💬│english-chat

[tiny ember]

hel is this real

[north briar]

Lemme get to lv2

[summer pollen]

my friends trust factor is cooked he can only match cheaters

[shell merlin]

where are y'all from

[devout bobcat]

One guy made a mistake by telling he sold his account. I got it banned

[pallid void]

he got 100s of alts, all legend

[sick cave]

Lmao 😭

[north briar]

🌍

[pallid void]

dk how to get those banned

[north briar]

I am a bird

Non negotiable

[summer pollen]

its not even fun last time we tried to play we matched the same hacker 2 game in row

[shell merlin]

oh cool country

[tiny ember]

simple , just report it to Gaben

[compact blaze]

🐡

[sick cave]

Ik a friend of mine that plays on pc and every time I match up with him, it's always a match with cheats

[devout bobcat]

You mean Abdulin Ildar

[summer pollen]

yeah its terrible we matched 8/10 cheater with my friend

[tiny ember]

Average HK comp experience

cant stop me by using trio manuals till Elite

[pallid void]

gaben eating nuts, cant give a anti cheat

[sick cave]

I just stopped playing with him every time he sends an invite 😭✌️

[tiny ember]

I might wanna try full shotguns next season

[summer pollen]

thats a method

my friend just made new acc

and now we match cheaters again

cuz everyone report him

[sick cave]

Lmao

[tiny ember]

A human discovery of smurfing

[neon orbit]

How about selling gold.I just want to sell my 6k gold for 50bucks?is it forbidden?

[summer pollen]

well he is ex semi pro and is low trust on his main acc with 3k hours and og medals😭

[zinc ledge]

yolo

[tiny ember]

This is why i change my play style to autistic

[summer pollen]

method?

[undone holly]

No buisness here buddy

[tiny ember]

Wanna see my silly current play style?

[summer pollen]

sure

[neon orbit]

Aight Just asking

[limpid horizon]

NEWEST CODE?

[devout bobcat]

First rule #📖│server-rules

[undone holly]

Kk

[tiny ember]

use code Among us

[summer pollen]

low cortisol gameplay

[tiny ember]

#📸│photos , witness the headache game play

[summer pollen]

i just watched

[tiny ember]

my old game style used to be calm and has this kind of sense where if i hear footsteps i shot at the thin walls which led to players think i have wall hack or sum shi

[limpid horizon]

it doesnt work

[devout bobcat]

We met before?

[tiny ember]

obviously

[summer pollen]

we met before

[limpid horizon]

than what is newest code

[devout bobcat]

Kinda hard to remember people when they constantly change their name every year

[tiny ember]

Cant believe u dont remember me

[summer pollen]

i havent changed my name ever..

[compact blaze]

🐡

Bro's unknown Litterally

[devout bobcat]

Exactly

[summer pollen]

i used to be kinda controversial person here

[devout bobcat]

Must be in DD

[compact blaze]

🐡

[summer pollen]

i might hold this servers record actually

[compact blaze]

Nah

[devout bobcat]

Good thing the great purge happened in 2021

[tiny ember]

The underling of Lobter 🦞 , the second in command of Amber 🦊 , Ray adopted twin and quite a ragebaiter of hel.

[summer pollen]

wdym nah

[tiny ember]

I kinda have fuzzy memory having interaction with ax thou

[compact blaze]

You're nowhere near close to be the most controversial here tbh, there's always worse

[tiny ember]

well this wasn't the acc i used to chat with them

[devout bobcat]

They deleted the messages. All the fine shyte we did with DD soldiers

We accidentally recruited a cheater once

[compact blaze]

I've got more 🐡

[tiny ember]

ur 3 years behind me

[devout bobcat]

He got exiled

[summer pollen]

fr?

[abstract turtle]

Why was so unfortunate to know about the game but didn’t bother to play before 2023
Probably because i was busy playing untitled car driving simulator 2019

[north briar]

That's insane

[compact blaze]

If i count all the bans, perma and temporary

Yeah

[summer pollen]

wtf!

[tiny ember]

Bro forgot to invest in CSGO clone shenanigans

[undone holly]

Cs2?

[tiny ember]

This is so cold 🦕

[compact blaze]

🐡

[abstract turtle]

I would’ve probably been rich till now given, I would’ve probably saved all the original collection skins

[civic robin]

Where do I redeem Codes

[tiny ember]

Ironically i never got banned ever. Mostly just mute limao

[civic robin]

is there any working/active promo codes?

[compact blaze]

If i have to be honnest it's not cold, just a bit pathetic, some bans were not really deserved, but it is what it is 🐡

[north briar]

I got muted on my first day

[tiny ember]

[civic robin]

is there ANY promo codes that work

[sudden dew]

iamgine

[tiny ember]

There's slight bit of gaslighting of a person named FabM when the fabm shotgun was released on day one

[compact blaze]

🐡

He's back

[north briar]

kcab s'eH

[devout bobcat]

[north briar]

🐡

[summer pollen]

@devout bobcat ur helper so u own standoff right

[devout bobcat]

I wish

[undone holly]

Nah

[summer pollen]

he does how would he have that role if he didnt

[devout bobcat]

Where can I buy Axlebolt stock shares

I wanna own 20% of the company

[undone holly]

He js help ppl

[summer pollen]

because he owns this game

how would he know answers if he didnt own this

[undone holly]

Bro nah

[undone holly]

It's in rules gng😭

[summer pollen]

well he made the rules

[north briar]

He is the game

[undone holly]

No axlebolt did

Check role

[summer pollen]

bro

i am joking

[north briar]

[undone holly]

😭

[north briar]

🪣

[final citrus]

[tiny ember]

[north briar]

🥛

[devout bobcat]

Nice emoji spam

Here’s 1 hour history of cs skins

[simple flower]

[north briar]

🎨

[civic robin]

gangs is there any Working promo codes?

