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skill issue then idk
ask helpers
xd
open battery saving mode then deactivate
in menu
i always do it for 120fps
i have the same problem

Looks like so yeah
i hope they add female agents to so2
Yo hru

open battery saving mode and then deactivate @shy galleon
i do the same everytime i go in standoff
its a bug
Same
Good, wbu?
Chilling 
?
clean battery cache
gold 4 hardstuck btw
every time b4 enter the game
Good to know
π π arms race
aaaaand muted

being legend isnt a achievment anymore ; (
nah
rank system got ruined
@compact blaze gimme a fish please
back then it was hard
π± π΄
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and bots like u
Nope they did not 
Low back?
he challenged me and bet 8k gold that hell beat me in 1v1

after he lost, he called me and martin racial slurs and got banned


Thanks
nah high level but gold 3 or sum
fr
bro i was listening to music, not my map, i was playing on 150 ping he was on 40, i was using pistol he was using automatic and broken sensivity and he managed to lose
@shy galleon lets 1v1
excuse
lvl doesnt matter
gameplay only
high ranks are getting boosted anyway


not anymore no

country neighboors
ig
idk

anyway lets change conversations before we get banned
0/10 calibration
something random in greece
big brother is watching ( ax )
ye im watching
@shy galleon bro what

lol
oh no
nah
mods here
Eat ice cream then
Iβm out
mods just get their salary i guess βΊοΈ
fr fr
so2 gold
ya Allah we got the same thought
wanna break from the ads?
wanna break from the ads? (slowed 0.8x)
wanna break from the ads? (slowed to the pace of @sudden robin )
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bruh
bri ish joke

i could do 3k mmr easily but i dont want the enemy team losing their mmr that they worked hard for
biggest cap i ever heard
i get that hes free but i though hes gonna be rare or sm
wonder what rating the rest will get
delete this comment
hey rank what is your ax
knar ruoy si tahw xa yeh
Hello guys
helo
Hello
xa ruoy si tahw knar yeh
im depressed
depress imd
i accidentaly opened my winter event case
yoo W
Who wants play with me?
someone that wants to play with you
and what you just got?
idk i js quit the game
before i saw what i got
and punched my phone

it was good until you just punched your phone ngl
too late
@sharp quartz you now subbing Marine?
Timmy toughknuckles out here
why ppl play on EMULATOR bruh.
avg yoru pfp er
Ask that to them
π
what do you call an emo on a cliff?
6 new agents and their backs are still broken...
Its cuz of you
Maybe they're too weak for the weapons that they can't hold.
Wasnt that going to be fixed in remastered
It is.
I thought I could finally stop giving people haircuts
gimme one tok
too
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Hop on 1v1
which weapon?
And please stop people from rotating while defusing... 
No!!!!
but i dont play good bruh

"I messed up, we gotta go bald."
The new weapons are kinda expensive as the new agents :D....
Youre a 5k mmr legend in disguise
I know what kind of man you are
Then, why you cannot play chess with the gypsies in romania
What
Bcz they are stealing the horses
Man π


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Why am i getting kicked out mid game by the game server? Also happens to many of the people playing the match
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What server did you play on?
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Turkey idk why it changed to flag
can I unstick the yr9 shield??
Shd i lowkey sell my m9 amber koi
Not now, the market is cheap.
Yes
turkiye mentioned πΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ·
Besides it's a good knife why the hell would you sell it?
alrr ty alex
I think i shdnt sell m9 and delete the game, after 1-2 years ill comeback and m9 will cost like 10k
Probably not.
Hanami gloves, their so disgusting, i cant afford frond
@viral pawn that happened when u join a fishy servers from dm. Basically their account got hacked lol
But amber koi is for sure not the worst m9 lol
π₯² I've had it with the default knife they're very good for the cheapest glove pair in the market.
how do i gain fps
Download more.
I liked them when i paired them with stilletto viper, then i bought butterfly then i bought m9, 3 diff knives same gloves, im rlly bored of them lol
Not enough
Consult to a doctor
Has anyone got the m4a1 lincoln stat track from the box ?
Barely enough
Nah
Ask a trusted adult to give you some.
Sincerely
Also
Those traders finna stock up the tactical box 
Ye marco the goat
I haven't see the agents yet , whats the prices
Best looking compared to those goofballs in the case
What do you guys think the price of m4ai Lincoln stat track will be
First he was 10k
Might ended up like dia de murtos skins (yes the usp one)
And some dumbasses made him 6.5
Cause the dice roll is hella expensive
promocod?
My reaction when impulse gloves drop back to 11k from 13k 
Do you think the m4ai will be at least 30k because my friend got it
Thatβs why i am asking
He wants to know
If st , probably might be come like usp horror
650k gold 

