💬│english-chat

[abstract turtle]

Its really fun i would say

[still minnow]

then wait idk

[rich crow]

No

[terse lance]

Jojo reference?

[pearl tinsel]

si

[brisk ice]

I did it once and found it boring

[pearl tinsel]

hater

😔

[still minnow]

tried maxing the cash?

[verbal goblet]

Do you know anyone who can help me? My account has expensive properties that I don't want to lose.

[brisk ice]

Hmm I play a lot of customs where I do that, but not in allies 1v1

[true kernel]

Properties 😭🤣

[still minnow]

one eight zero zero hes so handsome hes my hero 🤑

[brisk ice]

I wanna rent one

[still minnow]

are you coming or not

imma gonna enter

[brisk ice]

Not allies 1v1

[still minnow]

then what

tdm?

boring though

[true kernel]

Tihhdihhm

[still minnow]

eyo chill 🥀

[true kernel]

If u camp

[still minnow]

i dont really camp in allies

[verbal goblet]

Man, I'm not kidding, my account is at risk because of my stupid cousin.

[rich crow]

Yes

[still minnow]

or in tdm

[rich crow]

I hate

[true kernel]

Tdm

[sick wing]

[true kernel]

Me

[terse lance]

Do you at least have sum gold in it or something?

[still minnow]

you cant spell my name without dollar sign 📈

[true kernel]

Yuan

Euro

[dusk barn]

In 2h the new update ?

[true kernel]

No

[terse lance]

Juan

[dusk barn]

When

[brisk ice]

7 days

[verbal goblet]

I have 10,000 gold pieces in stock 😭

[dusk barn]

Ooh okay thx

[still minnow]

are you coming bradar 😭

didnt even answered me

[brisk ice]

Yeah cm

[verbal goblet]

Do you know anyone who can help me

[true kernel]

Gimme som as gift 🎁 🥺

[still minnow]

wait a min

ill send id

[terse lance]

Damn bro, contact devs through help services or sum (nothing will happen)

[true kernel]

What kind of help ya asking fro

[verbal goblet]

The response is delayed and there is no guarantee that they will respond to my request.

[still minnow]

bbno$

[verbal goblet]

I gave my account to my cousin and he put an 18+ profile picture on my account.

[true kernel]

So

[rich crow]

So

[brisk ice]

So you got hor*y

?

[hearty hatch]

Anyone wanna play allies?

[true kernel]

Valid 🤣

[noble dagger]

[still minnow]

133538879

which server btw?

[brisk ice]

U tell urs

[verbal goblet]

Hey man, I didn't upload the picture, understand that. Don't try to make a joke out of it.

[hearty hatch]

Singapore or india

[brisk ice]

Lmao chill

[true kernel]

Ur acct get banned or wot

[still minnow]

what

[true kernel]

Cuz they don't ban acct for pfp

[grim marsh]

When is the new updste coming

[brisk ice]

Which sv

[opal remnant]

Why did NOT cross the road

[verbal goblet]

10,000 is at stake and she says it's a gift

[still minnow]

im playing in turkiye

so

netherlands?

[brisk ice]

Ok

200 ping lmfao

[verbal goblet]

I don't know

[still minnow]

what is your lowest one?

[true kernel]

I hv put alot of nasty images all they do is remove ur pfp and sends u a msg

[brisk ice]

Idc i lljust play

[true kernel]

🤫

[still minnow]

nah it's not fair

tell me

poland netherlands or france is okay for me

[verbal goblet]

I simply panicked when I tried to register, and every time the registration failed.

[brisk ice]

Yeah everything's ok for me

[still minnow]

just tell me

[opal remnant]

I'm more likely to see the funny looking Australian fella in standoff than the nearest museum

[still minnow]

which one is your lowest

[elder sonnet]

M9 sketch or kumo better for white glove?

[maiden swan]

Go china together

[true kernel]

Register?

[brisk ice]

Poland

[still minnow]

zamn😜

[opal remnant]

I'd get kumo if I were you idk

[verbal goblet]

Does my problem need time?

[still minnow]

is this tuff in türkiye?

[true kernel]

Gl

[verbal goblet]

I will leave the account for a full day and then log back in.

[rich crow]

Is this tuff in metro

[zealous edge]

tomorrow new uptade?

[brittle vector]

You can't get more matches ,,played" for the season?
If you get all prizes available

For the medal

[grim marsh]

Yooooo guy do you know when is the new updste coming

[true kernel]

Time to sleep 😴

[elder sonnet]

Is NA server in this game really dead? Lol

[true kernel]

It is

Useless server

[zealous edge]

tomorrow or tonight 23:00

[grim marsh]

Tnx

[brittle vector]

?