[north briar]

No

How'd I know ?

I'm new

Also a bird.

[civic robin]

none of the codes are working smh

[craggy ether]

[compact blaze]

There is none

That's why

Use your brain

[civic robin]

I'm trying to when I'm getting codes off chrome

[craggy ether]

No thanks

[civic robin]

there's alot that's quote on quote working

[compact blaze]

There is none that works

[tiny ember]

Anything for codes

[civic robin]

smh

[tiny ember]

I got better codes for u

[abstract turtle]

Those are all inactive

Dont bother trying

[north briar]

W

Job Application

[civic robin]

I literally have a part time job

oh my days

[devout bobcat]

Bloke took the “codes” from some goofy ahh article sites

[north briar]

[tiny ember]

which mean u got a bucks there

[north briar]

🍺 em

[civic robin]

I don't usually p2w in games with sweats ngl

[abstract turtle]

I was attempting this when my inventory consisted of only 5 common skins but it didn’t work

[devout bobcat]

Skins are purely cosmetic, if you want it you gotta spend it

[north briar]

Tis a curse

[tiny ember]

"Here's a working promo codes for Standoff 2 shooter game , made by Axlebolt with over 100 million downloads. Grab it while it last!"

[abstract turtle]

Indeed cursed

[north briar]

The default skins look realistic,why you'd want to doll up guns is beyond me

[tiny ember]

indeed

spends 600$ on 1 gacha character

[pallid canopy]

how to fix the matchmaking problem on Indian Server ?

[devout bobcat]

That’s why the skins have value

[civic robin]

I am trying to get points to buy Crates but I barely win because most of my opponents or Allies are way too ahead of me

[tiny ember]

I want my gun to farts instead.

[devout bobcat]

Skin loses value when everyone owns it

[civic robin]

unlike other games, stand off doesn't have a "if you're new you'll be paired with new players and new opponents"

[devout bobcat]

The feeling of exclusivity vanished

[north briar]

Yeah, it's like money during inflation.

[fervent plover]

(gensin)

[civic robin]

gambling

[tiny ember]

unhinged g22 pixel camo , slowly increasing the prices

[north briar]

🌽

🏈

[undone holly]

It should be 10g

[tiny ember]

gensin khans ipact

[fervent plover]

you need premium team +3 sup

[north briar]

The legends were true !

[abstract turtle]

If i create a new account and play a tdm, im able to get 50 kills
But if try on my account which is lvl 274 i will end up getting slimed 4 times before getting a single kill
So i disagree

[tiny ember]

booster be boosting anything atp

They should boost my rank

[north briar]

Real slick

[undone holly]

Aren't u master or elite or legend?

[north briar]

Maybe boost my rank

[tiny ember]

im neither

[undone holly]

Oh

[abstract turtle]

Duel is the only mode im reliably able to get legend at whenever i want

[undone holly]

I hate duel

Useless

[tiny ember]

Its a one sided braincell mode , thats why

[north briar]

I played many FPS games.
Why don't I get a headshot in is strange.

[abstract turtle]

And people fail at such a simple task

[tiny ember]

Clearly u need to use Soulja Boy Console™ to achive it

[north briar]

[abstract turtle]

Thats a joke

[north briar]

I almost pressed "BUY" on Temu !

Thanks G

You're a lifesaver!

[tiny ember]

[north briar]

🗣️

[abstract turtle]

I want a newer iPhone
Time to get a job

[north briar]

Bank a rob

[abstract turtle]

Obviously i wont see the light of day if i try that

[tiny ember]

Consider urself to be a Infinix glazer

[north briar]

Iphone ?

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tiny ember]

Join my side. The 1500$ useless dead motherboard gang

[north briar]

Xiaomi !

[abstract turtle]

The newer model isnt available in my country at the moment so i will complain

[north briar]

Cheap

[tiny ember]

Wait until the moment comes

[north briar]

Maybe tomorrow

[compact blaze]

🐡

[north briar]

I'm sick of pufferfish

[compact blaze]

Blowfish 🐡

Not pufferfish smh

[abstract turtle]

Too toxic

[north briar]

Nein

[tiny ember]

Mfghh....,
blrufh..
blurfp

.

blup
pops

[compact blaze]

Bloup

🫧 🐡

[north briar]

I refuse

Thou shalt not beguile me into thine wretched games !

