💬│english-chat

[dapper blaze]

Do we look like so2 administrators?

I’m not fat but thanks

[dark bronze]

just asking bro nun else

[rich crow]

"administrators" blud is not fancy

[dark bronze]

😭

[dapper blaze]

Poor with big heart

Thanks

[rich crow]

you're supposed to get mad

[dapper blaze]

Me?

Nah

[rich crow]

YES YOU

[dapper blaze]

[dapper blaze]

I got a chill life

[rich crow]

embarassing me by not getting raged

[dapper blaze]

Will i win 10g if i get raged

[lavish flame]

yo guys!

[dapper blaze]

Yo

Guys

[rich crow]

yo someone

[dapper blaze]

And girls

And cats

And dogs

[rich crow]

:3

[final citrus]

what

[lavish flame]

can i play with mouse and keyboard on mobile?

[rich crow]

yes

[dapper blaze]

I said will i win 10golds if i rage!

[lavish flame]

oh nice i will take a unbelievable advantage on the players

[dapper blaze]

Guys pls ban @rich crow

[final citrus]

yes m1axxl willl give it to you

[dapper blaze]

[dapper blaze]

Nah she poor

[rich crow]

i am 2 g worth

[final citrus]

see

that fine

[dapper blaze]

2g enough

[final citrus]

he can go into debt

[dapper blaze]

To rage @final citrus

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

shatap

[dapper blaze]

Yooo

Mods

Ban @rich crow

[rich crow]

yes

[dapper blaze]

She bullying poor people

[rich crow]

look me in the eyes while u ban me perma

[dapper blaze]

They will cry

[rich crow]

get me away from that cat

[rich crow]

yes

[dapper blaze]

U poor little girl

[dapper blaze]

What did the cat do to you tho

[rich crow]

no moderator could ban me because i am innocent

[dapper blaze]

You are hunter innocent

[rich crow]

get banned

[dapper blaze]

🙂

[rich crow]

rawr

[dapper blaze]

You bad dog

Stop scarying my cat

[rich crow]

we need lapipo here rn

[dapper blaze]

He playing

[rich crow]

i would bully him

[dapper blaze]

Comp

[dapper blaze]

He would double bully you

[rich crow]

im gonna snipe his game

hes ranger right

im champion

[dapper blaze]

Idk probably

Yep he ranger

[rich crow]

"idk probably" 🤓

[dapper blaze]

Shush

[rich crow]

he play france

ye no i aint

[dapper blaze]

[dapper blaze]

Does he

[rich crow]

yes

[dapper blaze]

Noob

[rich crow]

brah

[dapper blaze]

Wha

[rich crow]

[dapper blaze]

Isnt he?

[rich crow]

old pfp's were goated

[hexed igloo]

wingstop or raisin cane

[dapper blaze]

Kfc

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

animal killer

im vegan

i am saving the world

[hexed igloo]

bro probably eats olive garden

[rich crow]

[final citrus]

[dapper blaze]

😭

[dapper blaze]

I dont even have it in my country

[hexed igloo]

i go there when im broke ngl

free infinite bread sticks

[rich crow]

skill issue

[dapper blaze]

Kinda mind issues

[hexed igloo]

it was like a cheat code

[dapper blaze]

I dont wanna be fat

Like u

[rich crow]

i am not fat

WOOO

PREDICTED UR TEXT

[dapper blaze]

U are fat in mind

[hexed igloo]

damn

[dapper blaze]

Ur reading my mind

Crazy

[rich crow]

when i think about you yes

[dapper blaze]

She stealing ideas

[rich crow]

im gonna say goodnight for the 5th time

[dapper blaze]

I bet u will not say it for the 6th time

[final citrus]

@abstract turtle what m9 combo you got again?

[steep marsh]

hello any1 ?

[dapper blaze]

Hey Only

[steep marsh]

wsp bro u good

[dapper blaze]

Yee good

Wbu

[steep marsh]

good man good

[steep marsh]

u bro choose one AK or M4 ?

[dapper blaze]

Ak

[dapper blaze]

Glad to hear

[steep marsh]

thx bro

[steep marsh]

Aim good ?

[errant parcel]

I need an teammate for allies

[dapper blaze]

Not the best but good

[errant parcel]

Any1 wanna play allies pleasee

[steep marsh]

What is your aiming accuracy?

