💬│english-chat

[gaunt ledge]

razorwire, jade stone and ice storm are my favorite gloves in this collection

[abstract turtle]

Ill buy a pair of one of these when they get way cheaper later on

[ancient vale]

well the butterfly u saw costs a liver and a half

so good luck achieving this combo

[abstract turtle]

That one doesn’t

[ancient vale]

and if u do

give me ur acc

[abstract turtle]

Its just 2000 gold

The one you are talking about is the arcane surge butterfly

[ancient vale]

ohhh

so u broke?

[gaunt ledge]

this one is impossible to get now

[final citrus]

😭

[ancient vale]

broke boi broke boiii boui boii

[abstract turtle]

It can still be done however
It requires alot of gold to open the dia de muertos event cases

[ancient vale]

🧢

cause if u got money

u can have it

[final citrus]

You should do it

Trust trust

[abstract turtle]

Ez -20k

[final citrus]

Nah

Ez plus 80k

[ancient vale]

he aint ready to drop 20 bands on a game

[final citrus]

20k gold is not 20 bands

[ancient vale]

that knife represents the upper class, like me, but i don’t have it

cause

i mean i do have it

[final citrus]

Cusse you broke

Simple

[ancient vale]

i just don’t equip it

cause like

i don’t wanna flex

[final citrus]

Me when I lie

[ancient vale]

on broke bois

[ancient vale]

[brazen gate]

The update is...

[ancient vale]

good

[brazen gate]

Wonderful

[ancient vale]

WOW

[abstract turtle]

Only for those who dont have a good phone

[final citrus]

What

[pseudo pivot]

Well that’s nice

[final citrus]

[reef breach]

Irrelevant at the moment

[final citrus]

This guy defo loving the update

100%

[reef breach]

Why investing in UI than a good anti cheat

[reef breach]

Me?

Why?

[final citrus]

Did you know they messed up the inspection on marketplace

[abstract turtle]

My game has started randomly crashing after this update

[final citrus]

For pattern skins

[reef breach]

I know

And I hated

[final citrus]

Because

[brazen gate]

wdym

[final citrus]

This update

Is so good for traders

And helpful

100%

[reef breach]

Blud

[final citrus]

Skill issue

[abstract turtle]

My fps has been dropping too much

After this update especially

[reef breach]

The new button for removing the new doesn't work

[final citrus]

It does

You just

Gotta keep turning

[reef breach]

For me dont

[final citrus]

Nah lies

You defo love this update

S11 number 1 fan right here

[reef breach]

Has a limit

Of units

And I passed

BY FAR

[brazen gate]

Ohh

But me it's working fine

[final citrus]

Imagine half of traders inv

Getting duplicated

[pseudo pivot]

It did for me
I hit it by accident

[final citrus]

Bro never scrolling all the way down to the bottom

[reef breach]

Why can't I remove 25k "news" at the same time?

Unfair

[final citrus]

Ahahahahha

You just

Gotta press it

[reef breach]

And after 5min loading just pop a error

[final citrus]

Just

Give it time

Leave your phone on standoff for like

2 days

And it will work

[reef breach]

Has a limit of time

After 5 min

Just pop an error

[final citrus]

Nah it's because

You didn't click it

Probably

[reef breach]

Bluf

Blud

[final citrus]

Gimme the account and I'll do it

[reef breach]

I will sell your family for a Hungarian chef

[final citrus]

[agile jacinth]

ur funny

[pseudo pivot]

Happened to some of my aks today won’t go back even if I close and reopen

[final citrus]

I said that because

He got

Like

50k items or something

In his inv

Never scrolling to the bottom of that

[agile jacinth]

im so boredddd

[dusk grotto]

play so2

[agile jacinth]

that’s exactly what i don’t wanna do

thanks

[dusk grotto]

ok bro💔

i need one 2v2 match to calibrate my rank

im gonna pray to get master rank

[thin whale]

your peak?

[dusk grotto]

idont know

last season i reached elite

this season im gonna try to get legend

[thin whale]

you can

2v2 too easy

[agile jacinth]

ok mam💔

[dusk grotto]

i play with my women friend

[thin whale]

Oh not easy nvm

[dusk grotto]

yeah

[thin whale]

Good luck with that

[dusk grotto]

lol

thanks

i love her whatever

6 win and 3 defeat on allies

[thin whale]

only 3 win hehehehe

[dusk grotto]

i got 2.24k/d for now

[dusk grotto]

and now im finding sum mates to push 5v5

on EU servers

[thin whale]

ye you need a good team

With vc

[dusk grotto]

not really

i dont use vc

ping is good

[dusk grotto]

only vc with you know........

[thin whale]

huh?

[dusk grotto]

my friend

and another french friend

[thin whale]

i love french fries

wbu?

Do you love me?