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tiny ember]

mmfgh..,

[compact blaze]

We're not british or some old ppl 🐡

[north briar]

Behold as I spread these wings of mine

🕊️

[tiny ember]

Thou i shall thouing your into thou then death by sthu sthu

[abstract turtle]

Sear this fowl at once

[north briar]

🐺

[north briar]

Istg,I saw you type this before.

[tiny ember]

Curse this fowl at once for its obsolescence

[abstract turtle]

You maybe cursed to see it again then

[ruby basin]

someone 1v1

192735973

[midnight furnace]

We got shakespere in the chat

[midnight furnace]

Ok

[north briar]

These wings, reminiscent of a Seraph's divinity,white as clouds - ARE FREE !!

[abstract turtle]

I should Curse them with my internet

🥀

[north briar]

Trap me you shall not

The heavens are mine to explore

[tiny ember]

Shakespeare didn't shake for this

[abstract turtle]

No shaking a spear

[midnight furnace]

[north briar]

Bound thou art,to the wretched soil

[tribal tapir]

how can i be a developer for standoff 2 ?

[placid raven]

hello looking for some good players to go with me legend right now am master anyone interested

[late gazelle]

step 1 be russian

[tribal tapir]

no

[tiny ember]

Bro bought a premium 𝓔𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱

[tribal tapir]

im german

[north briar]

Bereft thou art of Heaven's magnifince !

[late gazelle]

then you aint becoming one

[north briar]

I'll stop

[tiny ember]

be mongolz 🇲🇳

[tribal tapir]

hwo did gekko became one ?

[north briar]

Yeah

[midnight furnace]

I pray thee to quit your stupidity

[north briar]

Bro

[late gazelle]

idk

[ruby basin]

im still waiting

[north briar]

Just backlog a bit

💔

I know restraint

[tribal tapir]

who is the owner

?

[midnight furnace]

Oh Sry, lemme send friend request

[tribal tapir]

i need to speak to the owner

he needs me

im a pro progammer

[north briar]

Malekaren

[tiny ember]

I wish u program to make the game region lock instead

[north briar]

NO !

We must jump between servers

[tiny ember]

I wonder what on those russian players mind when they saw a red number during server selection matchmaking

[tribal tapir]

which region mf

[devout bobcat]

https://axlebolt.com/en/vacancies vacancies are limited

[tribal tapir]

im not good with csharp i only code with c or cpp

[tiny ember]

Each region, russian will remain in Russia server and other country players remain on their country server respectively

[tribal tapir]

nah

thats a trash idea

[tiny ember]

[tribal tapir]

for real

[tiny ember]

humps

[devout bobcat]

I see violation happening here

[late gazelle]

just do it(tm)

[tiny ember]

I feel global offensive

[north briar]

Actually,Nap is good

He isn't that bad

[tribal tapir]

just close your eyes

[tiny ember]

Okay now i feel state defensive

[tribal tapir]

then you wont see it happening

[north briar]

🫂

[devout bobcat]

Very typical

[tribal tapir]

why

did i get a warn

wtf

[tiny ember]

this makes me global offensive : 2

[tribal tapir]

i wanna complain

about you

thats not fair

[abstract turtle]

Counter strike the global offensive

[tiny ember]

obsolescence

[north briar]

I see

[abstract turtle]

Maybe its cursed to a point where it lost its obsolescence

[north briar]

Sorry.

[vocal token]

Curse i have a questions

Question

[abstract turtle]

Go ahead then

[north briar]

Holy English

🌽

[vocal token]

How many Hours you have Hours on standoff And when did you got legend

[north briar]

I take that back

[tiny ember]

bro got interviewed

[north briar]

Wait no

[late gazelle]

private information case dismissed

jkjk

[vocal token]

Xd

[devout bobcat]

[tiny ember]

my 9k hours cant save this

[vocal token]

Gg im cooked

[abstract turtle]

1628 hours and I got legend in s9

[vocal token]

Damn

Whats your sens? Xd

[ruby basin]

who wants to 1v1

[late gazelle]

bradar what is this

[north briar]

Yeah, he's definitely doing it on purpose

[late gazelle]

lets go

[abstract turtle]

2 for both
And 1.40 acceleration

[north briar]

Hol on

[tiny ember]

Bro bout to get doxxed

[ruby basin]

ok sandstone this time

[north briar]

Was ?

[late gazelle]

okokok

[tiny ember]

acceleration in a mid 26

[north briar]

Ai caan speek een inglis tuhh

!

[compact blaze]

🐡

Oui

[summer pollen]

for me maybe 500

[ruby basin]

192735973

[vocal token]

Ok nice sens i have 1,96 And 1,69 accelarition 0 and aim smoothing

[tiny ember]

same to you

[vocal token]

0 too

[abstract turtle]

I have to use it because ive been using it since 2023 when I started
Otherwise im genuinely gonna be pathetic

[tiny ember]

[compact blaze]

What

[summer pollen]

yall have weird sens

[north briar]

I feel threatend

[abstract turtle]

1.69 is too much

[tiny ember]

ironically aim smoothness and acceleration serve almost same purposes

[north briar]

Surrounded by pros

[vocal token]

For me no

[abstract turtle]

Im not a pro

[north briar]

Wait,it was an abbreviation for sensitivity

[late gazelle]

my old sens was 5.00 3.00 2.00 bro

[vocal token]

Bros Is trolling people

[north briar]

I jumped the gun too quickly

[compact blaze]

1.7 sens
1.4 scope sens
0.6 acc
🫧🐡

[tiny ember]

aim 10
scope 10
acceleration 0
aim smoothness 0

[north briar]

What's the optimal value ?

