💬│english-chat

[velvet drift]

Calibration

Lmao

[undone holly]

Js tell me urs

[velvet drift]

9 games left

I already did

[undone holly]

Oh shi

I'm g3 lol

[velvet drift]

My prev rank was champion tho

[undone holly]

Oh

[edgy ibex]

[north briar]

[north briar]

Server's kinda dry innit ?

[plucky raft]

Who wanna play allies

im gold 3

[north briar]

I'm Lv 5

[rich crow]

Aren't you level 5 for like a few days now

[north briar]

Hey Everest

I bought the Valor crate

[rich crow]

it takes less than one hour to cross level 10 ❤️‍🩹

[rich crow]

What did ya get?

[north briar]

Temp skin

🥀

[rich crow]

oh.

well

uhm

your fault for listening

[north briar]

Don't blame ya

[rich crow]

❤️‍🩹

[north briar]

I wanted to show that I trust you

[plucky raft]

Who wanna play alkies

[north briar]

[plucky raft]

wjo wanna play allies im gold 3

pls

carry me

[rich crow]

trust fall

[north briar]

No Cigar

I'll get it next time

[plucky raft]

guys i got dragon glass btf who got legacy?

[north briar]

Touch grass

💔

[rich crow]

nuh uh

I meant for a beginner

it takes less than one hour to do it

[plucky raft]

i got necromancer with 850 gold sticker and 3 100 gold sticker who wanna buy it for 500 gold

[rich crow]

❤️‍🩹

[plucky raft]

can u buy

?

[north briar]

Istg, that's what every Asian dad says before an exam.

🥀

[plucky raft]

ye

[rich crow]

I only got 100

[plucky raft]

😭 👍

[north briar]

Like it's that easy

[plucky raft]

gimme that fir free😭

pls

[north briar]

[rich crow]

You're richer than I am gng

[north briar]

[plucky raft]

❌

[red trellis]

guys i just got 6k gold i dont have anything on inventory should i buy gloves + karambit combo or should i get an m9 without gloves

[plucky raft]

M9 pixel storm

[plucky raft]

cam h buy i got necromancer with 850 gold sticker and 3 100 gold sticker who wanna buy it for 500 gold

[rich crow]

That skin that you mentioned is worth twice as much as my entire inventory

[plucky raft]

karambjr trash

[plucky raft]

😭

[north briar]

I got like 1 permanent skin

💔

[rich crow]

pro

hmmm

[north briar]

Satire eh

[rich crow]

What if

[sullen topaz]

pmo

[plucky raft]

buy m9 baynot

[red trellis]

wym

[plucky raft]

Kmbo

[plucky raft]

buy baynot

[sullen topaz]

gloves and karambit with mantis

[red trellis]

aight aight

[rich crow]

I'd be willing to give you a bit of gold to buy somethings

[plucky raft]

can u buy my akr necromancer with 850 gold sticker and 3 100 gold stciker for 500 gold?

[north briar]

Sth smells fishy

[plucky raft]

rich mf

[rich crow]

no scam

[red trellis]

bro
its only like 60€

[rich crow]

trust the process

[plucky raft]

60EUROS IS CRAZY

[plucky raft]

300k converted to my currency 300k more than nt bank accohnt

Then can u buy my akr necromancer for 500 gold ?

[red trellis]

not rly i’ve spend more money on cs2

[plucky raft]

it has cool stickers

[north briar]

What's the catch ?

[halcyon spoke]

300k gold?

[red trellis]

im tryna get a good knife bruv

[rich crow]

absolutely nothing

[plucky raft]

no tukricks

[rich crow]

js put a skin in the marketplace

sell it for a higher price

[plucky raft]

necromancer is good skin

[sullen topaz]

my boy is mongolian

[rich crow]

and I'll buy yours

[halcyon spoke]

An mongol mungu uu

[plucky raft]

Mhm

[halcyon spoke]

Yeah one of the best for the all

Ak

[sullen topaz]

carbon better

[plucky raft]

cheap

[sullen topaz]

cheap and clean

[plucky raft]

Only black?

Ik ur not racist

[sullen topaz]

I love em black

[red trellis]

i can get ncr with good stickers for like 290G

[halcyon spoke]

They are good at their jobs

[noble dagger]

[halcyon spoke]

Obv at the farm of course

[plucky raft]

if i sell my necromancer for 500 gold i can get legacy btf knife😭

[sullen topaz]

mhm

[north briar]

How high do I put it up for ?