[dusk grotto]

nah

[agile jacinth]

me too

i love french guys

[thin whale]

French who??

yo

[agile jacinth]

read it out loud with a bit of moan at the end

you’ll understand

[thin whale]

Lemme try

[agile jacinth]

did it work

[thin whale]

wow

I can feel it

[agile jacinth]

where exactly

[opal remnant]

Nuke France

[thin whale]

Cant say

[agile jacinth]

nuke serbia

[opal remnant]

Nuke everything

[agile jacinth]

no

i need my cat

[opal remnant]

Nuke everything except this guys cat

[agile jacinth]

🤭😉

i know exactly where

[agile jacinth]

thanks for that MAM

[thin whale]

did you see it?

[agile jacinth]

it was tiny

[gaunt ledge]

ohhhh ty

[agile jacinth]

or you mean something else?

[wary harbor]

Guys wtf i heard an explode

Help

[thin whale]

yo noo i meant the link

[agile jacinth]

it’s just me humping up and down on my chair

[thin whale]

You good?

[agile jacinth]

yeah that’s what i was thinkinn too

[past token]

Hello

Im pete zahut

[thin whale]

hi

[past token]

No pizza hot or pizza hat

[agile jacinth]

now im better

[past token]

Pete zahut

[agile jacinth]

pizza 🧢

[past token]

Molusco

[agile jacinth]

anyways guyss

immaa gooo eatt

causeee im starving

[past token]

Bye

Anyway

[agile jacinth]

👋👋

[past token]

How are you

[thin whale]

good wbu

[past token]

Im good

[thin whale]

sounds good

[past token]

Im happy cuz i got my first knife

3 day ago i think

[thin whale]

congratulations man

[cobalt ridge]

how

[past token]

Whats ur knife

[cobalt ridge]

saving or buying gold

im trying to get a kommando

[thin whale]

i have 7

[past token]

I bought the battle pass

[cobalt ridge]

but itll take like years

[cobalt ridge]

bruh

[past token]

Winter tale

But i sold the items

[cobalt ridge]

ahh

[past token]

Saving gold is so slow

[cobalt ridge]

sell the knife and buy komando

worth it

teust

[past token]

Nah

Im good

[cobalt ridge]

way better than kar or mantis

[past token]

I love my fang

[cobalt ridge]

fang

hmm

[past token]

Yo

[thin whale]

true, but he just bought it

[past token]

Whos sending those servers

[cobalt ridge]

ye

[past token]

Whos admin

[stray violet]

[past token]

Ima report this 🆖

[past token]

I want champion gloves

[thin whale]

i love this gloves so much

[past token]

It fit with my fang flare so much

[thin whale]

bro stop

[past token]

Perfect gloves for perfect knife

[thin whale]

Weird

[past token]

Who is it

[thin whale]

yeah sure

[thin whale]

idk

[past token]

Too many people sending those on other servers

[thin whale]

hacker

[fallen harness]

Lowk should I sell my ak sport

It's old asf

[past token]

Barbecue chicken alert

[stray violet]

What are we upgrading to

[past token]

Older = expensive

Dont sell

[fallen harness]

The problem is I don't really know

But it's a mid looking skin

[past token]

Is like ak necromancer but orange and less detail

[stray violet]

Sport has always been mid

Never understood why people liked it

Has no real design

Just random colors everywhere

[alpine bluff]

What ak do you like

[past token]

Cuz is a copy of the asimov ak from csgo

[stray violet]

Ummmmmm

Sport v2 (unreleased)

[alpine bluff]

Fish

Fish...

One day i will slime you

In a friendly way

[stray violet]

Awwww mannn

[knotty pivot]

🐱

[past token]

That exist?

How did it look like

[stray violet]

Bro I literally put "unreleased" 😭

It was a beta skin

[past token]

I know what does that mean

[stray violet]

Kinda like that bloody m4

[stray violet]

That it was never released

[past token]

I just wanted to know how did it look

[stray violet]

Imagine awm V2 but on ak

[thin whale]

‘

[past token]

I remember when you can buy mask for characters in standoff 1

[alpine bluff]

What about nano

[past token]

Also the first version of arena

[stray violet]

Overshadowed by steel grip lmfao

[alpine bluff]

I prefer nano because its nano

[past token]

There was a map in standoff 1 thas was 2 parking lot infront of the other

[alpine bluff]

You saw my bio huh

[stray violet]

No

[alpine bluff]

That was funny

[stray violet]

Missclick

[thin whale]

@ me when they get back the rent

[alpine bluff]

Check it

[stray violet]

[past token]

Sigma batman

[stray violet]

Reported for inappropriate!!1!1!1

[alpine bluff]

Okay now

I will

Seriously slime you

In a non friendly way

[past token]

Oh

[stray violet]

[alpine bluff]

And once i do i will steal your dual daggers fish

[past token]

🆘

[stray violet]

[thin whale]

Wakey wakey

[past token]

You know when is the new update release

[thin whale]

yesterday

[past token]

I want to do absolutely nothing

In that update

[thin whale]

Buy the pas on 3 diff acc

[stray violet]

@placid granite when's the new update release

[past token]

@green sage you know when is the next update

[thin whale]

11:40

[past token]

4:40 pm bruh

[thin whale]

i want sleep but i cant

[stray violet]

Good idea

[thin whale]

yea fr

[hollow whale]

It's 1:42 here

[past token]

Why u hate akimbo

[thin whale]

11:42pm

[past token]

If u hate akimbo u hate berettas too

[hollow whale]

They're just too annoying man .

