general

[molten bobcat]

I hate it in the sense of "what it does to people"

[pure kayak]

people have always been like that

even before the concept of money

[molten bobcat]

That sentence is wrong

[pure kayak]

no its peak

you think ant colonies have money?

[molten bobcat]

We've.. been using currency since ancient Mesopotamia.

So like

[pure kayak]

they wage wars and devour resources all the same

[hoary nebula]

salt and spices

[molten bobcat]

Suggesting that "we were like that before money"

Is weird

[pure kayak]

think neanderthals

[molten bobcat]

Because we've had money for almost as long as we've had society

[pure kayak]

no concept of money

still got wiped the fuck out

[molten bobcat]

No, we didn't

Because we're here?

[pure kayak]

we're homo sapiens

a different species

home erectus, home habilus wiped the fuck out

[hoary nebula]

Homo Robotica

[molten bobcat]

Cool, so your example of humans being "not fueled by money" is referencing the destruction of the species we didnt evolve from?

Neanderthals don't work as a reference point, if that's your argument

[pure kayak]

why did those species go extinct

[molten bobcat]

It's believed they were outcompeted due to advancements in society and technology by homo sapiens.

[pure kayak]

cuz finite resources and better evolution

[molten bobcat]

So y'know.

[pure kayak]

we made tools and didn't give shit to those guys

i wouldn't be surprised if there were prehistoric wars that wiped/drove those species out

[stone edge]

I hear someone’s donating their money they don’t want?

[molten bobcat]

I don't think this conversation has steered us towards reaching a conclusion

You've just been saying things

I don't fully believe I'm talking to another person rn

[stone edge]

Conclusion opinions are like assholes we all got one let’s focus on what’s important

[pure kayak]

yes cloud is

[molten bobcat]

Again if that was an attempt to call me an asshole your grammar needs work

As well as your reading comprehension

[stone edge]

Nope just saying everyone has an opinion

[gray wraith]

Hey guys, what are your thoughts on the comptia network+ certification kit, both the study guide and practice tests? Is the bundle worth it?

[molten bobcat]

Was referring to his comment not yours

[molten bobcat]

Practice tests are awesome

Especially for COMPTIA stuff

[pure kayak]

im a person buddy

comptia stuff is basically useless

[molten bobcat]

Incorrect

It teaches fundamentals

[gray wraith]

How about the study guide itself? Does it go Deep regarding the necessary networking stuff? Im not thst much interested in getting the cert itself but rather the knowledge from that stuff

[molten bobcat]

Study guides are going to vary source to source

Personally I really enjoy the udemy stuff for COMPTIA

It's how I studied and passed my certs

[hoary nebula]

currently on Udemy

I LOVE UDEMY

[gray wraith]

Hmm i wanted a physical book for studying abt networking at work when I have free time

[molten bobcat]

CompTIA Network+ (N10-009) Full Course & Practice Exam | Udemy https://share.google/cFLszkvZq0CYtm04t

[hoary nebula]

go on netacad

[gray wraith]

I tried to find the all in one 8th edition book in a store but

[molten bobcat]

This is $20

[gray wraith]

Its not ava in any stores here

[silver prawn]

you can just find it on a pirate website that has these books like libgensis, and get the pdf, and just go to any local printer shop and he will print it for you

its what i do with my Uni books Lol

these pricks are not making me pay 200$ on some shit books i never use

[proud moth]

ComptiAss+

[stone edge]

Hey guys knowledge is knowledge there’s always room to learn more

[gray wraith]

Ah its not 200

[stone edge]

I did Udemy in 2022 to get a nice foundation it was in terms for security+

[gray wraith]

Study book and tests are like $70 bumdled

[stone edge]

I like HTB academy gives me hands on helps me retain

[gray wraith]

Ill pull the trigger, it aint that much tbf

CBA to scroll phone at work

[stone edge]

I wonder what the money convo was about

Probably best to leave it alone

[proud moth]

somebody tried to argue that mike tyson is broke when he has millions of dollars or something

[timid axle]

Sorry my brain is filled with TikTok stuff

[proud moth]

if he's broke, then i don't know how to define the rest of the 99.9999 percent of the world

[proud moth]

rip for my clippy brother

[timid axle]

If u ain't part of the 1% u broke
Sorry to break it for you

[stone edge]

lol facts

Broke is a mindset

But yeah idk if Mike Tyson’s broke lol buddy is a mogule just by being him

[fierce vale]

if banks don't give you free credit you broke af

[stone edge]

Lmao

Idk my credit score rn

As long as you live within your means you should be fine

Had to get new tires yesterday 😭

[gray wraith]

If Tyson is broke

All he has to do

Is do an exhib match

And get millions of dollars

[timid axle]

U need a credit score? Sorry but u broke

[stone edge]

Yeah that’s fire that he is able to do that

That’s what happens when u make a legend of yourself

[gray wraith]

Thsts what happens when u dont know how to invest

[timid axle]

But if u have todo that, sorry, u broke

[fierce vale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw0nzQj_zVc

[stone edge]

What if he did it for fun did he explicitly say he broke

Shit even if I wasn’t broke I’d still fight for the bread lol

Investing is super important tho which is true I wish they taught that more in schools but the whole school and education structure is a whole other topic

[timid axle]

They teach u to obey hierarchy, please the boss and spend ur money on useless shit

Except if u ain't broke

[stone edge]

Literally you should’ve seen them trying to force us to go to college and get in debt

[timid axle]

But u woulndt go in brokie school

[stone edge]

I love the idea of education but the pricing of schooling is ridiculous nowadays

They teach that obey because they want workers not thinkers

[timid axle]

Education is useless, get certs instead

[stone edge]

lol gotta get educated for a cert brudda

[timid axle]

No cert no job, no job no education

[wary dragon]

Education is useful for finding a job exept your living in USA

[stone edge]

On the job trainings pretty dope

[upper swallow]

sup

[stone edge]

Wassup

Yeah like education in general the art of learning is very key

[timid axle]

Or you drop school and make twice as much than an uni graduated

[wary dragon]

ow ?

Education allows you to learn to stand up straight, to be disciplined

[timid axle]

School ain't teaching you that lmao

[stone edge]

From what I learned in my construction business you gotta have at least basic fundamental knowledge of things and to be poised and communicative which sadly isn’t taught a lot outside of a business major unless you self taught

[wary dragon]

you sure ?