[red trellis]

when is the next pass coming

[plucky raft]

end of march or start of april

[red trellis]

dont get btf its trash

[rich crow]

uhmmm

30

[halcyon spoke]

A gold player abt to get knife that’s crazy

The noobs keep getting richer somehow

[plucky raft]

Ok i wont get btf ill get karambit

[north briar]

Chat, rate this deal

[halcyon spoke]

Nah bayonet

[plucky raft]

I already have dragon glass btf

[rich crow]

I get nothing and you get 30 gold 💔

[plucky raft]

km not that rich

[rich crow]

I'm scammer you

[halcyon spoke]

Dam sell it and invest for bayonet combo

[plucky raft]

my full inv worth only 2k

[red trellis]

why cant i claim my role

[plucky raft]

u have to show ur profile

[north briar]

I have only one permanent skin, can't put the temp skins on sale.

[plucky raft]

pls broooooooo

[halcyon spoke]

My fool inventory costs 10 gold

[rich crow]

Then sell the permanent skin

[north briar]

[halcyon spoke]

Full

[rich crow]

you can get more permanent skins with 30 gold

[plucky raft]

ONLY 5 EUROS

[halcyon spoke]

Anyone wanna play comp trying to reach master

[rich crow]

[red trellis]

coming from a champ/ranger

[halcyon spoke]

Potential

[plucky raft]

only 5 euros brother

[plucky raft]

mygod i can call u daddy

if u buy iy

it

[halcyon spoke]

[plucky raft]

ill call u*

[halcyon spoke]

Just craft valor shit

[plucky raft]

wait my god is tyoung

typing*

[red trellis]

chill out bruv tmrrw i can buy it if ur that desperate

[plucky raft]

check ur messages daddy

[red trellis]

dont call me daddy

[plucky raft]

ok

[north briar]

Alr.

30 it is.

[rich crow]

what skin are you selling though

so I can buy it

[north briar]

A lame berettas "Artifact".

[rich crow]

hmmm

alrighty

one problem though

I'm still in a competitive match 💔 💔 💔

so

you gotta wait a bit

[north briar]

Sure

[rich crow]

what's ur pfp so I can recognize which one is yours

in the game

[plucky raft]

do u love akr. NecromancerM

?

[rich crow]

ye

It's peak

[red trellis]

[north briar]

Same as discord

Birb

[rich crow]

mk

[north briar]

Even the name's the same

[brave ravine]

Hi

[north briar]

iH

👋

[red trellis]

[north briar]

[red trellis]

[north briar]

[red trellis]

[north briar]

🥀

[red trellis]

[north briar]

[red trellis]

[north briar]

Stop mate,I smell a mute

I've got muted so many times

That it's almost instinctual

💔

[red trellis]

lmao

jvb

[north briar]

Yeah,I can see that

Played any matches?

[red trellis]

wdym

[north briar]

Just vibing

[red trellis]

ahhhh

[red trellis]

nope haven’t played in a few now

[north briar]

I see

[red trellis]

yeah im tired

i was close to legend then i wen’t on a L streak

[north briar]

Damn

[red trellis]

now im elite but low mmr

[north briar]

So was it sloppy teammates?

Ping ?

[red trellis]

yeah drunk one’s

[north briar]

The "run at the enemy with a knoife" dudes.

[rich crow]

@north briar

[north briar]

🥀

[rich crow]

I'm crine

[north briar]

Hey Crine

[rich crow]

I've been scrolling in the marketplace

for 5 minutes

I'm nowhere near your price range

there's so much

0.07 and 0.08

[red trellis]

no the “ones that dont deserve their rank” dudes

[rich crow]

ahhhhh

[north briar]

I bet they wanted to be carried all the way

[north briar]

It's alr.

[red trellis]

if u want to gift him G just get glock flock and find him with pattern

his pattern*

[rich crow]

I don't think he can afford any skin with a pattern

[red trellis]

its 3G

[rich crow]

his best skin is a common gng

one permanent common

[red trellis]

aaaaf

dang

[north briar]

I'm two days old

[red trellis]

just play get better u dont need skins if u enjoy game later then get skins

[north briar]

Right ?

