#💬│english-chat
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Told you I have diplomatic immunity
Im here
mods timeout this guy evading timeout
I have femboy immunity
Well shit 
Mods timeout this guy saying swears
Come to papa
Idk here is this
obsolete
I typed f word recently and got an 1hr timeout..unfair
Go to settings, search bar type factory reset
I should become Iranian diplomat 
Ok
Iran :oh ok
Im algerian economist im saved
I bring peace unlike that one corn hair guy
You can say it now they changed it
he does not bring peace unlike that one corn hair guy :mopmop:

Go outside 🫧
I have englisch phone
You need diplomatic immunity like me
Corn?
Cornbread
Oh wow
Hello im new here can anyone give me a free knife or some gold please
Nuh uh I took a short 5 hour nap instead of studying
Would love to but im broke af
😬 when have you ever studied?
Spend $35 in game first to unlock begging rights
No problem anyone else

I didn't spend nun
Cause
I'm broke
Dont forget CC Lilith
I dont have
i spend like 2 dollars in this game
2 dolla dollas
Then you have no rights to beg in this server as it stated in the first rule #📖│server-rules 
Wdym cheap golds
Nice unmoderated chat
Gutknife neko is cheap
nvm
I miss it when I was in charged here
Son
This is not cs buddy
Fast chargin
Ahaha fr
He wanted a cheap knife
60W
I gave him a cheap knife
15w
Knife from temu
nice fast charging
Nice knife skin I'd marry you for that
What is the update date?
Nice iPhone charging brick
nice my charging brick is about to explode i wanna send a video but i don’t have photo perms
If we knew bro...
Pls send i wanna see ur charging brick 😫😖
Bruh
@devout bobcat send confundido for me pls
You're not me
you bad
Can we ban ozoo
Bro thinks he 
bro will never be :aga:
What did i do to you

idk bro ask tmr
Not only you steal my pfp you call me words in dm
Holy lies
Wow okay 👍
There's a big r word in there
Big Mongus
Oh 😮💨 i thought it was worse
You cheat on me 💔
I am looking for clan members if anyone interested
😹😹🕊️✌️
@late gazelle way baddie then u im sorry 💔
Bro will never be 
Your whole life's a joke
Lwk need one
Go spslg
I know
i think my position in line is down to 4 now
Fym
iPhones when they charge at more than 20 watts
Dont listen to her go hejt
Erase yourself
In the big 26 still no fast charging for apples
nice charging will continue after iphone drops to normal temperature
MacBook when I use 20W charger instead of 60W:
What?
You clearly dont got an iphone
And a fast charger
I'm glad
I use 20W charger to charge it overnight 
iPhones r ahh
Yeah
60W when I’m actively using it heavily

Blud the battery capacity is low that's why I get the illusion that it's fast
some random chinese unknown watt adapter + a slow usb cable
Then u cry u have no battery..ofc
90W charger
📯🦣
I get a full battery in under an hour
Wsp
Still u could already have your phone charged
Nuh uh
And not wait for another hour
Outdated ahh electric
Yup
I like my battery power coming out fresh
The morning i got to like prepare myself before the day starts yk 
That gives me the time to charge my battery
Fair enough
Timmothy Cooker is retiring
Oh mb
🫧 🐡
Bro still thinks he 
Damn steve jobs died 15 years ago
Nice impostor
It took them 17 models to put 120hz on a base model
Watch the photos
Original 17 doesnt have 120hz no?
does have
Yes
Wise man once said: slow is fast
Who would even wanna in discord
Incomplete sentence
Chill fonted he has hejt tag so he has a shot
I wanna in discord
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Oh the algerian is back
He's not doing that 
I memorized this servers chat and activity pattern
I have some respect for myself 🫧 🐡
@compact blaze I think it was like that with all the updates, so what I posted in the photos is real, I feel that way.
This is the time when people are actively getting warned and muted by me
folk im crine
No other chats are safe from my eyes
Hejt tag is an another reason to not let someone hit 😭

🫧 🐡
Is there anyone here who is Czech or who speaks Czech?
Im hejt 5
Me bro
Building a pointless organization cuz the owner got insecure and wanted slight attention in the digital world
Přidej si mě
Wait is this guy finally spitting facts?
We're not talking about how pathetic this whole hejtery thing is 
We totally are
Just like me fr but I'm broke to make an organization
Mas to tam
Meows
Owner got his little ego hurt? 🫧 🐡
Helpers don't do tickets sonion
Ticket left unread
Yo, the servers run powered by 🚲?
folk i know
Holy offy servers
How can I help I'm the director of servers
U can request the clan if u want to
Alt f4
Name?
Sorry I don't play so2 on pc
Ye sup, what u need
130 ms al day
Me too
And you complaining?
I play on 200 at least
MindRO [RO69]
50-60 🫧 🐡
me sitting with 91
Ye bcs 4 times for run I'm playing like a scp
Okeyy
Your issue for the bad internet 🫧 🐡
67 meme fell off hard
Sniper blast kinda crap with players moving in unnatural way

They be zigzagging
you’re in hejt bro of course

night night
Stop being racist to hejt people 😡
They could just be existing and still getting hate
Why?

