#💬│english-chat
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whoa whoa whoa
Teru mikami tuff
yea but not heartattack
thats not family freidnly
oh we was talking about incense sticks officer
you may go to sleep
where do u live
its middel of day
i go sleep at night i aint no vampire
what
whats that
middle
but now is 11:09 pm
are you high officer
while work?
random
i dont work
not for me
what should i buy with 3k gold (no knives or gloves, multiple items)
Huh
they be ignoring him for more messages
He tuff but not like mikami
u look professional
my great usp ghosts for 1950.42
i mainly have pink, purple, blue and red skins with vice gloves
maybe something to invest in?
why dont we move over to the russian chat
maybe you should wait for agents to be added
wouldnt it be easier for both of us
pattern?
i have it
idk
he don't
lemme 1min
487
usp kill confirmed
the blue one from the last christmas update
st
a1s blue phosphor
pixel flakes
rn i want mermaid st which is 2700 but the normal version is 500
looks nice with the gloves
cuz they cool
sup
prob renix
I'm blue again
I can't reach the legend on comp bcs of my teammates😫
what a shame
th?
reached 2500 playing duo
no bro
new m4a1-s is the best
which one is that
like a printstream from cs
when u actually see a printstream
i thought the printscreen was impact
no
🦛
no
stop bro
@rustic lark did you see that
thats no printscreen, thats vaporwave
ngl it does look good
like im gonna get anything good from them
ye

Yo

goofball

oh yea monster on the loose
🎻 ❤️
🎸🐲
🎻
🎹 
🐄


Stole my idea! I was the first one to give
a 🎻 !!
🤓

if you eat it
am put pineapples
on it
🛒
Buy “plush_zhxrm” now and enjoy 50% off when you use the code “Zhxrm”
where
Save 50£ per plush !
i cant see any zhorm plush
Probably out of stock
out of shop
They unlisted it for now

I demand consumable certificate out of it
You can’t build a bike using my plushie 
1v1 anyone?
what reg
any reg
ok letsgo
279466096
when you brining back your e-kitten
33493226
im sorry
but hes dead...
true
ax ban him
how get code
for lieing
ax, /warn him
@lofty sleet

fey4??
@viscid swan
wht
:0

is that a code?
does it give bike?
and if i dont have a bike
Ball unknowledge
wrong guy
idc

@sudden robin bro
🗄️🥖
i want good 1v1 not bad
ur legend im new
: (
where are you hiding bro
2500 mmr player btw
im not hiding
the .nc in my name stands for no competition
you think u could beat me
yeah i think
no
i never said that
279466096
not my account btw
my main is silver
benefits of unemployment
i think this is the lie
not a good thing
It also depends a lot on the team you play with
I always solo q
If I would’ve had a team
I’d be triple legend
Long time ago
i reached legend twice solo q with gold-champ teammates
1.6kd isnt luck
your using yourself to judge other people
im a slow learner
thats what im tryna say
3k hours is not small
I got 2.30
on 2,5k
Huh
same people have taltns for somthing while other dont
if u spent 3k in anything u could learn
Alex it isn’t talent it’s luck
There is no way you can reach legend with solo q
yes way
solo carrying >
again
pratice helps
but samone people are natureally better at other things then same
5 random people in practice dont reach black belt in karate at the same time for example
talent is key
if a averge person trains exactly the same as a talented person the talented personw ill came up on top
Terrible example
Nobody has talent
jsut naturealy
It’s all about how hard you work
bruh
Max Verstappen has no talent
your not even listeniing
fr
Bro there’s no talent 😭
sure bro
5 iq
no point in aurgering agiesnt samone who isnt borthered you listen to the other person opion
So how does someone achieve talent for something
If they’ve never done it before
Like how does a talented person learn something faster than a normal person
If they both put the same work
people brain few things in different ways
And the same time in it
That has something to do with discipline and iq
Not talent
and if your brain fews it in a way that make it easier for you to understand somthing
easier then other people
that is talent
hardwork does pay into it
yes
I prefer to learn by figuring out myself
but so does talent and luck too you need a mixure of all to be able to be good
obession too
discplion lots of things cant jsut say
you need luck to get legend boom done
learn how to share and gimme that bike
Nuh uh, sharing is communism
Learn how to share and slide m9

