💬│english-chat

[true forum]

does he know

[rich crow]

U cant lift 2kg?

[tawny hemlock]

it shoots 50cow

[rich crow]

What rank sre you

[tiny ember]

I think my deagle looking ribs is more heavier than actual deagle 🦕

[tawny hemlock]

not with my index finger

[sick cave]

Bro can't lift 2kg

[rich crow]

I can ez

[true forum]

legend legend ranger

[rich crow]

[tawny hemlock]

ok well not SPIN it

[rich crow]

I can

[tawny hemlock]

ok u win

[tiny ember]

i can spin a certain person who owe me 7200g

[tawny hemlock]

i wonder who that is

[tiny ember]

I think thats u

[tawny hemlock]

excuze moi?

[true forum]

well i was triple leg in season 9 and elite in season 8, and stopped thinking about my rank since season 9 came out

[tiny ember]

son im 🍃 CRIN

[tawny hemlock]

huh? wdym

[rich crow]

Shower is scared from bro

[tiny ember]

The guy who owe me scared from bro

[true forum]

and russian chat is kinda dead i think
literally this game main audience is russians and still they almost never talk

[tawny hemlock]

of*

[tiny ember]

from*

[tawny hemlock]

of*

[sick cave]

I got a triple leg too but not in so2

[rich crow]

Nice 👍🏻

[tiny ember]

[tawny hemlock]

it’s “of” you doughnuts

[true forum]

yooo cs2? nice

[sick cave]

My third leg 🐡

[rich crow]

They nabbed the cs

[tawny hemlock]

wdym ur CRIN

[sick cave]

Nuh uh

[rich crow]

No more reloading after every 5 shots

[true forum]

still nice i guess???

[rich crow]

[tiny ember]

A homo sapiens is born with two leg , an indication of male species might have extra leg "sometimes".

[sick cave]

[rich crow]

Bleh

[true forum]

what

[abstract turtle]

Cursed obsolescence

[tawny hemlock]

how is sometimes even a thing

[rich crow]

Mitochondria

[sick cave]

It do be missing sometimes

[tawny hemlock]

mutation?

[tiny ember]

A male species can opt out to have the third leg or not.

[rich crow]

Opt out

[true forum]

opt out

[rich crow]

I reject the cookies

[sick cave]

Why'd you even opt out? U ran faster with three legs

[abstract turtle]

That is outdated and obsolete

[rich crow]

Fake

[tiny ember]

But a common male species are always guaranteed with third leg. Removing so will cause them to become a special version instead

[tawny hemlock]

ah

[rich crow]

Switching teams bravo

[abstract turtle]

Nerfed version

[rich crow]

A red spy is in the base

[tiny ember]

And there's furry

Obsolescence

[true forum]

fr - france i guess

haha funny joke

[sick cave]

My teammate when I'm about to lose:

[rich crow]

obsolete furry

[tawny hemlock]

wdym “obsolete”

[rich crow]

Mods end him

[north briar]

🐦‍🔥

[tiny ember]

Ironically im always choose ct side cause i had enough seeing t side mate incapable of planting c4 and commit fetch me their soul mode instead

[tawny hemlock]

shii- did i say anything wrong?

[tiny ember]

obsolescence

[rich crow]

Obsolete

[north briar]

They're pulling your leg

[tawny hemlock]

oh noes

[tiny ember]

Remove your 🦵

[sick cave]

I chose ct side when I wanted to get sweaty

[north briar]

They kinda be like that always

[tawny hemlock]

i’m cooked

[abstract turtle]

This is merely a terminology used by a group of people here and that includes me aswell
So indeed obsolete

[rich crow]

I am sweaty

[north briar]

You DO speak english right ?

[tiny ember]

I mean technically ct side is more difficult especially if u got strong t side enemy

[sick cave]

Yeah

[tiny ember]

Also because i hate ak scallywags

[rich crow]

Grrrr

[north briar]

Or if it's the mode where the bombs are alr planted

[sick cave]

Grrrr

[rich crow]

Arms race mogs

[north briar]

Don't suit your pfp

[tawny hemlock]

no i speak Vietnamese

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[tiny ember]

Grrrr reverb+slowed+extended mix

[north briar]

Ah !
A good Viet gentleman !

👋

[tawny hemlock]

u forgot “lofi beats to relax/study to”

[sick cave]

Haven't seen a new viet player in a while

[naive zinc]

Privet

[vale sparrow]

sup goat

[tiny ember]

My clan has em. Except they dead

[sick cave]

Nuh uh

[north briar]

Kak,kto privyet ?

[sick cave]

@vale sparrow how u doing

[rich crow]

still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + anger issues + balkan parents + aztec pushup + english or Spanish + albanian edge walk + german stare + jamaican smile + Balkan rage

[naive zinc]

Bruh i dont speak russian

[tawny hemlock]

I’m vietnamese, hence i have to be a communist right?

[tiny ember]

obsolescence

[vale sparrow]

playing games mid class

like usual

[north briar]

TLDR

[tiny ember]

Then im a communication

[vale sparrow]

and listening to music

[sick cave]

Splendid

[north briar]

Enrique 🫩🥀

[true forum]

yoo privet

[vale sparrow]

how bout you?

