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New player here idk what that means
R u like highest rank?
Nope
Pro player
I dont mean to brag but i can count to 100
No doubt
Well it isnt if ur smart
Like me
I almost get it wrong at 70
Strawberry milkshakes
Yo boss. What happened to the clan? I woke up and saw i wasnt in it. Did i do something? Maybe too noob perhaps lol. Just curious. Idm the decision.
No cream
Damn keep up.
Ur entitled to consume ur self produced commodity.
lmao
Ok ur funnier than me boss
Ggs
Btw
I have a question
Yeah I kicked everyone to organize an actual clan.
I am good with ars when i use accel but suck at sniping. But at the same time if i use fixed. I am great at sniping but cant use ars.
A little advice would be nice
Woah woah relax lmao
Oh damn
I guess i was too noob lmao
Everyone was :P
I have no doubt
Increase sensitivity and turn off acceleration.
Alr np
Damn there goes the only noob friendly clan
Sad day for us noobs
Hello quick question, when a cheater gets banned do you get your mmr back? I didnt play for a day and ranked up somehow..
Yes.
Well @silk moth my good friend, imma need your help with something
I was trying profile pictures ingame and now when i tried to change it i couldn't how long i need to wait ?
It works fine for me
Maybe log out and log back in
Or maybe there is a limit to it
Max i changed was 4 times at once
Alright thanks
Hope it helps
its a bot
Hi how to train in competitive maps with adding target in some spots?
Thats different game
How do you get that one spinning animation on the jkmando
Just luck, u can get it randomly sometimes
Hi guys can I show someone game bug? When I watch videos it doesn't give me 5 silver
@worldly phoenix
Guh u want ?
What is ur allies rank

Trust the proccess

is there anyone playing this on a computer? if so can they help?
@toxic anchor brotha im not tryna spend my whole budget on 1 skin xd
"Stendofters"
🥀
🎻
I just gave you ideeas
Im broke
How much is your inventory worth?
wdym
your russian children got no respect tbh
thats my honest opinion
i was having fun until one of these russian kids had the audacity to go to my dms and say " i #### your mouth"
i lost all hopes in russia bro
You are bronze
genuinely
Abt like 500g in skins and 10.5k in pure gold rn
why talk
im not mad
im luaghing
Im sharing an opinion
not starting an arguement
You can still make a good inventory out of that
if you don't care about it
I rlly wanted akr treasure hunter but will probably get orchid or digital burst
Brotha ur givin him attention
you are a spoiled brat who didn't have to suffer 30 fps
ikr he's 12
i can already tell
seen people like this
Blud ur fallin for his ragebait
Brotha
wdym
U blind ?
what
Just block him and no msg can get thru
Or fabric storm if you like golden skins
Wuoldnt rlly fit my combo
Flicker gloves + peal abyss tanto
@tough meadow rule 4 bulp
Not my business
not my business
ragebait
hell nah
absolute bullshi
fuh this country
delete dis country nobody likes it🔥 🔥 💯
ok
and take my knife with it
im crine
And im global elite
U got legend now?
Oh
idk if i can carry anyone anymore
Wanna allies
Yo
lost faith in humanity after seeing scammers
😂 😂 😂 😂
im not mad
i swear
like
im actually dying
this shows how pathetic this kid is
Digital burst or night fury then
and how desperate he is to make me fall for a rage bait
Ngl akr is the only gun skin i cant decide on rn
they do
Necromancer stattrack?
Been thinking
How much did you got the deagle for?
300
It's good
I think that was a nice deal
i don't know
The next guns that ill buy are necroancer m4 and railgun akr12
Wowzy
I got an m4 necromancer with one 2019 sticker if you want
I saw a nightfury akr with 4x 4years colo for 1.2k was thinking that
May i see the img of it ?
does anyone have that usp asimov kinda skin, pls screenshot ingame
One min
Blud usin alt acc
Is blud avoid mute
@tough meadow blud avoiding punishment with an alt
Its a nono
Wow death threats
So cool
As if i care
tuff
what happened lmao
Blud tryna ragebait everyone he sees
buddy is about to get an ip ban
what stickers should i buy for reselling from the current collection

cs
@worldly phoenix
I only got a phone gng
critical ops
son
Hell noo I don't like that one
critical ops best game
they got crazy skins
nah
It's best for you cuz it requires much lower skill
And that's what makes it boring for me
ragebaiting is fun ngl 
Champ
Wanna allies after
@final citrus

