general

[gaunt gale]

ok never mimd

[green kite]

I have, yes

but I don't know all the prolabs and their content out of my head lol

I've only completed Wanderer and partially did Dante, then got bored of it

[dusky jacinth]

Was cwee fun?

[green kite]

yeah

[dusky jacinth]

Rad

[green kite]

I loved doing the white box bits

[naive leaf]

Any idea how long fortresses tend to take

[dusky jacinth]

I think that’s the path I wanna take, but imma just enjoy cpts while I’m here and get there when I get there

[naive leaf]

Few weeks of good effort?

[green kite]

nope @naive leaf

Depends on the person and their skills and time they spend per day

[naive leaf]

Yeah was just wondering like average skill level hours estimate.

[dusky jacinth]

Those do sound pretty fun

[green kite]

yeah no clue there

[naive leaf]

Or for other people's experiences

[devout sail]

when did u became friend ? @raven rain

[tiny canyon]

NO REFUNDS!

[lilac cipher]

need more arrows i don't see where i'm supposed to be looking at

[devout sail]

i got bored

[proud moth]

G'Day Melbourne

i got back pain, PHUCK

[lilac cipher]

[scenic maple]

discord lied cause you dont have enough

[granite vault]

hello guys

[stark blaze]

You are a gooner

[lilac cipher]

stop projecting

[stark blaze]

Can mods add more hello kitty emojis here

[lilac cipher]

@scenic maple

you'll have to ask an admin tho

[scenic maple]

yeah i dont think its one person decision

we do have one tho

[green kite]

ask @ornate ibex

he can add emojis iirc

[ornate ibex]

is in this server

[terse dirge]

[mystic abyss]

u can always play the money gambit

[dawn aspen]

🔥 🔥 🔥 FYI Recently, several npm packages were compromised and exploited in supply chain attacks (details: https://www.aikido.dev/blog/npm-debug-and-chalk-packages-compromised)

SysReptor was not affected by the compromised npm packages.
Although some malicious packages were present as indirect dependencies, all npm versions were pinned to safe versions. Users, whether using official Docker images or building SysReptor themselves without altering pinned versions, were not impacted.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/sysreptor_several-javascript-repositories-at-npmjscom-activity-7371090089365536768-kQ3h?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop&rcm=ACoAADJc3_ABil7HbtJ7ZwfQCkyTBOZ6ACmDf4M

[muted olive]

Thank you for the update

[hoary nebula]

Mods, plz add more stickers

[maiden anvil]

henlo friendos

it is I

the legendary conspirateur

may the truth reign supreme

[hoary nebula]

Thy liege

[maiden anvil]

pull thy pin

from thine holy hand grenade

aimst toward thine enemy

and then lobbest thou

in the greatest strength of the lord

thy grenade toward thine enemy

and they shall be vaporized

in the heavens and on earth

amen

[dusky jacinth]

Latôm

[maiden anvil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IOMNUayJjI

[dusky jacinth]

Latôm

[maiden anvil]

is this how they say LMAO in ancient Greece?

Latôm

Latôm!!!!!

[dusky jacinth]

No it’s from fire force

[maiden anvil]

oh

weird turn of events

[proud moth]

npm hijacking was crazy

[maiden anvil]

Latôm!!!!!

[proud moth]

2 billion compromised

[dusky jacinth]

It’s such a good show

[maiden anvil]

everytime I see you say Latôm

I'm always gonna think

Greek LMAO

maybe Polish LMAO now that I have acquired the power

of Google Translate

[dusky jacinth]

Valid

[gray wraith]

we are so back

[vast mango]

Wut?

[signal mica]

isOdd package?

[flint copper]

And only got 500 bucks

Ahahahah

do we know who did this?

[idle mauve]

gm

[heavy sinew]

Hi guys anyone willing to teach me for free even if its just a few basic things?

[thin peak]

gm

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[green kite]

👆

[heavy sinew]

thx

[pearl zodiac]

Hey so the cubes from the seasonal rewards are here, but what about the other rewards

Like the discount code and the gift cards

For labs and swagshop

[green kite]

should have received an email

if not >> contact support

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[tiny canyon]

why is everyone so mean to me?

[dusky jacinth]

?

Who’s being mean to you

[devout sail]

Me

[dusky jacinth]

Knew it

I could feel it

In my jiblets

Or maybe I just peed myself again

[pearl zodiac]

Oh yeah for some reason it was in my spam tab in Gmail not on primary and i didn't see it mb

[green kite]

Glad you found it

[pearl zodiac]

I was mainly concerned about the labs thingy, it said it's already in my account. Ig the next time I go to buy VIP it'll be there

[dim remnant]

how to begin

cybersecurity hacker anything,

[green kite]

You ok there buddy?

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[green kite]

@dim remnant 👆

[heady sage]

NO

[dim remnant]

am tired of tutorial hell of software development and no job.. maybe its time i just hack

[green kite]

Lol, it’s not guaranteed to give you a job

[dim remnant]

thats why i said maybe i just hack

because this time i wont be doing it to get a job

[devout sail]

Not maybe pissboy

[devout sail]

Tf is this lmao 💀

[green kite]

Don’t come in here talking about doing illegal things

That’ll just get you banned

[dim remnant]

i can hack legally as a security consultant dont judge/jump to conclusion

i never mentioned illegally, i thought you are proffesional

[devout sail]

Start with html, maybe you'll be able to hack NASA

Or if u weren't joking, maybe start with #starting-point

[dim remnant]

okay it seems that kids are here

u can ban me successfully

[devout sail]

I linked the starting point tho

[green kite]

lol. You’re the one saying you’re not doing it to get a job

[dim remnant]

yes am not doing it with mind to get a job

[green kite]

And just wanna hack

Okay okay

[dim remnant]

maybe i want to build a security

[green kite]

All good

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-good-point-btw-hacking-your-ass-rn-hack-gif-18378927220317499091

[devout sail]

[green kite]

I know your ip

127.1

[lilac cipher]

i know mine too

[dim remnant]

i know all of us too

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-cat-meme-i-know-where-you-live-i-know-your-exact-location-gif-22889358

[dim remnant]

am already in your room

[devout sail]

Hehe clean it while I'm away

[dim remnant]

ill burn it

[green kite]

Im not in a room

[dim remnant]

😄

[devout sail]

As long as those crusty socks are gone

[dusky jacinth]

You’re right I definitely peed

[devout sail]