[summer pollen]

i have 3.49 sens 2.45 scope and 0.17 acc

[devout bobcat]

🦛🚿

He is so hot

[abstract turtle]

My gameplay has questionable lately
Because im not finding the urge to play consistently

[compact blaze]

Idk don't ask me

[summer pollen]

on ipad

[tiny ember]

holy uneven numbers , my ocd cant take this

[compact blaze]

Fr

Make it at least 3.5

[north briar]

What's the optimal sensitivity ?

[devout bobcat]

[summer pollen]

well it works because 3.50 would be too much

[abstract turtle]

17000.01 gold

[vocal token]

And i hade my old acc but it got hacked

[tiny ember]

[compact blaze]

🐡

Criminal

[tiny ember]

@compact blaze u use sniper often?

[compact blaze]

Sometimes yeah

[devout bobcat]

I bought 0.60g worth of skin just to complete the 10000.00g balance

[summer pollen]

whats yall fav map?

[vocal token]

I had there 1 legend but i got 1 year off standoff And Now playing IT again

[north briar]

No

[tiny ember]

Did u "quickswap" ?

[compact blaze]

I try to play it to be not just be the worst awp 🐡

[abstract turtle]

I always do the same

[devout bobcat]

Your house

[compact blaze]

Lost me already

[tiny ember]

the double "q" keyboard thing

[north briar]

I'm actually poo at this game

[abstract turtle]

The awm jadestone st has made me use the awm around 70% more

[tiny ember]

shot - quickswap to pistol/knife then awm back at most 0.01s

[devout bobcat]

I found something in your snack box

[devout bobcat]

Is that drug?

[north briar]

A glock.

[compact blaze]

I do 🫧🐡

[tiny ember]

This is a lie , and I'll file a complain to PETA tomorrow

[summer pollen]

doing that to save 5 milliseconds 😛😛

[compact blaze]

🐡

Can't i quickswap

[devout bobcat]

Least autistic gameplay:

[tiny ember]

thats the purpose tho

[compact blaze]

🐡

[tiny ember]

its a habit from my pc fps experience

[summer pollen]

i never buy awp but sometimes when i pick it up i make crazy montages

[compact blaze]

I always quickswap anyways even when there's no one around tbh, i just don't shoot

[north briar]

Wait,So2 is on pc ?

[tiny ember]

Only so2 can do quickswap properly compared to cops and fa

[tiny ember]

nein

[abstract turtle]

Emulator users

[summer pollen]

emulator should be bannable

[viral comet]

did y'all have some promo code

[north briar]

BlueStacks etc.

[north briar]

no

[abstract turtle]

Yeah

[compact blaze]

Youtubers being on them 🐡

[tiny ember]

I have a pride ya know , mobile game will always meant to be played on mobile

[summer pollen]

just ban them too

[devout bobcat]

Nope

[tiny ember]

It baffles me how this emulator players have dozens of excuses

[viral comet]

expired right?

[devout bobcat]

My reckless pride will one day drive me off the cliff

[compact blaze]

It is what it is

[north briar]

I suppose so,the key mapping does make many actions quicker.

[viral comet]

or this game didn't have promo code?

[tiny ember]

"Im bad at phone"

csgo is free fam

[north briar]

Who'll drive?

[devout bobcat]

Me

[viral comet]

that's right

[tiny ember]

Nuh uh , emu still cant quickswap faster than mobile.

[compact blaze]

🐡

[north briar]

Daring eh ?

[compact blaze]

Never seen someone speak such truth

[north briar]

[summer pollen]

ion remember the last time i have matched someone with emulator

[tiny ember]

Generational beef since zone 9 clan battle incident

[devout bobcat]

I played with emulator player

[compact blaze]

Especially as well

[north briar]

I'm not that proficient at this game to know that.

[compact blaze]

Csgo and cs2 runs better than standoff 2 ig

[north briar]

Works for others tho

[tiny ember]

U can remember them today , its on hk servers
right now

[compact blaze]

English

Not whatever it is

That you speak

[hexed igloo]

me when i lie

[viral comet]

u're in english chat dude

[hybrid hound]

Can you speak Arabic?

[compact blaze]

No

[tiny ember]

He can habibi

[devout bobcat]

I can read arabic. But I didn’t understand it

[compact blaze]

No point in learning it anyways

[north briar]

Even if he could,he isn't obligated to

[alpine bluff]

Lie you can get rich in dubai

[compact blaze]

Can be rich in switzerland

[tiny ember]

Just a common tricks cs 1.6 player uses

[devout bobcat]

My honest response when non lingua franca people finds out we don’t speak their language:

🦩

[compact blaze]

🐡

[tiny ember]

mmgfhh...,

[devout bobcat]

People in Dubai are just bunch of posers

[summer pollen]

u must be rich in switzerland*

its so expensive place

[hybrid hound]

No, there are many Arabs who play the game.

