#💬│english-chat
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He got muted?
No
Nah
Im do something
What region
If your on singa
Your not gonna find a match
Try netherlands
Or france
Or Hong kong
no crap
Watch bafana the fisher
Genuinely how do you stay awake?
Low cortisol
Season 1 gold 4 > season 10 legend
Season 1 gold 4 was genuine hell to try and get to
Initial d
U mind manga?
I have my ways
It's still hell with 50% of ppl using hack in each server
Hells paradise
Nah
It does
I haven’t seen a hacker in ages
I saw the ump glitch when In rank Match
Nah


fey r u romanian
Broskis does anyone know when season 11 drops
S2 didn’t conclude the story
No.
I think it will have s3
I think so
Have you seen bleach?
Berserk
U looking forward to tybw p4?
Bankai tensa zangets
Really looking forward for ywach vs aizen
Watashino no soul society
Some kids were saying that demon slayer is top 4th 😭😭😭
Same fr

I’m looking forward to that time I got reincarnated as a slime season 4
They just explained the plot of the anime in the name
Nah it’s actually really interesting, and season 4 will go on for 60 weeks straight
Of pure action
Which I’m so excited for

Anime or manga?
My fav anime is takopis original sin, my fav manga is our happy hours
Ye
Takopis original sin
I've heard of it. It had really high rating
Guys for the plot I've watched : How to rent a girlfriend
Takopis original sin is holy peak, way better than any other anime I’ve seen
But it is extremely heavy and sad
Gotta add it to my bucket lidt
Like it is the saddest anime I’ve seen
It’s not romance at all
Takopis original sin episode 5 is in my opinion the best episode to exist
Of any show
You will see if you watch it
It’s 6 episodes long
Should've set it free
Nah bro just don't watch 😭😭 it .
Unfortunately complete. I'm gonna gouge my eyeballs out
It has zero character development for 4 seasons straight . And rumours are that the creator is obsessed with the female character he created while having a wife and daughter
But you should know the trigger warnings before
Takopis original sin contains:
- severe physical abuse
- neglect
- emotional abuse
- su*cide
- violence
That's my favorite gonna watch it . Watched berserk , Vinland saga and readed vagabond so it's perfectly normal
I feel like I have to say these warnings because it is genuinely dark and difficult to watch and I would feel bad recommending it to someone to go in blind
I’ve read goodnight punpun
What's that ?
Don’t read it
I'm gonna read it 🍏. For the fun
It’s worse than berserk
Like the the final arc devastates you emotionally
need 4 ppl for a 5 stack for NA faceit
Damn . I'm reading the reviews and holy
Yeah it is insane
They leading it to everything sucide , depression and stuff
The final arc is basically showcasing a slow descent into absolute despair
And absolutely no hope of anything getting better
Ratings are for 18+ and up . I'm gonna be 18 next month Soo.....
It was so devastating that I was beyond the point of crying. Like I could just sit there and try to process what I’ve read
Aah, I’m 19
If u thought berserk was bad pls don’t read this
Shut up granny
Shutup gold 3
I'll read this when I have the time

Watch takopis original sin first and see how you feel after that, if you feel too sad then absolutely do not touch goodnight punpun
Ok. I was watching jojo rn
I read books
PEAK
Jojo's boring adventures
Just saw Kira yoshikage
Just saw wakabayashi
oooo, unbreakable diamond?
Indeed
Hey game developers, please add a Middle East MENA server! The latency is high despite the strong internet connection, and this is causing an unfair experience in ranked matches.
I was at the part where jotaro went to the tailor
keep watching, jojo just gets better twin
you’ll love it
i’m on the next part
My friend recommend it to me
golden wind
friend knows ball
Part 5
yess
I literally started teleporting across the map because of the extremely high latency; perhaps that's its only advantage.
I love allies
that’s CLEAN yo
You added too much stickers. It could've really looked clesn
Somehow
valid
I like esports craft
I ONLY PLAY ALLIES since 3 seasons ago
Ak is red
Ok
Forze major 2024 stickers are red
I think some skins look worse with stickers
Indeed
at least you got hella skins twinamon roll❤️🩹
Like I think that ak vermillion should be kept stickerless to see the beautiful dragon pattern
Yes. Players bomb it with stickers
MOROCCO
I sold everything to get the Vermilion + red combo
💔
Wait why?
I think that's a valid point but the forze stickers are beautiful
Have you heard of the M40 pro glitch that happened in the market a few years ago
Oh
Oh btw I don't even have enough and now I'm crying fr
Nope
That's not an accident
@steep marsh @steep marsh how did you know
The gun's price went from 2 gold to straight 115 g straight for short time
Oh
Unfortunately I only had one on me. So I sold it and brought other guns
Ok so if someone leaves during a match you just cant report them?
Yeh sadly 😭😭
They already get punished tho
But all north African countries speak Arabic and their dialects are very similar to ours Tunisia, libya, Egypt, but you nailed it accurately to Morocco and Algeria
Why tf u wanna report someone leaving a casual game💀
Ok so it changes because its not ranked?
Haters nowadays

