💬│english-chat

[sudden robin]

its just it doesnt feel like 20

[agile jacinth]

can we have some proof of all these claims

[sudden robin]

in UR it gives 50-80ms

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[abstract finch]

numbers are a lie

i count the miliseconds with my mind to determine the correct delay amount

[sudden robin]

i just got my Conqueror Title, and UR Supreme Title from last season @umbral basalt

[paper socket]

it is 20, they use AWS and Microsoft azure

[agile jacinth]

dodging the question

[sudden robin]

yeah but sometimes when i play it just keeps teleporting at 20ms

[agile jacinth]

xd

[devout bobcat]

AWS

[sudden robin]

.

@agile jacinth

[agile jacinth]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[paper socket]

that's when my ping usually goes from 20 to 999

[abstract finch]

oh oh

[sudden robin]

in ultimate royale it gives real ping data

[abstract finch]

he said the word

[noble dagger]

[agile jacinth]

that just tells me you’re full of bs!!

[sudden robin]

pushing 20 btw

[paper socket]

i know twin, I'm not that bad at PUBG

[sudden robin]

im t3 in pubg btw not to brag

[devout bobcat]

[paper socket]

what's that

[sudden robin]

higher rank in sc/tour

[abstract turtle]

He is a goat at every game btw

[sudden robin]

short version

[paper socket]

I don't know what you're talking about, but not to brag, I'm Ace Dominator 9 with 65 matches played

[sudden robin]

and entering those scrims or events cost alot of money

[sudden robin]

i hit conqueror last season

[paper socket]

i never do cause i get bored around Ace Dom 7

and straight up uninstall

[sudden robin]

ace dom is after 10

btw

[paper socket]

gangy doesn't know

[sudden robin]

ace 1-5, ace master 6-10

ace dominator 11 - top 500

conqueror top 500 - top 1

[paper socket]

man's really clueless

[sudden robin]

3/10 ragebait

[paper socket]

don't worry tho, i don't mind

I'm currently master on Apex Mobile, try to top that

[abstract turtle]

I cannot imagine losing in comp while carrying with 19 kills and 9 deaths

And i did

Because of my team

[sudden robin]

try gold lobbies on new accs

[abstract turtle]

It was my main

I was trying to get legend

On 30 fps

[sudden robin]

u are trying to hard

[abstract turtle]

Im cooked

I cant get legend now

Its over ggs

[paper socket]

it's never over

[sudden robin]

give me acc

i can boost to bronze

[abstract turtle]

🥀

[abstract finch]

ooo pro

wraith smurfing in silver lobbies

[sudden robin]

i lowk get 30-35 kills avg

in silver lobbies

[abstract finch]

i know

im stalking you

[sudden robin]

i already know that

[abstract finch]

lets marry already

[sudden robin]

nah im good

ur 40 years old im 17

[abstract finch]

lethal end will get jealous

[sudden robin]

but what if he gets mad

too

[abstract finch]

he cant do anything

i will protect you

[sudden robin]

u sure

he is jewish

[abstract finch]

i could handle a few nukes

np

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[sudden robin]

i want a 10 carrot diamond ring

[zealous junco]

larping is a crime

[abstract finch]

ill get you 20

just ask

[sudden robin]

u ask me

[devout bobcat]

Wth is larping 🥀

[sudden robin]

larp

[devout bobcat]

I'm almost millennial to get this

[sudden robin]

"almost"

[abstract turtle]

#📸│photos message

[abstract finch]

unc

[zealous junco]

and i am almost bate to not get this

[sudden robin]

did u change ur mind

[abstract finch]

you said no

[sudden robin]

i said maybe

since lethal end could be trouble

[devout bobcat]

I should get the broccoli haircut

[sudden robin]

i have a wolf cut

[zealous junco]

larp

[devout bobcat]

Currently sitting with default haircut

[sudden robin]

side part

[devout bobcat]

The side already grew back

[sudden robin]

what is popodak

[devout bobcat]

Might try Jesus haircut as well

[sudden robin]

that one aged

[devout bobcat]

[sudden robin]

@abstract finch let me join rveal

pls

my childhood dream

[devout bobcat]

My childhood dream was working for Axlebolt
Reality: became a driver coach instead

[abstract turtle]

I never knew you could dream of something as pathetic as this

[sudden robin]

u did for a bit

[abstract turtle]

[abstract finch]

how the hell am i getting 45 frames in osu

[sudden robin]

i already reached my dreams like a miami penthouse

[devout bobcat]

