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"shouldna"
I had to simplify
"simpl"
atleast i aint bronze
Oh nooes,you hert moii
Simple dimple papa squish
get a job

You didn't get a teammate yet ?
Why so bored ?
I have one
I dont need one
Enrique
Im conveying this sentiment in a satirical manner
All I heard was "nye nye I'm actually goinb back on mai weerds"

mods kill him
mods remove his feathers
So you genuinely grab the bird and throw it in searing oil and then eat fried chicken 🥀
@bronze grove where is my roles
Anyone still grinding this season?
Maybe
nah most stopped after hitting 2800
animal cruelty
i am a vegan
So u don't like fried chicken?
no
Loser
nuh uh
I love me some fried chicken
@sour vault solo queue is nightmare
word
i like the games on your profile
Thanks little stalker
mb twin I'm not playing on main till sez 11 I don't wanna go below 2900 mmr 😭
it's not
Nice
but sure
he's right
im flattered
@sour vault make an alt and let’s grind to legend in comp
Anyone here solo queued to legend in Competitive?
Not obsolete
They have this hidden mechanics where if you get reported constantly, you’ll more likely to get matched with a cheater

fake info
Definitely not leaking another info
The hidden variable is known as trust factor and it was introduced in the syndicate update
🥀
Someone said that out of all these players who got picked for remaster cbt some already got banned for creating software
The opportunity is there as always 
great
Sup
u know when the new sez comes out right
Is there anyway to trade skins with friend
they silenced him
fr
Anyone who can help me to get to Elite on allies? (Im gold 4 currently)

3 stars
3
ahahahahah
Ok.
What rank ur on?
taci
taco

🫵 ❤️
guys should i be categorized as this server og members
What level ur on?
its been 3 years
Damn.
who ?
i lied
That's good of you
Guys who likes 80s-90s music (asking cuz listening rn)
i like 3000's music (vorp vorp)
Kid
Shush, im not, im Just usin letters
calling someone kid because not listening to music is crazy
They don't have good music taste.
They like only new music.
standoff relased one not so long ago
LOOL
Guys someone comp gold 3
blud you were NOT born on 90's
Here

Im not but I'm listening to the music
i listen to white sound
zybau
Send me dm

i listen to sound


bro moaning in mongolian
GIVE US A HINT

U down?
why you want 18+
yeaa
:))
don’t
don't
No, i actually want to advertise 18+content
there we go
Bro
@viscid swan
Ts gotta be bannable
yea nuke him
are you Kazakh?
maybe he got muted
i hope so
🇨🇿
do u feel like dangermario now that u larp being a girl
1
marlow reference
2
wdym i am an e girl

3
word
4
learning to count i see
5
67
pp1 serius
why 6#
we really censoring 67 now
677777
oh no
six sevennnn
Who allies elite
bronze
bro i said something russian and it took me to russian channels and removed the english
who wanna play competetive (only bronze)
role gone
its fine i got 2 more boosts
who is bronze 1
just like me
i need teammate
Who allies
for alles
yuh
6️⃣
🦛
tbh I never really like marlow from the start
8️⃣
where 67
67
@grok is this true
yes
Who allies elite dm
grok died
dangermario was so good at catfishing he got the n1 pvp player to meow for him
grok
😂
i wanna install chatgpt for discord
@rich crow is this true
time to do it
😭 ✌️
🏴☠️
bzzt
better than those legends who think they a god
67
unemployed final boss
bro is playing stand-off
who
not you
im unemployed
ok
zorm mute him
Holy underage conversations
watches
you underage
grok is this true
?
does it also insult people for losing a 1v5
its a really used feature
ChatGPT create me insults
you bafoon
copes
ohio confusion
WE need to bring back Ohio
Bro calling me unc like she ain’t one
20 is dinosaur era
im still 19
🦛
holy unc
Rock is this true
last guy that said that to me got slimed by community supporters
watch yo back
@timber wing got muted btw laugh at him
nuh uh
then?
then what
ok
Is there anyway to trade skins or exchange it with friends
get a job
corn?
How
No, Why?
Ty
mods mods he embarrasing me infront of people
make me have cat ears and deal
No kazakh
respect