[steep marsh]

sry bro low battery

[errant parcel]

😭😭

[errant parcel]

What abt u

[dapper blaze]

I need to watch it i guess 45%

[dapper blaze]

I can’t srry i played too much today

[errant parcel]

😭😭😭😭

[steep marsh]

wdym bro that's very good

My ak just 13%

[dapper blaze]

Dayuum

[dapper blaze]

What sens u use

[finite wing]

how many matches

[steep marsh]

3 and I use acc like 0.5

[steep marsh]

U don't miss bro any shot bro wth

[dapper blaze]

My bad its way worse than 45

[errant parcel]

Mines is 11%

[steep marsh]

ohh ok

[dapper blaze]

Not a lot 350

[steep marsh]

yet man

[dapper blaze]

Its 14,4

Sorry

[finite wing]

its very good

[steep marsh]

I always find it to be between 10 and 20

[steep marsh]

ohhh okok still good

[errant parcel]

Sames

[finite wing]

7 cheater banned today xddddd

2300 mmr feels good ig

[steep marsh]

Ohhh nice bro

[dapper blaze]

Meh i only play for fun

[dapper blaze]

Yess

[steep marsh]

yet man fun and make bros

[errant parcel]

Why randoms gotta dip mid game?

[finite wing]

so its general stats ye?

[dapper blaze]

Damn

[dapper blaze]

Yes

[finite wing]

in 7 days ive banned 45 already

[dapper blaze]

Can u ban one too

[steep marsh]

go man good

[dapper blaze]

I sended like his id

At #📸│photos

[finite wing]

im not part of a staff

im reping em on site

[dapper blaze]

Ohh

[finite wing]

i have 12% in 35000 kills

[steep marsh]

ur fav car is m4 competition?

[dapper blaze]

35k?? Dayum how many hours

[dapper blaze]

M3

[steep marsh]

ohh nice

[finite wing]

like 800? smth

like that

[dapper blaze]

Thats a lot

Dayum

You like sleep on so2 or what

[finite wing]

i used to play in 2018-2020

[steep marsh]

u bro play a lot of tdm ?

[finite wing]

back then

[dapper blaze]

Yess

[finite wing]

it was defuse and tdm only

so ig

[steep marsh]

okok defuse good

[dapper blaze]

Makes sense

[finite wing]

ive started 7 days ago

on pc so

i guess im new

cuz i havent played on pc

[steep marsh]

But knowing only the number of hours is not enough

[finite wing]

before

[dapper blaze]

What type of pc

Ryzen or intel

[finite wing]

intel

[steep marsh]

Yo bro go play cs2 better

[dapper blaze]

I7?

[finite wing]

im fc 10 lvl mate

[steep marsh]

ohhhh

[finite wing]

ye i7 13700k

[dapper blaze]

Dayum

What graphics

[finite wing]

low

[steep marsh]

mine was R7 7600x

[finite wing]

cuz comp games is better on low

uk

[dapper blaze]

4080?

[finite wing]

oh u meant

gpu

mb 4070

[dapper blaze]

Ye

Ohh thats cool

[finite wing]

nah

its poo

p

[steep marsh]

so ez 300fps on 1080p

[finite wing]

i bought it 2 or 3 years ago i dont remember'

[finite wing]

no its mobile game so

[steep marsh]

still good

[finite wing]

not optimized

[steep marsh]

u talk abt so2 ?

[finite wing]

too many drops

[finite wing]

ye

[steep marsh]

I thought u talking abt cs2

[finite wing]

no

in cs

now i have around 400-500

[steep marsh]

it's vary good

[finite wing]

not optimized too

[steep marsh]

yeye

what abt monitor ?

[atomic oxide]

A

[finite wing]

AW2723DF

[steep marsh]

idk bro I mean like how much hz and ...?

[atomic oxide]

I bought the akimbo uzi overdrive for 78 gold and i wanna sell it… it costs like 70.97 now ://

[finite wing]

alienware 2k 240hz

[steep marsh]

Ips too ?

[finite wing]

ye

[steep marsh]

oh nice nice

[finite wing]

but i broke

it 4 months ago

[atomic oxide]

You Georgian?

[finite wing]

yes

[steep marsh]

oh so u play on TV?

[atomic oxide]

Hello neighbor i’m Armenian

[finite wing]

no im on it rn

im w broken one

xd

[finite wing]

oh hello

tsarukian

[steep marsh]

ok man

[finite wing]

[dapper blaze]

Yall heard

Ww3 gonna happend

Probably

[finite wing]

already started

[steep marsh]

yet man im ready

[dapper blaze]

I mean now gonna be

Big

Not only middle east

[rich crow]

[finite wing]

ye i told that before

[steep marsh]

u watch news ?

