💬│english-chat

[oblique ridge]

Oh yes cs2 community is majorly disgusting and vile

[sudden pebble]

viktorrr viktorrr

[oblique ridge]

Ah okay

[wintry dove]

nvm

[rich crow]

[oblique ridge]

don't say that bestie

[sudden pebble]

dude i miss the csgo era man

[late gazelle]

im no disgusting and

[late gazelle]

vile*

[rich crow]

I never tried it out, i only played 1.6 version

[oblique ridge]

I know silly one

Definitely

[late gazelle]

[sudden pebble]

it used to be great, the game functioned like a game should actually function

[half dome]

@cyan venture show inv

[sudden pebble]

but guys also

[half dome]

@spare kayak VIKTORRRRR

[sudden pebble]

one question

[wintry dove]

just imagine 👀👀👀

[oblique ridge]

Okay you can message me personally

[rich crow]

Ive heard so otherwise, i wished to play it lmao

[viscid swan]

[wintry dove]

fent

[sudden pebble]

is it just me or have so2 graphics and details gotten worse over the years

[late gazelle]

👀

[wintry dove]

[sudden pebble]

back in like 2018 or whatever i remember those blue walls having like a shine to them

[queen sequoia]

Is this tuff

[sacred sail]

Someone is hacking rn

[rich crow]

You just got better

[sudden pebble]

it had reflections

[wintry dove]

they deleted my message

[half dome]

can't even joke now🥀 someone deleted my chat dwg

[oblique ridge]

Yeah

[wintry dove]

netanyanhu please help me bro

[sudden pebble]

now textures look really plain

[rich crow]

Pro

[queen sequoia]

If you say so

[half dome]

Wym pro

[rich crow]

The guy is named pro

[sacred sail]

Dont talk about politics

[queen sequoia]

You’re pretty

[wintry dove]

YO

[late gazelle]

lmao

[wintry dove]

I DIDNT GET MUTE

[rich crow]

No

Hes not

[late gazelle]

ok sorry fey

[wintry dove]

IM A GOD

[rich crow]

I know thanks

[rich crow]

Lmaooo

[half dome]

Who got banned

[wintry dove]

me

[half dome]

Son

[rich crow]

Bruh chill

[late gazelle]

??

[queen sequoia]

How can i respond to this without getting banned

[rich crow]

Who is this 🤯

[half dome]

@spare kayak VIKTORRRRR I'm searching u my fren

[rich crow]

He loves you

[queen sequoia]

Aren’t you?

[late gazelle]

minor

[viscid swan]

in-game? You may proceed through here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[rich crow]

Bruh why did you text me " lemme touch you" in game

[hollow dew]

fey i hope you dont get to see the next day

[queen sequoia]

Dont spread lies

[queen sequoia]

And

[rich crow]

Clear your name

[late gazelle]

and😭😭😭

[rich crow]

Is that you sociopath jane

[hollow dew]

folk

[queen sequoia]

Im 12

[late gazelle]

folk

[rich crow]

Watch dumbos rush to report

[queen sequoia]

My acc got suspended for saying im 12 once

Not happening again

[rich crow]

Some guy said your fresh

Discord losers fav activity is reporting people

[queen sequoia]

Real

[queen sequoia]

🤭

[rich crow]

Ur fake

[sacred sail]

I did but the resuelt didnt cancelled

[half dome]

@cyan venture on which case u wasted 11k dwg

neva ever open valor bru

[rich crow]

No open valor

[half dome]

Damn i opened 8 of em like 2 months ago got nun

[half dome]

If u like gambling sure go ahead 😂✌🏽

[rich crow]

Grubhub

Delivers the food you love

What was it

[late gazelle]

the kind of ones that make you boogey

[rich crow]

I forgot the lines

[half dome]

Do ya know whether we will have the option to purchase in gold or not?

[late gazelle]

or sumthing

[odd elm]

Any promo codes?

[sacred sail]

Yooyoyo

[half dome]

Son

[rich crow]

Omg

Toes who know

[queen sequoia]

Ur so annoying

[odd elm]

Still water

[rich crow]

Mango mango mango

[half dome]

Yea they extended fable for a reason

[sacred sail]

IT'S 3 GOLDD

[odd elm]

Don't make me say the unfunniest 2 numbers

[rich crow]

Balkan pushup

[loud carbon]

When is the update?