[rich crow]

@true kernel usb-c

[elder radish]

goodmorning

[dusk wolf]

Whos spamming? Last msg from hejt clan advert is at 9am. Whats your problem? Dont get your nose in things u dont even understand

[true kernel]

Bruh

[pastel sparrow]

What time in your country bro

[true kernel]

U guys keep spamming like hell stop it

[rich crow]

Is this tuff in clans

[true kernel]

How about lightning cable

[late gazelle]

clans😹🕊️

[elder radish]

@rich crow

[late gazelle]

Yo

[steep marsh]

10 f min and no game yet

[late gazelle]

that’s the same

[rich crow]

I remember sending a greeting to tom but I guess they didn't deliver it

Sad life

[late gazelle]

sed indeed

[true kernel]

I mispelled ur name as something else 🥲

[rich crow]

:3

[still minnow]

ggs

wp

[elder radish]

eh

[dusk wolf]

🤨

[modest tiger]

when is the new update coming up

[elder radish]

pspspspspsps

:3

[queen sequoia]

Yall just spamming

[rich crow]

I said say hi to tom and t1ways but no response

[true kernel]

Wise guy

[dusk wolf]

Yall just crying

[true kernel]

U too pro for them nothing else

[dusk wolf]

Sed

[verbal goblet]

Hey guys, do you know anyone from the support team who can help me or whom I can contact?

[rich crow]

Yes

[abstract turtle]

If standoff 2 is your power then what are you without it?

[rich crow]

They said racist things towards our indian teammates

[queen sequoia]

Femboy

[steep marsh]

hhhhhh

[unreal sluice]

Autistic

[modest tiger]

when is the new update coming up??????

[brazen terrace]

When is update guy's?

[true kernel]

Sonnni it's 12:50 there bed time go n sleep

[abstract turtle]

💔 🥀

[abstract turtle]

I wake till 2

[still minnow]

m1 should banned

[steep marsh]

soon bro soon

[unreal sluice]

I can say this because I have autism

[true kernel]

Ima call at ur home then

[brazen terrace]

Tonight?

[dapper blaze]

Who

[modest tiger]

whenn soon someone said tomorrow

[abstract turtle]

😔

[compact blaze]

Says the one crying cause he can't win games lmao

[steep marsh]

like week

[rich crow]

Guys from hejt

[unreal sluice]

Dawg change your roles back to silver for us real quick

[compact blaze]

He's pathetic lmao

[queen sequoia]

Do you dare spread lies about bejteri?

[rich crow]

I have chat proofs

[still minnow]

woah woah

[compact blaze]

You don't have balls

[dapper blaze]

Yea cap

[still minnow]

mods do your job

[compact blaze]

Had to delete your message complaining about losing

Lmao

[queen sequoia]

Dont need to see em i already know

[true kernel]

Botteri

[unreal sluice]

Dawg u showed us screenshots where you lose every game due to skill issue and blame ur teammates

[compact blaze]

He deleted them 😭

Bro lost his balls

[true kernel]

U both look similar

[steep marsh]

olya blya bro

[unreal sluice]

When I get mad about losing I have like 20 kills

[true kernel]

Confusing ash

[abstract turtle]

Dost hain dono

[compact blaze]

Cry then

[unreal sluice]

He wasn’t even the top player in all of them

[queen sequoia]

Cry then

[compact blaze]

Ikr, he's just bad 😭

[true kernel]

Lol

[abstract turtle]

The uzi meta is over imo

[true kernel]

🤣🤣

[steep marsh]

how bro tell us

[compact blaze]

So for you're the one crying lmao

[maiden swan]

cong.

[still minnow]

sega 😔

[unreal sluice]

If she’s your teammate probably since ur terrible

[steep marsh]

where r u bro

[true kernel]

Uzi dead no one uses it nowadays

[abstract turtle]

He got slimed by the replies

💔

[rancid nexus]

when does the update drop?

[steep marsh]

he can't anymore

[still minnow]

i use sometimes

[compact blaze]

Saying he's terrible is a compliment, he's even worse than that 😭

[abstract turtle]

Saying the same

[still minnow]

funny runguns

but short distance

[true kernel]

Fah

[still minnow]

trolling times*

[unreal sluice]

Lowk if I matched up against players his skill level I would be praising god for sending me to heaven

[still minnow]

like i said funny runguns 💔

[true kernel]

Ye too low dmg even in mid range

[still minnow]

fr

[abstract turtle]

Ak recoil is so unpredictable that ive been getting 2 kills by the recoil getting me to hit headshots

[true kernel]

Shotgun is booming

Nowadays

[unreal sluice]

I run gun with sniper

[compact blaze]

Fr 😭

[abstract turtle]

Thats crazy 😭

[true kernel]

Akr 🤤😋😁😍

[unreal sluice]

I’m better with awm in aps than on mid

Most my awm kills are close range quick scopes

[abstract turtle]

M40 is such a fun gun to use
It has clean no scope accuracy

[true kernel]

Cuz enemies hv low place

[queen sequoia]

Tell that to cheaters

[abstract turtle]

I haven’t seen a Single cheater this season

💔

[unreal sluice]

I’ve seen a few

[scarlet anvil]

hi guys

[unreal sluice]

I beat 2 of them

[queen sequoia]

Did you even play??

