💬│english-chat

[compact blaze]

Yeah you can normally why?

[ivory agate]

And kd?

[rich crow]

Nice sakura

[barren swallow]

mmmmm

[unreal sluice]

Nope

Only mmr

[stray violet]

Thanks

[rich crow]

😖 😖

[unreal sluice]

So they will be banned and it will show like bronze 1 but highest rank legend

[ivory agate]

No I mean why does he have low kd

If he’s a cheater

[rich crow]

Wish I had harmony

[rich crow]

Kid only used wallhacks

[barren swallow]

gOOOOOOOOOd

[ivory agate]

So what he should get more kd

[rich crow]

Just like every other einstein didn't want to be obvious

[compact blaze]

Cause it's like my prev account, just having a rooted device in some period would nuke my account 🫧 🐡

[mossy hedge]

only

[barren swallow]

I CAN USE EMOTESS

[stray violet]

Blud bought spent money to send emojis in this sever

[unreal sluice]

Som cheats are like you plant and explode bomb straight away on tr and plant and defuse instantly on ct

[ivory agate]

Oh

Okay

[compact blaze]

I remember those

[rich crow]

Nuhuh

[compact blaze]

And the cheaters dropping knifes

[rich crow]

[barren swallow]

[ancient bone]

Hiii, some promocode valide?

[compact blaze]

And be invincible 😭

[rich crow]

Noescape

[barren swallow]

drop me a karambit blue gem please

[ivory agate]

Look in photos there’s one #📸│photos but it’s useless

[barren swallow]

[compact blaze]

I'm not a cheater

[barren swallow]

you are a pro/hacker

[stray violet]

Eva cheater confirmed

[barren swallow]

i like the passion

[compact blaze]

[unreal sluice]

P70M065C0D39PLS

[compact blaze]

If i'm cheating and smh getting such low stats

[ivory agate]

Lmao

[compact blaze]

Wild

[stray violet]

Thanks for the kara scratch

[ancient bone]

You're sure that's valide?

[stray violet]

Because you just suck

[rich crow]

Yeye

[ivory agate]

Bro

[rich crow]

I got awm sport v1 bcs v2 sucks

[unreal sluice]

It gives karambit scratch

[rich crow]

[barren swallow]

lilith can you gift me 999999.99g please, i'm new on ts game

[ancient bone]

You lie, im not that stupide

[barren swallow]

[rich crow]

No no

Me serioso

[compact blaze]

[barren swallow]

serioso?

[stray violet]

Eva nab

[barren swallow]

[stray violet]

• nub

[compact blaze]

What if i am

[ancient bone]

Yes, thx for nothing

[rich crow]

Mods ban that scallywag for public bullying

[stray violet]

[barren swallow]

mexican

[rich crow]

Walk the plank

[stray violet]

Idk I never thought I'd get this far

[compact blaze]

😭

No

Nothing against them tho

[ivory agate]

Bro we told you : noescape

[ancient bone]

Not working

[stray violet]

All caps

[ivory agate]

NOESCAPE

Then

[rich crow]

🙂‍↔️

[stray violet]

Mods, rid this man of all his doubloons. And make sure his crops do not see rainfall until the next lunar event

[rich crow]

I'm a flat earther

[unreal sluice]

They’re mods bruh not gods

[stray violet]

I'm a moon denier

[rich crow]

Nice cheese ball

[stray violet]

No way there's a rock flying bruh ☠️😭☠️

[alpine bluff]

Hello

[stray violet]

How can a rock fly with no wings

[rich crow]

It's held by strings DUMMY

[stray violet]

They never taught this in school

[rich crow]

"hello" 🤓 "greetings" ahh words

[unreal sluice]

Powers

How does superman fly with no wings bruh

So now

[alpine bluff]

What was i meant to say

[unreal sluice]

Superman can do it but a rock can’t?

[rich crow]

It's all strings

[alpine bluff]

No its my aura

[stray violet]

Bruh it's in his name. He's SUPER MAN

[alpine bluff]

Haha

[stray violet]

There's no supermoon

Also Superman has a cape

[barren swallow]

i'm trying to understand slangs

[stray violet]

Not the moon

[barren swallow]

help me

[unreal sluice]

But the moon has aura

[barren swallow]

[alpine bluff]

Maybe its very light

And it has helium in it

N stuff

[rich crow]

Because superman DID NOT believe in gravity

[unreal sluice]

For countless centuries the moon has been the centre of many things. It flies simply because it’s the moon

[rich crow]

You're so dumb

[stray violet]

Onj bru u so skibidi and got negative aura + no rizz

[stray violet]

WAIT

The moon was around before gravity was invented

So maybe they just didn't update yet

[rich crow]

"n stuff" 🤓 we all know you don't know "n stuff" just a way to say you have limited knowledge 😹

[alpine bluff]

:((

[rich crow]

Newton respect those who apple 💀💀

[alpine bluff]

This was funny

[barren swallow]

wth is that...