[rich crow]

[finite wing]

i mean its interesting but'

not that often

[dapper blaze]

U didn’t sleep yet u fat girl

🙂

[rich crow]

Awh yes

[steep marsh]

Not my type f bro

[dapper blaze]

Dayum

[rich crow]

I ain't fat

[dapper blaze]

U should listen to raining sounds and sleep

[dapper blaze]

Srry

[rich crow]

I wanna listen to you

[finite wing]

[dapper blaze]

Nah

Too lazy too talk to you

[steep marsh]

hhh that's better

[rich crow]

:3 3:

[dapper blaze]

[finite wing]

[steep marsh]

bro i need u in ww3

[dapper blaze]

Kim jong un gonna win this war

[dapper blaze]

Nah i dont wanna die

[rich crow]

Nah

[dapper blaze]

@rich crow she can be in war

[rich crow]

if ww3 happens

[steep marsh]

no bro

[finite wing]

mate hes the dumbest

[rich crow]

I'll make sure to beat ya first

[dapper blaze]

Hope ur not gonna hack in real life too

[steep marsh]

just tell me bro what's yr elo bro

[finite wing]

onyx techno or house>

?

[dapper blaze]

He gonna use hes toys now

[rich crow]

I played shooters for thousands of hours I can handle a gun

[dapper blaze]

House music

[dapper blaze]

😭

[finite wing]

my guy

[dapper blaze]

F techno fr

[steep marsh]

hhhhh

[rich crow]

You about to see me one tapping dudes

[dapper blaze]

What elo bro

[finite wing]

some of them are good actually

[rich crow]

On everything

[steep marsh]

play in yr room not like irl

[dapper blaze]

Brazilian one’s probably

[dapper blaze]

Fr fr with ur hacks irl too

[steep marsh]

I mean IRL bro

[finite wing]

u mean phonks? xd

[dapper blaze]

Those

Ye

[dapper blaze]

0.00000000000000000

[finite wing]

thats not a techno btw

[steep marsh]

yet man I love edits

[dapper blaze]

Sleepy head srry

[finite wing]

np

[steep marsh]

ohhh ok

[dapper blaze]

I played some techno now

😭

[steep marsh]

I have idea bro

[finite wing]

xdd

[dapper blaze]

Tell me does it have to do about banning @rich crow

[dapper blaze]

U got a point about technos bro

[steep marsh]

let's leave them in the war and go steal cars

[dapper blaze]

Bmw only?

[finite wing]

G82 better bro

[steep marsh]

yet man m3 for u and m4 for me bro

[dapper blaze]

Frr

[dapper blaze]

Yess sir

[finite wing]

but i want C63 w205 coupe

[steep marsh]

where are we going?

[dapper blaze]

What about Cls63?

[finite wing]

its very beautiful but

i wanted c63

from childhood

[atomic oxide]

I found a 32 level with master competitive and elite on allies, is it boosted

Or should i report itt

[rich crow]

gaming chair

[finite wing]

smurf maybe

[steep marsh]

bro

[atomic oxide]

Mmmm

[rich crow]

I am 67 level

[atomic oxide]

Finger protection

[finite wing]

if he knows info and stuff report

[steep marsh]

hhhh

[finite wing]

?

[atomic oxide]

He kept getting headshots

[dapper blaze]

Dayum its good tho

[atomic oxide]

99% boosted or hacker

[steep marsh]

no I mean nice dream bro

[dapper blaze]

[finite wing]

rep just in case

[steep marsh]

Better to make family

[finite wing]

got it

[finite wing]

before ww3 starts ye?

[dapper blaze]

Make family with what?

[steep marsh]

No no I mean car's dream is better

[finite wing]

music enough for me xd

[steep marsh]

yet man good

[finite wing]

ig

[dapper blaze]

Samee

[unreal sluice]

I’ve give my inventory the last upgrade it will receive

[dapper blaze]

Probably she will cheat two days before d*ng

[dapper blaze]

• u made family

[dapper blaze]

Soo theres a good reason to die

[steep marsh]

me too bro I want f just

[finite wing]

u can do it without wife

[dapper blaze]

Yes

[finite wing]

xd

[dapper blaze]

You have a lot of hookers

[finite wing]

no need to get wife

[dapper blaze]

🙂

[steep marsh]

ye but just like that bro

[finite wing]

not only those

nah mate u jokin

[dapper blaze]

Nah

[steep marsh]

gross

[dapper blaze]

Thats what u want tho

[steep marsh]

idk what abt u

[dapper blaze]

I want music

Bmw

[steep marsh]

What's on your list?

[dapper blaze]

And @rich crow to get banned

[steep marsh]

ohh nice man

[finite wing]

h

o

s

too

[steep marsh]

that's dream u can do it

[steep marsh]

what is yr type btw

[finite wing]

@dapper blaze u got to?