[warped plank]

School is shit, they've been teaching people the proper behaviour to work in a factory since the industrial revolution

[stone edge]

The biggest take away is to always be learning , and to create a system and process just like in cybersecurity you create a system and process a methodology then put it into action

[wary dragon]

if you really want to stand out from the others you have to work at home the evening after school

[timid axle]

Lmao

🐑

[stone edge]

Not sheep , different education we can’t blame people for not knowing what’s up

[wary dragon]

I'm living in France, they don't even care about certif

just the diploma

[stone edge]

Yeah that’s the mass of education system in affect

[timid axle]

I'm sorry for you

[stone edge]

The Rothschild and Rockefeller created that system alongside their central banking

Learn to hack the box, break the barriers

Create and never stop learning

[timid axle]

And you will be a good SOC Analyst 🤓

[gray wraith]

It doesnt

[stone edge]

Maybe if that’s what I was aiming for

[lilac cipher]

[hoary nebula]

bro has no government

[gray wraith]

I mean, like someone said earlier, school wont teach you that

[wary dragon]

it happens naturally

[timid axle]

They do have one

[stone edge]

Japan might be a perfect example of the system they have

[hoary nebula]

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/09/europe/frances-government-collapsed-whats-next-intl

[stone edge]

They don’t want you to break that school and work system

[wary dragon]

😂

[timid axle]

And Lecornu is already the new prime minister

Since yesterday

[stone edge]

Soon I will be adding network infrastructure and security to my business

Then imma finish this certification course and hopefully get a nice lil job with a company learn the ropes and people

[wary dragon]

exemple :

If I don’t work in the evening, then I’m technically behind compared to my classmates, so I have to force myself, isn’t that gaining discipline?

[timid axle]

Glhf

[stone edge]

Self employment got me fucked tho can’t get a good loan

[stone edge]

?

[timid axle]

Good luck have fun

[stone edge]

Ohhh thank u I knew the gl part not hf lol

[timid axle]

🫡

[wary dragon]

I'm sorry for you if you need to break the system bro but just don’t be bitter with me

[stone edge]

Xotourlite I can see you’re determined

Sometimes the system has to be broken from within and from the outside

Everyone has different goals yk

Not everyone needs to break that system

[wary dragon]

Work, Gym, Sleep , just be happy with what we have

[stone edge]

Life is on a constant loop I used to try to fight and tell everyone against the central banking system

[wary dragon]

it worked ?

[stone edge]

No because I am one person my demographic at the time was kids just graduating high school

But the seed was planted in some people

Central banking fucked us when we got off gold standard

[timid axle]

Buy Bitcoin

[stone edge]

Been

[timid axle]

I tried to put seed and be accepting towards gender and ethnic
10 years later look where we are 🤣🤣

[stone edge]

Hahahahaha I hear that

[timid axle]

U could tell me u aint a brokie

[stone edge]

Shhhh 🤫😂

2020 was prime time for me

[molten bobcat]

Worst year of my life

[stone edge]

Same I started 2020 in the hospital Jan 1 12am

[molten bobcat]

I worked in healthcare that summer.

[stone edge]

Bottle of patron to the head

Offffff u had it the worst

[timid axle]

I skipped 2020 tbh

[hoary nebula]

2015-2019, best years

[molten bobcat]

I.. watched quite a few people pass away.

[stone edge]

That’s so fucked I feel for u

2016 all summer 16

[molten bobcat]

Made all the worse by wearing full PPE in a sweltering building in the summer

[wary dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-bieber-nathan-fancam-gif-7348682715994816102

[timid axle]

Ngl, if we have let the people die from covid, we wouldnt struggle with public pension being empty by now

[signal mica]

C1oud has general discussed recent political violence yet

[hoary nebula]

bro. every guy had that haircut

[molten bobcat]

"letting people die" goes directly against humanity btw

[molten bobcat]

No, mods have put a stop to that very early

[signal mica]

Ah

[molten bobcat]

And for good reason

[timid axle]

Better kill them with humanity-made bombs? Lmao

[hoary nebula]

I dont know who Charlie Kirk is tbh

[warped plank]

You're welcome to try it and see what happens

[signal mica]

Nah was about to scroll if yall had the convo

[molten bobcat]

Just throwing it out there, "refusing to help the sick" is not equivalent to "bomb people"

[warped plank]

Both still a crime against humanity

[molten bobcat]

Correct!

[timid axle]

You all funny thinkin hoomanity is all about goodness and good deeds

[molten bobcat]

It is and if you don't think so you're a part of the problem

[signal mica]

Its also about the exact opposite and finding the balance

[timid axle]

Exactly

[signal mica]

It is what we are

[molten bobcat]

You should live your life as a good person, helping everyone you possibly can.

[warped plank]

So you're saying if you were sick from covid and were about to die you wouldn't want your government or the hospital to do something?

[molten bobcat]

Yep it's not cost effective to keep him alive, better just kill em now

[timid axle]

You a good person only to those you did good
But you forget all the one youu trampled in between

[molten bobcat]

I have never once trampled on someone to get where I am

[timid axle]

So is life, yes
We live then die

[molten bobcat]

I am where I am due to hard work, honesty, and integrity

[stone edge]

Confidentiality ?

[timid axle]

Big doubt if true

[molten bobcat]

And availability!

[stone edge]

CIA triad play on words hahahaha

I love this group

[molten bobcat]

Teehee

[quasi canyon]

Integrity

[molten bobcat]

Tegridy

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/boLwh.gif

[molten bobcat]

Is it really so hard to believe that I didn't have to make someone suffer for me to succeed?

[warped plank]

What made bro lose all faith in humanity?

[molten bobcat]

Like, how did I do that lol?

Who suffered because I went to school and got an education and a job

Other than me

I definitely suffered

[quasi canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/marijuana-gif-774424548498979484

[hoary nebula]

epic mission

[molten bobcat]

Lmao that's uhh far cry right

[hoary nebula]

yh

3

[woeful mauve]

it took me forever to pass this

[signal mica]

Yall i played that in gta SA

[hoary nebula]

we mashup the place

[timid axle]

Yep, but don't think anyone on earth is any perfectly unflawed "good" person

[molten bobcat]

Right it's playing "Burn dem"

[hoary nebula]

yh

[molten bobcat]

Well sure I've been grounded before and I've done stupid things before

Not saying I'm without flaw

I'm just saying I worked hard and didn't cheat my way to where I am

[timid axle]

Here we are
You human like anyone else, don't put yourself on a virtue pedestal

[molten bobcat]

I'm not!

