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The secret is to bite a pufferfish.
Turkey > Pakistan
What does that mean
Bro please shut up
Not funny at all
Lemme do a controversy
India >
After you.
Yes, i agree
Our little comedian
Yeah maybe against Pakistan
How often are these Eastern weirdos in chat? I'm coming back after being away for awhile
7th Century barbarians
Eastern weirdos?
Guys off tppic question how do you even play faceit on standoff 2
Relatively
K
From their location, perhaps
Barbarian from clash Royale
🫧 🐡
Who is the individual showing obsolete deprivation of civic sense?
That game is ahh bro, completely p2w
Let’s play one match
I'm aware
Clash of Clans
Non
Why
Nah
So you are from France?
I just assume most of the weirdos are eastern, given this is an eastern game
Maybe you know what "taking a hint" means ?
Never paid nearly maxed th16 baside traps, heroes, troops 🫧 🐡
I don’t want her anymore
Non
It could be Belgium
They kind of have a point, but the game is still fun
I heard once soemthing about French girls
Wdym nah? Everyone has 2.6 hog deck, all play with those specific 8 cards, that too maxed out
Quebec
I'm not baguette
Maybe but i wouldn’t make it better
Clash royale or clash of clans we talking about
Cr
It could also be Canada
But the same thing
Cr yeah p2w
👍
Got 3 maxed card, 2 soon maxed, rest lvl 15
I just said "Quebec" Niccolo Polo
Guadeloupe, Martinique, Saint-Barthélemy, Saint-Martin
Arena?
Yeah
Bro I don’t read your messages if you don’t ping me
10800 trophies
That's dedication
He might not be able to read
Im worse but still have a full lvl 14 deck
He hasn't unlocked that much brainpower yet
Fair enough, my second acc at 9k got 5 lvl 15 rest 14 full f2p
I only play clash when I'm waiting for something, but siege mobile is taking over my mobile plat time
I actually have upgrade available on all 8 cards to get to lvl 15, but i don't play and neither have I got any gold or gems. Im on arena 20
Me?
Which is how many trophies? 🫧 🐡
I have no idea
Ahh
Few yrs ago ppl used to say, what arena are you on, im still in that unc era
Used to play when arena 10 was legendary one, hog arena yk 3k trophies
Is it weird that I like emulated games ?
@compact blaze you speak German?
🫧 🐡
Took you time
Bruh
Redmagic astra or iPhone 17
Ive obtained the funds finally
Nah, english and baguette
I used to play Tactics Ogre
You think I’m watching your profile
No
Ik, I've played that too
Very weak
i do
Turkey guy talking
Me too
we can hit it off from here
You're scary
I dont understand you. try here #🇩🇪│deutsch
Bruh
They really are, I have a few German friends and they always sound slightly annoyed
you've never met painters then.
German are scary
Austrian ones, nah i'd rather not
living in germany is scary
Now a question
You'd rather be in germany or baguette land?
I heard the hot water there comes from the old boilers.
@compact blaze how long you live there?
Maybe a myth.
Probably a little less time consuming than america
🫧 🐡
Rather take my own life in that situation
Crazy
There's also sth like a three-strike rule,as in failing a degree thrice means you don't get to pursue that degree in Germany.
if i was german i would know all that
CRAZY
but i aint
Germans are the smartest persons on planet earth
That's terrifying
This is a fact
I was a C student
who lied to bro
Imagine
Uniamgineable
Know who else is smart ?
A guy who knows what a Fibonacci sequence is.
So ?
Care to enlighten me ?
Yeah I know it
0 1 1 2 3 5 8
And so on
Good Boy
🫧 🐡
Yeah don’t mess with me
Be careful saying those words
No chance lil boy
Satire
Germans are built different
Satirical
Wait no..
How do you know this rule
I hate this rule
some built like walking bricks
Name a different organ.
?
Why are we giving like a grade school quiz to this guy
What did I say about "too many edits" ?
Hey !
It's fair
We like to keep things fair
🗣️
Lol
Probably broke an arm in the process of thinking and cant write anymore
Thinking space
flew too close to the sun this time
Yeah you could hurt your lungs
hi
Hi
Did you know estradiol makes you better at gaming? You all should try it
🫧 🐡
Hey Leon, why is your message marked as "From likely spammer"
Increased hearbeat = cardiac arrest
What if I become a lesser man
💔
If you're worried about that just take testosterone
Nuke your liver
Gamers doesnt concern themselves with "human" problems
Like CaseOh ?
He built different
Only you bud
That he is
Hate when this happens
Cardiac arrest?
Wait,I thought people loved it ?
It's so time consuming
fav activity
Yeah
Mix a white monster and a 5 hour energy, flirt with your heart
Games offer a new world,an escape.
A dangerous game,no ?
That’s confirmed to be Obsolete
So does drugs
Which ones you're favorite
Can't switch the latter off
That's probably an off limits conversation
The ones that make you go chill
Same
Wym same ?
Wym wym
You probably have taken the ones that give explosive diarrhea
Brain rot
Fiber pills ❤️
C'mon man,I don't hate my body
in game
Recommended for fast weight loss
you should try in game
Ozempic
you're not getting muted
Works as well
i need to write a disclaimer in my profile that i do not condone the use of any illegal substances
Holy Paranoia

