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Like cmon
bro talking like I have skins
No I mean these guys saying skins give skill is so cap
Biggest lie
So you genuinely start crying because you have 300+ ping and start getting through walls 🥀
Oh okay i see
son people just trying to enjoy games with skins not everyone try harding
I said it gives confidence
I’d be embarrassed if I have a bayonet but I have negative kd
Idk what confidence u mean
you alone on that one
Cant be me
What’s ur kd
yeah bro -1
1.53 in comp and 1 in allies
I have 3kd I kill 3 guys and leave
😭 😭 😭
I cant play the best there but i only provide support for my teammate to do the carrying
Comp is different, i have a better chance to play better on my own
And not even including the fact my ping is the worst

I usually get below 40 ping
Son 😭
halo?
Hllo
anyone doing comp?
hong kong
Alr
Yo


what if im evil
That won't be a very good record when you reach the pearly gates
they dont want me there
oh
In that case
feel free to do whatever you want
cuz

:3
i wonder
they wonder
Who wanna allies?

So does anybody want to play allies
who wonders
howdy
I want to but idk if we can I'm silver 1
@stuck pine
Ooo what is that pfp?
🤓
I buy acaunt with knife
acaunt
Yes
illegal
noob
there is no difference between buying a knife directly and buying an acc with a knife
cheap
might as well ban anyone who is mongolian
they are cool dont ban
Did anyone have acc for playing i lost my acc with all skins
breaking rules
Any acc i will take...
nuh hh
get a job
Im 15 and i cant work in my country...
so you beg account from others
welkommen back
Nop i didnt beg i just asked
Wsg
"asked" is a fancy way of saying please give me accounts for free
I said of someone have acc that someone dont need
why leave neev server
Yea me too
nice
Duck aint back yet ?
I know a little bit of german
gut
nah
Same here
I'll get my messages deleted
It's been good knowing yall
What's ur name in so2
NGM_RG
Nope no idea
? Why?
Ehh i meant i havent seen uu
chess elo
If you want to see my acc, my id is in my bio
?
1716 (1811 peak) rapid.
You've only seen me here, not in so2 so yeah, makes sense.
i'm a good boy for my parents, a good person, and a good video game player, i don't deserve the hate i'm getting which is not that much
That is so random
im not sure
i'm geeked mb
now
fym not sure
"In the name of Love and Hate" Don Quixote ❤️🩹
I felt like leaving idk

for the boys out there that put women pfp, who do you think you are honestly
son
What's so wrong about it

people be getting offended by everything
no i don't get offended
😭 💔
I'm crine
Like
mods send him to gulag
You see a pic of a random girl licking the tip of a can of monster
r u gonna be attracted?
getting hard by that
hell nah
Nah
that's nothing
i've seen ppl put Nsfw pfps
which is why i didn't play the game much
close your eyes
here are my ranks rn

mi :3
:3
if i had enough time for the game
these will be my bare minimum ranks

school
cuz
man
i feel a huge load of exams coming through
i will be studying my whole time
also u play black ops 1?
very long time ago
I have 270 hours
he just skill issue
while also having 9 hour school days
I have 67 hours and mi legend
I have 6.7 hours on my alt and 
nub
i have 441+
i was playing since season 4
but i wasn't active that much
or my playtime would be at least 800
I have 735 hrs
u put in the hours just to be phoenix
ohh ok
I only played tdm, defuse, arms race etc
same
but i only played rank in szn 4
Oh ok
This russia region is sometimes crazy
Very talented people are there
They can shoot us from their spawn
With a machine gun awm
can we compete for the sexiest, most attractive pfp?
are you sure bro?
fr
Bro are you using gyro scope 😂
Yes
we are not steerung the phone
Gives me stability (kinda)
bro said steering
we are aiming with our thumbs
ikr
like
tilting
when you play these kind of car games
and you tilt right and left
Thats what i mean
rotating
Hi
Men, im used to gyroscope , and it helps me with stable shooting
Whats a good combo for 3k gold?
Men i know it helps with recoil
Sting: Arcane Surge and some pair of gloves
Idk the names, cuz I only use default gloves
Gambling is tempting but I am broke
What glove do you recommend
.
Oh
Idk the names bro, maybe select the gloves that look purple like the sting Arcane Surge
Can I ask why do you only use default gloves?
Alright
Cuz i am broke
I can't buy gloves
Oh ,then you should have went for a cheaper kinfe and could get gloves
Im broke
I don't even have enough gold to buy the cheapest knife
then wash it
Do you not have anyone at your house to tell this to?
Good evening
well, i moved out and im living by myself
need to do everything on my own nowwww