I literally just said I worked hard!

This ain't me saying I'm better than you or anyone

[stone edge]

Soooo anyone like real estate ? I tried getting a property in 2021 and it jumped from 140 to 240.. made me pretty upset

[timid axle]

The more I learn about humans, the more I love dogs

[molten bobcat]

Me, sweating after mowing my yard
This guy, for some reason: "DUDE THATS SO IMMATURE OF YOU TO BE BRAGGING LIKE THAT"

[gray wraith]

Wdym like? I like having one, but buying and renting skyrocketing the prices is... pathetic

[wary dragon]

You don't like the system and humans?

[gray wraith]

Ideally everyone should have a place to live and not Pay off someone elses mortgage

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry3-do-you-know-the-definition-of-insanity-insane-vaas-montenegro-gif-24445064

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

[gray wraith]

I dont think I understand

[stone edge]

I agree when it comes to big institutions buying residential property like Blackrock

[timid axle]

Why should I?

[hoary nebula]

tell me the definition of insanity

[signal mica]

I dislike most of things that are without a doubt impacted by decision of boomers that have severly limited intelligence and should not be making any decisions whatsoeved

[wind kraken]

In case I am struggling with an Academy module, is it possible to ping its creator ? I'm having some difficulties that I can't solve from the #modules chat

[gray wraith]

I also mean people who buy more properties than they need just to flip/rent

[molten bobcat]

So, the real estate market

[gray wraith]

yeah basically

[molten bobcat]

Cuz that's like all they do lol

[wary dragon]

No, I'm thinking that compared to earlier, maybe I'm actually happier than you are

[gray wraith]

tax em to hell

[timid axle]

Big doubt if true

[gray wraith]

[timid axle]

I don't have to like humans/humanity to be happy in life

[gray wraith]

Ok back to studying, sorry htb, didnt mean it

[stone edge]

Can’t find a 3.5” hole saw anywhere

[signal mica]

You are human

[timid axle]

Okay, are you sure?

[wary dragon]

disillusionment

[signal mica]

Bottom line im always proud of humanity. We used to walk around with spears and rocks, now i can videocall a random japanese on instagram in matter of seconds

[gray wraith]

Too bad we got capitalism as an extra

[signal mica]

Our inner battle between good and bad is in our nature anyways, so no reason to stick to disliking humanity. Its just normal distribution if someone is evil

[timid axle]

Could be worst

[timid axle]

Maybe good/bad is just a religious fallacy for control

[wary dragon]

Ok i know, you living in London

[signal mica]

No this is within, it has been defined long before we had religion

[timid axle]

Wrong
Try again

[gray wraith]

What

[muted olive]

and yet, our morality and greed keep tanking

[gray wraith]

It is very easy to destinct good from evil and it has nothing to do with religion

[signal mica]

We succumb to those things, the same way we push extra and go beyond limits for goodness

I guess its just easier to give in 💀

For 100% good we will have to transcend

[gray wraith]

Nah its impossible

A lot of people are just rotten in their core

[molten bobcat]

I think assuming others are bad without getting to know them first is lame

[signal mica]

And still i want to help them

[molten bobcat]

The word of the day is "prejudice"

[muted olive]

I think the world in general is "bad"

[molten bobcat]

I disagree

!

https://tenor.com/view/imaginary-technique-imaginary-technique-purple-hollow-purple-gif-13985598440947154441

[timid axle]

Neutral
Its what it is

[wary dragon]

we can just agree, Nepal, England, France ....

[timid axle]

We just human

[timid axle]

What's wrong with Nepal?

[molten bobcat]

Human up until you accuse me of making others suffer to get where I am

[wary dragon]

Research

[molten bobcat]

[muted olive]

seen the news recently?

[timid axle]

Never

[mystic harbor]

GOOOIIZZZ

[timid axle]

I don't watch news, it's useless

[wary dragon]

19 dead, Parliament burned, Prime Minister resigns... Why Nepal is in the grip of violent protests

(artcile)

[timid axle]

Sounds like a win

[signal mica]

The toll of change

[molten bobcat]

Like it didn't take that much for me to immediately understand what's going on in nepal lol

[muted olive]

basically gen z overthrew the government

[timid axle]

A win indeed

[wary dragon]

maybe a win but we can said Nepal isn't bad currently

[signal mica]

Based. Effective way to remove boomers with limited intelligence

[muted olive]

the government there was pretty corrupt

[timid axle]

Revolution is part of humanity's story

[muted olive]

ex government that is

Afaik these protests had been happening from a while, but the social media ban + shooting at the protesters pushed it over the edge

and that's happened before

Same thing happened in India in 1922

[wary dragon]

Maybe England will be like Nepal soon

[muted olive]

I doubt it would happen to the same degree as with Nepal though

[gray wraith]

Why would you need to get to know a fascist politician to know he is bad?

[signal mica]

But you do get to know him thru media

Thats exposure you get from being a public figure

[fringe crypt]

Hey

[stone edge]

Found my 3.5” hole saw

Blasting System of a Down for my 30 min drive to the next site

[signal mica]

Soad is nice

[stone edge]

Terracotta pie anyone?

lol

WHY CANT YOU SEE THAT YOU AREEEE MYYYYY CHILDDDD

[gray wraith]

I like them so much but man did Daron disappoint me

Bro forgot what they sung about for their entire careers

[green kite]

👋

[worthy cargo]

Good morning

[gray wraith]

yeah kind of, not in the way claude meant I think bc his assumption was weird to say the least, obviously I didnt mean just guessing who is bad randomly but judging by ones words and actions

[worthy cargo]

Last night I updated my kali linux after a year. Went smoothly.

[hoary nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7X7cEh5au8

explain americans

[signal mica]

I simply do not believe you

Everything should be broken

[timid axle]

I rather believe in Santa than that

[worthy cargo]

Well, what can I say.

Maybe it's a skill issues on your end!