I wasn't satisfied

[sudden robin]

i just need rveal

[abstract turtle]

Clown upon the reputation

[devout bobcat]

That was basically janitor but on the internet

[sudden robin]

lol

u got good gold i think

[devout bobcat]

Nah, I wanted actual cash

[abstract turtle]

Obsolete outcome

[sudden robin]

dont helpers get paid in gold

[devout bobcat]

Something that can realistically buy me irl stuff

[sudden robin]

just become owner of axlebolt

simple

wth is that name

[zealous junco]

i thought there got paid in water

[devout bobcat]

This nitro aint gonna get paid by itself 🦛

[devout bobcat]

1.5l per week

[sudden robin]

change name

[zealous junco]

just get a oil prance

[sudden robin]

sell ur digital car collection or sum

larp

i can offer 5500 gold for awm

"true adam"

until 7x7=49 walks in

u dont know the bp meme probably

@abstract turtle u wanted moonstone right?

forget it gng

[abstract turtle]

I already bought it for 700 gold overpay

[tired forge]

Black pill

[abstract galleon]

I can offer 5500.01 G

[devout bobcat]

I bid 5500.02g

[sullen jay]

@abstract turtle

[abstract galleon]

I give up

[sullen jay]

Bro u on

[abstract turtle]

Yeah

Im ready

[sullen jay]

Join the lobby

[zealous junco]

@verbal brook congratulations you win a one way ticket to north korea

[devout bobcat]

Make sure to vandalise something in the process for longer stay

[gloomy granite]

#🎥│so2-videos

[devout bobcat]

Did bloke put #fyp on a non shorts video 🥀🥀

[verbal brook]

I dont like north korea

[zealous junco]

well i dont like this seevee but i am here anyway

[verbal brook]

U are here cuz u choose this but i dont want to choose north korea it has to choose me

[dawn cobalt]

Hi Guy first being hear

[sudden robin]

@zealous junco delete image

[zealous junco]

no

[abstract finch]

Ahhahaha

[sudden robin]

@abstract finch

can i join rveal

[abstract finch]

Go comp

[sudden robin]

now?

[abstract finch]

Yes

Need carry

Me

[sudden robin]

can i join rveal

if i do

[abstract finch]

Nah

[sudden robin]

why

i will join on a friends acc

[blissful laurel]

[sudden robin]

give ur id again

@abstract finch champion in allies?

[humble chasm]

Hey....uhhh....Me noob so me need a teammate to carry me in allies. Me cant pay in cash cuz me broke. Me will give u jam cuz me ingame name is jam

[sudden robin]

pushing 20 probably

[abstract finch]

Pushing 35 btw

[tired forge]

Give me 300g

[humble chasm]

If i had them....I would have used them by now

[tired forge]

Feelings deleted

[humble chasm]

Me bwoke

[abstract finch]

Truly

[sudden robin]

when marry

[abstract finch]

Doesn't matter how right you are

If there are sides taken you aren't gaining anything

[sudden robin]

@abstract finch let me join rveal pls

[abstract turtle]

The match was terrible

I lost

🥀

[abstract finch]

Must've sucked

[abstract turtle]

I cant do anything about it

Im frozen in one place while my team is massacred

[sudden robin]

why do u ignore me

[wraith topaz]

How much mmr are U in allies?

[sudden robin]

2500

[wraith topaz]

Probably won't play anymore

[sudden robin]

i do

@abstract finch

[wraith topaz]

U got any smurfs? I'm trying to get back on my main long story about it but need someone to play w to get back to form

[sudden robin]

i dont smurf

[wraith topaz]

True same point here

[abstract finch]

Lie btw

Has 3 smurfs

On bronze but not a problem since he's on silver main

[sudden robin]

let me join rveal

its not a joke

pls

@abstract finch

[haughty pecan]

Can anyone provide me Golds?

I want to buy golds

[sudden robin]

get a job

[keen vortex]

😁

[haughty pecan]

First you get a job.. 2550 MMR (Unemployed)

[abstract turtle]

💀

[haughty pecan]

And you are 24/7 online here

Get a job bro..

[abstract finch]

You are not coming back to that

Wraith gg

Delete account

[sudden robin]

400h legend btw

[abstract turtle]

Insane roast

[sudden robin]

some do it at 800

[abstract turtle]

By using alts

[haughty pecan]

I have lower hrs than you , still legend rank

[haughty pecan]

Hahahaha

[sudden robin]

tuff

[haughty pecan]

I am employed, I don't have enough time to Talk

[sudden robin]

i make 4k a month, lock in bubba

[abstract turtle]

Chat is this fr?