[rich crow]

alright soo here's the deal

birb

[north briar]

The usual skins look realistic anyway

[rich crow]

you go play and finish the token task things

you get 155 tokens per day in like 12-15 games idk

you can use those tokens to buy something in token shop

sell the thing that you bought for gold

[mighty edge]

They never gonna repair server

[north briar]

Aight bet.

[rich crow]

and buy the cheapest patterned skin

and then I buy that from you

🙂

[red trellis]

how many G’s ur giftin him

[mighty edge]

Make more ugly skins instead of do somenthing with your servers from kiosk

[north briar]

[red trellis]

whats wrong with servers gang

[north briar]

His translator ain't doing a good job

[mighty edge]

It still showing that i have 50 ping

But

Game still talking me back like lag yk

All the time from like 2 days

[red trellis]

u have packet loss not server fault btw

[north briar]

Try and change your server

[mighty edge]

Oh

[red trellis]

contact ur isp

[mighty edge]

Oke oke lemme se

[red trellis]

isp -internet service provider if ydk

[mighty edge]

Thanks g

[tender valley]

+3 PRA JOGA COMP

[upbeat vale]

Lol

Meanwhile me with cheats

[north briar]

B A N

Chaps like you

po my hardwork.

💔

[gloomy stag]

Guys what's r the new promocode?

I tried 17 codes doesn't works.

[rich crow]

There isn't any new code

[neon lotus]

bro took his time to find 17 codes

[north briar]

Enrique 💔

[neon lotus]

tf enrique gonna do😭

[north briar]

It's a new meme

Sm1 says sth stup

And then an audio spelling Enrique really slow, plays.

th,I just explained a meme

💔

What's wrong wit me gng

[acoustic tusk]

Hi

Do you know where can I found some tournament

[north briar]

Hermes is Greek

[rich crow]

cool

[north briar]

The Messenger of the gods

Or was it Ceryx ?

[rich crow]

It is Hermes

[north briar]

Right

Anyways, what's this tournament he's talking about ?

[rich crow]

idk

[north briar]

Lol same

Wish sm1 helps him tho

[rich crow]

#🏆│tournaments probably this one

[north briar]

I don't have access to it

[rich crow]

oh

[north briar]

Right,I turned Russian off

Now I can access it

[acoustic tusk]

I mean if I have a team to play competitive are their some non official tournament

[north briar]

None that I know of

[acoustic tusk]

:/ oki

[north briar]

[rich crow]

you can start your own

i think

i know

idk

[acoustic tusk]

How

[rich crow]

**

[halcyon spoke]

Anyone wanna play comp

[rich crow]

there's custom lobbies

[acoustic tusk]

How I can join them

[halcyon spoke]

This is Elon musk

[acoustic tusk]

Do u have server faking with that

[halcyon spoke]

Yeh

[north briar]

Stoppp

😭

lol

[halcyon spoke]

Stop what

[north briar]

The Burn

[halcyon spoke]

Haha kk

Anyone wanna play comp

[acoustic tusk]

Send me

[halcyon spoke]

222508816

Oh the server?

[acoustic tusk]

Yes

[halcyon spoke]

I don’t know but in these millions of servers if not billions there is atleast one

Good luck

[north briar]

Will you stream it on vc ?

[bleak hinge]

Tfk ici mdrr @acoustic tusk

[halcyon spoke]

I don’t know depends you can bribe me

[north briar]

Gng,I got like 1 common skin

Wym bribe

🥀

[halcyon spoke]

Golds I don’t know maybe tickets

[north briar]

....

There are some things that can't be understood with a translator

[acoustic tusk]

U wanna play

[north briar]

No

I'm lv 6

I'm a baby

[abstract turtle]

💔 😭

[north briar]

My total play-time is 3.5 hrs 🗣️

[rare pivot]

Blud howw?

[north briar]

We live in a big world

[rare pivot]

;O

U started yesterday or sm?

[north briar]

My total kills are 74

🥀

[rare pivot]

🙌

[north briar]

Yeah

[rare pivot]

Then thats great!

[north briar]

Thanks.

[rare pivot]

Am 240 hrs and still in gold lmfao

[north briar]

Teammates don't listen

There's no planning whatsoever

[rare pivot]

Ye thats what i do

I collect players before playing

[north briar]

People you know ?