[steep marsh]

lucky

[still minnow]

i use that when its eco round tbh

kinda tuff

headshooting 😭

[unreal sluice]

@rich crow please teach me how I can be so bad I lose with cheats

[steep marsh]

hello bro

[true kernel]

Ded @rich crow

[rich crow]

What

[abstract turtle]

I played atleast 600 hours this season

[queen sequoia]

Impossible

[true kernel]

Then why still not legend tho

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

Why YOU aren't legend

[unreal sluice]

Takes too long. I’m employed sorry

[true kernel]

Seen u afk for da first time

[queen sequoia]

Bruh mia boosted me to legend is so easy

[true kernel]

Cuz me nub

[unreal sluice]

It takes too much time tho

[rich crow]

I'm always afk

[scarlet anvil]

for my Amercina players,if yall have neevr been introduced to the community scene of America. you can join the discord link in my bio. it is where the americans player from even south are. its a faceit server aswell , that hosstes 12 000 gold every season. just want to help you guys out since NA is not pormroted alot by axlebolt

[abstract turtle]

Talking about some impossible when its already been more then 7 months since this season released

[true kernel]

Oh nice

[true kernel]

7months

Crazy

[wise brook]

anyone here playing pc ?

[true kernel]

Ur afr, away from realism

[solid perch]

OMGGGF

[abstract turtle]

I need a opinion on the flip knife

[solid perch]

2 scrim wins in a row vs t2 teams

BYEBYEE

[compact blaze]

No replies smh

[solid perch]

[rich crow]

Sowy

[unreal sluice]

He doesn’t want to teach me his secrets

[abstract turtle]

Nice

[empty nexus]

@rich crow

[solid perch]

[true kernel]

💔

[compact blaze]

Tbh that's good, i'm better without knowing how he can be so bad 😭

[unreal sluice]

If he was a MHA character he would be mineta

[true kernel]

Don't mind my words tho @rich crow

[rich crow]

I will

[true kernel]

[rich crow]

Now I go

Buh

[abstract turtle]

@true kernel yeh banda hai btw

[random acorn]

Hey guys, when is the new update coming out for standoff2

[compact blaze]

😭

[true kernel]

Kon

[abstract turtle]

Upar

[unreal sluice]

2067

[shrewd sedge]

When is the upd?

[true kernel]

Chor na ladki bhi hota to konsa mereko isko bandi banana tha 😂

[true kernel]

Ye

[unreal sluice]

This is English chat

[compact blaze]

Not that

[unreal sluice]

English only

[compact blaze]

😭

[abstract turtle]

💔

[random acorn]

Hey guys, when is the new update coming out for standoff2

[rich crow]

67 days later

[true kernel]

Bakchod h isliye m bhi bakchodi krta xD

[unreal sluice]

Idk when the update will tell us it likes the same gender

[pale atlas]

día de muertos might be my fav collection in this game

[true kernel]

Ik am writing in English but just ignore what am writing

Ez

[pale atlas]

that glock skin is sooo 🤤

[unreal sluice]

Dawg speak English in English chat

[rich crow]

Wait till you hear about origin

[compact blaze]

Someone tried to send a discord server 😭

[brisk heart]

today update?

[true kernel]

It's English

[brisk heart]

today update?

[unreal sluice]

Why it looks like Hindi

[pale atlas]

dont talk to me abt origin i dont wanna see anything about that case

[hazy lion]

Maybe

[pale atlas]

i lost so much money

[rich crow]

Why not

[maiden swan]

check app store

[true kernel]

Then let it be

[rich crow]

[pale atlas]

sold alot of pink skins for mere cents back then,,

[hazy lion]

I think the update comes after the event ends

[abstract turtle]

Because it is 🥀

[hazy lion]

There's only 50 minutes left

[rich crow]

Common p90 skin is worth 50g rn

[pale atlas]

is m4 necromancer apart of origin or scorpion i forgot

[true kernel]

नमस्ते

Hindi

🤧

[still minnow]

i need treasure hunter 😔

[rich crow]

It's from winter tale

[pale atlas]

which gun

[pale atlas]

?? wdym

[still minnow]

akr obivously 😜

[pale atlas]

let me double check

[brisk heart]

when is it

[rich crow]

Yes necromancer is from the winter tale collection

[maiden swan]

now

[true kernel]

[abstract turtle]

Origin obviously

[true kernel]

What's the highest price of it

I bought it from 260

[still minnow]

1000 or something

[rich crow]

[true kernel]

4 stickers

[true kernel]

akr

[still minnow]

oh

idk

same

[pale atlas]

yeah i sold it for 80 gold

[still minnow]

i guess

[pale atlas]

believe it or not

akr is way cheaper

[compact blaze]

@rich crow Bro dodged when we were talking abt him

[abstract turtle]

M4 is around 1000

[true kernel]

Not in skills

[pale atlas]

(i thought i made bank btw)

[true kernel]

Akr ka market high me kitna jayega

[abstract turtle]

We all did at one point

[abstract turtle]

310 max

[pale atlas]

i was so giddy to sell that m4 dude

[coral fox]

When will the new season be?