[tulip relic]

Hey guys how to get low ping in russia server

[tawny hemlock]

anybody speak Ukrainian here

[north briar]

Of course Komrade

[sick cave]

Nothing much

[naive zinc]

I just know how to say hi or hello in russian

[true forum]

Sorry no

[rich crow]

Purr

[north briar]

Nyet

[tulip relic]

.

[tawny hemlock]

yes Komrado.

[true forum]

Ehh
Sad

[vale sparrow]

im not getting any fish

[tawny hemlock]

Spasiba

[vale sparrow]

:c

[tulip relic]

My ping is always 300+ in russia server

[timid fog]

What everyone get from the patrik thingy

[tiny ember]

Purr (Extended Mix+Reverb+Slowed+Original Mix+Radio Edit+Speed Up+Slowed Down+Nightcore)

[north briar]

That means thanks or welcome, depending on the context

[timid fog]

Huh??

What yall got

[true forum]

?
it only means thanks

[timid fog]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[tawny hemlock]

i actually wanted to learn ruski but i like Anime language and german more lol

[north briar]

Get out (sped up+reverb)

[tiny ember]

Dzien dobry

[north briar]

You sure ?

[rich crow]

who wants to be a cat owner im a good kitty

[north briar]

Oh you're Rooski

Of course you are

[true forum]

I'm not sure, but i never encountered the situation when "thanks" means "welcome"

[tiny ember]

U ain't no good kitty if u owe me 7200 social credit

[tawny hemlock]

no, be a dog and i might

[rich crow]

_<

[tiny ember]

Also we eat cat here

[abstract turtle]

You are a obsolete creature

[tulip relic]

Pls help

[rich crow]

i use vim btw

[tawny hemlock]

fuh, i use neovim

[true forum]

bro we are eating rats, not cats

[rich crow]

We dont help r6m players here

[north briar]

No, don't you use it at the beginning of the sentence sometimes ?
During an introduction ?

[tiny ember]

Aren't we all

[rich crow]

Bleh

[tulip relic]

Ahh come on I'm talking about SO2

[tiny ember]

we don't help Valorant player here

[rich crow]

You sold the only community that loved you

Now u asking us for help

Shame

[tulip relic]

Bro I play both the games

[rich crow]

💔

[north briar]

Where's the defiler !!!

[tiny ember]

AreaF2>R6M period

[tulip relic]

I just downloaded SO2 in Feb 2026

[rich crow]

The disrespect is crazy

[north briar]

That plays Valorant !!!

[true forum]

For introduction we have "Privet"
For the beggining, maybe you mean "Horosho"?

[rich crow]

uwu

[vale sparrow]

unu

[rich crow]

_<

:3

[true forum]

bro this chat is cursed

[north briar]

I've been studying your language for a week now.
It would seem that I'm still making lame mistakes.

Zwehl.

[rich crow]

Obsolete

[north briar]

CHIIIIRRP

[abstract turtle]

Is that a obsolete reference

[tiny ember]

Why don't u just hijack their brain just like ur cousin drones does

[north briar]

🐦‍🔥

[devout bobcat]

Absolute planned obsolescence

🦛

[tiny ember]

curses

[rich crow]

Is that a gd reference

[vale sparrow]

real

[north briar]

Yeah,I could but Sgt. soap advised against it.

[north briar]

We could always hijack him like we did Bell

[true forum]

Its ok, js dont give up and believe progress is impossible without mistakes

[north briar]

I needed that,thanks friend.

[rich crow]

Bloke

[north briar]

Twat

[rich crow]

WOwow mods

[vale sparrow]

wag

[true forum]

and also
why no one uses fabm and ump
they both are pretty good guns(atleast for me)
i usually pick ump over mp7 and can easily kill ak dudes
idk about fabm, never used it on rank games, but in defuse its super op

[vale sparrow]

ump is goated

[rich crow]

Mp7 is for obsolete players

[north briar]

People are pretty hooked to AK headshots.

[rich crow]

Scared from the smallest recoil

[true forum]

bro stop using that word😭

[north briar]

Mods !! Seize him !

[abstract turtle]

It retains its obsolescence

[rich crow]

Scared to handle a real gun like the ump

[north briar]

[rich crow]

I hope they nerf it

[abstract turtle]

Akr12

[north briar]

Pssh

[abstract turtle]

[north briar]

Scoping 🥀

[rich crow]

It has an exception because how great it sounds

[true forum]

i also feel way more comfortable with akr-12 and m16 and i dont even know why

[rich crow]

Mogs all gun sounds

[true forum]

true
but spas sounds is still better

[north briar]

Scope

[rich crow]

Slower fire rate

[north briar]

M1014

[true forum]

????
they have absolutely same firerates as m4a1 and ak

[rich crow]

[north briar]

Let your other personality take over.

You're boring

💔

[true forum]

yeah scope is goated but non-scope spread is horrible

[north briar]

Yup

[rich crow]

It comes after 5pm

[north briar]

5pm GMT ?

[abstract turtle]

5pm GMT +5

[north briar]

Gg

[abstract turtle]

But you could always pay a small fee of 2000 gold to make it happen instantly

[rich crow]

[north briar]

🦵 et

[vale sparrow]

[rich crow]

Im in debt

Please speed

[rich crow]

500?