[rare pivot]

Like ye online friends u can say

[north briar]

Right

[rare pivot]

I got 4 players now

[north briar]

They're more likely to listen

[rare pivot]

Ye

Like what u should

Do

Ask plauers in the player search section

And make dc group to get them all

[north briar]

Kinda like a clan

[rare pivot]

Yh

Kinda helps tho

[abstract turtle]

Definitely comparable to the 1629 hours of mine

[rare pivot]

Lamo

Lmao

[north briar]

I know

Be very scared

[rare pivot]

Ima get going

Byee

[north briar]

👋

[abstract turtle]

[queen tide]

im playing since early 2018 and only have like 430hrs-ish

(I have an assistance medal as proof)

[north briar]

@abstract turtle Is he touching too much grass ?

[barren swallow]

bruh

[north briar]

Code Red

[queen tide]

its not that im touching too much grass, there were just times when I did not play the game at all (like at one point I had quit for nearly 2 years)

[north briar]

We got an impostor

[queen tide]

cause of quit: opened too much cases

lmao

[barren swallow]

im playing since 2024 december, but i have +1100

[queen tide]

nah I'm just a chill guy enjoying the game

[barren swallow]

i can get +3000 on a year

[north briar]

Maybe, just maybe...this is a veeery gentle suggestion....

Touch some gr-

[queen tide]

cuz I know that with wi-fi and a phone like this - I aint ever makin it to the big leagues

[tulip badger]

Hello

[barren swallow]

as an +2000 now

[queen tide]

sup

[north briar]

No one'd guess Francais is actually spelled as Fransay.

[abstract turtle]

Probable outcome

[north briar]

✔️

[tulip badger]

Hahahaha

[north briar]

Also, 👋

[abstract turtle]

Ive been playing since july 2023

[barren swallow]

how many hours u have

[abstract turtle]

1629

[queen tide]

y'all missed out on the peakest times of SO2 - the OG days (especially pre-S1)

[barren swallow]

im playing since 2024 december, i have +1100Hrs

[tulip badger]

I started saison 1

[abstract turtle]

Attain legend

[north briar]

You're an OG

S1

This is S10 right ?

@placid lichen 👋

[rich crow]

yis

[north briar]

I'm pretty much a coughing baby then

[still heron]

sad, leclerc third

[neon lotus]

i came back to the game and ive been playing since mid 2024 and i only have 300 hours

[north briar]

We need to create a "Touch grass" tourney

💔

[abstract turtle]

Supposedly i could win because i do that everyday

[north briar]

Of course you do

Uh huh

I believe you

[abstract turtle]

I could provide proof

[north briar]

[velvet drift]

Sure but then my environment is all concrete

So touch concrete tourney when?

[north briar]

Enrique 💔

[abstract turtle]

Obsolete, find grass then

[velvet drift]

Calling concrete obsolete 💔🥀

[placid lichen]

Yo

[abstract turtle]

You can’t obtain nutrients from it

So obsolete

[velvet drift]

WHY are you eating concrete

[north briar]

How's your Sunday?

[north briar]

When unstoppable force meets immovable object

[placid lichen]

Nb, finally I can take a break

[north briar]

good

jolly good

[placid lichen]

What about you?

[north briar]

Same.

It's nearing FY end

[abstract turtle]

Instead ill pour muriatic acid to break down the concrete (calcium silicate) and concentrate the calcium for consumption

[north briar]

Work's kinda crazy

But Sunday is peaceful

For now.

🥀

[rich crow]

Sunday is the worst weekend

[velvet drift]

💔 All that effort just to decay because of a miniscule error

[north briar]

The new week's just a few hours away, mouth agape.

[mighty edge]

Ofc servers from kiosk

[rich crow]

WORK is a few hours away

[mighty edge]

PUBG going on 20 ms no lag

[rich crow]

yuck

[abstract turtle]

Its over for me 💔

[north briar]

Imo Saturday nights are the best.
Sunday nights,well...

💔

[rich crow]

agreed

it's the only humane thing to believe

[mighty edge]

But so2? How could these work good,9 years of Game and servers never change,shame. But yeah put the same ugly skin on 4 weapon and sell them that it xax

[rich crow]

who enjoys sundays 😭

[north briar]

Divided by boundaries, united by pain.

