general

[spring holly]

Yeah never really dealt with anti cheat so I can’t tell

[west venture]

Annoying asf

You can't hook into anything

U either get banned or the game crashes

[sharp shuttle]

SHHH don't tell him what happens when you cannot properly inject into bypass preventions

[west venture]

So before developing cheats you have to figure out how to bypass hooking detection normally Frida on Android first before even trying cheats

[glacial crane]

whats your favorite game

[sharp shuttle]

Runescape

[carmine pecan]

Minecraft

Glad you asked

[dusky jacinth]

Os or 3

[dusky jacinth]

Dungeons or the telltale one

[sharp shuttle]

I wrote bots for both, so both

[carmine pecan]

Bro

[sharp shuttle]

I dont play it

[spring holly]

Wanna be skid

[sharp shuttle]

I just sell gold

[dusky jacinth]

Live your life

[sharp shuttle]

hush up dont project your insecurity onto others

[dusky jacinth]

Only real skid here is me

[spring holly]

lol 😆 you came at me first

You asked I said yes

And you called me a liar

So who projected first

[sharp shuttle]

Well, I succeeded in getting under your skin, which was the goal

[dusky jacinth]

🪤

[sharp shuttle]

Now you wont forget me, brother

[spring holly]

Sure

[sharp shuttle]

We are bonded

[dusky jacinth]

Married even

[sharp shuttle]

Yep

[dusky jacinth]

One under God (or not believe what you believe)

You guys have to share your finances

[sharp shuttle]

He pays me in jimmies

[dusky jacinth]

Like the jerky stick?

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-hugh-neutron-daddy-pie-meme-gif-7162367559001631546

[sharp shuttle]

just so we are clear, I never called you a liar, your reaction was admission

[spring holly]

Still on this ?

[sharp shuttle]

Yeah

[spring holly]

Sure 👍

[sharp shuttle]

what say you, squire

[spring holly]

👍

[sharp shuttle]

You know what adelle famously said

We coulda had it all

[dusky jacinth]

WE COULDA HAD IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[sharp shuttle]

ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEP

[glacial crane]

why i have the newbie simbol if im old asf

[sharp shuttle]

Says you joined today

[carmine pecan]

lmao

[sharp shuttle]

sorry yesterday, my today is yesterday because i havent slept

i cant sleep on planes

[west venture]

Are you the pilot?

[carmine pecan]

I've slept on a plane once

Now it's an helicopter

[terse dirge]

Either the finals, helldivers 2, or clash Royale

[sharp shuttle]

No, im sitting next to a moderately attractive woman who saw i wrote this

now it will be awkward

[carmine pecan]

Will it

[glacial crane]

the finals is underated asf

[sharp shuttle]

i dont know if i keep saying things through this chat that she is shoulder surfing me on, maybe she will forgive me

do you forgive me?

[west venture]

Unless you're the pilot you can definitely sleep on planes. In fact it's one of my favorite places to sleep. Knowing I am inside such a beautiful and magnificent machine like an airplane, I fall asleep fast.

[sharp shuttle]

i cant sleep on the plane because i will snore and the attractive woman next to me will become agitated

[frail turtle]

I dont know i always found it hard to sleep in a plane

[carmine pecan]

moderately attractive*

[frail turtle]

because of the thing on the ceiling that blows air at you

[sharp shuttle]

and i would rather leave a good impression on people than annoy them

[carmine pecan]

It can be closed bro...

[sharp shuttle]

so i will suffer out of kindness

[frail turtle]

it can?

[west venture]

The only attractive women you should care about is the airplane you're inside. No women compares to it's beauty

[carmine pecan]

It's quite easy to sleep if you go first class

There's a bed just for you

and glutem-free cookies

with vegan milk

[frail turtle]

Alright mr rich guy

[sharp shuttle]

i am indeed a avisexual

i am attracted to airplanes

[west venture]

Me too

[spare horizon]

YOU HAD MY HEART INSIIIDDEEE

[frail turtle]

vegan milk is nasty i wouldnt drink that crap

[spare horizon]

YOUR HANDS

[sharp shuttle]

AND YOU PLAYED IT

[frail turtle]

I tried almond milk and almost vomited first time i had it

[sharp shuttle]

TO THE BEEEAAAAT

[carmine pecan]

Almond milk is not the best vegan milk bro

[frail turtle]

I did like the aroma of almonds tho

[sharp shuttle]

how do you milk an almond chat

[frail turtle]

idc I want goat milk

raw goat milk pls

[sharp shuttle]

my wife knows how to milk a walnut

😉

[west venture]

Ew

[frail turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-hmm-gif-2748512355730790146

[carmine pecan]

You put it in water first

Let it there for hours and hours

usually overnight

Then milk the water out of it

[sharp shuttle]

thats kinda fascinating

[carmine pecan]

It's just osmosis guys

[sharp shuttle]

but i dont get why its called milking

[west venture]

You don't need this face to indicate it had a hidden meaning. It's so obvious

[sharp shuttle]

wouldnt that just be reverse-osmosis nut water?

[carmine pecan]

You milk the water out of it

[sharp shuttle]

in this place, i would asume you all know what i just said

[dusky jacinth]

You have to milk the water out

[frail turtle]

I'm not touching plant milk; whatever that stuff is; it's not milk.

[carmine pecan]

So...

almond milk is useless

try cashew milk

[carmine pecan]

You know milk is just blood right?

[sharp shuttle]

okay but question, what happens if you did the same process on cow milk?

[dusky jacinth]

whatever it is you need to milk all the water out

[glacial crane]

I love milk in jets

[frail turtle]

that's awesome

[sharp shuttle]

cow milk is blood?

[dusky jacinth]

All the water

gotta get milked out

[frail turtle]

give me cow blood

[glacial crane]

is pus

[dusky jacinth]

What???

[glacial crane]

cow pus == milk

[dusky jacinth]

OML

[west venture]

No bro.

[carmine pecan]

Guys...

Every liquid in the body

That can come out

[sharp shuttle]

what happens if i milk a blood clot?