[odd elm]

Balkan breakfast

[sacred sail]

Happy birthday to uu

[rich crow]

Romanian pushup

[sacred sail]

Ina few jours

[rich crow]

Aztec water

[odd elm]

Ohnepixel

[odd elm]

Still

[half dome]

Wait check my gloves with your legacy

[loud carbon]

Thanks

[odd elm]

now is there any promo codes

I have 1.27 gold

[late gazelle]

those who know

[odd elm]

Not to flex

[late gazelle]

no

[odd elm]

Shi

[rich crow]

Those who is homeless

[rich crow]

Shi

[odd elm]

Shi

[half dome]

Wait lemme do it ig , check #📸│photos if u wanna see how my gloves look tho

[late gazelle]

type shi

[rich crow]

Shi

[odd elm]

Shi

Speed I'm kinda those who homless

[rich crow]

Mustaarddd

[odd elm]

I won a help my standoff account

[rich crow]

67

[odd elm]

I love with my cs2

I wonna help him out

[odd elm]

Speed why u tryna laugh that's disrespectful as shi

[half dome]

Lemme shown more pairs if u wanna see sum tell me

[rich crow]

Folk

[odd elm]

Give me a kukri knife

I'll do a job

On you

[late gazelle]

folk

[rich crow]

Put the fries in the bag

Add some mustard

[odd elm]

Speed

There is a website for promo codes

[late gazelle]

add some saratoga water

[odd elm]

And Ur telling me all of it doesn't work

Ballright

[late gazelle]

ball right

[pulsar anchor]

Imagine what it would be like to create a trade system on Standoff so you could trade gold and weapons.

[neon lotus]

bro WHO are yall

yall need to shut up

[sacred sail]

Still water?

[odd elm]

That's not aura

[late gazelle]

im hungy

[odd elm]

Get off bro

[neon lotus]

bro ur name is those who know

[odd elm]

Most blatant Dutch cheater

[oblique ridge]

If you tell me to shut up I'll cry

[odd elm]

Lekeon

[rich crow]

TOES WHO KNOW

[odd elm]

Are there statrak in standoff

[sacred sail]

Grown man btw

[rich crow]

Yes my count is 67

[naive sky]

When's the new pass coming?

[late gazelle]

bababoi

[odd elm]

@rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow

[hollow dew]

hes prob like 12

[neat bobcat]

bro pinged him like 6-7 times

[sacred sail]

Yo delete that message u could get banned for that number

[hollow dew]

12

[rich crow]

Son

67

[sacred sail]

Discord process it as a age number under 14 ur acc gonna get suspended

[hollow dew]

i lowkey couldnt care less

[sacred sail]

If few people report u

[unreal sluice]

Bleh

[hollow dew]

i just make another one

[rich crow]

Discord im 9

[thin whale]

reported

[sacred sail]

I'm reported

LOL

[thin whale]

lmao

[sacred sail]

U're gone bro

[hollow dew]

bros reported??

[sacred sail]

U're done

[jagged mulch]

So does standoff generally not announce when is the next season

[sacred sail]

He's done forget about ur acc twin 😝😝

[remote anchor]

how r u still a legend

[thin whale]

cuz im hunting ghost

[sacred sail]

Cuz u esp hacking

[thin whale]

im still at 2300mmr

[sacred sail]

Tell them truth

[rich crow]

@odd elm

67

[remote anchor]

Trust me it’s gonna be Banshee

[thin whale]

sorry guys i had to

[rich crow]

I got suspended

[sacred sail]

It's okay u will receive few thousnd year ban and u 're okay 🥰

[hollow dew]

did the cia raid your house aswell?

[remote anchor]

it’s season 11

[ashen rock]

did the update drop

[rich crow]

No cia mom did

[hollow dew]

yes

check steam

[thin whale]

no way????

say wallahi??

[remote anchor]

no im kidding

[thin whale]

bro

[remote anchor]

it comes out April 1st bro

I bet

[odd elm]

I did not

Give Ur permission

To talk

[thin whale]

i thought you were real for a sec

[hollow dew]

worst bet

[rich crow]

Hawk tua

[remote anchor]

They will joke but still

[odd elm]

Dupe glitch working 2026 no clickbait real 2026

[sacred sail]

YOYOYO

Say wallahi

[odd elm]

Wallahi

[thin whale]

trust me this is the easiest ghost ever

[remote anchor]

those who know what

bruv im supposed to sleep already

[thin whale]

ill after few match

[rich crow]

Balkan pushup

Still water

Romanian jump

Siberian pushup

[odd elm]

Indian deoderant

Nonexistent

[odd elm]

Check photos

I might have the best phone oat

[rich crow]

still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + anger issues + balkan parents + aztec pushup + english or Spanish + albanian edge walk + german stare + jamaican smile + Balkan rage

NO WAY

[ashen rock]

????

bro

😭

[odd elm]

What

[rich crow]

THEY SUSPENDED ME

[odd elm]

Mustafa

[odd elm]

From where

[ashen rock]

ye

[odd elm]

School

Yo Ur messages are getting deleted

If you don't know

[rich crow]

Ik

Yall go check media

[odd elm]

#📸│photos pls check

[remote anchor]

Nuh uh

Slavic stare better

[rich crow]

Performance

@thin whale @hollow dew

5fps

[odd elm]

Yes

[thin whale]

yes?

