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I'm failing at life btw
all stats are low
My money up tho
💔
Why don't you get a job
cause u pulling all nighters nub
no shi I did that too
can't even be sad nowadays
The world is so tiring no time left to be sad and miss pointless things
Are you over 18
yes
depends, even w work time management is crucial
if u feel like u aint getting no space for yourself
it sounds like u should change jobs
Yeah too bad I'm unemployed
You told me you had to go 😭
I DID
Or you didnt want to talk to me
i did say it to spaith too dw
Breaking kids hearts on discord is a new one
i didnt say sleep tho i promis
ikr
Nah its okay bro im a random on discord ofc you wont care abt me 💀
new hobby
Nun serious bruv
ILL REPLY
js later
too many dms
smh
Bro its not serious xd
My lobster is too buttery type of situation
I only really write to my day 1's even if i dont have time
not my fault yall decided to dm me at once smh

i got js one pair of hands
If i dont have time i wouldnt be here xd
Son
You’ll never catch me DMing a girl on discord
exactly
my dms is just one dude spamming hi lol and I send him memes
The only girl I DM is @harsh hatch
wsp w him
He’s with Tung now
mr 2.5k elo
He angered the allies sweats they slimed him
He’s with Martin now
Hahahah
wraith and getting slimed huh
yes
mustve hurt his ego
The discord opps got him

I’m jealous
Aw you poor thing
yes
I could’ve gotten him banned long time ago but he’s not a threat to me and I don’t report people
Son
didn't know yuri lovers play standoff
dont
I hope it’s me
I need a vacation
It's @torn sorrel
that we do
Trust me
what he say
guys show your fav gif no balls
..
Smh
son
Youngins
🐱
meow:3
Oh yeah
This one
These ametaurs think just saying :3 makes them a cat
You ever go in public and meow ?
If you did you can use it
:3
hes all uWu
@knotty canyon rip
@knotty canyon Reply rn and I’ll buy you a tanto knife
@knotty canyon Reply rn and I’ll buy you a toothbrush
😭 🤣
Maaan these people don’t want free knives
Blud got muted and gone to listen awaaz kam
brochacho go to sleep
Worse fate than getting muted tbh who the hell is that
Boi i tried sending it in pics and it deletedc
check dms if u wanna
Was it a gif or what
Yes i said gif
@sudden robin reply rn and I'll buy you a new phone
I AINT got 5 minutes
I think i cant send gifs right there 🗣️🔥
Ohhh you mean the Japan one
No its not what u think
its the one where he's dressed like a minion
In a way
Wait 2 more mins
That means low voice for some reason
Obsoletely
Bro tum bhi Pakistan se ho?
Is any one know what encode is for hud in standoff 2 i change phone and i always need to replace buttons beacuse it isn't in good plaves ai can help but ai need to know what encode is it is any one know pls help
Fr rare to find someon from pak on so2,
Zabardast kahan se wase?
Dera Ghazi Khan 
Another mythical pull

WOW
Refrain from talking in other language btw
Because the mods will mute you
Damn right under his nose
Obsolete cinema
roshidere best anime btw
So you just can talk in inglishhhh here?
I haven't watched it or dk what it is
💔 ok
He gets muted a lot here so you better believe him
😭 ahnn thank noted
Dms?
Jhut hai sab
Are you baking a cake

😭😭😭😭😭
Lying is a sin
So you also know urdu?
No I use Google Translate
Btw were r u from
@queen sequoia
I’m from Israel
Just see
Nice pfp btw
That’s ai slop
👍🏻
Please invite me to rveal
yeah ask @torn sorrel
He's the owner
I know
I agree
Just waiting on a gem to drop
How is mine? Does it portrait how annoying I am
I'm In Love
@wet ridge You’re gonna pmo
Inadequacy
obsolete
Tf i do
Allat for that
All right reserved for obsolete™
I’m disappointed I’m blocking you rn
blud showing emotions on text
🐙
Guys is playing with 3 fingers good?
Yo guys, you have server for scrims?
Maybe
U sure?
Same
yes
Cap
are you really having a struggle 😭
how come so?!
Would gladly show u
WAIT
i now understand what u meannnn
😭😭😭😭
boyyy
So slow😭
Nope
It’s difficult to play when im sleepy at this particular time
i just wokeee uppp😭
Keep the obsolescence
Xd
yeah. truee and its all about teammates
teamwork
Ive been carrying all games
And ive been solo queuing
Mid teammates
i did extremely poorly my last 2-3 matches
inadequate
then just dont play ranked untill youve slept well..?