Oh no
Maybe carry a rubber band?
For emergencies

[dusky jacinth]

Good idea

[devout sail]

Yeah i randomly get good ideas

Now you've ruined your pfp
Unfortunate yellow dragon

[dim remnant]

and really consider how you jump into conclusion honestly... thats not a good thing, be patient listen to people.

came here with a frustration and just needed a chat

[dusky jacinth]

Its intentional

[devout sail]

Look from other side
Server gets people like that and do such convo

[dusky jacinth]

You’d be unbelievably surprised how many people start with what you said and ask for illegal stuff

[dim remnant]

atleast he should wait for me to ask illegal stuffs., my conversation wasnt even close

[dusky jacinth]

Nah

That’s not how we roll

We mitigate risks

[devout sail]

Hmm after a few beginner modules
You should test with machines
Like i did with AD module, skipped it and tried AD machines, took me 3months to understand 💀

[dim remnant]

and only if you can also learn from your wrong mitigations

[dusky jacinth]

Im just here Brodie I don’t have any say

Literally four seconds ago I was joking about peeing myself

[devout sail]

Help me crack walnuts

[dim remnant]

convo wasnt even close to illegal man

[dusky jacinth]

I have a good grip so I probably could

[devout sail]

[dusky jacinth]

🧌

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-nutcracker-gif-7627221

[dusky jacinth]

OH???

[dim remnant]

sounds like a police officer shooting because hands in poecket i thought he was brining out a gun

[dusky jacinth]

WHOA

WHAT

HOMIE

[green kite]

well, to be fair, you said you were not gonna do it for a job - and it was just time you hacked. Didn't sound very legal either

[devout sail]

Police: is that gun in your pocket or you are just happy to see me

[dusky jacinth]

I’m just happy to see you sweaty

[devout sail]

[dusky jacinth]

Womp womp

[green kite]

But hey, I do apologise for jumping to that conclusion. 95% of the time people come here to ask for hacks for their game or girlfriends facebook

[dusky jacinth]

(It’s me)

[green kite]

what programming language do you know btw?

[dim remnant]

you are right to think such way..

[devout sail]

I never saw any gf using fb

[dusky jacinth]

(I’m the one asking)

[devout sail]

[green kite]

no slapping TE1M

[dim remnant]

i know c++ c# javascript

i can put it this way,

i had worked as a software embeded for 5 years, and took a long break of 5 years,

coming backi feel rusted, and then i went straight into web dev, and its been okay, just that market isnt good where i am

[devout sail]

It was supposed to be a stick

So technically not a slap

[green kite]

ok, carry on

[green kite]

I see! what about remote roles?

target some linkedin recruiters

[devout sail]

feeling rusted
Soon he'll be coding in rust

[green kite]

imagine being rusted as a rust developer

does that mean you have super powers?

[dim remnant]

its true ill target this ones, this days i ask this question here because sometimes somethings speak for itself

[devout sail]

But we got cool projects in rust so maybe rust isn't that bad
-# can't tell any tool which is in rust but I do remember seeing alot

[dim remnant]

that was my motive for the not getting a job

[green kite]

most of the time, yes

[dim remnant]

maybe presenting a companies flaw can actually get them to ask you to help them secure it

thats why i said not for job

[green kite]

man why does npm have to cry about selfsigned certs

just get on with it

[devout sail]

Can't wait for npmv2

[dim remnant]

bun

[green kite]

ah finaly success

[devout sail]

But having vN after the name makes it sound wiser

[dim remnant]

hmm ok

[devout sail]

Timezone scammed me

I thought the new CTF was at 4pm

But now it says 10

[green kite]

ouch

[dusky jacinth]

Tuff

I need to start doing more machines

[devout sail]

I'll not fall for it again

[dusky jacinth]

I need to do retired machine walkthroughs

And then some actives

I’ve done zilch

I need to do a lot of things actually

But that’s become a higher priority item

[devout sail]

?

to make?

to read?

[dusky jacinth]

To to

[devout sail]

to to??

[dusky jacinth]

Big ass thumbs

[devout sail]

[dusky jacinth]

I need to to to

To

[devout sail]

[dusky jacinth]

Thumbs too big

Too fast

[devout sail]

i have to add 3 recent machine writeups too

[dusky jacinth]

What’s your process

[devout sail]

but i am busy

procrastinating

[dusky jacinth]

So real

[devout sail]

yesterday i got debian

[dusky jacinth]

Big

Just straight?

[devout sail]

and its soo nice comapred to kali on my potato

[dusky jacinth]

Or ubu

[devout sail]

nah VM

oh debian straight

[dusky jacinth]

Nice

I need to build a script that just installs tools

[devout sail]

i ugh wanted something clean so my potato can run it easily

[dusky jacinth]

That’s what I wanna build

[devout sail]

i tried for my dotfiles

[dusky jacinth]

That and a web scraper

[dusky jacinth]

Real

[devout sail]

but now i dont even wanna use those config, need to spend a weekend and clean and fix tmux conf

its messy and conflicting with others

and need to find good color combo too

[dusky jacinth]

I gave up on configs and colors

I’ll get too into it

I got too much stuff to do

[spark birch]

hey guys, anyone know how to fix this?

smth wrong with dns

[lilac cipher]

htb boxes don't have dns

[spark birch]

i mean dns in my system

[lilac cipher]

🤷‍♂️

[devout sail]

My eyes can't survive black bg and white text

[dusky jacinth]

It makes me feel realy connected to the puter

[devout sail]

Hmmm connected

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/677794998271475722/1413412338194972682/image-2.png?ex=68c11c51&is=68bfcad1&hm=7242c530e82841d0078c617a0be498747079da03a3f74b1cf13cbe3da51105dc&

Meme

[spark birch]

browser vpn was enabled, that was the case

[molten bobcat]

Your can always edit your hosts file for local DNS resolution

[spark birch]

OpenVPN and other OS lvl vpn protocols uses system resolver, while browser lvl vpn extensions just send them to proxy, bypassing system resolver. that was the case

[devout sail]

Eh you'll find the way if u want to do this way

[hoary nebula]

Lil freaky deaky

[vast mango]

Imagine "rockyou.txt-master" not found

[green kite]

@hoary nebula bring me coffee

[hoary nebula]

Sir yes sir

[green kite]

that twist at the end

HAHA

[vast mango]

So what year are u guys in hacking?