you lost all your gold hell nah
Like 30%

🦛
Obsolete
flashbang dance
Hello guys do you know when will new 100c box drops ?
no
Hello
Ok
Bro, I play Minecraft, but you're not allowed to talk about other games here.
okay sir sorry sir
dont punish us
is it just me that dont have ability to change to new agents? or they are not added yet?
They not in the game
@rotund osprey does it count as "smurfing" if you lost your main account?
nah
smurfing is not punishable bro
What do you mean?
idk i heard its bannable
literally just english general chat
Sir hahaha 🙂
idk, contact https://help.standoff2.com
oh i hope they gonna be added soon because warden looks good
no
it's more of a moral thing than they enforcr
do whatever you want
it's really not if you don't mention it
plus u already lost the acc
it'll fix itself with time
like all stats are
how did u even got that role if you just gonna send ppl to support site?
small sample size give that biased look
they got a life too
i am discord staff, i am not about game questions
tbh some mods here shouldn't have the role but they have it
and also i'm not eng staff
old man ax
give them like
5 years
give or take
next level lie
cant ban samone for being good
there even a glitch where you can get 0 kd
yeah ik that
its bug
not glitcj
just makes account look good
cant even help you get into a clan since most high clan need to do try out
or jsut rank matters not kd
Thanks
so i dont see it as abusing since doesnt help you in the game in any other way
other then just looking good
its still bug abusing
50kd legend isnt normal
with 5 matches
@ancient vale
did 3 matched
i think its ready to start
you sure about that
wait
legend?
5 matches?
dont you need 10 to get rank
thats why its called bug genius
I didn't understand 🤣🤣
i think
am trying it right now and if it doesnt work then insane lie
idk
my friends do it
Put down your phone, man! 😅😅
only 1 person can confrim this
Who are you referring to, by the way?
Can someone help me in allies iam gold 2 rn
.

does aimlab mobile work :-:
Hi ax
real sand?
Hello 👋
Hyd
i got taged?
Good, what about you?
If i sent any pics that wasnt me i was hacked
Im doing great, just studying on some stuff
lol i got kicked out of here for saying no in russian
but hi alexGD1
yes
doing fine on this beautiful evening hru
darn
Hi
elo
typed legend as egand a few mintues ago but thx lolll
Hello

LMAO np man have a good day!
I need a code
bye bye
elo


Idle transfiguration
hasnt even watched the anime
@final citrus hey
I basically know almost everything about it now
Without watching it once
brolatte
thought the same about lots of shows till i watched tbh
it very different frm what i imagined
The main events ig
I know abt that

Cliffhanger
ok
Bro people keep crying around me
do a magic trick to makew them smile
I mean I do but I find it kind of strange about how much it happens
Am I like stealing joy from other people unintentionally?😭
gimmme same

I mean the last few days weren't so bad for me
legend role when?
🥲
@final citrus which server do you play comp on?
Cap man
I guess on the weekend I'll try to get it..
bruh
poland,netherland or france
:o. nice

I'm fine! Thanks for asking, hope you're doing great
nice
am chilling


nab
Yet man
Xantares peek

Standoff man
I need help man
67
You message them and then click create ticket
Contact mod
And ask for. Role
But they offline right now gotta wait till tomorrow
Game too lagy
it tell me to add him i cant
Because i have no pc
check
Helper = discord mod
He doesn't help with game. Related issues
Just discord ones
Well i do have one on discort too
It's?
Im not ranger
On top of all channels it says roles and channels change it there
Blya man too much work
So wait for it to be green to dm it?