Why
-_-
lowkey why mobile shooter games so obsessed with 5v5 defuse mode. Would be nice to have 8v8 on classic mode but 5v5 on ranked instead 
The only game i know that break this rule is probably Forward Assault 
Because they all copy cs
There 2v2

Eh cs has more than 5v5 per lobby match

Fuh you alex
20 players would already be deathmatch
FA doesn't tho. Its quite unique on its own except a horde of cheaters 
cs 🆘 has 12v12
I didn't know that
I'm not playing it
Since the maps is small 8v8 should be sufficient 
all cs games generally
that one 7v3 match
which one
The highest I've seen is 6.
i remember trolling with my friends using that bug
But its still 5v5 , its just that player being stuck there on leaderboards
it was 8v2 lol

I saw 6v6 once and it was regular defuse
long time ago
if you spam click one side at the same time with other players it will bug out and make it unbalance
Lowkey need that one eu guy files a law so they make 8v8 as norm defuse match capacity 
And old bug i see
iamgine
You wont giving me any therapy soon
hm
We'll talk in bed instead
hmm damn

hidden tax, conversation per minute, gas, chair not included


@gleaming warren my m9 pattern is 885, twilight looks good with certain gloves with certain pattern


Discord rp:
Price?

u can say shit
its normal
shit
shit
my rank lowred from phoenix to gold 3 this day
shit
Most normal occurrence
That feeling when knee surgery tmrw

Oi
Oui
get back to 
oMo
im trying to play standoff but my ipad is locking on 30fps and crashing the game immediatly
like every single time
oMo
throw it
after about 2 mins of playing it crashs
away
not funny bro
ipad 🥀
pack it up unc
changba
are you sure?
the gpu running on hope and dreams
he's not
A13 chip bru
this thing can rock 80 fps any game but the screen hz is locking it
If its about crash , it probably memory overload.
wait
seems like a massive skill issue to me
u are a genius
thanks
Im a harvard graduate
.
As for screen , its probably thermal throttling
shut up neev
Bon appetit
He got banned for endorsing cheats in his server
bro are he fr
back
Does anyone get shadow ban?
deleted 30 gb of secret shit
Like i cant find matches with my friends
What in the neev
@neev is this real
@neev elaborate
didn't know he had a server tho
12 ppl in there
@final citrus elite ball
knowledge
s
A cult of cat server

This is some kind of warning like "I'm monitoring the chat"
"be careful"
nope
then what

message farming
A sign of "Just being here by myself, move along"
👌
He had like 100 members there
Can someone DM me faceit server
evil side of neev
those who know
What
Hi
get out
Do you have faceit gtg

Curses
He doesnt cheat😭😭
yes Im on the list of those who know
Dm the then eshays
tuff pfp
Yall are some goofy people if you really think he cheats
The gtg faceit
he cheating , he steal my kitten through bluetooth connection
ngl bro got banned for stupid reason
I dont think so mate
With a Snapdragon elite gen 5
Shii that might be true💔
🥀
Too bad then
Too low buddy , u need atleast intel uhd 2000
Satire
🥀
Hi everyone
Stele98
um what?
Stele
here's what you need: Intel Core i9-14900KS
And rzyen 9950x3d
wrong chat
Ryzen 6067 minimum brochacho
@sudden pasture ozoo send me
oled when you can have a QWERTYLED
What
@odd elm
Still i like did what he said so
IGZO ips lcd p-oled ahh
Someone please DM me gtg faceit
Yeah its just unexpected. Ive seen some ur fellas send too but in full pic instead
Work hard Play hard
You guys play standoff on pc?
Nah I scsed
valorant is free
brvh
Firearms is cheaper than ram , might wanna priorities that
mr furry hot muscles is only 1$ bro
ה
👍
I have 10 cents in my steam wallet
rich
Ya know its better to play so2 in ps5
Stick drift
skill issue
how do i get a valorant mobile ac
First step : u don't
skill drift
Why
U will get 插入中文文本占位符 virus
bing chilling
yi lon ma
nes
area f2 >> r6 flop
payday 2>

