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Man up cus u r a something i cant say
The surprising part is he told me that the timeline actually starts from re 8 .
Wsg
Cus it does
That isnt proper grammar my friend
I played re8 vr but not alot
Idc learn how to use common sense to read my messages
what are trading cards??
On steam?
no
and how much does it value
What heavenly Audio are you listening too ššš
Depends on cards and what cards they are
Think pokemon cards with out the stats (pokemon is a trading card it self)
You guys heard of duel masters ???
With context of different server come with different expectations
Nope
Awww hell nah
I saw someone rank spiders they would keep as a pet
And he put Sydney funnel web ABOVE black widow and wolf spider
something fonted would do
Black widows literally stay in one spot and they will not bite unless you squish its body, even then it wonāt kill a healthy adult but like if you keep it in a cage itās literally poses no threat at all
Wolf spiders are scary looking and fast but not aggressive either, also their bite isnāt dangerous at all, and keep bad pests away
but Sydney funnel web has AURA as a spider
That guy is incredibly venomous
Iām talking can kill in MINUTES
Itās like THE MOST aggressive spider in the world
(Itās old world)
It has huge fangs that can PIERCE LEATHER
TFS this
itās bite force can CRUSH the skull of a mouse
Imagine how terrifying it is for a SPIDER to do that
And that spider didnāt instantly go to the bottom of the list
Itās like the most dangerous spider on earth
I didn't need to know thatš
Itās only found in and around Sydney, Australia dw
My aunt is from Australia and I'll be going to see her
U coming with me to help or what?
Donāt mind the huge huntsmen spiders tho
They just look scary
All they do is catch pests and help out like that
Theyāre chill and their bite only hurts, nothing worse
just buy the flamethrower
easy job tho
Yh give me money and I will
Iāll call her beer
hmm
nah im brokie broke boi
Depends
What kind of spider
Same gng
or snakes
ong
yikes
they donāt have feelings and they canāt realise that
Ew
they have survival instincts stress & hunt
the only thing can happen between a spider and a human
is having less stress againts him
but yet
she doesnāt care
UR YAPPING TO MUCH
Itās science š¤
Gng.....
Well yeah she can die easily
the large ones
With huge bellies
if you drop them from an avarage height she can die
due to her fat belly
Giant huntsman
see it like a water balloon
me and my brother used to burn them cause they make funny noises
the best
and btw the largest on planet earth ever existed
even during the period of dinosaurs
Idk, I heard spiders were huge back when there was a lot of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere
she doesnāt have venom but still is the largest
true
Oh my
Yeah, but bite hurts because huge fangs
yeah
Ooh cool
they donāt have any purpose biting humans
I am scared of Sydney funnel web though
Were they bigger back then or somethingš
if they cant see me i cant see them ahh
Well there was more carbon in the atmosphere which is beneficial for them
Ik
damn u know so much girl
Hi
about spidies
Are y'all talking about spidersš
36 feet spider
ugh yeah
Like people here in England are scared of giant house spiders, but imagine from the spiders perspective, a being hundreds of times your size is suddenly interested in you
Oh yeah byeš„¹āļø
I like spidies:3
U have theese kind of spiders
In England
man
We have giant house, which are not that big
And we have orb weavers too, but small species
danggg
I mean people are scare of swamp puppies (alligators)
67
š
yeah

kiko is in my dms
19
I know a kiko
Niceeee
They are my bf
20
Nicee
uh oh
20 isnāt even that old, some of my uni friends are like 24-25
Wow
Duh
is a peek age
ferrari peek?
Your mind is only in game š
corola
never
Lowk im scared of these woods near my house
Honda
im romanian
Iāve been in them after dark a lot of times and seen a few scary things
my house is surrounded by forests
Wdum ?
scary things
Is the fable collection getting removed?
COUNTRY
Like g-g-g-ghosts
Shady people, ritualistic markings, and one time even a humanoid thing running across a field I was on
in 2 days
yassss
At the next update yeah
Should try to befriend them and have them play standoff2
When is the next update man š
Idk Iām not a dev
if a ghost plays so2 is it invisible?
Sad
prolly when fable gets removed
when the offer from shop expires
You mean invincible /j
Ru lilith so2?
Dont get the joke smh
No, Iām just going by my real name
Is it worth playing with randoms in competitive?
Invisibile
Isee
i hate my keyboard
Damn
did you drink many beers or fr
Average Italian townš„¹āļø
I use to before i started matching with my BF (i also change my so2 user because its cringey )
i live in italy and my town is chill
nothing like that
bro in italy*
They fight with spaghetti gang
Pineapple on pizza what your throughts
Iām fr
I LIVE IN ITALY
Should record proof tor next time gangy
i dont care since im not italian
I donāt speak pizza broski
Mid
I was deep into the fields when I saw the humanoid thing, I was spooked
Balright
It was fully dark too
Damn poor cat girl
Donāt go again there then
Iāve been a few times since
Idk, dark places donāt rlly deter me
Just donāt
Most places do it wrong appearly
Emilia romagna
mid
@unreal sluice
I swr
F tear place to live (idk that city )