Slowly betraying spslg ok
documented
Cus yall are good folks
Let's not abt how everytime i meet hejt player they're bad 😭
Hahahhaha why not
He's from hejt too dw
Eww hejt
😭
But the servers are another level
Meow
._.
Servers are fine, you're not 🫧 🐡
1vs1
Hejt is at least active
ok bro
Facts
just don’t pass out when you see my rank
Let go off the servers you doing 5 clan matches at once ofc it's slow
Sent req..so u can accept later ;)
What could he possibly done to get that punishment 😭😭😭
Hahahah
Oh you dont wanna know
Never stopping the Hejt hate 🫧 🐡
Stjepan is cool guy its on his pronouns btw
Nobody wants to tell me about any lore
je tu někdo czech
And the imagine bullets ahh
Wanna invite you into the server?
Someone got offended he had to dm me, hejtery people have such a weak ego 💔
Je tu někdo cz
Wha server
boi you aint even in the server folk
Seems like your in the cool server aswell
Fr?
I don't get it 🫧 🐡
So smart
Bruh just check mutual server
yo guys
Oh my bad my bad
what about update
Yeah i'm in it
It's coming
Yeah, some of y'all got weak ego, might wanna make them stop talking they're embarrassing themselves
In 2038
Not even talking here prob muted 😭
nice
@fossil willow
Lol
Kids
Hah
Be bad it's goood
Are you good
Good
Lol
Mods rule 4 extinguish him
Lol
Nuke him like y'all would nuke fr*nce
I already bought 3k
That's the gold I weekly spend
I need more 
🫧 🐡
Hell nah
I get about 12k gold per month 🫧 🐡
Saying like you have 
Will stop spending for a bit tho 🫧 🐡
No thanks i'm fine with my mental state and life 
I spend like 5k year max
Should i buy 10x20 fable? Or just buy the butterfly
?

Buy a komando Glory
Broke
Im curious just what do you do with them
What's that?
Unc is typing random shi
No broke, i have more things to pay
Oui 🫧 🐡
i spent a total of 500 gold
Yes son
I see
How old are you
Oh wow 😮
Real or fake?
So. You have a knife right
?
Doesn't matter what you say I'll still bully you
I know, it's impressive what i do with it 
yes sting arcane surge
Unc
Sayin this like calling an airstrike
Well congrats
youngling
thank you thank you
Broke B R O K E
I dunno combine 10 arcanes and open cases
👍
Do yall think the update is within 2-3 days or next weekend
chill
you aint even got a knife

Nub
Sure thing
i js got 4 on psychics
Update release date?
And 0 in english 
Kicking a man while he's down
phantks
Cause i decided so 
Blud got 4 points because he put his name down correctly
on baby boy
😭
And date and class
Lmao
It's already
Stop pretending it wasnt funny
In PlayStore
Chill uncl
Go play with gold ranks you're too young to be here
Should i laugh?
Alr come
Cry
Someone checked 
I don't think there isn't a single person that doesn't hate me
here
I dont

btw how i have to dype it
Don't
Okay mr funny guy
Klk2026: gifted power
Saizen: pure effort
🫧 🐡
Boom boom boom
Well
Ban
This not ig
Why is blud
Soy racista!
Niguecaraniense
Physics
Me 2 bro
Y'all like troopers
Rule 67
Ma twin
3
But i got white on the bottom of my feet 🗣️🔥
you mean the soles of ur feet
Damn
that’s normal
Lmaoo
You get the point
I love my feed
Yo capitan obvious we get it
Erm actually 
We got a nerd over here
Facts
it’s basic human knowledge
Nah
💔
He part of dat 10% 💪💪
Real
😭


einstein oder ein stein
2 please 🥺
Don't cry my luv
Unc
iykyk
Take me to a date at least
let me third wheel
Ok
what we getting to eat
Let eat in kfc
I can be the 4th
An later bully locals
You know that photo where's like a bed n there's a chair in front?
yeah i do, you wanna sit on it?
yeah let’s all have a sword fight
But you asked to be the 3rd wheel 🥺
I don't have 1 sadly

