#💬│english-chat
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if you want i can give u my number
try to dox me
why u sweatin
All I'll see is a 40yr old 600lb sitting in his own poo in his mums basement
aaaand muted @shy galleon
Your mum told me while we did it Convo got a little boring
She loose now
Ima leave her
Yeah konnichiwa type shi
Ich liebe dih
The spiders
He forgot the c in dich raaaarrrghhh
martin
gm
i got muted for saying a cheat name in conversation
bro u really wanna do this again
could 3 digit ctag go expensive
no numbers
Bro
i heard you play for like 5-6 years
i hear everything
my eyes can see everything
lets say i got some connections
and i was in this server be4
bro
(hugs slowly)
is this bromance or something else...

hell nah i am out 
he is
Enemies to lovers genre
we never were enemied

Just kiss already I've been vouching for you guys like 15 messages ago
9 Nein
9 9 9

when i tell someone i know german everyone starts to say some random words they learned on tiktok
fr
just drop patch
No way
minimum
how do u know tho
garlic sauce
i will stalk u
1k calories tho
r u polish
romanian?
Bro doesn't know anything about authentic doner
any kebap outside turkey and germany is bad
france is an exception
some in turkey come with laxatives
raw meat
Do you know how it tastes
in usa they probably add pork meat and bbq sauce to it
No ranch or sme shi
Ok
Martin Luther King
so ur 18-20 rn
nah
19

mystery
guess
close
yes

Where do u even live to buy one
bru
he doesnt tell
but he is 5'11"
he is 180cm

192cm girl is crazy
simple sorry does not fix
im out
192cm is not for me
no no
no
shhh

me 2

she said next year i think
so shes 17
prob
huh
chatgpt how to hide a 192cm ducks body without the police noticing?
what skins should i invest in with a budget of 400 gold
cases
which ones
i have deeeeep connections
sure bud
which cases
valor
open all of them
if ur lucky u can get 5k gold bayonet
if not then ggs
i have 2 of them from the pass
opem
n
if ur lucky you will get 5k gold knofe
im gone for 5 minutes
why
or win big
Is there like an available code rn?
meow
give us the opportunity to check for ourselves whether he has been banned
👀
Go play valorant
makinh good graphics while being optimized is hard and expensive
its not made in unreal engine so it can look realistic
.

if standoff 2 would be in unreal it would be soo good but barely 90fps
It was a non-working day when they told u they would ban him. just wait 3 working days bro
Nab
Hmmm

@abstract finch
@abstract finch @abstract finch @abstract finch
being scammed is sooo preventable
also not reaching legend in 500h is bad
Folk
I'm 1100 hours
And at gold 1
its not good....
well if u put too much into ur fun it will eventually become competition without u realising it lol
i slept with standoff 2 on menu
to farm hours
a few months ago
it worked
idk
i farmed hours on menu
being bronze 1 is harder than being legend
if you dont do it on purpose
so we are bullying bronzes

and i completely suppport ur bully tbh
it aint 💔

it is
explain
i reached legend in 60 matches
@tiny ember Do u wana play
im not taking any statement with solid explanation
i could not reach bronze 1 if i played normal
play what
instead of focusing on losing
Allies
In class not gona spam ping samone while in class

nothing impressive but sure
Im feeding my 🐔 rn
i did not mean to say it as impressive
i can get into brozne with only 10 match with new account
@final citrus 
mentioning the total match was necessary but aight
its just a oppinion my guy
imma add you
@sudden robin do u wanna play allies
being brozne is aint hard brotha.
not hard if you focus on losing
fair
i sent request