[thin whale]

Gn boys

[hollow whale]

They either wipes a whole team or only do 10-15 dmg on enemy

[hollow whale]

Bravo 6 going dark

[past token]

In eco round in ct side is super good weapon

Many bullets

In tr is deagle

[abstract turtle]

Recovered elite in duel on my main finally

This season is particularly difficult

On 60 fps then the last one

[hollow whale]

I fricking love the deagle to the core. I always wanna win with it but my aim is trash with that thing

[past token]

I remember when the game can run at 60 fps on my phone

[hollow whale]

Playing with 60 fps. It sometimes drop to 40 or 50

[past token]

How many finger you play with

[hollow whale]

But still looking at other games so2 is really miles away

[abstract turtle]

I literally almost lost a duel because i was winning 7-3 but it crashed

[hollow whale]

Used to play with 2 now play with 4

[abstract turtle]

And i joined just in time

To play off 7-7

[past token]

U use high sens or low sens

[hollow whale]

💀

[hollow whale]

Low prob 2.5 or 2.7

My lil bro adjusted it. So I'm still finding my sensitivity

[past token]

I play with 1.50 and sometimes 0.30 acc but almost all the time my acc is 0.20

[hollow whale]

How do you move fastly then ?

[past token]

Im very good at the game but i really hate my phone

[past token]

Acc do it

[hollow whale]

Good to hear

[past token]

When yo move slow your aim the acc dont work

But if u move faster

Acc will do its work

Also

Aim smooth is 0.0000

[marsh minnow]

same bro bad phones holding good players back

[past token]

I know this isnt special enough but my % of headshot was 60% or above

But now the fps drops when i see a enemy

[marsh minnow]

thats good bro

mine is like that too

[past token]

Imagine a rush b with a bad phone

[cerulean spire]

guys is classic view better than standard view

[past token]

💀💀💀

[marsh minnow]

my phone keeps crashing since this new update

[past token]

Yesss

[marsh minnow]

yes

[past token]

Standard is good to see skins

[cerulean spire]

i have a genesis akr is it still beatiful if i put it on classic view

[past token]

Nothing more

[marsh minnow]

yeah

[quartz coral]

Allies?

[cerulean spire]

thanks for info

[abstract turtle]

I had triple legend on 120 fps

Now im struggling on 60

[marsh minnow]

lowkey gold was harder than the legend back then

before the rank change

gold lobbies were full of sweats

[quartz coral]

The game is ruined now

With the new ranking

[past token]

Yo

[abstract turtle]

I had silver 4 (994 mmr in s7)
But i couldnt gold and i agree with you

[marsh minnow]

fr i hit elite without a sweat

[teal island]

Does anyone know if i remove aim champs the stuff i was downloading for 20 mins would reset

[past token]

I play on tecno spark 20c 🆘

[marsh minnow]

never heard of that

[past token]

So bad phone

[quartz coral]

Highest i reached with old ranking was ranger

[marsh minnow]

i couldnt hit phoenix

[quartz coral]

In comp

[marsh minnow]

netherlands server was full of sweats back then

all pcs

[past token]

Is like a phone a cartel will use to tell you to pay them their 5 pesos and then trowing it to trash

[marsh minnow]

lmao

[gaunt ledge]

what’s a good price for a karambit universe?

[past token]

I did and i think i got ranger on allies

9 season i think

[marsh minnow]

thats 2 seasons ago

[past token]

Phoenix on comp and 1v1

[marsh minnow]

ive been playing since s1

[past token]

💀

[marsh minnow]

like wayy back then before even competitive and allies was added

[quartz coral]

With the new ranking if ur ranger or gold then it means ur poop at the game

Champion too

[past token]

Some people are still silver

So isnt true

[quartz coral]

From bronze to champ

Master and above ur decent

Old legends are the pros

[abstract turtle]

4400 at market crash

[opal remnant]

Idk why but whenever I lose I have atleast somewhat good stats but when I win I barely do anything

[gaunt ledge]

need this

#📸│photos message

[quartz coral]

Even most legend players nowadays are trash

[marsh minnow]

the only good players are the guys who are lvl 10 faceit

in faceit servers

[tawdry owl]

This battle paas is TRASH. Standoff is becoming Money addictives. This is insane.

[marsh minnow]

aint u in asxfaceit?

ouh

its so rigged lmao

[wicked rock]

hiii

[tribal flicker]

Hey is it just me or the games touch response feel jittery?

[teal island]

Anyone comp?

[lapis berry]

Noone

[sweet ibex]

What happens to your rank if you get voted kicked mid match?