[steep marsh]

what bro

[finite wing]

i think he got timed out

[steep marsh]

hhh

[vernal island]

When will the update be officially released?

[dapper blaze]

I’m free

Finally

[dapper blaze]

I like everything that my ears like

[dapper blaze]

Yes for spaming

Fast

[abstract turtle]

M9 dark shiver and shatter gloves

[twilit vigil]

bin

[dapper skiff]

what is a best cheap knife in yall i yall opinion?

[tawny hemlock]

how cheap

[devout bobcat]

🦛

I thought today is sunday

[young panther]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/276825565

[hard flint]

I forgot how to play so2 lol

[strong bolt]

Anyone remember when was season 5?

[dapper skiff]

720gold

[hexed lava]

a long time ago

[karmic patio]

I am searching duo. 21 yo. add me

[fair quartz]

Hello

[tawny hemlock]

tanto hanami

or scorpion

i have .57 gold u want it?

[cerulean marsh]

firehorse kunai

[tawny hemlock]

that’s good too

[chrome ibex]

No

[cerulean marsh]

drz picu

[tawny hemlock]

bo

no

[cerulean marsh]

[tawny hemlock]

report

report for begging for gold

reported

[cosmic cedar]

ok

[solid perch]

yo

[solid perch]

I am friends with Fey I can report him dw

[cerulean marsh]

just friends eh?

[solid perch]

Ama be a mod on asx tday

me and wolf are pookies yk he said he'll give it

[cerulean marsh]

nothing to be happy abt

asx staff is ars and money hungry fs

rather just go spand

[abstract turtle]

[karmic patio]

anyone ranked?

[hexed igloo]

what rank

[karmic patio]

champ

[noble dagger]

[thin tree]

What do you call

A cop in bed

A undercover

I'll just come back next year bye

[shy lily]

When is next season guys

[cerulean marsh]

yesterday??

why didnt u update

[compact blaze]

Nobody knows

Can we all live under a rock in the middle of nowhere 🫧 🐡

[blissful laurel]

w profil pic mate :D

[compact blaze]

Thanks

[stray violet]

[glacial glade]

Not cool

[devout bobcat]

[bleak rain]

Anyone play?

[cobalt wedge]

I realised something

[viscid swan]

[outer imp]

gys when will be season 11 launch

[compact blaze]

Wah, we all do

Nothing impressive

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[abstract bridge]

Hihihiha

[outer moss]

Hrllo

[edgy current]

Sup yall

[lofty comet]

Ello

[viscid swan]

[crimson iris]

Is there an Arabic chat ?

[desert oar]

Guys how can I get my hacked acc back?

[viscid swan]

You will have to contact the email's customer support for this:
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5491081-my-account-has-been-hacked

[viscid swan]

No.

[crimson iris]

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tiny ember]

🦕

[opaque root]

[cobalt wedge]

[unique wing]

Bro

Does anyone know a promocode

[winter raven]

[viscid swan]

Check through here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

[steep marsh]

oi marhaba

gm everyone

[crimson iris]

وعليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته
Good morning

[steep marsh]

u from ?

[crimson iris]

Egypt

[alpine plover]

Yo, anyone up for allies?

[woven grove]

Manaihaan

[steep marsh]

nice bro

[crimson iris]

Thank uu

[steep marsh]

u like it in egypt ?

[crimson iris]

Yeah

[steep marsh]

oh ok

I live in alg too

[ebon night]

Hi everyone

Any Arabic language known players here?

@steep marsh @crimson iris

[steep marsh]

yet man I can speak Arabic a Lil bit

[ebon night]

From where are you?

[steep marsh]

from Albania actually but I have like 12 year in Algeria

[silent schooner]

@steep marsh where are you you from broo??

[ebon night]

Nice bro!

[steep marsh]

From Durrës bro

ty

[silent schooner]

une prej prishtine broo

[crimson iris]

Are you arabic ?

[steep marsh]

oh hello bro nice too meet u

[steep marsh]

yes he arabic

[ebon night]

I don't know much but looking for Arabic players! If anyone is interested dm me

[crimson iris]

I know this from the name

[silent schooner]

kur ka me dal sezona e re be??

[crimson iris]

Only English

[silent schooner]

oh sory

[steep marsh]

maybe next week

[silent schooner]

when does new seasone go out

[steep marsh]

yet man

[silent schooner]

on the game says on saturday or Sunday

[steep marsh]

smth like that

We lost yesterday F

[lapis berry]

Wsup yall

[final citrus]

[steep marsh]

hello gm

[lapis berry]

Goodmorning pupies

Pupils

[native lily]

wruf

:3

[lapis berry]

Omg r u therian lover?