Yea but you. Got. A. Different problem and idk how to fix

he just anwsers u asap?
Can u hack my discord and do it pls

To lazzy
No
Same man blya


Mr @viscid swan
For me says 3
Where to recruit?
Also I think he can get his account back just probably gonna be banned from a few servers
For the pass ?
Oh there no
You need to find new players and give them your code.
Channel for that
Oh
Pretty they did this so toy can invite your friends
Who don't play so2
To play
What if i post the qr to reddit?
He's playing games on steam right now, not even a clue that his account is compromised. 
Lolll
You can but probably won't work since needs to be new players

Welp am out gn
Cya.
Im wesker
you dont have 7minutes to play
Wtv bro
Ur ahh at dbd anyway so wym
Nemesis is better by any means ngl
Also nemesis is like the perfect man for girls
Nemesis is like
A 10/10
Wesker is too
But wesker is super super cocky' while nemesis is kind of
Cus wesker straight up plays with chris
Nemesis is just having fun with jill before killing her (no spoilers)
you might be the ceo of cope
I dont even know what cope is
Anyway
Wesker is quicker etc yk he is a superhuman and a mastermind
But nemesis could have killed jill
But its a game
And jill is literally the main protagonist
Holdup
What about krauser
Krauser is lowk my fav boss in re4
I forgot

Nab
if you didn't calibrate last season, you only need to do the remaining matches next season
@brisk thunder what region are u matchmaking
brasil
can you speak portuguese?
I don't speak English '-'
like this ?
it glitches tooo any times
The same thing, nothing changes.
quit game
that's are a bug
this has been happening to me since the s9

🥸
Try clearing the game cache
@dusk grotto how can I join
can I promote my mobile game??
you can't. Unless you have a partnership with axlebolt or something
ohh I'm 25
by the way
And I'm 23. Does that make a difference?
so I'm normal dude
yeah in 2 years you will be me
like i do today
with 1 published game which took 2 year to make
so start now
in 2 year you will become
idk the reason why i have the same pfp icon on my gallery
🦛
@silk kraken
Anyone who knows an active asian clan
When is the freaking update
i finna finished calibrating
Hi
hi
Youre no more than 16
What if he is
I'm 50
woah

My phones boutta shut down in 10 seconds
iamgine
Ohhhh
Ok thx
Hi
Any asian clan

Yakuza
@sour star@sour star@sour star@sour star@sour star@sour star@sour star
Clanless 9/10/11 season The legend szukam ogarniętego grającego bez toxic klanu
Hook me up with an asian clan guys

Tf what is this language
polish
Damn
Imagine what happens to so2 if valo mobile gets launched
Polish And english
Grandpa found
Oo asx tag can i have ur ig
Alright
Send me your id i will add you
Ig or TikTok xd i dont know
🦛
Who's playing?


Hi guys
i think he doesnt do english chat
maybe charge your phone
Ig
let it cool down a bit

Anyone knows how much time costs to delivery my gold , I top up in lootbar before 5 mins ?
restart the game
I did but nthg happent
😂
forget your gold
My friend waited 1 hour and later he get it
wait 1 hr
Its to long 😂
wait ill talk to big yahu and let you know about your gold
☎️ring romg rong ring
For rank boost dm me
Brother when are new agents dropping
Yea the update is out

axlebolt just randomly decides when to release huh
U need to carry a Legally blind ID card with u when u go out
Axelbot has been teasing agents since 1899
I hope they get released before GTA 6 so I can play some Standoff 2
What happened unc why u tweaking unc
I ain't want none of ur bs brainrot fella
do you guys also cant set your settings to high in the new update?
well
check again
Wait lemme see
From insider, it said to be device locked
Pressing me with checking is wild
Its weird the game let me in with no indication of a new update
Yes my bad homie u good ❤️
wdym
what does device locked mean
Sry u late I already hired women to press sa charges on u
I mean, the graphic settings would be based off your device performance
from what I read
F
thats really weird
so you can't go any higher, idk why they do that
my device handles all high settings at 120 fps
They shouldve put like a Recommended settings instead
and make higher graphics available
cause what if someone wants to see their skins on high settings you know
@hexed igloo is ggstandoff banable?
I'm cryin
I don't think so, to be fair they sort of endorsed it
SO2MYBALZITCH
alright bro
...
Muehehehh
the new agents are so high quality wtf