[rich crow]

7204

[vale sparrow]

😔

[rich crow]

Bro it was 500 yesterday what did u buy

[rich crow]

70 valor cases

[rich crow]

Bruh

What did u get

[vale sparrow]

maybe nothing

[rich crow]

Nothing

[vale sparrow]

like usual

YEAH

[north briar]

Just how many coins did you save up ?

[true forum]

lol

[rich crow]

What

Government took it away because i was in debt

[vale sparrow]

normal

[rich crow]

Bro she said cases, i think she mean the gold one gng

[north briar]

That's a due

dude

[rich crow]

Well idk a human

[vale sparrow]

how dare u assume its a human

[rich crow]

Dayum

[north briar]

Peep at my pronouns for a second

😭 😭

[rich crow]

Obsolete

You assuming my gender

Its in my bio

[vale sparrow]

fr

[north briar]

Yeah,whatevs egirl.

[rich crow]

Mods ban him for doing a war crime

Ur an animal bro u dont deserve pronouns

[abstract turtle]

Obsolete assumption

[rich crow]

Okay dom5c neo

[north briar]

Mods ban him for spamming a particular word

[vast mango]

type shit

[north briar]

💔

[rich crow]

Shit

[vale sparrow]

shit

[vast mango]

type shit

[vale sparrow]

:D

[rich crow]

Actually no way you spent 7000 gold worth of cases for nothing

[rich crow]

Of course i lied

As usual

[vast mango]

not surprising

[rich crow]

Where would i get 7k gold

I have 0.67 g

[vale sparrow]

based

[north briar]

You lied

[rich crow]

U spent all of it

[tawny hemlock]

i have 0.02 gold rn

[rich crow]

Paw paw crates eat all my gold

Well i had 200 gold and now its 4

[rich crow]

Rip bozo

[rich crow]

I bought the gray crates from the event

[tawny hemlock]

i had 104 gold before i bought a bunch of skins

[rich crow]

Enjoy a profit in 10 years

100g profits

[abstract turtle]

Am i the only one having 13050 gold currently in my inventory

🤔

[rich crow]

Nah

[tawny hemlock]

so2 skin = no real profit

[vale sparrow]

nop

[tawny hemlock]

go trade cs2 skins lol

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

[tawny hemlock]

u make actual money

[abstract turtle]

Is this relatable to you?

[vale sparrow]

yeah

[abstract turtle]

Rn?

[vale sparrow]

yeah

[abstract turtle]

Like the exact amount

13050.00

[vale sparrow]

soon will buy 9k more gold

[vale sparrow]

23500

saving :D

[rich crow]

V got mogged

[abstract turtle]

Just 3.5k behind xd

[rich crow]

obsolete

[vale sparrow]

will waste them all soon

so nw

[tawny hemlock]

buy M9 bayonets

[abstract turtle]

In this case a person is using a satirical phrase to express a feeling of mockery towards a person lacking wealth

[vale sparrow]

i have one rn

[rich crow]

To be expected from someone like @rich crow

[rich crow]

Please speed i need this

[rich crow]

I have like 50k lying around

[abstract turtle]

This is true btw

[rich crow]

Gold?

[tawny hemlock]

so far i don’t see any vienamese chatting in here yet

[rich crow]

Yes

[abstract turtle]

Cant buy another one when I already have one lying around

[rich crow]

Bruh

[rich crow]

I aint begging so ur loss

[rich crow]

I like begging

[rich crow]

I like begging as well

[tawny hemlock]

do u have nameless skin?

[rich crow]

yes all of them

[abstract turtle]

I wish i had one

[rich crow]

Best nameless is clearly awm sport

[rich crow]

Big liar

[tawny hemlock]

u be capping 🧢 🧢 🧢

[rich crow]

Yea sorry im missing 2 charms

Not all of them

[midnight heath]

Yo

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[vale sparrow]

hmm

@devout bobcat

hru

[devout bobcat]

hungry as usual

[vale sparrow]

w

im soon leaving uni

tm i aint goin

cuz theres some shi

idc

most teachers wont come

sooo

why would i bother

[tawny hemlock]

chat just died

[vale sparrow]

yeah

[tawny hemlock]

rip

@revivechat

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

Zorm

[rich crow]

I cant live without you

[abstract turtle]

Me resisting the urge to say the word

😭

[rich crow]

You sent me a voice message meowing at 4 am

[abstract turtle]

You are allowed to forward the message

[late gazelle]

[plain dew]

Hello guys i need some friends to play std2 with i am og and nice player also if anyone is interested dm me

[rich crow]

[green girder]

i can but in 3h

dm me

[rich crow]

Son making reservations

[neat mauve]

@rich crow where is losty

[rich crow]

@blissful laurel

[neat mauve]

Tried dming

[tawny hemlock]

u mean “obsolescence”?