[steep marsh]

ye5 how t u

[native lily]

what is that

[lapis berry]

Nevermind

[steep marsh]

Dog man

[native lily]

Oh no I just like the art

I don't identify myself as any animal

[steep marsh]

no he mean do you love like zoo

[native lily]

Not that much

I like furry art

And I consider a furry myself

[steep marsh]

okok i have 5 cats

[native lily]

I'm not someone that gets turned on by animals that's something else entirely 😭

I don't wanna try to type out the word, idk if it's blocked in here

[hidden trail]

Im buying acc with paypal dm me

[steep marsh]

not u don't like cats ?

[native lily]

I like cats!

Cats are cute and silly

[steep marsh]

ohh nice

Whar abt the dogs ?

[native lily]

They're cool too, I like them

I'm prolly more of a cat person rather than a dog person but I like them both

[steep marsh]

nice rabbits?

[hallow igloo]

I'm a noob how to improve

[native lily]

Silly too

[steep marsh]

me too im man but I like cats

[native lily]

This is going to sound dumb

But trust

Play

That's all you have to do

Grind the game

[hallow igloo]

I'm a ranger backthen

[steep marsh]

So u love animals ?

[spice slate]

How do I report

[native lily]

They're cool!

But, in the Balkans, or in Romania at least, furries are usually associated with... a different kind of people

[fading elk]

What the hell is going on here

[native lily]

mraoww

:3

[fading elk]

why we talking about Romanian furrys

[steep marsh]

wtym

[fading elk]

If you're a furry in Romania than rip

[native lily]

Yep

[steep marsh]

ohh

[fading elk]

Same as in Hungary, they literally hate them. well not everyone but a lot.

[steep marsh]

Don't they eat meat?

[merry adder]

yo how can i create a ticket for a cheater

[fading elk]

What kind of meat...

[steep marsh]

all except the chicken not good

[fading elk]

im vegetarian haha

[somber halo]

Hi

[latent elbow]

can someone dm me link to comp searching servers ty

changed critical ops to so2 and I have no usable so2 dc servers

just look out the skins and choose the one u prefer the most

[true kernel]

Winter sports

Ez

😭 what makes u think I'm American

Espanol

No i hate ammmrika

Ohh u from Brazil

[fading elk]

@spare kayak can you see the channel player search? idk if its good i dont use it often

i have my Friends and clan dont need randoms ig

[rich crow]

67

[lavish flame]

how can i contact with the support?

[blissful laurel]

[rancid iron]

@true kernelwhats your problem bronz littledog

Are you just fuming because I’m so much better than you in every way?

[rich crow]

Lame

[rich crow]

Who asked

[rich crow]

@steep marsh @dapper blaze @final citrus @queen sequoia

[unreal sluice]

I’m gonna join the table tennis society at uni next year and try to improve

[rich crow]

They all asked

[rich crow]

Yes im proud

[abstract turtle]

💀 😔

[final citrus]

Nope

[unreal sluice]

My friend said if I beat him 21-0 in 1 year he’ll pay for my drinks for the whole night at the pub

[final citrus]

[rich crow]

:3

[rich crow]

@rich crow do shi like her

[unreal sluice]

My biggest win so far is 21-8 against him

[rich crow]

Traitor

[unreal sluice]

Like me?

[final citrus]

[rich crow]

Yes you

[rich crow]

I'm broke

[rich crow]

I wonder where you spent it

Shame

[unreal sluice]

Why?

[rich crow]

Unlike you, she doesnt touch grass

@rich crow right

[rich crow]

Shatap

[rich crow]

No

[unreal sluice]

I mean I like hiking because I pretend I’m going on an adventure in a fantasy anime

[hearty lark]

when new update released?

[hexed igloo]

when i feel like it

[rich crow]

Unique way to see it like that, but who cares you. You touch grass @rich crow doesn't epic W

[rich crow]

wanna be my kitty cat

[rich crow]

Gng what

I have a beard

I am men

This is disrespect

[rich crow]

see perfect for a cat with fur

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

Okay im laughing so hard rn.