Bro i am the only one missing very low graphics?
still waiting for Asiimov skins 
More people should be complaining about it
Its on everyone
Bro it was such a bad idea
Lots of people with weaker phones will prolly quit the game
Due to uh remaster coming soon , they probably had to rise up the specifications cause it has physics now.
And shadow from what i heard
Idk , i think 1 hour mute kinda short
gift me 650k milanesa nappulian's italy
Can anyone help me with a gold crafting method cause i only have 2.00 gold
Put 9 gold nuggets into a crafting table.
Wrong game bro
Hahaha
plz kode
I would've eat all that before i can even craft it
Who would even eat gold nuggets π
Gold miners.
Lowkey me
Can smn answer me pls
Miners you say.
What type of minners
1 gold
Im not trollin bro
Newborn
The ones with a pickaxe.
hundred, thousand, million, trillion, billion,nappullions
Any update on when the 9 year collection will come in the market?
son it literally just dropped
For 2 gold you can pray that standoff gods will give you a crate from the after game rewards.
It comes after event ends , so 30days+
Fr?
i bought the new awp for 760 and now its going for 1200
@tiny ember you are a measure
krazenillion
500 next month.
I just keep buying the uncommon corrosion skins and keep crafting the G22 Flock
@final citrus if u got a12 , i probably have aΒ½
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nah my phone best
7 fps everyhting low grpahics
cant beat that
i have an A15 samsung
donate fps
15/16
-1 fps good?

I got slightly more 
Anything that can pass more than 10 is enough 
I cant comp with this 
sharing is carrying
I'm not going under 120 
jsut get 119,5
and round it up to 120
-0 iq on top
It cant register my second finger output 
use 1 finger
kindly
Before i empty ur aquarium
π‘
donate 10 fps
What do i get in exchange 
A bigger aquarium
and a new friend π¦
loster
sincerely
Lobster reference 
Deal 
This one is crownless
Is there any standoff 2 codes that work? And where can i keep up to not miss them?
I can find a crown to pay respect π«§ π‘

another alex
no
elo
SO2 is pay to win β¦.
would you be so kind and explain
It ain't? 
how
I meant skins
Nothing about anything in the game gives you any advantage whatsoever
πππ
I meant skinsπ
You deserve three running horses
hello
When they do;)))?
stealing your money
exp
exactly
Skill issue
you get ak , usp, awm
who here has an iphone
P2L
or an ios
ios OS

Why? Is yours a knockoff?
did they fix the optimization issue for iphone?
u are getting a lil too rich
Better the knife, better experience.. thats my drive
im taxing ur ahh
His iphone has no bite on it
The original ones don't have optimization issues.

u are not getting a violent
sned rpooof
take your phone apart
and send pic
of the insides
the apple inside the phone
Yea
Literal apple, no bite
Red big two apples
because some fatahh took a bite and left the rest
Two big apple reds?*
i need proof
A healthy person*
a food waster*
An IQ too high? gif
I need puhh to play better
That would be the case if the CEO ate Arby's.
eat a burger if you want to be healthy
Nuh uh
Apple red two big?*
dont forget fries
That's true, just not for knockoff Arby's.
also

me and my uncle fixed thr wifi...after 3 hours of trying to get the pole to be staright
Wthchan whats ur name?
ig wheatherchan
and that entire time I was wondering what did u dm me
ngl
Weatherchan?
Millennial hamburger
Guess we'll never know what I dm'd you.
Why?
5 bucks
Is my own
Is not u guys choosing
Plush? 
π₯
u are drunk before sipping an alchoholic drink
π₯π₯π₯