[rich crow]

He dont like you anymore

[neat mauve]

Hmm I understand why

[rich crow]

I lied

[tawny hemlock]

friendship takes time, don’t rush it

[neat mauve]

Well yk why to

[plain dew]

Oh sorry i didn't knew it

[rich crow]

Oooooh is that the reason nobody wants to be my friend

[rich crow]

Idk ive been the same but he talks to me

Skill issue

[late gazelle]

[neat mauve]

Dang

[south shore]

im need 10000000$

[tawny hemlock]

yeah… 😒

I can(‘t)

chat died again

anyone who is vietnamese lol

so2 needs more popularity

everyone play League nowadays

[neat mauve]

Hejt need 2000 gold to bring me back

[tiny ember]

@sick cave Mentega 🧈

Unreal Engine 6 (pre-release)

[neat mauve]

#🛡│clans

[tiny ember]

is 100mil download not enough

[tiny ember]

hetjeri

[late gazelle]

[tiny ember]

Nerfed Helpless @devout bobcat

[neat mauve]

Yes just trolling

[rich crow]

Blud

[tiny ember]

hetjerry

[neat mauve]

Lion said

[rich crow]

They are worth 2k gold

4 clans 500g each

[tiny ember]

nabs

[neat mauve]

Dang bros smart

[tiny ember]

not including member capacity limit?

[neat mauve]

I could buy the organization and explode them to thinking it's done for them

[rich crow]

I meeeeaaaaaannnn not all 50 players increase the rank

[tiny ember]

does that mean my dead 9 clans cost 4,500g

[rich crow]

Youre priceless nap nevereave us

[tiny ember]

I'll eave

[neat mauve]

Pretty much

[rich crow]

Neev

[north briar]

250 gold was promised to me 3000 years ago

[rich crow]

Nah

U broke

[crystal charm]

Imi saving my gold for the tessera gloves

[tiny ember]

Funny enough all of those 9 are 50 member capacity

[neat mauve]

Still promised

@north briar you can only buy 1 gold

[rich crow]

Unc stop

[crystal charm]

Whyy

[neat mauve]

Maybe 3

[rich crow]

Tessera gloves bad

[crystal charm]

No

[rich crow]

Who js ayanakoji

[north briar]

👋 😭

[neat mauve]

Comp : gold
Allies : gold
Duel : gold

[crystal charm]

Goes well with my kunai

[tiny ember]

nabs

[abstract turtle]

Yes, don’t remind me of it please

[neat mauve]

A person

[tiny ember]

triple bronze , out of the way

[late gazelle]

nab

[tiny ember]

obsosolencesesusamogus

[late gazelle]

triple unranked

[tiny ember]

nab , role exposed

rookie mistake

[mossy saddle]

lol 999lvl nubs, triple game deleted

[late gazelle]

nab, s9

[tiny ember]

nab , address exposed

rookie mistake

[mossy saddle]

pro mistake

[tiny ember]

[rich crow]

Nabs

[late gazelle]

address exposed😂 ✌️

[rich crow]

Fonted buy me 50k g

[late gazelle]

ayo broski

[rich crow]

Im broke

My mom ledt me

[tiny ember]

63.504895165694° N 125.735160981794° W 😂✌️

[mossy saddle]

scam

there's no 67

[rich crow]

Pull up to china

[tiny ember]

please look under ur hairy balls

[rich crow]

Meow

[neat mauve]

Ur 67

[rich crow]

[late gazelle]

wo ai ni zhongguo

xi jinping my

uhh

[rich crow]

Bing chilling

[mossy saddle]

check it for me

i cant see

[tiny ember]

wazzup beijing

[late gazelle]

my homeboy

[rich crow]

Wassup luzz ( legend huzz)

Nihao

[tiny ember]

sorry i lost all of my limbs (typing with my broken rib)

[mossy saddle]

happens

[late gazelle]

hate it when this happens

[rich crow]

I hate it when fontedletters

[late gazelle]

43.7195772, 105.5683582

pull up guys

[late gazelle]

whattttt

what i dooo

[devout bobcat]

Ball knowledge

[rich crow]

Pull up to Parkway Garden Homes

[late gazelle]

pull up to active garden

[rich crow]

Pull up on green farm 3

[late gazelle]

pull up on unknown

[rich crow]

Zorm: oh ok

I use discord on public ez

Weekly challenge complete

[north briar]

🐦‍🔥

[abstract turtle]

[crystal charm]

Isnt the tessera gloves and prism kunai a good combo?

[abstract turtle]

Viable

[crystal charm]

I think its good for the price

[devout bobcat]

Zhorm when he was orange: can’t aim
Zhorm when he is pink:

[rich crow]

Never forget

[rich crow]

Poor combo

[crystal charm]

But looks good, no?

[north briar]

Zxrm hello

🐦‍🔥

[devout bobcat]

Zhorm knowledge

[north briar]

Sorry mate

You're Zhorm

The Rider

[devout bobcat]

Zharm ball

[north briar]

Enrique 🫩

[cinder latch]

So is this game full of bots or something? I’m level 11 and it feels like I’m playing Pubg Mobile with how bot-like people are, taking half a century to shoot people in front of them and constantly returning to the same spot they were killed in 5 times before

Some are actually pretty damn good and can have me dead before I can get a shot off, but most take so long react and act like literal bots to the point that I’m thinking they ARE bots

[tawny hemlock]

level 11 is like newbie bro

[devout bobcat]

Chat, Fable collection is getting removed

[tawny hemlock]

once u get to 20+ or sum i’d understand

[devout bobcat]

[tawny hemlock]

cap

[opal remnant]

No way

[devout bobcat]

Ball knowledge

[tawny hemlock]

Fable has unbreakable plot armor

[opal remnant]

It's like removing Messi from football

[devout bobcat]

I ate the plot armor

[tough meadow]

[tawny hemlock]

u can’t, it has inedible enchantments

[devout bobcat]

It’s getting removed regardless

[tawny hemlock]

nah, no way

there is still massive demand for butterfly

[cinder latch]

Are they actually bots though? Or just extremely new players?