Nor region
You are right tho
Compare it to a state in the USA low-key to tell me how bad it is
its like that one friend that gets bullied and laughs abt it
Hmm
Being compared to Oklahoma
It's like
I donāt join too many servers sorry
2000 times worse
š
itās just a group dummy
So California
California is like 1000
we are not much people
Idk, I also donāt rlly add people on discord who arenāt irl friends
oh
Oklahoma is the state of tornadoes btw
well so in game u donāt play with others
and communicate?
1500
Ohhhh
I play mostly solo yeah
Just search Oklahoma tornadoes
Cant be worse the state with a season known for hurricanes been in a 4 before
It isš
I mean i dont really care hurricanes are just big thunderstorms
It's the bottomest type of life here
bunkers
Just a chill guy
I donāt follow people too on my tik tok
That I donāt know irl
but I do it
Just so it will look aesthetic
Cuz I donāt wanna follow much people
i dont follow anyone on tt š
are you okay?
I donāt even have tt
I get all my slop on reels
itās okay
i dont follow ppl on tt nor ig cause then they gna say im they fab
fan
Something is wrong with the universe
im NOT getting caught lacking
I do hv Pinterest tho
so if you follow your best friend
He will say to others
i dont have a best friend
š
heāll beg me for an autograph
ME TOOO
Me and my best friend just bummed around town today
ZE BESHHHš«¶š»
i have friends but they follow me i dont
Car
ZucaČi stendoff 2
english
Okay i used google to see how bad it is and Italy seem to be fairly similar Florida down to the hurricane (but italy is less strong as Florida are from the Atlantic Ocean) yall do have about the same weather just less humidityš
Iām gonna go make myself some yummy midnight tea
u cant speak romanian here broski
No inglisi
Go to Romania chat
most romanians r butt at this game ngl
Such hate smh
its true tho
No romabia
Helo
Even legends
gimme some too
First I have to make
Why am I beer?
Cuz last time we had a convo
U told me that u like drinking
I said itās not good
and kept saying
but I like drinking
š
Oh yeah I was drunk
so yeah
True
I almost died after drinking a 1L bottle of vodka in like 40 minutes
I drink very veryyyy rare
But if I drink
Iāll drink much
and then again decades after Iāll drink again
Well not almost died
But I threw up a lot
š«Ŗ
the most Iāve drunk was 1litter of wine
2 cans of beer
and a drink with a deer one it
I donāt remember the name
it tasted like medicine or sm
Iāve kinda outgrown drinking because everytime I would end up throwing up and with stomach pains
It made me dizzy so I was like oka
I never learnt my lesson
it was my first time throwing up
Jagermeister
FINALLY someone agrees with me
just like medicine from pharmacy
Mommy noob
those who likeā it
they pretend on God
like thereās no way
you must be sick
My friend said she likes it a lot
yeah ok
how do u know its not medicine disguised as beer
And called me weird for saying it tastes awful
Attention is typing
cuz itās viral
thatās why I tried it
but nope
Never again
My fav is vodka and rum
I rather buy whiskey
Frrr
1000 times
š¦
Iāve tried a whiskey so bad itās put me off whiskey forever
Whiskey is fire
Bells whiskey. Itās trash beyond belief
especially with some snacks
Itās so so bad
And red bull too
I canāt have whiskey anymore
Strongest Iāve had is a 63% ABV rum
donāt kill me
I donāt know the drink
I just know the basic
Cuz I donāt drink much
Wray and nephews overproof rum
Aah basically normal strong liqueurs are 35-40% ABV. 63% is incredibly strong
You canāt even try to taste it
You just have to straight shot it down your throat
Or it will burn your mouth
Iāll try it
Donāt do more than 1 shot
You canāt with this onešš
the double champ does what the f he wants
No like it could be dangerous
You can but it will burn a lot.
So can I add u at least in game
Sure
if you donāt mind
73689660
yo
Ik the id of 3 of my accounts
Am proud
Ty
ama add u Hollon
im crine mfs know their standoff id better than i know my parents phone numbers
Am coming back
imagine not being able to remember 11 numbers max
sigh
Is this your main or alt?
Yeah what
Ye
I have proof
;?
am already trynna help another guy
Ive been waiting
Nvm we ran out of teabags
if you did care about it
That much
You would tag me in DMs
Litterly
Not just once
And after 1 month
Ive been wwaiting
It did appear in your mind
if she carrys u i bet u wont be able to resist 1 day alone in legend
wat rank r u rn
Master
yeah no
Well itās my highest rank account
wat rank sez 8?
But technically my āmainā is 61133323
But my friends list there is full
Lemme check
Kd on s1 like that itās crazy ngl
Iām an ancient player
Some of the most random stuff get people timed out by out mod š
Nice
True
Im checking my season 1 and 2 kd
Gona find what had my first KD
Nvm it rank stat only
I have 337 hours
Oh nvm
I have season one stats
You are on mobile right ?
cuz I donāt like joining with pc players anymore
each game I find cheaters
On enemies
iPad
I was less than 50 mmr from legend too
#šøāphotos good stats?
Perfect
@vapid cedar dw I wasnāt calling u bad. I understand even good players have bad games
No I was going to die
and I was sleeping
on god
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
cuz Audi
Did go elite
It was late night I donāt remember
Maybe morning
And I said in chat sorry guys
I need to sleep
I remember to push to legend I played from midnight to 6am š
no I was already legend
he dropped
and he said
Mommy stay
I said okay
All theese people in my matches are below me
trust
aint u a man
So?
I need to improve my head shot % and also get out of the habit of shooting the chestš
Crossair
Pointing
On heads
I trust u dw
I have gonna better with my new crossair
I heard clans do that
Bro
:))
Uhm
I am NOT waiting for people to join cb
I dont trust
It takes a while
Whats your send
Ye aight
u did
Gotta check
U know leart
Eaeaaaaaaa
ye
I almost forgot him
whos u
Damn I have to play with leart like a year
u his gf or sum
1.75
Anyone know a Freya?
You did reminded me him because I saw that we had him both
or waiting till nighty comes
1.75
In friend list
played with him in a clan
acceleration ?
got t3 then disband
1.01
I donāt remember him much
who
You play 1.01
How so?
Acceleration on standoff
Goddamn
1.01 on the damn acceleration??
You play one phone too?
I have a 12.5%
Ipad
...
GODDAMN
broi waht
Again still too much high
337 hours
1 second
i have 0.80
12.5% 337 hours i need to add
I have 200+ and my hs accuracy is like 50
what rank r u
I got to ranger
really bad btw
IN 300 HOURS?
ā¹ļø
I dont play rank often
@bright swallow
Why bro
I dont like rank
..
In training polygon
āļøš
on iPad i understand that u need high sens because of the large screen
Anybody tryna play some comp rn
On phone one small movement and u do 360s
@vapid cedar is my sens good?
Samsung AO6
3.25 and 0.1
Hi chat
no brother
When are the rank reset?
Idk
new season
And when is the new season?
try like 1.60
sensitivity
And 0.20
Accelration
Or
170 sens 0.5 acceleration
Itās slow
you canāt do 1.80s
thatās the point in standoff
That lowš
to have accuracy
yes brother
Kk
when it appears
Nah it needs to be higher
Anyone got sum spare gold
You are talking to me rn
nag my sens is 2.80 cuz im mobile
I got 0.07