whats yall mmr rn?
banned 2,5k
i wasnt thr one cheating tho
ur saying ur acc got stolen?
kinda
how does that even happen lol
i wanted to hit 2,6k
0 (0/10 calibration)
gave a online friend for help
goat
he activated cheats
online
Hi
i knew him for a few months
i did not think he would cheat
Is trusting online gamer friend the same thing 
Trusting an online friend is good if theyre actually good people
who
not trsuting completely to give him my acc for boost
Remind me one of my loyal clanmate. Took him about 6 years getting banned 
finding good online friend is like trying to pull nameless fragment
😭
Ive played in 13 of my friends’ accounts
which clan
what cheat did bro use to receive 6 yr ban
atleast it was a account without skins
u may be good one but not everyone is same😭
an
f r
Fair enough
then thats a relief
npt everyone is bad
not ur main and it doesnt have skin
I am iceman
I'm boldman
I am iceman
Why did you need boost anyway
do u play on hk server?
It’s season 11
No i mean , he got caught after 6 years of playin
Win 8 games
so ur chinese?
No
wanna play allies sometimes?
playing solo is too much risk plus i aint carrying random to sell my mmr
currently 2480
Im 2313, it should be a difference of 400
Solo for life
dropped from 2.5k playing solo
cant rn im bit busy
ill ad ur dis acc
Bet
yeah, i believed i would win with randoms lol
How to get knife skin
get my friend req bro
i was desperate to complete my bp quest
no sire
@sudden robin @worldly phoenix @final citrus Hello.

100 notifications 🤧
There pink twilight for sell
Vox was trying to tell you

yes
🎻
is aus server back or no
idk
Hello
hi
lucky mf
who
winter
Why the game kick me suddenly when i play
sometimes it crashes
I’ts not sometime
Heyy
The game kick me 2 times when i play a match
yo
try going off for 5 minutes
OMG I finally got elete role here.
Now get legend 
legend is easy after 1950mmr
Im at 1846mmr
It's my first time hiting elite rank so I dont want to do anything this season but I will do next season so just let me bee hahahaha
Hi, I've been playing for 3 days and I'm looking for a clan.
if ur new ignore clans for now
gameplay isnt the only thing that matters
Alright then
#🛡│clans get him
for what reason?
All right
Any codes?
yes
Which
Invalid
expired then
I opened a case got the wolf thing snd it turned out to be a 20 hour cooldown
I would've had 1k gold😭
But uh why ??
Helou.

H e l o u .
@main scaffold yr friend is online

never have i had so tuff pfp

Who's pulling from the other side?
i aint no snitch
😭😭

🎻
🎹 

That’s what a snitcher would say
Can i join your clan 🙏
wsp
Bah
reversed but Helou. (.uoleH)
Doki poki
okey dokey
Wanna 1v1 for 2 and a half golds plus one kebab
id love to cook a hejteri member
From what i know
You are getting flamed
Dayum
I guess not
👍
279466096
Is that a kebab code?
oki
Hoki
a id that is going to make a hejt member lose
nahhh
u doin to much
martin
i created a new clan
join pls
yqc is the ctag
yeha
yeah
i created it like 2 days ago
500k dabloons
first 1v1
okeey
liar
i dont even have 0.01
and i did not say ot
it
i got 0.00
i dont have silvers
i have 3% battery
u canr
t
bro WHO are you

bye
imma kms
ill do it after you

how it feels opening the vpn and closing it after 3 minutes
its in netherlands rn if ur wondering
sometimes us
sometimes germany
i understand that people can put any pfp they desire
but why do ppl put saudi arabia flag as their pfp?
because they want saudi arabia as their pfp

Top 10 rare species
His gluttony sickens me
i just wanna know what do they think this represents them as?
saudi arabian
thats why i am 8% bodyfat and 250 lbs of pure muscle
🦛
i ask them that
Hi @devout bobcat
@devout bobcat why did u choose a audi r8 as ur personality may i ask
Rat
im the most active here prob
if i havent retired you would still call me sensei but now you are against me
if i would be 1 day in your body, i would spend the first 23h ruining you and then kms

having a duck as a personality is weird
Why the negativity? 
First car I drove in assetto corsa competizione
It was a blind pick
🦛
atleast im not 400 pounds and worth 400 pounds

I would have used that to charge my phone 🤧 such a waste...
Nab, we got hailstorm instead
I was happy at the haze of. A drunken hour
🦛

But heaven knows I'm miserable now
you again?

already am
kaunter shtraik?
Prove it.
Hi
Obsoletely inadequate
What topic areu guys on😄
i would feel pity making the bad feel jealous because of my achievment
I take it as there is NOT an achievement.
sharm
whatever you say
Jobs
Fake level 10.
Käunter ẞhrike
Well u need one
🐱
📯🦣