smelling
Why :(
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Subscription service cut
Today is sunny.
talking about days
π«©
we got hit with a thunderstorm so strong the night became day for 3 seconds
My bad bro I shouldm't have done it
Knockoff day-night cycle.
you might not be wrong
Replace the batteries dude.
Replace the product outright
come dms
It's a bootleg
How can "come" to dms?
come
@ancient vale did u arrive home


fym
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alex im almost certain that elite is not ur current rank but your all time best
No
Am elite both in comp and duel
Even play a game after I got elite and won

want a break from the ads?
want help
Nu uh
yes u do
Do I need to buy so2 premium?
a special offer I see
want help?
u must
Nu uh
yes u do
To play in elite
Nu uh
...
i have a smurf tho
Ever time I play with someone they give me a headeche

that I would not be burning
18 soon

cool

well in those words

minor here, call martin
Your grandpa
im here too
I just realized 2008 are 18 broππ
π¦
go work
279466096 1v1
All my students are sleeping 
yeah...
Students of what


how to grow an extra inch
Other racists
told u
Helper ban this helper
@mossy saddle 1v1
ok
Canβt ban me, I have diplomatic immunity 

yes
fromwhat
im nuub tho
Wow mods ban him
immunity from what broπ
From getting banned or warned
showering?
too op
ban him now
aight bro
Protected under the sun
You're a knockoff civvie.
Ax, terminate their life trials
hop on in like 5-10 minutes im searching for my phone i usually play on

ugh
what
Usually?
ye
βοΈ
mamdani tax his ahh pls
Ax Elemainte his immunity
Elemainte
Who the hell is mamdani 
Elementary*
mayor or sum
the mayor I think of NYC
Google saved me
not saying anything bad about this man
Ax eliminate his immunity
Not google

@mossy saddle ur lucky ash i cant find it
whatever bro
call me when u find it
Teach the renix ways
jarvis, strip him down and let him dance for us
How to get legend

aim at wall
That just get me banned
step 1: not be a wraith

not by m only... by jarvis too
step 2:play
Am Alex so am fine
translating : not being 2500mmr
I do that doesn't work
patience my friend
more like: being impatient
found it
Elite to gold 4
wrong side bro
@main scaffold
take the next turn
sup
nah blame @sterile seal
Alex on his schizo episode 
frick you alexGD2 u suck
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amazing alex man
@main scaffold
u gave me an idea for those strict pronounce people

supp
yo is that Alexman into the AlexVerse
i dont think we have a alexman
@abstract finch did your brain corrupt or got replaced by a knockoff
we had alexGD4
we had
but he turned into @tiny ember
both bro
ok some1 for defuse?
wanted to make a joke
for lucas agent
I want but im updating

with 5mb of fast internet
@main scaffold
amd radeon users
WHATT
intel users
me
same
am 1 game away from level 300 if i lose my master rank i blame renix
bone users
What does your name translate to?
need a squad for 5v5 later
bro what
joseph
also, how do you verify for master rank?
Directly message @silk moth
translation: me nab
Hiii
@mossy saddle hop on if u want to lose
but shorter thing is yousef
gimme ur id
guilty till proof innonect
nub
No.
dont bully me
yes
Hello.
.
hi
Proof till innocent guilty
who wants to watch renix lose

Hi.
Yo
u got a twin
Hello
me thirsty
a person that ends his sentence with a dot
Intro??
not anymore
wait rq
Yeah, finally somebody that functions like another human.
Intro ???
didnt last for too long
plus alex
This seems like too formally defined.
@mossy saddle i cant accept
What not anymore
for
@still minnow what is ur dream pc
or send request
same reason
u end every sentence with a dot
alexGD1 cant speak right now
.
he typed to fast
U already
probly a eva-01
specs?
just search it
no
it says smth like oops something went wrong or sum
@compact blaze chase himπ¦
its fun typing specs
Ooo so it's annoying or smtg else
i named mysle fake renix and wanted to join yall lobby
but
you dint update the game
no its just too good to be here in this server
Haa
it has a 4090 i guess but itβs a custom PC with Evangelion
i did bro
Thats the reasonnnn
it says
a 4090 is goated
versoin
But I didn't introduce ur self
just the case looks cool anyway
0.38.0
No.
just search it looks cool i mean
but what the hell would u need 4k for
im updating
π«§ π‘
ggs
already 200mb in 30 seconds
slow asf
my dream one is
π€―
....
@sudden robin im waiting bro
he needs to update the game
already did
ok