[odd elm]

I once gotten 3 FPS with performance

[rich crow]

Chrck media

[odd elm]

It was. Using 70 percent of my cpu

[viscid swan]

[odd elm]

DUDE

[hollow dew]

is this tuff

[odd elm]

IT GOT 3 FPS AGAIN

[rich crow]

Standoff2 not having a custom icon made me mad

Im crin

I had to use my id card

Im cooked

Can you forward me the icon pack creators number

[hollow dew]

lmao

[odd elm]

Spare some skins for us

I have 3 skins

[rich crow]

Im gonna delete this account now

[odd elm]

The standoff 2 grafiti

And a temporary

[remote anchor]

Where is my update

[rich crow]

Aztec stare

[odd elm]

Check media

120fps phone btw

[rich crow]

It's called adaptive screen refresh rate

[odd elm]

What

What's that

Tell me

[rich crow]

Because discord is static you get low fps

[odd elm]

I quite don't understandoff

[rich crow]

On games it's normal no?

[odd elm]

Yk how I get 120fps in so2 when my phone isn't supported

I turn on battery saver and turn off

[rich crow]

Womp Womp

[odd elm]

And boom

[rich crow]

I also do it

[odd elm]

I have 120fps

[rich crow]

Idk why xiaomi makes us go thru this hell

[odd elm]

Fr

Xiao ling

[rich crow]

I got rid of joyose at least it works a bit

[odd elm]

What's that

If you can't tell I'm a professional about pcs noob at phones

[odd elm]

I just checked my FPS again

It said 0

[neat bobcat]

6666667777777

[oblique ridge]

Yeah

[sinful saddle]

When is the update comin

[odd elm]

Never

So2 died

[hollow whale]

Not even the devs know

[unreal sluice]

As soon as I hit legend I lost all my skill

[ashen rock]

bro

[unreal sluice]

I just can’t get a single kill now

[odd elm]

Peter piper picked a peper

[odd elm]

Give me Ur crosshair

I don't have one

Idk which one is good

I just hope I know where the middle is

[hollow whale]

I use the dot one without lines. Switched from line one.

[odd elm]

Just a dot

?

[hollow whale]

Yeh

[rich crow]

still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + anger issues + balkan parents + aztec pushup + english or Spanish + albanian edge walk + german stare + jamaican smile + Balkan rage

[odd elm]

Duddeee

[zinc hearth]

when is new season coming

[rich crow]

67

[odd elm]

Never

[zinc hearth]

K

[hollow whale]

?

[ashen rock]

where do they posts the codes at btw

[hollow whale]

Creators do giveaways. See their Livestream or tournaments.

[odd elm]

Give me one

I'm rich millionare

I have 1.27 gold

[hollow whale]

I ain't a creator

[odd elm]

Aight dude

Holy shi

WE SAW THAT

[hollow whale]

I'm more rich than you 0.67 gold

[hollow whale]

Yeh I did too

[odd elm]

is there like a lb of players

Based on skill

Is it like cs2

[hollow whale]

Idk

[odd elm]

Like faceit

[hollow whale]

Lb what?

[odd elm]

Skill

Like cs2

Like faceit

[hollow whale]

Yeh tournaments happen

[odd elm]

So

Who's the best plauer

In the world

[hollow whale]

Idk. They play in eSports rn

[nova wharf]

What is this profile

[odd elm]

eSports

Didn't know so2 has one

[hollow whale]

Ice bear approve of this profile

[odd elm]

I only know cs2

[hollow whale]

They have it now

[nova wharf]

Polar bear

[hollow whale]

Ice bear

[odd elm]

Peter piper picked a pepeerrrr

[nova wharf]

I don't even want to talk

Cya

[rich crow]

Those who know

[odd elm]

?