Women u was sleeping mid games
Well at day time my ping is pathetic
Is this relevant
but other matches im usually carrying 10+ kills every match 20 sometimes
i js dont play ranked, im waiting for the new thing they teased that will supposedly block a lot of cheats
Ill meet you when im legend 
we did play in my worst time😭 right after work right after making something to eat i felt so sleepy and i was tired yet i chose to instead play🤦🏽♀️
I guess
they might be doing the thing where enemies arent client side when they havent been loaded by render
Das bc u crazy
that will prevent wh
You might have to sit down for this one
I guess

that's a lot
maybe
so all my recent matches are against normal people
Half of active Hong Kong region players btw
(rn my cheater to normal person ratio is 1:1)
normal?
whats wrong
cheaters arent normal people
i dare say they should be ip banned
so the normal users can also be falsely banned
im talking about cheaters
IP ban
if there was a perfect system that bans every cheater, it should be an ip ban
Yeah my bad I sleep at the job
if they play ranked
thats something what a cheater would say
ip ban compared to normal one, for people that dont know, bans all conections from a specific ip
They let him keep the cheats so he can keep up with the legit players
so no amount of smurfs can save you
I can change my ip faster than you can blink
Should i get the gloves jadestone
you should get a job
No vpn just disconnect and reconnect
(to buy more skins ofc)
Pursuing education for a future 6 figure paying job is also considered employment
So i’d say I don’t need one at this moment
W
I want to beg
i have physics test tmrw and i should sleep tbh
But I'd feel bad
how much gold you got
In my exams a few days prior i used to wake till 3 am to study
0.23
what about inv value
2466
I'm looking to buy a knife skin, can someone advise me on how to use it?
I have one ak worth 350 gold and I sold it to gamble
give some to @abstract finch
Not even a purple
Nah tx
Not interesting enough
Hru guys
i dont get gambling
the most ive spent on a container was like 4 gold
Can i pull razorwire gloves like when I opened white camo gloves prior
(yes ive opened winter gift box but it was technicaly free)
wdym solo
why would you open it in the first place
To profit alot
statistically you loose
If we think, almost every skin in this game is from gambling - majority is gambling for sure
The razorwire gloves are 900 gold more expensive then the glove case
Especially some stattracks
I could win
well yea but i like getting the full value of skins for my gold
No
so i use market to get skins
after or before tax
Before
then you dont profit
Same
Thats still 720 gold
how much is the case and gloves
And im not considering tax for selling the gloves case
Case is 1100 while razorwire is 2300
Also can get jadestone which cost 2k
That’s true, but you are buying someone’s gamble
Actually this is kinda wrong that in kids games we have gambling
roblox
the essence of roblox is gambling
you did not miss out on anything
never install it
Okay
alr gtg gn bye

Gamble kids
Everything is gambling
Ranked Silver 4 ?
What sliver 4?
I don't deserve this crap lol
Just play more I guess
When you win+ topfrag for me i get +78 mmr
I'm a former player (5 years ago). I played my placement games and reached Silver 😑
If i lose i only lose like 28
Same
🤷🏻♂️
hello handsome’s
yeah, even our own existence
in matters of seconds it can end by any chance
you ain’t getting proper english out of me
I just did
thats the prank
Sleep my bae
It's just 12 am
me if i lock in
that isnt funny
if it was like 98% then ye that would be funny
67
rezeeee 🥹❤️🩹
U can't
should i keep the ak phantom disruptor or buy aquamarine revenge
Old chatters gone 💔
real
guy in german chat says royal skyline doesnt exist
🥀✌️
🥀
Sad🥀
Vass
son
And how yk I got banned
Eh?
I got banned from this acc and ig it was a temporary ban
Nopeeee
Im already asleep
btw we are twins i am bronze too
😊✌🏻❤️
He got you banned lil bro
Sorry I don’t speak English
Vassss
I wish that someyome gonna give me some free gold
Gn every1
😴 gn
My Sugar daddy is zentix
How old are u
Gold first
I can give 10🥲
Nah main why?
No nothing
Place skin in 34.54
Ok
Done
Sugar daddy tysm
Now tell me your age
Hes not vz fs
Still ty
Nah it was noting bruh
Age??
In ur dms
Wtf💀
lmao
U đıdy
Worth it
No worries lemon am still under 18 😂
Lemon?
Dw me like to speak to unc
Vass
what is bro sayin
Lemon shark
He’s delulu don’t mind him
Sadly yes
Read*
🐙
Shark
Lemon
Shark
Lemon
Shark
Lemon
U online?
Wanna play standoff2 like a defuse 1 vs 1
Nah bro
I dont play so2 anymorw
But I will comeback
Why not?
Bcz of some reasonss
Like
Tell me
My phone has touch issues
Grass
It happened to me 2 months ago and I discovered grass 2 months ago tooo
Xd
wat color is it
oh cuz i always see it on HK servers when i clutch or someone clutches on my team
ty for the translation
No problem
I wanna see your actual portfolio instead of spittin bs in the middle of the night 
Is this rule 1 🥹
Mods sleeping, I'm out. Adios 