[vale garnet]

Does anyone have a knife they don't use that they could donate to help me fulfill my dream?

[remote sluice]

What server u in

[polar maple]

hi

[nimble kite]

Mongol

Clan bnu guys

[neon lotus]

EU

[polar maple]

@polar maple snu

[neon lotus]

what in the

[polar maple]

snuu guys

[neon lotus]

pretty sure this an NPC

[solid perch]

sup guys

[solid perch]

well lucky for us they're going to change servers

yea isn't that the same? Idk much about it.

damn

:(

K

[barren swallow]

hi

[solid perch]

yea

[solid perch]

hai

u think it will help the servers get like 2x better ping and shi

or like less crashes

[barren swallow]

the lowest ping i saw was 18ms

[solid perch]

got it

[barren swallow]

[solid perch]

I saw 9

[barren swallow]

waos

[neon lotus]

yup yall gotta shut up

[solid perch]

what an nice guy

[neon lotus]

a* thanks bro

[solid perch]

Thats such an advantage I hate it

[neon lotus]

have a great day

[barren swallow]

i need to live next to the server

[solid perch]

Fr

[abstract turtle]

6668909 ping is the record

[barren swallow]

thats my record

[abstract turtle]

It’s mine

[neon lotus]

i had a screenshot back then in 2019 (i lost it) i had 2 million ping

[solid perch]

tuff

[barren swallow]

i can broke that record

easiest

[solid perch]

[barren swallow]

[solid perch]

Break

[neon lotus]

break shdawg

[barren swallow]

lol

[solid perch]

[abstract turtle]

Its not possible now

[solid perch]

Yup

999 ping max

[abstract turtle]

Because the ping is limited to 999 only

[neon lotus]

break: present - broke: past

[barren swallow]

yoo stop

[neon lotus]

i'll break: future

[barren swallow]

i don't speak well english okay?

[solid perch]

I always get COOKED against low ping

[barren swallow]

[neon lotus]

we're teaching u dawg

be grateful

[solid perch]

19 ping legend is beating my ahh in allies

[neon lotus]

i've broken: perfect present - i had broken: past perfect

[abstract turtle]

Its awful to play when my ping is stuck on 200+ constantly, peeking is so bad that i can get hit through walls

[neon lotus]

my ping is usually around 28-40

[neon lotus]

just move out of pakistan

[solid perch]

Lowest I can get is 39

[solid perch]

real

[abstract turtle]

[solid perch]

Honestly shut up bro go sleep nobody talks to u

[barren swallow]

i'm playing casual on region "Chile" ranked modes "Brazil"

[solid perch]

annoying ahh

[timid fog]

15 ping

[neon lotus]

n where u from

[barren swallow]

[solid perch]

say the word

[neon lotus]

its short for and

[solid perch]

sure bud

[neon lotus]

i would say the word if it wasnt filtered

[timid fog]

Did you say massive?

[neon lotus]

id say its pretty average tbh

[solid perch]

Yall weird im out

[neon lotus]

u just sent a joker sticker and ur calling us weirtd

weird

[timid fog]

✅

[solid perch]

Cuz yall are

[abstract turtle]

If I remember correctly, I’ve beaten you and alex in a allies match before

[timid fog]

❌

[abstract turtle]

I was playing on eu

[solid perch]

u sure?

[abstract turtle]

Yeah

[solid perch]

gimme ur id

I'll check profile

[timid fog]

✅ ✅

[solid perch]

and dm me

[timid fog]

🫃

🤪 👀

[solid perch]

@abstract turtle

[barren swallow]

check ID games released

[timid fog]

✅

[neon lotus]

safe to say i spent 50€ on roblox for no reason

[barren swallow]

[solid perch]

What the what

[solid perch]

Only

damn

[neon lotus]

i dont evne like roblox

i just found a game that i do like

😭

[solid perch]

same only got 17000 hours on it

[abstract turtle]

193380477

[solid perch]

k

[neon lotus]

i probably have 20 hours on roblox

[barren swallow]

historial games released with ID games

[abstract turtle]

But my ingame name is way diff now

[timid fog]

🫃

[barren swallow]

the games have IDs

[solid perch]

Ill check

[timid fog]

✅

[solid perch]

It had to be old game no?