[rich crow]

bro WHAT

[rich crow]

Can you buy me thermal paste I gotta replace mine

I'm broke

[rich crow]

Sell the headphones you got for free

[rich crow]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Btw im champion

[rich crow]

bro think he good lmaoo

[rich crow]

Then stay broke

get to bed unc

[rich crow]

Im so good actually

[rich crow]

Nah

[rich crow]

We saw

Too far

[abstract turtle]

Place a magnet near soil and let it absorb the iron bits and mash it with some mineral oil and you will have a makeshift one

[rich crow]

Ye like no im better than yesterday

[rich crow]

I was going to snipe you in comp yesterday

But onyxz said not to

[rich crow]

How bruh

I felt bad

[unreal sluice]

@rich crow thanks for explaining the joke in ur bio

[rich crow]

Your smart

[unreal sluice]

I can laugh now

[rich crow]

😂 😂 😂

[rich crow]

ofc

[rich crow]

Thanks kebab

[rich crow]

I'll end you

[rich crow]

Sure

[abstract turtle]

This is the advantage of touching grass everyday

[rich crow]

IKR

Fr

[deft silo]

whats grass

[abstract turtle]

Its a delicacy

[rich crow]

Greenery

Only legends know it

Go vegan

[deft silo]

i've never see

[rich crow]

Even people who live in the city dont see it much bruh

[rich crow]

Womp womp

[deft silo]

my city is like desert

[rich crow]

Unlike me 🙏🏽

[unreal sluice]

No ty

[rich crow]

I agree

Leave the grass for lapipo

He needs to touch

[abstract turtle]

Luckily i have a garden to see everytime i walk out

[rich crow]

I have a forest on my backyard

Ez

[grand stratus]

Whats good guys @rich crow @abstract turtle

[rich crow]

Where i live theres plenty of free land usually owned by the government our farms

[rich crow]

Oh hey gng

"gng" in the big 26

[abstract turtle]

I live quite far from the city anyways

[rich crow]

I was about to say something not so respectful 🙏🏽💔

[abstract turtle]

Doing obsolete

[rich crow]

You can call where i live a village

Bro talm about some respect online 😂

hahahahahah

[rich crow]

Yes yes respect

[abstract turtle]

Same xd

[grand stratus]

Cool

[rich crow]

Ive been saying it for days u only talk about it now

Don't talk to me peasent

[rich crow]

Wait, how do you feel when you read people say i go touch grass

[rich crow]

This again bruh

[abstract turtle]

I feel relatable

[rich crow]

Very

[stray violet]

Kill lapipo

[rich crow]

I can see that

[abstract turtle]

Superiority complex on discord

🥀

[rich crow]

What i do to you

[stray violet]

Kill kill kill

[rich crow]

I like eating tuna just so you know

yes someone to help me

[rich crow]

loser

Actually i always liked fish ALL KINDS

Bro eats fish in the big 26

[stray violet]

Mods, kill lapipo

[rich crow]

????

Bro

Grow up

[rich crow]

Nah no thanks

I like being kid

And eat fish

🤨

[stray violet]

Prehistoric ahh diet

[rich crow]

Yall deprived of omega 3

Nah I'm sleep deprived

Go get some 🙏🏽

ez

[rich crow]

I can rent you my bed

Shipment to turkey

[abstract turtle]

If your inability to touch grass is your power then what are you without it?

[rich crow]

Comes with spiders

[rich crow]

What if i instead come over there

[rich crow]

Bro u aint

[rich crow]

Even better

[abstract turtle]

Then you get to keep it

[rich crow]

I get to keep lapipo!!! Hell yeah

Where do I sign up

[rich crow]

I am obsolete

bro used a trademarked word without giving crediy

[rich crow]

The fact im african gng... the irony is deep rn

Take him to court

[rich crow]

Nah I don't discriminate people on where they're from

[rich crow]

I just said basic irony dw

I would have done to same to anyone

[abstract turtle]

He actually has that knowledge

Im proud of your obsolescence

[rich crow]

get out of me head

[tough meadow]

[rich crow]

I feel greatful for your accepted obsolescence

Bruh I wake up 10 mins ago

[rich crow]

Aight sit and we open yo brains

Half the day is over

Yall i gtg

Cya

[dapper blaze]

What happend

[rich crow]

I'll be waiting for you

[tough meadow]

chat dies whenever I start my inspection

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[rich crow]

Lapipo is doing illegal things

Ban him

[dapper blaze]

Hes doing drugs

[rich crow]

Gg

[dapper blaze]

U shata

P

[unreal sluice]

Poor changba 😞

[rich crow]

Im going to the mosque 💔🙏🏽

[devout bobcat]

I ate them

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[rich crow]

Yes

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

What if he's rich and doesn't tell

[dapper blaze]

Lets do together

[rich crow]

Ohhhhh

[unreal sluice]

Maybe

[unreal sluice]

👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️

[abstract turtle]

Thats very nice

[compact blaze]

And hru?

[unreal sluice]

Goodie, wbu?

