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silver forge
green kite
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Nah, you guys come here

hoary nebula
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NO

green kite
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For your gas

muted olive
green kite
silver forge
muted olive
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Which reminds me of another joke

green kite
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There’s frequently a traffic jam in my street

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Dutchmen filling their cars

silver forge
hoary nebula
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I live in a very quite street

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in a boeredorpke

green kite
muted olive
# muted olive Which reminds me of another joke

So there's this woman with her child in a restaurant. The child is playing with a coin and accidentally swallows it. Now the coin is lodged in the child's throat, and he's choking and having difficulty getting it out. The woman asks anyone present for help.
A man steps up and performs the Heimlich maneuver on the child, and sure enough the coin pops out.
The woman thanks the man and says "You did that brilliantly. Did you work for emergency medical services?"
The man says "Nah, I used to work in the IRS. I was the tax collection officer."

subtle plover
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It is what it izz

hoary nebula
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grr

subtle plover
hoary nebula
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dame un

tender zealot
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in real-life pentesting, do you guys use Burp Suite as a web fuzzer or just web proxy? CLI tools are a best option for web fuzzing in your opinion?

frail turtle
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Whatever is most confortable

hoary nebula
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burp is goate

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d

frail turtle
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Duuude I need a giant flashlight in the sky

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That way we can see more

hoary nebula
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batman?

stone marsh
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Usually just use burpsuite for ease of use

frail turtle
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No i need a giant flashlight

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In the sky

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So like if we need to see at night

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You never know.

hoary nebula
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but light pollution

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i wanna see the milky way

proud moth
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me on even days of the week: 🀑

me on odd days of the week: 🀑

silver forge
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we are allowed to be silly on every day that ends with Y

lilac cipher
gray wraith
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Lol..

proud moth
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no ping extremely busy i am very busy the busiest man alive if the very concept of business was a person i would be that person i am the incarnation of the abstract concept of business the embodiment of having something to do busyness incarnate

worthy cargo
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Man. I really like DFIR but I also like pentesting. I don't know which career path to go

lilac cipher
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no ping extremely busy i am very busy the busiest man alive if the very concept of business was a person i would be that person i am the incarnation of the abstract concept of business the embodiment of having something to do busyness incarnate

hoary nebula
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no ping extremely busy i am very busy the busiest man alive if the very concept of business was a person i would be that person i am the incarnation of the abstract concept of business the embodiment of having something to do busyness incarnate

proud moth
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new HTB pasta just dropped?? i am so honoured

gray wraith
worthy cargo
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I'm going to keep doing sherlocks and learning DFIR, while I finish the pentest job role path on academy

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I didn't know HTB or THM or stuff like this existed.

gray wraith
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Id Lean more towards offensive security cuz I like breaking things and using it for good but man..

worthy cargo
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I just went to uni, got a bachelor and master in cybersec, and half a dozen certs

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I was a php backend dev and I been in IT for like 10-15 years

gray wraith
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I didnt even finish any IT related uni, i worked as an accountant for few yrs lol. Technically still do but I have two Jobs, in the current one i do all - helpdesk, quality assurance, reporting system bugs and customer service sadglas

zealous charm
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@maiden anvil any hacking today?

worthy cargo
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My last job was making real estate software in php

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before that I was making finanace software in php

gray wraith
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Though im a certified IT technician! Got it back in tech HS

hoary nebula
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why leave PHP

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look at sparkling

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making money

worthy cargo
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it's been 5 year+

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I even forgot some php

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new features came around I didn't keep up to date now im out of date

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I don't know how to use laravel, but I can use other MVC frameworks and undersand OOP paradigm

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I want to break into the cybersec world so bad

gray wraith
worthy cargo
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One of my jobs, we were a social media dev company, so we got symantec norton as our client, I did a lot of projects for symantec, that's where I got a taste of cybersecurity

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running nessus/qualys on all the sites/apps we hosted for symantec.

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making sure everything is harneded and patched and secured

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developing the apps myself as well

gray wraith
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That sounds neat

worthy cargo
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basically having symantec norton as our client at my previous job, I had to do security related things like I mentioned so I really liked it

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Then I was like, why not midlife career change

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Then I went to uni, got a bachelor and masters in cybersec, started practicing ctfs and got certs and now I'm looking for work

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trying to break into the cybersec world

subtle plover
green kite
proud moth
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no ging (RIP Gon)

frail turtle
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I dont think i can finish this

hoary nebula
frail turtle
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120g maybe

proud moth
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damn bro you decimated the chicken population or something

frail turtle
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Or 200 idk

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Its pork πŸ˜…

hoary nebula
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damn

torn cedar
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Where is your A1 sauce

proud moth
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damn wtf how much food yall eat i'm barely surviving on this morning breakfast