[unborn sky]

Bro guys lisent

[teal island]

U dont lose any elo

[unborn sky]

I was triple elite last szn

[sweet ibex]

Wasn’t even trolling or anything and was winning 7-5 and was trying to clutch

We literally would’ve won

[unborn sky]

I went 7-3 1.70 k/d it put me gold 4

Huhhhh????

[teal island]

I was put in pheonix 8-2

[royal talon]

You’re still trying to make sense of a game that doesn’t know how to fix their server pings ?

[unborn sky]

Bruh that rigged as

Hel

But its all good tho

Ill go elite tmr

[granite yarrow]

im 1880 mmr woth 0.8ld 🙁

[abstract turtle]

Redmagic 11 air or redmagic astra?

[abstract finch]

Astra

[abstract turtle]

Im more of a phone user

[abstract finch]

Whichever you prefer, I don't know the difference between them but astra sounds cooler .

[abstract turtle]

Its a tablet

But both have same specs

[abstract finch]

You don't like big screens?

[lapis berry]

Yo sup

[abstract turtle]

Im used to phone more

[prime coral]

Astra can use keyboard and mouse right?

Or do I heard is on the system

Which one is the other

You said both so Astra and what other tab

I just got to the convo idk what devices are on the table

Ah I see

[abstract turtle]

The air one

Cheaper for me

[abstract finch]

Hm... You would get used to it. It's worth it to get a bigger screen for the advantage. And it shouldn't take more than a week to get used to Astra you just have to be patient. 🎻

[abstract turtle]

Ive tried to play on tablet but i can never adapt after playing foe 3 years on phone

[abstract finch]

Never say never ❤️

[prime coral]

^

[abstract turtle]

How to make catfish gif as sticker

[abstract finch]

You guys looking for a clan? I just made one a while ago and had to sell my gloves for it

[abstract turtle]

Im already in one

[abstract finch]

It's fine don't cry 😢

[gaunt ledge]

@silk furnace

#📸│photos message

i prefer non fingerless gloves

[devout plover]

Yo guys standoff scammed me of 30 gold what do I do?

[south wave]

Im liking the new buffs

It really balanced things out

[zinc ore]

Is there any active promo codes and how do i find them??

[neat tree]

Same

[opal remnant]

Guys I have this issue where the game keeps automatically setting the game mode to death match whenever I enter the game or for completely no reason after I finish a game and idk if itd intentional,my device or if they're working something out

[alpine bluff]

Wrong ping and I don't like fingerless either

But royal rose is so worth it for uni skins

Even if you don't like fingerless

It's literally the best match ever

[gaunt ledge]

you right…now i’m considering them

[neat tree]

Lol idk why but i like starting gloves

[alpine bluff]

Trust me you won't regret it

Punk doesn't look as good

Like not even close

[alpine bluff]

That's nice

Hello fonted

Hes busy in butter server

[opal remnant]

What's the square root of 81

[alpine bluff]

What time is it for you rn

[neat tree]

Yes, im plaining to colect gold and buy a matching kinfe

[opal remnant]

Yeah now what does that sound like in german

[alpine bluff]

Yes

5 hour difference

😭

[opal remnant]

Nah I'm joshing around I would give you something but I'm broke

[neat tree]

O brate

[opal remnant]

Ej

[neat tree]

Kako si

[opal remnant]

Dobro

Danas uskrs

[neat tree]

Poruke

Privatno

[opal remnant]

Ok

[ashen jackal]

this is the only game that gets worse every update

🥀

[abstract turtle]

You did it

Send me this

I need this

The server on this

[neat tree]

[wicked plume]

happy easter 🐣

[neat tree]

Piw piw

[neat tree]

@alpine bluff

What what

[alpine bluff]

I don't get why you sent that as a reply

[neat tree]

Awww i didnt meant to reply to urs

Accident sry

I wanted to show my inv

[alpine bluff]

Oh okay

No worries

[neat tree]

Am flexin

[edgy pike]

Anyone wants to buy a clan with 20 space for players?

A1Z9 tag

625 gold!

[shell merlin]

hey happy Easter to all of u

[unreal dune]

Guys, what knife is good i get for a combo with gloves Skeleton hand

[terse brook]

anyone have a problem with hitboxes?

[lucid drum]

Hello

Chat can i get help

[final citrus]

With?

[lucid drum]

So when i queue with my friend in comp game I can’t it says mmr diff is too much but i have played 2 games in comp and he played 3 so i need to play 3?

[final citrus]

No it's probably because he has more mmr then you or you have more doesn't matter how many games you played

[lucid drum]

By mmr what do u mean like skill lvl?

[final citrus]

Your rank

His higher rank then you

[lucid drum]

But we still both not ranked yet

[lucid drum]

We need to play 10 games to rank

[final citrus]

Yea but he has more mmr even when your unranked

You are given a mmr number

The amount of mmr you have is the rank you are given

[lucid drum]

Oh ok understand

So i need to win more games to higher my mmr

[final citrus]

[marsh minnow]

how do i check it

[unreal sluice]

Anyone wanna play ranked?