[dapper blaze]

Leme join

[compact blaze]

Good as well

[unreal sluice]

I do not like any religion😞

[unreal sluice]

That’s good

[rich crow]

You said u do drugs

Now u go to mosque

[compact blaze]

I cannot say my opinion without getting blown up

[thorn geyser]

You do do drugs

[dapper blaze]

Who said i did

[unreal sluice]

Bosnian Muslims going to the bar and ordering 30 shots 1 nanosecond after Friday prayers finish

[rich crow]

My keyboard isn't modernized and it doesn't understand u is meant for you and not a typo for i

[thorn geyser]

Guys today i lost every allies match I played and lost a bunch of mmr too 🔥🔥🔥

[rich crow]

Ahhahahahahahahha

[thorn geyser]

Bro laughing at me

Evil twin

[compact blaze]

[rich crow]

What's ur current mmr

[thorn geyser]

Aight yall can stop now 🫩

[abstract turtle]

When you stop playing allies alongside your clan members

💔

[thorn geyser]

Idk Phoenix rank something

[dapper blaze]

That’s like 90% of the muslims who do that nowdays

[thorn geyser]

NOONE JOINED BRO

[compact blaze]

Phoenix 💔

[thorn geyser]

That's crazy 😢

[rich crow]

nyx pls tell me you just started the game

How many hours u have

[thorn geyser]

lowk yall mean ash 🫩🫩🫩

[unreal sluice]

Luckily I’m atheist so I’m allowed to sin as much as I want

[thorn geyser]

400 something

[rich crow]

400 and phoenix loll

[thorn geyser]

Assalamualaikum

[dapper blaze]

Sin my son sin

[rich crow]

praying that u get well soon

[thorn geyser]

Yes ik my parents are as proud as you are

[dapper blaze]

Alaikumselam

[unreal sluice]

I have 24 allies matches played and I have elite in allies

[compact blaze]

[thorn geyser]

nvm i thought ur a muslim

[compact blaze]

Same

[summer pollen]

@unreal sluice u play on ipad?

[finite wing]

10 cheaters more today ez

[unreal sluice]

Yh

[summer pollen]

which

[unreal sluice]

9th gen

[summer pollen]

me too

[unreal sluice]

Niceee

[unreal sluice]

I’m saving for an iPad Pro 2024 512 GB tho

[summer pollen]

u have crashing problem in the new software update ios 26 or whatever it is

[dapper blaze]

Bruh

[summer pollen]

?

[unreal sluice]

No

[summer pollen]

wtf

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[thorn geyser]

One day I will become better and you all will know my name

[summer pollen]

my game started crashing today after software update

[thorn geyser]

One day...

[unreal sluice]

Oh wow

[thorn geyser]

Or day 1...

[rich crow]

nah

[unreal sluice]

You will have to get really good as I’m better than most legends 🥹

[thorn geyser]

yea ur right what was i even thinking

[rich crow]

yes

[summer pollen]

idk what is the problem

[rich crow]

Have no courage

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[abstract turtle]

Thats what I thought

[unreal sluice]

Sorry I’m not a tech girl so I can’t help😞

[compact blaze]

How about you carry me to the legend 🫧 🐡

[unreal sluice]

I don’t wanna

[summer pollen]

which graphics u play with

[compact blaze]

I don't play ranked anymore lmao

Last games i did were not great

So yeah

[thorn geyser]

When do i get media perm

[compact blaze]

Plus meant that as i joke

[rich crow]

Neva

#📸│photos

[thorn geyser]

oh

[abstract turtle]

Playing the game on high graphics feels like a whole new game but i cant because my fps starts decreasing to 10

[rich crow]

If you look from far away it looks good

[unreal sluice]

I don’t have the patience for the grueling 1800-2100 gameplay😞

[unreal sluice]

Lowest

[devout bobcat]

[compact blaze]

Fair enough

[summer pollen]

me too but the game crashes as soon as i open chat for some reason

[tough meadow]

[summer pollen]

idk

[dapper blaze]

Fr

[abstract turtle]

I even tried to run the game once right now on high graphics and it crashed

[devout bobcat]

Nice unmoderated #🛡│clans

[narrow folio]

Nice unmoderated #🛡│clans

[thorn geyser]

What

[stray violet]

Nice unmoderated #🛡│clans

[compact blaze]

Nice unmoderated #🛡│clans

[rich crow]

Nice nyx

[shell merlin]

y'all just chatting all day?