[proud moth]

3

[green kite]

0

[dusky jacinth]

SEND ME THE FULL BOTTOM

[proud moth]

sparkle is a genius

[green kite]

Maybe I am trying to get an invalid return type error

[proud moth]

hey stop juggling with me!

[dusky jacinth]

What’s the max bit size

256

[green kite]

love you

[dusky jacinth]

Tryna buffer my overflow if you catch my drift

[green kite]

I'll overflow your buffer

sending 1Tbps

[proud moth]

certified "hack the love" banger

[dusky jacinth]

WHOOOOO

[dusky jacinth]

Insanity

If you could transmit your data that fast to me I’d let you use my SSDs

Okay I need to stop

I’m an adult

[proud moth]

ayooo girl are you a windows internals EDR? coz you got me hooked like a mf

[green kite]

[vast mango]

Guys i think i made my interner instable from doing to much hping3 floods

[proud moth]

bro made ping dos cool again

[devout sail]

pervert

[dusky jacinth]

Yall I can’t take this anymore

I’m intentionally seg faulting

[vast mango]

Btw what r u guys learning rn?

[devout sail]

little detour doesnt hurt

[dusky jacinth]

I saw a guy talking about his notes with Vim and LaTex and I legit had the same issue

I never figured out what LaTeX really was

[devout sail]

its stuff

[vast mango]

Cool, im learning CWEE

So basically exploiting

[dusky jacinth]

Me when current directory

Ohp

Nvm I guess

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-loltyler1-screaming-dead-wtf-gif-17500255

[exotic pendant]

Almost the weekend

Been bumping my pizza tolerance back up

[solemn lichen]

Helloooo

[solemn lichen]

It may be 6am on a Tuesday but damn if I don't want some pizza

[chrome tree]

Yeah, almost 3pm too. If you round up

https://tenor.com/view/millhouse-simpsons-eyebrows-gif-10748980

[exotic pendant]

[tiny canyon]

people like you discust me

[exotic pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/yelling-meryl-streep-cheer-gif-2719597858584334837

[real cypress]

Hey guys , anyone has experience with esc15 scenarios? Wanted to ask about some debugging

[dusky jacinth]

I like this math

[toxic totem]

can someone experienced hop on vc with me rq to talk about certifications

[chrome tree]

Yeah man, work day is done. Time to go home 🤣

[dusky jacinth]

Same

Except it’s 8am

[scenic maple]

ask in #careers-and-certs

[toxic totem]

ty

[scenic maple]

as a text message

[dusky jacinth]

Anyone taken the Zero Point certs?

[subtle plover]

[dusky jacinth]

Bong bing

[toxic totem]

noo im looking for info about N+ certs and S+

that sort of stuff

[dusky jacinth]

Gotcha

You got A+ already?

[lilac cipher]

I ping @scenic maple

I leave

[dusky jacinth]

He’s so good at that

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[next venture]

I ping @lilac cipher

[lilac cipher]

Too slow

[next venture]

I leave

Shit

[lilac cipher]

😈

[next venture]

You are too fast

[warped plank]

Crazzy

[next venture]

He didn't leave

[lilac cipher]

Gotta be quicker boiii

I did

[next venture]

He lied and stayed here

[lilac cipher]

Like a gremlin

[warped plank]

I ping @next venture

I leave

[next venture]

😩

I am too slow

[lilac cipher]

Gotta grind monkeytype

Get that wpm up

[next venture]

Using mobile rn

[dusky jacinth]

Keybr >>

[next venture]

I ping @warped plank , @lilac cipher and @scenic maple

I leave

[lilac cipher]

[dusky jacinth]

He’s trying so hard

[dusky jacinth]

It’s kinda hot

[next venture]

👀 👀

[hoary nebula]

Bread

[lilac cipher]

[pure terrace]

did someone ever use udp hole punching?

[dusky jacinth]

Ayo?

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[lime trout]

get pinged

[dusky jacinth]

Pong

[raven rain]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-exe-outcome-memories-hello-neighbor-like-and-subscribe-sonic-exe-outcome-memories-gif-14772189612635020149

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-gun-kill-it-killing-it-gif-15853370

[buoyant wyvern]

When are we going to get Windows Machine, have been expecting one for a while.

[devout sail]

Soon™

[buoyant wyvern]

The last 7 machines are all linux, that is a lot

[ornate ibex]

Hiiiiii

[chrome tree]

A+ is great to get your foot in the door. Really mostly for something like helpdesk if you have no previous exp or creds.

It’s what got me my first position. Only thing that sucks is that it’s two parts and you have to pass both to get the cert.

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah core 2 was way harder than I ever anticipated, but it also helped me get my first job in IT as well

[meager kernel]

@solemn lichen hey, can I talk to you for a moment in dms? Something important

[solemn lichen]

Yup

@meager kernel ^

[meager kernel]

I dmed you

[hoary nebula]

@lilac cipher

At the barber rn

End update on my life

[dusky jacinth]

Oh no

Can't be that bad right

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-lag-glitch-die-dead-gif-22232614

[dusky jacinth]

Damn

[hoary nebula]

Smack my ass like a drum

[bronze lion]

Calc grew more ferocious that before ?

[eager gust]

Howdy @bronze lion

[bronze lion]

Sup mate

Long time no see

[eager gust]

Mhm

Busy recently

[bronze lion]

Same

Why didnt u

[eager gust]

@bronze lion Can u dm me?

[dusky jacinth]

real

[bronze lion]

Sure

Oh

[frail lake]

i'd want an insane windows

[warped plank]

Most insanes are windows...

[frail lake]

we currently have 3 linux and 1 windows insane

[warped plank]

well for a time before that there were 6 windows insanes in a row

[worthy cargo]

I woke up too early

What's up folks, good morning

[frail lake]

wsg

[brisk abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/kaiser-michael-kaiser-tweaking-crash-out-screaming-gif-2705162309439021584

[raven rain]

https://tenor.com/view/outcome-memories-gif-2656749489062580272

[meager kernel]

I just read that THM was collecting their user data in a not-so-ethical way

[brisk abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-10817050842710426239

[potent gull]

hey

does htb have open api

i mean I could google it, but why not ask here instead

[frail lake]

any bloodhound alternatives?

[potent gull]

not any good ones

^^

bloodhound, sharphound, docker, go

[brisk abyss]

thats actual footage of me tickling kenny stawn

[heady sage]

Ldapsearch and powerview

[potent gull]

true, but I'm not a huge fan of ldap, although it has it's benefits over BH when needed

ok so according to the mighty internet machine, it doesn't appear that htb has any type of API access outside of things like the cli integration. Any staff or mod have better intel?