I wanna get out of ranger

[final citrus]

Just

Play the 10 games

[marsh minnow]

oh i thought u could check it even if u didnt play 10

[split torrent]

Guys any tips to get some gold ?

[gritty bluff]

new agent 10k gold?

[unreal sluice]

Guys ranks anyone with me?

[final citrus]

Nah

[marsh minnow]

i could hop on but my game crashes mid fights

[unreal sluice]

I’m not as good as last season because of still getting used to phone

[split torrent]

Wich region u play ?

[unreal sluice]

Netherlands

[split torrent]

Ok im down for it

[unreal sluice]

61133323 send me a message

[split torrent]

But im not gonna play alot maybe 2-3 games

[marsh minnow]

56829199

[karmic flume]

Helo

[willow wagon]

Hello

[abstract finch]

I could join as well

[willow wagon]

Can you help me guys :((

[abstract finch]

Was elite last season

[willow wagon]

To buy my skin

[split torrent]

Lemme Geuss u r not coming back in a min ?

[willow wagon]

G22flock pattern 867 200 goldss

[bitter jackal]

chat help

akr vermilion st + 1 kawaii sticker for 2400 pls help

very good price

the best btw

[fallen harness]

I feel like ak sport is a good craft skin and nothing besides that

[gaunt fulcrum]

Did enyone know code ?

[final citrus]

[desert agate]

Did u get the breakout the graffiti?

[gaunt fulcrum]

No

[autumn ledge]

No

[open hinge]

where to report the cheaters

[unreal sluice]

I hate my luck in ranked

[desert agate]

Just search SO2PRIOUT all cap letters, then youll get the graffiti

[unreal sluice]

9/12 games I’ve lost I go vs s10 legends

I’m not that good anymore

[gaunt fulcrum]

Ohhh thanks

[open hinge]

who can tell me

[unreal sluice]

I can’t play on my iPad and I can’t see anything on my phone

[unreal sluice]

Look #🛟│faq

[desert agate]

In rank or what

[open hinge]

it notice me no perm to look

[autumn ledge]

Ty🙏

Everyone know codes?

[desert agate]

Np

[crisp turtle]

Someone know methods to farm gold?

[autumn ledge]

I need it too

[desert agate]

Search standoff2 codes 2026 season 11 but all the codes for limited knives are used and some of them expired

[abstract turtle]

@unreal sluice should i sell my jadestone st

[gaunt fulcrum]

No I try to resel but it dont works

[unreal sluice]

I’m tempted to sell mine

[split torrent]

Where i can put the code ?

Cant find it

[abstract turtle]

2350 price tag is nice
And i can make alot more gold with the bp

[unreal sluice]

I would buy cases

I feel bad having such a nice inventory but being so terrible at the game

I feel like an iPad or spoiled kid

[desert agate]

If u see the thing below the event, click it then go to bonus code or code

[split torrent]

Thnx

[abstract turtle]

Its not big deal i would say
Just wait until you get a ipad pro
I already got elite in duel and ill unlock my other ranks when i get a better phone

[autumn ledge]

I have a good AKR who need it not expensive

Have 4 good stiker

[crisp turtle]

How to farm gold?

[open hinge]

how to get the roles

[autumn ledge]

I dont know

[open hinge]

my score is 1988

[autumn ledge]

Buy skin and sale skin

[unreal sluice]

But then I’ll technically be smurfing since with the iPad Pro I’ll unlock all my old skill and more and be a rlly low rank

[autumn ledge]

?

[autumn ledge]

How much gold u have?

[crisp turtle]

40

[fallow violet]

helloo guys

[strange dew]

gng what's the safest way to download standrise?

[autumn ledge]

It wery good to start

Buy a good skin wait the season and and sale it

[unreal sluice]

@split torrent sorry I left the game

[split torrent]

Its ok

We lost anyway

[abstract turtle]

But at the end, you will be better

Then you are now

[unreal sluice]

I wasn’t mad at anyone btw I’m just mad at the matchmaking for causing me to not be able to get out of Ranger because I go vs season 10 legends

[split torrent]

Yeah i got u i know how u feeling

[autumn ledge]

Who want to buy my AKR ?

[split torrent]

Its fine np

[unreal sluice]

I literally got to 1594 mmr and my team was rangers and the enemy was a diabolical lineup of 4 elites and 1 legend (season 11 ranks)

[unreal sluice]

And when the enemy is just that much better that I can’t do anything it’s just super boring for me to play so I rather leave since -45 or -60 isn’t a difference

[fallow violet]

i want to join the conversation

but I don't understand anything

[abstract finch]

Ranks

[split torrent]

Yeah yeah i got u

[abstract finch]

What was your last season ranks?