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and i skipped breakfast

frail turtle
hoary nebula
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NEVER

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SKIP

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BREAKFAST

torn cedar
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I've eaten 18 glizzies in the past 24 hours prayge

proud moth
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my breakfast is one coffee and 4 cigs

torn cedar
proud moth
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no water allowed, got to keep my brain fuzzy you know how it is

frail turtle
hoary nebula
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what

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6 million

silver forge
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oh no the buzz is beginning

gray wraith
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Im so hungry

silver forge
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again I find myself yearning for a duck

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they are so insanely tasty

naive leaf
hoary nebula
naive leaf
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Yes

frail turtle
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Im gonna get more DPS out of this pork

naive leaf
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Breakfast is an F- meal

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Head is clearer on an empty stomach.

frail turtle
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same I skip breakfast too I'm OMAD

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once in a while I cook eggs/liver if I feel like snacking but one meal a day is my thing also

naive leaf
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Yeah I pretty much just eat a meal a day

gray wraith
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My gains would be gone

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I eat 5 eggs daily just for supper lol

frail turtle
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not bad I usually eat 4 when i do

gray wraith
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Or more likw

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Two wraps, ham and scrambled eggs from 5 eggs

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And a fuck ton of black Pepper prayge

frail turtle
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why so much black pepper

patent elbow
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i prefer whitepaper 😎 #crypto #boring

gray wraith
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With eggs

frail turtle
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ah

gray wraith
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Without it I dont find eggs that good

worthy cargo
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black pepper isn't really pepper.

gray wraith
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Same with chicken stock or any other soup

worthy cargo
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pepper has capsicum afaik

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black pepper is the seeds of a vine or something

maiden anvil
flint copper
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crazy

quartz willow
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Hey, I am new to HTB. I started the PwnBox, however I cannot type numbers. A-Z work, 0 also works. Can someone help me out here? In case this is not the correct channel, please redirect me to the correct one. Thank you.

frail turtle
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apparently facebook owes me money

frail turtle
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for violating my privacy

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I applied last year

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for some settlement thing

lilac cipher
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Take em to court

frail turtle
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no they already lost the case

quartz willow
frail turtle
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basically

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they sold peoples info without telling them

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and then some lawyers banded up and sued the Zuck

gray wraith
quartz willow
frail turtle
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so if you had a facebook account

agile thunder
frail turtle
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in 2014

frail turtle
agile thunder
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ah

frail turtle
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and I couldn't finish it

agile thunder
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xd

maiden anvil
agile thunder
proud moth
maiden anvil
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but the real tea is here

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look at that name in the bottom right

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do you know who tf that is???

proud moth
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and old guy probably

agile thunder
frail turtle
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it's C++

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the language

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everything made with it thats open source

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I hate C++ kek

proud moth
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C++ is the devil

maiden anvil
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@zealous charm just look

proud moth
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all hail C, in C you only have three or four things, the problem is using them

maiden anvil
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these lunatics were talking about how america needed a new pearl harbor to transform

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1 year before 9/11

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and these people ended up in the Bush administration

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just think about it

proud moth
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it's ok america is a fake ass country with zero culture or history nobody cares if it blows up

vivid flower
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Dang dude

proud moth
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(i am joking)

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bahahahahha

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matter or fact i wanna go to the US once in my life, the problem is i am broke

vivid flower
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It is but you also have to figure that america is the seedground of chaos, both good and bad

proud moth
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also do i need like a bulletproof vest to go there or something

agile thunder
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has anyone seen the close up vid of the charlie kirk shooting

vivid flower
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Yeah

agile thunder
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the way the blood just pours out is disturbing

vivid flower
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I think its odd his ring moves from his ring finger to pinky

proud moth
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why the HELL would you watch that it sounds horrible

vivid flower
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It makes me wonder if the video was doctored somehow

agile thunder
maiden anvil
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@zealous charm if it was the airplanes then why did building 7 look like a controlled demolition

agile thunder
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no way

vivid flower
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Watch his hand

agile thunder
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yeah defo

vivid flower
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Its very odd

proud moth
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this convo is just peak HTB general

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where it temporarily turns into 4chan

vivid flower
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He does seem to be dead though so idk what purpose editing would serve. It's just an odd detail

agile thunder
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not sure

vivid flower
flint copper
agile thunder
flint copper
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?????

vivid flower
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Imagine this, right? A lot of new phones have ai image correction features built in, so it may be an artifact from that. And correction filters may be applied by upload sites like youtube. This will ultimately derealize our idea of what real life looks like when caught on video

proud moth
maiden anvil
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listen

naive leaf
maiden anvil
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all of this is emerging abstract technologies

