#💬│english-chat
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yes after ur shift
guys is this server for playing so
Good
Paw paw crate
Ive heard of that, why tho?
someone play with me
Its cheap cuz there were some streams where you could obtain it
Now the streams are over
So it has a pretty good chance to increase alot in the near future
1 match and I receive the gold sticker from the event
Imma go cook everyone now
Oh i see, well i had another crate in mind but ill check that out
ty
Its 9 gold rn
There isnt any promocodes rn
dude shut up
We can play
you wanna play
@regal agate bto

K
Tbh let's just say this is a completely different character cuz I can't explain anything
I mean this, can't explain it

Wassup
fr
yoohoo
Hello
wazzup
W plan
great,wbu ?
living living

She was a girl
Yea she transitioned into a man by magic and regrets it
(btw by magic and magic only not by choice)
I'm not even kidding
If I wanted a masculine name I'd go like "DimitriTheAvenger" or JackSonRed or some shit
Guys do you ever have a good streak of rounds and put down the game for 5 minutes and now you're playing like a gerbil with mental disabilities
@north briar Hello 
Hello

Today
I'm washed regardless but I can't decide how much of a bum i am
I take the cake on being the loser
Or spoopy eyebrow
🤨
If ur good, ur good. If ur not - well, ur not

(Speaking from my experience ofc)
I presume he hacked after
No, everyone is good if you try hard enough 
Now what are your reasons for not going back to original zxrhm?
What about James Kidd ?
You mean Vengeful Panther
skills arent always enough. Ping is a big factor, as well as the device you are playing on (60fps aint much nowadays, most pros are on ATLEAST 90, but majority: 120+)
Or Scowling Chartreux


James sounds a bit like a bit of a very skinny guy type name, like the one from Johnny Test
Let me cope bro
Surfer guy, blonde, tall, skinny muscular and maybe interested in the same gender as well
i didnt mean no insult or stuff, that was just me speaking from my own experience
As he himself

I just got +38 mmr on my main account from a game being cancelled
I have 120 and it may drop to 90 or 60 but my ping is usually 60 and jumps sometimes
My wifi is trash
probably
Nah don't stress it
Ik
my fps is unstable (70-110 hopping around A LOT) and as for ping... NEVER BELOW 120
I went from master to elite on that account just from matches getting cancelled
My condolences bro
💀💀

guys
but I got used to it now, in fact I might need to change my router (it's been well over 3 years now)
best crosshair?
yo
i use a big dot, no lines
Dot or small static cross
I switch it around when I'm bored
Why'd my message get deleted ?
send pic pls
I also played against this kid that called me bad and told me skill issue even though he played with a cheater. When the cheater got banned he dropped from master to gold 2💀
I didn't cuss
Ain’t no way you call me bad but you need a cheater to get out of gold
What was it


I always make sure to copy everything I write from a big paragraph, in a server like this
James kid was actually a female privateer under Calcio Jack Rackham
🐡
I mean

Katze !!! Hallo !!!
Like I know how according to the "standards" at least
Hi

I'd be going off the top end standard
I’m so sad I missed legend in s1 and s2 because of cheaters

Like Tough Rick
S1 and s2 legend charms are way better than the later seasons
BoxDogWater900

@north briar how are u?
Good.
Doctor
Nice 
then i lost 2 in a row
You ?

I'm good
best knife m9?
u tryna be expensive or smth?
Had shine effects, the s2 platinum one is my favourite
🍿 
mm i have digital burst

🦛
🍿 
😱

🧈 🍳 🥪
I have s1 and s2 platinum
yo zh, can you pls tell the standoff dev team to make an old version of standoff where i can play older seasons and updates, like season 1



Wish I could get them smh
All you would have is different maps but no one to play with

I was so close to having s1 and s2 brilliant charms
I
don't
care
You can share your ideas or leave suggestions by sending a message to the messenger at the bottom right corner
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback
I WANT to see zone 5 again
im so bored
The rainbow colour scheme looks sick on those
old rust was my love