[unreal sluice]

Elite

But last season I could play on my iPad

I just can’t see the enemies on my phone when they’re far away

[brisk ice]

That's enough of sobbing

[fallow violet]

😡

[unreal sluice]

Also replying to what u said in photos, I am that annoying teammate who leaves during the match😭

[abstract turtle]

I cant go over the fact that my game crashed midgame and i lost a match i was winning

[abstract finch]

[unreal sluice]

I got killed by the enemy because they were so small in the screen on my phone it didn’t even register in my head they were there

No I mean if I’m bored I’ll just leave the match

Even if then people play 2v5

[abstract finch]

I have 3 games to get my rank I played with elites and legends the last 2 games I hope to get elite

[abstract turtle]

I guess its not easy for you
But its not relatable because my phone has a 6.1 inch display

[unreal sluice]

I literally lose against people who had 2300 mmr legend in s10 and the game goes like “hmm yeah looks like a gold rank” and calibrates me in gold 4

[unreal sluice]

My is the same

[abstract turtle]

Gold 4 is diabolical wth

[abstract finch]

[abstract turtle]

I guess im just more used to it y’Know

[unreal sluice]

But it’s super difficult to play because I’ve been on iPad since season 3 like this new update is diabolical in optimising

[brisk ice]

That's a casual way to slur indians

[brisk ice]

What have they done to you?

[unreal sluice]

Dawg you could’ve jus said kids

[abstract turtle]

Literally everyone is saying the same thing
I even got a response about this from the devs themselves

[unreal sluice]

My friend who had 7:3 got master after calibration. I who had 6:4 got gold 4. He was ranger in season 10, I was elite. He faced champions, I faced legends

[abstract turtle]

Its probably gonna be fixed soon

[brisk ice]

As in?

[unreal sluice]

Calibration is diabolical

[unreal sluice]

Wdym?

[dapper blaze]

[brisk ice]

optimization as in?

[unreal sluice]

My iPad used to run smoothly but now it can’t even run at more than 30fps in lowest graphics

[abstract turtle]

The iPad is outdated and cant run the game properly now
Just like my old iPhone

[brisk ice]

Oh that's crazy lmao, that doesn't happen with me

[brisk ice]

Yeah I see

[unreal sluice]

I literally went from legend to hardstuck phoenix

I genuinely can’t believe it

I’m hardstuck Phoenix

I legit can’t get out of phoenix rank

[brisk ice]

How many matches did you play?

[autumn ledge]

How much gold u have?

[abstract finch]

Anyone that plays on netherlands or france here? Need a teammate for competitive.

[abstract turtle]

Its all because of the fps lag on your ipad
Otherwise that big of a fall off cant happen

[unreal sluice]

27

[brisk ice]

How does it concern you

[brisk ice]

Chill out gng, that's not much of games

You ll rank up

[abstract turtle]

I get better ping on france then my main server which is Singapore

[unreal sluice]

I had elite in 50 last season

[brisk ice]

I play in sgp

[abstract finch]

Add me

[autumn ledge]

I sell my AKR because i dont have G 🙏🙏

[abstract turtle]

Yes, main Pakistan se hun

[brisk ice]

Chill it's js a game

[unreal sluice]

When the comp timer runs out imma solo q and if I see a single legend in the other team im leaving again

[brisk ice]

allah hu akbar

[unreal sluice]

Ok

[opal ore]

is there any active codes?

[autumn ledge]

Just 50G

[brisk ice]

Mai india toh janab

[unreal sluice]

What?

[abstract turtle]

Pata chal gya tha
No hate though

[autumn ledge]

My AK 🙏

[brisk ice]

Mai kithe hate kitta tuhanu

[unreal sluice]

Ok?

[abstract turtle]

Just saying

[unreal sluice]

He’s praying to Satan so he can get so2 golds

[brisk ice]

Punjabi te samjh lainde ho?

[autumn ledge]

Because i want to sell my AK because i need G

[abstract finch]

💣

[abstract turtle]

Not fluent though

[unreal sluice]

Sell it on marketplace then

[brisk ice]

Hindi?

[abstract turtle]

Ive listed my m4a1 jadestone st for 2350
For the gold pass

[abstract turtle]

Punjabi i mean

[unreal sluice]

I should do that and open cases

[abstract finch]

[brisk ice]

Nuh I mean punjabi vich fluent nhi haege, hindi chalegi?

[abstract turtle]

You are gonna lose it

[abstract turtle]

Han

[brisk ice]

Ki english?