[north briar]

🧵 👌

[compact blaze]

Some people have an average life even in switzerland

[tiny ember]

a 200000€ 1x1 cabin house in Netherlands:

[summer pollen]

yeah some

[north briar]

The Russian server

[north briar]

Nope

[hexed igloo]

Bloody 20 Thousand quid apartment

[north briar]

He's Turkish

[compact blaze]

🐡

[tiny ember]

Even new york toilet stool cost less than this

[north briar]

What did I say ?

💔

[compact blaze]

Bro from turkey

🦃

[summer pollen]

i am from finland

[hexed igloo]

fin ease and ferb

[north briar]

Too brown to be a Cassowary

[compact blaze]

C1 is high level english, thanks

[devout bobcat]

Obviously

[summer pollen]

boy just learn how to play

[compact blaze]

When no brain :

Never said it was only in english

[north briar]

War

I see

[summer pollen]

eva we should play some time since we are playing same servers

[north briar]

🍿

[compact blaze]

🐡

[late gazelle]

@ruby basin i was using my data🤦‍♂️

[hexed igloo]

You can literally bet on anything these days

[devout bobcat]

Asking that question here is diabolical

[tiny ember]

Omw to do illegal job in Poland then migrate to Netherlands just to rob 0.1cm x 0.01mm apartment

[compact blaze]

High level english doesn't imply it's only in english, smh

[devout bobcat]

It’s like asking the cop where he can buy drugs

[summer pollen]

well why not

[late gazelle]

galvanized square steel

[tiny ember]

Can i bet on @hexed igloo

[north briar]

W 🧠

[compact blaze]

If i'm playing and none of my friends are on, sure, why not

[summer pollen]

sjre

[hexed igloo]

I know for a fact there is a site that lets you bet "LeBron James touching his bald head 12 - 16 times during warmup"

[vocal token]

I have question Is there some promocode to get gold or knife

[compact blaze]

You won't get ze answer here

Smh

[late gazelle]

"ohnepixel will vape in 2026 on stream"

[compact blaze]

Think before talking?

[devout bobcat]

“Is there…” that alone automatically indicated that it’s a question. You aint winning in court against me

[summer pollen]

facts

[hexed igloo]

Talk first, think about later

[compact blaze]

He's asking, not saying it exists

[north briar]

He would if he could alr 🥀

[ruby basin]

[compact blaze]

🐡

[north briar]

I think bro's Autistic

[vocal token]

And where i'm gonna get the answer

[compact blaze]

Not even a boy 🐡

[north briar]

Thsi is getting boring

[compact blaze]

No promocodes for gold or knifes

[north briar]

holy 🌽 ⚽

Famboy he says

[devout bobcat]

Polymarket

🦩

[compact blaze]

Incel be like :

[devout bobcat]

I betted on it for some extra bucks

[hexed igloo]

😔

[abstract turtle]

“Our little comedian”

[compact blaze]

🐡

Oui very funny

[hexed igloo]

I did

[compact blaze]

[late gazelle]

baget

[north briar]

Baguette

[hexed igloo]

if you got a problem

[compact blaze]

I'd say some french but i'd get banned from what it means 🐡

[north briar]

I'll sto

p

[ruby basin]

@compact blaze lets 1v1

[north briar]

I'm clearly in the wrong

[devout bobcat]

Too late, already issued

[north briar]

Fair nough

[compact blaze]

I'm not logged on, my phone charging, plus i am not veri goude 🐡

[north briar]

Racism wasn't part of the package after all

[devout bobcat]

I’m told to gatekeep the info

[ruby basin]

have u heard of the nike slogan

before

[compact blaze]

Not boosted, i reached elite after the calib

Legit

Solo

[ruby basin]

it's just do it @compact blaze

192735973 is my id

ill be ready whenever

[devout bobcat]

Info is not disclosed to the public

[compact blaze]

I'm not ready to get whipped 🐡

[ruby basin]

me either

ur elite

[coral lintel]

[north briar]

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

I'll think about it

If i even remember about it

[ruby basin]

you dodged my 1v1s a couple times

when will you remember

[compact blaze]

Never 🫧 🐡

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[ruby basin]

@compact blaze if ur boosted just say that

there's no shame in telling the truth

[devout bobcat]

I joined cuz I have “inside friends”

[late gazelle]

abi type the company name right atleast

[ruby basin]

scared to 1v1 bronze

[compact blaze]

I reached ze elite after calib in solo, it's just after a calib match got cancelled i went back elite with a team, but 🫧 🐡
Some games i did well, some others nope, and lately i don't perform as good as when i did the comp matches, so i'm not doing 1v1 because i'm rusty

[abstract turtle]

Im constantly getting disconnected from ingame

[ruby basin]

"ze elite" i already gave up reading

[north briar]

That's like the "oldest" trick in the book.