Oh,I thought you had the sting arcane surge
It's a knife I want but I only have 21 gold
I need like 1479 more gold
Then what was the point of saying that you NEEDED to wash your clothes
then don't bruh
Which is why I've hold on to the winter tale gift box
That person wanted to make small talk, nothing else
I agree
big talk
I know, lol. Just tryna keep it going
deep like a metaphor
i dont wanna wash em but i need to
im all alone at home
Well if you don't do what you need to do then it will definitely cause problems
Keep clothes on and hop inside a washing machine, that way you'll wash the clothes which you didn't want to.
great idea
My phone autocorrected hop to hopefully for some reason
cause your hopeful
yes you are
hopeful ful today
and the music yea music
let me wash it away
🎶
my own lyrics
btw
hi 👋
yoo anyone? wanan give me good skins? I am new (its up to u)
if its up to me
If you become pro I’ll give you
then ill consider
yoo
and say no
You don’t need skins if you are new
tell emmmm
Become better first
no delete this
That's not much of a consideration 💔
u aint gotta say this part
Mb gng
??? I joined like 5 days ago
So? Why do you need skins
If you can’t even play
I do...
You really don’t
i do play
why tf do u expect me to join the server then?
What's with the criticism about certain players not deserving skins
Any Player can have skins accounting to how they obtain them because they find them aesthetically pleasing
🤭
I’m saying I will give him skins if he becomes good
Have u even seen my gameplay??
Well but I’m saying I don’t think anyone will give u skins if u recently started playing bruv
What’s ur kd
......
(With the exception of birb)
yea if they can pay for them or somehow obtain them from the battle pass, than sure, but don’t come here begging
Tbh ye
Valid
You absolutely don't need a skin as the main purpose of the game is to compete against others in a shooting battle. At most it's a preference
And asking for skins when u just started playing is crazy imo
i haven’t opened the game in so long
If you need it to play then you'd literally have to be mentally crippled without it
Give 😁
1.33
beg me and i’ll consider
“If I have a bayonet I will seem more pro”
Give me the skin and my heart and soul is yours
If you reach legend in allies and 1.70 kd I’ll give you a bayonet
p l e a s e
Bro I told u I joined 5 days ago gng
Why would I give skins to u if you just joined
Why do you need them 😭😭😭
This dude
I mean...
Reach legend in allies and get a kd over 1.70 and I’ll give u a bayonet
You don't need skins to access the game
ig
😂
And I’ll give u it
after a long consideration and long argumentative talks with my team, i have come up with an answer, that’ll make you tear up from JO-sadness
What's the verdict..
Add me @umbral totem
Or som
@F...
How to get a job 💔
cuz when I reach legend in allies and 1.77 kd, u give me bayet
like me ☺️
Yeah reach it
You acting like you will get it tomorrow lol

Maybe
ill try
Do you even have one yourself
😭
🦛
Paw paw crates
I would suggest them because I spent nearly 6000 on them

Any Good stickers for AK Reina?
How much will it's price go up by in a few months?
estimate
It will definitely go up unless it isnt able to obtained via streams
If that doesn’t happen we can expect a 10-11 gold increase in a month per crate


Hi

- this one
ouhh richii richh
Do we got info on when the update's gonna be
20:30 scrim?
most likely soon
Russia server or hk
hk

Tag?
unknown
?
I don't think there's any
probably either of the boxes though
the good skins from crates have more worth but you definitely aren't getting them realistically
Nab
alr
Idk rn im outside
I have 7 hours playtime, 10 allies matches and ranger rank 1.78 kd 87 winrate and 67 deaths 200 kills
Is it a good rank or bad
67 deaths and 200 kills is over a 2kd
It’s not 1.78
uwu

almost missed the racist name above
woww
Go get your helmet frame
I have to recheck then
yo which is better valor? dynasty? fable? chamemelom
u a baddie i can tell
W frame
none
dawg which is better
stop arguing, not allowed
Nah being let em be
It's funny
insane stuff boys
all that because the other guy called him a "dumboy"
yeah but that other guy started it
i guess this guy named martin wasn’t doing anything wrong
he just kept defending himself
you should’ve muted the other guy the second he called martin a dumboy
I got mute for pinging everyone 😭

you’re so funny
like actually
67
💔
almost died from cringe
SON
it’s because of his fault!!!!
womp womp
feeling kinda dizzy from all that cringe
NOOO NOT AGAINN
someone call the ambulance
i can’t
… i cannot take it anymore
So you find a reason to consider 🥺 ✌️
oh hi

