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No i have short memory (0.01ms)
Make it 0.0067
doesn't ring a bell
Bruh
You dont even have bells
Well doesn't matter this wasnt the first time we talked.
🤓 💔

shutup neev
is gold 4 hard in 1v1s just reached it first time playing the game
hi
Sup
oh..uhhhh. what were you saying?
Can you get ban for plaing on emulator?
idk
guys im trying to join a comp game
it just keeps timing me out
not just comp
EVERYTHING
what is this update bro
You should report this through the helpdesk: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me


Yoo bro can you tel me if you can get ban just for plaing on emulator plz
No. Emulators are not bannable unless they tamper with game files.
The how one of my frends got ban and try to apilit and they told hi he got ban for play on emulator and the they say it because he has an advantage over other players (sorry for my English)
did they literally use the word "emulator" or only that your friend was taking unfair advantage?
What emulator? I don’t know what that is sorry 😭
Let me see
One sec
Like pc or laptop
im playing standoff2 using bluestacks rn
Gl to don’t get ban ig
OwO
He is not answering me but not not that word for shur
Sure
👌
👍
My brother 😚
Hi everyone
My brothar
yeah
U can’t get rank up ig for now


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👋

Hello
👋 
Im Hope back and playing shadow fight

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Omg 300 g thx man
hi
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i js got legend rank with 10 games played😭
9 won 1 lost
lost my win streak last game
😔
I'm looking for a clan for scrim
Ye

anyone wanna play allies I get only bad teammates
I lost 150+ MMR because my useless microwave with the engineering equivalent of a north sentinalise weapon keeps dropping my fps to 45
U need be careful
les go

dm


👋 
👍
🛏️

Zzz

👌
agh my eyes

Why can't Putin nuke all of us already
Oops… my finger slipped
Say wallahi bro say wallahi
Risty ahh
We are searching CW guys
But fr
Hmm
Is a hard choice
Just HAD to mention 120 fps and ios in your name didn't you
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Bc sometimes ask are u on, iOS or android?
Also mentioned r6m in his bio twice because ...why not i guess
Tell me
Oh yeah and i guess the 120 fps is necessary to let them know it's a pro iphone too right ✌️
Uhm I have not see that XD
Nope
Folk I'm crine😭
U are bro🥀
Which shadow fight do you play
👍
Tf how you don't know which one
Catfish
Im play both

I wanna play sf2 again so tell me its not p2w or anything right
Im Play to win
Like if any good stuff is locked behind a paywall or something
These stickers done ruined your head gang
👍
Wait what there's skins in the game too
I can get through the ads that's easy for me
Man of taste from shadow fight
Wow
Bhq
Hmm
Im Play shadow fight 3
Hm but is like any stuff like any good weapons locked behind a paywall
Wait fr how much time
And how is with one boss? Sage?
Wait so there's the energy concept in the game i forgot so you can't play for long amount of time
.
That true but 😭 make u rage that ONE boss fight
So can that be bypassed by using a modded version of the game


Yeah I can also get all weapons unlocked and maxed right away that makes it easy and takes away the fun that's why I want to just play it normal

I want to play the need for speed most wanted again but it's not supported for my phone man
Huuh
„How“ 😭 ?
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the mobile port is quite mediocre. Better play the pc version in a windows emulator if you phone's chip is strong enough
Then u feeling on the phone‘s back is hot

Mine stays warm but not hot
The air overheats alot

It seems cooled and efficient
Even without a cooler from the outside
It just does fine
Whats ur phone
Air 😭
Cod gamer
I wanna see if i can get the s27 ultra by january
Bro doesnt get the ref 😭😭😭
Yeah i had to place ice on it yesterday to cool off the 47 degrees
Comp bnu guyss
It would be a huge jump in terms of performance
my old phone is 50
Like
@twilit vigil ahh
Who? Me? 😭
Okay33
Bye 👋
Helllo guiiiiiiis
🥀
Not u
So who is joine me in there clane
I feel like I'm playing better with gyro aim
Guys i just cracked 0.03 methodd
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@shy galleon
Yeah gng what
The modded version??
Yeah
Just search up on your browser shadow fight 2 mod latest
And download the top one whichever it is
Don't think about security or anything
They have everything about you anyways so
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Nice username twin❤️