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from the defense contractors

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we know lockheed has access to a ufo

vivid flower
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Hard to say really. It's just odd

proud moth
maiden anvil
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the gov knows it and they're trying to cover it up

agile thunder
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I had a music teachers that witnessed both the 9/11 and the 7/7 attacks lol

flint copper
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bush did it

naive leaf
proud moth
vivid flower
agile thunder
agile thunder
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He was a cool guy

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served as a trumpeter in the army then traveled a bunch in a band and then became a teacher

vivid flower
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Do you guys know who lucky larry was

agile thunder
vivid flower
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This guy who took an insurance policy out on the twin towers a week before it happened and didnt show up that day

maiden anvil
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if the gov is a benevolent force for good

vivid flower
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He got a huge payout

maiden anvil
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then why did they kidnap people and get them hopped up on lsd

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for weird experiments hmmm????

vivid flower
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He's so lucky thats why they call him lucky larry

agile thunder
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no such thing as luck

proud moth
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reposting this for my man tyc

vivid flower
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Please dont advertise itll get me in trouble

agile thunder
proud moth
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wat πŸ’€

vivid flower
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Well, i appreciate the gesture lol

proud moth
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it's fire

agile thunder
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these module images look amazing

vivid flower
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I have talked to g0blin about this and basically i have to walk a thin line on how i talk about it

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I know my site sucks there is kind of a disconnect between bandors and me over how to handle it and i hardly make anything from the site

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Basically nobody wants to do any work because everyone had their own projects

proud moth
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it doesn't suck man come on

agile thunder
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what do they smell like

zealous charm
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hell yeah

vivid flower
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We basically dont have a niche and im kinda tired of working on it tbqh because bandors cares more about grifting and saying he did a thing than making a good project

agile thunder
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tbh

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not the worst ive seen

proud moth
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i died

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i am on the floor

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"'needs urgent guidance" lmaoooo you killed my ass

vivid flower
proud moth
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lmfaoooooo

vivid flower
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He was my mentor for the longest time

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Its basically just me and him running it

proud moth
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that's so cool

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what are you planning to put there? CTFs or something different?

vivid flower
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Its basically going to be like a learning platform like tryhackme and htb, a third option

proud moth
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cool

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hope it grows and goes well my brotha

vivid flower
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Thanks

agile thunder
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rip the chat

agile thunder
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huh the FBI is offering $100,000 for info regarding the charlie kirk shooting and released a photo

proud moth
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babe wake up a new HTB insane OSINT challenge just dropped

elder inlet
agile thunder
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xD

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ooo charkie kirk got shot with a imported Mauser .30-06 bolt-action rifle

lilac cipher
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How do we live in 2025 and still have 144p pictures

agile thunder
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not sure what those words mean but thats cool

elder inlet
agile thunder
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possibly

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i think its just the low quality image tho

devout sail
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No one gonna say?

near swift
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@elder inlet OSINt king ?

elder inlet
agile thunder
devout sail
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I've seen the video of the thing
It was pretty sad

near swift
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I miss seadris

agile thunder
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unless the entire thing is charlie faking his death lol

devout sail
proud moth
vivid flower
proud moth
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?????? WTF

rustic carbon
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Helloo

devout sail
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I don't wanna get into trouble or shot for shitposting

next moth
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oh hell nah

devout sail
rustic carbon
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So I have a question that I've been thinking for a while now

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can I?

devout sail
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Ask

agile thunder
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think away

devout sail
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You usually don't ask to ask around these places

proud moth
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PING FAILURE

next moth
elder inlet
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I'm just ampt up for the FBI to capture that piece of shit.

Luigi Mangioni, oh, praise honestly. Guy who killed Charlie, fuck him and may he rot in hell

devout sail
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Dabunci can't even ping lmao

next moth
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Dabunci

rustic carbon
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I wanna start cybersecurity but idk if its better to start with HTB or THM... I tried thm before but it was more theoretical... do you guys think I should start fresh with HTB or continue THM?

vivid flower
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Im more sad about that girl in charlotte who was killed

proud moth
devout sail
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Debianci

proud moth
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Dabunci

next moth
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Just go on hackthebox

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Thats a good start

rustic carbon
vivid flower
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Either way we just hit another cultural milestone

next moth
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Do the starter module that walks through boxes with you

devout sail
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I'm pretty sure there's alot of videos and blogs for this HTB/thm

proud moth
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HTB with academy just kills everything else honestly

rustic carbon
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To be honest I tried THM once with a subscription but it was more theoretical and I ended up knowing better how MAC and other shit works than metasploit nmap etc..