[devout bobcat]

Expect cases sale later

[tawny hemlock]

very new with unchanged defualt settings

[devout bobcat]

[tawny hemlock]

well some cases they are bots to farm tokens and stiff

like in this update where a lot of bots playing prop hunt it’s not enjoyable

[tough meadow]

• no literal bots in this game
• matchmaking in casual lobbies like tdm and defuse aren't based on levels, it's random matchmaking
• if you want skill based matchmaking, play the ranked modes: competitive, allies, duels

[tawny hemlock]

you just don’t know the dark side of bot accounts lol

[cinder latch]

Yeah I’m not doing ranked, every single game with ranked turns out to be a sweat fest with whoever is sitting in the biggest puddle of sweat being the winner

Never have touched a single ranked mode on pc or mobile and never will

[tawny hemlock]

no comp is actually fun if you can communicate with actual intelligent humans

you can play with me

[tough meadow]

I meant bots like pubg where the bots are officially made by the devs

[tawny hemlock]

im silver so maybe i can play with new players lol

[tawny hemlock]

do you know the bot situation in cs2? absolutely horrendous

[opal remnant]

"intelligent humans" and "comp" in the same sentence in the great 26 is crazy😭

[tawny hemlock]

happened a few months ago

[opal remnant]

Me included bru I don't have the frontal lobe for that

[tawny hemlock]

is @cinder latch still there hello?

[devout bobcat]

My kd went from 2.95 to 2.92 when I was orange, now it’s slowly rising to 2.93

[tawny hemlock]

tuff

[devout bobcat]

Elite ball knowledge

[north briar]

Swap lobbies with me

[tawny hemlock]

Glactic Balls

chat dead again

[north briar]

You sure ?

🐦‍🔥

[tawny hemlock]

no

[analog stone]

any promo codes?

[north briar]

I mean, I'm a birb

So you're kinda right

[north briar]

9

[analog stone]

??

[opal remnant]

Guys can I legally start working at 15 because I kinda feel like a bum when my parents buy stuff for me

[tawny hemlock]

i have a promo:

[opal remnant]

I'm asking because there's a lot of empl*yed people here

[devout bobcat]

Google is free

[north briar]

Bro's a "young man".

[analog stone]

ok give?

[tawny hemlock]

here it is:
{INSERT PROMO CODE}

you’re welcome

[opal remnant]

Google has that bum ahh ai overview which is almost certainly wrong about a fact or two and reddit "people" and their sarcasm

I puke a little in my mouth when I see reddit

[north briar]

Don't blame you

Reddit is like a parallel universe

Where everything that shouldn't have happened,did

🥀

[tawny hemlock]

Quora is the forgotten cousin of Reddit

[opal remnant]

I'm almost certain that the next h_tler is using reddit as we speak

[north briar]

💀

[opal remnant]

And that I will eventually get nuked by them

[devout bobcat]

“Is it legal to work in (insert any country here) at the age of 15”

[cinder latch]

Yeah I’m at work rn mb

[tough meadow]

also ai can easily be bypassed or you can just ignore it

[north briar]

[opal remnant]

Yeah I honestly just wanted to trash on reddit I already searched that

[tawny hemlock]

wow so you’re actually employed

that’s a flex

[abstract turtle]

Buy fable stuff, I guarantee a profit once the removal of fable is announced

[cinder latch]

What is that supposed to mean?

[tawny hemlock]

Chameleon is getting nuked first tbh

[north briar]

It's a compliment

[devout bobcat]

The price gonna skyrocket after the announcement

[opal remnant]

The broke get more broken the rich stay rich

Is standoff a USA simulator?

[cinder latch]

That’s a weird way compliment

[undone holly]

Gng when am I having my gold?

[north briar]

We're on discord.

😭

[opal remnant]

Do a thug shake and I'll lend you a band

[tawny hemlock]

no, im getting rich

[opal remnant]

I swear on everyone's soul

[cinder latch]

True lmao

[undone holly]

Wym thug shake?

[tawny hemlock]

grind harder=free but waste of time
pay=easy gold but waste of money

[tough meadow]

[undone holly]

Nah

Abyss owes me gold

[north briar]

🫩

[devout bobcat]

Time is a weird concept

[tawny hemlock]

i got timed out

[tawny hemlock]

what did i do blud?

[devout bobcat]

One second in space could be 0.9999999998 second on earth

[undone holly]

@abstract turtle Want my gold

[cinder latch]

Time exists? I work overnight so the night flies by and I sleep through the day, I have no perception of time

[devout bobcat]

Nah you’re cooked fam

[north briar]

You sound kinda Eastern

[tawny hemlock]

dis you know every 60 secs in africa passes, a minute passes in Europe?