[scenic maple]

or a miracle on yours

[worthy cargo]

I've never had a problem with a kali vm yet

[signal mica]

Ayo golam my main man, how are you

[warped plank]

It's all broken, you just don't know it yet 😉

[worthy cargo]

I was expecting it to break

For something to go wrong

but luckily everything is hunky dory

2800 packages were updated

4GB downloaded in packages

[lilac cipher]

I ping @scenic maple

I leave

[scenic maple]

too late i saw u

[lilac cipher]

[worthy cargo]

last night's module was fun. I'm only halfway done with the exercise

[molten bobcat]

I was mostly referring to "person walking on the street" than I was "outspoken fascist"

[exotic pendant]

😄

[timid axle]

@lilac cipher henlo

[timid axle]

Where Pizza?

[exotic pendant]

in freezer, just ate pancakes

[timid axle]

Which is imho sugary pizza

[exotic pendant]

its protein and low calorie

supposibly the entire stack is 350 calories

[lilac cipher]

Henloo

Still with the clippy i see

[timid axle]

Yes yes

How u doing?

[lilac cipher]

Doing fine wbu?

[gray wraith]

Hm, i think its pretty obvious we dont judge people literally knowing notying about them or their beliefs

[next venture]

Hahahaha 🫵

[lilac cipher]

Nope

[next venture]

Feel the defeat

[lilac cipher]

Technically it wasn't a defeat

[next venture]

Nah you lost

[lilac cipher]

By what rules

I make the rules

[next venture]

It's just you had a better connection

[lilac cipher]

Hate the players not the game

[timid axle]

Also thx

[timid axle]

Hate everything indiscriminately

[lilac cipher]

Seems valid

Stop reacting old man @next venture

Its just you

[next venture]

Jk

[timid axle]

Ok boomer

[lilac cipher]

Id wish i was a boomer

[timid axle]

So u would be rich and happily sacrifice younger gen for ur own gain like a parasite and blamin it all on youngster

Sounds like a plan

[native plume]

Loli posters would be more accurate I guess 💀

[lilac cipher]

Ayee thats the spirit lol

[lilac cipher]

[lilac cipher]

Sony is gonna dmca you

[molten bobcat]

For the PlayStation 1?

[lilac cipher]

I wouldn't be surprised lol

[knotty nymph]

King behavior. Thank you 👑

[molten bobcat]

I didn't do anything this is just a cool wallpaper lol

[lilac cipher]

Oh lol it looked like some schematic type shit

[molten bobcat]

It's meant to

Those are just the outlines of the internals

[next venture]

I am not that was just a meme

[lilac cipher]

Gotcha

[next venture]

Well you are 👴

[lilac cipher]

I am???

[molten bobcat]

This on the other hand 🙂

[next venture]

You already know

[molten bobcat]

This folks is the ps5

[knotty nymph]

Do you make your own PCBs and stuff?

[molten bobcat]

No

Sony posted these freely

Lmao

[exotic pendant]

😄

[knotty nymph]

Oh for sure just wondering if you do bc you have those saved

[molten bobcat]

I googled it

[exotic pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/spiral-hypnotic-shape-colors-gif-14476528

[molten bobcat]

This looks like they murdered the controller

Put my boy back together

[frank mortar]

hello

im sstuck in a wordpress prblm if anyone could help

i gor th ecve an dthe plugin versions and i must find the vulnerable download file but it has so much file an so much directories that i couldnt identigy the file

is there any idea bout that ?

[meager kernel]

I started studying HTB again after my break and it feels easier to study now

Like I'm easily able to understand everything now

[zealous charm]

[signal mica]

I had a break and cant get back into focus mode

Day 4

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/vangraffs-bodegang-monkey-typing-mad-gif-16355719

[meager kernel]

Im doing dig axfr @nsztm1.digi.ninja inlanefreight.htb
but its saying
; <<>> DiG 9.20.11-4-Debian <<>> axfr @nsztm1.digi.ninja inlanefreight.htb
; (1 server found)
;; global options: +cmd
; Transfer failed.

[lilac cipher]

[lilac cipher]

Wiser words couldn't have been said

[patent elbow]

<

[meager kernel]

guys what do i do

plij help

im crying and alone

[lilac cipher]

[patent elbow]

whats the output of dig NS inlanefreight.htb +short?
you should find the real NS for the zone and try the transfer against an authoritative server, an AXFR only works against an authoritative NS

when you have it you can do dig AXFR inlanefreight.htb @<authoritative-ns>

[meager kernel]

i was using nsztm1.digi.ninja as the authoritative dns

cause that was given in the material

[meager kernel]

ill try this

[meager kernel]

when i do +short it doesnt give any output at all

when i do without +short
it gives this

; <<>> DiG 9.20.11-4-Debian <<>> NS inlanefreight.htb
;; global options: +cmd
;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NXDOMAIN, id: 14542
;; flags: qr rd ra ad; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 0, AUTHORITY: 1, ADDITIONAL: 1

;; OPT PSEUDOSECTION:
; EDNS: version: 0, flags:; MBZ: 0x0005, udp: 512
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;inlanefreight.htb. IN NS

;; AUTHORITY SECTION:
. 5 IN SOA a.root-servers.net. nstld.verisign-grs.com. 2025091100 1800 900 604800 86400

;; Query time: 8 msec
;; SERVER: 192.168.230.2#53(192.168.230.2) (UDP)
;; WHEN: Thu Sep 11 20:27:11 IST 2025
;; MSG SIZE rcvd: 121

did i just reveal my own IP?

[patent elbow]

no xd dont worry

what are you trying to do exactly? enumerate FQDN?

[meager kernel]

i have to find the number of all DNS records retrieved from inlanefreight.htb

[patent elbow]

what about just dig ns inlanefreight.htb @ip

[meager kernel]

lemme try

[meager kernel]

; <<>> DiG 9.20.11-4-Debian <<>> ns inlanefreight.htb @10.129.46.167
;; global options: +cmd
;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 41651
;; flags: qr aa rd; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 1, AUTHORITY: 0, ADDITIONAL: 2
;; WARNING: recursion requested but not available

;; OPT PSEUDOSECTION:
; EDNS: version: 0, flags:; udp: 4096
; COOKIE: cea0cfcb0c447d800100000068c2e43be62d44fd497b15d1 (good)
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;inlanefreight.htb. IN NS

;; ANSWER SECTION:
inlanefreight.htb. 604800 IN NS ns.inlanefreight.htb.