@agile jacinth I hope || you have a good day|| || I want you to treat || yourself now
human virtue
very good
Can I Spec scrim??
||67||
why wouldn’t u wanna play instead
ssshh he trying to give info to enemy
yk I did that once to this day nobody suspected me of giving info

but that trust breaks up when the teammates u helped snitched on u
why would you snitch if you win
and what if they lose
u tried helping
but they still lost
I tell them they threaten me I had to do it
they hack my account and they will sell my items
ur such a good liar
i can never edate you
red flags
imagine if we edate
and than u start cheating
and then u cover it up with ur lies
because ur such a gooood little boy
i mean liar
im sure I've done that couple of times
they all believe me
Edate 😖
see that’s why i wouldn’t wanna edate u
🙄
you can take a risk because I'm not the same to everyone if I like you I might be honest
after i gain ur trust than u start mistreating
exactly
but where's the fun of dating without things like this
if we're gonna be honest and live peacefully
@rich crow you aren’t the only paw paw crate owner
the fun is at midnight when we facetime🤭😉
How much is paw paw cratr
mhmmm I like that
9.50
:/
buy 150 of them
i know u dooo :))
For what does it have cool Skins?
u already started catching feelings about me
yes I unbox mallard nameless
Whatt
This is definitely not obsolete
last time I did one of those I gambled about 100€
It's fun
trust me I did
Any good players for ranked?
Bro it has nameless inside that crate and you told me It's 9.50
wait can i see ur inventory?
I'll tell you instead
If course it is
ouhh richii rich
mantis poison those green n white gloves and bunch of boxes
and 1 ak
He has m9 universe
i like datt
nuh yet
dont nuh yet
if I make good profit in 5 years I will get m9 Universe
Guys i did a combo Knife is Stiletto Viper and gloves re tan hide Cheap and cool looking combo for Cheap price
sell sell sell
Even if im able to buy it, i wont because its mid
Nahhh
M9 is mid
Its not
son you have 1200 worth inv
I dont have money
u don't get to speak about m9
are there girlies here
What color is your m9
or am i the only one
yo curse
yes me
how many% u got in Fingerdash
Wsp
Actuaaclly It's around 1800
100% 3 coins
oh hiiie bestiiee
THIS GUY
nuh uh
I got 92% on phone
Me too
Noice
Wanna play so2
I'm so bored and didn't play in some time
Bro ıf i sell my glove and Knife It's still 1400 with tax
trust me sell all and open cases
:(
Valor especially
Bro
U get m9 poison

.
Bro bro bro trust me I unboxed many arcanes
Hello is stat track genesis AKR value going to go down
Is it even posiblle
Yes
I could buy 100 valor cases, but I know that its not worth it
Gm
I never unboxed an arcane
you need to be gambling my guy
that's how I got rich
Bro you re devil
no no trust me
But you re right
Same but ei got a 10k value in inv
Gm
So yall know values
no
Nuh uh akr Genesis is not going down because the collection is still purchasable
How long will the Standoff2 tournament be?
It feels like i need to trust him
But it’s still obtainable that’s why I’m saying this
it shouldn't go down unless people start unboxing ton of them
14 valor cases
Thanks man
Im trynna get it for 1750
I wish
job jobs
Can I get a job?
Omg
Btw do pattern knives drop or they just get higher
Guys Please me 100 Gold pls im noob no knife no red guns pls 🙏🙏
And I need
It
Can someone give
me too
Check photos
pls guys im new player pls bro's
What photos
They cant stop begging
Bro do you see anime
What do we think about having a lot of knives ?
I can give u 1 gold
I find it wild to just ask in public
Yess
Mwah
How do you Know ur begging
oke bro
Old means value can go up
I know all knifes but I don't have money
Plus its pattern
I just bought genesis stat track akr
Okay
me too
me too gng
Hi guys can someone help me in allies
Yes
Mmr?
1814
Will take around 20+ wins to get legend
pls guys give me 30-100 gold pls
I wanted to do legend but i lost bcs of randoms😭
Dont gamble
pls guys give me 30-100 gold pls
How u guys have ur rank on ur names
If u want it i dont recommend playing with people that doesnt have the experience
Ty
My rivals are legend or elite but my teammate is gold 4😭☠️

Well your the one choosing to play this way
If ur really serious find someone or pay him to get the legend
I told the teammate about 1 kill he said u are noob
I have 13 kills and i lost the game 8 1
gawd dang
@rich crow look here
😭
Bro

Everyone wants gold for doing legend
And i cant trust them who wants gold
What is c1
Me
Why can't I change my avatar in the game 💔
It says that i keep changing it too quickly
but it's been three whole hours
I can't 😭
My pfp is not aligned to the center by a few pixels
It hurts to watch
😭
Man just crop in gallery
I know
I already did that
BUT
I can't use it
cuz the game won't let me change
Ask please standoff 2
since 3 hours ago
What does it say ?
Respect goes a long way
That's new
It's pretty old
Never got this myself eventho i change pfp every day
@tepid flame Hi
I change pfp like 8 times in a minute when I find a new image to use
but 3 whole hours of restriction is so unfair
Don't worry they goona add in game purchase for this