💯
Ok
Go 1v1 rn 🤧
ok
I had the most humiliating experience of my life today
anddd
I shouldve been there
@devout bobcat i like the passion
😂
Woah tough guy
lag paggsion (italy)
La pasion

noeb
Angel batista type shi
nœb
@tough meadow explain it
I need cash for said passion 
No blood no trabajo
Earn it in a obsolete way
Dex donde va
avg dexter fan
💰
well, you can said it now
ban zhxrm scammer, he don't said it
💰🦛💨

Stop dropping random emoji guys🙄
🐆
not random

eats
runrun
Yoo how's your typing so fast
🥀
university higherups came with a camera crew and some local actors to record an ad for the uni. Since I was a top student, they chose me to interview part of the ad and talk about how good the uni is. But they didn't give me a script and told me to freestyle the whole thing. I panicked and stuttered and spewed nonsense the whole way through. I couldn't form a single proper sentence. And it was in front of 35+ classmates all sitting quitely and listening
Ain't nobody reading allat son😂✌️
if u freestyle

s u
sup
unless ur trained
La pasion
me too
yikes
Hola como estas
Obviously blud tryna garner attention for some reason
somehow freestyle always works on useless things
Sure jjk larp
and bad on important things
Anime corny anyways
He is funny my man
eventough same difficulty
how much should a skin cost if the stickers are worth around 350 together and the skin is the usp line
define "larp"
xd
live action roleplay
LARP (Live-Action Role-Playing) is an interactive, immersive hobby where participants act out characters in a physical, real-world setting, similar to "live-action" Dungeons & Dragons or improvised theater. Players wear costumes, use props, and follow rules to tell a shared story, often involving fantasy, post-apocalyptic, or sci-fi themes.
usp line is near worthless so you won't get that much overpay for it, maybe around50-80, but check what others sell similiar skins for
bro had to google that's crazy
i mean if i bought it how much would it cost
How's that crazy
not even real meaning
why is my hater 80 iq
your wish is so incredibly specific I doubt it exists/ is on the market rn
you'd probably have to make it yourself
if he spouts nonsense and doesn't know what it means
kinda funny
macaroni
I chose this for my usp
Because It was that peak
snowflake better :3
Address me 🐘
The only thing real is you pinging random ahh people every 5 seconds you come online
fake
not randoms
@abstract turtle
they are the chosen ones
The one from from cursed souls collection?
@abstract turtle
u are
do you know anything about the upcoming agents? @abstract turtle
i know
he knows
ur a larp, im the real goat
LARP (Live-Action Role-Playing) is an interactive, immersive hobby where participants act out characters in a physical, real-world setting, similar to "live-action" Dungeons & Dragons or improvised theater. Players wear costumes, use props, and follow rules to tell a shared story, often involving fantasy, post-apocalyptic, or sci-fi themes.
bro WHO even are YOU
@shy galleon i beg you make ur name VydaS Hater
i deserve haters
I have that aswell
cuz im goated like that
hes not a hater tho
he is
You not kanye
annoying person is better
I dont mind the pings from most people aside a few selective attention seekers
im more goated
@abstract turtle @abstract turtle @abstract turtle
huh
do u know da wae
yall r weird
Can you explain why
ping'ing isnt attention seeking
but only really so2 and cs players
ppl like @shy galleon is

17 38
its a short excuse to ragebait the opps
js explain the upcoming agents bruv
please
Just go and watch the videos on yt bro
How am i supposed to know
I havent even watched all of them
ping’ing

just agent skins broshki
imamyth
VydaS
I'm like hey what's up hello
Goat*
silly*
dead by nightlight
dead by tommorow
helper being helpless
🦛
helped help helping
h h h
Helper 
Racer 
no. Hashtags are a syntax to make headings. Headings are too big. Takes up space on the screen, making chat feel chaotic
i mean the small one
like the edited text
are u racing it?
They’re gonna interview me next week 
like a real racist?
LARP (Live-Action Role-Playing) is an interactive, immersive hobby where participants act out characters in a physical, real-world setting, similar to "live-action" Dungeons & Dragons or improvised theater. Players wear costumes, use props, and follow rules to tell a shared story, often involving fantasy, post-apocalyptic, or sci-fi themes.
because of you
Real stuff is superior 
my subs dont know its ai
cherry pics please.
prompt: Picture of a pair of cherries Hanging off a tree, with rainwater dripping down
@wet spear just saw an sm serpent with that exact skull sticker going for 17
nowadays its all just challenges
first time watching him
its the youtuber challenge i think
kaunter schtreik and u never watched nk
i got 4.5k on so2
i watch aurora, faze, dima and ohne
aurora?
Watch me absolutely max verstapping the entire lobby 