You helper?
Yes
Uninstall
Balriight
Matchmaking aint fair
Protect your peace and sanity twin
Don't bother with ranked just play casual
Low cortisol
You dumb frfr

All good twin just hoping you aren't larping him
3 tungs when you speak his name
Just remember that
No twin don't send these send some duke dennis some marlon type shi
Be nonchalant
❤️

Which device twin
:
Should work a stable 60 twin sum wrong with your device then
fix the game bro
iphone 14 pro
crashing mid game
like wth dawg
Will it work..
💀
Iphones are having this issue it is working fine with androids
well they need to fix this next update
cuz before this update. the game was so smooth bro
i play on the same phone, never happened to me
since when has it been crashing
I cant handle group of triple legend 😠 😠
since the update released
Play casual twin low cortisol❤️
Low risk non reward
Facts
I watched her die
yeah last update the game was so smooth i could play for hourd and have no problem
hours-*
Whoa who
yeah
Jane
Jane juliett!?!?
Ouh get it
Woah bb refference
No way you are larping jesse pinkman in your username
🔥
Im true larper jane im early
Larp larp larp sahur get him
Triple T daddy
Yes good always remember the tung strikes thrice
Yall watching the boys' s new season?
@twilit vigil
Just give me 5 minutes to send the other proofs
Oh mb gng
U dint even sound sarcastic
>
lolololo
I forgot to send the other 2 proofs
Folk who ken
This guy is genuinely using triple t's pfp in vain😡
sure ig
What's happening rn anyways

i have 1k hrs he seems fine...
bro PLEASE FIX THE GAME its crashing on my iphone 14 pro since this update dropped
Lirili larilarp
I can send it to you
Twinjamin netanyahu
not dms

i was js giving my opnion
Heyoo
Someone serious want to be my DUO in ALLIES & COMP ^^ i'm an OG gamer on PC & MOBILE ^^
@twilit vigil
Check #📸│photos
hi guys, if i reported a cheater via official report website, will i get the response sent to my account?
Nope
where to then
I know brother thank you for mentioning that because the channel is empty & already dropped the msg there ^^ im 31yo btw ❤️🫡
Where u messaged them
But
If u played competitive,allies and duels
in the official website for reporting
U will get Mmr back
They will message u there
Yep
It's like 3 days max
@twilit vigil listening to peak 🙏
Try happy song trust
Sticker Standoff

gd eh?
this is what my build actually look like
Watch it
Imma start breaking nad now
You won't regret it
I beg you pardon
Wut
unbreaking good
I ended as soon as polys son came to visit her
To not spoil anymor
fixing fantastic
Keep the dramam hanging
breaking changba habit of spamming 
Fantastic rouf
Demolishing evil
repairing kind
Anyone from balkan i need some help but idk english well
Smallmind
Which language
download english language
DLC locked for him probably
Still needs to get experience
download modded version
Bosnian Croatian Serbian
Don't speak either
Hahahahahah
dzien dobry
Imma deport u to serbia
Im not from serbia but oke
Thas polish
Steal thy wallet in romania
they only steal car
They steal fuel
Jews stole em pennys
Never encountered something like that
Alr hea rme out
Sup
We not hearing u out
If a penny drops on the ground who picks it up first ?
A) jew
B) romanian
Romanian
B
No hesitation
c) myself
If the penny is ur power what r u without it
I see stuff like that alot
Ar ur the jew x romanian hybrid ?
bazinga
/j
Tis the only socrates line u know ?
Im atheist
Ik
Why
Ikwidk
To be is be to
Bro is not hamlet
Circle sakupens
Sup
👋
tuff
Thank you
🔥
thragg mogs everyone
Well the show did give him vocal problems.
Haven't played
fire
His voice didnt really match him much in battle
any ideeas when will clan battle be back?