[oblique ridge]

@odd elm those who nose 👃🗿

[odd elm]

No

Not real

[ashen rock]

tuff

[odd elm]

Real

Once said

Once told

[odd elm]

Once read

And once forgot

[rich crow]

Show me ur those

[odd elm]

No

[odd elm]

I have 7 ingrown toenails

Trust

I cut the legs of them

Or whatever they're called

Tuffinson

[odd elm]

Yk what's a flex

30k premier rating

And lvl 10 faceit 3k elo

[odd elm]

Oh shi

No I didn't mean

Like I have it

My faceit lvl is disabled

[gusty quail]

Will the next update include additional skins for the Agents for CT and TR?

[thin whale]

MAYBE THEY WILL

[odd elm]

Give me Ur skins

[gusty quail]

I think

[odd elm]

Does bro play cs2

[thin whale]

you dont know

they copy cs ash

roblox i meant this game

[summer pollen]

i have problem with always getting bored of knife skins

[gusty quail]

Ah... I see

[peak saddle]

good idea investing in agent skins if so

[thin whale]

play minecraft

[peak saddle]

Relatable

[odd elm]

Wym

So2

True

But cs2 still my dream to go pro

[rich crow]

Toes

[peak saddle]

I played with all knives except m9, karam and talon/ mantis

honestly butterfly is my favourite

[peak saddle]

30 seconds ago is toe tickling

[odd elm]

Give me one

[thin whale]

only play cs for fun

[peak saddle]

I sold them

[odd elm]

Well I'm a sweat

[peak saddle]

Worse than roblox cs cheaters lmao

[odd elm]

Play faceit

[peak saddle]

If you want to ragebait then sure

[gusty quail]

I hope Axelbolt will be updated later, with better optimization.

[odd elm]

Faceit is so fun

[peak saddle]

People are willing to scream into their mics down to -24 db

[odd elm]

Q against donk666

[thin whale]

and too hard

[odd elm]

jL

[peak saddle]

If you throw one bad nade

[thin whale]

easy

[odd elm]

Once u get a team it's easy

Against s1mple

kyousuke

m0nesy

Duko

[rich crow]

No

[thin whale]

and cappy chan

[odd elm]

Who is it

[rich crow]

♥️

[gusty quail]

Are there any changes in the visual graphics? Will there be an update later?

[odd elm]

Never

[odd elm]

So2 is dead

I'm dead = so2 dead

[gusty quail]

🥺

[peak saddle]

he's him

if he dies everyone dies

[odd elm]

I'm chuck norris

[summer pollen]

i think about getting mantis and karambit but after 1 month i might be bored of them too

[odd elm]

Give them to me

[viscid swan]

[odd elm]

Wumpus

[half dome]

Mantis is neva boring to me i like to so much but to me karam is so meh

[peak saddle]

you're the centre of weight of a friggin donut

That's how strong you are

[summer pollen]

well i like kara inspect

[peak saddle]

buy skins in cs next

[odd elm]

Give me the karambit

[peak saddle]

Karam is more simple

[half dome]

I don't like how we hold karam in hand It sucks

[peak saddle]

smooth

[peak saddle]

That's true

[summer pollen]

idk tbh since i havent had it before

[half dome]

If they change it id buy 1

[odd elm]

just give me a karambit

Idc what skin

[peak saddle]

I have a usp hologram and i don't think prices will raise soon

[odd elm]

I like the animation

Wait what's a hologram

[peak saddle]

nah I'm giving you a scorpion

haha loser

tbh scorpion is peak

It should've been bigger tho

[odd elm]

Idc

[peak saddle]

That's the only con

[half dome]

Those who know speaking💀💀💀💀

[odd elm]

give. Me a knife

[rich crow]

Toes

[odd elm]

Working method 2026

[half dome]

Donate me 1 💕

[peak saddle]

30 seconds ago is toe tickling

[peak saddle]

ok

[thin whale]

i paid 49$ for this shi worth 2k gold

[rich crow]

Tickle my toes

[rich crow]

Pro

[peak saddle]

uh can u slide me 800 gold or so

for flux gloves

tysm

[half dome]

I want to buy a flip knife waiting for pink-purple 1

[odd elm]

How do u have all that gold

[half dome]

Those who knows gone or wha

[peak saddle]

no u wasn't 30 seconds late in the comment section

[hollow whale]

Money

[half dome]

Flip is cheap right ?

[rich crow]

I'm not asking

Do it

[peak saddle]

?