[compact blaze]

That's what you claim to be, alts exists to fake being bronze etc 🫧 🐡

[compact blaze]

[devout bobcat]

Ze bebsi

[compact blaze]

It is what it is

[devout bobcat]

🦃

[compact blaze]

He has it

[ruby basin]

come online & ill show u im bronze

[compact blaze]

Give your id, i'll check later 🫧 🐡

Once i check i'll add

[ruby basin]

192735973

[devout bobcat]

🦩

I’m gonna hop on defuse

[north briar]

🕊️

[ruby basin]

in all seriousness

why is allies so unbalanced

[compact blaze]

I'll check later, transfered it to an discord alt so i can still see ze id

[north briar]

I'll try to figure out the game, tomorrow.

Pretty late it is

[ruby basin]

no check rn

[north briar]

Turn in I will

[compact blaze]

He asked himself

[devout bobcat]

I’m practicing my rights here which you don’t have

[abstract turtle]

Joining you

[devout bobcat]

If you die, you nab

[compact blaze]

Fine 🫧 🐡

[abstract turtle]

I am already one

[ruby basin]

this was her btw

[compact blaze]

🐡

Oui

[ruby basin]

@compact blaze add me 192735973

[compact blaze]

(idek what we talking about i never remember)

[compact blaze]

Oh i see now, thanks for ze reminder 🫧 🐡

[ruby basin]

are u gonna add me

or no

[compact blaze]

Later yeah

Just give me a bit so my phone charges

[ruby basin]

my phone is literally at 12%

[compact blaze]

Then i'll get like owned cause i'm not gud 🫧 🐡

[ruby basin]

just do it

192735973

[abstract turtle]

Look at the obsolete little obsolescence

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

Won't change my opinion

I only play when i got high battery
Either way 90W charger, won't be long

[ruby basin]

bro

@abstract turtle add my account

for 1v1

[abstract turtle]

I wont bother to, ill lose

[devout bobcat]

My condolence to the battery

[ruby basin]

ohmy god

[compact blaze]

It'll be fine

[ruby basin]

@devout bobcat lets 1v1

[devout bobcat]

It's like slapping a high end turbocharger into a 1.5L petrol engine

[ruby basin]

ur servers

[abstract turtle]

What’s the region btw?

[ruby basin]

europe

[abstract turtle]

Worth a shot if you play Singapore

[ruby basin]

go ahead

ill even play india

[abstract turtle]

Send your id

[ruby basin]

192735973

[abstract turtle]

Thats worse for me

[mossy saddle]

Bruh

[ruby basin]

I meant ill play any region

[devout bobcat]

I'm a great spectator

🦛

[sudden dew]

negative

[compact blaze]

Ah 🫧 🐡

Sad

[devout bobcat]

ungine

[flint finch]

Guys

[sudden dew]

Guy

[flint finch]

How can i know which skin is going to increase price

[vocal token]

I have one more question on all people

[devout bobcat]

The art of guessing

[abstract turtle]

@ruby basin gg, nice equaliser

[sudden dew]

If you want to know you, then you just have to mass buy the skin of your choice

[flint finch]

Wdym bro

[flint finch]

Ok boss

[ruby basin]

gg

[devout bobcat]

He in fact, did not hop on defuse

[sudden dew]

Either that or guessing

[abstract turtle]

I got distracted whilst doing a 1v1

[devout bobcat]

Planned Obsolescence

[flint finch]

is fable going to be offsale after this season?

[vocal token]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/230707884

[vocal token]

Do someone know how this work

[sudden dew]

Ask John Standoff

[vocal token]

Bcs i dont

[devout bobcat]

Idk

[flint finch]

Who s that

[devout bobcat]

Ask Abdulin Ildar

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[sudden dew]

🦕

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tribal tapir]

How old are you babygurl

[north briar]

🐦

[vocal token]

Ay yo

[sudden dew]

[compact blaze]

No thanks

[vocal token]

🌶️

[north briar]

Double it and give it to the next person

[tribal tapir]

It was not a yes no question

[tribal tapir]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

[north briar]

Thanks,you too

[vocal token]

🤣🤣

[sudden dew]

can i be the next person

[tribal tapir]

…

[vocal token]

Ok

[devout bobcat]

Save the last for me

[sudden dew]

[tribal tapir]

What is the hacker coding?

[devout bobcat]

iamgine

[north briar]

Well well, the lots are all but decided

[devout bobcat]

[sudden dew]

i am hacking the white house rn

big scary stuff

[north briar]

Just learn python lil bro

🥀

[devout bobcat]

Now he’s gonna dm me blaming for the mute when in fact, it was the auto filter

[north briar]

"What's hacking code ?"

[sudden dew]

"just learn python" brutal 💔

[north briar]

The guy didn't flinch

🗣️

He has convictions

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

Amscared

[abstract turtle]

That was so obsolete of me

[alpine bluff]

Hi

[alpine bluff]

Hi

[compact blaze]

Hey, hru?

[abstract turtle]

Hi

[alpine bluff]

Good, I'm going to study for something

Wbu?

[north briar]

Oh,the things we do to stay relevant

[vocal token]

How Are you all

[north briar]

🥀

[abstract turtle]

Consistency is everything

[north briar]

Satire.

[north briar]

Before you get embarrassed for not receiving a reply

I'm fine

[compact blaze]

Doing good as well

[abstract turtle]

Your English seems way too advanced and i still understand its meaning

[north briar]

Liar

@vocal token wbu ?