;; ADDITIONAL SECTION:
ns.inlanefreight.htb. 604800 IN A 127.0.0.1

;; Query time: 324 msec
;; SERVER: 10.129.46.167#53(10.129.46.167) (UDP)
;; WHEN: Thu Sep 11 20:31:16 IST 2025
;; MSG SIZE rcvd: 107

mods, im sorry if im pasting too large text walls

[patent elbow]

then maybe dig axfr ns.inlanefreight.htb @ip should be better

or dig axfr inlanefreight.htb @ip

[meager kernel]

still says "transfer failed"

[patent elbow]

rip

[meager kernel]

oh

it worked

🧍‍♂️

@patent elbow thank you so much man

i really really appreciate it

[patent elbow]

❤️

[hardy frigate]

Good morning haxors

[agile thunder]

good afternoon from england 👋

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/engerland-slow-gif-22795800

[stone edge]

Reading some Reddit posts on the cpts exam

[silver forge]

bruh never try to use social media for anything serious

[dusky bone]

hello heckers !

[hoary nebula]

No hackers here

[dusky bone]

[hoary nebula]

Dexter Morgan

[dusky bone]

im noob

[hoary nebula]

meet your brother @unborn ginkgo

[dusky bone]

🤣

alt acc bru

maybe

[olive marten]

no

[dusky bone]

🥀

[fossil flax]

Don’t know if I wanna hack to become a legend or because I been watching mr robot and playing watchdogs for the first time

[devout sail]

Yeah i think i was mixing it up that nishang

[hoary nebula]

bro casted a spell

[devout sail]

Prerequisite: have schizophrenia

[dusky bone]

watchdog is gta 5 mod

[timid axle]

Sounds like skill issue

[fossil flax]

Fuck Mr robot and watchdogs i wanna be a legend

[dusky bone]

in this type of education

where should i start

[proud moth]

Ojisan

O O O Ojisan

[timid axle]

2 wrong out of 3

[crystal spoke]

Hey guys, hope everyone is doing fine, I am searching for my first job in cybersecurity and i was wondering if you have any tips since like, It's a bit difficult 😭 . also if you are in my situation searching for a junior position, I would love to hear how it is going on with you.

[silver forge]

oh adding "no ai" to many youtube searches actually work since real artists have started marking their content 😄

[timid axle]

Apply to every consulting company
Keep practicing and good luck have fun
Its easier if you do an internship tho

But there's more demand for SOC analyst than pentester

Dunno if you wanna go toward red or blue

[crystal spoke]

I am actually looking for SOC analyst, Threat hunter could be good too. I am applying everywhere currently since the last 8 months.

But recently I did the Junior Cybersecurity Analyst path on HTB Academy and I will start the soc one.

I am based in france but kind of would love to find a job in sweden or Finland, also open to germany. I apply there and every jobs i can find but I find super hard to find Junior positions 😭

[proud moth]

Chilling like an Ojisan

[crystal spoke]

huh 😭

[proud moth]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[crystal spoke]

yeah x), why you guys all have the little paperclip kawaï mister of my childhood ?

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/withering-flowers-mae-muller-flowers-dry-flowers-gif-23694157

[gray wraith]

Become a hacktivist

[timid axle]

Where in France?

[crystal spoke]

Stop it xD

[crystal spoke]

Around Paris

[timid axle]

As a protest

[crystal spoke]

Did I miss something ? What is going on ?

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-cat-kitty-pussycat-love-you-gif-1407003454344358310

[timid axle]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/clippy-pfp-movement-change-your-profile-picture-to-clippy

[crystal spoke]

I can't belive this little guy made it so far. Thank you for sharing this, I read somewhere about this stuff but I didn't know it really turned like a revolution haha. Happy it did.

[limber arch]

Who is clippy

[crystal spoke]

My dear sweat Toaster

[fossil flax]

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-confusion-confusing-i'm-so-confused-i'm-confused-gif-18168602190544933564

[raven rain]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-sonic-06-fandub-sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-gif-3797449559815429767

[crystal spoke]

It's a little guy that would pop on in your old word page with very cute animations and stuff. Very early 2000

[timid axle]

Lemme dm you

[limber arch]

Ahhhh

So it’s an unc meme

I see I see

[raven rain]

why must we get older

[meager kernel]

The only thing constant in life is change

[ornate ibex]

I wish, we did not get old.

[proud moth]

fun fact once you reach omni in HTB you stop aging

because you are too OP to age at that point, and the Gods spare you from that

[next venture]

verified by who?

[proud moth]

ippsec obv

ippsec is still 23 years old

after 18 years

[ornate ibex]

don't spread rumors

[next venture]

all the staffs are omni I think

[ornate ibex]

Nope

[next venture]

I see

[proud moth]

i think only a couple of them are omni yeah

[ornate ibex]

I bribed an engineer ||Yes, I didn't bribe them - clarifying for legal purposes||

[proud moth]

lmfaoo

[next venture]

what abt this old man

he is omni

with only 26 machines

[proud moth]

wait hol up

HOL UP

[next venture]

😼

[ornate ibex]

Technically speaking he is the admin. Meaning, he can do anything he wants.

[proud moth]

what about the God himself:

[ornate ibex]

But he won't

Compliance, and other shits governs.

Good guy

[proud moth]

Admin rank

damn, bro did some privesc

solve lab -> intercept with burp -> change admin_role: 1 -> become omni

[lilac cipher]

Me when twomillion

[timid axle]

He got omni when there was only 5 machines (4 of them were his)

[muted olive]

grabs JWT I'm the admin now

[proud moth]

JS calls go brrrr

[next venture]

[ornate ibex]

Try it

[proud moth]

signs JWT

one ticket to omni plz plz

[ornate ibex]

Denied

[proud moth]

Ayo

[timid axle]

U need to roast that jwt

[muted olive]

https://admin.hackthebox.com

[next venture]

it's a great machine

[lilac cipher]

I want to escalate this ticket 😡

[ornate ibex]

That's not the URL

[proud moth]

do i have to add to /etc/hosts??

[muted olive]

https://hackthebox.com/admin? 🤣

[ornate ibex]

Nope

🌚

[proud moth]

damn, i would miss this page with my ffuf wrapper

[proud moth]

lmaooooo

[proud moth]

nah vader just killed my ass i'm on the floor

[next venture]

https://hackthebox.com/secrete-endpoint/super-secret/admin

[timid axle]

Wanna go on htb academy/lab, 3 tabs get opens somehow

[muted olive]

🤯

[lilac cipher]

Escalate privileges using an escalated ticket

[ornate ibex]

👀👀👀

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-oh-snap-oh-shit-chris-pratt-parks-and-rec-gif-5703806

[muted olive]

Notice how your url returned 404 and mine returned 500

[timid axle]

U crashed the whole server

[next venture]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[proud moth]

The kinda shit [e-mail] drops in the FTP share:

• Please samantha, change your password! "SuperSamantha@123" is a very insecure password, i hope you changed this SSH password to access the Samantha account over SSH!"