[stray violet]

Those who het concussions for science

[rich crow]

Hopefully we get season 11 before gravity law

[barren swallow]

@unreal sluice gimme the sandwich

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

No no no

[rich crow]

Konichiwa

[tawny hemlock]

last time i did this a helper warned me

[rich crow]

This is not a real word

So it's not another language either

[barren swallow]

gimme other fish, or the sandwich from lilith

🍴

[hollow whale]

Finally I can see positivity over here

[rich crow]

I dislike you

[hollow whale]

Just got slimed countless time by NKG hollow knight

[hollow whale]

Alright then

[barren swallow]

dislaik

[compact blaze]

🫴 🐟

[rich crow]

Fish has a bad memory but when we eat fish it's good for memory explain this

[abstract turtle]

Coordinate geometry

[rich crow]

Tell me it's not a simulation error

[digital ember]

so2

blud speaks every language

[terse brook]

anyone play singapore?

[barren swallow]

🍴

[barren swallow]

i remember you owe me 19 dollars from 1978

[rich crow]

@barren swallow @barren swallow

[terse brook]

if u do and go against some dude named busysn start screen recording he's a cheater

[rich crow]

Xiaohongshu

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[rich crow]

@abstract turtle

[barren swallow]

what

[barren swallow]

what

mom i'm famous

i have too any fans here

damn

[vale sparrow]

damn no one i know is on

sad

[unreal sluice]

It was yummy hehe

[unreal sluice]

Hii

[vale sparrow]

good morning lilith :p

[unreal sluice]

Good morning:3

I’m waiting for the bus ahaha

[vale sparrow]

im already done with my first hour

3 left for today

and ill be home

[unreal sluice]

I have holidays >:3

[vale sparrow]

i had holidays last week

[unreal sluice]

Me too haha

In uni I have 1 month for Easter

[vale sparrow]

lucky

[unreal sluice]

1 month for Christmas

[vale sparrow]

i only had a week

[unreal sluice]

3 months for summer

[vale sparrow]

i mean we had 1 month and a half for christmas

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[vale sparrow]

and for summer yeah ill have a bit more but ill be working soo

sad

[unreal sluice]

Also triple legend is very cool:3

[vale sparrow]

last month of summer ill be free free

[unreal sluice]

I’m working now but I pick my shifts ehehehe

[vale sparrow]

im finally triple on 2 accounts

:3

[unreal sluice]

Ooh Nicee

[barren swallow]

are u eating sausage w bread, here is a tipic food

[abstract turtle]

What is your problem

[barren swallow]

[unreal sluice]

I’m double legend on my alt and double elite on main

[rich crow]

A lot...

[vale sparrow]

happens

my lider is triple elite on main and legend 2300+ on everything on alt

like woah

[abstract turtle]

Tell me so i can help you to resolve it

[vale sparrow]

💀

[unreal sluice]

Wow

[unreal sluice]

I can’t be bothered with 1v1

[vale sparrow]

man those days ive been only dying on 80+ on the lost existence

i may go for a nine circles extreme demon

maybe sonic wave

[rich crow]

Provide me with 10 billion dollars in unmarked 20's

[vale sparrow]

maybe maybe

[unreal sluice]

My uni friend recently beat sonic wave :3

[vale sparrow]

its the easiest in my opinion

[vale sparrow]

noiceee

my hardest is bloodbath

[abstract turtle]

Subsuming vortex is a good choice

[vale sparrow]

I WISH

[barren swallow]

@abstract turtle yoo try 82-100 prismatic

[vale sparrow]

ngl its a good ahh lvl

[barren swallow]

[unreal sluice]

It’s extremely boring for me

All I did was calibrate

[vale sparrow]

be like that

[unreal sluice]

And got Phoenix

[unreal sluice]

3.9k atts

[barren swallow]

@abstract turtle i need practice acheron

[vale sparrow]

the lvl im beating rn is 5 and a half minutes long and for now i have almost 10k atts but ITS SOO BORING

cuz i die far EVERYTIME

[barren swallow]

trying 90-100

[unreal sluice]

Wowwwww

[unreal sluice]

😭😭😭

[barren swallow]

and other rund

[vale sparrow]

just let me beat ITTT

AAAAAAAAA

like ive done 30-100 and 93

PLEASEEE

[barren swallow]

who any hz are u

[vapid cedar]

Heyyy

[vale sparrow]

and since i got the sayo i see wave in other eyes

[barren swallow]

[vapid cedar]

Good morning

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[vapid cedar]

😴

[vale sparrow]

280hz 😎

[unreal sluice]

