[dusky jacinth]

Shout out community college

[naive leaf]

Paying off student loans via being a video game cheat saleswoman is wild.

[neon ridge]

you can make that hella easy i should ahahahha

[neon ridge]

i do other stuff too

XDD

[dusky jacinth]

Make that dough

She’s the breadwinner

[silver forge]

that's about billion times better than the most common profession...

[naive leaf]

Other stuff involving boosting.

[west venture]

I've been trying to understand Activisions anticheat so that I can at least start hooking into stuff in game and looking around, but it's way to obfuscated and annoying.

[neon ridge]

and gambling lol

[west venture]

It's harder than you think

[naive leaf]

Have you tried just not getting unlucky

[dusky jacinth]

It’s really simple

[neon ridge]

alot of ai anticheats is gearing towards detecting inhuman angle snapping

[dusky jacinth]

But I’m just built different

Get flicked idiot

[neon ridge]

thats what im saying LMAOOO

[vivid flower]

Lool

[mystic harbor]

I got banned on CS2 20 times

[naive leaf]

Be sure to use correct terminology:
🚫 Cheating.
✅ Burning a 0-day on a gambling platform.

[neon ridge]

luckily prime accouts are cheap HMU XD

[west venture]

U see, I can't really hook into functions bc whenever I use tools like Frida either the game crashes or the account gets banned. I first need to bypass that. And the anticheat libraries are extremely obfuscated

[mystic harbor]

I hope i didn't use your cheat

[neon ridge]

nah you wouldnt have got vacced

[dusky jacinth]

SHES REALLY OUT HERE TRYNA MAKE SOME CASH

[neon ridge]

🤣

hey i never mentionerd it myself

[naive leaf]

Can't recommend being poor

[neon ridge]

someone else brought it up

[dusky jacinth]

Me neither

[naive leaf]

0/10 experience would not do it again

[neon ridge]

real lol

[dusky jacinth]

Having money rules

[west venture]

Capitalist

[neon ridge]

buy me a matcha plsss XSD

[mystic harbor]

Gambling is good though I make money

[dusky jacinth]

Like you mean I can afford groceries and my bills??

[dusky jacinth]

You make more money than me selling prime accs

[naive leaf]

You run the house you don't count

[neon ridge]

at the same time?

[dusky jacinth]

Crazy right

[neon ridge]

FRRRRR

[silver forge]

I gamble mostly at stock markets

[dusky jacinth]

Lame

[mystic harbor]

fr

[neon ridge]

hows that working out?

[naive leaf]

When they talked about "vulnerability triaging" I didn't know they meant that I was vulnerable and had to triage my expenses.

[dusky jacinth]

I gamble on whether or not I wake up

[dusky jacinth]

They never tell you this

[dusky jacinth]

I always lose

[silver forge]

learning, earning. should work on it more, now I get only +1k monthly passively

[dusky jacinth]

OMG HOME COMPUTER TIME YIPPEEE

[west venture]

Impetor make an SSRF box

[neon ridge]

i gamble is ICE is gunna show up randomly at my school LMAOOO

so far so good

[dusky jacinth]

Real

[silver forge]

web was a mistake

[west venture]

Shcool? Lmao bro is a baby

[naive leaf]

Aren't there like plenty of those

Trying to remember

[dusky jacinth]

and what are you 38?

[west venture]

I need a specific one

[neon ridge]

that is such a relatable feeling imagine getting up from pc and not being wheelchair bound to gaming chair

bro if you got banned in cs! you have to have beeeen so blatent im sorry

[naive leaf]

Most humans don't actually meld with their chair when they turn 40 but you know it's always a gamble.

[mystic harbor]

For lifetime

[dusky jacinth]

Damn she says you suck ass bro

[dusky jacinth]

I hope I do

[neon ridge]

or you used an internal XD

[dusky jacinth]

I don't even have a gaming chair

just a normal one

but standing desk + 4080?