🥹
What combo cani do for 4k goldtoi
Man I'm so freaking hungry rn 🦛
Starting to crave a lot of food lately
@tough meadow is that a sign of pregnancy 🦛
Iae seus lixo
Hello lads
ax
🥀
why u still ranger

cause i was figuring myself out
now i will ascend to gold 4 😎😎
We don't have same taste.
You should find your own combo
lmao
Uh so the game supports run and gun i believe, Right ?
hello
Nice pfp

thank you very much
Gm guys
hello
I just downloaded standoff again, and this message appeared
"ERROR
Our security system has detected that this game is being run in a virtual space. This is prohibited by the game's rules, as virtual spaces are often used for violations."
Can anyone explain this and help me out?

Pls bro, I just want to play standoff again

I joined this discord because I need help


🫂
redownload it from app store or google play
Done, and it didn't work

does your phone use game space?
I don't think so, but i have "Game" apps
what phone you using?
Oppo
model?
then idk
just try removing it from game space or game mode if you have it, if it doesn't work, sorry. I tried
How much elo difference can play together?
🐱
and this is a big lie you got too
👍
get a new phone


maybe tonight
Does anybody know why it's almost impossible to get into a ranked lobby without it immediately ending after warm up
cause they dodge or from your team
Well is there a way I can actually play ranked
no
change region or play later
I've tried
It doesn't work and plus I'm on auto region
gh
What?
Hi
Hmm
Hi lol
gm
ragebait them
Hlo
lo

Earlier inwas gold 2 now i am gold 4
But then also
After my name showing gold 2 in discord
How do i change
It
K what if i reach pheonix
then u can
Will it change toh
Noobs
noob
I need help
gotta change yourseld
pink noob
thats lowk a compliment
Yeah say me how i change it myself
Man can u help
I'm bronze
Then ur noob
Yes
Yep
At least I'm not gold 2
Im gold 4
; 😹
got any sleep last night or kept thinking abt the laws
nub
Ooooo
Oh i remembered that my friend whos supposed to be with me has a broken phone
So hes gonna fix it there
Yeah
I fell asleep at like 12pm
Go buy him a new you're an electrician
Not a electrician
An electrical engineer 🤓☝️
Just say you're broke
Yeah i guess i am
I spent 700€ on my phone
Probably that

why didnt u
The nearest one was too far
Just be a kid of a rich person like me easy life
Like 60km
Btw guys any of you know something abiut secret codes? 🙂
ill make sure to not mess up my spawnpoint nxt time thanks
Gng i can become a mason and be rich
But its a lot of work
I got good rng
eh its doable, but its ahh
What is a mason
Stone
?
Wait
😵💫
Just
You work with stones and make stone walls i guess
Steal money
Nah
post the guide
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive
ill learn from the best
doesnt that require another school in that field
Well not really
If someone sees youre good at it they'll pay you without school
Yeah
Ion want to really
how come
Idk i already know the ppl at my school
And i dont wanna have it awkward for 1 month straight trying to find friends
fair enough
Plus the finals success rate is like 90%
thats doable if u aint a nub
And if i study hard for the finals i will pass
on the other hand its lowk better to transfer now instead of doing cermats again
or u got someone to teach ya after school
Eh i'll live

