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actuall 1v1
i let her win for the 100th time
bro it was bad 1v1
she was camping
and giving no sound
so i let her win
i was tired of that
okay
xnT can aprove that i am goated in 1v1
why dahell u changed ur pfp
i found this better
i js added "the goat" which is true
anything that makes you happy bub
nub
are there any free agents?
yes
2
js play dm and defuse
@devout bobcat zharm zherm zhirm zhorm zhurm
if u win 25 tdm matches u get free t agent and 25 defuse wins u get free ct agent
win 25 tdm and win 25 defuse
lets do 1v1 again
and I’ll get for both ct and t?
yes
ye
there’s no progress bar or anything like that?
the only thing that will break is ur ego
events -> bonus
ty
gimme helper role NOW
everyone hass
i deserve it
Bro 1v1
thats why u shouldnt drink it
how much will the crate events be
yes
gold
i thought it was M
perfect height for being a femboy
fr
HOW MUCH WILL THE CRATE EVENTS BE on marketplace?
no english
atleast 0.03g
sheize man
vass
was macht du digga
mods nuke his house
why
if only i was mod
xD
you fr?
na im jk
i thought it looks likr the letter Q

what does it mean
mute
@sharp quartz why is this typeable in english chat
Is there any new codes??
im not tho
what region is good for low ping?
Lie
If there is pls tell me
The one closest to you
@sudden robin deutche cartoffe
idk bro leave me alone
common sense is rare nowadays
u get it?😭😭😭
??
oh ok
good boy

Hello is there any new codes?
Oh cause it js updated
Oh 🙁
I had like 5000 gold back then but I kept reselling until I'm down to 100
i just hit phoenix
🫠
reaching elite nowadays feels like reaching pheonix
in s8
dont be sad i can helo you
help*
if you say sorry for what u did
no boost for you
anyone watches ads but doesn’t get rewards?
why, the made a gj with the new upd no?
is there a code
cash-grab upd
but im still gonna spend money on it
whats the excepted price for akr reis stt?
probably 3-5k for the begining
bruh, i spend 13k for 3k?
stocks
fr
also i got 2 m4's
hope i ll find it asap

Update is bad very bad
Only a mentaly disabled person that wants to spend all their money on skins would buy shit
Update to make money out of it
how is bro not timed out
fr
The rich are getting richer with ts

the game is now best optimztn

just check your FPS w medium/high graphics
He is right
Only thing we can get is the 9yrs sticker and the agents from quests
But u need to do 50 matches on piece of shit
unless
someone gifts you an agent
🥹
yeah obviously

😭

I wish someone would gift me a warden agent so I can his body move the moment I get on
see*
Getting richer in game

uhhhhhh
nub
Code bnu
1/67 chance

I have 120 fps always and it never drops
Where code
There's also a 1/67 chance for me to convince you to carry me till 2500 mmr
P L E A S E
there ain't nun
One and a million 
still a chance
optimism ❤️

Solo queue
solo q could be a bit harder but possible
If you don't try you will never know
Use that mentality in solo q and you're going down to 1800 in a day 
i did that and went from 2200 to 2300 in 3 days
That means I just have to beg vass for 100 days straight
I either get blocked
BUT I can get carried
or u can carry the randoms
It's a fair gamble
Ofc
Vass would never
right vass?
I don't think he's here so he won't answer it..
My teammates are legends on handicap while my opponents are masters that are 2500 last season
💔
so sad
not bad tbh
handicap people have feelings too
how tis not bad 😭
what are their feelings worth when we are losing 1-8
rahhh
if ur goated like me u could solo carry team and go 2300mmr solo q
That won't work when I get baited and teammate doesn't even win a trade after
thats why u gotta learn to not get into those situations
play asx faceit
for a while
find partner
Isn't asx europe
which region are u playing on
hk and singapore
they are adding asia soon i think
gl bro
alrights
Dawn why did u left the clan
😭
Kinda boring
tbh
and I don't like the tag
Don't tell the leader
What's the tag 
Muehahaha
DOM5C
Damm
good thing its not 6
join my clan

yqc ctag

What rank are u in allies?
and u get free boost from 2,5k
bet
Why not legend?
I'm dummy in allies
Can anybody help me in defuse?
not everyone is pro like u
I'm nab
In allies and comp
Like really really bad
I need to practice ig
Lemme join
What rank are u in comp? 😭
Im trash😪
legend
rank diff brotatoe 🫠
Dawg im bronze
I got down to champion 🙏 😭
yah..
skill iszue tbh
I got an alt account though
That's what I'm saying
How do u even get gold😭😭
I was elite and I fell because I thought I wouldnt go under 1800 mmr
Wdym with boxes why do i buy them?
Every year or so the collections from shop get removed
and put in marketplace
Ohh sell it like the chamelion one
you just save your coins and wait till which collection is announced to be getting removed soon
right now
I'm frees
also what region u in
?
Europe
How do u know what region u are??
fuhhhh
@rough goblet you're pc player right ?
I'm on hk
mobile
kk
That's alright I played 300 ping before
I think I can handle it
I can play on ur region instead
hi, ranger!
cuz you can carry
Ranger?
i can help yall out
Guys how do u know what region u are😭 😭
Settings
because I'm washed rn

and I don't know how washed you are
Fair enough
you can't blud
He doesn't know 💔
gimme ur id brotatowe
Don't slime me if I throw the game though
wait am still logging into my alt 🫠
Any promocodes