[mystic harbor]

I do actually real

[dusky jacinth]

that's yummy i'll yell you what

[neon ridge]

wait you guys dont have muscluar atrophy at 22

😭

[dusky jacinth]

It happens to the best of us

and the chair goblins

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bQTHO.gif

[dusky jacinth]

but mostly the chair goblins

[mystic harbor]

You owe me money

[naive leaf]

School says I can't be a chair gremlin

[dusky jacinth]

PAY THE MAN

[muted olive]

$0 here, take it

[dusky jacinth]

BOOOOOOOOO

[neon ridge]

im not gunna lie i sat so long my booty went flat for a semester i had to work it back out hahahahahahaha

😭

[mystic harbor]

[neon ridge]

[dusky jacinth]

That's why me and my KB are besties

[west venture]

Where is seadris

[neon ridge]

KB?

[mystic harbor]

The signs are clear

[dusky jacinth]

Kettle bell

[muted olive]

buy american bitcoin for $10 instead

[dusky jacinth]

Yessir 🫡

[muted olive]

and watch it turn into millions

💯

[neon ridge]

10 dollars of bitcoin is jsut making others wallet worth expensive

[dusky jacinth]

shhhh

if you think about it that way you'll never win

mogus

[scenic maple]

do you win?

[dusky jacinth]

shhhh

you're thinking about it

[neon ridge]

good question lol

he said not to think

[scenic maple]

exactly

[dusky jacinth]

It's what I said

[neon ridge]

key part of the strat

[dusky jacinth]

be a cog

[scenic maple]

stop thinking about winning

[muted olive]

it's more ironic that the new american bitcoin has Trump's face on it and says "in God we trust"

[scenic maple]

thats an L bro

[dusky jacinth]

In God these nuts

[neon ridge]

you might not win but it wont hurt as bad

[dusky jacinth]

Just don't think

I'm a man of action

no thoughts

[scenic maple]

if you dont think about it you also awont think about loosing

[dusky jacinth]

just nmap

[silver forge]

mm pancakes

[dusky jacinth]

NO THOUGHTS

[neon ridge]

denied ( publickey)

[dusky jacinth]

Sike I got the id_rsa already

[naive leaf]

Are you really winning if you're not reeling from the adrenaline of losing your life savings

[dusky jacinth]

GET FLICKED

I'm gonna start saying that when I get root

[neon ridge]

just go on red f it

[dusky jacinth]

top ten feelings

besides being held

definitely up there

[naive leaf]

True

[mystic harbor]

you get root? LoL lucky

[dusky jacinth]

Only sometimes

when i'm feeling frisky

[neon ridge]

i think stealing like a lipgloss from target is a rushhh XDDDD even if you can afford it

[naive leaf]

Imagine not being lonely and terminally online in the 21st century.

[dusky jacinth]

OOOOHHH HE GETTING IT

[naive leaf]

That one's insane.

[dusky jacinth]

I don't have to

I'm living it

[naive leaf]

Specifically because it's target.

And target hates you in particular.

[neon ridge]

they dont need it king

[dusky jacinth]

They think they do though

[west venture]

Stealing is fine as long as you're stealing from the Rich

[dusky jacinth]

that's how they get you

[neon ridge]

fuck corpate america

[dusky jacinth]

womp womp

someone didn't buy the dip

[naive leaf]

Have you heard what target does to shoplifters? Lol they meticulously document every single stolen piece of merchandise.

[dusky jacinth]

yup

and total it till it's grand theft

[neon ridge]

thats why you dont go back nerd

XD

[dusky jacinth]

You got enough targets around you to switch like that?

[neon ridge]

yeah lmao

[dusky jacinth]

I mean there's like ten in a 20 mile radius of me

[naive leaf]

Perfect crime: steal 1 thing of lip gloss and never come back

[neon ridge]

you dont>?