[odd elm]

Heh I have 1.27

Gold

[peak saddle]

why

[half dome]

Thanks for helping me with 2000g I'm gonna get a m9 now 👀💕

[summer pollen]

u shouldve known

[peak saddle]

didn't but honestly would

[odd elm]

Just give me a knife

[peak saddle]

And I think I could in a few weeks

[half dome]

How many knives do u have rn ?

[peak saddle]

I don't promise anything tho

[peak saddle]

Well zero

[crisp frigate]

When is new season gonna drop?

[thin whale]

i bought it cuz i need that frame

[half dome]

Just put your purchase request abit low and someone's gonna dump it

[odd elm]

Yo

Scanmer

[thin whale]

wait lemme enter the game

[half dome]

After the update there's going to be cap price so u won't be lucky anymore @peak saddle

[odd elm]

Give me Ur user

I don't know the procedure

Can't tell if Ur deaduz

[half dome]

@cyan venture buy genesis and necro ak

[crisp frigate]

Pls someone answer, does someone know when the new season drops or now date yet? 😭

[odd elm]

1234567891234

[thin whale]

#📸│photos message @spare kayak

[half dome]

Sticker "Demonic Beast" Color

[analog edge]

Can yall help me with gold?

I just need 600 from 6 ppl if possible

It would mean a lot

[thin whale]

show me

[thin whale]

smart

dm me

[half dome]

Wait for a week dawg only the map preview and skin collection is left to come out

[peak saddle]

That sucks

[analog edge]

I wanna get the scorpion scratch cuz i dont rlly have any knifes

[peak saddle]

I want to buy flux gloves because they look like hedge maze gloves yk

can u borrow me 800 by any chance?

at any time.

[half dome]

Ion like the color dwg 😭

I'd pick acid gloves over flux

[peak saddle]

flux is more simple to me

I like simple combos in general

[half dome]

I can pair it with only 1 knife tho and it sucks

[summer pollen]

hm should i sell my knifes and buy mantis + karambit and i will lose maybe 500 gold from that

[peak saddle]

Flux stiletto right

[analog edge]

Stiletoo

[half dome]

Yea

[thin whale]

yes

[half dome]

@peak saddle wait for new gloves there might be 1 green gloves coming up

[analog edge]

Deftones peak

[thin whale]

hell yeah

[peak saddle]

alr

[analog edge]

U listen to any other metal?

[thin whale]

yeah you can read my name

[analog edge]

Damnn i see u

I like korn also

[peak saddle]

I would use the gloves with mantis citrine

[thin whale]

why you hiding your id tho

[analog edge]

Coming undone is a groove

[analog edge]

HAH

LMFAO

The kornzer

[odd elm]

Lmfao

Who is lmfao

[half dome]

@analog edge u getting banned prolly

[odd elm]

Is he a Chinese spy

[solid perch]

Anyone scrims

[analog edge]

Why is that

[thin whale]

why

[solid perch]

21-22pt

[half dome]

Requesting to buy a pattern

[solid perch]

Hi korny

[thin whale]

all good

[solid perch]

I got a new account wanna add me?

[half dome]

I ws banned for 24 hrs btw

[solid perch]

ing

[thin whale]

hiiii

[half dome]

😭😭😭😭

Yesterday

[analog edge]

Im not begging tho

[half dome]

and i wasn't begging too but tryna sell a skin

It's the same thang

[analog edge]

If it happens it happens man

[half dome]

Just buy gold atp 😭

Or buy a pass

You'll make ez gold then

[peak saddle]

pass 100%

dumping cases after 3 weeks

[thin whale]

gn boys

[peak saddle]

gn king

[half dome]

Yea i made 6k profit by buying both syndicates and dia de Muertos pass

[solid perch]

Gn

[half dome]

That's how I started buying skins

[peak saddle]

I should do the same

But first I need 2k gold or so

[peak saddle]

I think i have to buy gold

[half dome]

Yea just grind 1 pass and get 100 level

[solid perch]

Dm me later broski

[peak saddle]

I want mantis citrine with flux gloves combo rn

[half dome]

No you'll need around 1400g if there's 75 level ig

[thin whale]

sure thing

[peak saddle]

My math wasn't mathing

I need 1.2k

I will have 200 left

After buying flux

My guns r worth 800

Or more

[half dome]

@peak saddle don't buy the gloves

[peak saddle]

not yet ik

[half dome]

U can get the knife rn

[peak saddle]

I need gold tho

[half dome]

Yea buy it went this next pass ends

It will be quite so cheap

[odd elm]

Hurg

[peak saddle]

yeah

no gold discounts

[odd elm]