m-mommy
_<
Not you
Stcu
its over for his digital footprint
awh
its sad that i have to delete this account someday
still someone would track it to me
blud think he wanted by the police
my number connected to the account ffs 😹
bad jawline
always
proton
i have to use vpn because cant access discord otherwise
they are trying to save me from being worse
but idk why i even still use this app
yes
Who allies
oop its 10 pm time to cry to my pillow
attention maxxing
i change it once a week because my face just bleeds randomly
rank?
Return of the Obsolescence
i am rich
dang
nuub
why is he lying
Remember that you added me in a group to play in a minecraft server
You may recall me as abyss practically
lies
Im still confused whether i should sell or not
me
I have a bunch of items from outcast collection
Nah you’re worth billions
get out
I was assigned to find resources and i did not partake in any 1v1s
Ive been to better places now
im trying but this community getting smarter i need to find a dumber one
It is not really commendable if i haven’t beat an extreme demon
i dont have anyone to guide me i learn from 0 💔
killed the chat
bleh
im kinda financially stable

a lot but i cant share my resources
i make nothing
i get money
🦛
mining coals
chat kinda dry my attention span doesnt want me here
i need to hit my daily protein so i took some uranium

thank you
who could have guessed my fate would be using discord all day ♿
My spoon accidentally got stuck on the back of my phone
lick it
Ts was like 4 years ago

Everyone already moved on
I doubt he had one
Textbook tomfoolery method by him into making me giving up
We already settled down and moved on
I have no idea what is he talking about 
I recently got terminated cuz I shared too much private information about my work
Being too honest kills
What did I just witness
Old enemy 
@last lichen yappin too much
The one I banned for quite a while ago back in like September 
Guys, we are cursed with bad teams
Its alive now but in a obsolete manner
yk typing shit is illegal here?
yes
heavenly
Bloke created misinformation to defame me when basically everyone already knew who am I 
Having kinks aint illegal, I done nothing wrong
When's new update
bullying/Insults me
Came randomly trying to embarrass me in front of everyone but ended up embarrassing himself

u was talking to urself btw...
were*
The obsolescence continues
wanna do 1 allies before you sleep
learn english pls
I doubt i can win

just got cooked in cb
Mine?
yes
🥀
nabs
You called 
ble
Im pretty sure the pros weren’t awake
and mf played netherlands aswell
Zentixx and nyx are the best players in our clan
They're sleeping 🛌

If you play allies at this hour in Singapore server, you'll likely meet a russian enemy
av sleep
add ohio server
who down to play
wat treasur
Your rich alt
o
hi
Can sommeone help me
abt what
Im short on gold i only have 2 if you can sell me a skin u udont need
Sleep on the floor dawg
bro im poor
i did for my whole life
is 110 ping considered good?
Ok
Sounds fun
Me too actually
real
Its cold in summer
hmm

It's very funny how no one here likes Huey
Hello, I need an account with a rank on it to be played a little, inventory and rank don't matter, just have a rank on it like gold pheonix cv or something (I don't have gold/money)

r u playing standoff
sure

braziuuu
Brasillll!!
Black koko
brasill 🐦⬛

ajaja
😞😞😞
That one laugh: 55555555
But OF COURSE

🐗
They will be able to come back again cuz some moderator around loves to glaze and simp

Does anyone have any tips on sensitivity? I'm not very good at it.
wsup yall
Yall i accidently bought 100 chameleon cases instead of fable 🥀🥀🥀

No.
ok better
2.00
2.00
0.00
✅ recommended by upside down Zhxrm.
I will test it.
I tried playing so2 while standing on my head and it went quite well
Looking subs for a clan match
Can anyone help? I need 80 points for legend in allies
close your eyes
holy flex
pulled a butterfly knife in like 5 cases i think i should keep gambling
more expensive than my laptop
ok bro like ur not flexing that you have an iphone 17 pro max diamond 💎 cover in the back with 10k usd worth clock beside the camera
Listen here, take your phone, throw it in the Pacific ocean, pull out your poco x5 ultra™ 5g 1 terabyte storage 200 mp camera quadHD tuned by Leica™ and then install standoff ❤️🩹
transaction declined
I think the tut to dl so2 on iphone 17 pro max diamond 💎 cover in back with 10k usd worth clock beside the camera phone is by going to the app store and search in the seaching bar 'standoff 2' then clicking download (it will ask for conformation by either the touch id or lock id)
yes I wrote the whole scripte and forgot to copy it from the dude
Touch ID? 
holy broke
My American Express Platinum Card is made of Platinum 