[haughty pecan]

I am doing 2.40lakh course for a month..

[sudden robin]

i technically own a barbershop

[abstract turtle]

Give me a fade bro

[haughty pecan]

Cut my Hair I will give you 20 Golds

[umbral basalt]

What’s so funny bro

[fierce verge]

Prbly the get a Job 😂

[solid trail]

oh hell nah

[left anvil]

Too many russian cheaters in this game

[sudden robin]

too many russian cheaters in every game*

[fierce verge]

Also true

[left anvil]

if by every game u mean FPS then yes

[rich dome]

russians lack the skill they are few outliers

thats why they have the name of that guy everywhere

[left anvil]

played 3 ranked games of 2v2 , 2 games cheaters headshotting with AWP in every round

[sudden robin]

what if we cheat against the cheaters

[onyx thorn]

hi

[umbral basalt]

@harsh hatch stop cheating bro

[shell merlin]

sup guys

[umbral basalt]

Man I don’t care about legend rank

I just wanna join rveal clan

[shell merlin]

it's easy now

and I have elite

but back then if u had an elite player in the enemy team u were dead

[left anvil]

true , my first 10 games of 2v2 i ended elite , back in the days it wasnt so easy

[shell merlin]

ik

[umbral basalt]

Was it because there were only pc players in the high tiers?

[shell merlin]

not really

[abstract turtle]

Overrated overall

[shell merlin]

even if u won u wouldn't get as much mmr as now it was based or ur stats on that game

[sudden robin]

me too

lethal is just jealous

but i will let him go first since he is jewish

[umbral basalt]

@abstract finch pls I need this

[sudden robin]

i cant handle nukes

[umbral basalt]

I was gonna say something bad thank god I have good self control

[sudden robin]

every thing is wrong with french ppl

server

country

attitude

[shell merlin]

not really

[umbral basalt]

All my French friends are not in France anymore

[zealous junco]

not really

[shell merlin]

it's a very nice conuntry and im not even from there

[sudden robin]

how did he fall for 2/10 ragebait

[umbral basalt]

Schrodingers ragebait

[sudden robin]

@abstract finch would you want lethalend56 in ur clan or me

be honest

[umbral basalt]

You’re so good at English where did you learn it?

[abstract finch]

@sudden robin

Stop bullying people by how old they are

[zealous junco]

made in korea is good

[umbral basalt]

Which one

[sudden robin]

ok i wont if u let me join rveal

[umbral basalt]

North or south

[zealous junco]

idk i never got that far in

[blissful laurel]

👋

[umbral basalt]

There is no mistake

You speak perfect English bro

[blissful laurel]

Hi brothar

[umbral basalt]

I was just kidding obviously

Hahahah good

@abstract finch I’ll change my ways if you let me join

[blissful laurel]

I’m stuck only to

[umbral basalt]

[blissful laurel]

[umbral basalt]

What about

[zealous junco]

pushing 25

[blissful laurel]

To

[zealous junco]

btw

[blissful laurel]

👍

Where is m1a….

?

That why I choose this username

[zealous junco]

he changed account

[still minnow]

initial d reference

[blissful laurel]

[zealous junco]

daje vu

[blissful laurel]

Sleep for school

Study TOCH grass

[mystic sundial]

[umbral basalt]

😢

[still minnow]

iketani should have been me 😭

[blissful laurel]

I’m not useful JUST BAD SKILL ISSUES:D

Don’t about game now I’m play for fun

:)

👍

[still minnow]

bradar ok you’re iOS 120fps 🥀

[blissful laurel]

Yea

[still minnow]

which one you have?

[blissful laurel]

But my skill GONE for good

[blissful laurel]

Can fly

I’m poor

Ehm I’m listening to music rn then sleep :)

All

[sudden robin]

@abstract finch it is faceit eu top 1 btw

[abstract finch]

I know

[sudden robin]

but he is also boosted

bro got 5k gold for free

[abstract finch]

I played vs him lost 10-13

[sudden robin]

he usually takes a few players with himself

and gets boosted

[abstract finch]

He was with see and some other high level players

Always with someone

[sudden robin]

thats what im sayin

he is boosted

lost to me f2f everytime

[abstract finch]

We should play sometime

Get that lethalend guy too

[umbral basalt]

Are you guys allowed to ragebait in tournaments or nah

[sudden robin]

only if i can join rveal

[sudden robin]

probably

depends

[abstract finch]

You can

They love it

[sudden robin]

i get some death threats often but no problem

[abstract finch]

Just say it back np

[final citrus]

[sudden robin]

thats why i say it first

[abstract finch]

nice

[sudden robin]

drinking chia seeds rn

cuz its "healthy"

0nly

[umbral basalt]

Performative

[sudden robin]

hello man

good you man?