You know whats the best thing ever?
OLD OST
back then
Wdym
💔
zone 7 is the defuse one
I was 1 mmr from legend in s1 and 68 away from legend in s2 before it got ruined by cheaters
👋 
old province was tuff with bull in the middle
That’s so unfortunate
and the truck at A site
next to defuse
bro internets a thing btw u can search it up
before season 5
when you were playing season 2/3/4
you load and play standoff, and you hear the old ost at the loading screen
idk what does ost mean
🦛
Official Sound Track
which is basucally
the music you hear in the game
Someone made a full playlist of the entire soundtracks from the game
Rn I have equipped all my bronze and worst medals, but one of them is kinda rare nowadays
season 4 is the best one
🔪 🍖 🥩 🍲
i wish i was good in so2 im washed up
i forgot how to play as hell
i forgot how to one tap
Hi guys i m new in so2 i want to know is there anything where i can check every marketplace Item with it's time vs price graph
A thing where is can check what was the price of a skin at any time(past)
u cant
He finna "revolutionise" so2 trade.
No
But I can tell you for a few things from experience
Also why put that much work into so2 trading
guys one more game im next rank in comp somebody wanna help?
Sure plz
i been playing for 8 years and idk how to explain tips and stuff
You what ?
The original collections have only gone up in price and won’t drop drastically, other things usually hover around a price
8 years !!?

I am just addicted to trading in so2 it's soon goos
Good*
but i had lot off breaks
I feel the same
like for 1-3 years
oh
so like its like 5-7 years ig
that makes a whole lotta sense
i played the alpha with my samsung S5 tho
Brooo u all are soo old players
@devout bobcat it keeps disconnecting me from the game every other round despite low ping. Its not my internet and i'm on an ipad pro. Do you have any idea why?

i have 35 fps
😂
rn

If u have 35 fps then how are u soo good
dudes somebody wanna help me in comp? I'm phoenix i need one more game
I get 4-5 kills on average
@vast solstice I have that m16 hahaha
U get used to it
💔
lmaooo
Hahaha
😭
Yall got so good skins Lol
I bought it for around 300 back when it just dropped on the marketplace
i been playing for years and only got a knife
Even the older ones in bronze are quite rare
I exist
WE*
They got quite expensive 
but i never payed with real money
I have bronze 2023-2026 veteran on my profile and then a bronze project z9 medal (which was the season 1 battlepass)
OUR F2P
im f2p too and i got a knife
I am also f2p
Hi can you help me

Butterfly ?
no
😭
kukri
me and my ak against the world
Good,looks menacing

i need a good teamate tho im Master in Allies and Gold 4 in comp
Is there any one who ever got nameless Fragment even once?
i never Ever unboxed a red or a Nameless
🥲🥲
in 6 years btw
I’m elite in both in my main, have elite in comp and master in allies on my first alt, have elite in comp on my other 2 alts and master in comp on my final alt
Holy !
I have gotten a arcane Fragment 2 months ago
😭
Damn U are crazy
crazy good
i barely got master with luck
😭

Hehehe
Congrats
I don’t call them Smurfs because they’re all the same rank as my main

hi guys
Hey
👋
why do i feel like yall are yt-bers
not me
are u lilith so2 by any chance

Yep
I make tiktoks


My bad
I MAKE mistakes.
Tik tok in big 2026
🗿

90% off world polpulation has tiktok
Wft you
yeah can't be the one doomscrolling ig reels
Might take a break from riding @tiny ember 
Just use Instagram
I don’t because I use reels
You called it, guy's hooked to Instagram
TopG in ur name in the big 26 is sad
I just use TikTok for my videos, I use fb reels

Lol
Anime pfo in 2026
Yes, and?
Almost everyone has anime pfp
Miku is popular and anime is growing too
Arguing online in 2026 
I never watched that shit and never will
talking in 2026
Ok good for u ig
I've been suffering for having no internet over 3 days 
I mainly read manga nowadays
breathing in 2026
Plushies
.
is anyone here In love with resident evil games?

Pronouns in big 2026
I can excuse racism,misandry and doxxing, Andrew Tate's where I draw the line
And?
💔
🥀
Bro are u under a rock
what’s going on yo?
Cause pronounce are used in goverment too 😭

Some guy's a simp for Andrew Tate
Talk about someone without using pronouns big man
At least our fuel is still cheap
I identify as attack helicopter
I dare you
Probably for only a month
Ok u can
out of ALL people 🥀
who tells u cant bro
2*
This joke was funny 15 years ago

Andrew tate was 9bilion goons ago

I'm sorry to hear that my farting friend.

He wasn’t popular yesterday 
Imagine thinking ur a cat girl what does that even mean 😂
that was not 1 seconds ago lil brodolinginggong 
true
fax
Is bro allergic to fun?
Fr

Like bro has ultimate high cortisol i swear
No iim allergic to mental illnes
Guess ?
I saw you in my match today.
Andrew Tate was popular 4 showers ago
son ts is Not tuff 😭🔥
I would like to purchase 5
please.