He's like steve and he got bored
Fey can we ban him for being a noob
Yes, there is literally nothing to lose if you lose and nothing to gain if you win
1360327453817442496
You get rewards for both matches tho
Can you even do that lmao
Report some one for leaving casual
Yes but those rewards depend solely on your own skill💀 and luck
Nothing to do with winning
They give him a minor punishment: a reduced MMR and a half-hour ban from playing, and then he goes back to ruining someone else's day.
I just play casual to farm xp or improve my KD
Happened with me 2 times
Even if I lose if I do well I get what I want
Nice to meet you bro
And I leave casual matches as I wish too
You still get rewards if you leave the match?
No
Nope
Casual is not suppose to be handle like rank gangy
Nope
Why tf u wanna report people for leaving casual games 💀
Bruh kookie is straight dookie at so2
Rank is like your life on the line
Bafana
I dont report people for leaving casual tho
Have you guys ever had the problem where you just hopped in a rank comp and your family ask you to do smthing??
Yea ik that why i mainly play causal (its not fair some times)
SATA ANDAGII
I make sure to leave the game on the smallest problem and let my team down
:Osaka:
30 minutes ain't punishing for me so I don't feel bad for leaving
Lucky
Wise choice
-60 is punishing for me
I tell my lil bro to cover for me
That why i throw instead of leaving
Do you know what's worse than a teammate who quits? A 500ms latency rate and an enemy with a 20ms latency rate play at 120 FPS
Classic
Can't get reported either
I'd just say I'm not good
At the game
I had 220 Ms in a game and I'm like what is even happening
One time my team was super toxic to me so I said if I’m so bad to play without me and went afk and scrolled reels on my phone
Is standoff controller applicable or cross platform or is it just screen
Only phone
PC isn't allowed nor controlers
People play pc anyway
Nope

Thnk god I deleted ig .
How about we use a real switch to shoot in game
Guys most of us use 4 finger claw to play so2, some use 2 finger thumbs. But I use just 1 finger to play so2
Just shoot the guy in real life problem solved . TERRORIST WIN
Add VR standoff
If you have a computer why not just play the csgo
Your opponent kills you while you think you've hit him with headshots, and you don't realize you're dead until he's already overtaken you and taken your teammates.
I switched from 2 to 4 . And it's a bit painful but getting used t jt
Damn the person who invented ego
The pain 🥀....
So2 x SAO collab (the world's average IQ goes up by 30 points in the first day)
I dont get the reference
Ping is invented by server companies to sell more servers
Add captcha before queuing for a game
Dude, I have a phone and I played (CS:GO source) on my phone.
Name yourself honk
Same thing for me just a week ago
My picture is supposed to be a duck im pretty sure goose does honk
Good luck fragger
Nope. Mess with the honk you get the bonk
Ahh I see what's wrong ducks have 6 legs not 4 good one
Nc joke
I think I need new sensitivity for 4 fingers because even though I started playing with 4 I'm still using the same sensitivity for 2 fingers
Any redeem code? Also i can't find in prison vid
Worst promo code in history.
April Fool's Day🤣🤣🤣
That was yesterday fish
🐟 mentioned
Today
Time zones...
Tell that to him, not me
Yes but I live far away from you
@hollow whale
Time zones...
Fatze
I saw it already
Stop 😭
Gotta write that one . That's good
Too much 🥀

Thx bro
You Fail.
Is a multistage aerobic capacity test that gets progressively harder as you go
NP
_<
Bro nah it was like 1mm away of getting m4a1 treasure
iran simulator

If something happens to you can i have your everything
Would be shame to go to waste
Cant it's connected to my facebook
Slide the passwd
slide the ded
😭
Chill out there buddy
yup yall gotta shut up
Are you really talking about multistage aerobic capacity test?
Yourname + birth year
havent heard of the anime birth year before
M1axxl 2009
but pretty sure Your Name is goated
Ok master
he about to gp boom
hush.
Accepted
Dude having his last moments and can't even talk nc
I made him sign a document
Which had super small text that said he transfers all his belongings to me
Not even better call saul can save him
hes a minor
(i assume)
which nullifies it
Pfft
Unlucky we'll get em next time
Miku propaganda


Guys should ı buy fable cases some people said it will be valuable
yeah they will be gone soon
But you know when ı want to sell something 100/20 tax do you think it will be profit ?
yeah but i think the prices will change every month after they are gone
The longer you wait, the better, as it saves you money on prices. That's my opinion; you can monitor the market.