[carmine pecan]

Came from the blood

that's how it works

It's all in the blood first

every other liquid is a product of blood

including sweat

[west venture]

It is not

[uncut maple]

That’s not really how that works

[carmine pecan]

Go search where sweat comes from

[dusky jacinth]

the balls

[sharp shuttle]

damn te1m beat me to it

[frail turtle]

Salt water and urea.....

[dusky jacinth]

100 WPM on key br baby

[west venture]

I meant milk

[glacial crane]

don't look for where the cheese comes from

[sharp shuttle]

if you milk a walnut sometimes you get cheese

[west venture]

Milk is made in the alveoli

[uncut maple]

The balls…..

[dusky jacinth]

can we call it weese

walnut cheese

[carmine pecan]

The synthesis is made there

yeah

But do your research better

[west venture]

I didn't research

[carmine pecan]

Where did the components for synthesis came from?

[sharp shuttle]

yes actually i support this

[west venture]

I just know

[dusky jacinth]

Radical

[sharp shuttle]

alchemy

[west venture]

Food

[carmine pecan]

It's blood

[west venture]

No food

[sharp shuttle]

MrPetals you are redpilling them on demonology and ritual satanic chemistry

[carmine pecan]

Hackers don't understand bloodstream

[sharp shuttle]

thats so based

[frail turtle]

milk is apparently made from a gland that siphons nutrients from the bloodstream

[uncut maple]

Something something created something something destroyed insert anime intro

[frail turtle]

what ever that is though I will drink

[carmine pecan]

like all "glands" and "organs"?

[sharp shuttle]

hallicon have you ever eaten walnut cheese?

[dusky jacinth]

weese*

[west venture]

Ni

[sharp shuttle]

okay yes weese

[dusky jacinth]

thank you

[frail turtle]

no there's a specific gland for making milk

[dusky jacinth]

mamory

[sharp shuttle]

yall are killing me rn

lmfao

[dusky jacinth]

the mamory gland

[carmine pecan]

yes... but it's all starts in blood

[sharp shuttle]

please dont make me lol out loud on this plane

[dusky jacinth]

Check out some boobs sometime

[frail turtle]

Look man

[dusky jacinth]

learn about the mamory gland

[carmine pecan]

the protein and sugars are syntetized in that gland sure

[dusky jacinth]

good place to start

[sharp shuttle]

ffs you guys its the mammary gland

[west venture]

I am curious to know where you think it comes from

[carmine pecan]

But the building blocks aren't there

[uncut maple]

This is a crazy burn with context😂

[frail turtle]

if it doesn't come out of a nipple I'm not drinking it if someone calls that something milk.

[dusky jacinth]

He spelt it right so I'll let him have it

[sharp shuttle]

htb users and female anatomy is not a match made in heaven

[dusky jacinth]

It was pretty good

[dusky jacinth]

boobs amirite

[carmine pecan]

🙂

[west venture]

I still remember my high school biology

Which had female anatomy

[sharp shuttle]

with enough estrogen, men can produce "milk"

[uncut maple]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-10934074314896748301

[dusky jacinth]

ew

[carmine pecan]

Female anatomy is just human anatomy though

[frail turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-hmm-gif-2748512355730790146

[carmine pecan]

Now...

[dusky jacinth]

don't emphasize milk like that

[uncut maple]

Oh god I got embed failed

[carmine pecan]

if you mean a more specific anatomy

That's good to learn indeed

[west venture]

Human anatomy is like the averaged out version of male and female anatomy

[dusky jacinth]

womp womp

[uncut maple]

It’s always history but what about her- story am I right

[sharp shuttle]

do you guys know how much walnut milk gets flushed into the ocean every day? you ever see the foam buildup at the beach? thats walnut cheese. thats weese.

[dusky jacinth]

except men have adams apples

that's how you know

[carmine pecan]

Merriam-Webster defines milk as "a food product produced from seeds or fruit that resembles and is used similarly to cow's milk."

[dusky jacinth]

sorry that was so out of pocket

[west venture]

Yk adult humans aren't supposed to be drinking milk

[dusky jacinth]

IT COMES FROM THE BALLS HAHAHAHA

comes from my seed headass

[uncut maple]

I’m too lazy to fact check this but almost no shot the dictionary uses milk to define milk

[carmine pecan]

seed or fruit

[dusky jacinth]

milk

[dusky jacinth]

No, I know

[west venture]

Miruk

[dusky jacinth]

it was funny tho

[carmine pecan]

It's Merriam-Webster

They can say whatever and people will believe

[dusky jacinth]

I can also say whatever and people will believe it

as long as I believe they believe it

belief is what we're fighting for

[sharp shuttle]

Adams apple check! karate chops neck

[carmine pecan]

That's so unhinged

[dusky jacinth]

Since when is the Plant doing math?

[sharp shuttle]

the mental gymnastics to not call milk, milk

[dusky jacinth]

milk (said like mile)

boooooooooo

[sharp shuttle]

have you ever eaten walnut milk?

[dusky jacinth]

wilk

[carmine pecan]

eaten?

it's not that thick

[sharp shuttle]

yeah

it can be

thats so real

you never know what those kitchen people put in your food

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah. Me personally? I'm pulling a Fight Club every week.

[sharp shuttle]

strings of walnut cheese may end up in your soup if the kitchen staff is feeling frisky and you were rude

[carmine pecan]

It's #general

we can talk Milk here

[sharp shuttle]

the mods dont care if you obfuscate meaning

which i try pretty hard to do

[dusky jacinth]

im milking all the water out rn actually

[sharp shuttle]

high sodium content milk

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmies-rustled-upset-gorilla-lawnmower-gif-5801490

[sharp shuttle]

guys

if we can breathe air, but not water, but we can see water
do fish breathe water, but not air, but can see air?

[carmine pecan]

No

[sharp shuttle]

how do you know? fish cant see water

[carmine pecan]

Some fishs do see more colors

[sharp shuttle]

maybe they can see air

[vivid flower]

How do u milk a walnut

[carmine pecan]

🙂

[sharp shuttle]

with help

[carmine pecan]

It takes some horizontal refreshment

[sharp shuttle]

stimulation

[carmine pecan]

Parking the bus

[sharp shuttle]

okay but lets assume fish can see air, can they smell water if they cant smell air? because they breathe water?