5 buckaroos
Dude has no fun and whimsy in his life
I didnt play today i did Yesterday
who can send me some so2 server come dm
Thankings,I buy 5 too !!

Time to buy electric Kawasaki bike
come dm
Do you accept penguin charms as payment

leave him i swear hes a High ego 12 year old kid
bro you typed it wrong
I’m bored in a lecture
Probably timezone, you had Patrick Bateman pfp.
yes

I got 2 reforged boxes for 0.03 (each worth 56)
Is fun to you being cat girl on discord
ragebaiting is fun tho
Yes
Yes
@frail vine was it ranked
Nab , just buy Vario 125 
hes so smart
I don't remember, I downloaded the game yesterday.
He's the typa guy who'd get rejected for acting creepy and then call it toxic femininity with a straight face.
I think I sent a request too.
🥀
obsolescence
She is not going to let u hit bro stop defending

Son i have a gf
He probably has meta glasses
I need to upgrade to a v8 engine pretty soon
New lobby on pubg and new lobby on standoff too??😭😭
What in the goofy ahh conversation is this.
shut up
new pubg lobby?
idk
You could say its obsolete in a way
Big dawg you know people can be kind to women without expecting them to be their gf
Nap,are you mad at me ?
Nuke this chat @devout bobcat 
Yeah they changed all buttons,profile,inventory and stuff
we ragebaiting a Andrew tate fan that is homophobic and Furry hater and stuff
?purge all
Hi
wow
Sorry wrong copy paste


It looks more modern
Transparent white

/summon adren
I hate when this happens
(It never does)
But that guy @glacial cedar just wana hit
Talk to me napp
fah naw
💔
mrbeast in PUBG🥀
i have a Gf son 😭
She’s retired
A drone is not supposed to be talk able

/summon ax
Adren?
💔
Discord kitten
Who even plays it in 2026.

Jjk is back tho 🔥🔥

ayyy
wjatever u say buddy i know ur a 2011
people
Furnace, open
👋 👋
i play Dying light in 2026 🔥🔥🔥
2012 lil bro
😭😭😭😭😭

BAHAHAHA
IM DYING
People who enjoy it and people who spent way too much money on it

No way he was born yesterday calling people lil bro💔💀
I quit when they started using ai bots in the game, I remember getting bot lobbies on Ace Dominator 15 stars.
Hes 13 😭
Imagine having generic name
If that is a jjk reference i don t get it
Im not a fan😭
Wasn't 2012 9 years ago 
Yes it’s the strongest ability
🚀🚀🚀
Dude its 2026 not 2018
Sukuna’s furnace
Yeah , imagine.
Helpless @devout bobcat is definitely not one of em
The arrow?
My guy grow up first before forming political opinions
Yes
Ohh yeah
Isn t domain better tho?
Mhm. so hes also a
How old are u
Original message was deleted
How bro felt while writing that 🐺
19
Sigma sigma boy
Furnace is the ultimate move inside malevolent shrine
I’m gonna run over your Vario 

B2 = Bird 2 
U cant run over since its on shipping 
U one of those new gens who only enjoy new releases or just fw the show?
Obsolescence... old friend
at 2012 i was playing with my Ps3

I hate it now, it’s outdated
Guys any single player story game suggestions
Yup,time to pick sth more"2026"
Well yeah I’m new gen but I do read and watch shows I like
Resident evil
I’ve read jjk
Dark Souls 2 , it's a romantic game.
With little bit of action
dont bro thats rager

Geometry dash got story if you play online lvls
JoJo Kaisen
Try to read berserk
resident evil,last of us,dying light
how can i apply for skin creation
Dermatology
Im not gonna read an epilepsy story 
as in gun skins for the game

resident 
,last of
,dying
.
me new
Bold of you to assume that every 1/2 lvls is made with high effort flashing lights

suddenly spins at the floor
I’m good for dark shows for a bit, I’ve recently watched takopis original sin and read goodnight punpun
I can guess that we maybe acting a bit obsolete
@rotund osprey how can i apply for skin creation
Mm 2100 only pro