[abstract turtle]

Both

[unreal sluice]

Chances are I’ll get a knife because ive opened hundreds of boxes/fragment boxes and never gotten anything nice so maybe it will finally be my turn

[brisk ice]

Ye ladki roti Boht hai

[abstract turtle]

“Maybe” is the question

[abstract turtle]

Kya bataon
Yahi hota hai

[brisk ice]

Ajeeb hai Boht attention seek krti hai

[slow sluice]

That’s what I thought until I was humbled

[brisk ice]

Try acha hai par fail

[abstract turtle]

Ismay koi buri baat nahi

[brisk ice]

Arre par rank ke liye kon rota hai

[abstract turtle]

2-3k hours walon ka problem

Happens sometimes when I lost because of net

[brisk ice]

Wo bhi nhi rote, mera koi dost nhi roya, haan thoda gussa the cuz hk me Boht hackers aate

I met hackers 3 times during calibration

Just accept ki game lund hai

Lmao

[abstract turtle]

Foreigners ko nahi samajh saktay

[brisk ice]

Hmm truee, waise good morning aapko

[silent ermine]

Fahhhh

[abstract turtle]

Main toh puri raat tak jaaga hu

😭

You too also

[brisk ice]

Mai utha hi 2am TT

[abstract turtle]

[silent ermine]

Same

[abstract turtle]

Ab chala sonay

[brisk ice]

Chalo

Gn cya

[abstract turtle]

Bye

[jaunty geyser]

@unreal sluice

[unreal sluice]

Gg another -60

[unreal sluice]

What?

[unreal sluice]

If I lose another game im gold 4

[abstract finch]

From elite to gold4

[jaunty geyser]

My bad

It was by mistake

[abstract finch]

I'm scared to play the last game what if I get gold also 😔😔

[final citrus]

[final citrus]

Unlucky

[obsidian fern]

they made skins from boxes temporary??

[hollow whale]

Is that the max limit 🍏

[unreal sluice]

wtf my ear is bleeding

From the inside

[hollow whale]

So whats the maximum limit of mmr lost

Like how much loss can you actually get.

Just curious

[unreal sluice]

-60 for leaving a match

[hollow whale]

This update is quite unforgiving. No matter how much kills you do or win rounds I always get at least -25 mmr

Last match I got 16 kills at 10 deaths and had more points than any player yet serious loss

[unreal sluice]

Weed

[hollow whale]

Go for smthing called Methamphetamine

Wow I didn't got muted for this

[unreal sluice]

Sorry I left the game btw

I left another one and now I’m basically gold hahaha

[hollow whale]

You casually just leave matches

That's the thing Walter white cooked

[unreal sluice]

Yes if the enemy is a legend

[hollow whale]

Understandable

[unreal sluice]

I wasn’t mad

[hollow whale]

Watch it really nice. S1 is mid . But next seasons are nice

[unreal sluice]

10/13 of my matches lost enemies had s10 legends and my team not

[hollow whale]

😭💀. Unforgiving matchmaking

[unreal sluice]

Yeah at the matchmaking for always pairing me up AGAINST legend rank players.

[unreal sluice]

No wonder I’m hardstuck Phoenix

[hollow whale]

That's a good thing right

[unreal sluice]

Even in this rank I can’t escape legends

[unreal sluice]

No because they’re too good

All I can do against them is die and I have no fun so I leave and lose a lot of mmr

[hollow whale]

No bcz the system recognizes your skills

Twin I can't move past gold 4

[unreal sluice]

It’s sadder for me because in s10 I was legend too

[hollow whale]

I'm unranked now

[unreal sluice]

But sadly losing my iPad also lost all my skill

[hollow whale]

Bald as an eagle

[unreal sluice]

I went from going 14-8 against 2500 mmr legends to struggling against phoenixes

Literally losing my iPad made me lose like all my skill too

[hollow whale]

The downfall 🍎

[unreal sluice]

Next to me, but I can’t run so2 at over 30 fps on it

It’s been at 2 fps more times than 31

Since s11 came out

[queen sequoia]

Real happened to me once

[unreal sluice]

Guys am I cooked?

Carry me to elite pls🙏🏻

[unreal sluice]

My ear has been bleeding since yesterday

[hollow whale]

You're using headphones for too long right

[unreal sluice]

Yesterday I used for the first time in months because I finally bought new ones

Once I can use an iPad again I’m gonna shoot up the ranks

[hollow whale]

Damn

[unreal sluice]

Once I regain my skill I can slaughter all the teams that are beating me rn

[hollow whale]

I left the game for 3 years and went into the ignorance era of ea sports

[unreal sluice]

Guys if I go deaf I’m still gonna play ranked✌🏻 people will rage at me

[hollow whale]

You would finally become nonchalant

Yes unfortunately

Reached 50 stars on that thing then left

Players sold their literal body parts or family to get those teams

New ranking system now

There were trophies before right now there is star

Wow.

It's Soo easy to reach fc champion nowadays

I didn't play in that era

For free!?

They made it really worse don't download it . And tell others to not download it

It's more worse now

They didn't do shit

Efootball is better than eafc istg

You mean the reset right

Wth

With sheer luck I managed to get some good cards . But everyone has mbappe dembele and all the tough guys

I don't believe it

There's no need

[fallow violet]

hellooo any1 ?

[carmine ingot]

thanks for mentioning 😭😭

attach a monitor while you're at it

[hollow whale]

In the new update. Best players I had so far when I left was hazard , cantona , estevao, pirlo , Rooney , kroos . Defence was of nesta, schmeichel , cancelo and sm others

Yeh

I had owairan as starter and bale as sub

I only got one guy kompany I think

That's not even bad. I had it worse. The internet 🔪🔪🔪

Same issue

[fallow violet]

guys in my last match I got 16k

[hollow whale]

Ok

[fallow violet]

ty

[knotty pivot]

What do u mean?