My bank doesn't allow debit cards till 18

[peak saddle]

haha loser

paysafe comes in clutch

[odd elm]

What the hell is paysafe

[peak saddle]

life changer

[peak saddle]

NEWWWWGEEEEN

a app

you can use it to buy things online

or pay purchases

It's both

Imstupid

[odd elm]

Downloading rn

[peak saddle]

Without your parents finding out

[half dome]

"Paysafe" sure bru 😂✌🏽

[peak saddle]

Well if you're a minor like me you can't use a card until 18

[half dome]

@peak saddle if it's really safe slide 200g 💕👀

[peak saddle]

i need it i don't buy gold often because I can't ✌️🥹

[odd elm]

Check media

[half dome]

How much ya got rn

[odd elm]

Dimbass

Have you looked at the pic

[peak saddle]

100

[peak saddle]

I wasn't focused

It's 2 am in the morning gang🫩

@half dome check dms

[grave parrot]

Hello guys

[odd elm]

Hello

[grave parrot]

Wanna play?

[odd elm]

Ok

[grave parrot]

Rank?

[odd elm]

Gold

[grave parrot]

Oh so ill switch account

[grave parrot]

Back

[odd elm]

Nice

I'm gold in 1v1 tho

Unrated in other

[grave parrot]

Oh nice nice

[odd elm]

Should've said that before

[grave parrot]

Its fine

Id?

[odd elm]

Lemme see

[grave parrot]

K

[odd elm]

276027518

[grave parrot]

Sent

[viscid swan]

[grave parrot]

Yo brother

Wanna play?

[unreal sluice]

Just lost 100 mmr in 2 games

Why my team full of the most boosted elites imaginable

[grave parrot]

Tf

[glass crest]

When is this holy update coming

[grave parrot]

Is this really you???

[slate geyser]

hi

[queen sequoia]

You didn’t invite me thats why

[rich crow]

Shush

[queen sequoia]

Thank god u awake it was getting boring

[rich crow]

I was muted

[queen sequoia]

Why

Your the best person

[rich crow]

You're* and because I put a dot between words

[grave parrot]

Helloo

[strange dew]

any info about update?

[unreal sluice]

Goodbye legend forever

[rich crow]

Pro

[grave parrot]

??

[unreal sluice]

The game will never let me get it back

[queen sequoia]

❤️‍🩹 your sweet

[grave parrot]

We trust you!!!

[unreal sluice]

All teams just boosted players

[grave parrot]

I Can carry you

[queen sequoia]

I can’t carry you

[grave parrot]

I Tought you were a boy before j saw your dc 😭

[grave parrot]

Bro your champ

[queen sequoia]

Thanks

[unreal sluice]

1966 mmr now

From 2107

[grave parrot]

Your the best player ever you got this!!!

[grave parrot]

Your rank

[queen sequoia]

Your the worst player ever you got this!!!

[grave parrot]

Holy hater

[queen sequoia]

Im phoenix in game

[grave parrot]

Dammmm

Carry me bro

[rich crow]

Noobs

[queen sequoia]

I get that a lot bro

Dw

[grave parrot]

Bronze

[rich crow]

Shutup

[grave parrot]

So come

[queen sequoia]

Stop begging me to boost you for gold in dms

[queen sequoia]

Some day

[rich crow]

😛

[grave parrot]

Bro wants gold so hard 😭

[queen sequoia]

Real

[grave parrot]

Yo can you send me yoyr crosshair?

[somber acorn]

I aint trippin i got re 2 on my emulator

Finally

[unreal sluice]

In 3 games I went from 2081 mmr to 1966

[queen sequoia]

I dont use cross hair

[grave parrot]

Bruh

[grave parrot]

Tfff

[unreal sluice]

All it took was 3 games

[rich crow]

Do you like my hair

[pearl tinsel]

tuff

[grave parrot]

How did you do your crosshair?

[queen sequoia]

Cant see it

Do you like my banner tho

[rich crow]

What I sent you

[pearl tinsel]

das crazy

[rich crow]

OMG!!!

[queen sequoia]

I see now

[grave parrot]

Valorant is the best!!

[queen sequoia]

🤯

[rich crow]

[queen sequoia]

Just say meow ill put you on it

[grave parrot]

Who is using akimbo uzi brothet

[pearl tinsel]

high risk no reward ahh

[queen sequoia]

😭

[queen sequoia]

💔

[pearl tinsel]

word twin

word

[rich crow]

Somebody got mad at akimbo users

[pearl tinsel]

say what

[queen sequoia]

Just say it or ill make ai to do it

[rich crow]

Tell me you're noob without telling me you're noob

"akimbos too good"

[viscid swan]

[grave parrot]

Yo

[rich crow]

Nah

[queen sequoia]

Bro talks only with emojis

[rich crow]

😖

[queen sequoia]

You dont know whats good brother

[grave parrot]

Ik

[rich crow]

People can't stop using that word

[viscid swan]

Actually emojis are displayed via text so I am technically texting.