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Idk if HTB is the same

agile thunder
devout sail
rustic carbon
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I mean I came to ask the most experienced sadglas

vivid flower
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Htb academy is a lot better than thm and i say that as someone who started with thm and oscp

devout sail
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Try rootme , fcuk htb and thm

rustic carbon
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Shi... thats not helping FeelsBadMan

proud moth
vivid flower
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Theres probably no way cyhm will ever surpass htb academy in terms of content quality but at least we range ban india

rustic carbon
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Btw useless info I replaced my ubuntu dualboot with parrot os

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idk if its a w or not

devout sail
proud moth
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this message right here tyc omg funniest shit i've read all day

vivid flower
devout sail
rustic carbon
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The thing is that Im skeptical because I heard rumors that it's more difficult and Idk if Im gonna end up getting stuck

agile thunder
rustic carbon
proud moth
devout sail
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Let me confirm

agile thunder
devout sail
rustic carbon
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I finished pre security tho

agile thunder
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im thinking of going all in on a lobotomy soon, then letting one side of my brain write boxes and the other side hack

rustic carbon
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thats a dub

vivid flower
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Anyone have the htb thm bird meme

devout sail
proud moth
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ah yes, the "easy" HTB experience, where you need networking, web exploitation, local exploitation, pivoting, exploit research, file analysis, hash cracking, payload delivery, payload generation, AD exploitation, code analysis, reverse engineering, process exploitation

rustic carbon
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Im just a fucking dude with huge network and mac theories and 0 tool knowledge

proud moth
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easy box gg

rustic carbon
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yay

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thank you thm..

vivid flower
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Im just used to it now

proud moth
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the starting point machines ye

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they are good af too

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like really well made

devout sail
rustic carbon
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You know what tho... I noticed that in HTB it's more spontaneous... (sorry for my bad english).. its not organised like very easy to very hard.. its mixed easy with medium with very easy etc

devout sail
devout sail
agile thunder
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btw whens season 9 starting?

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its been a month

devout sail
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10 days or less

vivid flower
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Should htb have a new difficulty called very very easy?

agile thunder
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noice

rustic carbon
devout sail
agile thunder
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ahhh

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didnt know that

rustic carbon
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I think that suits my needs more tbh..

proud moth
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The difference is that HTB really emulates what you're likely to find in a pentest

devout sail
rustic carbon
devout sail
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Or just watch ippsec videos

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Watch like 10

rustic carbon
devout sail
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And you'll be pretty good to do easy ones

devout sail
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He's on YouTube

proud moth
rustic carbon
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cuz if I dont then I might sudo rm rf my computer

proud moth
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lmao

devout sail
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Watch his videos
The timeline of not. Too old. Or new
He explains really nicely and it's hard to even get bored lmao

proud moth
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ippsec is just amazing

rustic carbon
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Boredom and zoning out was my worse enemy

proud moth
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you watch 15 mins of ippsec you learn already so mich stuff

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holy hell

devout sail
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I don't like his old. Ones cuz he takes notes in those and uhh i just don't like that.
But the current format of his videos are perfect

devout sail
proud moth
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impostor syndrome is a big deal in hacking fr fr, it's insane sometimes

rustic carbon
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Bro the community of htb compared to thm is actually ridiculously better ngl πŸ’€

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I like you guys already

proud moth
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HTB community is godlike

devout sail
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No no

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Not me

devout sail
rustic carbon
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shit

proud moth
devout sail
rustic carbon
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..

devout sail
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Get better for perms

rustic carbon
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πŸ’€

devout sail
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You can pay to get perms too

rustic carbon
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Is that a motivational speech or an insult

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lol

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πŸ₯²

proud moth
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i died

devout sail
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You got HTBCoins in your wallet?

rustic carbon
rustic carbon
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yall are crazy

rustic carbon
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I fucking thought I had to finish the whole thm website in order to join you guys

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fuck them

proud moth
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OMFGGGF

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chat is hilarious today

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im in tears

devout sail
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One of mine was soo dumb (in password management) she kept same for everything
I tried to convince her to use manager or change but nah too stubborn

rustic carbon
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Omg...

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Do you guys have these kind of people too?

proud moth
rustic carbon
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I used to stay on thm server for a while and everyday we saw people coming and saying shit like "Can someone hack my ex pls?"