how do u get pic perms in ts btw
Say :3
yo dawg how many languages do u speak bro
Can't only if y have nitro or sum
VI or VII 😅
I learn so I can get a entry level job
we need a yugoslavian language role
Is Yugoslavia in asia
i have to find my people
Wtf
Nuh uh
Can i 3rd wheel too?
however all the countries within it spoke the same/similar language so it remained
American geography ahh question
im the 3rd keep counting up
m1axxl is 4th
you’d be 5th
Stay in line 
u romanian?
Oi oi oi baaaka
Maybe
ce faci

no i just know some shi
Ud be first that i insert smthng inside u?
i wanted to learn a little
because i had a crush on this moldavian girl that spoke romanian
Yooo get yo freasky ahh out
insert dio moon pose gif
Dayumm
Moldovan girls r IT bro you know ball
Nah bby u got into this theres no way out
this one wasn’t it bro
are they hot
yes
but
this one in particular was like
Awh man, fish in the sea or sm
disloyal

Unc get out
there’s longer fish in the sea or whatever they say
9 fables, 2 butterflyes lol
Yo fat mind shatap
I mean i don't think all of em are, maybe y got paired w a community puh

yh i said this one in particular, ik not all of em r like that
thing w this one was
she wanted to go on a date w me and all, but
she had a bf
90% are disloyal 😭
so i backed out

lwk
Ima get into YOU n there ain't gon be a way out
A hellna bro that's messed up
Nah i was first theres no way back
In the back, i mean if you want that badly 👅
Freaky unc
Not u ma boy chill out
dyno generate pp size
i out freaked you, ez

😭😭
Nah ur not freaking out nobody
i forgot the name
I guess your name's nobody then you aint gon remember it after I'm done w you anw
Okay im done
Bet
Nah my name is somebody but ur not saying that
he said “ur not freaking out nobody” so even if his name was nobody he still implied you wouldn’t out freak him 
Exacly
DAMN bro okay
now he changed that
so he’s not nobody anymore meaning he’d get out freaked
😭
exactly*
You 100% thought about that but didn't say it cause you're so humble
rage bait method
i thought that year of the horse boxes gonna go down they got up as hell
ts doesnt work on me nephew
She don't want you son
Idc about her
Ain't NO WAY we're bringing beef into so2 chat 😭💔🔥
I just wanted to join clan
False
"beef" sure buddy
I mean you're clearly salty c'mon
This tomfoolery will not affect me, nephew.*
daughter 😭 😭 😭
i guess bro
Nahhh
Ofc
insert that specific gif
im gonna take all of you to little saint james
word
Thanks for correcting me bby cat
Yo move away man
My bad glorious 5th wheel king
hello my esteemed respect is there an admin here i have a problem tonight around 7:51 am i got fake messages from the lobby and system in the game standoff 2
fake
Yes
im gonna take all of you to little saint james
Block and report
I don't know how to report and I would like you to see the pictures if at all possible
Meow
When we goin?
pspsps
Insert idk
Wow
type shi
You cheating on me with my twin
pspsps
shi
NO
psspspspsp
6th m1axx1 is counted as two
you said pspspsp to another cat
Nah
Dw gng im better
pspsps
You made the right choice
❤️🩹🥰
I see how it is
😝
W cat
Shutup
pspsps?
pspsps?
when update?
Crocs I like it
All ur fault
Nah
hi
We did nothing wrong
m'kay

Hahahah deserved
Ur pretty
hi goat
im a guy
BBHaahahhahahahaa
yikes…
😭✌️
SON
hi nephew 😭💔
Even better
Anyone knows when new season its comming out???
Guns lol spotted in bio opinion rejected
im out
6th* m1axx1 is counted as two cause she a cat
get out son
Real
Alr 🆒
betrayal

Mia told me in dm to do this test on you and u failed
💔
I hope you stay single for your whole life
thanks for the prayer 🥹✌🏻
m1axxl scared from me 😔
You're my twin
Insufficient
Ah i see, makes sense
That's me
Id278529656 - Id278533019
Okay don't doxx me I'm sorry /joke
Br my sugar daddy