its aluminam not plat bruv
its CHEAP
BROKE
yes I think
and then u realise its made out of plastic
5$ ahh balance inside the card
guys its 6-1 for them do u think we'll win?
The macbook neo looks comfortably dangerous to windows laptops 
Dont
no
Epik comeback
You’re cooked, just surrender 🥀
ur right, i should invest the cases instead, im lowkey predicting a 10x ROI with this FOMO SO2 is pushing for
Wym ROI and FOMO?
Poor dude in allies lost his teammate it was 1v2 the whole game🥀
don’t worry about it
Bro js tell me it's not that deep
do you have 50 euros to invest in cases rn?

I do but why should i?
no reason just asking, i don’t think you should i think it’s pretty dumb to, maybe invest it in some cs2 stickers instead

The thing is every euro y spend i so2 is burnt in cs2 y can get it back or it gan go up in price
Most of laptops with that price range are made of hard plastic
exactly my drilla you get it
My drilla? Goldgoldgold?
I might switch to windows in a year or 2 
Tzakkk
windows most flexible os
to date
some can argue linux but it’s harder to work with and not as compatible with some game systems so that removes the flexibility factor
Most filled with AI slops
substantiate your reasoning
requirements: none
hi
what’s forced in ur face lol
Co Pilot
Everytime I use the browser that mf always came trying to be useful when it’s making more harm than good
u do realise u can disable it
My 2020 intel macbook pro is dragging its feet since it came out
there was no proof for 2+2=4 till the mathematica principia
Overheating aggressively
so substantiate yours
Tell me how to completely remove it from the os
you can disable everything and anything in windows, linux is more customisable and bla bla etc but it’s more flexible to non cs nerds, the argument isn’t which os is better, im a cs student of course linux is better for me and what i do, but windows is better for the everyday person, not that linux is hard to learn but it’s not exactly simple to operate (depends which version of linux)
you clearly dk what the mathematica principia is, i get that you used it as an analogy, but the argument was flawed
the app, you uninstall it
flexibility is often associated with accessibility, if it’s not widely accessible it can’t be flexible, accessibility contains the everyday person therefore when you mention the flexibility of something it has to be targeted towards the everyday person unless specifically defined as otherwise, you won’t see a company running an ad for “the most flexible track shoe that makes you run faster” but when it doesn’t work they just redefine “we meant for professional track athletes” when the general public assumes it’s for the everyday person
10, the best version
u can quite literally delete the system if u wanted to
Most older people prefer macOS anyway since it’s basically a simple os straight out of the box
No need to tweak this and that
but you could get a driver issue with win 10
well no proper game support
flexibility is accessibility, linux has its limitations as well (unless you recoded the system to match your specifications), windows is just more accessible to flexibility for the average person trying to get anything done
lol is this gemini but yeah the AI reiterated what i said
macOS is only for like youre using editing software, company use or just studiying
but no pure gaming
but yeah can run most simple games
I don’t intend running games on it, I’m a student
anyways man idk what the argument is even for, i never said windows is better, im a cs student i just go with the flow based on what i need to do, if i wanna game ill go with windows if its anything cs/ce related ill go with the mixture of the two
If I wanna game on it, I rather get a PC instead
When does new season drop?
any version of linux lets u customise and do more than windows but brother thats not the argument, the argument is accessibility to said flexibility, windows far exceeds that factor
playstation would be a trash choose for a human ever made
arch linux for example, that shits a nightmare to manually setup but it’s sooo nice it’s such freedom
It can game consistently 
but no real graphics 💔
Talking about graphics in the big 26 🥀
well not really it’s subjected to the task at hand no?
I bet you’re that type who plays Minecraft with all kinds of shaders installed cuz “wet ground = realistic”