update 0.38.1 is supposed to release around the last week of april right?
it isn't working
I deleted 30gb of shit
updated to the last shit
turned off eveything that I dont use
(because ios upadtes turn everything back to normal)
Teach awm ways
and it is still crashing

Certified MetalFX™
bro
its not ur phone bruh
its the games fault
its fonna be fixed in 0.38.1
gonna*
its happning for everyone???
yes
@near phoenix ANSWER
same

yo how I get the secret code
Sandstone is the worst map to ever rubin exist
Did it make you activate Balkan rage
where did they say it
Top 3 pfps oat
It's not 1 tho cus that's me
On sahur

Wazzzaaaahh
I just wonder if axlebolt's idea of having each character have their own weapon with their name on it is a great one?
Idk that could be good
Well, each character has their own weapon with their name on it.
no
And how did you find out?
I never knew that
trailer bro
What trailer
When did a trailer drop
bro
Because the character Rise has a gun with his name on the magazine
I'm touching grass too much lately
Ohhhh
I guess it's cool
Yep
Do you have a chat in Portuguese?
Gtg see y'all
And I noticed that each agent has a gun in the picture and as I saw the agent's name rise on the reloader it has the name rise on it
same w Lincoln
haven't opened the game in months. Waiting for the remaster
Adam He looks the best of them all so far, plus you can see he's been worked on the most and he has new clothes and that gas mask looks amazing.
there is a remaster?
or u just hoping
ok bro
Ok
ok
?
it seemed like a fun chain but now its ruined
What do you mean by that?
Ok
also
I still don't understand what you mean, but okay.
@mossy saddle where did miaxxl go?
idk
I remember her or he or they or idk a fun indivigual

hmmmmm
im gonna try one last time to play
Yo I paid for the battlepass and didnt get it who do I contact?
Pls bro
I got an error code didn’t get to screenshot, and they took my money
First this: There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base
Then ask for a refund from the app Store you purchased the bp through
Can I do it on appstore?
Like android play store or ios app Store
Ok tysm
Bro where the hell is the update why are there 100 trailers but not update
No no the question is why they making trailers litteraly few days after s11 dropped
Normaly they wait a while then drop trailers b4 upd not weeks b4 upd
I think they will release one more trailer about the ct with the night vision and then they will release it
I received it after I requested a refund😭😭😭😭How to cancel I don’t wanna get banned or smth
guys,is there a chat to upload memes ?🐧
violence doesnt drive him, but rather money motivated axlebolt does
meet our newest "CONCEPT agent"
I think the devs will simply cancel the bp. But I'm not sure. You can ask here: Where can I ask a question or leave feedback? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base
Thank youu
i have no idea that i could upload meme there lol
vermilion is better
thank you btw
but i guess that one will be cheaper
idk bro sounds like someone's got a good taste
tbh looks like as if m4a1 palladin was an akr
they be leaking so much for the upd not to be soon
they like watching the market crumble before the update even began
👋
bye
(that means bye i go sleep, right?)
i been waiting for the update to take advantage of that
i been holding onto my gold for a while
ive already bought everything i wanted
im waiting for that market crash to spend my k gold
well, except stuff that i cant afford
9k
when market ctashes ppl will [ut good skins with peak stickers for sale on cheap
and then i come into play
agents ma guy
its gona be bigger
cuz everyone already knows agents will be there and are already selling stuff
not everyone
everyone with gold knows that agents are coming, but not everyone is selling
what do you plan on buying?
m4 necro / akr12 railgun / peal abyss tanto / akr prob digital burst maybe smth other / g22 nest and others
nice
oh, i might actually buy quite a few things
i got bored of my awm gear statrack, and that new venom look very good
ive always loved 2 years red skins, and venom kinda looks like one
and agents ofc, but thats gonna be when they drop in price
i think i'll buy marco and lincoln
since when can you say slurs here 💀 🥀
When is update releasing
do you think it would be better if they released the update normally but without trailers?
Not even an update had so many trailers
wdym
they wont change the release date cuz of the trailers
i think its better when we get teasers before the update
you like suspense means
hi
Hello
Congrats king
ik but I'm not lame bro. cool ppl use "shi"
@ripe bronze, i wanna show u sth in genshin
no
Which one of the following to choose
get a job
keep money and buy good phone
Im not capable of it
Im pursuing education
anyone down for allies?
rank?
yes
ur rank
elite
I wont be able to get good grades
As i wont be able to divert my time properly
@empty nexus i was literally 14 when i took that ss
😭
@graceful nacelle wanna play?
I won't trust my MMR to someone who has an avatar like urs
sadly
no negative
my parents didn't teach me good behavior
it's ok if u don't wanna play
my mom is kinda underground
i mean under ground
No one?
new codes?
no
is there codes in So2?
no
hi
Hi
Yooooo wazzzaaaahh
when new agents will be added?
yes