[carmine pecan]

Probably

Take Sharks as an example

[sharp shuttle]

okay yes thats what i was hoping youd say

[carmine pecan]

Shark are fish so

[dusky jacinth]

Well if mammals can smell the water then I'd assume fish can

[carmine pecan]

Can you smell water underwater though? mr mammal

[dusky jacinth]

I mean

yes?

technically?

maybe just the one time though

[sharp shuttle]

alright so we know fish can see air, smell water, does that mean they cant taste water? just like we cant taste air? unless you buy FUM THATS RIGHT FOLKS

THIS WAS A FUM AD

Want to break bad habits? Try Fum.

[carmine pecan]

FUM?

what is that

[dusky jacinth]

Fake vaping

[carmine pecan]

Y'all ever shuck the oyster?

[dusky jacinth]

I'm doing it rn

[sharp shuttle]

Its the best grift ive ever seen

Fum is "flavored air"

[dusky jacinth]

literally

y'all ever see the Lorax?

^^

it's that

[sharp shuttle]

I love that movie

[dusky jacinth]

The music is so good

can't even hate

[sharp shuttle]

Its just a good production

[dusky jacinth]

God could you imagine writing code in Fortran

Like that's what you did

Geniuses

[sharp shuttle]

With a modern IDE, easy

with what they had

no way jose

[dusky jacinth]

No I mean on the punch card

[sharp shuttle]

right

NO WAY JOSE

[dusky jacinth]

Like holy shit

I couldn't imagine what it would have been like to work at Bell Labs

[vital linden]

sounds like something a quiche eater would say

[carmine pecan]

checkmate atheists

[vital linden]

non quiche eaters are able to write fortran

[dusky jacinth]

I love quiche

So it makes sense I can't write in fortran

[sharp shuttle]

Probably super fun because eveybody is your homie and you got good benefits, and a company car, and a line of company credit, free food, endless budgets, and you could buy 14 cars, 4 houses, and maintain two families who dont know about one another on that one salary

[dusky jacinth]

What a time to be alive

[carmine pecan]

Best time to be born is the 60s though

[sharp shuttle]

Things will probably get better once all the boomers are gone

[dusky jacinth]

Or in finland when IRC started

[carmine pecan]

Hope the boomers don't go in a big boom

[sharp shuttle]

even their kin-shits cant fuck it up as badly as they have

[carmine pecan]

That would've be a plot twist

That's why they were called boomers

because they died in a boom

[sharp shuttle]

at school before it was tabboo due to violence

we would joke about this year "going out with a boom"

everybody laughed

[dusky jacinth]

Wouldn't be surprised

[sharp shuttle]

nobody laughs anymore.

grim

[dusky jacinth]

if that's how it went

[sharp shuttle]

idk man it just be how it is

[dusky jacinth]

and that's all it can be

[sharp shuttle]

loneliness is a real problem

[dusky jacinth]

^^^^^

Social media has destroyed our sense of community. Might be controversial, but talking online isn't the same as real life interactions for most people

Doesn't mean that it isn't great community for some. I would say it isn't for most

[sharp shuttle]

nah dude, just go to a mexican neighborhood, its like a flashback to my childhood

im envious

[dusky jacinth]

Wish I could speak spanish

[sharp shuttle]

kids on bikes, people chilling at parks, eating food

[dusky jacinth]

I've been meaning to pick it back up again

[sharp shuttle]

i mean, tribalism

youd be excluded

hence; loneliness

[dusky jacinth]

but still. I live in a predominately hispanic area. Therefore, learning would be good to connect with more people

[sharp shuttle]

that parts true

im in the same boat

i just do niceties

con permiso

de nada

etc

[west venture]

I prefer not talking to people face to face

Did bro leave

[warped plank]

Yes, yes he did

[solemn lichen]

How is zumi today

[acoustic cape]

hi how do i get the cool htb thing :3

[dusky jacinth]

I can't member

[solemn lichen]

ooo sick

[acoustic cape]

🙁

[solemn lichen]

I'm alright just battled ELK a bit today and then chilled out

Good good

I'm planning on finishing CRTO before Christmas

I started but never finished and now with the new version free lab access

[acoustic cape]

hmm

[solemn lichen]

and then hopefully work will let me take SEC555

super fair

honestly I'd put OSCP before some of that it's quick and cheap and seems relatively easy

Wait

i meant CRTO

[acoustic cape]

how do i get tag me noob

[solemn lichen]

oh that makes sense

makes sense

I've heard it's good complimentary

Yesterday my manager said she needs to clone me top tier compliment

[acoustic cape]

chatgbt helped me we good

[muted olive]

They're actually going to steal your DNA and your identity and make you one with the Borg. You'll be assimilated. RUN!!!

/j

good job

[solemn lichen]

As long as I can SME CTI and detection engineering at the same time for our team that sounds good

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/eiDkTu6KxMz.gif

[acoustic cape]

unix runs the world

[solemn lichen]

@frosty thistle I was invited to a series of meetings that's ALL managers from our team and just me (and then the other teams managers and SME's) and have been given access to the alpha release of a new portal/product that's supposed to revolutionize our sentinel deployment and management and I'm like.... why me

I'm not even a senior because I "took too many sick days" last year so like

Especially because I was/am genuinely mentally ill (doing way better after the leave) and had legitimate reason for sick days

big boss was real pissed when I told him my direct manager passed me up because of that

because it's a potential legal issue for them

Me too. In a dip the past few days but trending up :)

mental health like stock market sometimes 📈 📉 📈

[dusky jacinth]

You gonna get CRTO2 as well?