[abstract finch]

Fath

[sudden robin]

we just tried allies and ur champion

[umbral basalt]

Drinking chia seeds to me is like drinking a bunch of little frogs who haven’t grown much

[sudden robin]

wr cant play like that

[umbral basalt]

Forgot what they’re called

[noble dagger]

[sudden robin]

quail eggs or sum

i saw some a few days ago

[abstract finch]

That's why you stay in school and don't sweat standoff

You forget stuff

[sudden robin]

pubg*

[abstract finch]

Oh yeah

[umbral basalt]

I don’t think I have 200 hours in this game

[abstract finch]

Get off pubg son

[umbral basalt]

Just got off 5 mins ago

I’ll be back in 30 mins

[sudden robin]

why arent you adding me

511593640

my id

[abstract finch]

Scared

[umbral basalt]

I have my own squad

[abstract finch]

Lies

[blissful laurel]

👋

[sudden robin]

i mean as room tdm 1v1

i want to see if i still got skills or washed

[umbral basalt]

You’re prob washed

[sudden robin]

idk

add me

lets test

[abstract finch]

@umbral basalt can I get in your squad

I am plat

[sudden robin]

ur a bad person

[abstract finch]

don't think so

[umbral basalt]

They’ll probably bully you cuz you don’t open mic

[abstract finch]

I have a great record

[umbral basalt]

Pure hatred and racism in these guys

[sudden robin]

u probably are speaking from experience

[abstract finch]

Yes

[sudden robin]

they are jewish right?

[umbral basalt]

Not all

[sudden robin]

let me play a few livik rounds

[abstract finch]

Your squad name is probably the big yahu

[sudden robin]

with them

[abstract turtle]

@sudden robin trying to play duel
(On a 4x win streak btw)

[sudden robin]

if i tried duel it would be 5x lose streak against gold

[abstract turtle]

Legend awaits me like 2 other previous seasons

It’s taking 30 minutes to find a single duel in Singapore

[sudden robin]

squad names arent a thing buddy

[final citrus]

nab

[abstract finch]

That's what they call themselves

[umbral basalt]

That’s not you LOL

[sudden robin]

wdym

is it wrong id

i have a few copied in clipboard

[umbral basalt]

Holy larp

[sudden robin]

wait imma check rq

[umbral basalt]

Bro just copies other people’s IDs

[sudden robin]

broski

[umbral basalt]

Broquitto

[shell merlin]

done bro

[sudden robin]

52130700769

[still minnow]

what

[sudden robin]

this should be it

@lethalend56

[agile jacinth]

he blocked you

[sudden robin]

who asked

[agile jacinth]

and why are the servers so bad

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[agile jacinth]

i got disconnected 2 rounds

because of that i lost

[devout bobcat]

Nab internet

[agile jacinth]

im on 5G

[devout bobcat]

Say internet in the most thicc russian way

[abstract turtle]

Obsolete

[umbral basalt]

Mid mid mid

[agile jacinth]

how’d u know

[sudden robin]

add me

[umbral basalt]

5 kd in 2026 is bunsss

[agile jacinth]

which server i was on

[umbral basalt]

Hell no

[sudden robin]

i dont play anymore

i just rush 2 matches and quit

[umbral basalt]

That’s a funny name btw

Is it your real name?

[sudden robin]

wdym

[umbral basalt]

I dun wanna dox you

[sudden robin]

it is my real name

or maybe not

[umbral basalt]

That’s a really bad ultimate I guess you just went for the m4

[sudden robin]

nah

[umbral basalt]

I hope you didn’t redeem it

[sudden robin]

i wanted legend

but

Sweaty matches

last zone 50 players alive

everyone camping

20 minute match for just +4 and next match -12

[umbral basalt]

Just don’t die early duh

[sudden robin]

nah its not that

[umbral basalt]

I spent all my matches watching the boys or some other series

[sudden robin]

The Zone was biggest problem

and campers

[sudden robin]

Yeah but imagine the zone lands in military

ur in like zharki

[umbral basalt]

You get a submarine

[sudden robin]

are we playing the same game

son

[umbral basalt]

That’s why you’re not legend

Half of my matches I played solo

[sudden robin]

when i first did conqueror

i watched dexter

the whole time

and hit europe top 13

by just camping

[umbral basalt]