Iphone
And I have make a new account
Yes brothar
And i am samsung
Best duo ahh
Fr
Kk
Server optimization is awful.
Got people with 300+ ping playing on US servers because higher ping give them an advantage
Joke of a game tbh.
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Only cheaters in every match
Still playable
Anyone wanna play Matches?
?
Anyone wanna play allies i had triple elite in season 10 and i wanna try thl this season
what was your kd
Wasup
Im new
Can anyone has a spare acc that has an knife anykind of knife i js lost my acc with full white combo 
Stay Young Black And Unique
🦛

yo what awp should I buy I don't know what to buy
Genesis
it's cool
Nab
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Day 2 of playing competitive: Continued to play from phoenix made it to half way to master. With 2-3 losses.
Day 2 of not caring about your competitive push

waiting for him to get banned
I sent a report on the official web
they finding hacks so easily so quick , they updating faster the cheats than anticheat of so2, getting update.
yea, i remember previously there was less cheaters
maybe i was just playing when no one was playing
I played 121 competitive matches total and only met 1 cheater.
🦛
On France server.
Last time I met a cheater it was 2023
in duel mode after reaching 1900MMR , everymatch is a hacker

phew good thing i aint reaching that
:)
jk im gonna try to go for master in all modes
I did 1831 on duels last season with 0 cheaters 12 wins 0 loses. 
I'm assuming you're on low ladder
gold is low btw
Even elite is low

no its not
Yes it is
no its not
you mean elite on just one mode or all
gl
ur gold, you wont run into cheaters

One people want make duo for push allie master
my teamate just got knifed

How to get free knife
Hello chat
hi
no wonder bro is bronze
Stuck bc noob
Where?
idk
Any server that making giveaway?
get free knife
Someone can ply with me comp? Js need a good aim guy and im unranked this season
Go to the kitchen and grab the kitchen knife. 🔪
play with @echo jewel he will push u to legend
Sure
@echo jewel Cme dm
💔✌🏻 goodluck jammy
I am pushing gold this season 🦧
Question:how do I play competitive but avery one is leaving match?
Don't play with randoms bc thats why im here rn lost like -47 js from a few seconds
Folk don't play ranked just play casual
I m very confused whit how do I rank up but awery one is leaving match
On some low cortisol shi
If i had a good aim i wouldn’t be an silver.
No shi sherlock
Bc they r idiots ik
I keep playing till the last breathe of the game
Same
Whatever floats your boat
you look familiar
Its funny tho me bc I play like 12 matches of com and 12 of them someone leaves
Yes, last season gold.
Oh yeah? Who do I look like
Crazy.
Like patrick
Fr
Cuz mine not js somone , its everyone 😑
Last season I just played full 2 matches bc of them leaving...
Why do y'all even play ranked
iamgine
why not?
Tbh I play more classic bc of some guys leaving matches in com
Like just play casual and be happy gng
I retired the game 3 seasons bec of that s.
i have more fun in ranked then casual