[devout bobcat]

Gotta dig your own grave for the convenience of others

[tawny hemlock]

did anyone get gold from giveaway

[cinder latch]

Midwest US actually lmao

[tawny hemlock]

the st. peter day thingy

[north briar]

I'd no idea work culture was that bad

[tawny hemlock]

actually i have a question

[cinder latch]

You spend more time working in the US to pay for yourself to live than you do just living lmao

[opal remnant]

What kinda eastern

[cinder latch]

What’s that

[north briar]

Will it be hella racist if I said Japan ?

[opal remnant]

What kinda damn Japanese fella drives an srt 4

[tawny hemlock]

Do you HAVE to tip in the US? Like who do u normally tip to the chef or waitress/waiter? In restaurants for example

[cinder latch]

Tipping is NOT required, some just get extremely sensitive if you don’t, but if you can afford a couple hundred dollar meal than it would be nice to leave SOMETHING, but no it’s not a requirement
The tip goes to the waiter/waitress in some places, and in others it’s split between all the others on that shift, it just depends what the company is

[opal remnant]

Yo uncle Sam are Honda civics everywhere?And why are they always beaten up?

YankeeGPT

[abstract turtle]

For what?

[sick cave]

@abstract turtle they found us bro

[undone holly]

Idk u said u will gimme few

[tawny hemlock]

oh so if im broke and can’t tip then they’re gonna spit in my food/drink then? Is that real or just an exaggeration

[abstract turtle]

Over 1k invested

[sick cave]

Rookie numbers

[undone holly]

@abstract turtle the jadestone one remember

[cinder latch]

No, if they do than they’re a psycho and would be fired immediately because that is a health violation, if it does happen it happens so little that you don’t hear about it

[tawny hemlock]

haha, then it’s just an exaggeration

[cinder latch]

They tend to just throw a fit and make a scene like a 4 year old not getting ice cream lmao

[abstract turtle]

I did NOT say id give you gold if experienced a 2k loss on it

[undone holly]

Bro...

[kind dagger]

Is Fable Box leaving?

[abstract turtle]

😭

[sick cave]

[tawny hemlock]

What’s that AWM in the empire collection called? The uncommon one

[sick cave]

Finally yeah

[undone holly]

Bro didn't u say u will give me

[kind dagger]

i have 9000 silvers free gold

[tawny hemlock]

Is it????

[sick cave]

@tawny hemlock dm

[kind dagger]

really

?

[abstract turtle]

Bro but i said if i don’t experience a loss on it

Which i did end up

With

[sinful saddle]

Does anyone know when is season 11 coming

[undone holly]

😭

[neat mauve]

Sup

Old fellow

[undone holly]

Wsp soloo

[neat mauve]

Whatcha doin

[undone holly]

Nothing

[neat mauve]

Hw rn

[tough meadow]

[tawny hemlock]

check the time

[north briar]

No, people exaggerate these sorta rumours.

Generally,they look at you like you're some kinda bloke.
And if you're Asian, they've got this smug face that says "Ofc he can't afford a tip".

They won't get verbal,nah.

[tawny hemlock]

racist mf

[north briar]

Sadge

[tawny hemlock]

damn so not just blacks but also asians now?

[north briar]

You won't

[tawny hemlock]

oop

[north briar]

Did you delete the message yourself ?

[vapid cedar]

guys look how many kills I can do in tdm best record

[tawny hemlock]

i deleted that myself rofl

[north briar]

Good

Phew

[vapid cedar]

#📸│photos

[tawny hemlock]

I thought of it for a while

[north briar]

White color was an adaptation to the cold.

[tawny hemlock]

I think i might be ever so slightly be racist against Indians

[abstract turtle]

The world record is more then 100 held by Maun

[north briar]

Black,to the torrid sun

[vapid cedar]

I said my best record buddy

[abstract turtle]

Mines 70 so you win by a little

🥀

[vapid cedar]

And it’s not the old tdm it’s 4 minutes not 10

[empty nexus]

Dawg

How can someone go 0 40

[vapid cedar]

Huh?

[empty nexus]

U gotta b killin afk off spawn

[abstract turtle]

Mines also the usual one

[vapid cedar]

how do you know konomata is my friend

[vapid cedar]

Yeah

Basicly that’s the key

Survive in spawn

and try not to do over 10 deaths

[tawny hemlock]

i wish they add public server custom lobbies again

so people could play modded gamemode publicly

[empty nexus]

What

[silk aurora]

I had over 100 kills in tdm

[abstract turtle]

Its because they are working on the placeholder workshop feature

[tawny hemlock]

what’s that?

i don’t read the news

[abstract turtle]

custom maps and stuff

The devs talked about it in a interview

[tawny hemlock]

thx so much my goat

[abstract turtle]

Its said to be released in 2027 or more

[abstract turtle]

Speaking of it, i can send you 50 gold if you like

[tawny hemlock]

[tawny hemlock]

no, minimum is 100

[abstract turtle]

[tawny hemlock]

idk how sending gold works sorry

usually go to so2 store and type in id

[abstract turtle]

You should buy a pattern skin for example g22 flock

And place it for your desired amount

So the buyer can purchase it

[north briar]

Do they haggle a lot ?