Yh?
accelration ?
Darla ?
Damm u Poorer than me
?
when the devs say
And when do they say
My setting is now 2.40 1 š
when they announce it
I made a mistake its 8.73 and 1acc
I try them and they feel like almost the same as what have besides sluggish by a hair

Hu
hello hello
Pro
orp
Omg they did remove that map but why?
Allies is kinda fun now that I think about it
wat map
agreed
The opponents left hahaha
its a pain trying to find a match in allies above 2500 without chams users
u ak1 t2?
Whatās chams?
Conozco alguien que vende oro en pesos arg, manden msh
when they see u thru walls n crap
vas a ser baneado
So cheats?
wallhacks?
theres lots of cheats chams is the most basic one ever
no1 really calls them cheats
Okk
I donāt relate sorry Iām only 2113 mmr
The map they added in the same update as emperor crate
š
zone 9?
Yeah Iām kinda bad ik
No they have that still just changed it a good bit
The Japanese map
?
I think so
Isnt that the map they just added?
Im talking about the map they added after zone 9 if im correct
its a wannabe sakura tbf
yup yall gotta shut up
Its nothing like it gangy but it was a good map idk why they removed it
Bully
Allies
i was talking abt hanami
Iām still waiting for my legend 2v2 role
hanami bunz icl
Im not talking about the new map they added
thats what i said its a wannabe sakura
I WAS
you spitting facts
I wasnt š