I’m in the bus rn

[vapid cedar]

oooohh niceee

[barren swallow]

me w 90hz but using CBS trying acheron

[vapid cedar]

Take care have fun dummy ♥️

[vale sparrow]

1080p but i aint playing on my 1440p one

[abstract turtle]

Im broke

[unreal sluice]

Tyyyyy

[abstract turtle]

I cannot try beating an extreme demon on pc because of 60 fps and the stupid ahh delay in inputs

[unreal sluice]

[abstract turtle]

I tried sweater weather which is not even that hard but i couldnt get past the clicks at the start because of the insane delay

[vale sparrow]

i just use cbf and more megahack things

like

[barren swallow]

i hate the ppl in globed

[vale sparrow]

megahack is sooo useful

[barren swallow]

[vale sparrow]

best thing ever

[vale sparrow]

since they added emotes

yes

[unreal sluice]

2 best legends

Boring and mid legend

[barren swallow]

@abstract turtle hi

[vale sparrow]

especially when they spam that cat laughing

HOLLY

[barren swallow]

[vale sparrow]

yeah

i just use soggy cat

that meow soo kawai

uwu

[barren swallow]

buenos dias

[vale sparrow]

bro prolly saw the song im listening to

Ye just goated

and bully is ngl kinda good

[barren swallow]

i'm trying since two days ago

beat

"blue baller"

[vale sparrow]

blue baller?

holly i havent touched gd here since forever

i had to update everything

and megahack 😭

[unreal sluice]

I remember the old days where I was better than QN in so2, in ancient times

Jk

[vale sparrow]

yeah somehow now i play in a goated team

omg how many things do i have to updateeee

geode please

[unreal sluice]

Hahaha

Good luck

[unreal sluice]

Pigeti army?

[vale sparrow]

IT CRASHED

nvm

[barren swallow]

that's are a challenge

[vale sparrow]

yeah cuz thats the best clan in bulgaria
we play for the country

since the other teams are just mid

[barren swallow]

@vale sparrow do you know The Skill Tester?

[vale sparrow]

yeah

[barren swallow]

from xcreator

[vale sparrow]

i got perfect on wave

last time i played

[barren swallow]

:0

me w 93p easily

[vale sparrow]

i could try it rn but im on 60hz cuz this laptop just yeah

rip 144hz old laptop

[barren swallow]

i have two waves, the flame, and the famous Diamond Castle

[vale sparrow]

with a 3070

[unreal sluice]

Ooh niceee

I once played for team 24k

[vale sparrow]

on my pc i use a texture pack that makes the default wave a deltarune heart and the second wave is zoink's wave in green and white

[abstract turtle]

Hello

[unreal sluice]

Oh yeah @vale sparrow in photos or dms can I see an ss of your inventory and medals pls🥺

[vale sparrow]

sure ill do it rn but on phone cuz i dont have my ipad here

[barren swallow]

❤️

[unreal sluice]

Okii

I can’t wait until I buy an iPad Pro, I’ll finally be able to have good graphics again and this time 120 fps and not 60

[barren swallow]

❤️

[rich crow]

All 3 above me are noobs

[barren swallow]

[rich crow]

Nice Karambit pelegia

[barren swallow]

fonted in renyan

[tiny ember]

10/10 bronze 5 trust

[tiny ember]

46°c

[barren swallow]

hi partner

[vale sparrow]

my laptop about to die

NOOO

[tiny ember]

[vale sparrow]

😭

[tiny ember]

dw I'll turn on wireless charger

[vale sparrow]

:0

ty

[solid rock]

guys

do you habe aktu?

[solid rock]

have*

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tiny ember]

🦕

[barren swallow]

wth

is that bio @solid rock

and

pfp

[solid rock]

XDDDDD

[tiny ember]

[barren swallow]

mods

[devout bobcat]

Mods, don't do anything

[tiny ember]

hel , delete kelantan

[barren swallow]

mods are u live?

[unique star]

Japan server if u guys are going competitive atlist u make sure unreally want to play, Ive been rejoining 13 times

[barren swallow]

ALIVE*

[devout bobcat]

ax, delete sarawak

[tiny ember]

[tiny ember]

Too bad , im mixed borneo

[slow rapids]

Anyone comp?

[tiny ember]

mods , suggest this guy a sg server

[devout bobcat]

Ax, delete borneo island

🦛

[barren swallow]

mods, gimme ultra plus legend pro max S23 black gold edition

[unique star]

14 times now

[tiny ember]

mods , move mongolia to south china sea

[barren swallow]

mods, don't invite North Korea to the WW3

[unique star]

happened in singapore, japan, netherland, etc

[devout bobcat]

mods, ban mongolia from the earth

[tiny ember]

mods , im gonna mod the game

[devout bobcat]

mods, recite the bible in japanese

[barren swallow]

my favourite singer from BTS asia is Kim Jong Un

[vale sparrow]

mmmm

good idea

[tiny ember]

Bangladeshi Toilet Service

[barren swallow]

hi partner

[vale sparrow]

maybe not that

[tiny ember]

Watashi hungry daro , kore bomboclat patty , umai

[languid mason]

Hello guys

[barren swallow]

[tiny ember]

mods , infuse mongolia and malaysia into cramped island country instead

[barren swallow]

yo use the emote

[tiny ember]

[languid mason]

👋

[tiny ember]

mods , its happening

[barren swallow]

mods resucite mammoths please

[languid mason]

When is going to be that update ?