[solemn lichen]

I've been watching my partner play Detroit:become human

very entertaining

[solemn lichen]

Me or zumi

[dusky jacinth]

either or

Just started reading em up. I had heard of em, but I never really looked into them

[solemn lichen]

I don't plan on it I remember looking and not being super interested

I'd love to do a maldev course sometime tho

[dusky jacinth]

Valid

[solemn lichen]

Lemme look at crto2 subjects again

Actually. I'd be interested in taking it

[dusky jacinth]

Seems pretty cool to me

[solemn lichen]

Particularly defense evasion

And win api's

[dusky jacinth]

Got some Exploit dev and defense evasion

exactly

[solemn lichen]

yeah seems cool

[muted olive]

Now that they've included PPP, its better

[solemn lichen]

but work is much more likely to pay for SEC555 for me

[dusky jacinth]

I've heard some bad things about OSEP being out dated with it's evasion techniques

[solemn lichen]

PPP?

[solemn lichen]

I've heard that as well

[muted olive]

purchasing power parity

[dusky jacinth]

Interesting

That's a pretty cool way to make it accessible

[solemn lichen]

What is that? I should look at their site

[muted olive]

yup

[dusky jacinth]

cough cough offsec

[muted olive]

ahem @offsec does that ring a bell?

[dusky jacinth]

LOL

[solemn lichen]

is that to do with their old version CRTO and new version?

/ new platform

[muted olive]

Basically, the price changes depending on your country to make it more accessible to countries where the currency is much weaker than the USD

[scenic maple]

and i will do it again

[solemn lichen]

OHHHH

Beautiful

That's amazing

[muted olive]

or more expensive where the currency is much stronger than the USD

etc

[dusky jacinth]

Its when you balance the cost of the course so it's an equivalent price in each country

Yeah what he said

[solemn lichen]

Cool

That's good cause Canadian dollar is a bit weaker

~70cents a dollar or so

[dusky jacinth]

about 60% of the USD

[solemn lichen]

has it gone down that much since I last was paying attention

[dusky jacinth]

72%%

you were right

nope

you were righty

[solemn lichen]

ah

But yeah I do a lot of detection engineering

So I want to do maldev

[dusky jacinth]

Nice

[solemn lichen]

So I can detect more advanced shit

[dusky jacinth]

or move to the darkside

[solemn lichen]

:0

[dusky jacinth]

as a monstrous detection evader

Hello NSA? yeah, they're right here

[solemn lichen]

I wanted mostly to be on red side earlier on in my career. But in my environment/team I am both offensive security testing and detection engineer because we don't work with our red team

[dusky jacinth]

It's for you

[solemn lichen]

lmao

[dusky jacinth]

Gotcha

[solemn lichen]

Which is stupid but they are so under resourced

[muted olive]

Everything's falling against USD a bit

[dusky jacinth]

USA USA USA

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/uz7pF4zfzJQ.gif

[solemn lichen]

I also love CTI but they kinda had to shut down my project due to priorities :/

[dusky jacinth]

boooooooooo

[solemn lichen]

But I was the catalyst for another team to get started with their CTI project so I'm happy with that and got a big thanks from someone I look up to for it the other day

Glad I got that far in the project atleast that I could transfer the knowledge

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah that's super cool

My jobs not cool enough to allow agency within the ranks of an L1

dare I even mention automation

No siree

[solemn lichen]

I technically skipped past L1. We were trained on L1 for like 6 months

Hated. Grinding my teeth pulling my hair out

[dusky jacinth]

That's about how long I've been in my IT L1 role

They aren't big on promoting though and I don't know where they are hiring from

last week

[solemn lichen]

I see

I was hired to be on blueteam as soon as possible

[dusky jacinth]

I saw a guy, instead of duplicating a tab, copy the broser URL. Open a new tab, and paste the URL.

[dusky jacinth]

I wish

[solemn lichen]

If ya don't know ya don't know but... you really should know at some point lol

[dusky jacinth]

I only have my A+ and have been studying Cyber and IT for about a year. So I have like NO qualification to work in any real cyber position

[solemn lichen]

Ah makes sense! And you're IT L1?

[dusky jacinth]

yup

[dusky jacinth]

My favorite is telling people that if you hold CTRL + Backspace you can delete a whole word

or Windows + v to see clipboard history

[solemn lichen]

hahaha yeah

[solemn lichen]

Oh shit I didn't know that one I was wondering if there was a way

[dusky jacinth]

and now you know

[solemn lichen]

I like Ctrl-k for duplicate tab or is it ctrl shift k

[dusky jacinth]

I think Shift + K

Brave doesn't have one and my administration doesn't allow hot-keys, so I don't know. But I think its CTRL + SHIFT + K on Edge

[solemn lichen]

Oh so annoying ik

[dusky jacinth]

I work in IT and I hate my IT department

They suck

[solemn lichen]

that's how it be sometimes

How are you liking it otherwise?

[solemn lichen]

Ctrl shift k on Firefox as well pretty sure

[dusky jacinth]

Currently i'm on the overnight rotation so it sucks. I never have the energy to study or go out. And if I just force myself to I basically ruin my sleep schedule

And most of my tickets are really really mundane

[solemn lichen]

Ah so fair :(

I'm sorry I hope you can move up soon or change shifts

[dusky jacinth]

but once I go back to the morning shift I'll finally really get to work on some more complex issues with the team

[dusky jacinth]

I appreciate it though. Imma work for it, I wanna earn it.

The IT guys above me make an insane amount of money

I make hand-me-outs compared to them

[solemn lichen]

do you have a plan rn?

[maiden anvil]

there are aliens on mars and dodging missiles here on earth

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah, keep studying. Get my CPTS and Probably OSCP. Keep studying programming, get good at automation. Then start applying for pentesting positions

[maiden anvil]

nobody has a plan

[dusky jacinth]

Our L3's are Network admins or System admins. They have two teams. Then our L4's are our InfoSec

[solemn lichen]

Nice

[dusky jacinth]

And then the insane amount of leads above them

I went from a dishwasher to IT so I feel you

[solemn lichen]

Congrats

[dusky jacinth]

appreciate it 💀

yessir

[solemn lichen]

I worked at a climbing gym the whole time I was in school

[dusky jacinth]

Oh nice

That sounds pretty fun

[solemn lichen]

yeah fun time

[dusky jacinth]

me

[solemn lichen]

yes now that era is over lol

[dusky jacinth]

Valid

[drowsy gazelle]

not to butt in on the convo yall have going but i read that yall have IT jobs. how did yall even start learning this kinda stuff cuz im in a class for cybersec rn and im on like week 4.