You dont need a degree to be a mason
Řemeslo, no degree needed
Basically blue collar
gotcha
Technically you knly need degree for like surgeon and stuff
pretty sure u need loads of school for surgeon lmao but okay
I gtg in 15 minutes
nws
Yeah thats what i said lol
Oh
idk what are u even saying
tíf
Týf
Just trying to eliminate possible candidates that would be more successful than me
@cloud bane say sth here and ill teach u how to be a mason
Yeah I gotta scroll Instagram
what a life
right right
u should teach those curses abt how to be a millionaire without being one
Is there any helper alive
naw they all gone in the grave
not my shift but what do you want
I wanna report someone for scamming
in-game or in discord?
In game
then you have to do it through the help site: https://help.standoff2.com/en/
aaaaand it got declined
🥀
Whats up
Hi guys 🤗
50/50

how do you get scammed in-game
Just like how I berated my juniour for not knowing basic formula in matrix code 🦛
mods help, he didn't take the meds again
Is player to player trading possible these days or no
Bro I love this game but is soo hard also
I am playing this Soo much but I can't get a higher level
When I'm close to ranking up, I get matched with people who have less than one brain cell

Play like you are always 1v5
A friend gave me this advice I became a legend instantly
Irrelevancy

Geen
nap
Nab
gangodrilla.
Hahahaha

Rip chat
Inadequacies
.
@sonic fractal are you a tsundere
are you a tsundere?
I am not!



👋
I had this sound issue with my earphones i got this fix to it 😍😍😍😍
Turning vc on and off in-game
😍
hellooow
🐙
🐢
hello

do you play standoff 2
how is your gameplay
me too I am also not that pro
where you from
ok
Good morning chat
Bkl 
Yo guys any new secret code
How old are you
(√225) + ∫[0→π] sin(x) dx - (Σ_{n=1}^∞ 1/2ⁿ) - log₂(2) years old
I like chicken 
Thats 15
me when i just type random things
Bruh cant believe it
you're too smart
hello
Bro wrote it in codes but still hides the real age
Wait
You are indian not pakistan
Nah
You found out the answer
There is literally no other house where i live in a 200 metre radius
How did you found out though
Nah just tell me where i lived at
Nah you are kidding
Wtf
I'm coming
How is this possible
I do not recall anyone
Who are you
Heck nah
🥀
This is not possible
Doxxing 101
Who knows by Daniel Caesar
I know little caesar
Fatty
Hlo
@south veldt
Yo
Got it
I'm 6'3 btw
Sideways
im 1'1btw

Sideways
go sleep
no upways
Upways
Shriveled up
Yoo wtf are doing here?
light mode user.
deserved
🥀

they
Go photos
Ohayo
What is rs 💔
sorry I'm uneducated
indian currency
random
fr ???
I am NOT 26
smh
Ýe you are
I let them think it's bullying
Hi
Me and you
Didn't they ban y'all yet
您好
No, that's what it says in your bio. I think you're 13 at most
Wtf bro, wrong chat
Because
Hey everyone! I'm from China. Is there anyone really good at Standoff 2 who can carry me? I'm kinda bad at this game.
me
Dm
China china china
ye s
Region u play in?
Wow, there are also Nepali players here!
you are NOT chinese
Bro looks like clone
Lies
I play on the Hong Kong server.
Beijing to india big nerf
How to say boosted legend in Chinese
🈹🈲🈵㊙️㊗️
My English isn't very good, so I reply a little slowly.
Bro js typing shit
How is it to admit you didn't follow TOS by creating the account too early?
@knotty canyon excuses
when i was in china clan learning kungfu
tbh who didnt
they taught me
Xybau
surees
@knotty canyon gang😭😭😭😭😭
same way you stalked my ig?
Are you the next dragon warrior
He pathetic lmao
The successor of Kung Fu panda
That's cool! You were even in a Chinese clan.
😭😭😭😭
Try leaking my location right here right now just like you did with vz
inshallah
Guys,
If you could commit one crime which after committing cannot be done ever again by anyone in history, then what would it be.
Mimic the general of gazis
He's scared 💔
For funs and giggles
Im sure it was funs and giggles when you doxxed vz right?
You did it for others, why not for more ppl
Why are we admitting we dox aint ts digital footprint rookies
Usage of nuclear bombs
“we” yea he the only one in ts
It's an alt, he most likely doesn't care
And launch them in the ocean to make gozilla irl🧐
@river spear any rats dis days?
My evil plan got exposed