But I'm broke 😭
@tepid flame no
Well
Tried to clear app date and cache
you iD@tepid flame
hope I can change my pfp 15 times per half a minute now
I don't really play the game man . Maybe after new update i think new update coming
Remastered or SMTH let's see
capitalizing SMTH like it's an abbreviation or smth
@tepid flame ok you have twich
Nah
You're welcome
Is the yokai mantis good or is it overrated
Not capitalising smth when saying capitalising SMTH like its not abbreviation or sMth
b i r b
I think I'll do just that
@keen schooner i do not have a video for him hacking
I'm saving cuz the prospect of losing that much gold is maddening

Hey,maybe you have a good idea Everest
Is the stats and his stats enough to prove he's hacking
No
I mean 37 hours on the game and master on competitive already 😔
Okay.
In game stats he had no deaths
I'm not even a pro and I know that's a cheater
That's suspicious ah
Yeah dawg
definitely an alt
But its not possible in just 37 hours to already have master
It is but u need that rng luck to get trash Players
I got phoenix in my alt acc in less than 5 hours of gameplay
U should have done that first tbh
I have so much time to get it to master
Unemployed be like:
I saw some dude playing standoff 2 pc and says this an easy game
I hate that.
I'm legally unable to get a job
Oh a minor.
❤️🩹
Mb twin
yes
So that won't work on me buddy
Standoff 2 aint gona fix the pc players stuff and all
Nah i was a minor and still worked aint no excuse
Ok
Seriously tho, like cs2 already exist and much more fun. I dont think i would fumble that.
Some people says Thier pc cant handle cs2
U just said u have enough time to do master on ur alt lol
Brooo then if u own a pc buy a mobile and play standoff 2 there 😭
Im used to get cooked by ipad players anyways
Getting to master takes less than 4 hours gng
Why terrorizing us with 144 higer fps and saying this an easy game
Really unemployed

No it doesn't unless U never touch a green stuff
Outside the house
Whats funny is when ik that the guy is playing pc i ask them and they dont like to respond
Ok
U has good luck then for getting master on 4 hours
I get 💩 teamates
Trash bins are green too. U might just toss garbage then come back home
No iq
That aint touching grass gng
Worse then bots
ok garmin
Be hew
Jew
Use the market, either market or buy with cash
Orrrr
U can join faceit server and try to win matches against elite players and get demolished
?
Nah im noob
Ye so am i
I aint gonna play faceit till next year
I might be good until then
The question was how to earn gold
🦛
no way you actually did it 😭 😭
mrowow :3
@dense thistle
I did it and i deleted the game
rip
🫵

we all love to see 60 hour legend player
somehow we never got them on our team
😜 😜 😝
Nab
gg jus hit elite
1s
Hi i'm new so is any trade posible? In game
end of 2026 maybe
lol
or in 8 years
@rich crow I think we maybe cooked
nooooooo
There is an option that doesn’t change my server?
what's happening
I think there is a stream going on
If thats the case, prepare to wait atleast for 3 months or so
Only skin to gold exchange
Wdym by that?
okay it's not that bad
Um
Who wanna do allies
Me
97860338 id
I just doesn’t play the game lost so I just joined like three days ago for push the rank gold in comp and dual 4 silver in allise
I lost elite rank and went straight to ranger today
Life, every person come you know they throw like two teammates here and one boat so I can’t even play that’s why
🦛
Go check profiles 97860338
You can apparently get paw paw crates from streams on twitch
Ale
Is there a stream rn?
Let me see
Like other things they do like watch so2 videp for case
There is one outgoing but there are no drops at the moment
Me
Yes
They drop promocodes or?
iamgine
You get the specific items by linking your standoff 2 account with twitch
M
So, can i just link my acc with twitch, and dont have to watch the stream lol?
You have to watch it for 1 hour to get a crate
But there are no drops rn like i said
Yeah no i aint doing that ill just buy them from marketplace.
They went down no?
Nah
Not really
Cuz they didn’t drop
I thought they were gonna
Lf: allies good ppl i am on 4 silver but I am good but but people using a glitch and they do add a boat into My place so that’s why I’m using my MMR any teammate will be helpful for 1-3 games id 97860338-101level
Well lets just hope they do drop, i can buy 20 if it does drop to 4 gold
I don’t think it will unless the streams make the crates obtainable
@still minnow @still minnow @still minnow
Ye i think so too
Wanna play aliies
get a job
Im out rn sorry gng
i do
Yes
No man
my job is to invest in paw paw crate
Wanna play allies with me
Just realized my name was spelt wrong
what the hell is that
no
no you
amateur
mi