Why would you get s29 conq instead of focusing on legend

Get your priorities straight

[sudden robin]

İ did conq in first week

and after that week

ultimate royale wasnt even available yet

so i thought about doing conq and legend same season

[umbral basalt]

That’s some unemployed activities right there

[sudden robin]

yessir

i played for 16h once

on s29

i got 4h sleep

i dreamed about shooting a enemy in my dream

[umbral basalt]

I’m not racing anyone it’s really easy to get legend

[sudden robin]

i did solo

[umbral basalt]

I probably got less than 5 matches with minus last season

[sudden robin]

everyone plays with squad or duo in ur

[umbral basalt]

Because of stupid mistakes

The meta is 3 players

[sudden robin]

its not hard if you think about it in classic

[umbral basalt]

It gives you easier matches

[sudden robin]

yeah with language bug

[sudden robin]

Only if you do language bug

and it doesnt happen every match

[umbral basalt]

@abstract finch can I join rveal pls

I know you’re watching

😢

[sudden robin]

@abstract finch can I join rveal pls

I know you're watching

😢

[abstract turtle]

Took one 999 ping spike to ruin my winstreak completely

[sudden robin]

lie

[abstract turtle]

I may aswell consider quitting entirely if this keeps up

[sudden robin]

can i get 1k gold

[abstract turtle]

No

[sudden robin]

hmm

sadness starts to appear in my eyes

[abstract turtle]

What emotion is bro tryna convey

[umbral basalt]

Freakiness

👅

[abstract turtle]

Well that’s obsolete

[sudden robin]

gets confused on how he guessed the truth??

[umbral basalt]

Well that’s obsolete

[sudden robin]

@abstract turtle why did u make me join the server

of butter

[abstract turtle]

So that you may have a chance to potentially win a gw

[sudden robin]

they just spam gifs

[abstract turtle]

Put on ignore

[sudden robin]

well i dont take free stuff

[abstract turtle]

Whatever floats your boat

[sudden robin]

water

[abstract turtle]

It’s essential for life

[sudden robin]

do you remember a guy named leo or something

his name was "Bless" ingame

[abstract turtle]

I guess

[sudden robin]

he was in this server

[abstract turtle]

Never saw him ingame

[viral pumice]

U WANT GO DM

someone want gold go dm

[sudden robin]

and found him

[alpine bluff]

@toxic socket i have quite a big request

If you are here

I lowk need some help with something

[river spear]

E-begging?

[alpine bluff]

Sssshhhhh

[river spear]

🐀

[sudden robin]

@alpine bluff is that billie eilish on ur pfp

[alpine bluff]

Yes

It is

[vast mango]

holy can someone run allies w me

comp is so shq

[novel epoch]

Handsome

[novel epoch]

Whats ur rank?

[vast mango]

unranked

elite last szn

[novel epoch]

Win some matches so we can play

[vast mango]

i won my first so

lets see

[novel epoch]

Do atleast 7 more

[vast mango]

ok

whats ur rank

@novel epoch

[sudden robin]

he is champion

[blissful laurel]

Air

It can fly

:)

[signal grove]

why cant i sell my crates

[river spear]

🐀

[final citrus]

[river spear]

No no car

🐀

[signal grove]

bp and leveling up

those the crates i have

ive been getting them from bp and leveling up

[viscid swan]

[signal grove]

and starter pass

okay

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[signal grove]

so what crates i can sell

okay

[left anvil]

where do i report a cheater?

[cerulean marsh]

do u have it on video?

[signal grove]

and how i get those crates

[left anvil]

I have it on printscreen him admitting to use cheats on chat and 45 wins 1 loss 10KD XD

[cerulean marsh]

eeh that could do

come dms

[final citrus]

[devout bobcat]

DM @silk moth for guidance

[signal grove]

ys i am

[viscid swan]

[viscid swan]

Here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[past laurel]

Suh mai dih

[signal grove]

oky

is there any codes

[cerulean marsh]

those two inches?

[past laurel]

Emo

[sudden robin]

thats over exagerating

[cerulean marsh]

you? uff

ikr

[inner plinth]

Il kawaî

Is*

[cerulean marsh]

who

[abstract finch]

[cerulean marsh]

elite

not nice

[abstract finch]

Truly

[cerulean marsh]

its driving me nuts

[inner plinth]

Im phoenix...

[abstract finch]

Be grateful

[cerulean marsh]

time to go back to roblox

[inner plinth]

Why?