Mhm

[fallow violet]

aa yes

[knotty pivot]

Probably

[fallow violet]

k means kill

[knotty pivot]

Ok

Btw hru

[unreal sluice]

Gonna go solo rank again

If I get good opponents leaving again

[fallow violet]

im fine 🥰ty what abt u

[hollow whale]

I need to get better so even if I lose I still play against them just to improve

[knotty pivot]

I'm good

[final citrus]

[fallow violet]

nice

so

[knotty pivot]

Mhm?

[fallow violet]

idk lol

[knotty pivot]

Alr xD

When are u gonna go to sleep?

[fallow violet]

btw what the meaning of mhm ?

[fallow violet]

no no not tonight

[knotty pivot]

Why

[fallow violet]

just play and watch

[knotty pivot]

I used it like "yes" or like "what" or something like "continue your sentence" or "I understand" but I dunno how someone might view it

[knotty pivot]

So2?

[fallow violet]

hhh lol ok

[fallow violet]

maybe yes

[knotty pivot]

Oki

[knotty pivot]

Yea 😭

[fallow violet]

and u ?

[knotty pivot]

What do u mean?

[fallow violet]

what will you do?

[knotty pivot]

Rn?

[fallow violet]

i don't think you'll go to sleep

[knotty pivot]

Ur right about that

[fallow violet]

so ?

[knotty pivot]

I just woke up

[knotty pivot]

I'll probably play so2

[fallow violet]

oh hh ok

[fallow violet]

u wanna play ?

[knotty pivot]

My sleep schedule is not very good

[knotty pivot]

If u want sure

[fallow violet]

me too lol

[knotty pivot]

But I think I can only play defuse with u

[fallow violet]

why

[knotty pivot]

Rank

Well

[fallow violet]

what abt that

[knotty pivot]

We could play TDM too ig

[fallow violet]

I play rank too

[knotty pivot]

We can't play ranked together

[fallow violet]

why ?

[knotty pivot]

I am higher rank then you

[fallow violet]

so...

[knotty pivot]

U can give me ur id

And we can play

[fallow violet]

ok just a min

[fallow violet]

276185850 ok

[knotty pivot]

Oki

Sned

Sent*

[fallow violet]

ok I gonna in

[knotty pivot]

😭

U want to play too?

[hollow whale]

I'm having a pfp issue on SO 2. Need help.

[fallen harness]

Should I sell my akr sport

[knotty pivot]

Alr

[open heron]

r u snakethug

[fallow violet]

that's was so much fun ty for playing with me

[knotty pivot]

No problem

[fallow violet]

what will u do now?

[knotty pivot]

Play again...

[fallow violet]

lol ok

[knotty pivot]

For like 2-3 hours straight probably and then I'll play comp or some other ranked gamemode

[fallow violet]

3h ?hhh ok im gonna watch smth

[knotty pivot]

Btw what does "hhh" mean?

[fallow violet]

xaxaxa lol

[knotty pivot]

Ohhh

Ok

[fallow violet]

yes hehehehe

that's the evil version

[knotty pivot]

Well have fun watching

[fallow violet]

tbh idk I any suggestions?

[knotty pivot]

I have non tbh

[fallow violet]

hhh ok have fun

[knotty pivot]

Ty u too

[burnt lotus]

hi, I selected that I have Rank master 5v5 but I don't know why my rank doesn't appear in my profile, does anyone know?

[wind path]

Let's hope the operators don't break the game.

Imagine a guy who can camo on sandstone.💀

[vapid cedar]

Bro speak English

you just play 10 calibrations

To unlock your rank

[burnt lotus]

i have master

[vapid cedar]

you have master last season maybe

[burnt lotus]

no

[vapid cedar]

because every new season

[burnt lotus]

sez 11

[vapid cedar]

ranks start again from 0

[burnt lotus]

bro

put my ID in game

and see

188907483

[vapid cedar]

Take a screen shot and show me your profile

[burnt lotus]

ok

[vapid cedar]

What do you mean it doesn’t appear

[burnt lotus]

look in dm

[vapid cedar]

@silk moth

create a ticket

He’s offline rn

He will respond tomorow

he’s available 12:00 pm till 7:00pm afternoon

@burnt lotus

are you there ?

[burnt lotus]

yeah

[vapid cedar]

Do you see what I say

[burnt lotus]

yeah

[vapid cedar]

okay make a ticket

and text him

I did reach master

On competitive mode

in ticket

not in DMs

[burnt lotus]

ok

[vapid cedar]

and he will repspond

Tomorow

to do what I told u

[burnt lotus]

ok wait

[vapid cedar]

Yeah

[past token]

Hello

Im Pete zahut

[barren swallow]

hi ppl

[silent ermine]

Yoo someone wana play in vc ?

I guss everyone is sleeping