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lol

devout sail
rustic carbon
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doakes theme plays

proud moth
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HAX INSTOGEAM PLZ??? my gfgg use insotrgamto playnpx onljen in instagram can you HACK THIS porfile on insta?

devout sail
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It's literal those kind with name some special year and numbers stuff

rustic carbon
devout sail
proud moth
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i bet that shi is in seclists

devout sail
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Hehe

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What's not in seclist

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Let's confirm yours

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Tell me. Your discord password, I'll check in seclist

rustic carbon
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69...

devout sail
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Why tf X and C is soo close
It's hard to type seclist

rustic carbon
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good old times

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now we have a fuckass 6 7 kid

proud moth
devout sail
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Now i just need to find your address and steal/use that computer so i can login without that new IP prompt

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I haven't yet

proud moth
devout sail
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yet

devout sail
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So i habe to be there

rustic carbon
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Isnt rockyou the txt with the aircrack?

proud moth
rustic carbon
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Ayyyeeeeeeee

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lesgo

devout sail
rustic carbon
proud moth
rustic carbon
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I learned that myself

rustic carbon
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Fuckass thm didnt teach me shit

devout sail
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Nah i tried thm
I was actually enjoying it

rustic carbon
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But I have a whole ass obsidian cheatsheet with all the theory modules

devout sail
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But then it says something like 10% complete and have to pay for more

rustic carbon
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might as well make my subscription worth it

devout sail
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What is asinux

rustic carbon
proud moth
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in done im DEAD

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im done

rustic carbon
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NOW

proud moth
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i am DYING OMMGG AHAHHAHA

devout sail
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Oh dabunchi i got a discord drama

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Little. Relevant for u

proud moth
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yeah i can see how that is probably true

devout sail
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One guy who is soo entitled
He goes around blocking people if he gets butthurt and say "I'm blocking you"

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So. Today he said the same to one guy i know

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And the reason was

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His pfp was similar to you

proud moth
devout sail
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That link πŸ–‡οΈ things

rustic carbon
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Ohhh overthewire..

devout sail
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Let me get that

proud moth
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The Dabunci curse

rustic carbon
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bad memories

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I tried it at july and I almost burned all my braincells

devout sail
rustic carbon
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:' )

devout sail
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Idk what he was talking about, but it reminds me of how dabunci will get blocked for having that same pfp

proud moth
# devout sail

lmfaooo omg i don't even know or care fuck all about this movement at all, i think it's the most stupid thing ever honestly

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i just think clippy is cute and nostalgic

rustic carbon
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So I have to dualboot from fricking windows 11 (dont insult me pls I know πŸ₯² ) to parrot just to do bandit...

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Might as well become a bandit

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fucking hell

rustic carbon
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Bro was right

molten bobcat
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Using a VM is easier friend

devout sail
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I mean even if it was bad, i wouldn't care enough to come and tell you that and block you FeelsFunnyMan

rustic carbon
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Wait wtf-

molten bobcat
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It's actually less work

rustic carbon
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HAHAH

molten bobcat
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What are you talking about lmao

rustic carbon
molten bobcat
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Did you just quote me, not realizing I'm right here

proud moth
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Cl1oud i swear this guy is incredibly funny

rustic carbon
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And you suddenly spawned

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Fucking hell

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Dark magic shi

proud moth
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lmfaoo

devout sail
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I didn't know this too πŸ’€
How would even ssh work if it's not boote?

rustic carbon
devout sail
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Just use vm

rustic carbon
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That's why I said that I dont wanna dualboot again

devout sail
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You can fuck around in VM

rustic carbon
devout sail
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Just keep snapshots or reinstall

rustic carbon
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My ssd is gonna pop out of its shell

devout sail
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Never tried more than 2 at once
It will die probably

rustic carbon
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Alright lets download the holy ass vm on my motherfucking gaming laptop rn πŸ”₯kekhands

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with 256gb

proud moth
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these messages are too funny

devout sail
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Today i had wsl running and a vm running with port forward to same port

And i was editing the webapp in vm and was wondering why shit isn't changing πŸ’€

rustic carbon
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Im not even trying to be funny

proud moth
devout sail
# rustic carbon with 256gb

I got same i3 8gn 256gb
You can go with debian and install all stuff, it's faster than pre built kali or 🦜

rustic carbon
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Ishowspeed style

rustic carbon
#

akinator

proud moth
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anhahahahahahah

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omggg

rustic carbon
#

Very inside joke

rustic carbon
devout sail
#

Dabunchi is just high and everything makes him happy

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He probably had a lil extra catnip tonight

proud moth
#

i dunno broo i am crying

rustic carbon
rustic carbon
#

real

devout sail
#

Fuck it's bright

rustic carbon
#

I wanna use embed too..