[dusky jacinth]

Got my A+

THM and HTB

[solemn lichen]

well. A cybersec class. lol

and a lot of out of class learning and research

[dusky jacinth]

Harvard's Python course

[solemn lichen]

Yes. I went to school for information systems security

It was a cybersecurity associates degreee

[dusky jacinth]

Oh btw. Speaking of Maldev I found this guy on YT that has a course ish on it. It might be below you, but it's the only free longform that's understandable that i've seen

[solemn lichen]

Wanna dm it to me?

[dusky jacinth]

sure

[solemn lichen]

Might have to friend me idk my controls on this server

[dusky jacinth]

sent

[dusky jacinth]

A need

[glacial crane]

real or ai

[silver forge]

[meager kernel]

Glowup

[muted olive]

Time for maths problem to keep your brain nice and healthy

[mystic harbor]

x/2 + x²/4 + C

[muted olive]

First to solve gets $000,000,000,000,000

No chatgpt allowed

[mystic harbor]

Alr keep the bag ready

[flint copper]

x/2+x^2/4 + c

google ai mode was used for this, so it qualifies

[muted olive]

it does not 👿

[flint copper]

😩

[muted olive]

[flint copper]

AI mode is better than chatgpt imo

you guys should jump on it

[muted olive]

Depends on what you're doing

[flint copper]

chatgpt is a schizo that makes up its own documentation despite linking up-to-date manuals for whatever you're configuring

[muted olive]

models <5 is that

[flint copper]

also, yesterday i gave it a prompt like

"read out this poem but replace x with y"

it said "oh but this is copyrighted"

what? you're trained almost entirely on other people's shit

if not all of it

[muted olive]

therein lies the problem

[flint copper]

classic openai, where absolutely nothing is open

the GGUF format model they came out with is totally lobotomized too, and it's super restricted

[muted olive]

by the way, AI is going to take our jobs

[flint copper]

😩

might replace certain helpdesk tasks though

some restaurants around me are using AI to take orders

and i love it

[mystic harbor]

x/2 + x²/4 + C

[flint copper]

i don't get a "huh" "whatchu say"

[muted olive]

✅

[flint copper]

"hold on for a moment"

[mystic harbor]

Money

[flint copper]

then stuck waiting 5 minutes

AI is great in a lot of places

[muted olive]

how? you input it on the screen like mcdonalds?

[flint copper]

no, it's through voice

[muted olive]

What money?

[flint copper]

referring to drive thru service

[muted olive]

oh

[mystic harbor]

This

Wtf

Ehh

🧐 you cheating

[muted olive]

😇

[flint copper]

bro edit the payout

absolute gangster

[muted olive]

wdym edit

I never edited anything

[flint copper]

mob shit

i respect it

[mystic harbor]

🫢

[mystic harbor]

Bro you doing the new machine? 💀

[muted olive]

I'll do it in the evening. If there's anything there to do.

[mystic harbor]

If u solve that i give you 000,000,000,000,000$

[muted olive]

Okay, here's the proof

[mystic harbor]

💀

Nuh

[muted olive]

L, its already logged by the FBI

you owe me the number in the screenshot

[fleet herald]

I just rooted manage. I had to use a writeup

kinda felt super hard even though it's an easy box idk

[solemn lichen]

glad you could manage it :)

:)

ha ha

[gaunt gale]

How good of an idea is it to work through several pro labs? And how many people work through tons of pro labs, from beginner like Dante through expert level like APT Labs?

And is that something a lot of people do and is a htb main platform subscription required to do that?

I guess what I’m trying to say is does it happen often, how good of an idea is it, and what are the benefits and drawbacks of doing that?

Ok but like so the order if it of prolabs would be Dante > OffShore > Zephyr > RastaLabs > Cybernetics > APT?

And what external sources would you supplement with?

Ok got it. Which Academy pathways are best to supplement prolabs? CPTS and CAPE only?

Or CWES/CWEE too?

Ok

That’s not HTB Prolabs tho

I mean if its doing network attack prolabs from lowest to highest difficulty

Like which resources are best

Lets say its to go in order from Dante to APT

which academy job role paths are most relevant to that?

CPTS and CAPE sure but what else if anything?

Mainly the network attack prolabs

with the long term goal of APT

ok got it

[keen folio]

Looks like the HTN forum is down on weekends, and only staff can post?

[gaunt gale]

Are CWES and CWEE relevant to APT?

What is the right pathway to go in order to eventually be able to do APT Labs in your view?

Ok

Ok I looked at that article before but

Ok got it

Thanks

[tiny canyon]

what galaxy is planet fitness in 😭

[gaunt gale]

I know but I’m thinking someone who had done it would be able to make the best recommendation no?

[terse dirge]

chat, writing APIs in go is soo amazing

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-with-butterfly-on-nose-dog-with-butterfly-butterfly-gif-13282441872748349107

that's how I feel while writing them in go ^

[ornate ibex]

What is special about it?

[next venture]

Nothing, he is happy that it's working

[terse dirge]

Simple, easy, and the error handling helps make things work first try better

[terse dirge]

I just really enjoy the developer experience with it

[next venture]

I wish I could say the same for rust 😩

[terse dirge]

Rust is interesting...