George?
(・.・ノʰⁱⁱ
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en
I want skins 
Yo join up I need this please
I want market to crash
I'm trying to get the sharpshooter skin
Oh hell nah then my skins worthless
So please join up because I'm trying to get this sharpshooter skin for the m4 I would really appreciate it
Its already cooked
Then i can spend my 9k cuz now i cant

I have 8k and stuff still on sale
I got 9k and a spending plan and i want market to crash even more
Am buying 3k gold and as soon as I get my hands on the battle pass glove case am selling and buying m4 sketch

I spended 1.5k today for gloves + deagle
Im having doubts on what to do
As i got 4 gloves still
And i cant sell them due to losing alot of gold on tax
How abt we just get the skins we want ?
Im quitting the mindset that everythin has to match
Imma get the skins i like
Your gonna have to hold on to them for a while just for you not to lose gold tbh
I don't see you selling them any time soon
For profit or break even
Im waiting for the market to go
Up
Im waiting for it to crasj
I sold most of the stuff i got for an exceptionally low price
@abstract turtle do i buy multiple 1k+ value skins or 2 rlly expensive ones
Just buy what you like
YE IM BUYIN IT
Looks bad on low graphics
And your inventory doesn’t ever fit it
My inv has glove for ever colour 
And I got a gold m4
Crinta
Holy macro flex type shi
I put an order for akr treasure
7k
Les hope
Someone sells

Hii
Thats a half baked decision
Order it for lower price
Its basicly a investment yk
And i rlly like the skin
From what i know
You DO NOT keep your stuff for longterm
Lol
Alr treasure hunter
Akr*
Is another story
Its been in my dream list for as long as i played tis game
That was me when i bought my first butterfly and sold it the following 2 weeks
Nanana tis is dif
TIS IS HISTORY
I been yapping for so long that ill get akr treasure and i always wanted it
And now
Time to actually grt it
Imma put 7000.01 to troll you
;c
If u do that
Imma not buy ur stuff
And imma blok u
Some promocodes?
Hi chat.
Hi
🎻
👋 
Nice nice.
who is that blue fruit AAA
Blue-berry
why does it have a face
Someone wanna play comp
me
Id
what's the mmr
Blueberries are purple.
Because i made it have one
Unranked
or not required
U like gacha?
I need 3 more games
Hello guys who can help me for pay gold?
Keyrise what’s your id
not much than me
I have 180 hours and at 125 levels currently.
Nc
no u
I can play TDM sometimes normally
ok
Well i play very less, used to uninstall game time to time, cause device back then didn't offer much memory, in between played pubg too though my hrs r 1300+ my lvl is 308
but as soon as I join comp,allies,defuse,duel, basic shit is anything but TDM my game immediatly crashes
bro took it too seriously
Too bad
and u watch anime
im on ipad 60 fps stable and it has no issues with any other game BUT so2
Used to in Covid, now i don't, just kept the pfp
The game has optimisation issues
its a worldwide thing?
grown man watching anime
or just me
For ios users yeah
I used to have crashes for a week but they're gone for some reason..
I'm not a man tho
thats an another bad shit for ios
Aberration
I mean anime is for teenagers so whats the problem, am sure grown man watch game of thrones with dragons flying in it
why do u seem upset about their disappernce?
I like to play fairly.