[abstract turtle]

I barely study for my English tests and ace them

[north briar]

How you holdin up ?

[vocal token]

Good i think

[north briar]

Good

[sudden dew]

Good

[north briar]

Just a wink of sleep and a bit of praise is fine men

[vocal token]

Can i play with someone in here

Whos chating now

[sudden dew]

Hop on fort

[devout bobcat]

My consistency score is 91

[sudden dew]

Same with my iq score

[north briar]

Daring and Competitive ?

[devout bobcat]

Car control score is 95

[north briar]

No, speaking a language without proper symbols is but a rude mockery.

[north briar]

I see

[devout bobcat]

Planned obsolescence

[north briar]

IQ ?

[devout bobcat]

Microslop suddenly decided a perfectly working and capable machine can no longer run their latest operating system cuz the hardware was 4 years old:

[north briar]

W move

[north briar]

Same here

Stuck on Win 10

[devout bobcat]

My childhood laptop still runs on Windows 7🦛

It has cs source in it

[north briar]

You're 8 years old ?

[devout bobcat]

Mods, arrest this individual

[north briar]

Context is a strange thing friend

[devout bobcat]

Figure it out on your own

[north briar]

You write a sentence and then jump to sth way unrelated

[devout bobcat]

That’s how I was raised

[north briar]

No,I don't think I will

[devout bobcat]

Nobody told me anything, I was forced to figure it out myself

[north briar]

I respect your wishes

[devout bobcat]

And thus the adaptability skill was unlocked

[north briar]

Last I heard adaptability

It was Dark Souls 2

[devout bobcat]

High risk high reward

[north briar]

People constantly cried about the bosses, hit boxes bla bla bla

Are we on the same page ?

I think we're just singing our own tunes

@devout bobcat

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna commit some driving

[north briar]

Please have mercy on the people

[warped wind]

Hi chat

[north briar]

Hey

[north briar]

That's it ?

No more smll talk ?

[sick stirrup]

Wich one case will remove next season ?

[warped wind]

Fable

[sick stirrup]

Do they tell you beforehand?

[warped wind]

ea

[astral stream]

Someone to play competitive

?

[sick stirrup]

Ea? What is ea?

[warped wind]

Early accses

[sick stirrup]

Ok

[sudden dew]

1.6 better

[north briar]

I suppose today's the longest I've been online

[compact blaze]

Ok 🫧 🐡

[north briar]

I think the world's healing

[compact blaze]

Nah

[sudden dew]

Today is the longest i've been alive for

[compact blaze]

Wild

🫧 🐡

[north briar]

I fr thought I was legit gonna get slapped with "Who asked ?"

[sudden dew]

Who asked ?

[compact blaze]

Who asked ?

🫧 🐡

[lime orchid]

Does anyone konw about pokemon card?

[sudden dew]

No but i watch you sleep at night

[north briar]

What in blazes ?

Is he on about ?

[north briar]

This doesn't count.

[compact blaze]

Who asked ?

[lime orchid]

Okey california n****e

[lime orchid]

Where do I live pliz tell me

[north briar]

What matters is that the first thing that came to your mind is decency !

I am impressed

[sudden dew]

Some place you call "home"

In a fantasy place you call "street"

[lime orchid]

No

[compact blaze]

He's homeless

[north briar]

I'd suggest a small igloo far north, preferably near Grønland.

[lime orchid]

No I live next to my neighbor

[sudden dew]

The bald one or the asian one

[north briar]

That way you won't bother good people with asinine questions.

[lime orchid]

keep trying

[north briar]

Gng it's an ice house

Wym try ?

[lime orchid]

None

[north briar]

💔

[sudden dew]

Drop your coords in the chat

[lime orchid]

Okey

1min

[north briar]

L move

[lime orchid]

How can a send link map?

Google map

[north briar]

What in tarnation is your issue !

That IS your location

Maybe this is modern humour

🥀

[lime orchid]

41°37'04.7"N 45°56'54.0"E

[sudden dew]

can i use your identity on a dating app

[north briar]

🕊️

[lime orchid]

I am not form America or Asia country

From

[north briar]

Well,that leaves the gulf

Africa

South America

[sudden dew]

i would like to disqualify myself from the conversation

[north briar]

Since he didn't say Americas

[hoary wyvern]

Yeah I can tell

[north briar]

And the "default" America in a conversation is the North.

[lime orchid]

We dont need femboys sorry

[hoary wyvern]

What're you gonna do about it

[lime orchid]

Nothing just you konw

[hoary wyvern]

You're pretty bad at spelling

[north briar]

He'll snitch.

[lime orchid]

near Russia

[hoary wyvern]

Lol

[sudden dew]

Why u spamming games on your discord activity

[north briar]

Ukraine,Polska ?

[ashen matrix]

Do you know when the update is coming?

Someone

[lime orchid]

No old history

[hoary wyvern]

Because I play a lot of games

[north briar]

He's gotten us for a fiddle I'd say.

[hoary wyvern]

Spring, probably

[north briar]

😆

I give up

[sudden dew]

You finish a game in 1 day and move on to the next or what

[north briar]

Is that even possible ?