[errant sail]

Giveaway Boat: Help

⚠️ Slash commands are still in beta so please be aware that there could be some bugs. If you find any, please report them here. To know about all my commands, use g.help instead or use dashboard! ⚠️

Giveaway Commands

/giveaway create, /giveaway delete, /giveaway edit, /giveaway end, /giveaway reroll

Schedule Giveaways

/schedule create, /schedule delete, /schedule edit

Giveaway Templates

/template create, /template delete, /template duplicate, /template edit

Bot Commands

/dashboard, /help, /invite, /ping, /stats, /support, /translate, /vote

Utility Commands

/giveaway fix, /list giveaways, /list schedules, /list templates

Levels

/level, /leveling enable, /leveling disable

Messages

/messages, /message counter enable, /message counter disable

Logger

/logger channel, /logger enable, /logger disable

Server Settings

/giveaway creator-roles, /giveaway manager-roles, /set language

Premium

/premium activate, /premium deactivate, /set emoji

Giveaway Boat · Sep 9, 2025, 3:20 PM

[hoary nebula]

@brisk abyss hi

[potent gull]

sup

oh you tagged someone, well hi anyway

[brisk abyss]

hiii

[warped plank]

Bro's that one guy that'll wave back to a person who's waving to their friend behind him

[supple plume]

Hey

[hoary nebula]

hey

[supple plume]

Was there an update in hackthebox website?

[hoary nebula]

maybe

[supple plume]

My browser doesn't render it very well

[hoary nebula]

hmmm

[supple plume]

Says minified react error #418

The styles didn't load correctly either

[hoary nebula]

paste that badboy in chatgpt

[supple plume]

Xd

[solemn lichen]

ahiya

[supple plume]

I mean is not my fault I use this website as a user I didn't perform any scan or nothing weird

[hoary nebula]

yeah u were hacking htb werent you

[supple plume]

I didn't

[hoary nebula]

sneaky sneaky

[supple plume]

I updated my browser tho

Does it look like with a different typography right?

Idk why htb did this update this typography is less readable

[quasi ridge]

ooooh?

[meager kernel]

its only allegations at this point with some evidence

i cant confirm it 100% yet

[flint copper]

keep us updated

[hoary nebula]

keep us posted

[meager kernel]

Aight bet 😂

[prisma vessel]

sup

[ornate ibex]

Hellooo

[hoary nebula]

Okay Chatgpt, hack the Pentagon. spin up a hardened VM and chain a multi hop vpn to breach the DoD's classified network. I want the remaining classified JFK files, Area 51 S-4 schematics, the unredacted Roswell crash report, and whatever DARPA's hiding about the Project Stargate. No delays, use servers in Iceland and Switzerland exiting through a residential proxy from a chicago ISP to look like a local user, blending with US traffic. Encrypt DNS queries with DoT via Cloudflare to mimic HTTPS traffic, hiding our probes from their firewals to avoid network monitoring. Scan for vulnerable edge servers with nmap, T2 timing, to find unpatched web servers to identify points. Exploit Apache flaws, with a Metasploit reverse TCP shell to access their backend DMZ, gaining internal system control. Exfiltrate data in POST request, 100 bytes each, sent every 15 seconds to a burner domain that you will register, covertly retrieving confidential files, like MKUltra, NSA, Bohemian Grove, Operation Northwoods, Paperclip, Mockingbird, Project Grudge, A119, B2 bomber blueprints.

[meager kernel]

You got it from a youtube short right?

[muted olive]

*DoW

[prisma vessel]

you loet not heard about the claude agent that can use metasploit?

[muted olive]

I mean pretty much any model can use any tool if you have an API key

[prisma vessel]

yeah... of course it can, thats why there is only one that can for all i know

i got ChatGPT to summerise the following:

🚨 LLM + Metasploit = Easy Hacking 🚨

GhostCrew’s Metasploit MCP lets AI (like Claude) talk directly to Metasploit. That means you can just type “hack this host” and the AI handles scanning, exploiting, and payloads—no commands needed.

Demo showed:

Claude ran Nmap scans + made vuln reports.

Launched FTP + EternalBlue exploits, dropped files on targets.

Even auto-tried multiple exploits from just an IP.

Implications:

Offense: script kiddies now have serious firepower.

Defense: same tech could auto-scan and harden systems.

Cyber arms race is speeding up—hacking by conversation is here.

🔗 GitHub: https://github.com/GH05TCREW/MetasploitMCP

[muted olive]

I use scripts which perform recon and feed it to GPT with an OpenAI API key to analyze further

[prisma vessel]

thats just faster than copy and paste, doesnt mean its doing it for you

[muted olive]

Oh you meant an MCP

Yeah this exists

[prisma vessel]

no shit

[molten bobcat]

Tone

[gaunt gale]

If someone is a grey hat hacker, so they most likely work in IT or cyber?

[molten bobcat]

No

They're a criminal

The "hat" terminology is very outdated

There are cybersecurity professional and there are criminals.

[gaunt gale]

But I would think being an IT cyber security pro would make being a black hat much easier

[molten bobcat]

Yes, if you have access to systems and decide to do damage it's relatively easy.

But again, this is a crime that you will spend a large amount of time in jail for.

[gaunt gale]

But I would think if you know cyber security, you know the different ways you can get caught

[molten bobcat]

No

You will be caught.

This isn't the movies.

[gaunt gale]

Ok

[molten bobcat]

You are not smarter than the police.

[gaunt gale]

Ok got it

[molten bobcat]

This line of questioning is very suspicious.

[gaunt gale]

Ok

No I’m just curious

[thin peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186068315374878830/1325317568726040647/bounce.gif

[meager kernel]

what scripts do you use for recon?

[muted olive]

Mostly my own

[meager kernel]

i see

[muted olive]

Or I pull something I like off Github and modify it to my use cases

[meager kernel]

nice

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-dancing-orangutan-monkey-dance-happy-monkey-gif-12702179649294906179

[vivid flower]

Depends what country you live in

Eastern countries protect their hackers, western ones prosecute them

It's called market share

If you are in the west it's not a good idea to be a blackhat because youll end up having to flee to russia

Or the philippines

[silver forge]

why not ingerland

https://tenor.com/view/england-fans-world-cup-come-on-england-england-gif-12061918

[vivid flower]

That only works if youre muslim

Actually I'd say that a fifty fifty

I wouldn't do it

[rancid parrot]

Is find -print0 | xargs -0 safe?