[tawny hemlock]

well yes pls

[tawny hemlock]

their culture is kinda wild to me

[north briar]

Why don't you send me some ?

[tawny hemlock]

im not trying to beg but u did say to send me 50 bro

[abstract turtle]

Personal preference

[abstract turtle]

I will

[tawny hemlock]

if u said it the i see it as a promise hehe

[abstract turtle]

Just place your skin

[north briar]

Suppose so

[tawny hemlock]

what if someone else might have the same idea

[silk aurora]

Whats the world record in tdm?

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tawny hemlock]

what if u bought someone elses skin and not mine lol

[abstract turtle]

Im not sure

[north briar]

He's hitting on you teyu

vZ

is hitting on you

[silk aurora]

I might have beaten it if you say its over 100

[north briar]

[tawny hemlock]

is that so?

hey vZ dm

[abstract turtle]

You will surely get it correctly

[abstract turtle]

Your pathetic allegations have no lead towards legitimacy

[devout bobcat]

The chef watching the customer tipping the waiter after he said the food was delicious:

[tawny hemlock]

u like my vibe?

[north briar]

Defensive.

[abstract turtle]

💔 😭

What

[north briar]

Cuckoo

[rich crow]

I like u

[tawny hemlock]

@abstract turtle

[abstract turtle]

Yes

[tawny hemlock]

dm

[devout bobcat]

[tawny hemlock]

not love?

[tough meadow]

hmm

[devout bobcat]

On a scale from 1-10 how many people ate today

[tough meadow]

uwu

[devout bobcat]

[north briar]

⚒️

OUR strength

[devout bobcat]

Ax, send this helpless to the #🛟│faq

[north briar]

Lol

Thought I'd never see the day

[ruby basin]

i got worse at standoff

holy shit

[devout bobcat]

I got better

[ruby basin]

i took a week break

[north briar]

After becoming pink

[ruby basin]

who wanna 1v1 tho

[devout bobcat]

[north briar]

Zxrm

[devout bobcat]

I’m at the mosque rn

[north briar]

He pruh playa now

[slender ferry]

Tell id

[ruby basin]

192735973

[devout bobcat]

Might plant a C4 here, filled with papers

[north briar]

Relax, it's not Defuse mode

💔

[devout bobcat]

Ww3 ambient sound for sleep asmr

[ruby basin]

@slender ferry

[crude rock]

Can someone explain to me that fable boxes are ending in 9 days, so the normal ones I can buy with coins can sell on market place or I have to buy them from an offer to sell?

[north briar]

@abstract turtle help him understand, you're the pro

[devout bobcat]

Chat kinda helpless

This is the work for orange dudes

[north briar]

FR

what're we normies gonna do ?

[devout bobcat]

We’re gonna ignore the questions

[north briar]

TRUE

[crude rock]

😓🙏plz explain

[tawny hemlock]

@rich crow where are u u sent 1 message and disappeared

[devout bobcat]

I ate the person

[north briar]

WE

[devout bobcat]

Tasted like calcium

[north briar]

⚒️

[devout bobcat]

I’m a capitalist

[north briar]

Communism was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[crude rock]

Useless chat 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[devout bobcat]

Helpless chat

[north briar]

chat kinda helpless

[tawny hemlock]

Communist gng where are u

[north briar]

A broken promise Komrade

💔

[tawny hemlock]

only 5 communist countries left

excluding ussr it has fallen komrade

[knotty pivot]

How are you Komrade?

[north briar]

Never been better,wbu ?

[knotty pivot]

No thank you

[knotty pivot]

I'm good

[north briar]

After a glass of hot milk, preferably.
No sugar,nu uh

[knotty pivot]

xD

[north briar]

C A L C I U M

maketh the man

🐦‍🔥

[final citrus]

[remote anchor]

FABLE IS GONE

OMD

FINALLY

[tough meadow]

[remote anchor]

bro we are SOOOO BACK

[sour vault]

hi

[lime jasper]

ARE WE SERIOUS??

[sour vault]

champ in sez 10 is not wow

[lime jasper]

I just hit champion 5V5!

[lime jasper]

just came back to the game

[lime jasper]

WHEN?

[zealous bloom]

Yo where can i get promo codes?

[tough meadow]

How can I get a promo code? https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

[zealous bloom]

Any codes u know?

[fervent plover]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1473230634963959893

[wide jewel]

Helo

[wraith sierra]

There's currently no active promo code that isn't invalid or already expired or used

:p you'll js have to wait

[remote anchor]

TEN DAYS

are we investing in fable chat?

bro that sounds like a joke still

[rich crow]

invest in chameleon right NOW

trust me bro

[zealous bloom]

Btw where is promo code section

[wraith sierra]

It'll usually be in annoucements

They ll announce it whenever a promo code is out

So js wait and look out for one

[zealous bloom]

Damn last time it was in shops it was like 2023 when i left

[wraith sierra]

Damn ic you've been playing for a decent amount of time ig

[spark halo]

rank anyone

[zealous bloom]

Bro i started in 2019

✌️

[wraith sierra]

Ah well that's pretty good

[zealous bloom]

And 0 pinks

Never had any pink

[wraith sierra]

Pinks?

[zealous bloom]

Legendary

[wraith sierra]

You mean purple or red?