Im no longer timed out
sooo
u guys I don’t see where it says promo code
K guys ı bought 8 fable case
Ouuuuwwww

hey guys. do you know if its allowed to play so2 on pc?
Yes
Yes it is
kk
You can download bluestacks it can provide all android games in play store
update hezee garhu
yee i know but i was scared to get baned when i play it with emulators
update hezee garhiig medjiiga hun bnu
?
I deleted because ı was playing with laptop so its not so good
update later
I said i was the G word
Lmao bottom 5 updates (subjective and factual information btw)
update when where
Checl images
Check photos
I did
I think i might go to project hail mary movie for the 3rd time
what abt it
Ion larp like a bih
Send ss of a skinchanger
And delete
😂 😂 😂
😂
omds u gotta b the saddest living human
Living liability
I gen dont care abt ur pc gng everryone hv a pc shi ain a flex
Matter a fact stop sendin ss of skinchanger
🦛
U tragic lil bum and editin msgs
🦜
The fact the 2 pics he sent are completely different pc
And sent a pic of skinchanger and deleted
😂
And wont hop off my meat in my dms
If a 17 bother u tha much
is this tuff chat😂
i m sure everyone hv a pc
Stannndoff history mode!!!
I m 17 i flex u shi bout my parents wht abt it shi stil mine matter a fact im studyin abroad rn so i ain got shi to flex
stendop single player
🐢
I’m sure he did that cuz he didn’t get enough attention from his parent when he was a kid
I’m not involved 
S11 when?
pls stop beeing cringe 🙏

Why he call you broke

if theres no promo code in my game how do i appear it
Ask politely
how

Like tf you mean I can’t wear a full leather suit while riding a moped
Go to their website
temu harley davidson
Store(dot)standoff2(dot)com
Summon wicticx, he’ll humble him quickly 
Obsolete
@wraith lance 

Almost
What dose the new promo give you ?
Usp genesis
What is the new code
No one tell him
Angry
In a life where “survival of the fittest”, you gotta learn where to look for what you want



Goofy professor rescheduled the class from 9am to 3pm instead
I wanna go home early, muppet
I hope a random water sprinkler accidentally activates above him

Our fuel is still cheap as if the war never happened 
Obsolete cs 
i think our fuel is the same idk i don’t check it because i don’t have a cat
the price here just goes up today
Government gave 300L subsidy for each person every month, I only used less than 50L

Single cylinder superiority 
unluck
i overheard it on a radio
Daytime is hot🦛
true
My gear is not heat resistant 
It absorbs it
nice sauna while waiting for the light to go green
I wear hoodie even during sunny
what
Don’t wanna get tanned
that’s a wild reason
just use sunscrene or something
protects from skin cancer too
What’s the new code
I brought a fan with me
Corruption is bad only when I’m not involved 
real
The only way I could do that was if you had to do a lot more work and then you would be done by yourself so you would be fine and then I could just go home to you if I needed you and you could just come over here or I can just go home if I need you
yall gotta shut up
bro just clicked the middle word in the suggestion bar
When season 11
What kind of sorcery I just performed 
I put my left airpod near my head and now it’s gone
Your head ate it
He lit sent a pic of him w a st relic in his inventory all i said was skincahnger🤷
his cs2 inventory is a skinchanger too lmfoaoaoaoa
Larpmaxxing
St relic? That skin isn't available in st

Top 10 posers

He removed it the second he got called out
Bro busted out Google images in a public pc
And he flexed me like 100 bucks of gold purchase after so i js called him broke😭 🙏 🙏
son
9k gold is a flex? What is this, 2018?
Thas wht i m sayin son
And gng strted js sendin me pics of his or ggl pics of pcs😭 🙏
its 2026 im sure evrryone got a pc
Asked for his ig still hvnt given me😢
mine short circuited
He said no time for ig big dawg
☠️
😢
Like bro just admit you're a loser
i bet u a mil this guy txtin from the slums of india
😵💫
Fake it til u make it ahh
He saved up all his birthday money for the past 5 years and got 1 expensive thing
I know his apartment is run down
You can easily tell from the lighting lmao
And son he is flexin me tha he liv in the us😭 🙏
More like the projects of peru
what's up chat here are my top 3 movies of all time:
- Monster (2023)
- Parasite (2019)
- Oldboy (2003)
We good
whats your question
Not reading allat but I hope all is well 🙏
wth is my ping
Too many scalpers
4 lines bro😭
Naw
Just a bunch of old ones
From like 2015
I ain't got em rn
I have the first mega cards
Like the mega Charizard
In Japanese
bomboclat
Nah
Then I had a secret rare mega heracross that someone stole 
I remember having a full art meloetta ex and mew ex
Go for it
Yeah
has a turkish role
Yea right
Bloke is just embarrassing his whole nation
Hit the plus and and it should be the first square
Bro gotta wait 5 mins now
🥀
good
Nein
it's the english chat
Poopenfarten
@tough meadow keep your eyes out
Shadap
Krakenhouse
Lol
bro got timed out
Krankenhaus*
I swear
My brain is braining
Mods, he spoke german
Interesting
it's not even my shift and I'm in class
I was lurking in the market for the past 2 hours
Its 5 am for me rn