Sure you do buddy
😈
Nice pfp twin
@torn sorrel Nooob
what make casual game so fun?
I wanted tho ask mod for something if they can do tho make like when you join you cant leave or som shi
Why you always say that to me
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Just a goated pfp twin❤️
idk why but I think i saw you oliver in my match
That’s not possible
No stress to play best
No pressure
No issues as to play the whole match or whatever
Nothing's at stake
Or maybe som other guy haves your php
Why would you not play ranked
why go agiesnt ez oppents where the fun is that
in that
The worst is when someone camps all game
wining every game will kill the game faster
then having same wins and same loses
plus no improvemnt in you skill if you go agiesnt people weaker then you nonstop
I agree whit alex but THETS WHY I STARTED playing com but...awery ones leaving
Definitely not you don't win every game
The normal casual would would ofcourse be tdm
But if you want the thrill you can play gungame
also this is liek saying go on a nice bike ride around the park rather then going biking down a mountoin or somthing whihc is way more fun
That's what I play it's casual and there's thrill too best of both worlds
defuse is the same as comp just with no skill cap
you can be bronze and face a legend
level deosnt have anything to do with match making
in comp or defuse
Yeah thets what I sayed
Defuse is basically the same thing as comp
Here me out we are talking about a mobile game here not pc or a whole setup people who usually play on mobile Obv aren't looking for this type of stuff not even normal defuse even tho standoff is i guess is popular for the defuse and if people wanted to play casual they would just play codm or PUBG or SMTH but still nobody is happy playing defuse they just play it because it's addictive
And I have not yet. Met anyone that plays casual that has issues or whatever
Tbh if you play standoff2 on pc just play cs2 at this point dont need tho "cook" mobile players
I mean it isent a skill tho play against mobile players
my friend jsut compplaided about casul yesterday loll
They play like that because they are bad at the game mobile players are like easy prey for them
Fr
Oh what did he say
bad teamates
Tbh som times is funny thet mobile player cooks pc player
Tbh thets true I carry my team some times but tbh i dokt care thet much
Yeah ofc actually that is a problem but once again pros of playing casual
You can just leave and join another game or switch teams
The worst thing is tho someone leaves one team tho go tho another in like half of match
where the fun in that
you
can also
leave a comp game
and join another
or suuderr
Bro thets worst thing bc I play com and awery ones leaving like wtf
Ofc you cannot see the fun but a casual player doesn't mind
I don't mind
Bro casual and com have bad things
also you said you can jsu tleave and join another you can do the same in ranked
Both are bad im wheys
Would it feel the same tho I mean there are what like 10 15 rounds in one match you switch side like the ct and t and 1 whole match takes like a lot of time
cant alwats switch sides in defuse
Whereas a casual mode like tdm gungame is small 5-7 mins
always*
Yeah but what is fun of match being 5 min bc its 5vs3
Yeah that's why I don't play tdm much
Gungame is best
you have any hobbies?
Yes
and they are?
I draw
Ok NOW hear me out ok
I do art and you do not that's why you say just say use ai which i agree is the same thing as you playing the game competitively and me being a casual saying that just play casual why go through the hassle BUT the further I go into art do the harder stuff sure it will get to my nerves you know me not being good enough not making art how I want to and you go deeper into the game playing more and more competitive it will get harder for you but suppose we both leave what we are doing some time later 1 week 2 weeks maybe a month later I will go back to art even though it was hard but it gave me joy whereas you most probably would not go back to playing the game because it gave you was pain
actaully
i do art even did GCSE art and want to get into animatoin
Ok that's not exactly what I meant just read the paragraph first please
not true
i quit this game in 2021
and came back into it
in 2024
i have actaully found it harder to get back to drawing then back to playing the game
Ok maybe i didn't say my words properly wait a sec let me try that again
🎻 ❤️
i aint reading aother parag bro am in allies
What I meant to say on 1 side there is the thing you love and on 2 is something you are just doing even tho all it gives you is pain 1st thing for you is standoff and 2nd is art 1st for me is art and 2nd is standoff now thing is I'm not telling YOU to leave comp and play casual because yeah ofc that is what you love but for someone else that is like me that's who I'm trying to get to
I ain't reading allat
That’s too much to read can u tell me in short pls?
@final citrus please read this gng i gave this pep talk just for you pls
again your saying
that the only thing you get
from
so2 comp
is pain whihc is not draw

the achivement of getting a high rank and the one you wanted is the same and getting good at drawing and drawing the image in the style you want
by telling us to play defuse becuase you dont get pressure and and not stress
is liek saying to use ai becuase it doesnt take long
and no hard work
and stress of trying to get it right
Having 30 fps in standoff 2 is basically like playing football but you have fractured legs

wdym
30 fps?
how can u even play
😭
Im describing my predicament
Thats why i quit the game entirely
Ok why I do art
I ofc want results right but that's not all I do it for I do it for the process it's like 90% the process and %10 the result for me and I think that's what it is like for most artists too I draw because for the 2 3 hours i spend drawing I'm not thinking of anything the stress is gone all I think about is the thing I love that's art basically ofc this is why you do anything you love BUT you it's not like that for you your fun is when you reach the rank you have been wanting you don't like the process you don't like the playing ur angry during the whole playing part but ofc now you will say if it was like that i wouldn't be playing then but yo do keep playing BECAUSE of that feeling of accomplishment that you get after reaching the rank after grinding for hours
omg
.
Gng read it first please
so you want to be drawing for hours on end
earsing half the lines you do
becuase they are wrong
becuase thats the process
doing samthing wrong nonstop till you do it right
Holy Lectures
Yes and I am saying like how you don't get why this is fun for me I also don't get why playing the game even tho you are raging at it fun for you