I won't say anything

I'm bold
Hello guys
Hi bold
Bald?
I'm Dawn
Im bored 🥀
hi
Do you know myb secret code
Hallo
Robert Downie Jr?
Dawn Syndrome
I am I, Dawn Quixote
This is code?
Boldly
i think I've talked to u
the heck do you mean
i remember ur pfp
The dud you beat in chess
How do u see ur region on settings??
Ooooh ye
good question
got u added vluddy
I added u
I will beat you someday ❤️
My id is 280208913 if yall wanted to add me
trust me
one day
btw
I don't even know what's that
Don Ki-ho-te
don't u know Dawn Quixote? what a shame
International body of chess or sum
like ur official rating
nuh
fahhhh
not interested
cuz ur already 2200
which is like
2000+ in fide
less i think
nah
yeah
I'm not special and don't wanna be
But candidate masters aren't that far from 2000's
when are you being helper again
we need u

Top 99.7 in chess com
ahe yes
so many people like you
99.7th percentile
like
ur better than 99.7%
of all chess com players
in terms of elo
dang
1700 active players that are cm in chess com
they just don't play much
Didn't know you lose hair when you get better at a board game
cortisol spike
is Zharm his real name 🤔
I learned this from my own experience
chess can play irl can u play so2 irl 😥😥😥😥
yeah
you cant respawn doe
"original message deleted"
theres a chance you will be respawned but as a baby
religion
account delete please create a new account ah
😢😢😢😢
not everyone is some religions
i alr know someone is getting muted
I'm not even buddhist
why
different beliefs

cool
asianism
mfs spamming stickers after gettinf nitro
Indian?
it's not spamming
I barely talk here
men where are you froming
Who has spare knifes
me
just farm
Can I get one pls 🙁
I have 3 knifes
men me want know what he country
Me.
aye give me some men
Wow
me poor
i got a lot of knives in my kitchen
Wrong reply 😒😒
Nice
theres no trading people will snipe it anyway
i can give fruit knife or sum
Holy Kazakhstan 🦅 🇰🇿
Okie.
I need only the lowest value knife
skins don't mean skills
guys
we need skeleton knife in standoff
get a job kiddo
It cool
why satandoff no trade
u don't
yes i do
no
im doing a all red inventory
u gotta buy smth and sell it for 70 percent more
gloves
i have base capital of 300g how can i make it 600g
pls
Nice bro

hello changba
buy some cases and wait a season or two
they will become high price
easiest 2k gold
ever
takes to long
Can someone send me friend req?
too much time
well that's the best way
Id 280318842
day time now
hood hood men
Knockoff message...
freedom of speech
❤️
economy
It's the perfect solution to being ugly. 😂
go to europe buddy, america isn't it rn
canada
So you can live a worse life...
helper giving good help advice
France.
spain
😹
better than iraq in my oppinion
Better than Iraq and NY.
He's grinding Arby's instead of school...
hell
Don't.
worst country in eu
youl find out if u search it on tiktok
its like india of europe
I recommend Romania to you, the most relaxing country to live in.
man no country is perfect. You're gonna have to make compromises
I have my sights on germany. I can do my masters there and settle
Guys you like chillow standoff
vc

That's a nice one. What is your master?

computer science

Hi
heya
🦛
Me already feeling like I’m about to explode with my degree while this dude casually wants to take master
Aw hell naw
I’m here to make money in a world where education level doesn’t matter anymore, only experience
I have a funny meme regarding this but I think you'll find it offensive. But I agree, skills matter more, unfortunately, the companies that provide the jobs don't think so. I don't see degrees as a way to learn more, I see it as a way of playing the game and playing it good so I win
Hi
I see degree as a ticket to get good ranks at corporate jobs

You can be executives with a degree
Meanwhile with diploma, you’re limited to assistant titles
Uh
Guys
Why my standoff
Is like static
My standoff is static wth
I open other app is normal but
Help
update?
What
like 2v2
Can u redeem the new box by ads...? It shows reward will be given shortly
why
I have watched 30+ ads
Wdym
I literally gave you a link to report the issue and get help
But when i open another app like pubg youtube and roblox its normal
Wait
I already report it
But i dont think it can help
At first i though my phone broken
halo

if ur brokie like me then just play a tonn of competitive or duels
get coins
Give me any old one then

codes expire
Anyone got any secret code

real or fake?
🦛
Inadequately obsolete
nice talking

whats the chances of pulling a knife in a case
99.99%
and the chances of pulling a girl
Kills bacteria