its looks cool i dont really think about my fps
2020 gta 5 rtx vids
Meanwhile I play gt7 half of the time was listening to the background songs
i mean i mentioned it earlier like a while back, but if i confused you that’s my fault, yes linux is more flexible in terms of customisation and functionality
well i would buy a Playstation JUST to play GT
yo what os yall think mfs got in north korea
GT kinda great I mean
yeah it’s just linux is a bit more limiting on games
@viscid swan why yalls bot deleted my clan advertisement?
i’d say red star os for jokes but i rlly do wonder, i remember i saw a video on it a while back and its crazy how limited it is
no one spam anything and noone asked u so please keep ur words for yourself babycry
@rich crow hi mate
When I was a helper, I would put a reminder “Please attach a valid screenshot of your in game clan” 
yeah idk what happened. why u aint helper anymore tho? 😄 u was good
Insider shenanigans
i didn’t say it’s ur fault lol, i said it’s my fault if i confused you and i gave you plenty of context, if you want i can circle back to the first message where i did the aforementioned
how come no other discontinued cases got as expensive as the legacy cases? some discontinued cases stayed at the same price which is why im scared to invest in fable before it goes away
kinda ig
Intel pentium + intel integrated graphics= obsolete hardware
when were u searchin me
ahh i see..
pentium was the goat tho
it ran rome total war back then
Can still play stuff decently
yo guys, anyone know where can i contact the support?
mehhh, i feel like games stopped optimizing single-core processors all together, its a pain to get most games working on it
it’s all good man my fault for being so confusing as well lol, i just like speaking on these topics because where else am i gonna use this shi im learning in school, outside of school 😂
honestly if i’m being real, hasn’t the fable case existed since like nearly the release of the game?
,,can u stop insulting me,, then its you who keeps spamming me and ironically insulting me 🤓
it’s either gonna 10x or not change at all, 50/50
True but if we consider it the processor is highly outdated atp
yeaahhh, but tbf the supply is still AS big as the other cases, not more, other discontinued cases that appeared for one or two seasons havent even gone up in price by that much, the purples went from 4 to 6 but thats only 1.5x
i dont think fable is gonna go up in price at all
uhh well not sure maybe they wanna branch out to more things like samsung for example, their ecosystem isn’t as large as some of their competitors and a prime factor is most likely because everything they sell is so expensive
true yeah


yeah it sucks because single core processors couldve been the best type of processors, but for some reason multiple cores popped off, a single core that doesnt have to send data from one another wouldve been extremely efficient if optimized
icl the muerto dias one was the craziest till now
Sending non related messages repeatedly
i don’t think fable will ever reach that high but it might go up like maybe 2x
Syndicate was definitely the most unexpected one
sending disruptive textwalls, or sending a certain copypasted text many times
Tag once 
i dont think you should, tagging them once is fine
yeah but they’re competitors for a reason, one big thing for these companies is they want to be everyone’s ecosystem, everywhere you go it’s just apple and nothing else, no competitors, that’s the ideal for a company like that
idk man no clue what they’re planning
it’s just greed atp
lowk i invested too much into fable and now im regretting it, but selling it now is still stupid, itll only go up from here i guess
Well idc if you break the rule here cuz I’m absolutely helpless now
who got a fun clan
I don’t do “snitch report” anymore
i need one
yeah like 50 euros and im hoping it’ll 10x but i doubt it lol

idek why i decided to invest in this like u cant even sell these skins lmao
yeaahh idk, fable has been around forever, itll probably only just be like a 2x like the other discontinued ones because these events are so much more generous with fable cases than any other one
especially with drops i feel like theyve increased
nabs
hey man you never know, honestly only thing that might increase in value are the butterfly knives
also i havent been on this game for a while, why do the new crates suck lol, timer skins?? really?
Unless you can play on Singapore
i just did and beat some funny guys
yeah that shi lowk wack lmao
i opened a few got them temp like??
t1💔
i got a temporary arcane, u dont know how mad i was dude
they don’t wanna ruin their premium image, i have an iphone i have apple products but like deadass its not that worth it, i only like it because of aesthetic reasons
im not excited for the new case drop anymore honestly cuz theyll replace fable with more timer skin crates
fein
Fein
Free ticket for praise
ayo what
they should release something stupid like "iphone 6 remastered"
3890 arroya vista
wym
I tried entering the dealership with a swimsuit and they told me the beach is 67 km away