🎻
yeah if I keep talking with u im gonna get lonotomy
lobotomy*
Why?
There is Indonesia player?
what
in my club
we play another club
I score hattrick
game ended in draw because of my team
4-4
anime
Yo i need 4 players 4 comp
Europe
Europe contry
Is that spain
okay
Im tired playing whit dumb people
Ye
white?? are u racist
yes
Im brown wtf
Lol, so u were testing him, if he said wow then he is definitely low iq
combo
So who wanna play
i like ur pfp

he is kinda Ayana Koji
the bay harbour butcher
manipulator
high iq guy
I am
ofc it is im on season 3, stopped watching sbt a month ago idk of i should finish, im not using netflix do all 8 season are still on my tv
💔🙏
finish the whole series
are u smart?
I mean the story of classroom of elite is dumb
also watch new blood and resurrection
i prob will ITS SO INETERESTING AND FUN
exactlyy
Yes
am doing thst last
smart
and u have anime pfp
Yeah so what, people literally watch fantasy series or marvel movies where iron man is flying
That too is fake
Y can't I sens images in chat ?
Made for children
Send*
not smart but thr true order of watching
#📸│photos here u can
another high iq guy
rn deathnote and oat prob i wanna eat ur pancreas
Dont know about him about u sure sound low iq to me
instead of complaining help them
Depends on genre
romance prob the best one
do yall even know a guy that still watching one piece, it got like 1200 epsiodes or some shi
it os buddy
no better anime genre then romance
Kimi no nawa is my favourite romance anime movie, and your lie in April is my favourite series, also fuuka and kono oto tomare
i like the intro song, so good
yeah ik those o jus stoped watching, got boring cuz why is deathnote 47 episodes bro
idk anime language
This low iq bro gets very angry when anime is mentioned
❤️
67
Go watch those flying dragons in game of thrones
its okay we all start somewhere
First tell me what do u watch
cracked crunchy roll is goated, but hianime shut down and maybe come back again
Crunchyroll
hi anime like the goats of anime
yeah but its paid
whyd u delete ur msg
He got muted
autodeleted
yes im poor hate me more
they nerfed me
He used bad words so got auto delete
"okay"
almost everything
U need to touch some grass then
i watch everything too, anime, cs , minecraft, tv shows, movies and allat there is to watch yet im still not satisfied
Social distancing is not a term I want to be used again this lifetime
watching everything is the right way
Am not talking about u bro, am talking about him
"Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae o Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai"
yeah somebody use bro hes so turned on tf
ik but watching everything is totally good
What a strange thing to say
Btw guys one of my favourites hidden gem romance anime is "kono oto tomare"
R u slow
U guys should give it s try
better watch what ur typing
cya
owner

matter of fact im 3 i was kidding
owner come
🎻 ❤️
"owner"
i mean who don't except u
wym

me?
Bros name is criminal. ignore him
he tuff turkish guy
u playing a russian game thats mainly english and u still yap russian and turkish
what a shame
HUH
mainly English?



yoo
someone comp 3/5?
Ranger
id 260206038
But I’m still noob
i’m still calibrating
if you wanna go
i’m not bad ig
Sup brother
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??
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