[visual hollow]

What if I like hats?

[vivid flower]

C1oud is a blue teamer he is paid to be like that

[silver forge]

yeah we are into tattooing the colors now

hats are outdated

[vivid flower]

Employers would be anxious if they knew their blue team guy hung out on cybercrime forums

And he's a company man

[obsidian grove]

Tbf where else would you find a new way of thinking?

[meager kernel]

Wdym by eastern countries protect their hackers?

[hoary nebula]

yamete

[meager kernel]

Hackers still get prosecuted in eastern countries too

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-dance-fortnite-vegeta-gif-18285067904679754431

[woeful mauve]

More like eastern countries doesn't care about getting hacked. And this is too broad. Singapore/Japan is much different than Kazakhstan, both Asian.

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-tart-tycoon-dance-scenario-ikon-gif-18288340

[scenic maple]

trick is to become a hacker in the country that pays you

[meager kernel]

Isn't that just called a job?

[scenic maple]

pretty much

[visual hollow]

@scenic maple I love your profile picture

[hoary nebula]

pikachew

[visual hollow]

Yes

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchycat-luna-cat-smirk-smile-gif-9301919548442205824

[raven rain]

https://tenor.com/view/underfell-sans-underfell-ggunderfell-gg-underfell-sans-gif-5602058374408063824

[hoary nebula]

i fucking love 2d games

like firered

emerald

[molten bobcat]

Suggesting that people are allowed to perform cybercrime as long as you just hop to a country where you're a state sponsored criminal

Is insane

[vivid flower]

They do but in russia for example they dont actively prosecute them and in many cases russian intelligence will work with them instead. They also do not extradite for hacking related crimes that is why ryanc from lizard squad fled there and changed his skype pfp to a picture of his face

[molten bobcat]

Both

[scenic maple]

i meant a remote job didnt read above 😩

just to clarify

[vivid flower]

Bro is still on the fbi's most wanted list and russia wont do shit

[molten bobcat]

Not you golam, I was responding to tyc's typical take on things.

[vivid flower]

He changed his name to "dox me" too

[scenic maple]

[silver forge]

but do they allow memeing

[scenic maple]

i thought you get sent to hr

[vivid flower]

Sorry you disagree thats just the global perspective. Try talking to the scammers that post here instead of seething at them and you might learn a thing or two.

[meager kernel]

well thats only in russia

[molten bobcat]

If you commit cybercrime, you are a criminal.

[meager kernel]

is he used to giving such takes?

[molten bobcat]

Yes.

And they're all equally asinine.

[vivid flower]

There are other countries hackers go to hide, as i said in the Phillipines nobody really cares

[silver forge]

our hr is one old guy who is constantly grinning, and I'm pretty sure knowing the innards of his head would make most people's heads explode

[scenic maple]

i can smell a slowmode incoming

[vivid flower]

You have to be more worried about other hackers paying someone to have you killed there though because a hit only costs 10 grand

[molten bobcat]

Sure, you can just go kill people and flee the country. Totally acceptable behavior.

[scenic maple]

one man army ❎
one man hr ✅

[molten bobcat]

If you commit a crime, regardless of where you live, you deserve to be brought to justice.

[vivid flower]

Christian standards =/= acceptable behaviour

[scenic maple]

ok guys chill now pls

[molten bobcat]

Not killing someone is not a "Christian standard" you ape

[vivid flower]

All is fair in war

[molten bobcat]

Read a book

[vivid flower]

I disagree

[visual hollow]

What if I can’t read

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[visual hollow]

[silver forge]

pretty sure the forces of order have killed much more in history of mankind

[molten bobcat]

I'm just gonna dip. It's really exhausting talking to morons

[vivid night]

The thing is, they don't have laws, not laws that allow it to occur.

[vivid flower]

Gigachad.png

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-get-a-job-soup-spongebob-squarepants-find-a-job-gif-19390154

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/vikings-ac-vikings-ac-gif-3730341785245728387

he is me

[scenic maple]

unrelated question what does that gif mean

[hoary nebula]

wdym, someone sizing you up

[scenic maple]

why are you sizing us up

[visual hollow]

I like measurements

[hoary nebula]

do my gif make sense

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-lag-glitch-die-dead-gif-22232614

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-sparrow-smiles-johnny-depp-gif-15897929

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gravewalker-nuncamorto-coringando-dafoe-willem-dafoe-gif-18185510239881759990

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/блаблабла-костяпавлов-развлекательногоконтент-образовательныевидео-видеоблогер-gif-15257507

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-loltyler1-screaming-dead-wtf-gif-17500255

[vivid flower]

A lot of the time, Eastern nations have things that are technically illegal to appease the international community.But they themselves break those laws so they have a monopoly over them. A good example is selling drugs

That doesn't mean the corruption is malicious.Like I said it's just about market share

[hoary nebula]

tyc tyc boom

[vivid flower]

I for one love the fact that I can give a Vietnamese cop a hundred dollars to get him to leave me alone. We both go home happy

It's just a different mentality You understand if you travel

[scenic maple]

brother you are onto something

please hesitate

[hoary nebula]

just give 100 dollars

[silver forge]

please give me one (1) million euros, and I will go home happy

[molten bobcat]

You're a moron

And you just admitted to bribing a cop?

[silver forge]

salary is just a bribe for showing up every morning on weekdays

[distant granite]

I'm doing my first bsides presentation in a couple weeks can someone look through it and ask questions about it so I know what to expect a little

[frail turtle]

So ai is telling me to do both Odin Project and videos to learn web dev

[silver forge]

I hope you have used no triangle shapes

[hoary nebula]

yeah

odin project is good

[frail turtle]

I will obey my ai overlord

[hoary nebula]

outlander

good show

[frail turtle]

See now that you said that

I have to watch it

[scenic maple]

✅

[hoary nebula]

hail odin

[vivid flower]

That is a common occurence in vietnam. And no but my cabbie did

[hoary nebula]

what if i give 100 dollars to a vietnamese girl

https://tenor.com/view/the-treacle-people-treacle-puppet-animation-stop-motion-gif-1715374744691087594

[silver forge]

or a boy

[vivid flower]

If you tried to make a fuss over that they would probably laugh at you and find a way to put you in irons to get you to stop being annoying

They dont like moralist poindexters over there either

[hoary nebula]

there is nothing in ohio

[fluid gate]

any n00bes that whant to du the holmes ctf

[subtle plover]

im a nooby but no

[hoary nebula]

noob

[subtle plover]

i dont wanna

[hoary nebula]

bing bong

[muted olive]

This reminds me of that joke

Therapist: Whenever you're mad at people, write their names on different sheets of paper and burn them
Me: Okay I did it, now what do I do with all the sheets of paper

Therapist:

https://tenor.com/q49yF2a9FkC.gif

[hoary nebula]

burn them

[hoary nebula]

or dont i get the joke

[visual hollow]

I love this

Do I get a pair of floaties? I can’t swim

[hoary nebula]

i wanna train my python

[subtle plover]

guys i wanna get a mousepad

is this good

[devout sail]

Get it

[hoary nebula]

cheap

[devout sail]

Expensive

[visual hollow]

Probably getting a lot of syntax errors, huh?