[sudden robin]

[cerulean marsh]

oh im always

[inner plinth]

Nice

[abstract finch]

I dropped to champion omg

[inner plinth]

Thx bro

[sudden robin]

wsup

[abstract finch]

Because

[sudden robin]

i can help u get legend

[cerulean marsh]

if you decent person

why not

[inner plinth]

But who give one knife for me🥸🥸

[cerulean marsh]

been there two days back

i feel ya

[abstract finch]

Not even a 2.4k person could carry me

[sudden robin]

being decent isnt enough anymore

[abstract finch]

More than enough btw

[sudden robin]

u sure

[cerulean marsh]

[abstract finch]

Hundred percent

[cerulean marsh]

depends

[abstract finch]

decent is a big word

Unc

[river spear]

I'm noob 🐀

[cerulean marsh]

i doubt that

u stalked my profile and complimented me twice

within few mins

spreading kindness aint below avg

[river spear]

🫲 🐀

⬜

[sudden robin]

says the 30 year old

[river spear]

🐀

Squik

[abstract finch]

20 not 30

[sudden robin]

29

[river spear]

Lemme bite you :3

🐀

Rat because rat

[abstract finch]

Nah

[river spear]

🫲 🐀
☁️

[sudden robin]

say on miku

[cerulean marsh]

cut him some slack

[abstract finch]

On miku

[sudden robin]

news flash! miku dissapeared from the internet

[river spear]

🐀Bite

[abstract finch]

Because you lie to much

[cerulean marsh]

that bad down eh

[sudden robin]

when did i lie

[abstract finch]

When you didn't lie?

[sudden robin]

everyday everynight

[abstract finch]

Okay

[cerulean marsh]

bollocks

[river spear]

Innit

[sudden robin]

why is the french person acting all dry

[cerulean marsh]

🎩

[abstract finch]

I miss NK

[cerulean marsh]

whos french now

[river spear]

🎩
🐀

[sudden robin]

wtchn

[cerulean marsh]

since when

[sudden robin]

u blocked him

[cobalt hamlet]

🇫🇷🇫🇷

[sudden robin]

idk

maybe 30 years ago when he was born

[cerulean marsh]

i thought hes turkish

[abstract finch]

because I wanted him to focus on his exam

[sudden robin]

thats so nice of you

[sudden robin]

i am

[devout plover]

Can some1 help? #📸│photos

[cerulean marsh]

w deutsch flag

[sudden robin]

i technically didnt even live in germany

[cerulean marsh]

nah

wouldve told him

[sudden robin]

50km away from switzerland, 30km away from france

[cerulean marsh]

[abstract finch]

Open the door

[cerulean marsh]

u want me to track u on google earth w that or what

what are those coordinates

[sudden robin]

i would love to open the door for old people

[sudden robin]

is in my bio

[abstract finch]

stop calling me old...

Please

🥺

[sudden robin]

idk if u mean it serious or as a joke with this emoji

[devout plover]

Shouldn’t be

[abstract finch]

Serious

[devout plover]

I’m in the lobby I can’t get in a game

[sudden robin]

why so serious

he is 30

[abstract finch]

[sudden robin]

bro wakes up everyday like cartoon movies looks in the mirror depressed

[abstract finch]

I better sleep early my back is killing me

[sudden robin]

badnight

[devout plover]

Works now

[abstract finch]

negatives of being old

sad right

[sudden robin]

bitter dreams

[sudden robin]

your head is probably full of grey silver hair

[abstract finch]

I have no hair

[sudden robin]

baldy

[sudden robin]

me with my beautyfull long wolf cut hair could never be bald

[final citrus]

[sudden robin]

whatsupp boosted

[abstract finch]

you're turkish bro let me get a free hair transplant

[final citrus]

I think you replied to the wrong person

[sudden robin]

our policy says no hair transplant for fr*nch people

[abstract finch]

I'm from Lithuania np

[sudden robin]

and anyone called whether or ransomaria

[sudden robin]

u are NOT from the baltics lil bro

[abstract finch]

Thank god my name is not those

[abstract finch]

Bro bro

On miku I'm from bulgaria

[sudden robin]

and miku is dead

poor hatsune miku

1 hit wonder

[abstract finch]

Just play your game

Don't bother old people

[sudden robin]

so u admit being old

[abstract finch]

Yeah

[sudden robin]

daammm

40 year old

must be hard huh

[abstract finch]

It is

Everyone is so disrespectful

And I'm bald

[sudden robin]

thats the cons of being fr*nch

and the pros? there is none

[abstract finch]

Ft

Fr

@tawny rock Baboon

Imagine getting ur acc hacked

[sudden robin]

the only good thing is of being fr*nch is being able to eat choclate croissant everyday for cheap

[abstract finch]

Who are you to tell my bbg what to do

[sudden robin]

awwww

nvm

im tweaking

[abstract finch]

Don't broken heart me you leave without saying a word

[sudden robin]

he is death note fan

i dont allow a person like that talk to my girl whether

[abstract finch]

And you get on discord call me whether senpai send white hearts and go away?