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I wanna be a cool kid like you guys

devout sail
#

I realised these gipyy and tenor have b/w. Gifs
So it isn't too bright to use
And those gifs are most nsfw πŸ’€

devout sail
agile thunder
devout sail
#

Or work

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I mean hack

proud moth
#

EMBED

rustic carbon
devout sail
#

I'm not joking, you can literally pay and get perms

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Or get paid

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All of these works

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Pay and get nitro to boost

rustic carbon
#

Who's gonna tag a mod?

devout sail
#

Submit content and get paid and get perms

rustic carbon
#

Do the honors

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lol

#

But Im a hacker...

devout sail
#

Or yeah get hacker

rustic carbon
#

I guessed my own wifi password

devout sail
#

You can easily reach pro hacker

rustic carbon
#

that counts

devout sail
#

But you have to show to prove it

rustic carbon
#

Bro is the feds

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aight bet

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Imma try in a week

devout sail
#

You can also do season machine and get perms

rustic carbon
#

To think about it

devout sail
#

That might be the easiest way

proud moth
devout sail
rustic carbon
#

Imma put this dude in my biography too if he is good enough too

devout sail
#

As always we are gonna start with nmap...

proud moth
rustic carbon
#

love hate relationship

devout sail
#

-sC for scripts
-sV for version
It can take some time to run, soooo i have already ran it.

agile thunder
#

the time nmap takes to run is my biggest demotivator in life

rustic carbon
#

Bro some people on dc forced me to do a thm exam one day and I saw shit like nmap -sV -BmW 59 sUv 95 -XXx

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Idfk

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a whole ass line

devout sail
lilac cipher
agile thunder
devout sail
#

nmap -p- --min-rate=1000
Then only scan the open ones with -sC and -sV

rustic carbon
devout sail
rustic carbon
#

Am I this bad or are they that good..

rustic carbon
devout sail
#

Ayyyy

proud moth
devout sail
#

Bright

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Make it dark or something

rustic carbon
#

Nmap is like this one american uncle istg...

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Idk where I was going with this

rustic carbon
#

Anyway forget what I said

devout sail
#

I read a whole chapter on nmap too
Never has to use fancy flags

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I barely used -sU

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Idk when i would need xmas or halloween flags

proud moth
#

i have a little tmux wrapper for portscans

rustic carbon
devout sail
#

I have tmux wrapper for shell stabiliser

proud moth
devout sail
#

Not wrapped but keybinds

rustic carbon
#

Btw what vm do you guys recommend

devout sail
#

Hmm make. Your own

worthy cargo
#

You mean hypervisor?

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I use virtualbox

rustic carbon
#

cuz I bumped into some vm websites that wanted even my social security number

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they wanted to dox me

rustic carbon
#

but I cant prove it

devout sail
#

You aren't for Cybersec bro

proud moth
#

Jk4ss why u need to do hacking u would do millions in stand up comedy already

devout sail
#

Virtual box is google enough
I had like 2 issues till now with it

rustic carbon
#

Never let them know your next move

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Idk if it was virtual matchine or virtualbox that had me almost put even my address and shit

#

but I want one more... private πŸ’€

agile thunder
proud moth
#

what the hell did bro click on πŸ₯€

rustic carbon
#

Unless the CIA is hunting me or sum

devout sail
#

He probably clicked on hot and single VMs near me ad

rustic carbon
#

From a ytber

proud moth
devout sail
rustic carbon
#

i dont remember his name wait

#

lol

tiny canyon
#

@Administrator @Moderator @Helper @has the cool Activity check

proud moth
#

omg Shadow i am sending you my lung repair medical bill

agile thunder
devout sail
#

I remember some tool dev gives access to free temp VMa

proud moth
#

that VM joke was diabolical

rustic carbon
#

now I remember

worthy cargo
#

Administrator... or Admin is traitor!

rustic carbon
#

I saw a tutorial about some virtual matchines from davidbombal to put kali on a vm but some shit got overcomplicated

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Oh...

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I already got virtual box installed

#

where tf did that come from

devout sail
proud moth
#

vbox is prolly the easiest to setup, it's a one click impory of the kali OVA image

proud moth
devout sail
crude lynx
#

are you trolling??????

devout sail
rustic carbon
devout sail
agile thunder
#
Davidbombal

David Bombal Start learning today and change your future! On-Demand IT Training. Massive amount of free and paid content to help you learn.

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if you open inspect element it closes the fucking tab

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didnt know you could do that

devout sail
#

Oh

#

Will check

#

Tomorow

proud moth
timid axle
devout sail
#

Doesn't work here

rustic carbon
#

shit

#

ANYWAY

#

I installed this bitch

devout sail
#

Get arch now

rustic carbon
devout sail
#

Or That smol one KISS

#

Keep It Simple and Stupid? Idk

rustic carbon
#

Just bought 2 usb sticks today and I shoved ventoy on one to put ALL the OS that I can

#

Tails Parrot Kali Arch etc

devout sail
#

Hmm why do u need usb sticks

rustic carbon
#

And when I put arch

#

I thought my pc was gonna explode

devout sail
#

On another dabunci

rustic carbon
devout sail
#

If I find a random usb, I'll take it

rustic carbon
#

Bro's pc is gonna turn japanese

#

Just like his pfp

devout sail
#

Hmm i actually turned it to something minimalist recently

#

Need to find better don't and icon pack

#

Fint

#

Fomt

rustic carbon
#

How come when I put arch from ventoy on my laptop it makes weird noises?