[dusky jacinth]

No I definetly do

[neon ridge]

hey i like that shade it was worth

[naive leaf]

I mean they track you across stores

[dusky jacinth]

Nuh uh

[neon ridge]

noshoty

[naive leaf]

Target security is legit scary.

[dusky jacinth]

Source: The common sense in my brain

[neon ridge]

thats fear mongering i stgf

[mystic harbor]

hacker for a reason

[neon ridge]

frfr

[dusky jacinth]

don't matter

just be slicker

get quicker hands

like me

they call me swiper the way I wear a bandana

[neon ridge]

i ve done alot more for way less profit i thin k its worth lmaoooo

[naive leaf]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1mcbw6x/does_target_really_track_everything_you_steal/

[west venture]

TE1M where are you from?

[naive leaf]

Don't mess with target security

[dusky jacinth]

Why does everyone want to know

I get asked this everyday

[naive leaf]

If you're gonna shoplift get your lipgloss from dollar tree.

[neon ridge]

what if you hear me out steal up to the cent amount before it becomes a crime

[west venture]

Are you aussy?

[mystic harbor]

your coordinates please

[dusky jacinth]

this

[dusky jacinth]

You got it

[neon ridge]

i mean we could look atleast we ask XDDD

[naive leaf]

You're why I will have infinite job security

[neon ridge]

your welcome gang

[dusky jacinth]

NO PUT IT BACK 18

[mystic harbor]

Noo

sometimes i forget i am in public vc

[dusky jacinth]

we're just looking

I'm not gonna steal

im gonna steal

[neon ridge]

already stole just deflecting now

[dusky jacinth]

real gang shi

[naive leaf]

Why steal from target when you can shoplift from dollar tree with low risk

[dusky jacinth]

Oh you think I don't?

Brother I have a system

like I said

[neon ridge]

cause you cant do it while drinking starbucks as easily

[mystic harbor]

Black Hat

[dusky jacinth]

they call me genghis khan the way I rob a dollar tree

[west venture]

Bro is casually admitting to crimes rn

[dusky jacinth]

So?

[neon ridge]

i feel like only gray exist tbh XD

[dusky jacinth]

You gonna report me?

[west venture]

Yes

[naive leaf]

You're trying to shoplift from target on 400mg of caffeine

[dusky jacinth]

Nah i'm out here to just break stuff mane

maldev for evil

[neon ridge]

LM<AOOOOOOOOO

[naive leaf]

How do you shoplift while purring like a cat

The jitters must be wild

[neon ridge]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[mystic harbor]

Typical hood ...

[neon ridge]

nice area fr

[dusky jacinth]

you know it

[neon ridge]

i have been to the that walmart near by

[dusky jacinth]

Oh I bet you have

LMAO

shout out that pizza hut in london

[neon ridge]

i grew up in the area maybe we went to school topgether what middle school did you go too? XDDDD

😭

[dusky jacinth]

home girl is trying to OSINT me in real time

[neon ridge]

frfr

[dusky jacinth]

I won't be socially engineered

[mystic harbor]

how much is rent there

[neon ridge]

its a psyop dont fall for it

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/kcuW3eG927K.gif

[dusky jacinth]

im about this 🤏 close to being socially engineered

[dusky jacinth]

At the Pizza Hut?

[neon ridge]

free

if you make pizza

[mystic harbor]

normally

[dusky jacinth]

shit bro I guess as long as you can buy pizza

[mystic harbor]

for 1 room

[dusky jacinth]

the 1 room Pizza Hut? I think they only come in 2, sorry man

[mystic harbor]

alr you and me, tell the monthly

[neon ridge]

is there a channel for music reccomenations?