[silver forge]

that's why you security harden the passwords with trailing !!!

[proud moth]

lmaoooo

LOOK at what CTF PLAYERS have been demanding YOUR RESPECT

[muted olive]

but u got cve

[dusky bone]

[proud moth]

getting a cve can be easy, but getting a good cve is borderline insanity

[muted olive]

I got CVE with CVSS 10

[timid axle]

Sometime gettin an easy cve is borderline insanity ||administrative wise||

[muted olive]

No zumi pepe emoji here :(

[subtle plover]

@lilac cipher privilege escalated in zumis server then completely destroyed it with admin perms

[muted olive]

oh yeah I was there earlier, I saw melons lying around everywhere

[proud moth]

I got a 9.8, but in a random indian PHP shop app lmao

[muted olive]

@lilac cipher melony

lol those php apps are everywhere

php = free cve

[proud moth]

farming cves

[subtle plover]

Use java

@lilac cipher

[proud moth]

ah yes, much better

[lilac cipher]

Arte did

[subtle plover]

Explain?

@worn drift

[proud moth]

i thought you were talking about Artex for a moment i almost DIED cuh

[muted olive]

invite me to this melon server

[subtle plover]

Bro send proof.png

[proud moth]

send proof???

[lilac cipher]

Its dead lmao

[muted olive]

I will unkill it

[subtle plover]

We need a new server now

All bc arte

https://tenor.com/view/marflrt-gif-22495409

[lilac cipher]

[subtle plover]

@worn drift

Why

[silver prawn]

Not talking about comptia stuff talking about my own uni

[chrome tree]

Just call upon the FSM, an he will bring light to your server

https://tenor.com/view/fsm-spaghetti-flying-spaghetti-monster-pastafarian-gif-13529130

[worthy cargo]

Annual security conference in houston

Just paid $125 to register for it. It's a two day event

Never been to a cyberecurity conf. before

[timid axle]

Have fun, hope they will have interesting topics

[worthy cargo]

My family paid for the ticket for me to go. They think it would be useful for me

I don't even have a job right now.

I'm grateful for family and support

[scenic maple]

@thewisefrog @heathers

long gone but not forgotten

[hoary nebula]

bro tagging dead people

[chrome tree]

Should've been here while froj and baki were around

[spare horizon]

is this valid

[gray wraith]

100% real

[spare horizon]

LOOK

[gray wraith]

Not made up propaganda

[spare horizon]

u might disagree with me

but i kinda agree

[gray wraith]

They would never do that!

[spare horizon]

ctfs r not all that

they good but not real maybe a % of realism but CMON MAN yk what i mean no hate

[hoary nebula]

ctfs are a waste of time

[worthy cargo]

That Charlie Kirk guy was assassinated. I am seeing FB posts of people saying good riddance. That's such a shitty thing to say. Regardless of political views, it's horrible to take pleasure in someone's death. That's not cool.

[hoary nebula]

true

[worthy cargo]

Poor guy. Rest in Peace

[hoary nebula]

left 2 kids and a wife

[worthy cargo]

Man, that's sad.

[hoary nebula]

tbh I don't know who he is, some politics man?

[timid axle]

Who?

[scenic maple]

the dudes i mentioned

[muted olive]

Indeed

[muted olive]

Some aide to Trump

[hoary nebula]

that assassin was trained tho, 200 ft shot

[worthy cargo]

I hope they catch him

[muted olive]

Idk who he was but shooting no good :(

But yeah, America has a loooong history of politically motivated gun violence lol

[hoary nebula]

america need some bullet proof screens for political talks

[muted olive]

It was a debate

[timid axle]

Killin politicians has and will always happen

[muted olive]

but also yes

he wasn't exactly a politician

more like an activist

[hoary nebula]

lots of shit happening in Merica rn, something about an ukranian girl too

[muted olive]

no more than before tbh

[timid axle]

I dunno about him personally, just heard he got shot live during a rally

[muted olive]

Plus like... from a forensics/threat simulation point of view... what was the motive?

it makes no sense to me

[chrome tree]

Best keep motive out of general, but they said they found some engravings on the weapon. Can look it up. Pretty new information

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/no-politics-in-main-chat-gif-7102235848486205990

[hoary nebula]

the weapon?

assassin took it with him

[chrome tree]

Just google it. Better that way

[hoary nebula]

give it few weeks and he'll be caught

Good thing MarcieLee isnt here or we would have been purged

[next venture]

Make this man a MOD already

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-dont-speak-his-name-gif-12688511

[hoary nebula]

You dont want Melon as a mod

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mods-role-gif-4818725418254341457

[next venture]

doing right now

[lilac cipher]

Thats a ban buddy

[hoary nebula]

ban me zaddy

[lilac cipher]

Get us upto 700 with the ball spam gifs

Lol

[hoary nebula]

damn

[next venture]

nothing happened here

[hoary nebula]

???

[gray wraith]

If you dont know who he is, read few things about him

[next venture]

what's going on

[hoary nebula]

i did, he had some good ideas

[balmy basalt]

Let's shift gears now.

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ozzy-osbourne-about-time-brutal-legend-well-it's-about-time-gif-4409481261235442409

[lilac cipher]

Me shifting into 4th

[muted olive]

Interesting

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/clutch-kopling-kungfu-tongkat-gif-14241787

[green kite]

You still drive stick?

[chrome tree]

Domain expansion, 5th gear

[green kite]

Automatic ftw

[lilac cipher]

Thats the better

[gray wraith]

im just gonna leave it with my comment, no pointof any escalation on a hacking server

[lilac cipher]

No

Automatic bad

[steep narwhal]

I drive manual, please send clout 🙏

[muted olive]

You sure that's a gear? 🤣

[green kite]

Or a clutch? 😃

[lime trout]

👀

[steep narwhal]

That too!

