#💬│english-chat
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Who said i DID like lgbtq
it was an example

Nuh uh
He couldn’t breathe well for a while
Probably in shocked

Yup
this is targeted
Nop
How to
💔
monke
I don't know who said that the earth was created from gases, dust and other substances. How was water made?
molecules
Water was made by human fluid
the answer to what you're asking can be found in a 9th grade science textbook
can be found in a single youtube video
Im in 9th grade and i dont do science
Talk about science
I'm not engaging in this convo anymore, it's unprofessional of me as a helper
Quantum mechanics
its ragebait bro
oh wait thats physics
Quantum computers
Hydrogen + oxygen 
😭😭😭
It has subsided
I got two cheap starracks, g22 starfall and f/s flashing flame
I had like 12 gold
So i managed to get em
Im still trying to sell awm jade stone
They are like my first starracks ever
Pretty cool ngl
F/s tactical st was my first st skin and it was cool
Very nice
I was about to grab tactical instead but the flashing flame looked better
It’s better then tactical but when I bought tactical it wasn’t even in the game then
Ah i see

something funny just happened to me
i woke up to a bug stuck inside my left ear struggling to get out
it's still stuck now, waiting for it to die
😭
Bro what
I just opened discord
I am now closing discord for the day
Jesus christ
huh
waiting for pc's to get seperate games day 1320

are there any admins here to ban some players
they are hacking in vid
I sent it in #📸│photos ( 2 hackers, one on our team and other on their team)
How do I report a cheater? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
They be asking anything just to talk to changba
Swipe right to bring up the left sidebar menu, in the bottom bar you'll see three icons, tap on the one with your pfp. Tap edit profile. Then tap on the pencil icon on your pfp

understandable bro have a great day

At that point my usual response would be “you’re gonna piss me off before you get your answer”
Some droplets of water can drown it
Making in ear bug stew?! 🫥
I’m a serial bug killer

☠️
(I googled it)
way back in second grade I had a fly enter one of my nostrils and it exited through the other nostril
The classmate who witnessed it had the best laugh of his life
What the hell
How the hell y’all managed to get foreign creature inside you 
I accidentally ate a mosquito once
It flew into my mouth and died when it landed on my tongue
that's way more disgusting than both our stories
proteine bro
It tasted like iron

Not bad
Hello
I ate dog food
Like the cookies the eat
And it was bland ngl needed some salt it smelled good so I couldn’t resist 


i poured antiseptic
i woke up to it
like i was awake cause there was buzzing in my ear
You flipping pigs 🐤
🦛

I’m definitely not 
You work as we can see😂😂😂
First rule #📖│server-rules 
Sorry gng
atleast i have a knife 😂
So do i
2 knifes infact
Did i ask?
yes but it gotbdeleted
I have 10 knives


I actually don’t know, I didn’t count them
i had 10 knives

I have 7 knives
I had no knives
10 knives, 7 gloves
i didnt rob a bank
yet
6 knives was my max
However I did not spend a dime to receive them
All of the wealth came from someone else

you're welcome

Anyone for my allies calib? I’m so done with my random leaving

Someone comp champion master? We are elite/thl allies



@hexed igloo 

no need to thank me
what
nothing 
everyone has a pfp in anime form except me and mr m9 blueblood and templar gloves
Nab
:widepepe1: :widepepe2: :widepepe3: :widepepe4:

Wave-kun
meow
too much anime pfp
Agreed 
For the preceding trimonthly interval, I have found myself hopelessly ensnared within the stagnant quagmire of a 2000 matchmaking rating, unable to facilitate even a marginal ascension. Despite my persistent endeavors to transcend this numerical threshold, my competitive progression has succumbed to a state of profound inertia, manifesting as a protracted plateau that defies all strategic recalibration.
You may counter this predicament by saying your farewells to this form of action based entertainment 
maybe in a different universe
Having dissipated a most exorbitant quantum of both my pecuniary assets and precious temporal reserves upon this singular pursuit, I find myself at an irrevocable threshold from which any notion of regression is utterly inconceivable; moreover, I am compelled to acknowledge an unyielding and profound predilection for the intoxicating thrill of engaging in these speculative wagers upon the cases.
Spiderman universe?
That seems to be prohibited in the game rules
Kay
Nice using of chatgpt 
i prefer gemini fine sir
You have wasted 1/12th of a single teaspoon of water for that one prompt of yours
What a shame to waste water
i rather transfer my precious personal compiled data into a company named google than open ai
gemini is so much better. Especially the latest 3.1 model
i dont have wat3r
its been cut for 3 days
What a dangerous predicament
Seek hydration at once
i find it amusing to live in hazardous situations
U r helper now lol
Interesting, i was active in the server around 3 years ago and returned again and now it seems there are helpers
Context is really important
word to bro
🦛
Dissolved 
is it possible to transfer one account to other skins
No
thats sad
Technically it can be done by selling a skin for 0.03 while the other person orders it for the current highest order price
they be doing everything but add a trading system atp
Not the brightest idea, someone with a script can snatch the skin faster by bidding highest 
What to do if the person who makes the request is smarter
can u explain further how can i do that? i wanna atleast try
True, but it can be done safely if you simply wait around 3 seconds until the order price increases by point 1 and it decreases again
Then you can obtain the skin
By following the previous process
i only have 2.3 golds and most valued skin i wanna trasfer is atleast 50 so will i still be able
They said in video that its not coming most likely because of the issue with scams
Nope
You may discuss this to his DM, not here since it’s against the rule
Unfortunately
Do not question it
Alright 
that sucks but i live with whatever thanks anyways
They should add like a special badge for players with over 150 aces right?
(People with 150 aces Already achieved have to do it again to make it fair)
i know
literally no one is asking ts
Just leave a suggestion in their website
it will be rejected100%
aces do NOT matter twin
Most likely smh
They should bring rental market again 
I do recall a answer from the devs to this particular question when the YouTuber mamont asked the devs about it in one of their videos
They said that the rental market was a experimental feature only to test how it would affect the market, so they said its not coming back anytime soon but didnt clearly explain why
That happened long time ago, btw remaster is coming so consequences doesn't matter now
I see
Yo wsp yuall
Bro anti esp did nothing hackers still exist😭
🦛
just like game devs cheat devs make updates too sadly
But i though anti esp was strong enough
guys why has the prices for the knifes got up alot bro
What is the duration of a single season