[dusky jacinth]

yes

[neon ridge]

bet go look

[dusky jacinth]

#magical-tunes

[mystic harbor]

[neon ridge]

i dropped some heat

[dusky jacinth]

im in there

shout out Glorilla

[neon ridge]

XDD

[dusky jacinth]

Listen to the one I put

It is completely unrelated to what you dropped, but it's gass

[neon ridge]

it hasnt showed for m,e

[dusky jacinth]

It's literally the one above the one you sent

[neon ridge]

now that i think about it maybe being safe about links isnt a bad idea here lMAOOO

[silver forge]

I'm out of pancakes

[dusky jacinth]

damnnnn

[silver forge]

ated with lingonberry jam

[neon ridge]

W song, its very diffrent but tis giving skatman john XDD

[dusky jacinth]

yuuuuup

[silver forge]

baa-bappapp-badappa ?

[dusky jacinth]

exactly

[neon ridge]

da-boop-da-do-do-dowop

[dusky jacinth]

yes

[mystic harbor]

the rent

[silver forge]

skibiskibkiskabidibididi I'm the skatman

now you have an ear worm

[neon ridge]

bkGBdiAHDIAHiodhu aIOUDOIPAhjdiaHDIAidhbaIUSHGDIAhsduABSIDBausbdaSA im a skatman

[dusky jacinth]

Where I actually live

[mystic harbor]

London right?

[dusky jacinth]

I don't actually live in London

[mystic harbor]

That then

[patent elbow]

@lilac cipher help

[dusky jacinth]

for a 1 bedroom around 1200-1500

[mystic harbor]

dollars?

[dusky jacinth]

yes

USD

[silver forge]

but in London you can catch the vibes of Mogadishu

[dusky jacinth]

for a room or a whole apartment?

[stone marsh]

My partner and I pay 2200 for a two bedroom, with a home office and a small garden

[dusky jacinth]

There's a billion apartments available in my area

[mystic harbor]

I am broke

[neon ridge]

thats pretty nice tbh, i play like 1200 for the same thing lol

well its kind of cap there is n office

[mystic harbor]

Rich people here

[dusky jacinth]

WHERE???

[neon ridge]

somewhere in the US lol

[dusky jacinth]

LMAO

[stone marsh]

That's cheaper than I'd expect in the US

[silver forge]

ahh the colonies

[dusky jacinth]

all 13 of em

[silver forge]

all I can remember are Caprica and Sagittarius

[mystic harbor]

It godam expensive

[stone marsh]

London, iiwii

[dusky jacinth]

shout out that Pizza Hut

[stone marsh]

Next time we move we will probably find something cheaper, but the market at the time was brutal

[mystic harbor]

I can survive full year on 3000 usd

[dusky jacinth]

goc I wish

[mystic harbor]

Fr 😂 I don't even spend money, it just sits there

[dusky jacinth]

yhr ftrsm

[silver forge]

oh if I could survive full year on 3000 usd I'd retire instantly

[neon ridge]

yeah no not in this country

with this administration

[silver forge]

you know things are about to get real when deepseek is starting every paragaph with "from purely theoretical perspective this could be done"

[maiden anvil]

if there are any academics in here

who feel the need to dress up translations

with flower archaic language

please stop

and change careers

[stone marsh]

Is it actually archaic language? Or have you just not read enough books?

[maiden anvil]

I can promise you that Italian politicians didn't talk like this

excuse me

medieval

medieval Italian politicians didn't talk like this

no fkin shot

"This course has been followed by the Turk with regard to Greece, who, had he not, in addition to all his other precautions for securing that Province, himself come to live in it, could never have kept his hold of it."

that reads like some pretentious doofus in 1970 translated Machiavelli with heavy Christian overtones

with unnecessary dependent clauses when they could have wrote it normally

[silver forge]

oh that. best I've seen was from lecture of one professor.. one sentence printed on paper was 20+ lines of text

[signal mica]

Made my day

[maiden anvil]

im trynna read old viking stories out of the poetic edda

and this pretentious translator

is trynna tell me

that Sigurd the Dragonslayer

said words like "bequeth"

absolutely not!