[true kernel]

🤢

Ez loss

[pale atlas]

it mightve been stattrack even

i dont remember

[pale atlas]

uhhh like 2 weeks or something

[coral fox]

Okay

[pale atlas]

who is bro😭😭😭

[rich crow]

67

[true kernel]

To lick there @hh or wot

[still minnow]

woah

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[still minnow]

nitro nitro

[compact blaze]

Getting ragebait

[still minnow]

still on that one eight zero zero

[compact blaze]

Crying to mods

[still minnow]

hes so handsome

hes my hero

[compact blaze]

Mimimimi

[wise brook]

son🥀 😭

[rich crow]

What is that font 🫩🫩

[still minnow]

blah blah blah ble bleh bleh hop gululululululu

[wise brook]

🥀

[still minnow]

i need more femboys

[wise brook]

ofc you doo

[rich crow]

Nah man no way your serious

[rich crow]

They're limited in turkey

[compact blaze]

Bro saying that like he is 😭

Lmao

[still minnow]

no way youre in gold elo

you should be in bronze

[compact blaze]

It's done properly, not our fault you're bad

And can't win 1v2

Or 1v5

Lmao

Just win and be smart

[rich crow]

Yes, we wanna adress your skill issue

[still minnow]

2 femboys are in my basement though

what is its value

?

[compact blaze]

Look at him falling for the ragebait 😭

Lmao

He can't stop falling for those

[rich crow]

So much

[abstract turtle]

Address the allegations

[rich crow]

At this point idk if your acting or your just actually insane

[compact blaze]

Gold elo is a circus 😭

[rich crow]

[still minnow]

earth

[rich crow]

Mom jokes in the big big big big 26

[elder radish]

someone thinks they’re tuff

[rich crow]

Nah

No way you did that

[abstract turtle]

Blud be yapping anything atp

[compact blaze]

You seems to handle nothing, not a single ragebait 😭

[pale atlas]

bro replied to his own message hes so proud of it

gonna hang it up on his wall next

[rich crow]

Ikr? 🤣

[compact blaze]

Fr fr

[lyric sigil]

Hello

[still minnow]

arda guler moment

[pale atlas]

hello!!

[lyric sigil]

Hi

[rich crow]

You already said hello

[lyric sigil]

Ik

[rich crow]

Chat so dry today even i don't want to chat on it

[pale atlas]

hello

[rich crow]

Nah you don't.

[still minnow]

"kid"

[compact blaze]

You got none 😭

[rich crow]

Very

[lyric sigil]

U aint rage baiting me

[pale atlas]

this guys cool man

[rich crow]

Ik

What's the correct spelling? "rage bait" or "ragebait"

[still minnow]

baitrage

[lyric sigil]

Im not sure

[still minnow]

ego boost

please get out

[abstract turtle]

Ragebait isnt considered a word

[compact blaze]

@rich crow 🫧 🐡

No reason

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[lyric sigil]

Both are used

[compact blaze]

Bro falling for the baits 😭
Let him think he's smth

[rich crow]

Its been chosen as the word of the year on 2025

[still minnow]

-99.000 chinese rep point 😔

[rich crow]

Both of them is correct

[lyric sigil]

Ye

[rich crow]

You can even put a - between

[pale atlas]

@rich crow hey man how are you

[abstract turtle]

Obsolescent

[rich crow]

@rich crow whats your cortisol level

[rich crow]

Social credits

[compact blaze]

@rich crow Bloup

🫧 🐡

[still minnow]

social is too much tuff for him

[pale atlas]

how the hell do u decrease mouse sensitivity on a phone

this thing is flying everywhere

[rich crow]

Ask mouse to calm down

Mouse on a phone

[pale atlas]

🐁

[pale atlas]

big phone

tablet

[still minnow]

grip it from tail?

[pale atlas]

wouldnt it squeal

[rich crow]

W

[pale atlas]

i dont like the noise

[rich crow]

Mouse abuse

Ban

[still minnow]

then put tape over it mouth 🤔

[rich crow]

Abuse

Mouse has feelings

[still minnow]

ohh 😔

[rich crow]

You seem experienced in those kinda things

[pale atlas]

good idea..

[rich crow]

🤨

[rich crow]

Bad

[pale atlas]

but i feel like itll affect performance

[winged wasp]

When the sez 11 will come out?