Too many data types and the barrow checking definitely has a learning curve

[next venture]

True

[terse dirge]

Most langs have their place

(unlike Java, Java can rot)

[next venture]

I lowkey think Java is good

For cross platforms

[terse dirge]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion even if it's wrong 🙂

[terse dirge]

Golang is a bit better for that tbh

Go offers better performance than Java the main downside for go is that it's not as verbose but that's also what makes it nicer to use because you're not having to search through Russian doll like codebases as much

[next venture]

Lmao

I'll learn Go

[alpine pumice]

too busy learning c

[terse dirge]

You'll be like "this is great, why can't more stuff be like this??!" And you'll also become a Java hater

[next venture]

I see

[terse dirge]

Go also teaches good habits

I guess rust does too but for lower level code

You can do pointer arithmetic in go with the unsafe package btw

[alpine pumice]

bad habits are fun though

[terse dirge]

Some people working on a capstone project thought about using wsl for docker

[alpine pumice]

lol

[terse dirge]

Their reason was "not everyone is comfortable on Linux"

Btw their project is supposed to be used by the entire college for MFA

[next venture]

Most of the time rust forces you to follow certain rules

[terse dirge]

Ya, I've noticed pretty quick with trying to pass variables from a structure into a function

Rust doesn't like it when you set a variable to that structure property's value or whatever it's called and then pass it to a function

Also why are there 2 string data types in rust?

str and String

[next venture]

😂

[terse dirge]

It's super confusing

[next venture]

It's there to confuse you yea

[terse dirge]

I suggested setting up a k3s cluster and using Linux

[terse dirge]

Lol

[next venture]

You can use str when borrowing

[gleaming nest]

Hey, im looking for someone freelancer or firm (if its greek its better, for a web app project. If anyone knows something hit me up. Thanks.

[terse dirge]

How much will that person be paid and in what currency?

[next venture]

It's a string slice

[gleaming nest]

Depends what he asking after I give the project details. In euro

[terse dirge]

Why can't you just say the details here?

[terse dirge]

Interesting.

[gleaming nest]

Its a custom budget planning web app.

[terse dirge]

Seems really easy to do, why can't you make it yourself?

[gleaming nest]

I can make the basics, this app has many requirements and I also have some other stuff to maintain so not enough time and im seeking for help.

[terse dirge]

Idk chat, seems kinda sus

[alpine pumice]

I'll start and do it for $100k USD

[gleaming nest]

I would make 2 web apps for that price

Or more

[alpine pumice]

Ok 2 web apps, done

deal

@green kite I want to hire you to make 2 web apps at $25k each

[gleaming nest]

Lol

[terse dirge]

And those requirements are?

[green kite]

That’s my monthly fee for you darling

[gleaming nest]

Just to build the web app and add some stuff after build aka to maintain it.

[terse dirge]

Why can't you maintain it?

Better pay the person extra for maintenance. 10k USD per maintenance fee

[gleaming nest]

Im just looking for someone who can do it, I dont have enough time to complete it and maintain it.

[terse dirge]

But you have enough time to yap and to make an account on HTB?

[gleaming nest]

I have made the account from 2018, and im not yapping. If you dont like what im looking for just continue your job.

[terse dirge]

I'm off today, it's the weekend

[scenic maple]

wait so if u make 25k per month how are you not a millioner

|| https://tenor.com/n3uphRWuK1l.gif ||

[terse dirge]

You could've been a fifth or a sixth of the way done with your "web app" by now if you were working on it instead of yapping here

[thin peak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lights-technical-difficulties-gif-27011049

[terse dirge]

@scenic maple I made tomato soup and grilled cheese earlier today

Homemade tomato soup 😄

[scenic maple]

loooooooooool you finally made it

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[terse dirge]

It was worth it

I wish I made the bread homemade tho

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/bxvUX.gif

[green kite]

I am
Not charging that

[scenic maple]

bro escaping the irs

jkjk irs dont get him

[lofty latch]

Hi, I don't know in which chat should I ask this question so sorry if wrong chat mods, I have flipper zero and I wanna lock my windows the way that if you don't plug it in you can't log in in the system (use it as digital fido key) but windows says key is not supported, is any way to do this?

[terse dirge]

Imma probably work a lot extra on Monday to get my presentation done for Tuesday. Turns out I need to present to 2 different shifts

[hoary nebula]

[alpine pumice]

Even if you get it working, not a good idea unless you have a backup as well, in case something happens to your key. IDK anything about using FZ for that though, I use my yubikeys.

[silver forge]

@scenic maple

[silver forge]

From Reddit post "Any tips on how not to get your bag snatched while traveling in Europe?"

[scenic maple]

i would take the 4th one please

how much

[silver forge]

got to take the skin sample to make the tones match

it's the only way

[scenic maple]

😩

[flint copper]

i just came across a video on rednote of an american beating a pickpocket

[silver forge]

I should invest some time in chinese social media services

[flint copper]

it's actually great

make a wechat, you can use that to login to most things

[silver forge]

I watched some videos on bilibili today

[past latch]

general

[proud moth]

how can the world be so bad when this song exists? checkmate doomers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYk

[flint copper]

haven't signed up on that yet

i have to sideload almost all of these apps

[silver forge]

sideload?

[flint copper]

direct APK install

and just hope it's not malware

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-wow-omg-gif-17428264941961796075

[proud moth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8x4m-qpmJ8

XUEEEE HUAA PIAO PIAO

[hoary nebula]

this shit slaps

https://tenor.com/view/steph-curry-dance-parade-gif-26179391

[proud moth]

Me when bro says "XUEEEE HUA PIAO..PIAO"

[silver forge]

ooh there are apps dedicated to learning mandarin, and a few of them seem to be very popular

[rustic carbon]

Yoo

[hoary nebula]

xie xie

[silver forge]

I implicitly trust the privacy policy of wechat

[hoary nebula]

china numba one

[proud moth]

The song that plays when I find server_1.0.exe in C:\users\robert\Desktop and i don't have a windows VM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rJFbWrK3Y

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-gif-11728200561925824557

[rustic carbon]

When do staff usually do their cube talk?

[hoary nebula]

friyay

[rustic carbon]

Friday 4pm GMT always??

[hoary nebula]

freaky friday

[rustic carbon]

Indeed 💀

[proud moth]

Meterpreter mascot

[hoary nebula]

okay waifu

[proud moth]

my wife is deepseek sir

she helped through some difficult moments...