[rich crow]

The brainrot is real

[queen sequoia]

Send screenshot of you chat logs with chatgpt

[rich crow]

Ban 925120883629096980

[queen sequoia]

Theres no way you just wrote this by ur self

[queen sequoia]

994318853356130396

[rich crow]

/ban 925120883629096980 bot

[queen sequoia]

U aint tuff

[rich crow]

853494804797194270

[desert crow]

Akimbo goated

[queen sequoia]

✅

[rich crow]

67

[knotty rain]

When upd dropping

[grave parrot]

Bronze

[queen sequoia]

You deserve a 44k gold

[rich crow]

1212122208776753222

[desert crow]

Elite actually 🤓☝️

[desert crow]

Double it and give it to the next akimbo lover

[rich crow]

Elite ain't good sonion

[queen sequoia]

Thanks ill just keep them to myself

[queen sequoia]

Ur ranger

[rich crow]

Add me guys 252413298

[rich crow]

Absolute ragebait

[lyric skiff]

Guys

Is season 11 out

[rich crow]

No, but i have a quiz for you

[lyric skiff]

Ok what

[rich crow]

If a person says im 18 years old, and said person has a little brother 10 years younger than him, what would the little brother say?

[lyric skiff]

Brother

Ez

[rich crow]

Answer?

In the same phrase as the the older brother

[opaque crater]

Any one can invite me to clan

[hollow widget]

[robust lagoon]

Devs really have to give us an orange ak

To match with burning fists

[rich crow]

Green ak waiters:

[robust lagoon]

I was about to say green ak

U read my mind

Its quite funny, the only orange ak we have is akr "worm"

[rich crow]

Nah nah keep releasing overpriced white skins

Because that's what everyone wants apparently

[robust lagoon]

Too much white we have already in game

I dont think more white crap is needed

Devs should focus on making proper sets with existing game skins

[rich crow]

Is it too much to ask for a poison finish on the akr

It would look good

[robust lagoon]

Agreed

That would be sick

I personally vouch for both green and orange akr

[rich crow]

Yup

[robust lagoon]

Cuz i highly believe those are the only 2 missing

[rich crow]

The skins in this game is either red white or purple

[robust lagoon]

Tru

[rich crow]

They're good that's fine but don't leave the other skins out

[robust lagoon]

Also an orange white knife would be sick

The only orange white we have is kunai "diffusion"

[rich crow]

They ruined the kunai imo

[robust lagoon]

The animation?

[rich crow]

Yea

[robust lagoon]

I have never seen the old animation 😭

I couldn't find any old animation video for kunai

[opaque crater]

We got rewards for rank ?

[robust lagoon]

Wet dream brotha

[willow pier]

I wish there had more eclypse weapons

[rich crow]

Look for older montages they have a lot of kunai it was more preferred then

Especially kunai bone

[robust lagoon]

Can share one with me?

On Dm

Because there is a lot of russian stuff, which i don't like getting into

[opaque crater]

Its not miracle i just ask

Evry game give rewards for rank

[robust lagoon]

I agree with you brotha, thats why i said its my dream

But unfortunately they dont give any rank rewards

[opaque crater]

Let me check

[vapid shale]

when is the new season of standoff 2?

[opaque crater]

Next week

[opaque crater]

There is a reward bro

[vapid shale]

oh ok

[robust lagoon]

What reward you talking about?

Its just the free pass, commander pass or level up rewards brother

There are no specific ranked rewards

[opaque crater]

Rank reward

Charmes and skins

[balmy kindle]

Hi

[opaque crater]

I check it

[opaque crater]

Hi

[balmy kindle]

Any1 tryna run some comp?

[robust lagoon]

I am way too sleepy to argue

Goodnight

[balmy kindle]

They give charms

[opaque crater]

You too High from my rank hahaha cant comp with you

[balmy kindle]

I can smurf

[opaque crater]

Gn

[robust lagoon]

Where can i check ranked rewards?

I never found anything like that

[opaque crater]

You have gold account ?