[pale atlas]

soon enough

[rich crow]

Let it go sonion

[pale atlas]

yeah she was birthed from mitosis

[winged wasp]

Good

[opal remnant]

Goyyy you so tuff🥶🥶🥶

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[still minnow]

blud thinked he owns here 😭

[compact blaze]

He's so much ragebaited

[opal remnant]

I thought we left child abandonment jokes in 2020

[rich crow]

"thinked"

[rich crow]

A late bloomer

[still minnow]

bad simple past tense 💔

my V² are TRASH😔

[rich crow]

Nah shes just busy winning 1v5 probably

[rich crow]

Brodie is NOT going to erasmus

Unlike someone here

[lyric pelican]

😂

[still minnow]

noooo😭

[rich crow]

Dont drop then, easy

[opal remnant]

Mind-blowing

[rich crow]

Mind: blows

💥

[lyric pelican]

you are

[rich crow]

Mind-destructive

Him

[pale atlas]

hey how are you

[rich crow]

I dont see im blind, help

[lyric pelican]

what are we looking for

[still minnow]

playing fortine in big 25

[crystal charm]

Helo bots

[opal remnant]

What's popping gangalang wdym

[lyric sigil]

Why do u say lmao after every sentence?

[rich crow]

Winning 1v5s

[still minnow]

femboy roommate

[rich crow]

Is that your favorite game

[compact blaze]

Replying is pinging unless you turn that option off brainless

[rich crow]

Because he cant stop laughing hes ahh off

[compact blaze]

Bro got ragebait by pings 😭

[opal remnant]

This is the sorriest attempt at comedy ever I'm sorry guys

[still minnow]

hell yeah but not only in computer

in real life 😈

[rich crow]

I'd take any roommate

[lyric sigil]

See😭✌️

[rich crow]

Then go play 1v5s

[compact blaze]

Fr fr

[amber nest]

Hi

[opal remnant]

Yeah you really love talking about kids don't you Epstein

[rich crow]

Enjoying kiddos pinging you is weird

[quartz turtle]

I can’t play or see the update 0.38 on my phone

??

[opal remnant]

Great minds think alike

[rich crow]

Maybe because it's not out

[quartz turtle]

Ohhhhhh

[rich crow]

Your perfect thats why

[velvet gorge]

was wondering the same thing lol ty for telling me

[still minnow]

sütaş kiddo chocolate milk 😋

[rich crow]

I get milk from the source

Better than any brand

[still minnow]

from where 😳

[lyric sigil]

Its gona get released at 23:00 for me🫩🥀

[knotty pivot]

the person saying it

[rich crow]

It's not today

[opal remnant]

You're not rage baiting anyone people are making fun of you because you're a bum😭

[rich crow]

Because it's already past 23 for their time

[lyric sigil]

Oh yeah mb

[still minnow]

hell nah 🪫

[rich crow]

Its fine she knows how its hard to win 1v5s

[rich crow]

[opal remnant]

Do you have ANY other way to insult people besides mentioning their parents😭😭

Goyim I'm crine

[rich crow]

New vocabulary dropped

[lyric sigil]

It wont get released after the event it will probaly take a few days for next update

[still minnow]

ya allah my ahh is getting fire cause of pooping right now

[rich crow]

It is said that what people talk about all the time is what they need the most, wise man once said 🤓☝️

[compact blaze]

😭

[opal remnant]

So he's projecting?

[rich crow]

We did NOT had to see this

[rich crow]

Epic knowledge that no one asked for

[still minnow]

i wish I hadn't eaten sucuk and eggs...

[opal remnant]

Who was he even attempting to insult with his child abandonment comedy?

I just hopped on

[rich crow]

I can't afford that

[rich crow]

Someone called @rich crow

[still minnow]

buy the one with cat meat

[rich crow]

Half of the server

[still minnow]

its way cheaper

[opal remnant]

Yeah who was that guy hating on

[opal remnant]

Yikes

[rich crow]

Lmao idk, all i remember is the guy replied with skill issue and so other people did the same lmao

[knotty pivot]

Milk getting tight gng 😭

Need some

[rich crow]

Dms are that way son

[rich crow]

I have unlimited

[opal remnant]

What the hell are you talking about

Am I seeing someone in psychosis?

[knotty pivot]

Can I take you?

[lyric pelican]

you're talking to yourself btw

[rich crow]

Yes

[still minnow]

woah im not a woman 😭

[opal remnant]

That stuff ain't even funny bro people take their lives because of that

[knotty pivot]

Thank you :3

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[opal remnant]

Not talking to you in particular don't misunderstand

[knotty pivot]

Both work

[lyric pelican]

you should spend this time learning how to clutch 1v5's

[opal remnant]

I'm critiquing his attempt at hating

[rich crow]

True

[rich crow]

:V

[knotty pivot]

Thats what I'm saying

[still minnow]

how much liter do you want 🪫

[jaunty pier]

When is the update yall

[opal remnant]

Probably in April or at least Id guess so

[rich crow]

After a week

At least we hope :3

[jaunty pier]

Oki

[still minnow]

man stop please youre not farming aura 🥀

[opal remnant]

A lot of innocent people do that can you PLEASE make a valid point when creating insults

Wannabe discord thug😭

[lyric sigil]

Who is he talking to🫩✌️🥀

[knotty pivot]

Just enough to get me through the day

[rich crow]

"who is he'

[opal remnant]

I can't decide if the fella is 12 or 42 with their typing speed and way of speaking

[still minnow]

this will take me a year 😭

[rich crow]

[hollow whale]

Wth is even happening here 🍎🍎🍎

[opal remnant]

Maybe it's like those uncs trying to be hip with the kids and now he's using 2020 "no dad" humor

[still minnow]

shooting stars

[hollow whale]

From where

[opal remnant]

I'm shooting ropes idk about you

[still minnow]

from alabama

[knotty pivot]

Thats not that much
I don't drink thaaattttt much

Come on

[hollow whale]

You forgot 🧢

[hollow whale]

Strong for bones

[rich crow]

Is it?