[rustic carbon]

Just don't ask it about Taiwan

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/pookie-bear-pookie-anime-marin-kitagawa-sad-gif-2988012250872564488

[devout sail]

Cgpt-chan is superior

[proud moth]

damn i just asked it it's based AF

[rustic carbon]

Sim Simi is the god

[rustic carbon]

[proud moth]

The "One-China" principle sounds like something out of Expedition 33

[devout sail]

say it is wrong

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-social-credit-system-chinese-social-credit-china-social-credit-good-samaritan-gif-9280582013459580011

[silver forge]

my first content to watch on Rednote shall be "How to say I love femboy in Chinese"

[rustic carbon]

If you try to convince it it will say that it can't talk about it and dumb shit like this

Anyway before I peace out

[rustic carbon]

Just to verify 💀

[rustic carbon]

About the cube talks

[proud moth]

holy hell i just tried to argue it's wrong and bro spammed 3 paragraphs of history on my ass

this is some Ben Shapiro level arguing, i can't deal with this

[hoary nebula]

guys no politics in chat

[devout sail]

dabunci gonna dissapear in chine soon

[hoary nebula]

dabunci is now on the list

[proud moth]

aw hell...

[devout sail]

we might miss him

[hoary nebula]

no chinese gf for you

[devout sail]

for 2-3 hours

[proud moth]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kelly-secret-youtube-french-maid-asian-girl-sexy-girl-cute-girl-gif-18693168

see what u lost

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ju-jingyi-chinese-singer-chinese-idol-snh48-cute-gif-17188842

[proud moth]

how to get back my [phone] social credit to get chinese gf plz?

[devout sail]

reincarnate

[flint copper]

i gave it my debit card

i absolutely trust it

[rustic carbon]

Atp go to Thailand to find one vro

💀🙏🏻

[flint copper]

verification is a huge thing on these apps

can't add more than 5 contacts then they force you

[proud moth]

i'm back on track bois 🔥

[hoary nebula]

nice rebound bro

[flint copper]

and other people will see a big red flag on you until you do

[silver forge]

so... could you pay in mainland China using them as the payment processor?

[flint copper]

yes people use it for taxis and mobile payment

everyone i asked does anyway

just don't post shit like "1989 tainanmen square" and you'll be fine

[silver forge]

I was thinking about posting something like "hey does someone want to teach me chinese" and see what happens .. maybe I get chinese fren

[flint copper]

you'll get a bunch

i find myself having to respond to 30 different people

[silver forge]

I can't handle 30 chinese

I could perhaps beat one in a fight, not 30

[flint copper]

they're very friendly

chinese social media is kind of like

how it was here in the 90's and 2000's

[rustic carbon]

Speaking of Chinese they have 10G unlike the whole Europe that has 5G

[flint copper]

but since getting into it i've met a shit ton of engineers

i'm helping 2 people with homework as well

[proud moth]

it's peak

i also want a genius chinese friend to help me with hacking

OrangeTsai would be nice 😭

[rustic carbon]

Nicee

[proud moth]

omg imagine being friends with Orange

holy hell i would lose my freaking mind

[rustic carbon]

But do staff usually do the cube talk every Friday at 12AM EST?

[proud moth]

i would follow bro everywhere

[rustic carbon]

Same

[flint copper]

you'll probably meet someone like that

[proud moth]

i would die 😭

[flint copper]

just be clear abkut ur interests

[rustic carbon]

Can I have an answer pls I wanna go study 🥲

[flint copper]

basically just treat it like 90's american social networks

[pearl zodiac]

can I use the 10 euro labs thing that was a reward from last season to get a discount on VIP?

if so how do I get that because when trying to buy it it doesnt subtract it automatically and i also havent received any email with some coupon code (other than the merch store)

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[scenic maple]

use this sir

[stone kayak]

guys i need help

[scenic maple]

with what

[rustic carbon]

Ohhh Golam wsggg

[stone kayak]

i cannot login with my student email

[scenic maple]

use the support link above

[stone kayak]

k

[scenic maple]

nothing much u?

[crude kiln]

Guys

[stone kayak]

thanks

[rustic carbon]

Perfect

When you finish before I go studying I wanna ask something quick

[scenic maple]

ask away

[crude kiln]

Have any one completed linux privilage escalation ?

[scenic maple]

#modules

[rustic carbon]

Oh ok

[crude kiln]

Hey im stuck at the first assessment in linux privilege escalation how can i get the flag ive enumerate every file but i couldnt get it

[meager kernel]

is completing one module per day a good target?

cause i feel even one module is too big, alot of things to do even in one module

[rustic carbon]

Absolutely

anyone, wanna be friends?

[meager kernel]

thanks

[rustic carbon]

Do you know anything about the cube talks?

[meager kernel]

happens every week at friday

they answer our questions that we ask there

[rustic carbon]

Always? At 12am EST?

[meager kernel]

im not sure what time it would be in your country

it would say in the announcements channel

[rustic carbon]

Finally I got an answer

Thank you so much dude

[limber arch]

12 PM EST

[pearl zodiac]

is the chat box on the bottom right an AI chatbot or is it actual people cuz if it's AI then even the bot is ghosting me 😔

im assumin its people tho

[silver forge]

you assume the people are smarter than bots

[pearl zodiac]

i do assume that

[thick wigeon]

i copped the student plan

noice

[ornate pike]

hello

[silver forge]

you may proceed

[granite vault]

abba

[sly grotto]

endgame is gone?

https://tenor.com/view/triste-isolado-pensando-sad-isolated-gif-11165084073573897086

[frail turtle]

OpenAI fucked up the latest GPT model

It's annoying it literally throws you some solution you never asked for

[proud moth]

holy hell GPT 5 is so ass

[scenic maple]

thought for n seconds

but we can all agree gpt4 was peak

[frail turtle]

I'm about to legit not use this shit anymore

[proud moth]

use deepseek

it's just better i don't know, in reasoning mode it's really helpful even for complicated problems

[frail turtle]

I used to be able to cross certain boundaries with GPT 4 I could to my AI about anything. Now I can't do squat. It wont hold a conversation at all

[proud moth]

they fucked up gpt 5 on so many levels

[silver forge]

chatgpt is like "I like eating poop" "oh yeah how nice of you, here's 10 tips to make that even more enjoyable"

it's called "eliza effect"

[frail turtle]

;c

[silver forge]

sounds also it has attention issues. attention is hard because it requires memory usage, and their hardware costs are out of the hand already, projected to become 300 billions yearly at 2030...

imagine using 300 billions worth servers from Azure.