NOOOOO
im sorry
dude got timed out
MY BUILD VANISHED
Just get a 20 series card.

woah

What happens if I upgrade the rarity on uncommon fragment cardsβ
you get common
That's buns
you just get one of rare fragment
then you have to get 10 rare to make an epic
then make it legendary you have to get 10 epic blah blah
yo huys
What do you suggest I do then
Sup
i donβt really suggest
is it better to do a one color inventory with good skins
or like mixed color inventory with like average 100gold skins
I guess
Any promo code?
but think about skipping leg day

gg wp renix
i donβt even play the game when I get the rank anyway
18-8
Any promo code???
No
@ancient vale stop ignoring me
woah

the nab mraith
You can check through here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code
im not a nab anymore
@sudden robin almost all yours kills btw
yep
want a recording
of 1,5 second damage delay
u shot while your dead
nah bro
zamn
on god u shot while u was dead
i was confused
1v1 is not good in standoff
bro s u
i let her win
he should quit and smell some grass but he doesnβt for some reason
clumsy
everyone tryna say im a cheater because i defeat everyone in 1v1
i didnt even play on my own account
it wasnt even my sens
check photos in 2,5 minutes
@sudden robin yo bro
ye
send me your standoff 2 data folder pls
th is standoff 2 data folder
nevermind
250 ping vs 50
im never 1v1 ing anyone ever again here
everyone is finding excuses
like wth is data folder bro
ragebait of ur level doesnt work on me
i counted 6
wanna vs for fun?
fun guh
im tired of slander
my guy just said show ur data folder
like i injected cheats
i play with vpn and high ping server
with 1-2 second damage delay
delete.
im fr delete
w*
mraith
js delete the ameya ones
i let a girl win
now everyone that saw that will think i actually lost
@agile jacinth

broher
remember vox from yesterday
still no signs of him
fr
i always thought he was a girl
lets do allies @ancient vale
Can someone please explain to me why the hell every update brings in nice new skins, but in every single match at least 2-3 out of 10 players crash midgame? The servers are supposedly βamazing,β yet like 8 out of 10 players are sitting on 100β120 ping. Iβm crashing almost every second match midgame, and it doesnβt even matter whether Iβm playing on iPad, iPhone, or Androidβ¦ the same shit happens on all of them. And from what Iβve read, a lot of people are complaining about this too.
Whats going on?
I'm crying π
dude just come
Skill issue
Also what the fuck' is that pfp bro
bro i play with vpn for discord
mods nuke him
no problem
i donβt like have beast connection anyway
just 1000mbps download/upload maybe
lol
can someone invite me to a clan im silver 1
π
u can get muted for swearing
yeah
and high ping
youβre coming
Yes
i donβt really care
nvm then
thats the reason
but iβm on low signal strength
i could ping abuse but thats not fun : - :
i would get 100 ping on my main server cuz i still got vpn on
im lazy to turn it off or on
anyways imma watch my series
nahh

Discord is melting
Yes, the new standoff update crashed discord.
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Guys does someone have the same problem as me - when I start match just screen with confirmed people or when I start TDM its just go for 1 min to find match
The usual new year for standoff, every sv is glitching bcz we are playing a lot
Netherland server lagging
400k players
somth wrong with the servers or some
Discord loves to just be bad
Allies?
The server's gone?
There are too many discord kittens online right now, it's causing problems...
Same, i just returned, go?
Or is it the minimalistic day?
Meow

I already have my owns teammates, no