no ill just be your bestie
I need sponsor for my gambling addiction
Friendships and relationships made on the basis of money aren't real relationships
Well said
🗣️🗣️
My friendships last long because we're both broke
@oblique ridge it's okay, I just want both of those accounts to be banned from the game because I'm afraid for mine, thank you for your understanding
54642510
Why do you want them banned?
I already got statrack ak icewing
And m4a1 jadestone st
So what have 2 skins
I need something worth buying that I already dont have a good skin for
Blossom deagle
@oblique ridge Here's what both accounts sent me, I'll post both names.
Attention!
This plaver is not on vour friends list, and thev may be a scammer. Remember that Axlebolt employees will never send you private messages. We discuss all problems and questions via the game's tech support only.
22
OPEN
Name:
LOBBY MESSEGES
SYSTEM MESSEGES
Contact helpdesk for reporting players
Pretty nice choice but it doesn’t match well with my inventory
I think your restricting yourself too much, have beautiful skins, search for skins and if you like them buy them :3
Wait are we deadass?
@abstract turtle where should I contact and how bro
Are seriously reporting the game it self
Just search standoff 2 support on google because i can’t send the link here
I think they're trying to report the players that triggered that automated message.
Whats your inventory?
I have nothing lol
@queen sequoia we're not crazy, I'm telling the truth
@rich crow are you still not available to 1v1 🥀
@abstract turtle okey thanks bro
My bestie will defeat you
didnt you see my aim?
No
just block them they're scammers
Yo chico
@lime maple Yes blocked profile in standoff 2
Its actually elegance so2
I remember your ace in dune video with the deagle
That was crazy ngl
good
5 seconds ace
Nuh uh
What a stable and precise aim
do yall really believe those?
Bestie it's over for you I'm afraid
Oh lol
LMFAO
Ikr
Nah that's dirty
That couldn't be realtime matches
You haven't seen my aim bestiee
guys when is the new season coming out?
But they play like donk cs2
😈
below that i have my grandpa’s gameplay video check out that too
thank you and have a good night🙂
Sleep well.
#📸│photos message ❤️❤️
That was really good
Whats your sens though
That's trigger discipline
@oblique ridge Thanks
Definitely 1.50 acceleration
I play with acceleration too :3 1.00
how yall play with acceleration though 😭
Ya know bestie I sometimes top frag in games with people whose ranks are elites and legends
makes worse imo
I agree thats absolutely the reason he hit those flicks
Ikr like it's just not consistent
Different distance everytime
2.01
1.84
0
0
1 million thousand
When the season come out guys
No acceleration 😭
NOOOOOO
better🔑
It's out
Wdym?
It will come
When?
Go update
yeah that what im trying to tell everyone about using acceleration 😔
În the new update will have free gloves?
Those gloves will be in the battle pass
Free battle pass?
They can be free if you're smart with your money
Dang
jobjob
Gold pass
Ohhh
tell more
Meow
But you still will get some couple free skins yeah?
In battle pass
He is messing with you
Oh
Mhm
You come from the future
🫧 🐡
Awh :c
IM JOKING
The hate towards me should be studied
Unlike the hate against hejt
There are levels to that😭
🫧 🐡
Blup
Meow
Do i have to remember you what you had in bio 😭
.
At least when you change your bio
Clipped hahahahah
Don't do it the exact second i point at it 😭
I said what he had in bio and changed it right after like we'd never see 😭
Then went in dms to cry
Lol
Crazy
Smartest hejtery member 🫧 🐡
Uhh
is so2 on PC
No
No
@sharp quartz my load out is all default cause I'm broke
so2 not on pc
It is not
what part of no does bro not understand
Idk💔

i know
🔥
now
the meaning of life
✋🐱🤚
🫧 🐡
Nuh uh
Bloup bloup
notice how the right hand has no crease
🫧 🐡
why do you always put these emojis
Fiesh drawneeng
are you a fish
that means thats actually the back of a hand
Who knows
Go play anyone silver gold ?

Ragebait
Yes @rich crow has a lot of fans that she calls em kitties
😚
Took the hejt discord tag off 😭
I never had, nice try lol
Wait you mean the other guy?
🫧 🐡
I have the goatee yes.
Then i misstook you with someone else, my bad 🫧 🐡
Im pro its to be expected
Ur de best
U see a fat mind talking
A lot of people are fat mind
What she do?
But im slim
Frr
She does conquer so2
Handsome
Conquer.. Conquest... INVINCIBLE
Still not
Oof
She de best music
But i make sure u see it first bby
Of all the ones i sent you i like kunai bone skin
Balkan*
W
😚😚
Meows
When is the new update going to release?
Oh

Before yesterday after tmrw
No one misses you, hejt

😭

She wont let you have the green card vro 🙏🏽💔
I miss you too bby
greeen card 10/8
when is the update?
The plus one
Don't care :)
Your still responding to him tho
😭😭
Fr
🇷🇺
I am educated
moskova
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