[tiny ember]

10 april

[barren swallow]

2030*probably *

[languid mason]

Fr

Yeah

[tiny ember]

mods , let me join hetj

[rich crow]

Dw they usually go back in a week or so

[barren swallow]

what is that clan name

[devout bobcat]

Mambo mambo, omatsuri mambo

[tiny ember]

hachimi hachimi

[languid mason]

Im thinking about to join back but idk i want to try diferent clan tbh

[tiny ember]

join KAG (goated)

or KAG-R

[languid mason]

But im gold 4

Cuz i lose my ranger

[tiny ember]

fake it till u make it

[barren swallow]

neko neko

[devout bobcat]

Fh4 ahh song

[barren swallow]

[tiny ember]

Febreeze

[languid mason]

[rich crow]

Spslg

[devout bobcat]

Nabvince

[livid kernel]

Wait guys the update might be today as i saw a video coming at 11, I remember on winter tale after the video they dropped the update

[tiny ember]

its April 10

[languid mason]

But idk if i can join cuz im gold 4

[livid kernel]

For sure?

[tiny ember]

dw i joined before when silver 3

[devout bobcat]

I'll make sure you cant

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

Application is going to self-update and then restart automatically. Should the update fail, please reach out to our support team.

[languid mason]

Hahah thx

[tepid flame]

Finally today 😭

[languid mason]

What

[barren swallow]

the ram x2 16Gb DDR5 is than expensive cost, than guns

@tiny ember

[spiral jetty]

The update will be out soon

[tiny ember]

64mb ddr7

[barren swallow]

how to download ram now free

[devout bobcat]

512kb ddr8

[tiny ember]

downloadfreeddr5ramworking2029bhainoscamdotcom

[barren swallow]

128Kb DDR10

[devout bobcat]

zhxrmdotmy

[barren swallow]

but today is 2026 no 2029, that's work?

[tiny ember]

8kb , 1 billion (nm) ddr ♾️ ram

[tiny ember]

Still working

[devout bobcat]

Nasa sent a person to the space with only 8kb ram while I'm struggling to run chrome with 16gb ram

[tepid flame]

New season today

[tiny ember]

update it for me

[languid mason]

Finally and when update?

[devout bobcat]

Immaculate, I just updated

[tepid flame]

I think in an hour or so

[tiny ember]

nab updated yesterday on linux

[devout bobcat]

Nice 10 minutes ago

[stark birch]

For iOS?

[languid mason]

Finally

[devout bobcat]

You should start working as a accountant at axlebolt now

[tepid flame]

78 mins to be exact

[rich crow]

Ax:

[tepid flame]

Check so2 live youtube channel

[tiny ember]

[barren swallow]

you have gooooods idea

i can buy the gun

and steal the ram

[barren swallow]

NEXT VIDEO :

Stealing the RAM from the PCs from my school (goes wrong)

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat nab 800gb data exhausted

[hexed igloo]

update today guys

brace yourself

[tiny ember]

update it for me

[devout bobcat]

nab I only use 14gb data

[hexed igloo]

they are removing Z7

[barren swallow]

you are from axlebolt

[tiny ember]

Stonesand

[devout bobcat]

Zhxrm 7

[tiny ember]

8

[hexed igloo]

my name is Axlen Fuegro Rabolt

[tiny ember]

tbh z7 is kinda rushable map

Predictable map too

[barren swallow]

i need that plushie

[devout bobcat]

Nab, I got minecraft 26.13 update instead

[tiny ember]

[hexed igloo]

just say you dont like big maps bro

real

[hexed igloo]

Me when i was told the truth

[tiny ember]

too bad , the game itself is cs carbon copy

[devout bobcat]

I think he doesn’t like big m

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

[dreamy matrix]

Hello

[hexed igloo]

it was kind of the reason why they Removed Z9
it's too big

[tiny ember]

son

[dreamy matrix]

Is today update

[hexed igloo]

yes

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[shrewd mist]

source?

[hexed igloo]

Standoff 2 live

[tiny ember]

yes

[shrewd mist]

really?

[devout bobcat]

@silk kraken just like old times

[shrewd mist]

wait lemme check

[hexed igloo]

It's the final trailer, it always release after that

[tiny ember]

mfghhhh,,.......