2 seasons per year
3 calories
Hey fellow phoenix player, let's play comp
@pallid void its buy order bro
ik
that's what i said, i thought u were showing as if u got both of em for .1 G
@young lotus
No no hahaha
mb dawg
I once got an M4 Samurai for 0.10, that was the best I've ever gotten.
Damn
s
hi
does anyone know any codes for something good?
wsp

🦛

I will hang myself and blame you for doing it because of this photo
the question is... how can you blame him if you died?
leave a note
thats the exact dumb thing my ahh will do
okay lets see then
wait what
you remarkable chill out bru Im not trying to filth my name with suic bru
@young lotus ig id
aires
destroy my enimes
and my life
is yours
What? Standoff id?
its not 19's bro,now we have police working for everybody
ys
78015768
u got the Wrong refrence

Only eng
urdu word or smthg?
Nerelisin
Based pfp
Thanks admin
will add you, my ign - calling911
All right bro

Only eng
Ban ban ban
You must go turkish chat

ah mb
Why should I speak english if I have no idea about the english language @fervent plover
🦧
Use translate
@vale lance is that feraon in the pfp
you got diff. language chat, chat on those ig
sorry but i don’t have the translation keyboard
online
shut
🦧
maybe

That's a bad excuse, I'm Brazilian and I use a translator to communicate in all chats, dude.
see you know english why lying
My professor: “for this last minute of the lecture I will introduce chapter 5”
can't logically answer?
dw I’m just trolling
😔
I can see that...the commas are in the exactly right place
nahhhh
Es7ab 3alihum
...
inta wa feraoun in that pfp
How can someone not speak english in big 2067🙏 😭
Howa bel3absh hal le3ba bs bent5oth ga3din
aight bro
proud desi
6777
yala brahitiac
In Brazil, knowing how to speak English is a luxury...
you have luxury then
Brazil you mean tuffland?
where do you get these bro
tuffland 😭
He isn’t a pharaoh
im more sure than you are that he is pharaoh
Im have Internet and minecraft hahaha
not the one in my mind right?
are you guys from egypt or what
no
oh
Hello
🦛
im craving some harddtek songs and playing rlss
He is a fake pharaoh fr👍🏿
syria community
hardtekk weak
NOOOO
do rawstyle
@paper plover wala etla3
out of all the communities you chose syria
Fesh swalif han
i mean click on the sticker
cope
💯
He’s jamaican
🤯
mi tink mi gwan reap wat mi sow
fr
mi tink mi no understand what you said
Jamaican by heart syrian by blood
Imagine if Jamaica was somehow a colonial power and now Bosnia is speaking Jamaican
🙂
serbia💔
They made a truce with the Turks or something
kosovo supremacy
Serbia Jamaica commonwealth
Nab chat, I'm going off 🦛
bye nab
idk about eastern europe politics 
Don't try to understand
It's a pile of hot garbage
oh alr
fr
@paper plover swalifhm t3banah
Schizophrenics and Serbian politicians are two sides of the same coin
@opal remnant bro you ain't that tuff bro
Yup
When you die you either go to heaven or hell but if you were really bad you go to Serbia
serbia is fine
albania
When a Serbian and Albanian get nasty do you think a kosovar or Montenegrin pops out
kosovar
montenegro too lazy to pop out
Son ich bin crine
folk said ich bin crine😭✌️
Ich trink poy soy kai uch sand
dont understand german but somehow knew what that sentence said
im phoenix now in 1v1
Great job man keep it up
How's my German soy
Chat do yall got any ways to buy gold the cheapest? 😭
thank youuuu
Idk dude I only know the most basic of basics about German
Yes. Delete the game
Why gng?
tschüss men
nein alta
Currently you can win games for tokens and either buy tons of those boxes for 250 tokens or that Jade sniper if the boxes are too cheap
Because that's the cheapest
Thank you twin appreciate the tip ,Ur da goat
You can get around 210-ish but the price may vary
gfys
anyone wanna play with me unranked defuse? and vc?
fym fym nein
???
IM NOT gonna start a chain...fym fym fym nein
Nun
6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 nein
...
fym fym fym fym nein
tbf that was funny
I flowkey might 
I would laugh at it if I wasn't touching grass
ok dead chat gotta go
as if it wasnt in the sticker name
🐡
Wrong name then
Bloup blop
Guys how to trade from 1000gold
He's clearly laughing tho
Is this how u laugh
Buy like pattern skin ig
You lose 20%
But only way to transfer gold i'm guessing
No, but it's just obvious it's a laugh
Then ur blind
What knife shoul I buy with 1k I have gloves mimicry
Still pretty funny though
I am trying to trade not to send gold
Lmaoo still better then you
Sell the gloves and buy better knife
Well trading all you need is like
Knowledge abt market and guessing stuff
Nothing more
I have karambit hologram and butterfly saphira already
Got you thanks girl? I guess
I have no words then
how to legend comp @mossy saddle
get better
Looking for good pattern m9 twilight balance 6.5k gold
instruction unclear my teammates are 1-14
burn your teammates with Molotov and do ace an every round