[abstract turtle]

Yeah

I can find it though

[neon lotus]

bro keeps track of his games

[timid fog]

I do the same

[solid perch]

I couldn't

[solid perch]

But ye its possible u beat us but It had to be old cuz im way better now

[timid fog]

No

[neon lotus]

[abstract turtle]

Found it

[solid perch]

ye same bro xd

[solid perch]

buddy go sleep

[abstract turtle]

It was pure luck ngl

ggs on that anyways

[elfin trellis]

Brooo

Im quiting

Omggg

Bro my wifi is so buns

Bro i was going from spawn to a and teleported back to spawn

Trust im ssl on rl

And unreal in fn

250 lobbies on cod

But standoff😔

[solid perch]

chill mate

[elfin trellis]

Get me wifi

Buy me at&t

[solid perch]

chill mate

[elfin trellis]

Chill mate

🥹

[abstract turtle]

Mine cant be worse then yours

[elfin trellis]

Bluddd

Trust meee

[timid fog]

No

I aint scarred of you

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[mystic anchor]

Anyone wanna play comp?

Sina or hk?

[neon lotus]

no

[mystic anchor]

U don't even have the mmr

Don't worry

[viscid swan]

[warped lotus]

No

[neon lotus]

better than everyone in ur mmr

[barren swallow]

i need that sticker

[north briar]

You're a helper

[knotty pivot]

No he is batman
He hides in the shadow's

[north briar]

I'd say that description fits you better

[barren swallow]

he's as an cat with microphone

[knotty pivot]

😭

[north briar]

[knotty pivot]

Ok

[abstract turtle]

Pack up

[north briar]

Ich Kat !

Pronounced as "Ish".

I know the sentence itself makes no sense

💔

[north briar]

How's your day?

[knotty pivot]

I dunno what u are even saying 😭

[north briar]

You don't speak "Deutsch" , pronounced as "doayge" ?

[dense thistle]

Alter alter

Gold gold gold

[knotty pivot]

I do speak German but what do you mean by pronouncing "Deutsch" as "doayge"

[north briar]

I don't intend to disrespect,of course.

[north briar]

maybe the end has a sch pronounciation

Maybe you'd tell me

Big 🌍

[knotty pivot]

Well you seem to already know (It does)

[north briar]

Many languages

I lov languages

[knotty pivot]

How many do u know?

[north briar]

Oh you know

[merry minnow]

Hi guys im new

[north briar]

A bit of Rooskii,Zhongwen,Nihongo,Italiano, English (British, American, Australian accents).

[knotty pivot]

Hello, new I'm Katze

[abstract turtle]

So you are a polyglot

Amusing

[merry minnow]

Im Emuujin! Nice to meet you

[north briar]

I prefer "Multilingual" myself.

[knotty pivot]

I have no idea what languages does are but that deserves a "👍" emoji

[abstract turtle]

Obsolete

[knotty pivot]

How are u?

[north briar]

I'm sorry ,I meant Russian, Italian, Chinese and Japanese.

[knotty pivot]

Oh

[merry minnow]

Im fINE! how about you?

[neon lotus]

alright guys time to sleep, its past yall bed time

[north briar]

No !

[knotty pivot]

It's 9 in the morning 😭

[north briar]

Ion wanna

[abstract turtle]

Ya’ll gotta shut up

[neon lotus]

that too

yall gotta shut up

[knotty pivot]

I'm good

[neon lotus]

im tryna work

[north briar]

Enrique

💔

[merry minnow]

In my country its 4:20:av_crazy:

[knotty pivot]

By work you mean sleep?

[north briar]

He can hear chats

[abstract turtle]

Obsolete argument

[neon lotus]

no, i actually work unlike yall

[north briar]

Katse, he's ragebaiting

[neon lotus]

tf enrique gonna do😭

[north briar]

Don't bite

the bait

This chap's free as a newborn lamb

[knotty pivot]

Job

[neon lotus]

probably

[neon lotus]

yes i have a job

[knotty pivot]

what do u do?

[north briar]

Mandatory Labour.

[merry minnow]

How can i get commander pass? Someone help me

[abstract turtle]

But the bait lowkeniunly bites you 🫩

[neon lotus]

front desk

[viscid swan]

Yes.