50mg of Cyanide can resolve all of your problems in life
Can't ever be too careful
Or you could just smoke like 20 grams of weed
You dum-
been a while
That is miserable
ur still talking
this better since it will make you feel great for the rest of your life
Real
Congrats
Hated by many true gamers
ig ?
A true gamer is one who becomes one with the game/s
Yeah
Fuse into one with my pc
I have no mouth and I must ace
A condition called "top-time" ,when you feel in sync with your in-game character's movements.
Can u guys suggest me sets for 3k
(Knife+gloves)
Any promo codes?
Sounds like VRCHAT
It's quite dangerous in some cases, especially in shooter games
Your brain perceives game bullets as fatal
Wah, random ppl on discord are sometimes lying when doing promises?
Ending it all in game
Playing tarkov irl
No? 😕
The most realistic game out there since you randomly get dropped from a random direction
I got 3k
Realistic but you starve to death in 40 minutes
Reached phoenix in 5v5
Any color?
Yay
i gave you an hour to charge up
ANY
ur phone
They had to make sacrifices
and u still don't wanna 1v1
Gloves ravage (order for 1650)
Sting arcane surge
Tarkov is hardcore, not realistic. I would say DayZ or Green Hell are some of the most realistic that i know of
Hmmmm
You must be quite the pro 😰
He is
bought green hell couple days ago and got 3 shotted by something that looked like an anteater
Right ?
Scary
Totally not obsolete
Between pufferfish and obsolete,I feel dizzy
that you would 1v1
he must have stung you
The brain really hates repetitions eh ?
Yeah boys give cooties by stinging or their venomous bite
Its becoming overused to a point where its completely unbearable
Dreams are not smth you should have on discord
i wish aboy gave me cooties
😭
Well, the future may behold this
The future better be soon or something bad is going to happen
😭
The future is right now
Yup
Well said Elon
definitely humans conversing
I hate that guy
Who doesnt hate the elongated muskrat
You may uplift the capability of your cranium to comprehend what statements are being presented infront of your very own eyes
I can't even spell his kid's name.
Sorry I couldn't generate a prompt
Sadge
I don't think he speaks to most of them anymore
Damn
He probably doesnt know half of them exist either
They're gonna have to change it just to fit in and that really sad that they weren't really given a choice
🫧 🐡
He's the irl Yujiro Hanma
"I have come to collect you" ahh
🥀
Time to enter the realm of slumber
Don't worry @abstract turtle you are perfectly visible
Maybe not getting a reply has something

to do with relevance
hey fey
Hello there
Fay !! As in Fairies
He's so dreamy....
🕊️
Rest now my child
@north briar sold me fent
?!!!?
Penjamin Fentanyahu
Sorry i say this when i am nervous
!!!
Haha,yeah we humans are nothing if not unique.
I agree! Would you like to talk about something else instead?
Like ?