[barren swallow]

what is the deleted message

[devout bobcat]

💨

[barren swallow]

gimme other fish

🍴

[tiny ember]

my address location

[rich crow]

Some nab boosting

[devout bobcat]

Some nap

[barren swallow]

?

[rich crow]

Imagine paying money to get a free rank

[tiny ember]

how dare they leak it

[tiny ember]

i would

[shrewd mist]

are they gonna drop the update or the release date after that??

[compact blaze]

🫴 🐟

[compact blaze]

Fiesh drowning

[devout bobcat]

[barren swallow]

??

[neat ferry]

It's coming in 1h

[devout bobcat]

🤨

[neat ferry]

Starting rolling out

[barren swallow]

what is that clan name

[tiny ember]

Android update type shi

[devout bobcat]

Diamond Dogs

[rich crow]

No more clan battles 😹😹😹

[tiny ember]

[DD_SU] >> [DD_CU] & [nabs]

[compact blaze]

Imagine not being able to do cb

[barren swallow]

97k exp clan

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

Quack

[compact blaze]

That's a beautiful massive yes

[rich crow]

:v

[tiny ember]

massive nabber

[steady pelican]

Is it true that the update will release in 2 hours?

[tiny ember]

1

[hexed igloo]

1

[steady pelican]

Finally bruh

[hexed igloo]

if it's not, then you can crack nap

[tiny ember]

me when april

[steady pelican]

Deal

[tiny ember]

I'll nap now

[hexed igloo]

hes napping it

[rich crow]

Lie in april

[steady pelican]

Lol

[tiny ember]

Lying in April

[barren swallow]

how to speak english well tutorial 100% working 2026 FREE

[tiny ember]

no scam

[earnest relic]

indian mentor

[barren swallow]

me?

[earnest relic]

Are you the author of video?

[barren swallow]

[compact blaze]

I don't need that

[tiny ember]

Fih tutorial 101% not working bhai

[barren swallow]

i'm needing that

[viscid swan]

[abstract turtle]

Find an equation of the line through (11,5) and parallel to a line with slope -24.

🥀

[waxen glen]

Yoo update might be out in 1 hour

[barren swallow]

fey check photos

[abstract turtle]

Yeah it is

[barren swallow]

check

photos

[abstract turtle]

Alright

[primal ether]

hello

[mellow hedge]

Yo

[still heron]

noo @devout bobcat u not helper anymore 😥

[dreamy jacinth]

New update is there?

[devout bobcat]

I got a job offer to work as a sales agent

[still heron]

ohh so u got less time, unfortunate 😕

[devout bobcat]

I should cosplay as a cat in maid outfit 🦛

[mellow hedge]

Fym new main

[barren swallow]

anyone can speak spanish w me

on the channel obvius

[mellow hedge]

Taco

[exotic owl]

I can’t get s11

[mellow hedge]

Nuh

[devout bobcat]

@silk kraken got any tips on how to be a salesman? 🦛

[rich crow]

Kill him

[compact blaze]

Can't speak spanish sadly

[rich crow]

Hola taco

Salsa

[barren swallow]

why are u named me taco, for my so2 acc XD?

[silk kraken]

Selling what?

[rich crow]

Maids

[barren swallow]

"fumando ese a ese la tele se le apago" say that

[devout bobcat]

Cuckoo products

[rich crow]

Ban

[rich crow]

Pinata

[compact blaze]

[exotic owl]

Is the update here ?

[barren swallow]

you are my mom?

XDDD

[compact blaze]

Idek what i'm saying 😭

[rich crow]

Nice made up sentence

[barren swallow]

are u saying you are my mommy

[rich crow]

Hahaha

[barren swallow]

say that @compact blaze

[compact blaze]

No 😭

[barren swallow]

that's are not bad

say that

[rich crow]

You are my mom nini

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

No thanks

[barren swallow]

suggar mommy?

[compact blaze]

I can't speak spanish here anyways

[rich crow]

Yes

[barren swallow]

🍴

[graceful citrus]

Is it true that the update is gonna come in 1 hr

[barren swallow]

[compact blaze]

🫴 🐟

[rich crow]

Cat

[barren swallow]

i'm thinking no

you too

are my son

[mellow hedge]

Probably not

[graceful citrus]

:(

[barren swallow]

[silk kraken]

I don't know, honestly. Maybe promote them on social media. I see a lot of ads for products like that on YouTube especially, like YT Shorts promoting something with a song/meme trend

[rich crow]

It is

[mellow hedge]

How are u so sure

[rich crow]

Today upd

[devout bobcat]

Gen z styled marketing sounds fun🦩

[rich crow]

Go check the appstores

[barren swallow]

anyone can say "fumando ese a ese la tele se le apago"?? is a song lyrics

[mellow hedge]

Dont got iphone💔

[compact blaze]

We can't here

If we say it's deleted

[rich crow]

That's why I said stores

[barren swallow]

the song name?