[rich crow]

yup

[shell merlin]

lol

[rich crow]

:3

[rich crow]

I like how I can do good stats yet can't reach legend

[hexed igloo]

happens

[rich crow]

[tough meadow]

the moment I get to master I start getting negative kd and derank to champion

[compact blaze]

I'm never consistant in my stats, which explains why i don't climb 🫧 🐡

[rich crow]

It's like a curse

[tough meadow]

I'm just not good enough

[rich crow]

:c

[true kernel]

💔 no one's jealous from an emulator player 🤣 with phoenix rank

[rich crow]

I lost 60 mmr because of u :c

[compact blaze]

One time i can do like 18-3 and after 5-13

[rich crow]

Now I'm master 😎

[true kernel]

Cuz of ur own foolishness

U left, not my fault

[rich crow]

Your team kept trying to vote kick me and say I sell even though you knew I had 300 ping and the enemy stuttering

[final citrus]

[true kernel]

The one who tryna kick u out was a RANDOM

[devout bobcat]

Nab, you need reliable teammates

If your teammates acting like a BMW, you aint going nowhere

[true kernel]

Did u see my playstation can't find it

[rich crow]

ban viper pls

and give my mmr back

[true kernel]

😂 ion ur problem atp

[tough meadow]

I remember the one time we played against each other I kept on killing you on sandstone yard (i think that's what it's called). But when we played in the same team I had like 1 frag the entire game

[rich crow]

Bruh

[steep marsh]

ye bro

[rich crow]

You're telling me I have to win 5 games in a row to get back my mmr

[devout bobcat]

Sorry I ate it

[true kernel]

Only 2 games

[true kernel]

🥺 please speed i need this

[rich crow]

I lost games before we played tgthr too

[devout bobcat]

🧈

[compact blaze]

He's eating butter

[rich crow]

My face when I get 20 mmr for win but lose 35

[true kernel]

I was so angry with u when u left in the middle

[rich crow]

Womp womp

[steep marsh]

broooo

[devout bobcat]

Live njcolas reaction:

[rich crow]

Singapore servers are mean

[steep marsh]

idk why ppl enter the game then leave

[true kernel]

I got +18 for a win and -48 for a loose

[true kernel]

Fr

[rich crow]

If my team ain't doing good to me no reason to keep playing

[devout bobcat]

He’s so me fr

[steep marsh]

ye bro and leave us 3v5 or 4v5 gg

[true kernel]

We were doing gud it was a winnable match

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[devout bobcat]

“If I’m going down, you’re going down with me” ahh move

[rich crow]

Exactly

[hexed igloo]

Just quit the game man, not worth the stress

[steep marsh]

play for player statistics

[true kernel]

Leave the sv too

[steep marsh]

no no only fun

[devout bobcat]

Quit fps, start driving

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[rich crow]

Quit zorm

[rancid iron]

aww, come on can’t you even get past bronze with that 15 fps phone of yours?

[true kernel]

Wna play now ?

[rancid iron]

dealing with you is a negative character trait for me

[true kernel]

Ye 🥺

Being bronze is better

[steep marsh]

F anyone who quits the game or judges players before it even starts

[true kernel]

Than playing a mobile game in pc still having phoenix

[rancid iron]

ı won’t chat with you ı’m playing with my eyes closed in your rank HAHA

[rich crow]

Nah

[thorn geyser]

I like feet

Will this get removed?

[rich crow]

[rancid iron]

is it elite ://

[true kernel]

Tuff, son cry more

[analog stone]

i like dehh

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[analog stone]

wil this get removed?

[rancid iron]

come on, maybe I can help you climb the ranks

[true kernel]

Another kido with a fragile ego 😂

[thorn geyser]

How is a bronze player genuinely ragebaiting an elite player

Well done Viper

I love you

[rich crow]

elite on pc gold on phone

[analog stone]

yes men

[rancid iron]

hahaha, a bronze-level player couldn't do that

[analog stone]

bronze smarter than elite

[compact blaze]

Bro's blind and fr think everyone puts their actual ranks on discord 😭

[true kernel]

Being elite still don't know there's mmr different and u can't play if u hv 400mmr

[thorn geyser]

And bro is falling for it EVERY TIME

[analog stone]

they use 100% brain to ragebait not 100% on games

[rancid iron]

I'm not angry; I just want to know if he's really that stupid in real lifeXD

[steep marsh]

actually easy to predict elite

[true kernel]

(shoulve said u too if u were a gurl)

[rich crow]

[true kernel]

🤓

[analog stone]

yes men

[tough meadow]

hmm

[thorn geyser]

Bromance better than romance anyway 😛

[tough meadow]

stop arguing, people

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[true kernel]

Lol

[dapper blaze]

Easy to predict elite 😭