[hollow whale]

From what I've heard yeah

[still minnow]

if it tastes sour, don't question it okay 🤑

[lyric sigil]

Idk look it up

[knotty pivot]

Yes I know

[knotty pivot]

Sureeee...

[rich crow]

That's made up by milkers to give out more milk

It doesn't make ur bones stronger

[still minnow]

ouch my ahh really hurting ugh 😭

hotter than my computer 💔

[rich crow]

Ok buddy

It's time to get off the internet

[opal bison]

Guys i recently started playing very recently could you please rank my newbie inventory? #📸│photos

[knotty pivot]

...

[still minnow]

go to sleep go to sleep

[lyric sigil]

Whats ur progres?😭

[rich crow]

Wf

[still minnow]

gulp

whats that duh

[shy lily]

damn

[lyric sigil]

"Recently"

[opal remnant]

Swear on your life

[opal bison]

[proven stirrup]

Bro idk what crosshair to use

Smn

[knotty pivot]

Use non

[proven stirrup]

Wyn non

No crosdhair

[true kernel]

I can't sleep 😭

[knotty pivot]

Yes

[proven stirrup]

How

[knotty pivot]

Just go sleep...

😭

[proven stirrup]

😭

[knotty pivot]

Like put everything at 0

[silver nova]

today upd?

[proven stirrup]

Doesnt work

[true kernel]

Trying to sleep for the past 30 mins

[knotty pivot]

And turn off lines

[proven stirrup]

It s a dot

[knotty pivot]

Damm

U need someone to hug you while u sleep?

[true kernel]

Trying but my mind isn't letting me

[proven stirrup]

Ir s hard to play with non

I mean who uses it

[knotty pivot]

Damm 😭

[proven stirrup]

14 more mins

[knotty pivot]

Me 🔥

[true kernel]

Already hugging a pillow

[shrewd sedge]

When is the upd?

[knotty pivot]

Damm

[proven stirrup]

00;00

[knotty pivot]

I really don't know then

Fr?

[shrewd sedge]

They will add the new pass?

[mental lion]

What time u have

[shrewd sedge]

Or only the reset rank

[proven stirrup]

He’s better than a pillow

[proven stirrup]

Military

Romanian

[knotty pivot]

Me?

[proven stirrup]

Yup

[true kernel]

I want a she

[proven stirrup]

I can turn into a she

[mental lion]

Okay i am from Czech Republic

[proven stirrup]

Ill cut off my di-

[true kernel]

💔

[proven stirrup]

Ok ig

[true kernel]

💀🙏🏻

[obsidian vessel]

How do yall know when the update is?

[knotty pivot]

U got someone u like?

[proven stirrup]

Me being smart

[obsidian vessel]

So you just guessed?

[proven stirrup]

Yes

[knotty pivot]

[proven stirrup]

✌️

[true kernel]

Rn no

[obsidian vessel]

Fairs

[formal pollen]

im admin

[knotty pivot]

Maybe that's why u can't sleep

[proven stirrup]

You dont like mia khal— i mean burj khalifa

[true kernel]

💀

[rich crow]

[knotty pivot]

Yo

[hollow whale]

That was not the wind

[knotty pivot]

Can u hug @true kernel?

[silk elm]

Is the update in 10 minutes?

[opal bison]

Yo guys axlebolt announced the Update of standoff 2

[knotty pivot]

So he can sleep better

[proven stirrup]

It was

[rich crow]

Hug me

[proven stirrup]

Yes

Ith

[proven stirrup]

I will

[knotty pivot]

Pretty please

[rich crow]

Nice misinformation

[true kernel]

Og she goat but am not ho*ny rn

[brisk heart]

today update?

[true kernel]

😭

[proven stirrup]

Guessing

[true kernel]

🫂

[knotty pivot]

One of the best huggers I know

Trust me

[brisk heart]

update today?

[rich crow]

Yess

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[proven stirrup]

BRO

[rich crow]

@true kernel how old are you I forgot

[hollow whale]

🙏

[proven stirrup]

Who even plays duels

[rich crow]

Everyone

[proven stirrup]

Worst one

[proven stirrup]

Cap

[true kernel]

18~19

[still minnow]

i need a shelf

[rich crow]

U phoenix that's probably you don't see anyone

[knotty pivot]

No cap

[compact blaze]

Not me

[brisk heart]

?