[north briar]

+1

[neon lotus]

+2

[north briar]

I too have no idea

[abstract turtle]

Go to helpdesk

[viscid swan]

You can follow the process through here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324072-somebody-insulted-me-during-the-match-can-you-punish-this-player

[neon lotus]

lowkeynuinely

[viral vine]

Thanks

[knotty pivot]

Nerver heard of such job before

[viral vine]

Thanks

[neon lotus]

hotel front desk

[knotty pivot]

Oh

Do you like that job?

[neon lotus]

yes

[knotty pivot]

Damm

Nice

Anyways have a nice day

[north briar]

He's chatting mid-job,what do you think ?

[knotty pivot]

😭

[north briar]

And since he's lobotomised enough to tell us to stop chatting,since it's getting in the way of his work

I say the job suits him just fine.

[abstract turtle]

You should be proud of your obsolescence

[neon lotus]

i have a lot of free time

[north briar]

What did I say 🥀

[neon lotus]

idk bro ask tmr

[abstract turtle]

Yall gotta stop being obsolete

[north briar]

🌊

Just jump

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[neon lotus]

blub

[north briar]

Working man btw

🥀

[neon lotus]

sorry for having a sense of humor

and a lot of free time

[north briar]

same man

Zwehl

[compact blaze]

You may have free time, but not that first thing he said 🫧 🐡

[neon lotus]

blub blub

[north briar]

🤫

[pure trail]

Is just me or 5v5 is not working

?

[compact blaze]

Just you

[north briar]

Yeah

Deffo

[lyric sigil]

Dont play 5v5

[neon lotus]

just you brochacho

[barren swallow]

🐱 🍴

[compact blaze]

🔫 🐡

[barren swallow]

🥺

[neon lotus]

how do i broke that ahh

[barren swallow]

JSJAJ

[compact blaze]

No eating ze fiesh

[neon lotus]

jsajsajasj dice

no te rias en español te van a banear

aqui hay dictadura

[pure trail]

Any tips how to get better on phone?

[compact blaze]

Well i'll go play smth on my potato laptop, cya 🫧 🐡

[barren swallow]

😿

[neon lotus]

blub

[abstract turtle]

Its so poisonous that a single drop can kill 20 adults

[neon lotus]

practice 30 mins a day

[pure trail]

Thx

Is hard bcs i was good like 2 months ago but now im shit

[neon lotus]

word to none have a great day

[barren swallow]

yoooo

Cat Vs Fish

[zealous edge]

anyone wanna play allies ?

[abstract turtle]

Outcome is quite clear
However if the fight is between a amazonian (arapaima gigas) arapaima then the cat has no chance of survival

What did i just yap about

💔

[neon lotus]

this is NOT ark

[north briar]

Fish wins

[barren swallow]

@compact blaze you won eva

🥺 💔

[north briar]

Unless a kingfisher swoops down

[neon lotus]

👑
🐡

ded

[abstract turtle]

That fish is still around

And it could bite your hand off

[neon lotus]

ik there are a lot in my country

[north briar]

A coastal nation

[neon lotus]

yes

[abstract turtle]

Incorrect, arapaimas are only found in the amazon river

[north briar]

Name a fruit that's commonly known as a veggie

[neon lotus]

guess where the amazon river connects to my country through another river

[abstract turtle]

🍅

[abstract turtle]

You beat me

[north briar]

No

[dense thistle]

[barren swallow]

yoo

send a oap cat

please

[abstract turtle]

Please stop being obsolete for once

[neon lotus]

yeah yall gotta shut up

[north briar]

shut yeah gotta up yall

[neon lotus]

job had one bro

[abstract turtle]

Being stop obsolete

[north briar]

one had job bro

[north briar]

sol ete ob stop ingBe

[undone holly]

Curse when am I having my g

[neon lotus]

bro started speaking morse code

[abstract turtle]

What g

[lime jasper]

i just hit my favorite rank

[abstract turtle]

[lime jasper]

ranger

[north briar]

[undone holly]

U told me

[north briar]

Splendid

[undone holly]

Yoo gng wsppp

[abstract turtle]

When 🥀

[lime jasper]

yoo

[undone holly]

When u uhh get profit in awp jadestone

[barren swallow]

@dense thistle send a oap cat please

[abstract turtle]

Its 1k

[barren swallow]

[undone holly]

Uhhhh not rn then ig

[abstract turtle]

I doubt ill ever be able to get a profit

[north briar]

I listen to cat shorts with "doo padubadubadu paduba do do do 🎵" in the background

[neon lotus]

-.-- . .- .... / -.-- .----. .- .-.. .-.. / --. --- - - .- / ... .... ..- - / ..- .--.