what am saying
is drawing and game
Where do I get to ban hackers in DC?
Do you guys know?
Omg bro did you genuinely read my para or not
who tf is gonna read all that dawg😭
I feel like you are not levelling with me first so of c no matter i say you aren't gonna exactly understand it
Looking at the convo, Alex and Vedant are 2 DIFFERENT indivisuals one likes gaming, one likes drawing. isn't it obvious?
It's okay
indivisuals
😭😭😭
i feel exactly the same
Y dont u guys just respect each others opinions and moveon
what now
the problem is you think comp only bring pain
Lmao
😂 👌🏼
30 missed calls from Harvard
Look I lost my train of thoughts in the last 2 paras and you did too i think it's both our fault so it okay i think we should leave it here now
brah leave it
chill tf out
you 2 are heating like an oven with plastic plates in it 😭
No no no that is all true what I said if you go read you will see it's just i deviated from what I was trying to explain to you originally

Stay Young Black And Unique 😁
Yeah you indeed are not levelling with me clearly i think it's wraps now
Finally, at least one stops being a toddler
🎻 ❤️
what
Wtf yall are arguing for an hour
🎹
🎻

-help
Tbh this chat is more strange then com
i wasnt copy pastinf like the guy said i was 😭😭
Job one had
This guy spiked my cortisol too hard I am gonna have to listen to some mommy asmr

Cant blame you for not liking peak if you haven't even experienced it properly yet


Yk the world isent just American
Ingenuity
Does any champion or master want to play?
Same
Bro I cant perfectly say awery word
Same
Tbh I came t this chat tho see wtf is going whit com and I m arguing, wtf whit my life
Com-competitive
That's twin fr ❤️
I can bet his rolling in his grave
I like tho say com its shorter
But fr Awery match someone leaves and I cant even rank up
Ok
What is wrong whit people who leave mm match at start of the game I did 12 matches and all of them som one left
they dodge or jsut disconnet
Oh you agein
who you
Soooooo How the duck I rank up?
You
idk

Has someone told mod for mm , people who leave awery match?
I cant even go from broze bc I cant rank uppp
i will play 100 matches and 4 of them I will play full
...
yiu
get timer ban now
Why
Bro you sayed me
Wtf
Ok yeah but like there are how many people and still they leaveee
I get it there is timer ban but like still they leave and I m getting annoyed now
Bro Idk tbh they can't do anything 😭😭
🦧
I will get brain damage from them leaving
Bc I see only this message
I cant even send photos
But message is like: someone left the match
Or something like thet
Ratatatata
Guess what Agein 2 people left like
anyone have spare gold?
Sure
🦧
Guys how to get promo codes?
Wtf is a promo code
Special code
It's a code that can give you special items
Damn
Like wat kind of items
Sometimes knife very rare then som sprays
Knife skin and gold and more
Wow
But fr dont know ware tho look for them
Guys can trade in this game?
No
Folk if I may ask are you perchance unemployed
By any chance yeah no
Then why people say that if they have spare gold?
Dont know
So what are we working 9-5 ,part time, day trading what
Scheme
What
Day drinking in a public park between 1 to 3 pm
Sonion ring done doxxed somebody I'm crine😭✌️
Waittttt
Have you played duals rn?
Splendid
Haven't touched the game since half a year
What lvls are you guys?
Touch me then
Pew pew pew
Oh nothing then sorry for bothering
Bet
🚀
Are you perchance a femboy
Wow
Bhahahahaha
Hes dming me
I didnt even seen touch me msg
I love going over the speed limit in a schoolzone
That's VALID he MIGHT be a femboy✌️
Bro I was typing I didn't see
Must be wind
Say wallahi bro say wallahi
Whats wallahi?
Sc rn
.
Wait yall saying for spaith tho be femboy?
Oh he sayed touch me bahahahah
Yeah tbh them both are silent are they touching
?
Bruh no one laughed at my joke
Umn hello
They are touching guys move back
Hao
Corona 19
Oh duck O spelled thet wrong
Do you know how can i fix this

Bro I hear sounds of som one touching some one
Delete android, install a custom operating system, download so2 manually
Simple as that
Yo wth
Why he dosent have name?
Why would i need one
ㅤ
are you ghost of standoff2
How the duck you dont type anything and it sends
Bahhahahahah
Yes
I think bro is onto something
Bro just trow full phone out of window ez as thet
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