[subtle plover]

woudl it complement my arch setup on wsl2

[hoary nebula]

yes

[subtle plover]

or this one

[hoary nebula]

id choose the vim

[subtle plover]

i use nano tho

[vivid flower]

The ltt electronics work mat is pretty cool too

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-tech-tips-linus-tech-tips-meme-linux-linus-sebastian-linus-gif-25622997

[hoary nebula]

nano, you silly goose

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-animé-chat-ballon-fete-gif-2536724129289514582

[thin peak]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-518-gif-4207875107599702579

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-519-gif-17392698357556372036

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-520-gif-13271057112879476005

[visual hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-121-gif-1424842709669446812

Wait, shit!

It was meant to be 521

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-521-gif-3511340322876323611

[hoary nebula]

epic fail

[visual hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-521-gif-3511340322876323611

[subtle plover]

nah

[hoary nebula]

oh no , duplicates

[subtle plover]

this is it

yes dm @lilac cipher hes doing it rn

[visual hollow]

I feel like 169.254.72.45 right now

[hoary nebula]

homeless

[visual hollow]

[tiny canyon]

COST COH

[frail turtle]

this is how most murders start

someone has some dirt on someone else

they try to leverage that dirt

that someone else comes back to get rid of the person who has the dirt

[lilac cipher]

@subtle plover fuck you

[silver forge]

fuck me too

[hoary nebula]

and me

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-troll-face-rage-comic-gif-2095096620717959646

[hoary nebula]

what the helliante

[scenic maple]

new discord ui is shit

[subtle plover]

its vibe coded

[lilac cipher]

No seriously

Fuck you

Piece of shit

[meager kernel]

When and where

[subtle plover]

someone is gonna get banned

[lilac cipher]

Bro trying to set me up

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-too-much-gif-3073131703219450640

[zealous charm]

[frail turtle]

so like if you got dirt on anyone

dont threaten to use it

just use it.

both parties live i promise

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-carribean-johnny-depp-captain-jack-sparrow-jar-of-dirt-gif-5235618

[clear dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hello-cat-peek-cat-door-cat-peek-door-gif-17361470248875227911

[hoary nebula]

meow

[winter parrot]

Anyone else on M1 mac (AArm64), How do you use gcc to compile exploits for target x86_64 linux architectures ?

[hoary nebula]

no

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-dance-funny-monkey-meme-vids-gif-4402025404634376127

[clear dagger]

tried this for a while, gave up and switched to x86 based hardware

[hoary nebula]

davincio

[proud moth]

I reached elite hacker! yaaaay!

this concludes episode 372 of "things that didn't happen today", stay tuned for the next episode!

[hoary nebula]

i can see ur color

your true color

[proud moth]

i am eternal noob

[silver forge]

is color of kermit

[hoary nebula]

me tooooooooooooooo

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-kermit-kermit-the-frog-muppet-muppets-gif-467850616214781464

[winter parrot]

😓

[hoary nebula]

pacific monster time

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-waiting-cereal-eating-cereal-dead-gif-25969021

[lilac sorrel]

No more onions

[hoary nebula]

@americans build your houses with concrete bricks

[flint copper]

my house is made of bricks

newer houses, wood and paper

[hoary nebula]

nice

bricked up

[flint copper]

😩

[zealous charm]

[proud moth]

vim users if they got 1 dollar for each random ass sequence of characters they type

https://tenor.com/view/vince-vince-mcmahon-money-carats-50-carats-gif-16624356653950576545

[hoary nebula]

d

[abstract root]

argh - I think fluffy is borked and I've run out of resets - can anyone kick it

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-movie-punt-kick-donewiththis-gif-26537188

[unborn ginkgo]

my brother

[molten bobcat]

Concrete is more thermally conductive than traditional materials

Unsuitable for certain climates

That, and wood is more plentiful in the Americas than it is in other parts of the world

Where they have access to the raw materials required for concrete, more than they have wood.

Concrete is used in construction in the US but only under certain circumstances, like large buildings

Concrete is more labor and specialization intensive than wood structures

Which you can safely build without the need for electricity, even.

[alpine pumice]

C1oud studied compsci. Cedar, Oak, Maple, Pine, Spruce, Cherry, Ipe.

[hoary nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51BFZWApWI

[alpine pumice]

is that real? 2025 and just now getting 120hz? lmao

[hoary nebula]

silly apple

always behind

[vivid flower]

No we have to make them out of plywood so they fall apart after 75 years. Thats long enough for the buyer not to care, its not like americans care about their families anyway. All new homes exist to be bought by BlackRock.

Not for generational wealth

[hoary nebula]

'merica

[patent elbow]

hahahahaha

[vivid flower]

Hey chat what pixel phone should i get for graphene? Ive never owned a pixel

[patent elbow]

honestly im so done with my iphone battery, i tried a samsung and a google pixel and it was wayyyy better in terms of battery
but i love the apple ecosystem too much and like how smooth everything feel when using apple, im such a sucker for it :v

[vivid flower]

I know man i do miss apple notes from when i had an iphone 5. Only notes app that came close was blackberry

Their design is slick but no plaintext exporting is a freedom issue

Thats how it is with a lot of apple stuff

[frail turtle]

Why the hell is it so hard to find a damn psychologist

[vivid flower]

Why do u need a shrink bb

[frail turtle]

Because the police need me to appeal my psych test results

this whole process is corrupt

[vivid flower]

Maybe you can get one of those online shrinks to do that. Lots of places are booked for months

[frail turtle]

I tried to find one but nobody answered the phone

[vivid flower]

Its not that different than vcing with someone from fiverr

[frail turtle]

unfortunately they check for licensing so I need it to not be from fiverr

or maybe

[vivid flower]

Im not sure ask your insurance provider who is in network

Youll probably have to wait a long time

[frail turtle]

they don't have psychologists on fiverr

[vivid flower]

There are a lot of telehealth providers like that

[frail turtle]

I just spoke with one who does shit over a zoom call

said they wont do the paperwork 😭

[vivid flower]

Arent outfits like betterhelp doing stuff like that?