[rich crow]

Okay hug me then

[true kernel]

🫂

[proven stirrup]

Im gold now

Lol

[rich crow]

[hollow whale]

Brutha when the update will come we would discuss Abt it

[proven stirrup]

I dont even have rank at duel

I played 3 times

[proven stirrup]

So when?

👍👍👍

[hollow whale]

Not even the devs know and you asking me ??!

[true kernel]

Lemme try again 😭

[proven stirrup]

Nah

[rich crow]

Pro

[cobalt umbra]

Hej can someone tell me when the update come ?

[proven stirrup]

I was asking the wind

[true kernel]

💤

[proven stirrup]

Im soon gonna be bronze

Wait

I cant

[rich crow]

[proven stirrup]

Theres 7 mire mins

Mire..

[true kernel]

[rich crow]

Update not today sonion

[cobalt umbra]

.

[proven stirrup]

Till season ends

[hollow whale]

7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you

[mental lion]

6 minutes and The current event will end.

[cobalt umbra]

Thanks

[proven stirrup]

SONic

[rich crow]

Who said the update comes after the event ends

[pastel sparrow]

Yayyyy

[pastel sparrow]

Not?

[proven stirrup]

didnt said that did i??

[rich crow]

What

[mental lion]

But it should be here within 10 days at most, right?

[cobalt umbra]

I saw

[rich crow]

Ye

[cobalt umbra]

10 more days ?

[sour steeple]

when is the new season getting update?

[proven stirrup]

It can be here anytime

[hollow whale]

When the update will come an announcement would arrive plz stop talking Abt the fricking update

[mental lion]

Only at most

[proven stirrup]

Not now tho

[rich crow]

[sour steeple]

it’s literally gon change the game why wouldn’t we be talking abt it

[brisk heart]

update or no

[sour steeple]

wym

[proven stirrup]

Not now

[twilit iron]

everyone is saying that the update will come after the event ends?

[brisk heart]

Yes in 2mins

[rich crow]

Everyone is wrong

[proven stirrup]

Einstein

[pastel sparrow]

Fkkk

[proven stirrup]

Epst-

[brisk heart]

Sa o fut pe mata

[stray violet]

Kill everyone

[proven stirrup]

I still didn’t got my cases

😭

[hollow whale]

[dim ether]

....

[rich crow]

Womp womp

[mental lion]

But the remastered will come out this summer, right?

[sour steeple]

def

[hollow dew]

maybe

[proven stirrup]

Say a helper name

[rich crow]

It's releasing after gta6

[abstract turtle]

Including you

[sour steeple]

done

[twilit iron]

def

[stray violet]

Kill abyss

[proven stirrup]

It aint the next upd?

[hollow dew]

bros so lost

[rich crow]

It's a week or 2 after this event ends

[hollow whale]

Lets check

[proven stirrup]

IK

[silk elm]

Where is the update …

[crimson zenith]

Upd td?

[mental lion]

No but some things come this update like new movement and new menu

[dim ether]

nah

[strong bay]

but it didnt come

[shy lily]

guys how are yall doing

[proven stirrup]

Nothing changed

[opal remnant]

Please bro please

[stray violet]

Idiot game

[random acorn]

New sezon

[hollow whale]

They saying its coming soon

[proven stirrup]

helper mute

[proven stirrup]

Soonever

[strong bay]

when is update 0.38.0 coming

[twilit iron]

wow the new update is insane

[languid condor]

When is the update?

[opal remnant]

I pointed at A 15 times and then they planted at A and these fellas want me to go alone

[dim ether]

🤣

[opal remnant]

Im not even sorry that I left the game bru

[mental lion]

The update will usually be released within a week after the end of the pass.

[sonic lark]

Where is the update

[remote anchor]

The new menu looks so good

[random acorn]

New sezon 🤨?

[languid condor]

Why is the update

Lol

[rich crow]

@stray violet we should ban everyone that asks about the update

[abstract turtle]

Its not coming until the skins trailer is released

[silver nova]

update saturday maybe

[proven stirrup]

Update???

[languid condor]

No don't do that

[sour steeple]

ikr

[silver nova]

cuz the sale ends then

[sour steeple]

the new menu looks so cool

[remote anchor]

Did you download new update?

[languid condor]

Crazy how popular this game became over the years

[sour steeple]

guys just update the game

[rich crow]

Nuhuh

[remote anchor]

They better show me some fire skins

[twilit iron]

i love the new lobby screen

[abstract turtle]

Its not even out yet

[rich crow]

Yet can't find games

[hollow dew]

it is

[sour steeple]

fr the customization is fire

[hollow dew]

check steam

[rich crow]

Something doesn't add up

[jaunty pier]

Y'all just wait a min

[hollow whale]

The update showed some gloves and tec 9 I think

[sour steeple]

u gotta update game

[abstract turtle]

Gd reference

[jaunty pier]

Let servers load

[hollow dew]

just wait 2 weeks

[mental lion]

Bruh, where u get that the update will be released right after the end of the pass

[twilit iron]

yeah i just put my treasure hunter what did you put? it looks firee

[remote anchor]

Gloves are good

[rich crow]

It's misinformation

[sour steeple]

my winter sport plus impulse gloves

[dim ether]

lol the new menu is fire, isn't it?