#

Does it get turned on?

#

Like wtf

devout sail
#

Fuck i cba to fix my. Typos

zealous charm
rustic carbon
devout sail
#

Wow

#

I was expecting more

rustic carbon
#

I wonder what..

devout sail
#

Like s pic. Of. Man

agile thunder
#

why is the embed like that thats so cool

devout sail
#

Of whom looks like arch user

rustic carbon
#

Arch user detected
Opinion rejected

#

/j

devout sail
devout sail
agile thunder
devout sail
#

Replace reddit to rxddit

rustic carbon
#

Na Im not that easy

devout sail
#

Yeah yeah

rustic carbon
devout sail
#

The first C should be B
So i.t can match my badge

timid axle
#

Looks like a sz to me

rustic carbon
#

damn...

#

what a sexy ass moustache

devout sail
crude lynx
#

@rustic carbon are you really a noob? cuz i can't tell if youre trolling

subtle plover
#

Sigma ippsec

devout sail
#

what a sexy ass moustache

rustic carbon
#

Im flattered you have doubts ong

crude lynx
#

idk, im also a noob, i don't have a clue

rustic carbon
#

Ayyy

#

lesgo

subtle plover
#

Im also noob

rustic carbon
subtle plover
#

@lilac cipher is also noob

agile thunder
#

everyone here is noob

rustic carbon
#

Nah bro Im a pro

lilac cipher
rustic carbon
#

sudo apt install opsec

agile thunder
#

i really hope you didnt come here from techtok

opal lark
#

We are learning noobs.

zealous charm
rustic carbon
#

I wanted it for 2 years

agile thunder
rustic carbon
#

But shit man these techtoks are so cheesy

lilac cipher
rustic carbon
#

But that's why they are funny

crude lynx
#

what's techtok?

torn cedar
subtle plover
agile thunder
torn cedar
lilac cipher
#

@lilac cipher Cap

subtle plover
rustic carbon
lilac cipher
subtle plover
agile thunder
rustic carbon
#

🧒

lilac cipher
subtle plover
#

Vro react peach

devout sail
#

Y'all

#

Flash banging

#

Goodnight HTBians

rustic carbon
zealous charm
rustic carbon
#

yee

#

life hacking

lilac cipher
subtle plover
#

Fr

zealous charm
#

fr fr

lilac cipher
#

I know you are hacking AI sus

subtle plover
#

Blue team is much vooler

sharp shuttle
zealous charm
subtle plover
#

Its time for some unethical hacking

lilac cipher
#

Even more cringe

scenic maple
rustic carbon
#

first mod encounter

#

wsg

scenic maple
#

nothing much
u?

crude lynx
#

how do i find out how many boxes i need to pwn to get rid of the 'noob' status on discord?

lilac cipher
#

Don't get on golam's bad side

sharp shuttle
#

Step 1. Submit box to HTB
Step 2. Sell writeup on your own box using an alt
Step 3. Massive profit from general chat users

rustic carbon
proud moth
#

no ping extremely busy i am very busy the busiest man alive if the very concept of business was a person i would be that person i am the incarnation of the abstract concept of business the embodiment of having something to do busyness incarnate

scenic maple
subtle plover
#

Just write writeups

#

Ez rank up

rustic carbon
zealous charm
flint copper
#

@scenic maple

scenic maple
flint copper
#

πŸ’ͺ

proud moth
#

do people really buy writeups?? like what

#

how about google dorking? are people dumb

scenic maple
sharp shuttle
#

Writeup market and cheating in general has never been more popular due to just one country kek

flint copper
rustic carbon
# scenic maple just do academy

I had once a subscription on thm and I did so many theoretical things that I never ever used any tools and idk if I get a sub in HTB if its gonna be the same or worse because I heard that HTB is hard

scenic maple
subtle plover
#

@lilac cipher

scenic maple
lilac cipher
proud moth
rustic carbon
crude lynx
#

um, i already have 4 boxes pwned but im still 'noob' here lol

subtle plover
sharp shuttle
#

The majority of yall would buckle under the pressure of basic sql injection in a technical for a job