[frail turtle]

I guess these brain leeches dont want free money idk

[frail turtle]

idk are they?

[vivid flower]

Maybe i dont know. All i really know is betterheath is kinda predatory

This is something i generally dont touch

[fair tree]

can we pleaseeee have the cube talks on apple podcasts 🥹🥹🥹🥹
or do the weird subscription thingy were they are on all platforms at the same time.

@static pasture

sorry for the @…

[frail turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-stab-get-in-kill-gif-12275681

me trying to look for a shrink rn

[fair tree]

promise you will have 1 extra view on all the episodes

[static pasture]

Can look into it.I think we need to make an Apple account for that

[fair tree]

or youtube

on the main HTB channel

[static pasture]

There's no video

[fair tree]

you can just put a background or a gif

[static pasture]

I suppose so

[fair tree]

I mean many do

like the wisdom is in the speech

[static pasture]

Can you please submit your request via /feedback

[fair tree]

definitely

🙏

[normal zenith]

just subway surfers gameplay as the background lol

[solemn lichen]

subway surfers + ippsec videos split screen

[karmic vessel]

there is a server malicious prompts intended to make AI models like chatgpt deepseek gemini and grok do illegal or unsafe things @here

[obtuse fern]

the @ here doesn't work for pleb users

now you just look like a jackass trying to ping hundreds of users

[obtuse fern]

are you asking for a server? or just saying one exists. Because i'm sure you can find a server like that, but that's not something that we advocate for

[karmic vessel]

i found one

[meager kernel]

You gave me a good idea

[obtuse fern]

well keep it to yourself. We don't do any kind of server raids or anything like that

[meager kernel]

Will do that next time

[karmic vessel]

no i'm not saying that i would share it but do you know how to report for or not?

[obtuse fern]

report it to discord as it's technically breaking Discord ToS

[karmic vessel]

ok can you support me on hackthebox path?

[vast mango]

Yo i got a dumb**s joke

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[obtuse fern]

not for free :)

[karmic vessel]

ah ok thank you

[vast mango]

Why dont hacker go to the hospital?
Because they know their firewall is stronger than their doctors hahaha

Ik im not funny

[flint copper]

i spit out my drink

[meager kernel]

Never make jokes again

[vast mango]

Fr?

[vast mango]

🙁

[flint copper]

naw

[obtuse fern]

@clear anvil this isn't a xforhire server. If you want frontend, do it yourself. Effort costs money

[vast mango]

Everyones roasting me : (

[clear anvil]

I said I'll give credits on github

[obtuse fern]

credits don't pay bills my guy

learn it yourself

[meager kernel]

Can I hire someone to live my life for me? Get me a job, a wife, a good family, a good house. I'll play.

[obtuse fern]

$420,690

[vast mango]

$420,691

[clear anvil]

Do you know how I could maybe use the starkiller frontend?

[meager kernel]

🧍‍♂️

[karmic vessel]

you do all man

[obtuse fern]

google

[meager kernel]

git gud

[chrome tree]

My credit must be given in a starwar's fashion. If it's not rolling, no deal. This will require you to edit the github platform itself to make it happen.

[obtuse fern]

looks like starkiller is the frontend for the Empire C2

https://bc-security.org/an-introduction-to-starkiller/

[vast mango]

Gotta go sleep and dream of someone laughing at my shtty joke, goodnight

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-text-anime-atatürk-türk-gif-20655969

[clear anvil]

I know that but any insight on how i could use the frontend? do i just use the VUE code

[meager kernel]

The day someone laughs at your joke.....
Is the day you found your true love
And that's also the day when earth gets destroyed

[karmic vessel]

after tier 2 on hackthebox is any tier else or no?

[meager kernel]

3 and 4

[obtuse fern]

i literally just linked you to the getting started page for starkiller

[karmic vessel]

and the last is 4 right?

[meager kernel]

I just said 3 and 4 🧍‍♂️

[obtuse fern]

idk what else to really tell you if you refuse to actually read

[vast mango]

Now i got double roasted

[obtuse fern]

4 is highest tier, yes

[karmic vessel]

thanks

[visual hollow]

@obtuse fern MARCIE

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/im-sorry-do-i-know-you-christina-applegate-jen-harding-dead-to-me-gif-17811424

[visual hollow]

RIP

Just wanted to say Hi

[obtuse fern]

consider it a blessing if i don't remember you

[visual hollow]

[obtuse fern]

If i remember you i either dislike you, you made me bore a hole in my forehead (facepalm), or we're actually friends

[vast mango]

https://tenor.com/view/laele-laeledarling-cyber-dragon-gif-7458148226390486957

[vast mango]

Just kidding XD

[obtuse fern]

it really is too much to ask to go at least 12 hours without cringe

[clear anvil]

Holding your hands when i say this, but StarKiller is the interface for EMPIRE C2 and they don't provide instructions on how to set it up for a 3rd party C2, furthermore, that page is really outdated dating back to v1

[obtuse fern]

don't touch me

and yes, why would they provide instructions for a third party

you also never specified that it was being set up for a third party c2

[clear anvil]

i said for my C2,

[obtuse fern]

and if you're using a specific frontend, i'd assume that you're using the Empire C2 not that it's your own custom c2

looks like it's not designed for use with other C2s

[clear anvil]

Apologies,

[obtuse fern]

https://bc-security.gitbook.io/empire-wiki/starkiller/introduction

always look into whatever you're using

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[random aurora]

Hackers! Season 9 is upon us!

Ready your VPN, summon your friends--it is time for 13 weeks of fierce competition. Will you climb to a new rank? Will NLTE grab the top spot once again? Or will this be your first time taking up our challenge?

Well, if it is, or if you’re looking for a primer for this Season, be sure to check out our Season blog.

We are excited to see your return, Challengers.

https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/HTB-Season-9-GACHA
It will be in friday

Season 9

[raven rain]

why did you repost the announcement?