🦕
🚀🚀🚀
Punpun is just sad
Berserk has grape,gore & many more 😄
I don’t like gore
You cant apply for creating skins directly for the game
y not
i can use adobe substance painter
and got a few cool creations
would like to try out with ur models and work something out possibly
U gotta enroll to their team lmao 
Imma send the mahoraga drawing in 2 minutes
Photos cooldown
It's just animated pixels, it ain't that serious.
which is what im tryna do
You have to apply to join their department first
It has a great story tho
im not tryna do sum stupid discord modding or none of that bro

To an immersive reader? yes it IS a lot
Its better to contact from their official website
Check out the so2 vacancies website
ye ill make my portofolio better with sum more work before i apply there i guess
And book the ticket to dubai
what
since their hq is there


Cyprus

party poper
Aiko is the victim in punpun, I hate punpun onodera
Yo if u down we can combine our skills
Even tho i only draw on paper maybe u can do it digitally


So outdated

Check photos
Something has happened

Bravo this is Alpha 3,engage target,i repeat engage at co-ordinates
🚀
💥

@silk moth

Who’s funding this multimillion dollar project to operate the b2

🤫
You know them
they run the whole game from the shadows
families
from different nations
My special plushie army

decide the fate of the world
@gilded wing a good manga for you might be “the hero who seeks revenge shall exterminate with darkness”, it’s a revenge manga where it’s not like redo of healer, the revenge is actually brutal
How do the plushies have billions
Stolen nuclear materials from zone 7 and zone 9

Redo of Healer was...how do I put it..
I’ve not seen it because I’ve heard about it and it sounds awful
Save your eyes gng.
Don't watch it
We need to call the mc of hero who seeks revenge and show him the E files
He would sort it out instantly
They got blown up, as the terrorists planted and detonated the c4 there (canon lore)
V4,you know too much
Newman,this is White guy 13.
Engage
Hostiles
🚀🚀
🚀🚀
Some greedy plushies secretly took few bits of them without the knowledge of their members

This is not cannon because nobody knew it happened 
@north briar the mc in hero who seeks revenge caught someone who led people to off themselves so he burnt her at a stake and then dragged her soul down to hell
Where to invest gold
Woah,Karmic justice.
Job
had one bro

Esports stickers and extremely scarce skins
Hru?
I only have 97G right now
I invested 800G on winter scale
Then the god of hell didn’t want to let him out as he saw that as a sin so the mc forced him to give his dominion over hell and then killed the god
🔥
I will deploy a Active Electronically Scanned Array (AESA) technology based radar system, and arm a defence system with Trident II D5 missiles to completely obliterate your b2

In your dreams rebel !
Very
. Hope you're having a very
day too!!
What??????
I have never heard these words before
Thats so obsolete
Then the princess that betrayed him, he cursed her to never die and then spawned a bunch of bugs inside her organs to eat their way out
These are just some examples of the modern military technology in use in the world
Nice That you're feeling
but what about your rank, is it's feeling like
or?
I don t like any if that reincarnation shi in another world
And he also crucified her
Damn
BTW who is eligible for the beta
holy schmoly
Prac game breeze
How is it
Yes. I won 2 games today

It’s not reincarnation, the hero who killed the demon king got betrayed and found out that the nobles and everyone is extremely evil so he forces the goddess to revive him so he can take revenge on them
Very nice 
Wish you a
rest of your day 
!!
That seems to be fun i guess






Like this is actually revenge and no nonsense like harem



Harem is misogynistic
6️⃣ 7️⃣










I do not like harem at all
My allies teammate was very
pressured by the fact that the opponents had much higher rank points.
but we
them anyway.
What does
mean
Anyone who sees women as their equal doesn't.
Anything

You have to 
Ok

67
was promised to me 3000 years ago
6️⃣ 7️⃣
41
Ah yes very 
That’s why I like isekai like “rising of the shield hero”
, i want this
Wholesome ah

Pay many
or go back in time when they were cheap
Naofumi was basically the server dad
Frrr
Or
for 
Nah i only want a knife , i am working on it

no pressure
I love how the relationship between him and raphtalia/filo is father and daughter
Noo
So much pressure I'll blow up 
What's everyones favourite knife
Yeah, though Raphtalia has plans of her own
I like 
Smas
@north briar have you seen a wild last boss appeared?
Mine is
- Butterfly
- Mantis
- Fang
🦛
1.
2.
3.
Season 4,I saw up to Season 4
Nooo this has one season
Perfect choice I think the same my
friend
🔪 🍖 🥩🍲
Nah this better
1.
2.
3.