Gg

[sudden robin]

Hopefully

[sonic obsidian]

Guys what’s the record for game search?

[abstract finch]

💔 for 5 days at most

[sudden robin]

wdym

[abstract finch]

Are u the real zyzz

Ur my idol

No

I think

[sudden robin]

why u listening to turkish song

[final citrus]

This is why

You gamble it

[sonic obsidian]

I’m searching game for 40 minutes already

[abstract finch]

W

[sudden robin]

hop on allies

[sudden robin]

aaaa

[harsh hatch]

No cheat no fun

[sudden robin]

i did 45 minutes once

[final citrus]

I literally just hoped of

[sudden robin]

Ur actually a terrible person

[final citrus]

Bro what do you want me to do you ask it few minutes after I hop. Off 😭

[sudden robin]

Why didnt u tell me u was on

im bored

u got legend by me and then ditch me

[final citrus]

Was grinding

[sudden robin]

wowwwww

[final citrus]

On main not alt

[sudden robin]

this is how you do it alex?

scam people then ditch them

alrighttttttt

[final citrus]

Literally asked. You. To. Play and you. Quote on quote said "not boosting you again"

[sudden robin]

1 week ago btw

[final citrus]

2 days ago

[sudden robin]

i then said i changed my mind

[final citrus]

[sudden robin]

lets hop on

then u didnt go online

ballrighhhtt

[final citrus]

When

[final citrus]

Let me switch account

[sudden robin]

no no no

[final citrus]

Ok

Am going back to bed

[sudden robin]

u play with main

[abstract finch]

choose your friends carefully see he cheated on you

[sudden robin]

not alt

[sudden robin]

hope u dont do it

[final citrus]

Hell. No

[abstract finch]

I can't possibly cheat because nobody wants me

Only you

[sudden robin]

well ur fr*nch

[sudden robin]

i mean even if i say no u will make me

[abstract finch]

Yes

[sudden robin]

do i have a choice

[abstract finch]

me

[final citrus]

[final citrus]

Meanie

[sudden robin]

me

[abstract finch]

@queen sequoia @queen sequoia

How strong are you

I'm 6'2 btw

Just saying

Like don't dm and call me mommy

[sudden robin]

stop exposing me

im not complaining

[abstract finch]

He's lying btw

That he wants tall

Zyzz chasing shorties

stop doing reverse psychology

We know

STOP LYING

on miku

I'm saying the truth

[final citrus]

No way

I call cap

[abstract finch]

Btw

nah today was last

I'm going away

[umbral basalt]

Why are you cheating on me nexus

[sudden robin]

who was this

[abstract finch]

Zyzz

[final citrus]

Oozo cheating on oliver

[sudden robin]

@queen sequoia u into 6'2" ppl?

[final citrus]

[sudden robin]

daaaam

@umbral basalt how does it feel being jewish

[umbral basalt]

@queen sequoia Where tf is the original zyzz

[sudden robin]

someone got muted

[umbral basalt]

Me

[sudden robin]

me too

[devout bobcat]

Glad I’m 5’4

🦩

My mom is 4’9

[viscid swan]

[devout bobcat]

My dad is 5’6

[agile jacinth]

[devout bobcat]

My dad married to a tomboy, then he got a femboy son

[umbral basalt]

Useful information

[final citrus]

W

Femboy for hire again when?

[devout bobcat]

Normal occurrence in this server

Happens daily

[tired forge]

Oh hell no

[abstract finch]

Type shi

[devout bobcat]

what

[tired forge]

How do i contact someone i have a ingame bug

[devout bobcat]

The helpdesk

[umbral basalt]

Talk to @harsh hatch

He knows a lot about this game

[tired forge]

My pfp

[zealous junco]

break his nico nico kneecaps

[tired forge]

Cant change it

Only to default pfps

[umbral basalt]

Cap

It just takes a long time

Cuz game is cooked

[zealous junco]

thats a timed ban check your mail to know how long you are baned

[tired forge]

It shows me the ? Picture

[umbral basalt]

Yeah

[tired forge]

Banned for what?