[rich crow]

That includes the android

[mellow hedge]

I mean its still the same

[compact blaze]

Idk bruh 😭
I only know anyways beside english is not staying here if a mod sees it

[rich crow]

🫩🫩

[mellow hedge]

🥀

[barren swallow]

hear, CA$HBACK by cosmickid7

[mellow hedge]

Not even the so2 pic changed

Or atleast on the discord server

[compact blaze]

Not my type of music 🫧 🐡

[barren swallow]

@compact blaze 0:40 minute

[barren swallow]

hear that

now

[compact blaze]

No thanks

[barren swallow]

or i'm gonna cry after

[compact blaze]

Hm

[barren swallow]

I'M GONNA CRY

see me

[compact blaze]

I don't understand a single word

[viscid swan]

[compact blaze]

I listened to that 0:40 okay 😭

But i don't understand anything or whatever

[barren swallow]

fumando ese a ese la tele se le apago

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[barren swallow]

gimme other fish

now

or i'm gonna cry

[compact blaze]

🫴 🐟

I'm being forced to

[hexed igloo]

real

[devout bobcat]

I need my TIN numbers lelelelele @silk kraken

[compact blaze]

Wild

[devout bobcat]

Unfortunately I don't have it cuz I don't pay taxes 🦛

[jade quiver]

New sezon?

[compact blaze]

It's in 1 hour bruh

Y'all can't wait

Just ONE hour 😭

[exotic owl]

Thx for telling us

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[exotic owl]

I read it now sorry

[barren swallow]

GUYS

CHECK THE Standoff 2 Live

[mellow hedge]

Yall gonna be disappointed

[compact blaze]

Who cares, they can wait

[barren swallow]

acc in youtubeee

30 minutessss

[mellow hedge]

Nvm

[digital stream]

Why is it showing on play store that s11 has come but I can't update it

Wtf?

[devout bobcat]

That job offer was actually came from my mate cuz the previous guy got fired for not doing his job @silk kraken

[mellow hedge]

Finally 😰

[devout bobcat]

Now he’s looking for a replacement

[barren swallow]

what is your actual job

[compact blaze]

Just wait

[barren swallow]

[compact blaze]

It's after the trailer normaly

[digital stream]

It's in 1 hr?

[compact blaze]

Bruh y'all so impatient

Like that update won't change much anyways

[digital stream]

Yeah the games too boring I want something new fastt

[devout bobcat]

I am now a salesman

[digital stream]

Imma just play tennis with the guns

[silk kraken]

Best of luck

[digital stream]

Or football

Or cricket whatever

[unreal sluice]

On another bus rn

[compact blaze]

To where?

[unreal sluice]

The moors

[barren swallow]

good morning??

[lament thorn]

Bro the axleboltd is playng whit us the update wil never come bro 😭🙏

[compact blaze]

No clues what that is

[urban acorn]

Yes

[devout bobcat]

I'm in a such spoiled environment where opportunities came at me instead of me looking for them

[unreal sluice]

No, moor is a geographical location, like a mountain

[devout bobcat]

[soft nymph]

heloo people

[barren swallow]

nooooo

your time now

[unreal sluice]

10:36am

[barren swallow]

good morning?

[unreal sluice]

Good morning:3

[barren swallow]

buenosdias queen

[tired sentinel]

Update?

[barren swallow]

20minutes

[devout bobcat]

Oi you right there

[tired sentinel]

How do you know?

[digital stream]

Or 1 hour? @compact blaze what's the fax?

[digital stream]

They the devs

[urban acorn]

" Oi "

[cobalt dock]

hi everyone

[unreal sluice]

Yurr?

[compact blaze]

After trailer usually or during trailer bruh

[barren swallow]

check YT channel Standoff 2 Live

[compact blaze]

Just wait it's soon anyways

[soft nymph]

helo men

[barren swallow]

official channel

[digital stream]

When's the trailer ahhhh

[devout bobcat]

Wanna buy our new Cuckoo XCEL 2 Water Purifier?

[compact blaze]

No brain

[tired sentinel]

He'll definitely come in 20 minutes.

[digital stream]

Yep indeed

[unreal sluice]

[tired sentinel]

???

Are you sure he's coming today?

[devout bobcat]

Pure & Clean, Fresh & Filtered

[urban acorn]

Hi

[compact blaze]

Then you can respectfully leave this chat

[unreal sluice]

Guys in App Store they have the “season 11 is here” in events tab but no update

[compact blaze]

Not you

Don't be like them

[digital stream]

Man chill out. Why u got mad all of a sudden

[unreal sluice]

I’m just saying

[compact blaze]

It's normal 😭

[digital stream]

Hahaah I've been asking that as well lol

[compact blaze]

It's cause it's coming soon

[devout bobcat]

It has finger-friendly function, just touch the button

[compact blaze]

What's ze price? 🫧 🐡

[glacial glade]

So upd in 30 mins?