[silver forge]

whut

[maiden anvil]

no shot

some fkin dude named Sigurd the Dragonslayer

talked like a Shakespeare character

no shot

[silver forge]

you sure it's not an ai slop translation?

[signal mica]

He did i was there

[maiden anvil]

each of these books have references from the authors own works in their bibliographies

[ornate pike]

hey

[stone marsh]

Sigurd the Dragonslayer was a classy man as they say

[maiden anvil]

they are definitely pretentious academics

[ornate pike]

any bug hunter here ?

[maiden anvil]

of course! how could we forget the charismatic charm of Sigurd the damn Dragonslayer

[signal mica]

What if he fought female dragons with words, id say it worked like that

Thats what donki did in shrek

Explains the charisma

[maiden anvil]

LMAO

[signal mica]

I mean dragons in general are described as wise beings

Was Sigurd not in such a universe?

[maiden anvil]

I wish I could tell u

but I cant read the story

so idk

[signal mica]

Everyone of us has a lil Sigurd in them

[static pasture]

roll for charisma

[maiden anvil]

@static pasture is here! quick! everybody flee!

[unborn flame]

Hey all!

[maiden anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/monte-python-run-away-get-out-of-here-escape-running-gif-4399862

[signal mica]

/roll

[static pasture]

It is I, the drone bird

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-conduciendo-gif-24377638

[maiden anvil]

where is Lockheed hiding you?

we can free you if you tell us which facility you're being hidden at

[silver forge]

I think he meant all birds are government drones

You see less of them in winter because theyare in maintenance

[dusky jacinth]

Jokes on you I'm a sorcerer

[unborn flame]

It's true!
https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/

[scenic maple]

lmao the theory is so good it might be true

[neon ridge]

fireball

[neon ridge]

this is such peak trolling it makes me so happy

[dusky jacinth]

I actually lied I'm a warlock main

eldritch blast >>

[neon ridge]

you are a horrible person

[static pasture]

Even sorcerers have a charisma stat

[dusky jacinth]

+5 baby

[static pasture]

beep beep beeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep bep beeep

[neon ridge]

you need it as a warlock lol

[dusky jacinth]

greatest speel OAT and you can't change my mind

Baldurs gate 3 changed the way I see that spell

[neon ridge]

not gunn a lie oathbreaker pally best class ever

[dusky jacinth]

and goth women

but that's a separate dillema

[neon ridge]

lol shadowheart enjoyer fsa

[dusky jacinth]

It always looks fun

[dusky jacinth]

She's my ride or die. Keep her name out of your damn mouthj

[neon ridge]

its so much fun you can break your oath like right away in msot campains hahah

😭

[dusky jacinth]

That is pretty fun

[maiden anvil]

I miss you homie ❤️

[static pasture]

You have my phone number ❤️

[maiden anvil]

actually I might not

[dusky jacinth]

Awww

[static pasture]

Awkward...how can you lose it

GOSH

[maiden anvil]

my phone went to the bottom of a river kayaking a few weeks ago

[dusky jacinth]

uh oh

womp womp

[static pasture]

You still have the same number?

[neon ridge]

bro got new phone who dissed in gen chat before gta6

[maiden anvil]

nvm I do have yours 👍

[neon ridge]

wild

[dusky jacinth]

not in the HTB gen chat

it's rough out here fr

[neon ridge]

bros hacker villian origin story starts here

[dusky jacinth]

that's how mine started

true story

@mystic harbor can vouch for me

[static pasture]

@maiden anvil is my home crab

[neon ridge]

he was there!