Sorry, didn't quite catch that. Could you repeat?
Topics
for our conversation
Care to pick some ?
We can talk about:
- The time you sold me fent
- The time you i sold you fent
Anybody wanna play?
Your payment is due by a week
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It's hard to slink in the divine cabbages.
You need to buy gold subscription to get access to more responses
So that's your mode of payment ?
Fine, I'll have a year's worth
C'mon, it's like a 40 yr old tryna wear a cardigan
Wait? you have to be 40 to wear one?
i've been doing things wrong
Hey, cardigans are cute
It's funny to joke about but idk if a 40yo could play this game
Might taint cherished memories
They probably already do
why wouldnt i
Also wdym by this
Jokes
Need to give him a little motivation and he will reach legend
I dont really play ranked
i don't really play this game anymore
I play on Russian servers for a low match time but high ping
I'm not even lv 2
Yeah me neither
I play siege mobile instead
Jinxzy would be proud
I sometimes watch his vids but his chat is unbearable
Like lowkey racist and homophobic asf
Yo some wanna play?
Not to mention filled with 10 yr olds
That's prolly the gamer starter package
Yeah but they are usually mutual
Unfortunately
Yup
I'm blessed with a pretty androgynous voice so I can vc like normal
This reminds me of Ancient Greece
He's gonna bring up the Spartan boys isn't he
i am cursed with stuttering occasionally
That really is a curse, especially in an argument
No, that's stooping too low
Guys what in your opinion is the most overrated skin for akr
Especially when they pull out the 🤓
I would say Nano
My favorite skin is the one that I earned with play time and makes me happy
any skin above 1 gold
I think its dumb that people spend money on a mobile game when it's uncertain what it's lifetime is gonna be
Valve could just release CS mobile (they never will) and it would nuke this entire game
Anything for the dopamine
Heard leaks about they doing something like this long ago
but nothing came out of it
Yeah afaik valve isn't in the mobile business
Because they'd need a distributor
Maybe in 5 years you'll be able to play steam on your phone
5 years too little
Talk to a mirror,old but works.
i am pretty sure there are only 2 aks under 1 gold
also things like gfn already exist so you can basically already play any steam game on your phone
I don't think my phone would be able to handle bf6 longer than like an hour
It doesn't happen as offten now days but couple yrs ago it was hell
Yes
Social Darwinism is the term
Gfn is a gaming cloud service so you woudnt need to run the game at all
You know your terms
Ah, well money is an problem. I'm pretty frugal
the GPU load is handled by the cloud servers.
its usually free if you are down to wait like 10 minutes to start a game and have terrible gaming rigs
Yeah
i sound like a walking ad damn
I played God of war 4 on my old Samsung J7,I kid you not.
Well, I don't need a super computer to play skate
i've had one of those couple years ago
I treasure it
I wish more pvp games had weather
one of the few things my ol man left me.
Mines broken somewhere in my basement :D
Weather?
Yeah like rain
like battlefield type of weather or cs type
i remember there being tornados in bf4
In BF6 the best they could do was silly gas
Battle Front 6 ?
Battle field 6
i played bf6 for like 30 min before i left cuz it felt exactly the same as cod
yup yall gotta shut up
That's true. I only play the casual mode now
Lot more laid back
I have just over 300 hours on it now