[chrome tree]

My parents forced me to learn stick. Will say I do enjoy it

[steep narwhal]

i'll always take a new clutch

[green kite]

Yeah true

[hoary nebula]

My first car was a manual, now I drive automatic

[muted olive]

You mean you guys don't use automatic?

[green kite]

Both cars here are automatic

[hoary nebula]

I drive electric, automatic

[green kite]

Previous one was a manual one

[green kite]

Do you like it?

[gray wraith]

Arent they pretty costy to fix?

[green kite]

I got a PHEV

[hoary nebula]

yessssssss

[muted olive]

Not really, it comes with insurance

[chrome tree]

Just prefer stick. Feel like I have more control over the car. Though auto knows best when to shift and all that good stuff.

[molten bobcat]

Automatics are not hard to fix lol

[proud moth]

me switching between being a failure, a depressed moron and an autistic asshole

[muted olive]

You guys in the EU countries, is the driver seat on the left or right side?

[green kite]

Insurance doesn’t cover fixing it if stuff breaks? Only in case of accidents?

[molten bobcat]

It's on the right.

[green kite]

Left

[gray wraith]

What

[hoary nebula]

mister davincio

[green kite]

UK is on the right

[hoary nebula]

THE DRIVER IS ON THE LEFT

[molten bobcat]

All cars not in North America are mostly right hand drive

[muted olive]

Oh. I thought they meant accidents

[lime trout]

manual is also good theft prevention

[green kite]

False

[molten bobcat]

I said mostly

[muted olive]

Really? I thought in the US, they were on the left

[molten bobcat]

I said "not in the US"

Meaning everyone else uses right hand drive

[gray wraith]

Again, what? Its mosty on the left in eu

[muted olive]

ah

[molten bobcat]

?????

[gray wraith]

The driver seat being On the left side

[proud moth]

in EU it's on the left yeah

[molten bobcat]

Am I thinking of Japanese cars..?

[hoary nebula]

almost everywhere except UK, australia and India. we drive on the right and the driver sits on the left

[muted olive]

Idk, driver on the left would feel so weird

[green kite]

There are 163 countries and territories that drive on the right side of the road, while 76 of them drive on the left. Many of the countries that drive on the left — making up about 30% of the world's population — are former British colonies, including ones in Southeast Asia, Southern Africa, and Oceania.

[timid axle]

How?

[molten bobcat]

That's for the road, not the vehicle sparkling

[lime trout]

no ones know how to drive manual anymore

[muted olive]

Drivers seat is on the right in India as well

[green kite]

My steering wheel at the left hand side of my car

[hoary nebula]

i said that

[chrome tree]

Most people don't have the patience to learn. Plus hills

[muted olive]

oh wait, you said on the side

mb

[proud moth]

i can't drive

[lime trout]

same

[hoary nebula]

l2drive

its fun

[molten bobcat]

Very strange. Not sure why most countries drive on left side of the road, however their cars can be either left or right driver seat??

[muted olive]

I can, and still have to get license

[gray wraith]

Are u drunk bro

[proud moth]

i use my legs, if some place is too far away for my legs, i don't go there

[lime trout]

driving aint worth it

[hoary nebula]

where u from

[proud moth]

germany

[lime trout]

same, walk or metro

[molten bobcat]

No, brother, cars in India sit on the right side of the vehicle.

[next venture]

Mars

[green kite]

No metro here

[lime trout]

walking/metro is faster then driving most of the time anyway

[next venture]

lie

[hoary nebula]

i'll collect your kneecaps

[muted olive]

that's what I do everyday

[next venture]

he is also from Mars

[molten bobcat]

Although whether or not the country of India has "sides of the road" is up to debate

[green kite]

Ahahahaa

[gray wraith]

But most countries have right side driving and driver seated on the left side

[muted olive]

Lol that's agreeable

Everything is two ways

[green kite]

I was in Nepal in 2017

[molten bobcat]

Everyone go at once, but watch out!

[chrome tree]

Driving in the city/a dense area is the worst.

[green kite]

There were two lanes, I think they drive side by side with 5 cars

[molten bobcat]

I'm comfiest with left hand drive, right side of the road

[proud moth]

can i reach nepal with my legs?

[molten bobcat]

God bless the US

[lime trout]

yeppp

[gray wraith]

Two lanes? Man, try driving a 5laned Road lol

[lime trout]

arguably yes

[green kite]

That’s like 20 cars

[gray wraith]

Thats a nightmare

[muted olive]

In the US specifically, you can't live in places like Texas without a car... but if you live in places like New York, owning a car is infeasible/pointless 😆

[proud moth]

i tried to get a driver's license then i remembered i am scared to do groceries so i passed

[molten bobcat]

Density is everything

[lime trout]

ehh, austin you can

[molten bobcat]

The vast majority of the US is wide open space.

Stare out into the endless fields of corn

[lime trout]

i guess its better to put it as in, public transit in most US cities is so bad that you only use it if you have no other choice

[hoary nebula]

merica

[molten bobcat]

The corn stares back.

🌽

[muted olive]

Apart from Austin, Houston

[hoary nebula]

In the Netherlands u can move around with just a bike

[lime trout]

and cause of the way US cities like to build(suburbs, single family homes) there is rarely the density for good transit projects

[green kite]

In my town there’s 1 bus on a Sunday every two hours

If you’re lucky

[hoary nebula]

Boeredorp

[green kite]

Yes

[hoary nebula]

Do you know Scherpenheuvel

[green kite]

Yes. Has a hill and holy place

[hoary nebula]

thats where I live

[muted olive]

Is there a metro connecting cities or something? Or intra-city metros?

[chrome tree]

Being able to walk down to the bodega at like 12am used to be so nice.

[green kite]

I live near the martens brewery

[muted olive]

Like open air, not underground subway

[lime trout]

very heavily depends on where in the country

[hoary nebula]

which beers?

[lime trout]

in the NE you have amtrak/acela

florida has brightline

outside of that - you got planes

[green kite]

I hate beer. But it’s martens, so many different ones

[molten bobcat]

Planes, trains, automobiles

Lions, tigers, bears

Oh my!

[green kite]

Imagine traveling by camel or elephant t

[hoary nebula]

dont know them

[molten bobcat]

Who am I, Lawrence of Arabia?

[green kite]

You could be aladin

[molten bobcat]

A whole new world 🎶

[stone marsh]

I swear I have had a Kristoffel before

[hoary nebula]

nah, cap?