[hollow whale]

Indeed . Tec 9 wasnt that great

[brisk heart]

@abstract turtle

[sour steeple]

these dudes can’t update the game so they don’t see it

[remote anchor]

Prison is better than Zone 7 oh my gosh this map check it out

[fiery nest]

Tmrw update ????

[sour steeple]

rn update ur game

[mental lion]

New the collection is great also new knife

[brisk heart]

funny kid

[dim ether]

insaneee menuu lool

[twilit iron]

w update bro

[sour steeple]

check

[pastel sparrow]

no rank reset?

[brisk heart]

Nah

[winged wasp]

Umm, where's the update? :3

[fiery nest]

Its not

[sour steeple]

fr🙏🏽

[tall depot]

Bro, when gonna update come?

[fiery nest]

where update ?

[sour steeple]

missing out

[knotty pivot]

[sour steeple]

check

[hollow dew]

ong

[proven stirrup]

Dang new season cool

[abstract turtle]

Its not even out yet

[fiery nest]

lol

[mental lion]

This year

[abstract turtle]

😭 💔

[fiery nest]

[tall depot]

🥀

[remote anchor]

Wait guys we’re all bronze now

[rich crow]

Blacklist the word update

[twilit iron]

its fireee

[sour steeple]

ye

[tall depot]

I’m in like in how much days?

[hollow whale]

Upvote this

[fiery nest]

Unranked

[mental lion]

15

[shrewd sedge]

Dang new upd is so cool

[proven stirrup]

Yk

[knotty pivot]

⬆️

[shrewd sedge]

I love the new lobby

[rich crow]

Reddit user

[gleaming crescent]

really new update?

[sour steeple]

same

[covert wraith]

Back in the days the whole "when is update" was banned

[hallow lily]

Its not wven out

[sour steeple]

update ur game

[knotty pivot]

[covert wraith]

Good old days

[hollow whale]

I don't use reddit thankfully

[hollow dew]

it is

[twilit iron]

the new lobby is firee

[hollow dew]

check steam

[shrewd sedge]

Upd the game guys

[hollow dew]

rn

[rich crow]

I've heard about it

[proven stirrup]

I cant

[tall depot]

Why bro?

[proven stirrup]

Im on ios

[hallow lily]

I pla ios

[brisk heart]

i update my dih into ur mums mouth

[proven stirrup]

It doesnt show me

[gleaming crescent]

i dont see update

[rich crow]

Kill him

[hollow dew]

check microsoft

[twilit iron]

holly rage

[sour steeple]

restart ur phone

[hallow lily]

@shrewd sedge roast him

[hollow dew]

the most ragebaitable person ever

[gleaming crescent]

balright you lyingh

[knotty pivot]

What the Flippy flop dude🐱

[twilit iron]

yeah that fixed it for me

[shrewd sedge]

I cant his mom did alredy Enough

[brisk heart]

tell home to come vc

[remote anchor]

Yo nub I almost sold all things

[sour steeple]

nah try it

[covert wraith]

No way 😭 a store name is banned wth

[hollow whale]

I only see the uninstall and play button rn

[mental lion]

I think

[sour steeple]

same

[lament thorn]

When season 11 wil come out ?

[abstract turtle]

any helpers online to stop this? 🥀 💔

[sour steeple]

it’s out

[lament thorn]

Me too

[sour steeple]

restart ur game

[knotty pivot]

[lament thorn]

Ok

[twilit iron]

just restart your phonee update looks fire

[shrewd sedge]

Restart evrything

[gleaming crescent]

you lying

[brisk heart]

sa te iau la palme sclavule te prind îți tai picioru de lemn sa pună lemne pe foc sa va dea căldură

[hollow whale]

Ok

[hollow dew]

fey is off the clock prob

[rich crow]

Make me admin for 2 hours id get rid of all of em

[sour steeple]

😭

[shrewd sedge]

Aport la ma ta caine

[remote anchor]

Nope
We better stop this now

[hollow dew]

fey wake up where are you

[tall depot]

🥀

[brisk heart]

mata se scris cum se fute

[abstract turtle]

All this pmo 🥀

[remote anchor]

No Cristian update is not coming

[shrewd sedge]

Învață sa scri coaie😂😂😂

[tall depot]

Bro, I restart and there isn’t any update

[twilit iron]

wdym bro

[brisk heart]

dacă te vad îți fac picioarele frigarui

[lament thorn]

Nyea

[sour steeple]

ur phone glitching

[abstract turtle]

It’s all a hoax
The update isn’t here yet

[shrewd sedge]

Smr tu?

[twilit iron]

restart your internet mybe thats it

[rich crow]

Only 1 comm supporter and it's not even their chatroom

[remote anchor]

It will come out this week a bit later

[proven stirrup]

Same for me

[lament thorn]

Send photo of game

[hollow dew]

u need to be above elite and above to get the update