[balmy kindle]

Depends on ur rank hol up ill show u

[balmy kindle]

Yh

[opaque crater]

Google

[robust lagoon]

I am gold 4 in allies

[opaque crater]

Give me your id

[robust lagoon]

And gold 2 in competitive

[balmy kindle]

Youll get a rare charm

[balmy kindle]

Hol up

[opaque crater]

241836691

[robust lagoon]

Uhh... U were about to show me

[opaque crater]

Ok ok

[balmy kindle]

Dms

[balmy kindle]

Hol up ama add u getting on rn

[opaque crater]

Ok bro

But im noob bro

Sometimes i play good sometimes bad xd

[robust lagoon]

Yo i am up for comp too then

[balmy kindle]

I send a friend req

[robust lagoon]

1 match wont hurt

[balmy kindle]

Alr

272794031

[balmy kindle]

Ggs

[unreal sluice]

Dear axlebolt

Ty for giving me Ranger when I’m 1 game away from legend

Even tho I have 3 member lobby I get 2 rangers against full elite and legend team

[opaque crater]

Guys this man is pro 💪

Gg

[balmy kindle]

Gonna have to drop my rank again

[balmy kindle]

Lmaoo

[balmy kindle]

Wanna see my matchmaking ?

Check dms xd

[lime jasper]

u didnt see me bro

I had to play 1v2 against 2 LEGENDS

while my rank is ranger

and my stupid teammate left me

from the start

My rank is ranger

[remote anchor]

yo it’s uploaded

[lime jasper]

and these 2 people

are 4 ranks above

[rich crow]

Noobs

[lime jasper]

U cannot get me mad twin 🥹

[unreal sluice]

Aaaargh

Legend is just not achievable

Why aclebolt why do you give me rangers

Please give me good teammates

[rich crow]

🤓 🤓 🤓

[unreal sluice]

Idc if it takes longer

[rich crow]

I don't need to

[unreal sluice]

I lost the amount of mmr I gain in 2 games

[rich crow]

You're cool

[jagged epoch]

My mate got banned from discord for someone claiming he was cheating with 0 proof

[silk kraken]

Hi! Please send me his Discord username in private

[jagged epoch]

Just done it thank you 👍

[lime jasper]

my team mate in allies always leaves me in 1v2

[remote anchor]

Heey

[silk kraken]

Hello 👋

[remote anchor]

They just added the map trailer

#📸│photos

[rich crow]

Nerd

[remote anchor]

they also updated skins trailer playlist just now, oh yes

[remote anchor]

idk how but it’s been 13 hours since they announced the premiere

[coral saddle]

I still see your shadows in my room....

[queen sequoia]

They putting trailer for new map in 9 hours gg

[remote anchor]

yeeesss

the update is coming

[tough meadow]

can't take back the love that I gave you

[coral saddle]

Its to the point where I love and I hate you

[tough meadow]

and I cannot change you so I must replace you, yea

[dire gorge]

when update

[exotic sonnet]

ain’t no way people still play this game

😂

must be a low income player base ngl

[tiny ember]

I probably makes more than u ngl. Although this isn't my main game since i spent my income on other things anyways.

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[exotic sonnet]

I was jus seenin what lame servers I was in on this alt acc

u know that applied to u 😂

lol ok

wtf are u on

u sound dum rn

😂

so2 was left in like 2020

[unreal sluice]

I dislike it when people dodge games

[gentle glacier]

……

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tribal current]

When is the update?

[late gazelle]

[unreal sluice]

I got legend back

[maiden swan]

cong

[late gazelle]

i dropped to 1997 yesterday even tho i had 2.3kd

[unreal sluice]

My allies stats go crazy tho

2.77KD

16 games played

Elite rank

[late gazelle]

damn

[maiden swan]

wows

[late gazelle]

nice

[maiden swan]

10 win 0 lose 14 kd

100 kill

elite

[late gazelle]

10 win 0 lose 1kd

elite

[maiden swan]

for smurf..

[unreal sluice]

I have 144 kill 52 deaths

[maiden swan]

I have 30 fps

[unreal sluice]

Lowk my alt acc has better stats than my main by far

My main acc just has all my good skins

And medals

[late gazelle]

i play on iphone se

[maiden swan]

check #📸│photos

wait

now

[late gazelle]

we play on the same

lol

[maiden swan]

5 fingers

[late gazelle]

3

[maiden swan]

💃

[shrewd mist]

when is the update coming

[maiden swan]

yesterday

[shrewd mist]

okay bro

🤤

[maiden swan]

[shrewd mist]

finna make a time travelling machine to make it to the past

why lol