ngl not my type of bf game
imo anyone who has a cat as a pfp can't be bad
Wrong
played battlefield 1 and lwk feel better
i used to have cat pfps and i was the worst
but kittens are so cute
you re very wrong🥹
Yeah bf1 is literally just different. I can go 5-20 in that game and still enjoy it. Bf6 is too skill oriented and just doesn't have that guaranteed fun
Literally
I think its the vibes
Don't you like catloaf ?
In BF6 everything is catered to be as efficient as possible, all about getting kills and designed around killing as fast as possible, but in BF1 it's more about the setting and the pieces in the environment
yea but i pissed someone that i 1v1 ed and he sent me naz stuff, corn and death threats and he had the "silly cars" humor
Welp time to play bf1
!
I don't have storage for it, I'm installing kcd2
Baii!
bye
never played it
Hope you have a good day
never even watched any gameplay of it
Yeah me nether
Cya
no wonder you activity is full of games
have you tried Gta sa?
No, I'm not going to
I want immersion when it comes to open world
don't recall gta 4 having lots of it
That's why I follow traffic laws in GTA 4 unless I am breaking other laws
Why not gta 5
Nah homie you gotta kill everyone and do mass genocide
Bcz I don't find 5s story very good or appealing
Thats hell of a way to play a gta game
Then play multiplayer
Nah I'm good
Lol
I don't want to play against hackers when I'm trying to have fun
Then get insta obliterates by a random modder ofc
Yoo Elden ring huh? How far you’ve been so far?
I play red dead online instead, and go fishing
Yeahhh thats the vibe
Never experienced playing against any hacker and modder after playing for many months but prob js me being lucky? Idk
Only boss I've beaten is Tibia Mariner and im in some swamp with giant lobsters now
i completed rdr2 3 times just because of the vibes and story
Yeah same
Wanna fo it in VR
For extreme immersion
I don't have a vr headset
don't think i will be buying one either
i tried the meta quest and gave me headache
I'm pretty bad at the game, I'm grinding for vitality so I can go defeat that blood knight in the castle for some rich guy
lol
I borrow my friends
Sensational, if you can get used to it
hello im looking for players master elite/legend with smurf to help me with a couple of games in calibration
im trynna get 10/10
Thats nice, have fun with the Sniper aim lock lobsters, btw Have you tried fighting the first boss yet or you haven’t found him?
Games with a lack of like, emphasis on orientation, like VTOL VR and Project Wingman are my favorite
Haven't found him
I dont think im supposed to be there cuz I get like 3 shot by everything
kinda wanted to try mirrors edge vr long ago
Don’t feel bad, no matter how good you are in this game vitality is always a good choice, helps you a lot especially when you fight high dps enemies
That would be a gamble, seems like a very wavy game
I'm leveling it cause I don't have a new weapon yet to start scaling for
Haha don’t worry, just keep exploring and enjoying the game and you will find him eventually!
Yeah but it would have been cool being high up and jumping around
E
Project Wingman is my favorite vr game that is on the pc
thats random for a hi but nothing can be done.
anyways
a missle exploded right off in our city
it cut the power for 2 days
i have only played ace combat, coudnt imagine how it would be in vr
Fuel prices just rose by 15%
we MAKE the fuel and oil
Incredible, probably
Especially in a comfy reclining chair
With a HOTAS
but since that place that iran shut down and the economic state of the world building up we cant sell shit
if we pased through and sold oil we would cover the usa's debt and the saudi one too bro
Hello
sup
what is hoats
What's goin
They actually closed all the schools and work and made everything online based where i live
anyways
for us no
A rig that simulates a pilots flightstick with all the buttons and everything
Its cuz of the HUGE increase of fuel prices
A good choice indeed, well either way have fun with this game because it’s one of a kind!. Ds3, bloodborne, sekiro etc are great fromsoft games too, but that kind of feeling i got from Elden ring was immaculate, the only 100 hour game I have finished in 2 weeks
the captial city of iraq is getting bombed by 3 sides and ISIS is joining too so 4 sides and we still aren't going online
that sounds sick
Nobody is safe
100 hours!? Damn this thing gonna be installed for awhile
these guys saw heaven on earth and joined fr
Expensive, that's why I don't have one
I might acutally die if this countinues but god knows
where r u from?
Born in Canada, emigrated to Northern US
@north briar i got muted
living place?
i didnt understand your question
not orgin
explain
Where are you from?
Yeah I live in the Midwest
Yeah
Q♥
yeah no
Why
Haha well if you go for everything in the game it’s around 100, I think if you go only main story it’s about 70 or 60 hours
wait am I crazy or this legend rank next to ur name is shining?
You are indeed crazy
thank you my good fella
Glad i was of good assistance
no place for crazy fools...(rdr2 refrence)
Maybe even less, around 50 or 40something
Pakistan
I could do 60. I've put in 10 already though and have only fought one miniboss
guys
Holly nerf
who is a gud player to help me with these gold lobbies
It’s okay, take your time, enjoy the game and have fun, you will beat it eventually
Elaborate
Hate to break it to you but everything under elite is just previous system bronzes
help me bruv
🤔
I don't play lol
im wasting my time on discord
I got rank in august and didn't play since
@compact blaze
Go and fight at the front
worst mention of the worst player of the worst member here ever
no not at the war
shut up
im the best
in the game I meant

can I have gold
you dont dare to take the 1 vs 1 with me
Go there and show some irl legend gameplay
You insult my friend, no gold for u 🐡
I didnt ask in dms so thats fair
Is that an umamusume pfp
Yeah
what am I trying to read
nab mf
Hell yeah
The more i look into this chat the weirder the people get, ima dip out
says the bedrihan named ahh
🐴
i have tons of dollars
Im sure u do
Would be best to conserve energy
yeah

@main scaffold u can get banned if you still want to escalate the situation
bro
butter
You already broke rule number 1 and 4
you are the real one?
True
got them off ur grandma they 20 bucks spared onto 1$'s
🤓
show me your balance
then i will show you mine
😂 ✌️
Daym Daniel
S
The big Jeff one's?
things to do with him
Ive had enough of the torment
Better go sleep