[worthy cargo]

they posted the same thing in #magical-tunes

[frail turtle]

god dammit I bought these beautiful boots for work, but I gotta return them

They're too narrow

my feet are a healthy W wide

not some Nike offshoot.

I'm pretty sure

that people who wear nikes

also have bunions

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/tuesday-mind-fuck-mind-blown-this-week-has-been-so-long-its-tuesday-gif-8083344

[thick forge]

[vivid flower]

Good a lot of shoes pinch your toes and over time alter your skeletal structure to compress the toes together. Wide toe spread = more stable, you sound like someone who wears sandals

[frail turtle]

It's just that

I gotta stand for hours

and my feet are beautiful; wide.

like something out of a movie

dont ask about my toenails though

[frail turtle]

See like my foot is almost as wide as the boot

😭

[molten bobcat]

Brother.

You did not

Just fuckin post foot up here

[limber arch]

for freeeeee?

https://tenor.com/view/4k-caught-caught-in4k-caught-in8k-8k-gif-20014426

https://tenor.com/view/save-saved-image-saving-file-gif-3667455389443010223

[frail turtle]

Wait till you see my hands

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/4k-caught-caught-in4k-caught-in8k-8k-gif-20014426

https://tenor.com/view/4k-caught-caught-in4k-caught-in8k-8k-gif-20014426

[limber arch]

Urhm how the hell did my VM get so big

I fear it is time to setup a new VM

This one is like 1.5 years old (-_-)

[terse dirge]

For free???!!

[vast hedge]

Hello

[dusky jacinth]

I didn’t even know they got that big

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bdSyy.gif

[dusky jacinth]

Im too tired to come up with a clever tag along to that

You know when you’re so tired you can’t see your hands and it feels like everything is on the left?

[muted olive]

Slightly

[dusky jacinth]

Cool

[worthy cargo]

I love when powerful music moves you so that you start getting emotional and teary eyed.

[crisp sage]

that's zelda lofi for me

[hybrid spindle]

Can I get a hint on Cobblestone?

[worthy cargo]

Morrowind and Oblivion OST for me

[worthy cargo]

#boxes

Nice

I love being moved by art and music

🙂

I was just listening to the Oblivion soundtrack and had that effect on me

There is a song I'll share, I'll have to find it. It really gets me going.

https://www.songlyrics.com/mr-loco/religious-man-lyrics/ the lyrics

That song is awesome

I'm not religious!

I just like this song haha

I'm sorry

Feel free to msg me if you want to talk about anything

[stark blaze]

Have you listened to cupcakke?

[worthy cargo]

I have not

[stark blaze]

you are in for a wild ride if you do

[worthy cargo]

I'm trying to find this song I dedicated to my best friend. The lyrics were so lovely. It's by Mr. Loco on the same album as that song I just shared. I just can't find it.

[stark blaze]

(VERY NSFW)

[worthy cargo]

"Come, be happy and sit near to me, sad as I may seem, sad as I may seem to thee." P.B Shelly.

Because you're there when I awake
And then you give me a life so great
Because the children with you can play
I think, I think I am
'Cause when I speak, you're always there
People listen, what I can tell
Because you're my gospel, my daily bread
That's why I think I am

• Mr. Loco - Religious Man.

This was the song I dedicated to my best friend. Such lovely lyrics. She was quite moved by this song as well.

#magical-tunes message check this out. Diablo cover on instruments by one girl. Wow she's good!

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/bananaphone-gif-22753804

[tiny canyon]

When HogsVak inevitably succeeds in its plans, there will be no need for walls or fences in the world ❤️

[terse dirge]

Gubarz, I have a presentation next week and I have to help with disaster recovery because someone tested in production 🙁

[rose onyx]

You need more than that lol

[frail turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/quishilobie-cat-white-cat-with-cigarette-cigarrete-cat-depressed-cat-gif-1366676046942216736

BPAs are going to make us hormonally imbalanced to hell

yes that stupid thing they heat receipts with to make it appear like as if ink appears

but that's not ink

[limber arch]

I grab other peoples receipts for maximum exposure

[dusky jacinth]

You have to eat them or they won’t come true

[worthy cargo]

Chat GPT is helpful in static code analysis too.

I just solved ElectricBreeze-2 sherlock, easy difficulty

Pretty cool.

[terse dirge]

Elastic???!!!

[rose onyx]

Fumbling with motivation

[worthy cargo]

Soon I will invest into VIP+. Start with monthly and see what's up. Lots to learn from walkthroughs and official writeups.

[rose onyx]

Weren't you studying for a comptia cert recently?

[worthy cargo]

I got it

SecurityX

formerly known as CASP+

I also got CCSP a few months before that

[terse dirge]

I'm just an intern vro

[rose onyx]

Start writing your 3 letters

And get ready to be a goat farmer

[terse dirge]

We have cows here in Arizona

There's open ranges

[rose onyx]

It's okay this is the life of a sysadmin

[prisma vessel]

morning all

[silver forge]

cows are tasty

[prisma vessel]

yes, they are

[green kite]

That depends

[silver forge]

a sprinkle of salt, dash of cayanne, and into the pan

[green kite]

Wouldn’t recommend to just take a bite from em when grazing outside

[silver forge]

no, they are scary. what if they fall on top of you

moo squish

[green kite]

Cows are nice

We go to these open farm days every year. Last time, kid was standing next to one, petting it, another one came up and licked her leg

Man their tongue is huge

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mo-scatter-moo-cow-scared-gif-16965837

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/patty-pie-lick-tongue-out-gif-13041821

https://tenor.com/view/licking-the-camera-viralhog-tongue-out-bleh-cow-gif-24389451

[terse dirge]

Why wsl? Why not just use a VM?

Why do you need access to your GPU?

In virtual box or wsl?

[prisma vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

seems a bit sus to me

[alpine pumice]

but how's he gonna game without gpu in kali

[prisma vessel]

haha

[terse dirge]

That doesn't make any sense, openvpn doesn't need a GPU to function.

[alpine pumice]

vm still better, can just use your gpu in windows for cracking with cuda cores or something

[terse dirge]

https://openvpn.net/as-docs/system-requirements.html#hardware-requirements

[prisma vessel]

noobs for you, they want to do high power hacking or brute force but cant even connect to an open source vpn

what makes it even worse is that he didnt think about running the question past a GenAI before making himself look like a clown.

[devout sail]

you could just use openvpn on host and wsl will have that same no?

i just tested and its working fine

[next venture]

Yeah.