Rise of the Shield hero ? No.
It has four seasons.
No I’m talking about a wild last boss appeared. Basically the mc reincarnated as a woman and is really strong. But there is a twist later on
I’ve see all 4 and s5 has been announced
- Devtrixx9
- Devtrixx9
- Devtrixx9
Anyways 
i love this plushie


what
I love
too
Meow
I know someone here is a catgirl
we love 
Meow:3


Check for vacancies here, though I don’t think they’re looking for skin artist currently: https://axlebolt.com/en/vacancies
We must warship 

Here is someone who has nothing to be described

should be
for sale
is worthless.
i want that plushie for me 
So
is a bomb

I identify myself as a Walmart bag
Here

💥

Stop violence against 
We only want
not bikers

Weakest Chinese player: #📸│photos message
Im not watching allat (buffering)
Weakest
fan.
Im in a industrial oil town village 
how to break a screen (video tutorial)


Redditor typing a whole paragraph after being criticized
A


≈
🇭 🇪 🇱 🇵 🇲 🇪

Guys wanna know a fun fact?
🇫 🇺 🇳
yooo broooo
i glitched dc

i had to restart my phone lol

It's a sign
✋✊✋

laughed so hard I got muted
Farted*

let that zimmer
Hello
yoohoo
How are you
I m sad actually
nab
Is there any update for so2
🦛
max said never to invest and buy more then 200 to 300 of a item so am not gonna buy anymore
Lovely
yo hru
I'm good. How are you doing Alex?
good too
why does standoff get the refunds wrong bro
every match that goes well is getting refunded to the enemy
for what
im not even cheating
im down to champ now
Is there any way to sell items in bulk!
anyone down to play rank or allies
Cheats
Season 11 when
See #📸│photos
Hi guys
Sup
Hello
I got no - from 7 cancelled matches which I won😼 💎
but got 100 mmr for cancelled loses
💎 🚨
yo can someone help me idk if i want to sell awp jade right now or wait till event ends?
always wait
you'll thank me later
i know people who sold m9 early then wanted m9 half a decade later
ig ill wait till event ends so it can sell higher
@crystal mango As long as it takes. Do you care a lot?
Bro, it's price has come down to 88, keep it with you

may be higher after event ends
Not gonna exceed 150 for a long time I'll tell you that.
Use it till then, it's beautiful anyways
prob when event ends is gona spike up puls i got 3 stickers so like 170 best i think
About what
Ur flexing 30€ inventory lol
@crystal mango you need to have legend

I have that charm on almost all of my weapons very cool

Especially on akr necromancer
It used to be just 1 gold, thats why i have alot of them
I bought them when they first came out

🫧 🐡
fih
Not so obsolete blowfish be like
Oui

🫧 🐡
Non


Some dude in deathmatch talm about who destroyed his samosas 🥀
alr
samosa
@abstract finch did you like my new style
he was spamming angry emojis

Guys why when u defuse do u hear the player pressing buttons when they really are cutting cables
Charhing rn its 20
Shouldn’t they change the sound
Thank you

Absolutely goated
🫴 🐟
Just played almost 2 hours of table tennis
just played 2 hours of losing
Nice

276084125 this is my id if someone wanna play
nice
That is not an answer

nice

They do involve the process of being obsolete in a specific manner
I can't understand your fancy words
, but thank you.
Tyyy
only if u play scrims
clan battle aint worth it

Im basically speaking nonsense
Its not even something that makes sense
I joined one few days ago I was kicked from it randomly 
I've trouble with my joystick size what's the ideal size people uses
I hate hackers so much... 2 ranks in duel are gone
You're welcome
hi guys
u wanna play with me??
Which mode you want to play? 
rank or smth else, cuz i dont got any of my frnds playing so2
🥀 🥀
We probably can't play rank because of the difference but we can go defuse if you want. 
Smb have a knife code?
ok
i have tried almost everything but evrythimg is fake
Oh okay
Send me your ID I'll add you
273080606

How do I contact support
@silk moth
My issue is, in 2018 i created my acc as guest, then i linked it to a email but i lost the old device and the email is deleted
And I had brilliance medal
Pmo
Do I contact the officer
Alr alr
make and mir a knife + gloves combo up to 1200g
I’m lowkey so depressed if I can’t get it back
I lost it like 4 years ago but now I want it back
@rotund osprey can u help me
The website doesn’t specify if I lost an acc
Only if it got blocked
Its over unfortunately
One of my friends had a acc with a gift box
And this is what happened
If you ain't got no login then nothing can get it back