_<
i did have an android most of my fam does, i just like the specific aesthetic iphone got
budget phones arent bad, honor has a really really good selection of budget phones for only a hundred bucks, i had one before buying a solid samsung but honestly i dont see much of a difference even though theyre 400 dollars apart

nah lmao judging phones and what not is loser shi
i don’t even use imsg
germany it’s all just whatsapp
Ill check it out
How to trade with ur friend
Mongolia its all messenger and facebook
There is no official trading method in the game.
balkans is the same on that one, insta and facebook
Kokodak poked you! 
[Fight] [Poke back]
idk i heard america is very specific on imsg
poke back
u mean android? there’s like so many good androids though
wants to see your location
like i said, honor, i havent experienced a system "ad", i searched up a good phone and bought it, havent met an issue with it, 8gb ram, midrange adreno processor and a snapdragon 687, its pretty nice
@dense thistle Untimeout me noob
my dad’s got an s24 ultra that shi’s nice
that account is not me
neev nab
thats my cousin bru
hes lying
if someone thinks like that they’re probably projecting
nice usa ip
dw
This video was sponsored by OperaGX
phones doesnt have ads if you know what to do 
broo this butterfly dragon knife is maddd nice
nice chinese spyware
my beloved firefox forks
Hey Siri, cook me a Chinese food
is there like a way to also change agents in the game

like in cs2
its an Honor X7c, the cheaper of the bunch, but its really solid for daily use, it turns on almost all modern titles on phone, hell it even turned on oblivion through an emulator
@dense thistle Imma just do the translation here
(im sure you know the first 3 messages)
:chinese mf
:luck
:2 snakes
@grok find me a clan
is it gonna be obtained like in cs2
i mean with the bald guy in the screen theyre kinda hinting it
yh
they keep releasing new models
Computer, twist this guy's balls
honestly if an agent is like 20-30 euros it’s ai, but oh brother let that shi not go past 100
im asking for a clan and they remove it
@grok put him in a pink bikini
like i genuinely regret spending 300 euros on cod mobile so much
6 hours of slow mode
for a damn chun li skin
you find one
it wont be 30 euros cmon its standoff, it'll never be as expensive as cs2's market
yeah u rt
maybe i should switch to asia side of the community 
the most expensive skin on standoff 2 is around 2000 dollars, which is the same price for a mid knife in cs2
you are in asia
turkey is asian majority
what if im not in turkey 
2000 mark is the area for gems lol, that’s a very high tier
yeah exactly
where are you
You’re my friend now
Hush Zharfan

what knife is it though?
most number 2 patterns for most knives go for 5k tho
How dare you calling me a flower
or tier 2 sorry
the gold karambit or?
there was something more than i think
arcane surge butterfly
not sure if i remember correctly
??
yeah
oh yeah this
that one
usp horror better
isn’t it like 1m gold
150k gold
like 140k
how much is that
Understandable have a great day 
oh shi its 999991 at order
nameless mallard was for a million gold when someone first unboxed it
3.5k
i mean yeah ofc
he can set the market price to whatever
if hes the only one
why this thing even this expensive
honestly the surge butterfly looks corny ngl
Lmfao no 150k is closer to 1.5k dollars
isnt it 40 dollars for 3k gold?
35
ooohhh
32.5 in some places
Giv lobter king

👑
🦞
ive been looking for pretty patterns, im really enjoying these skins
the 782 on the m4 flock is sooo pretty
✍️
white dove surrounded by crows in the center of the m4
meow
Nice incineration of a fellow shrimpod
Girls named Rose: 🪫
oh ok
i wish u could send pics in general
Or daisy
W mongolia
W mongolia
imagine not having nitro
W cheap

blud lost 1 year medal 
carnation?
do i look care about it
😈
I think his name is daffodil
i can buy 3 day free nitro i guess
poppy
delete nitro feature
got carried to 2250 
mmr
I carried him to 2250 btw

yes boss
im guessing since its a videogame there's obviously a leaderboard somewhere
Never seen it before, never heard it anywhere 
Ax, slime him
i won all the games i didnt lose in
get nitro


discord want me to buy again
elite 2v2 
They turned ax into a emoji
not even entering game 😔


i dont even understand about the horse update tbh
copy cat
Nice horrific quality
its just slavery
crazy
Ax, I saw rule 4
By the way, do it come with eggwah


nice catlantis
Ax got a secret server
rule 4?
rule istanbul
It came with eggwah (vine boom) it came with eggwah (vine boom)
💔
best city
Why tf is the game so slow? I often have frame drops/lag and unstable internet, even though I have very good internet.
I’m gonna ask my greek friends
bad device
💔
man why the fuh my earbuds disconnecting like if anyone pingin me after 3-4 second
crazy
nice outdated bluetooth
my rank


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