[tired sentinel]

@unreal sluice when is the update coming?

[devout bobcat]

$999

[barren swallow]

check youtube channel

now

[compact blaze]

Insert :what:

[tired sentinel]

@barren swallow ok bro

[devout bobcat]

Original price $1099
I'll give you a discount if you buy it from me

[compact blaze]

That's a nice promo you think you can make it 998.99$

[still heron]

#🎥│so2-videos for who's asking

[barren swallow]

don't tell me w that way

[devout bobcat]

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[tired sentinel]

@barren swallow remaster day is coming ?

[urban acorn]

I ate a chicken heart

[barren swallow]

20minutes idk

[compact blaze]

It's not remastered

Just new season

[tired sentinel]

@barren swallow ok

[compact blaze]

I think

[red river]

When will season 11 come out? Reply pls

[viscid swan]

Soon!

[devout bobcat]

If it's too expensive for you, you can rent it for only $24.99/month

[torn sorrel]

Looks like today

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

Deal

[mellow hedge]

Yo do yall see the event channels

On this sv

[unreal sluice]

Kokodak

[mellow hedge]

Nvm it doesn't show anymore🥀

[rich crow]

Popodak

[devout bobcat]

Pleasure doing ze business with you 🤝

[rich crow]

I am so hot

[compact blaze]

🤝

[unreal sluice]

Kakaroo

[rich crow]

No ketchup on ze shawarma

[barren swallow]

hi fey

[devout bobcat]

I ate it

[waxen glen]

Who tf like ketchup on shawarma lemme meet him

[compact blaze]

Spaizy garlik 🫧 🐡

Bebzi

[torn sorrel]

Me

[waxen glen]

😠

[rich crow]

Me

I'm not kidding

[distant frigate]

☠️☠️

[unreal sluice]

I’m just happy I got my legend 5v5 and legend 2v2 roles before the ranks reset

[devout bobcat]

Finally, a side income while I'm studying

[compact blaze]

Nah

[compact blaze]

Happy for you

[waxen glen]

@torn sorrel @rich crow y'all criminal

😠

[compact blaze]

Hopefully we rank tl in new season despite me not being the best 😭

[rich crow]

Shut

[torn sorrel]

Okay I’m fine with that

[barren swallow]

goodbye my elite rank

[vale berry]

ooom

[compact blaze]

Same

[rich crow]

Noob

[compact blaze]

[vale berry]

[mellow hedge]

Why☹️

[rich crow]

If you're elite delete the game ( I'm master)

[barren swallow]

shhh i'm your mommy

[torn sorrel]

Okay boss

[compact blaze]

Goodbye elite and master, tho that reminds me i got no one for doing my allies calib now

[waxen glen]

U that ma1xxx or whatever that dudes name was?

U that chud?

[compact blaze]

Sugar mommy

[rich crow]

No?

[barren swallow]

hi mommy

[dapper blaze]

Can i put ketchup in my chicken shawarma

[rich crow]

Idk who is that

[barren swallow]

i'm Mommy, Sugar Mommy

[unreal sluice]

😭

[waxen glen]

Do whatever u like gang

[compact blaze]

[dapper blaze]

What about mayonaise

[slate path]

upd in 13m?

[hexed lava]

yall ready for the premiere?

[compact blaze]

Yeah i'm probably not the strongest of elite, but not the worst, depends on the moments

Sometimes i'm good, sometimes less good

[rich crow]

Noob

[hexed lava]

probably, last time, they added the update the same time they uploaded the video

[waxen glen]

Yea.. i like white creamy stuff inside my shawarma 🤤

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[slate path]

mayo the best

[mellow hedge]

Relatable

[viscid swan]

Ello

[rich crow]

I will break your nose

[compact blaze]

😭

[grizzled axle]

Siema

[barren swallow]

olleh

[hazy cypress]

bro when is update
im tired

[waxen glen]

I'll break yo back

[dapper blaze]

You do?

[compact blaze]

Just wait

Omg

[rich crow]

Mah

[barren swallow]

12 minutes

[dapper blaze]

Nah where did u dissapear man

[rich crow]

Where u from I'll pull up

[hazy cypress]

for real?