😛😛
F-f-files?!
Wtf
no pun intended

🇮🇱
anywayssss
I wanted to say something SO BADLY
Maybe...
17000.01
Its an album cover
sounds like a price for a burger in mcdonalds
yeahhhhh I dont think so
Its the balance i have in my standoff 2 inventory
17 38 ay I'm like hey wassup hello
aint nothin but a g thang baby
if you win i give you 20 dollars
crypto
only
I dont have a crypto wallet thats a thing
I want your whole life.
hmmm no
not in that way
if i lost the match ?
no no ms
Have you ever played SO2.....with your LIFE on the line?
baisclly you will give me something rare
what rare?
in ur inventory
ah
and if u win Im giving u a knife from temu
i dont have an account
I think its stolen
i need to insall the game first
...
then we can do the 1 vs 1
🥷 NO
how long will it take
wassupp
who is bro
10 minutes
bruv I love ur confidence lets do things together
HUH
this game's update took me 8 hours and 30mins
its not weird to give the bros a good night kiss
Bad internet
Okay the game is installed
Ohh
My account is banned
Bp Sticker packs might be a better investment than bp crates/boxes
How😭?
I don’t know
Ur so2 acc?
Are you the same bedirhan from 2020
Yeahhh
w pfp🥹
hai
Flying Gorilla
Weeeeiiii

I fr believe its and searchd
u are not
I am
Who gives a shit, realistically
Any proof?
Its not like youre gonna put ur rank on your resume
no i will
I like your profile effect
ty
Do you guys play with acceleration on? Why do you use it?
The realest shit i've heard today
Comfortabel
I hope year of the horse event case gonna drop
My sensitivity is 3.07 and my acceleration is 0.30. Is that reasonable?
3.07 ? Is that not high?
What if you use hack any video?
I play on like .7
Son😭😭😭
What son😔 
I installed standoff 2 10 minutes ago
I think it's good.
Are u makein up excuses?
Your old acc id ?
thanks bro
None talking to you 👏
Np
Check photos
Id?
I can say what ever i want gng ✌️💔🥀
Fr ?
Ts is a discord server not a private convo
Okey dont get mad😔
276400154
i will add

🤔
yo
Yo
what do you think to sell the stickers of horse red ones or to have them
Do you recommend using acceleration?
What do you mean
Send poto 😬
Middle one is good
Other 
7 its good also
not that one
like the stickers from this season
that sell for 41 gold
should i sell them now or i wait
Wait
Add me
w speed
But game didn’t count
Bro who is playing with scope guns
And I didn’t manage to set everything up
-> id:customize
If you want Elite, you should contact @silk moth during it's online hours.
Anyone carry me in comp ? Im gold
A haven’t play since s4 but I. starte 6 month ago
Me wnat?
My rank chamion
But I can play witch my alt ac
C
Ok
426.33 kJ
My phone is 20% I can only one match
Hm?
337.29 kJ
What kj
1141.08 kJ
67
Anyone carry me in comp? Im gold
58.39 kJ
Anyone play comp In 20 minutes?Pheonix?
why is gold so expensive
cause it's gold
is there a method how to pay once and get more and more gold
💎
i dunno
ask others
like investing in the right things
?
i dunno i barelly play
I'd say investing into old skins
seen those rise a decent amount
😔
how the hell did u get 48k hourd tho
hard work
🦛
Explain tho
ye but
Do u keep ur pc on ro what
Or*
@clear flax wanna 1v1
Id own you sorry

😔
i haven't touched the game ina while tho
then why make that statement lmao
idk
Lemme finish
My game
And uh then i can come on so2
U here?
Lol
🦛
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Have gazillion dollars
People here talk more than in Brazilian chat rooms.
Anyone can answer. What are your top 3 "dream items" in standoff 2?
One message removed from a suspended account.
Yuss
iamgine
accept rqst
About what?
Why text when you can walk in the axlebolt hq and talk to them directly
What is the best glove for kunai cold flame?
:3
She’s elite
yea ik
i don't play good
not a yes or no is it
wait me an 20 minutes
20 minutes??
send me your ID
i can't wait that long
192735973
What rank is u?
bronze
Rlly?
stop the cap
How can i report a cheater ?
thats an troll acc
I have video

shhhh
yea man
i sent an invite
press the button report cheater
if u have played MMR
That aint working gang
that button doesnt do anything
uh
Ggwp
@viscid swan Is having alt accounts in so2 a bannable offence?
no
Doing any investing?
How can i send one photo
To explain why is this happening every time
Someone is joining our lobby text something in russian i think
No, I just use them to play
And they’re all the same rank
omg are u lilith
Not Lilith so2 but I am a Lilith yes
ofc i know that, i was talking bout the goddess one
glad to hear that
Yayyy

mmmm
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