do you have any info on how the device's power is calculated?
I don't have ze update on my playstore 
yeah
cuz im on pc so it makes no sense for it to count my pc as low end
,av
Nobody can moderate french chat tho? We got 2 messages that shouldn't be here for obvious reasons 
I was expecting some free gifts but lol 😅 nothing
Yoo guys what r these agents like what's the purpose of buying them?
according to so2, my iphone 11 is more powerfull than my rtx 3060 laptop
a
When u like be in game other people will be able to look at ur agent skin...
Guys is ggstandoff banable?
There are 2 agent u can get for free
Is grass green?
Gold seller site ?
Where i open ticket?
It's not supported by standoff2 but I don't think so
Better to not risk right?
you can clain 9 years sticker
claim*

alr guys so2 calculates device power by RAM or so ive ruled out
Ahhh useless then
no, its flex
alr yes so2 places your device in low end category if you have 4gb ram or less and high end if you have more than 4gb
which means less than 4 gb ram only lets you set mid to low settings
very stupid decision
@fickle osprey yo
What’s up
iphone users be like
HUH
I'm blue
wow
You remember
no, my iphone 11 is set as high end
How u told me to help others
I did
I gave unfortunate people yesterday water in insane heat
🙏
what should i buy right now with about 3k gold
The update is out?????
Yes
yes
Dammn
I’m about to spent $100 did I said I wasn’t not going to

Do you guys want to see me open stuff?
Like reviewing?
yeah sure but give whatever you get to me

Division collection is in market ?
If I don’t like it sure
wuhh fr?
Yea
yayy
You don’t know me?
no 🥲
How you make a call on here?
Someone wanna do 1v1
I give gold away cuz I’m dumb
Everyone ignored me bruh
theres a vc channel
Bro skins we can see but the agent we can't see by our eys so if I can see my skins it's good
U da dom5c dawn
yeah
Come and see
I'm da dom5c nexus
@fickle osprey I don't have audio 😭

should i buy the new st m4 or the normal one
Hey guys

hi
Nab
I would wait
(・.・ノʰⁱⁱ
can't even get the box from ads
Wallahi im gonna buy boxes till i get everything
Any new PROMOCODES for this update?
Akhi u gonna pay for the cases?
Anyone wanna buy clan for 650g
Price negotiable
Clan name- Unicorn Warriors
Tag- uNczR
Space-20
xD
ok jeke
I hope you don't like marco 🙏🙏
I wish I could get marco
he's my fav
But I'm broke
hi hi
Bye bye
nuh
I got home yesterday
and now I'm washed at this game
eat food
and disneyland
in shanghai
disneyland killed my entire mood
shihh was buns
This is what a pro would say
I'm constantly bottom frag right now
1 week
but that was enough
to ruin my gamesense
rahh
very nice
my favorite chinese dude is our tour guide
we call him the michael
the is included
I don't think kills= how good you are since its a team game
Depends on your role ig
Or at least the one you trying to do
for me taking breaks is the most effective way to get better. Like I get used to play in a certain rhythm and get stuck there for months without being able to break out of it and get better. Taking a break makes me "forget" how I play and I play a lot more flexibly
10k gold for a agent shouldnt be nornal
I've been trying to bhe flexible in my role in the matches
I'm bad at everything
Next level lie
I slept forhalf a day and I got even worse
I think it's just my fingers cuz they feel somewhat stiff
what would minimum price be of the agents realistically
harder to play with it cuz of my sense being slow
its like 1.7 or sum
I have to swipe the whole screen to flick properly
hi I'm new

uhm I tried redeeming the code 7BDGIVEAWAY but it says invalid can you help?
the side of my palm sometimes hit the joystick area when I try to shoot or crouch
and I just end up screwing over an easy kill
where'd u get that code gng
from google