scenic maple
#

also wdym by gatekeeping

rustic carbon
subtle plover
#

Cybersecurity is easy

scenic maple
#

u can call it fundamental

carmine pecan
#

for a JUNIOR position

scenic maple
#

or even pre fundamental

scenic maple
crude lynx
devout sail
proud moth
carmine pecan
proud moth
#

csrf is basic after all

flint copper
rustic carbon
flint copper
#

really cool man

carmine pecan
#

But I was surprised that I needed to demonstrate CSRF as a junior

sharp shuttle
rustic carbon
carmine pecan
#

I thought junior pentest was chill

devout sail
scenic maple
#

if you like it then buy sub

subtle plover
rustic carbon
#

Im interested

devout sail
carmine pecan
proud moth
#

most if not all interviews i had were technical and kicked my ass, it took some time to pass even one

carmine pecan
#

time-limited too

subtle plover
#

Yh

sharp shuttle
#

People underestimate how harsh a panel interview is

zealous charm
#

The range of skill set in applicants for pentest roles is wild

subtle plover
#

Indeed

carmine pecan
#

Indeed

proud moth
#

Indeed

subtle plover
#

Indeez

sharp shuttle
carmine pecan
#

So I was totally out of the loop with how to be a professional, talk like one, etc etc

zealous charm
#

We had an applicant for a web app pentester role the other day who couldn’t name default burp tabs lol

zealous charm
#

Not even all of them, they didn’t know anything beyond repeater and proxy

proud moth
proud moth
#

like, if you lie it just mean you don't know what you're doing and you're gonna fail the questions probably

sharp shuttle
rustic carbon
#

Can you guys help me with the path how to do each in an order?

sharp shuttle
#

Its over really fast

rustic carbon
#

sry..

sharp shuttle
#

2 minutes or less speed run

proud moth
crude lynx
rustic carbon
sharp shuttle
proud moth
#

yeah this is not happening in pentesting, it's not some bullshit leetcode style interview process

proud moth
#

peak brath word

rustic carbon
#

Is it hard?

#

(no pun intended)

sharp shuttle
#

Even if you change your dinky ass moniker online your real name was on the application

crude lynx
rustic carbon
#

Or does it actually teach you tools and shit?

zealous charm
#

Depends on the interview: if you are getting asked basic questions like β€œexplain the different types of XSS” sure you can brain dump. But the majority of pentest interviews I’ve seen are scenario based

rustic carbon
#

Or is there a room for the tools

tiny canyon
#

@sharp shuttle VAKVAKVAKVAKVAK

rustic carbon
#

I have a lot of questions

crude lynx
sharp shuttle
sharp shuttle
#

Ive asked "How does a toilet work" in a cybersec interview before

rustic carbon
#

Just killed a bug

#

now Im a bug bounty hunter

proud moth
#

why tho

zealous charm
#

I usually just do scenarios and adjust based on their skill

rustic carbon
proud moth
crude lynx
rustic carbon
#

Ohhhhh now I see it...

#

I wanna go into digital forensic

#

but it doesnt exist...

crude lynx
#

its hard

rustic carbon
crude lynx
rustic carbon
#

AI red teamer?!

#

Dude

crude lynx
#

i tried to be bug bounty hunter but i had absolutely no clue on how to start

rustic carbon
#

You will never be unemployed with this...

rustic carbon
#

You know what...

#

Im starting to love htb already

#

So simple yet so big

#

Personally @crude lynx I think you didnt do good going pentesting asap

#

You should've better started with Junior Cybersecurity Analyst

#

That's what Im gonna do

crude lynx
rustic carbon
#

I dont wanna assume

#

But I think it's basically like the gates of cybersecurity

crude lynx
#

you know these paths costs cubes, right?

rustic carbon
#

How you are in high school and choose which path you wanna follow in life

rustic carbon
limber arch
rustic carbon
#

But if I get the anual wont those be free?

crude lynx
crude lynx
#

im at least 10 years older than you

#

but i guess i don't really know which path i wanna do

rustic carbon
#

Im just saying that's what I think Junior Cybersecurity Analyst is

#

Basically a start to find your path

#

I think

#

Correct me if Im wrong

agile thunder
#

well you start now knowing much

#

and end as a junior cybersec analyst

chrome tree
crude lynx
#

anyway, i feel old

rustic carbon
#

..

chrome tree
#

No longer thedanpatrick, you are now dubbed the big lebowski

crude lynx
#

i wasnt wrong, you literally just graduate from high school

rustic carbon
#

It's been 2 years

#

but you can say that

agile thunder
#

wdym upgrade?

#

you can change them if you mean that

rustic carbon
#

Like for example from jr cybersec analyst to pentester

#

Or dfir

#

or blue team overall

frail turtle
#

Im not gonna lie I actually really like my job at autozone

agile thunder
#

yeah just stop doing one path and start the other

agile thunder
#

thats good to hear

frail turtle
#

Yeah

rustic carbon