[undone holly]

U will if u wait around month

[abstract turtle]

Im selling it now

[lime jasper]

on god i feel so good

[undone holly]

[lime jasper]

back then

my favorite rank used to be ranger

even tho it was not the highest

[vapid cedar]

I know

right

[undone holly]

My fav rank master-legend

[lime jasper]

the name and the icon looks gas

[abstract turtle]

He is back

[vapid cedar]

WHAT

[lime jasper]

im on an old discord version

how can i edit my rank

role

[vapid cedar]

My favourite rank is master and legend 🤓✨😁

get out

LEGEND ONLY

there’s no fav

[lime jasper]

?

[abstract turtle]

If you aren’t legend then you should quit

[lime jasper]

wait

[vapid cedar]

ITS ME

[north briar]

lm g bml'r rfgli g ugjj.

[vapid cedar]

bram

[lime jasper]

WAIT

[vapid cedar]

Brammm

[lime jasper]

MOMMY?

[vapid cedar]

NO WAY

YESSSS

HAHAHHHA

Oh my days

I just realised

You

[lime jasper]

DAMN

I read that bio

[abstract turtle]

Blud is a celebrity atp

[vapid cedar]

Yes SIRR

[lime jasper]

soo

i just saw ur tik tok

[vapid cedar]

Fr

Do you follow me

?

[north briar]

Doesn't that break rule 4 too ?

[lime jasper]

yh

[vapid cedar]

Funny guy poped in

[north briar]

🥀

Hey

[vapid cedar]

son 😭

[north briar]

Funny guy here

[vapid cedar]

lol

[lime jasper]

yo

soo

[north briar]

Lv 7

[dense thistle]

He gonna steal

[lime jasper]

soo

my rank is high

but i don't play much ranked

thats why im unranked in comp

[vapid cedar]

guys I need promotion

[north briar]

oh

[vapid cedar]

😭

[lime jasper]

my peak is silver, even tho im better than silver, i just dont play ranked

[vapid cedar]

Hollon

[north briar]

Server ? Can't help.
Irl ? You've got to be joking.
Game ? I'm a coughing baby

[undone holly]

Wanna go allies

[vapid cedar]

you highest rank you’ve reached

Is silver ?

[lime jasper]

competetive silver

[vapid cedar]

Tik tok

lol

I need followers

[north briar]

Dance

[lime jasper]

competetive and allies

[vapid cedar]

bruh I did push a guy to legend

couple days ago

[north briar]

🥀

Bollocks

[lime jasper]

btw i was silver at allies

but now im gold II

[north briar]

A guy like this needs a raise ?

[vapid cedar]

yes it’s diffrent to say

I deserve higher rank

Because I have good aim

it’s not about aim only that game

[lime jasper]

i have good ears

but i just whiff

[vapid cedar]

in comp and allies

[lime jasper]

my aim is good

[vapid cedar]

You need strategy

Line ups

where to throw flash smoke

[abstract turtle]

Do the same to me 🥺

[vapid cedar]

how to kill without noticing

[vapid cedar]

You are already

[lime jasper]

which is only done with a stack

i need 4 more people to play comp

[vapid cedar]

Oh on comp

You are not ?

[lime jasper]

i solo q to silver

[vapid cedar]

It’s easy

[abstract turtle]

Need the comp legend to complete my trilogy

[vapid cedar]

see how you get tapped

[verbal hatch]

Hello guys

[vapid cedar]

I have good aim let’s only rush

🤓👆

It doesn’t work like this

#📸│photos

My rich friend

[north briar]

They're wrong

[vapid cedar]

he has every skin

[north briar]

Even a newbie like me can tell

[scenic kayak]

Karambit or butterfly

[viral vine]

Butterfly

[north briar]

Butterfly

dug

duh

[viral vine]

Karambit or butterfly? M9

[vapid cedar]

Kara

and m9

Always

actually