xantares and wicadia goat
"B Tier"
lvl 10 tho
i mean that's nice, but that still doesn't mean that your skin exists unfortunately
i didnt imply that the skin i want exists, but the fact that a 17 gold skin has a 130 gold sticker on it seems crazy to me
people make dumb decisions/ don't know what their stuff is worth lol
sm serpent
vydas has been around longer than me. I've been here since 2023 (not counting the time I got kicked from the server that one time)
it was going for 17 gold
wasnt u here since 19?
one sticker is hardly a craft, especially on a skin that looks completely different
nah. I mean I may have visited once or twice but I was never active until 2023
around as in on this server or playing so2 in general?
bro doesnt trust the source
the server. I've been playing so2 since 2019
aight
u trolling
or u actually dont know me
KC
so u trolling
aight
well ur trolling tho
ya'll are just feeding the troll
because troll
i like adding fuel to the fire
i meant thats what got me banned last time
but ji still like adding fuel to the fire
y'all some goobers fr
but trolling
what are you even arguing about
this is literally all i do here
be annoying
without breaking rules
i be talking to talk
i js be typin shit
Im looking for clan members that like to play competitiv a lot, dm if interested !
no
why do you even talk to him
then ignore him? what kinda logic is that
close discord and touch grass
alright bro
LARP (Live-Action Role-Playing) is an interactive, immersive hobby where participants act out characters in a physical, real-world setting, similar to "live-action" Dungeons & Dragons or improvised theater. Players wear costumes, use props, and follow rules to tell a shared story, often involving fantasy, post-apocalyptic, or sci-fi themes.
no thanls
thanks
Your application has been recieved and manually checked by REAL human employees, We regret to inform you that your application has been rejected.
how to more cringe
LARP (Live-Action Role-Playing) is an interactive, immersive hobby where participants act out characters in a physical, real-world setting, similar to "live-action" Dungeons & Dragons or improvised theater. Players wear costumes, use props, and follow rules to tell a shared story, often involving fantasy, post-apocalyptic, or sci-fi themes.
Fuh you
Cornball got that 2010 humour talk bout sum "xd"
u werent even alive in 2010
gen alpha kiddo
english pls and dont expose me
my bad gang
sixseven
🎻
sixseveeennn
back in our day we had vine
and samsung iphone debates
fr
now its just ai slop
onepiece vs naruto edits
anitok
ill figure some things out for unlimited energy
imma make some phone calls
i wont
im mad at him
did the server just go down?
he did not watch the tiktok videos i sent
discord or ingame?
ingame
idk, i also can't find any matches lol
also how do I change roles i'm not phoenix lol
ty
first active helper i ever saw helping

dm @silk moth
oki doki
thx
how much do yall earn as helpers 🤔

they probably get paid in gold
@ancient vale lets 1v1
if ur home rn
deagle 1v1 sandyards
U will experience onetaps so hard u will cry
ask ameya

I want to
kk
.

id win tho
I wanted to watch
Me too
Send id
Are you in with me?
@knotty pivot were waitin rn
yee

Do you know alive discord servers about standoff
Wsg guys
the r/standoff2game discord is pretty active
tbh i was ping abusing
You are really good
lets do ur server
you too
Okey
Gg
Same map?
yes
Okey
Hahaha
lol it was a great match
Yo is ur name mark
Ggwp
Mark gimme the zuck
xD
did it look like the damage was 1 second delayed to you
Peak meme
The delay is crazy in standoff 2 i put 20 bullets in bro and it registers 3
5 seconds... U hit him behind walls and hit him without seeing him...
Like that's what I was seeing 😭
Your bullets were going side ways
Around the wall xd
xdddd
When did u start playing?
1 year ago on july
2500mmr banned
Damm
for trusting a onlinr friend

cheat at competitive
i went down to 2400mmr and wanted to push to 2600mmr and wanted his help
Can u give me invite in dm please
Damm
When will u get rank back?

pirrpirr patapim
hopefully
tralalero trala
Just for fun

Me
What rank
/summon C4 in your house