[muted olive]

I had a traumatic experience recently where flying from one state to another took an hour, and driving in taxi from airport --> home took 3 hours 🤣

#traffic

[hoary nebula]

u mean Leffe maybe

[stone marsh]

Probably paid £10 to be incredibly disappointed

[lime trout]

3 hours? thats nothing

[green kite]

Kristoffel is nice

[stone marsh]

I have also had a leffe before

[lime trout]

Consider: Malort

[green kite]

Or… Chimay

[hoary nebula]

Malort?

[lime trout]

Malort.

[muted olive]

30 mile drive

[hoary nebula]

idk @lime trout

not a liqueur kinda guy

[stone marsh]

Malort seems kinda sus

[green kite]

@lime trout could do with some Smeets liquor

I think they’re the chocolate or cactus type

[hoary nebula]

@green kite I do love beer and red wine haha

[green kite]

Red wine and steak

[hoary nebula]

hell yeah

[stone marsh]

I used to live the brewery that made this, but when Asahi bought them out the prices got ridiculous

Paid £14 in a pub once for it, fuckers didn't even tell me the price till they had poured it out

[lime trout]

Its a unique botanical

[hoary nebula]

damn

this is my fav beer

I like Stouts

[stone marsh]

Is five finger death punch also your favourite band?

[hoary nebula]

no, but I know them

Show me your fav beer

[green kite]

Don’t have one

I like the wine from the kangaroo brand

[muted olive]

How cheerful

[stone marsh]

I am basic, if I drink a beer it will probably be a guinness

[hoary nebula]

aight

not bad

[muted olive]

My favourite drink

[hoary nebula]

if you go to a bar, do you order water?

[muted olive]

yes

or a banana milkshake

[hoary nebula]

lol

[muted olive]

Bananas are an integral part of my diet

I've had a banana every day since I was 2 years old

I'm basically half monkey

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-monkey-gif-10657859187522021702

[green kite]

This should be in the fundamental module https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOJbPwuiNtF

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/jiho-cute-oh-my-girl-hi-gif-19872770

[lilac cipher]

Sshhhhh

[muted olive]

Wait, isn't that what's expected?? What do you do?

[green kite]

🤣🤣🤣

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/jmNBUdD7Xig.gif

[green kite]

Baseball bat does the trick

[hoary nebula]

I also bring up my cat everytime I want to look into files

[green kite]

Catwall

[muted olive]

I buy a compact disk every time I want to change directory

[lilac cipher]

Bat is better

[hoary nebula]

TRUE

I LOVE BAT

[green kite]

Wait, you can just buy a new disk?

I buy a new computer when it says disk full

[lilac cipher]

Never reboot cause youll be out of boots after 5 times

[green kite]

Oh no

[muted olive]

My father just buys hard drives like they're candy. Cloud offers too little storage, too many accounts for distributed management and more risk of breaches not counting the cloud giants

[green kite]

Bad @molten bobcat

[muted olive]

like yeah... im not investing in securecloud.io or whatever 🤣

or mega.nz

[green kite]

Please offer his dad more space

[lilac cipher]

[green kite]

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/n9GKrRSkzWb.gif

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/men-in-black-mib2-will-smith-miib-tommy-lee-jones-gif-18305848

[hoary nebula]

say less, it was good

[lilac cipher]

Nah i prefer more

[green kite]

Man it’s like Friday eve

[hoary nebula]

its friday?

[lilac cipher]

Sir its Thursday

[green kite]

Friday Eve

[muted olive]

thursday night

[green kite]

Like Christmas Eve

[muted olive]

40 mins to friday

[hoary nebula]

I LOVE XMAS

[lilac cipher]

I hate it

[muted olive]

y'all must love fridays huh

[green kite]

10X days to go

[hoary nebula]

naaah bro

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-f-word-gif-10386289

[green kite]

I love Mondays

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/tgif-gif-8757358615137963815

[hoary nebula]

is the first : fabulous?

[muted olive]

Correct!

[green kite]

No @hoary nebula

It’s Fristi

[hoary nebula]

valid

[muted olive]

Personally I work on Saturdays as well so Fridays don't feel like anything to me

[green kite]

Fristi is the best

[lilac cipher]

Omg fristiiii

[muted olive]

who is that

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/strawberry-drink-pastel-gif-21480015

Something like this

[muted olive]

ouch

[hoary nebula]

Frist vs Chocomel

[muted olive]

those are heavy

[green kite]

Cecemel 💯

[muted olive]

I could drink one of those and be done for the whole day

[hoary nebula]

based

[muted olive]

Its happened before

[hoary nebula]

Cecemel

[lilac cipher]

Bro has a lactose skill issue

[muted olive]

I'm fine with lactose

[muted olive]

Just that milkshakes are heavy as fuck

[green kite]

Fristi isn’t a milkshake. My gif was wrong

[muted olive]

What is it? Juice?

[green kite]

Fun fact “gif” in Dutch is poison

[green kite]

Like a milky drink of red fruit

[muted olive]

lol.. i'd get arrested for saying "im sending you a gif"

[green kite]

😆

If you add a T to it, Yannick would be happy

[muted olive]

a tgif

[green kite]

Gift

[hoary nebula]

both are good

give me a thank god its friday

[muted olive]

tgis*

sunday

[green kite]

But a gift in Dutch doesn’t equal a gift in English

A gift in Dutch is usual money wise

While a gift in English is a present

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-milk-on-the-moove-dairy-dairy-milk-chocolate-gif-13339437735366170161

[green kite]

🤯

Quick, hide, Bing is here

[hoary nebula]

bing bong

[green kite]

Bing, I drove past your work today

[subtle plover]

Fr

[muted olive]

My schedule is like this
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday: 2 to 7
Wednesday: 9 to 4
Saturday: 8 am to 8 pm
Sunday: ???

[hoary nebula]

where does he work

[subtle plover]

Bro stalking me

[green kite]

Maccies

[silver forge]

in couple germanic languages gift means poison

[green kite]

Correct

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-think-be-clever-be-smart-gif-10617231

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-that-right-there-you-said-it-youre-right-you-got-it-gif-13272652066470560545

[subtle plover]

Nederland

[muted olive]

Time for jokes

What's a dog's favourite food?

[green kite]

I love Netherlands

[subtle plover]

Bro loves tax

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004

[green kite]

My avg tax % here is 30

[subtle plover]

Try our gas prices