You know the map they removed it was Japanese added after zone 9 same time as emperor crate
Iām against someone kinda good
wat mmr r they
Oh yea i realize i can play standoff at good ping while in side yippee
i have u added
idk
Ur ign is iRxe?
apr 3?
idk
oh fr?
extasy
I have standoff runing and im bored any one want to 1 v 1
yes
i was on org
Nvm we won 8-2
He just 1 tapped me in pistol round so I assumed heās good
@sour vault r u pc player?
ya
does it look like i care?
Need someone to play allies to get legend(132761114 or 259768676)
when update guys
šš
Iāve done -99 4 rounds in a row now

I played so bad in that game omg
Well also bad luck
-99 6 rounds in a row is not fun
Is there any new promocodes
Iām so bad all of a sudden
Yeah
š«
Why?
Lowk I went from 4-0 to 4-4
Wdym?
why u are saying that u are bad
I canāt even react to the enemy before I die
Itās too late maybe thatās why
Happens
What i do when i loose my aim against enemies is because
I donāt understand how they peek aim or their game sense in general
If you donāt have often contact with enemies you donāt understand what are they doing
So I rush
to get how they playing when I do it then itās easy
This guy just kills me with a sniper before I can even press the shoot button
Nvm I did a successful sneak
ios cant reedem code?
Oh itās not your fault
U have great aim
Itās just the guy whoās toxic with sniper
Trust
U donāt need much skills
To one tap a player with awm
while you trynna peek and spray on his head
It takes him less reaction
Omg
Now Iām going negative KD against rangers
Iām so washed all of a sudden
š
Losing 0-6 to Ranger and champion
Iām so bad itās unreal
lol
Almost made a 7-0 comeback
Iām gonna leave every match so I lose my legend rank
I donāt deserve legend
Oh my god
Iām playing like a bronze
literally aim smoothing
Smoothen your aim?
no
Like it doesnāt feel shaky?
it literally says what this function does
avg hl player
Lol
I canāt play well with this guy on my team
He blocks off all the positions Iām good with even tho Iāve told him in chat to not do that
Iām so bad
Iām so badddd

I should just derank my legend account on purpose
Blue gloves 
Ye I got it man
Female part?
Psda
If I use a vpn to get better ping in other servers for comp will it change or nahh
67??
Nice pigging
bro so2megapromošš„š

Bnu
Next pass gloves or knifes??
socks
Wow
Devs confirmed next pass was gonna be skin colors
I'm going for the black one so I can run faster
Skin colors?
š
š¦
Best knife to 1000 gold?
noob
fang
Who wants free cheat
I want free bitches
For you thats not possible
Is it just me or the chat has been dead lately
Nah bro
Nvm
Lowkey ur latee
Yeah
This time they be sleepin
Is the update out
Hop on game
Checking it rn
Not rn bro
K
Omd
Atleast we will get before GTA 6
Lowkey hahahha
š¤£š¤£š¤£
Isw my ps is sitting
Waiting for it
Rn it's like 1pm here
They say late Nov but idk brok
I'm asian
Yeah
9:06 am
Guys can i become legend ?
Yesn't
U play to become legend bro
Why
10:36 here
Iām mid player
Play 120 fos life is easy
Which country?
What is ur fps how many finger do u play with an how many hours do u have
Oke
Same
Ight my game started
Easier to use awp
Later
India
Later
Your?
plays for two hours a day 4finger 120fps
Really what's your level?
The all time
Like I have 700hours
200
Possibility above 50%
Below 70
yall should go sleep
Kamtchatka Russia
It's day time here bruh
I have gone to sleep at 7
i still havent slept
Nice
How many hours?
Total hours
The day is js started man
I pin pointed his location with my time
I donāt remember
UAE
Remember I'm asian
Oh I thought it might be russia
Used mathematic to locate where u live but I think I made a mistake in my calculation
Nice
Remove āfor exchangeā then youāre good
Nice its still 1 AM sleep
I show my new accounts play time
Erm actually it's 1 pm
Oh ok then it's hard to determine
Are you GMT +8 ?
Thats why study more ur asian
What's that
Ima playing comp on russia pray for me yall
GMT is a general time zone im GMT -4 (i could be wrong with my time zone) so its 1 AM for me
timezone
Aight