[frail turtle]

I give up on chatgpt it's only a tool now

[silver forge]

deepseek is much better, although I haven't tested meta's newest larger models properly

maverick et al

[frail turtle]

deepseek... the chinese ai

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-china-gif-5416957

[muted olive]

peak bs? Yes

the differences in the same chat between beginning and starting from where my gpt5 rate limit hits is very contrasting

[frail turtle]

better bs than most i remember chatgpt explaining to me how it would destroy both men and women in society if it were the devil; now it wont even talk to me about it

[muted olive]

for example, I was making ctf challenge with the help of gpt5, then I hit the daily limit, and it auto switched to gpt4. I needed to rewrite the vulnerable component to accommodate something new, and it wrote entirely secure code and said done! My challenge stopped working. I just asked it "what's the point in making it secure if it's a ctf challenge", and it said "it'll teach players to try their best and know when to stop looking"

[silver forge]

I like the idea

[scenic maple]

vibe challenger maker

[silver forge]

SECURE CTF

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-conduciendo-gif-24377638

[muted olive]

nah I suck at js

and css

ans html

[scenic maple]

impetor can help you he is senior engineer

[silver forge]

ew I'm not an engineer

[frail turtle]

how can you suck at html

[scenic maple]

wait so what do you do

[muted olive]

By being me

[silver forge]

I'm a CISO

[muted olive]

okay I can write html but I suck at css

[scenic maple]

so you are a officer

[muted olive]

my challenge ends up looking like white background 1991 web form

so I vibe css

[scenic maple]

i never understand the diff between tech roles

just like how i cant differentiate doctors

i just say eye doctor or teeth doctor

not like ophthalmologist and dentist

[muted olive]

if you know what they're called, why don't you say it?

[scenic maple]

i gogoled

[muted olive]

gogloed is not real verb

rejected

well, anyway, now you know 🤣

[silver forge]

I duckduckgoed

or is it -went

[scenic maple]

since its a duck

it went

[muted olive]

i braved

i tored

[scenic maple]

brave browser is shit

[muted olive]

i firefoxes

[frail turtle]

no it not

[scenic maple]

no it is

[frail turtle]

nu-uh

[scenic maple]

yuh uh

[muted olive]

Lemme quote Microsoft

i edged

[silver forge]

brave is the least shit browser at this moment

but don't get me wrong

they are all trash

[frail turtle]

you big stinky

[silver forge]

we should roll back to links2, and delete javascript

[scenic maple]

once upon a time they stole peoples money so they took money through brave creators crypto thing and didng pay the actual creators

kept the money themselves

[silver forge]

that doesn't have anything to do with how good the browser is though

[frail turtle]

there's uhm news

that Oracle just fired 3000 workers

and in the last 5 days their stock just blew up

[silver forge]

the stock thing is about the microsoft-openai deal

[scenic maple]

ok but give me one good reason of why it should exist

[silver forge]

the firings had nothing to do with the stock

[scenic maple]

its almost as if saying spyware is only bad if it isnt my spyware

[frail turtle]

which is spyware?

[muted olive]

what prompted such a sharp increase

[scenic maple]

brave is

[muted olive]

what is this btw

[silver forge]

yes but anyone enabling web3 or using it is asking to get shafted

[frail turtle]

they got rid of 3000 employees

[silver forge]

they are going to run chatgpt partially on Oracle's cloud, they apparently made a nice bid, and the investors love the news

[frail turtle]

how have you found out that it's spyware?

[muted olive]

oh yeah

[kind dock]

🙂 Hello guys, how are u all

[muted olive]

wasn't it on Oracle's data centers?

[scenic maple]

by reading this one hell of a banger article https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/brave

[silver forge]

wasn't? chatgpt is 100% Azure, that's what the microsoft deal was about. they gave billions of credits to the openai, not money, for their stake in the company.

[muted olive]

ah

[frail turtle]

doesn't seem correct, brave doesn't actually use the google search engine

[scenic maple]

the article is old maybe they changed it

[muted olive]

just use chrome, all problems solved

[silver forge]

I don't think most of the listed features are listed by default or the browser asks about them when you start it the first time. Mine has all of those disabled.

[silver forge]

So you don't have any issue with the constant tcp connection to google have you ever inspected what it does

[frail turtle]

It is built on chromium it's one of the chromium forks, but at the same time it doesn't use google to send out/parse data unless you tell it to

[muted olive]

well... No

[scenic maple]

well what does it do

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-guy-thats-crazy-woozy-crazy-scientist-gif-8609893263374809391

[muted olive]

Collects analytics or something, probably

if they were scraping credit card data or something, idk what to say

lol

[silver forge]

probably very important for their fingerprinting of web users so they can go around all attempts to anonymize yourself

[frail turtle]

They have their own search engine, and it does not track searches, clicks, or personal information (unless you give it to the browser to save it)

[silver forge]

If you haven't done this, do it now https://coveryourtracks.eff.org/kcarter?aat=1 and think of how much would having 1-2 extra bits help in identifying you

[scenic maple]

i mean idk man i am skepticle after seeing what they have done in the past

[muted olive]

one hour to ultimate showdown, chat

insert evil cat gif

[silver forge]

Currently, we estimate that your browser has a fingerprint that conveys at least 18.34 bits of identifying information.

[scenic maple]

what do they mean partial protection

i have ublockorigin

there is nothing better

[scenic maple]

what browser u use?

[frail turtle]

[silver forge]

brave of course

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/biWlj.gif

[frail turtle]

Theres this new browser people keep talking about

if you dont wanna try brave, it's called ladybird

you can download it via github

the AUR in arch also has it.

[silver forge]

hm biggest leaks seem to be my excessive display resolution and slightly rarer timezone setting