[urban acorn]

No

[waxen glen]

Umm hmm

[unreal sluice]

I’m strong now that I fixed my settings

[compact blaze]

Nice

Good for you

She gonna carry me bruh 😭

[slate path]

wdym

[hexed igloo]

if update doesnt come today, you can crack changba

[unreal sluice]

Literally I went from going 4-11 against phoenixes to 11-2 against elites and masters

[dapper blaze]

I do too nws🙂

[compact blaze]

[compact blaze]

Wild 😭

[dapper blaze]

Haven’t seen u in hejti server in years buddy

[unreal sluice]

Just by changing my setting for a few pixels

[waxen glen]

Most dangerous country of Europe.. i come from brazil

[urban acorn]

Mibomba

[compact blaze]

Damn

[barren swallow]

[slate path]

i havnt played since i sold my acc

[compact blaze]

Born in watch land, stuck in baguette land

[devout bobcat]

Imma eat his exam papers

🦛

[vapid fern]

Where can I found a promo code

[slate path]

when i get the hours ill prob join back

[dapper blaze]

Dayum bro rich now

[obsidian vessel]

Wait is the update coming in 10 mins?

[dapper blaze]

Waiting for ya

[viscid swan]

You can check by reading this: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

[waxen glen]

Bro to be kawai anime girl stuck in favelas

[barren swallow]

can someone be my sugar daddy/mommy?

[slate path]

ill soon be in hejt4

[dapper blaze]

Dayum bro had to say it like Vin Diesel

[unreal sluice]

I would’ve been s9 legend if I had more than a 3 week window to play after not playing for a year

[dapper blaze]

Yeee u joining me

[empty nexus]

Rank reset🥀

[waxen glen]

I'm not from brazil tho

[hexed igloo]

Guys check playstore, its out

[compact blaze]

I didn't climb up season 9

[unreal sluice]

App Store soon

[dapper blaze]

I see u in Egypt my boy

[compact blaze]

Oh right it's delayed this time on ios

[waxen glen]

Nah... I'm from the dangerous hood of india

[compact blaze]

I forgot you were ios

[barren swallow]

S10 lionel messi 10

[waxen glen]

💔

[dapper blaze]

U mean shangai?

[unreal sluice]

Show me what the s10 charms look like pls

[hexed igloo]

o block

[devout bobcat]

Born in fermented fish sauce land, stuck in fermented fish sauce land

[waxen glen]

Nah... Shanghai is the capital pakistan

[compact blaze]

Let me restart my phone

[dapper blaze]

Is u Sosa?

[compact blaze]

Then i'll check if it's out

[hexed igloo]

grrahh

[compact blaze]

Then i'll show if i can

[barren swallow]

accept my request or i'm gonna cry

[vapid fern]

Do you know any valid promo code

[dapper blaze]

Oh yea my bad u were from what was the name Hong kong

[compact blaze]

Once i got ze update sure

[pseudo pivot]

Is it still a 2 day delay?

[unreal sluice]

Okiii

[compact blaze]

Idk

[slate path]

there was one 2 days ago for a tanto knife

[empty nexus]

Double legend and 1400 mmr duels 🥀

[unreal sluice]

U were born in Russia?

[pseudo pivot]

I remember it being like that for the early seasons

[waxen glen]

Who said I block is dangerous... Ever heard bout the dubai? Yn there are scary

[hazy cypress]

time to updatee?

[unreal sluice]

That’s me

[dapper blaze]

The knife was for 3 days

[compact blaze]

Not me i'm not calibrated in duels

And not tl

[empty nexus]

Yh thas wht i m sayin💔

[dapper blaze]

U mean drones of dubai

[unreal sluice]

I played duels purely to calibrate

[slate path]

ye and idk how but yesterday i got 2 akr mythic for 3days

[devout bobcat]

Pls do

[digital stream]

Yea same for me as well, double elite and g3 in duels.

[barren swallow]

anyone can be my sugar mommy/daddy?

[hexed igloo]

😰😰
Will they pay me to leave them alone?

[unreal sluice]

I didn’t push to any rank

[slate path]

it was a patterned akr costing like 2k G

[empty nexus]

Yh duel sht anyways i only got to elite in duels

[devout bobcat]

I will ferment your ahh

[empty nexus]

Ppl js rng innit

[dapper blaze]

U got rich for 3 days

[empty nexus]

🤦🏿

[pseudo pivot]

Job

[unreal sluice]

The better you are at rng the higher you will be in duel

[empty nexus]

Yh such a shtty mode icl

[waxen glen]

Nah they hit u on head with gold bricks and slime u out

[hexed igloo]

[devout bobcat]

changba can't mute me, I have diplomatic immunity

Bro thinks he

[rich crow]

Lmao

[waxen glen]

Buckingham place is even dangerous hood... Like top 3 dangerous hood of all time

[unreal sluice]

What if it’s not changba😳

[rich crow]

Who u gonna call ? Neymar?

[barren swallow]

accept my request or i'm gonna cry now

[fathom galleon]

So when the update will be avabile?

[unreal sluice]

Ghost busters obviously

[devout bobcat]

Pls do