[dusky jacinth]

indeed he was

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-rave-dancing-dancing-crab-gif-16543314

[maiden anvil]

[zealous charm]

[maiden anvil]

this one is adorable

ty

[zealous charm]

ur adorable

[dusky jacinth]

DOES HE HAVE A LIL COWBOY HAT

[zealous charm]

Yee haw

[dusky jacinth]

radical

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

[mystic harbor]

Sure

[dusky jacinth]

Told you

[signal mica]

Tazdingo

[scenic maple]

@rustic carbon its not actually a valid expression

you will get reference error

D not defined

[blazing bloom]

How is everyone doing?

[scenic maple]

cool

hbu

[unborn flame]

Hey toast 👀

[blazing bloom]

Lol hey

[unborn flame]

Funny seeing you here

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

am down

[thin peak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-stretch-cat-stretching-xiao-hong-shu-cat-xhs-cat-gif-14842361337066058127

[pure terrace]

Apparently there's a htb headquarters near me in greece

[silver forge]

I asked chatgpt to create me an image of a laptop and this is the keyboard it gave me

plus I asked for 1 meter usb cable, it gave me 30 cm

[subtle plover]

gm

[subtle plover]

have you ever seen HTB HQ in NL?

[mystic harbor]

gn

[mystic harbor]

The logo feels too big

[subtle plover]

wassup scrubz

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/this-discord-server-is-powered-by-this-generator-cat-pillow-cat-spinning-gif-929083260791804922

[subtle plover]

is this better

[mystic harbor]

LOL

[subtle plover]

this dead server?

[mystic harbor]

Did you put the logo manually

[scenic maple]

no qwerty?

[silver forge]

I did say qwerty

and the aspect ratio of the laptop is 4:3

I don't think such exist anymore

[scenic maple]

ai types with wefydi

[devout sail]

Have this instead

[subtle plover]

no

[silver forge]

what in Sam Hill is that

[devout sail]

Image of laptop with 1meter cable

[silver forge]

if I had to guess that's the laptop of a meth cook, it's been basically melted, bitten, I don't want to know what those splashes are and aoh all that tape

[scenic maple]

its even running windows 7

[zealous charm]

[turbid goblet]

Looks like Terry Davis’ laptop

[neon ridge]

gunna need another cat to mine ETH

[patent elbow]

hey im tired

i need to sleep

with a cat

[subtle plover]

bro wants meoware

https://tenor.com/view/meoware-cat-funny-cat-funny-cat-dance-gif-18134384

[zealous charm]

@maiden anvil light mode > dark mode

[trim atlas]

how do people feel about light mode?

is #general always this quiet

[scenic maple]

wait

this cant be

dont tell me you use burp in lightmode

[zealous charm]

It's the default for a reason

[scenic maple]

||cause thats exactly what i do||

imo its just easier to see the text in white mode than dark

[gaunt gale]

I always find dark mode easier to see text

because its white

white text

[scenic maple]

well here is the thing burps dark mode doesnt use white text

its uses some grey mix and looks awkward

[next venture]

ok now view this in full screen

[gaunt gale]

then if I ever use burp I'll use light mode probably. thanks for letting me knwo

[scenic maple]

bro flexing JetBrains Mono Nerd Mono like we wont notice

[next venture]

ahem

[trim atlas]

looks good ot me ngl

[next venture]

who

[trim atlas]

whats the issue with it?

text is clearly legible

[scenic maple]

no issues

its just what everyone uses

[next venture]

yeah

[trim atlas]

[zealous charm]

dark mode is for people to dumb to know how to set the brightness of a screen

[soft fern]

I'd work there 24 hours a day,7 days a week, no holidays, on weekends.

[frail turtle]

What torture device do people in tech convince themselves they need? Standing desks.

[scenic maple]

bro came
bro said hottake
bro left

[trim atlas]

wonder what @everyone have to say about that

[subtle plover]

guys the password for my vm is root

[trim atlas]

my powers are too weak here

[subtle plover]

do you write code in white theme?

@everyone

[subtle plover]

@lilac cipher ping everyone

they forgot to turn it off

[scenic maple]

stop it

get some help

[next venture]

I ping @subtle plover