[lime orchid]

Georgia not state

[hoary wyvern]

Sometimes

[north briar]

H O L Y

[hoary wyvern]

I'm on mobile so I can't see my activity anyways

Last game I finished in a day was signalis

[north briar]

Never heard of it

Which genre?

[hoary wyvern]

Horror

[north briar]

Survival horror ?

[sudden dew]

Did you also finish cyberpunk in a day lol

[north briar]

Is that even remotely pos-

[hoary wyvern]

No, 4

And then I kept playing

[tribal tapir]

Nah C++ is better

[hoary wyvern]

I'm making an immersive modpack for roleplay

[sudden dew]

back to back?

[tribal tapir]

I was going to text you because I did nothing wrong

[hoary wyvern]

Yeah

Well, I took breaks

But it was the only thing I did for 4 days besides eat and sleep

[north briar]

I remember modding Skyrim, quite a while ago.

[sudden dew]

You must have wealthy parents

[hoary wyvern]

No, I just work on a contractual basis, in a job field that pays handsomely

[sudden dew]

Where can i get a job where i won't have to work a day in my life

[north briar]

1. Wealthy parents.
2. Lenient parents.
3. Most importantly,a spine of steel.

[tribal tapir]

Bro modded nothinh

[compact blaze]

Got called a hacker 🫧 🐡

[tribal tapir]

You are one

[hoary wyvern]

I wouldn't say I dont work a day in my life, I just manage my time well. I work in gunsmithing where most jobs are quick

[sudden dew]

Now that sounds like the dream

[compact blaze]

[sudden dew]

Wish i got that kind of time

[north briar]

Whatever shall I do !!
My life is ruined !
Maybe I'd jump.

[compact blaze]

Don't be a crybaby like them

[tribal tapir]

Okay let’s play one match

[hoary wyvern]

It's a lot of work, it's not easy

[tribal tapir]

Proof me that you are not one

[hoary wyvern]

She's not gonna let you hit bro

[sudden dew]

Still i would do anything for time

[tribal tapir]

Bro I need her age first

[compact blaze]

Prove that i am one instead

[north briar]

I swear this is from a meme

[sudden dew]

Play like a beast so you have a chance at impressing her

[tribal tapir]

Maybe then i will hit more then one time

[sudden dew]

Wait what

[hoary wyvern]

@compact blaze how many people come into your dms telling you you're an angel just because you're a woman

[north briar]

No matter how many times you edit your message,you cannot fix your brain running legacy hardware

🥀

[tribal tapir]

all of them are simps

But she needs one like me

A man

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

Idk i stopped counting

[north briar]

"All in" ahh chat

[tribal tapir]

…

[hoary wyvern]

Hope you have dms off lol

[tribal tapir]

Bro thinks he is a sigma now

[compact blaze]

It all goes to dms request in which i just ignore

[compact blaze]

Brainless

[hoary wyvern]

Smart

[compact blaze]

I already have that special someone 🫧 🐡

[north briar]

I'm not so naive as to use the standards of a wolf's society on myself.

Stop watching edits

[sudden dew]

He better be a pufferfish puffing out bubbles

[tribal tapir]

Yeah me

[north briar]

It's ruining you

[tribal tapir]

You found me now

[compact blaze]

Blowfish blowinng ze bubbles out

🫧 🐡

[tribal tapir]

Okay birb

[compact blaze]

No

[north briar]

This is not the wholesome chat I had in mind

[gray nacelle]

Is it forbidden to sell acc and cheat people for money and so on? I constantly reported the person who does it to support and sent evidence.

[north briar]

🕊️

[compact blaze]

Yes forbidden

[hoary wyvern]

'Alpha' males just make me think of radiation and how it can't even penetrate paper

[north briar]

Is it forbidden to <insert felony>

?

[tribal tapir]

@compact blaze where are you from?

[civic robin]

I think I'm getting better

[hoary wyvern]

Hell yeah

[compact blaze]

My mother 🫧 🐡

[tribal tapir]

Okay and where did she gave birth to you?

[north briar]

Rutherford's experiment ?

[gray nacelle]

Hahha i dont know bt i all cheat all scamers reporting

[compact blaze]

In hospital

[tribal tapir]

Where is the hospital located?

[hoary wyvern]

Yeah that diagram

[compact blaze]

In the city that the hospital is in

🐡

[next talon]

He going to ask which hospital 😭

[hoary wyvern]

There's no way this man is under 40

[tribal tapir]

🥀🥀

[north briar]

Who?

[sudden dew]

fr

[compact blaze]

Save me, epstein is after me, but i'm too old compared to his liking

[tribal tapir]

Bruh

[midnight furnace]

Who?

[north briar]

D Piddy

?

[abstract turtle]

Obsolete

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

Cursed

[north briar]

indeed

[tribal tapir]

„I am a birb“

[upper owl]

Messi met Trump

[north briar]

Where's the wholesome chat when I need it ?

[sudden dew]

obsollesence

[compact blaze]

You ain't knowing anything 🫧 🐡

[tribal tapir]

What you mean

[compact blaze]

Bloup

[midnight furnace]

In front of thy two things which you see with.

[abstract turtle]

They need to stop the obsolescence

[hoary wyvern]

I hope your future is bright and long