W
Did ya find any rare loot
Im looking at newbies wrecking the market
Lol
Boxes were selling at 6.50(im selling too) they are putting it at 6.20
And im selling them at 6.90
I cant go less than that
Im telling you my brain is braining
Damn
Bro i found the glitch to success
Share share
iamgine
The startrack is selling at 18, i already bought 2
It's not anime
It's uh ni me
Damn
I can get 12 startracks
Brain really braining
Imagime THE RICHES
If you have gold you should hustle rn
How much?
I'm like the definition of poverty rn
Bro im f2p, i got 200 gold by mere hustle
You got the gift tale box?
I won't have more than 30 if I sell all the skins
Idk
I mean winter
I haven't opened the game for awhile
Winter tale
If you have it, go sell now
I haven't played for like a week
And buy epic m4 skins from fable
Ok lemme see
Imma go do it
Lol 💔
Yk
I got rickrolled yesterday
Twice
Lmao
💔💔
1% to get temporary nameless skin
Same
Brah
My wifi ahhs rn
Well just keep in mind
If your confused what to buy ask me
Lol

is it possible to get a knife with specific Frags


I sold a good amount of crates
Theres some more left.
O
💔
Yes T-T
Dw there's always next time.


when update?
nobody knows
Trippi troppi



In few days



Hi gentleman
Update is very close than you think
Hi
More close than WW3?
Very
Let mi ting
No

XD
I have 7 star track weapons rn 






🍪
Who cares about updates

us💔✌️
Oh
Me
Im so pro ikr
Fr
Only fax 📠
Take notes gng
I wanna the best rang in next season

If theres a way theres hope
Good luck

Yall need some responsibility
Tysm
Keep cooking twin

Its a fact tho
wdym
Bb everyone 

Didn’t say anything against playing tho
Someone who doesn’t cry over rank
Cool
Me
Ikr 
Is the new update gonna release today ???
when's the Season11?
Someone told me few days ago its gonna release on 2 April idk if that's true
Did he say that on April fools?

nope
Nah in March
I see
Me a year or so
April fools
🫤
Idc

Wanna play
Allies?
Ya
I see



Did you like it?
Hey guys
I am new here in this server and I just started standoff 2
So I want some tips from you guys as you all are pro players
Ima play defuse if u w
hi guys
Not me
Sure
Hi 
How are you all?
Tips for rank push and marketplace

210223420
Great wbu

K
W
I’m great
Nice 
How much experience you all have?
In game I am asking
Complete 1 minute
I played the tutorial
Does anyone know when the new update in standoff2 will be?
Nope
Sadly
Maybe it would in early april
Ok
3 years in mewing
Nice

When it s the uodate

Hello
Wow elite in 1v1 is insane
i have triple thl
NOESCAPE
Why is that insane?
I find 1v1 too hard
...
Phönix?
Idk
U should try
Nah, as a game mode it’s also boring for me
It it's ngl
Send a screenshot of ur stats in photos:3
aight
like for legend in 1v1 you need to be really really good
You need to be good at the duels mode
I yearn for duel
I’ve seen people who are the legend in 1v1 but suck on 5v5 and 2v2
Thats me
I’m the opposite
Maybe without a team.
I’m good at 5v5 and 2v2 but suck at 1v1
Nah even with a team
maybe bad team
Duels is just a lot different from the other 2
Being extremely good at duels doesn’t translate to the other 2 modes
And vice versa
are you the lilith in YouTube or another one
Like I’m double the legend in 5v5 and 2v2 but I’m Phoenix in duels
Another one
my god shut up
Who?

🐫
Hello
Master hogya 🥀 😭
Haii
💪
I was constantly also getting fps drops aswell
Aside the ping
We were a tuff duo yesterday
😎😎💪💪
His name is rupert
Going from 1-8 to 10-9 is pretty cool too
Rupert is a hacker
Report the account on helpdesk
Ok
@abstract turtle in the first allies match I had 1 kill and 8 deaths when the rounds switched over. Then at the end of the game I had 10 kills and 9 deaths
Nc
Yes
Leave that clan
it was 0-7 before team switch, then at the end it's 0-8
Pro
Nah, why?
Bad clann
Aur sound sense increase kr apna
Foot samajh nhi aate tujhe
when will be Comms Officer bot available
It shows on its profile
You need to check it time to time
Acha
Btw A12 is ur highest 2v2 rank legend?
Yes
Yes