[umbral basalt]

I think nexus was like that for 2 days or something

[zealous junco]

pfp if you put a sus pfp you get a auto timeout

[umbral basalt]

I can’t check his profile rn cuz I removed him from friends

[tired forge]

I put some brainrot shi

[zealous junco]

the new pfp checking bot is kinda ahh thats why you will get timedout on anything

[umbral basalt]

Did you get a message about your pfp being inappropriate

[tired forge]

Yes

Your pfp was removed

[umbral basalt]

Well you can’t use that pic

[devout bobcat]

Case done

[umbral basalt]

Ai detec is buns

[zealous junco]

isnt this your job

[tired forge]

It was a flag

[devout bobcat]

That’s not my job anymore

[umbral basalt]

Which flag if I may ask

[tired forge]

Not the german one

My countrys flag

[zealous junco]

post it in #📸│photos

[tired forge]

I put ronaldo with maschinegun

[devout bobcat]

Unless they offer me a 2nd chance which is nonexistent

[tired forge]

And my flag behind

[umbral basalt]

He still doesn’t answer me

[zealous junco]

probably cuz flags are political

[devout bobcat]

Albanian ronaldo 🥀

[umbral basalt]

Yeah bro you made him look like a terrorist

[tired forge]

😂

[umbral basalt]

Crazy you deleted it

[tired forge]

Ronaldo threatens Usa

With an video

[umbral basalt]

So that’s what the Arabic writing was

[tired forge]

I dont know

[zealous junco]

n o it wasn’t

[river spear]

profile pics broken

?

I have one, it loads in game (matches) same for when i go in my profile after clicking in it but in like main menu i got the ? Pfp and i didn't get the message saying pfp inapropriate or slth

[bold elbow]

How does your matchmaking trust system work?

I have an account since 2019, rare medals, many hours and a lot of fatigue spent in the game

And anyway, in enemy he chooses accounts for me that have 21 lvl, 30 h and a young talent major

I don't understand it

And that's 3 games in a row

[umbral basalt]

@north acorn

I found him

[pearl tinsel]

[abstract oasis]

Tem código funcionando

??

[quartz rock]

[agile jacinth]

[umbral basalt]

Delete this before I get you banned

Talk bout some coaching

Get a job

Wise fold kiddo

[marble wigeon]

Anyone want to donate an old knife? My regular in-game knife is getting old, and if you could donate a weapon skin too, I'd accept.

[livid abyss]

I can donate job applications

[spring shell]

Who plays Fortnite here?

?

[livid abyss]

Wrong server pal

[spring shell]

Omg so funny i was asking to trad it with an standoff acc

Trade*

[rough goblet]

Wrong server pal

[spring shell]

Ill slap the shii out of you anime boy

[rough goblet]

Oh really

I'd love that

[livid abyss]

[storm rover]

Yo guys what were yesterday's dailies, I can't seem to remember if I completed them all or not

[rough goblet]

Does everyone get the same daily tasks?

[storm rover]

I think at least back in the day we did, is this no longer the case?

[rough goblet]

No clue

[storm rover]

Man I wish the game showed completed dailies or something, I can't know for sure if I missed some or not since yesterday I was busy

Hold on, I'll tell you my dailies now and we can check

[rough goblet]

Aight

[storm rover]

1500 dmg headshot in deathmatch
kill 50 enemies
Complete 2 matches riot mode

[rough goblet]

Yep I got those too

[storm rover]

What lvl you at? I have one week and 2 missions from previous, all comp but 36rn. Luckily haven't bought the pass, I always get it after I make sure I complete it no matter the game

[rough goblet]

62 ✌️

[storm rover]

One week 2 left*

Damn not bad, no bought lvls? I missed 5 days started the pass at 26th or so that's why I'm pissed I prolly missed yesterday

[rough goblet]

💔

[zealous junco]

nah i am gonna add 7

[storm rover]

🥀

[rough goblet]

I did basically every single tasks except day 1 and 2

[storm rover]

Nice

[rough goblet]

About to start with new weekly

[storm rover]

If I don't get quite to glove case is it worth buying 10 lvls for 8 bucks still?

Aight bro, good luck fr

[rough goblet]

You probably gotta buy like 20 levels instead or sum ✌️

[zealous junco]

🤰

[rough goblet]

[zealous junco]

🫄 🫃

whos the mother tho?

twin 🥨

[knotty pivot]

🐱

[rough goblet]

Kitzer

[knotty pivot]

[rough goblet]

Meow

[knotty pivot]

Meow:3