XD

There's no pink color

[zealous bloom]

What

[tough meadow]

[rich crow]

How much would be the starting price for box collections the first day that it gets on marketplace

????

[wraith sierra]

Oh you mean purple

Not pink lmfao

[zealous bloom]

Uh

Legendary

[wraith sierra]

It's kind of purplish not pink

[zealous bloom]

Hmm

[spark halo]

why cant i play ranked 6 games stright people leaving

before game start

[zealous bloom]

Whats ur best skin

[wraith sierra]

Butterfly knife ig?

[zealous bloom]

Whaaat

Mine is epic skin

[wraith sierra]

Oh ic

I spend money so yh

[zealous bloom]

Its not too expensive for me to donate too but

I spend all my 60 bucks on roblox

[wraith sierra]

Ah lmao

I spent over 600 dollars on Roblox around 2 yrs ago so yh

[green girder]

i spend like 100on both

[wide jewel]

Lol

[green girder]

Total 200

[zealous bloom]

Whaat

600?

Damn

[wraith sierra]

Yup

[zealous bloom]

Do u play on pc

[spark dust]

I js got notif that fable box is gonna be removed from so2 is that correct

[wide jewel]

Yep

[wraith sierra]

Used too

[remote anchor]

it’s next up to be removed right

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[zealous bloom]

Now?mobile?

[wraith sierra]

Yup

[remote anchor]

I ordered 200 AKR worm

[wraith sierra]

I'm mob rn-

[devout bobcat]

Hell yea

[rich crow]

Yes it's definitely chameleon and not fable

[zealous bloom]

I always use pc lol

[wraith sierra]

Oh ic lol

[remote anchor]

I noticed smth weird with butterflies they look like they’re bout to become cheaper

[wraith sierra]

I broke my 5k pc when I got annoyed in csgo:P

[wraith sierra]

Defo not

[warped plume]

@languid mason ?

[languid mason]

Yeah?

[warped plume]

.

[zealous bloom]

Tf bro

R u that rich

[wraith sierra]

I have a decent amount of money

Mostly my older brother tho :P

[scenic crown]

🐗

[warped plume]

Why you asked on #📸│photos what i did ?

Fable gets removed

[languid mason]

Really ?

[languid mason]

Cuz you buy like 150 boxes bro

[warped plume]

...

Box = removed = market = sell = profit

[languid mason]

Yeah but i didnt know that they are getting removed

[warped plume]

Will be removed on 28 and appears on market on 29

[unreal plinth]

Wait fr?

Boxes getting removed

How much do I buy

[scenic crown]

67 pieces should do

[unreal plinth]

I have 24k g9ld rn

Okay thankd

Do i buy knife cases also or will those remain same

[spark halo]

everyone clicks yes for rank but evergame before it starts they leave in kicks us out 7 times in row happend to me

[warped plume]

I bet i can help u get rid of 500

[unreal plinth]

How

[velvet idol]

Gave him the exact reaction that he wanted 😂

[scenic crown]

If you give us

[warped plume]

I place a pattern g22 at 500 🤣

And then i ll pray for your sanity in life

[wraith sierra]

Not rlly

[unreal plinth]

lol I want to get arcane surge and karambit gold

Before update prices go down dight

[wraith sierra]

Idc what others say or think of me

[spark halo]

..

[velvet idol]

I have an extra arcane surge I'll sell you

[warped plume]

Hella rich people here 😭

[spark halo]

.

[unreal plinth]

How much

??

[zealous bloom]

Yo whats ur job

[languid mason]

Guys why is the gloves snow camo so expensive bro

Like 3000 golds for gloves

[wraith sierra]

Not my money i freeload off from my older brother as i said

[zealous bloom]

Wow whats ur bros job

[velvet idol]

I'm looking to get 400k gold, if I do sell, it would only be to purchase the dia de muertos stat track usps

[rich crow]

Cause ur poor

[languid mason]

Ty bro

[warped plume]

I had the haunt gloves when they were 2300 gold...now they re like 5 to 6k... and i sold them back then with 2600 😭

[rich crow]

Np

[zealous bloom]

Can i get atleast 1k gold plz

[wraith sierra]

Bought Bitcoin back in 2013 when it's price was extremely high and sold it we don't need any money rn so yh

[languid mason]

Yeah ik

[warped plume]

It s ok ,i m poor too

[wraith sierra]

He sold em in 2023

[zealous bloom]

Damn ur bro lucky

[wraith sierra]

Im outside rn

Wait I'll msg later

[wraith sierra]

Yeah defo

[zealous bloom]

K

[gritty flicker]

Hey

Whsup in this game

[languid mason]

Holy unlucky

[zealous bloom]

Can sum1 gime sum gold plz

[warped plume]

While they speak about millions of gold , i try to get 100 or smthing from selling boxes 😭

[final citrus]

[gritty flicker]

I have 1 ton of gold

[zealous bloom]

Bro i dont even have 10 gold

[gritty flicker]

Hhihih

[zealous bloom]

I have 0.98

Help me

[gritty flicker]

Who wants gold

[zealous bloom]

Me

[green girder]

me

[gritty flicker]

Go to the gold store then 😈

[green girder]

lol

[zealous bloom]

😡

[languid mason]

Hahahhaha