@ancient vale hop on
💔
link no no
Planned obsolescence gif
Where confronted by challenges, adapt
I crashed, I walked it off
Idle transfiguration

add float to standoff to make it more cash grab
im not new tho : - : @abstract turtle
They already did with S1/S2/S3 tiers 🦩
I don’t think it was taken well by the players

they were bad tho
🦣 sun burned agents
ill make some phone calls
🌱




chicken 🐔
I ask for thy forgiveness

Blur
I can
you just did a no no
money back not guaranteed and win not guaranteed either
What's good with boosting anyways
you know you don't deserve it
and you're gonna lose it
Hi
once you play without the dud that boosted u
pray
just pray
detsoob
why i feel play AWM its so easy after updates
kablow

whats up old man
🎻
🎹 
isnt he pushing 40
like i boost them instead or sum
My grandfather died from bazooka explosion
i have seen so many bad randoms
😭
its cancer causing
Average turkiye experience
speaking of vass
hellna
Please @noble dagger I need this
no images allowed @tough meadow ban him
I'm doing good, what about you?
Image perms in general 🤧
I'm poor so I have to use images instead of emotes or stickers 

I’ll pay you back when I get a chance
How much gold do they pay u
atleast 0.03g
7 billion per minute
stop leaking my car
Who the hell drives a hybrid 
porsche 918 spyder is hybrid aswell
👋
My 1.5 liters naturally aspirated inline 4 with vvt-i produced 102hp 
Yo everyone,new here
Hi eggsy
I am kingsman 🤪
It only tops at 190 kmh unfortunately 
Yeah 🤧
Do you play asphalt 9?
lmao
Nah,has good graphics for mobile
p2w tho
I can't argue with that 😂
Any admin here?
im admin
You arent shit buddy
lol
hahahahha
why so mean
Because i was trying to push allies and i got a guy who had cheats that allowed him to plant bomb at Spawn
Thats why
Not my job to guide. Adios 🦛
What you want the admins to do now bruh
Ex-helper 🥀
If u got a screen recording send it in the game help menu
Yeah but they wont ban him they dont see the proof
Rate my drawing #📸│photos
Where is that
I did already ingame
2secs lemme find
Im not even mad about the cheating part its about how blatant he was if he just used normal cheats okay but planting at spawn? Thats insane okay
Game general scroll down to hep and support
Do standoff 2 have a strong anti cheat and report system?
Yes
they have the best
trust
HELLNİ
They dont have any
Yes.
I take pride in my work
They are waiting for u don’t worry
Nice dev ping
Ayo 💀🤧
lmao fr
Does that call for a ban
Game admin!🤔
what do you coach
Drivers in GT7 
Especially the one wanting to join MUGT racing team
just boosted martin
@novel acorn @final citrus @sterile seal
im back
martin who
@ancient vale
I think same person is behind all of them 🤔
Why even play w him
Would I get banned for tagging cuckoo
he begged me
what rank is he rn
@unborn smelt please stop drawing before i call CIA
his smurf is rankless
I did suggest to the manager that they should change from TeamSpeak to Discord instead
Ask @sterile seal I send all my question to him
Nice crew motor fest
he keeps his main a secret
Asphalt 9
“Will be reviewed as soon as possible”
@sterile seal greetings fine individual
Anyone wanna play with me?

a9 in 26 
That podium Vehicle aint even urs lmao
I have it at 4 star,i painted it
is there a better game than a9 for cars
How can i help you this fine evening sir!
Nothing better on mobile currently,RR3 got removed
Carx street? Or grid legends
Am I permitted to ping a user with a developer role?
Skill issue lol
for arcade yeah a9 wins above them
Or would it result in a very unfavorable ban?
depends
Find out now

You can ping entire axlebolt if u wanted
I'm afraid not, but you can dm the comms officer
Okahh
if they just got their pay u can tag them
It's fun,fast, beautiful and p2w
@keen vortex Greetings fine individual
🥺
very soon
Def

@final citrus @novel acorn @sterile seal @tiny ember @sudden pasture

send ss of game in #📸│photos
let me ss rq
hi dad
It's available,but is it less p2w?
we should play comp in full stack
hi grandpa
2 of em is sus
you are supposed to give the answer to that questionn
yeah sus
very sus
indeed sus
sus?
Whos the real Alex
Are you all Alex in a single clan?with team of 5
each one of us is alex in his own way
yes
hi mom
hi mom

So you are the family
Bro
So wher mum

me


@novel acorn i think this one

My leg hurts
Unbelievable
Randoms lowkey better no?
Ironically, this is how introvert wish to communicate online 
Couldn't agree more
kinda yes
Is the update out?
😭
but he wanted boost
This Alex get me
u aint evil twin

sori sori


The 6b turned him good
Anyone playing codm ?
Why the hell is everyone a variation of alex
İdk
Its spreading
They are all from same family
Keeping the bloodline alive
There is a evil alex but no good alex 🤧
Is the update out?
Knew you are behind it
brody under a rock..
Its already out and ur 1 week late for a events
me when i lie
there's no 6
turned into evil
@final citrus
@novel acorn
@sterile seal
@tiny ember
@sudden pasture
@sudden robin
lmao , max mentioned is 5 i think
It's like power rangers,5vs the villan 😂
we need a nice version of AlexGD
Villian ain't got nothing but a decomposed oxygen
Then its one sided domination