@stray iron is selling one
Jk prism
Mid
Hi
He's offline do u got a pic of the pattern
What else goes with mimicry for 1k

Yea #📸│photos
Played a insane clan battle where our whole team was one 250 ping
We were winning
That ak looks clean
Doing good as well
Niceee
mmm alright
:0
played clan battle on 60fps went 24-3 against elites😭
250 ping while winnin thats crazy
I fell off big time
Hello noob


Nubs
this is real drifting 😳
@vague wasp I'm not very good at English.


What knife should i buy budget 1000
Wait a sec let me look at it
Nah man i dont like those
Fang from Winter Tale collection

Then try kunai

Yes
Mantis or fang?
Mantis fs
mantis is more than 1k
Bcuz i still think the cheapest mantis is better then the fang
Hello guys
Mango mango mango 67 Sigma moment
Any nee promocodes?
Evil jonkler
mantis is boring
Its so cool
Any new promos?
Your character just spins it
Yo can you give me legendary skin?
Nah buy it
They are just better karambits lowkey
Aight but i dont got moneh
Thats what im saying
karambit is classic
Karambit is so mid in this game
Then prostate yourself
Im 15
Yea but its mid
Cmon bro
Idk how the devs sleep knowing if they put the mantis inspect on karambit it would bring a lot of money
Yeah like bru
They couldnt make karambit spin?
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
Mango mango mango 🥭🥭
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
I got 168 g rn should i invest in to the year of the horse crates ?or in next bps boxes
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
biggest cap i ever heard
Yes
Wanna test?
Yes what?
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
emulator for low pc?
At ts point is easier working at a Mc donalds
cs go
Ok mods send him a tec 9 fable worth 5g that's legendary
Just play cs go with cloud gaming on geforce
😂😂😂
I wanna see him bald
worst emulator
But you shouldnt do emulator
lol
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
+9999 social credits
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
I didnt have any problems with it
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
@tranquil marlin stop bruh
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
Thanks daddy dad
Gimme
So crates or next bp boxs?
Ill shave my head bald if anyone gives me any legendary weapon skin
@tranquil marlin your gunna get timed out
Buy a bit of both spread it
Alr
Is there a lfg server for this game or just this one?
My goal is stileto flux its 1000g it will probably drop
Man, i bet it wont
It has the best combo budget
Yea
.
Also one of my fav knifes
I like so much flip knife
But it inspect is just straight trash
Tge flip?
So i decided to stick with mantis
Its not that bad
Im missing about 400 gold to obtain a starter knife, like those 500-600 gold knives
Uhm
How can I update my rank?
So far my inventory is worth around 250-300 i think.
Channels -> roles
Old meme but decent
When did you start playing
Which channel couldn't I find?
At the top
Well season 3, dragon rise, but i use another account since i got bored of my old account
You cant be that brain damaged bro
Im sure you can find it
So oppy-goppy

blah blah
I am f2p and have been grinding for a while, thats why i have some decent amount of gold
If i sold my iventory rn ivwould probably have 400 300 g
still don't care
Don't sell
Thx
Hlo
Who is the communications officer?
I started in 2020 or 2021 just came back to the game
Same thing
I started late 2021 i think or mid
Nice
Good thing i never paid a single cent on the game
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Its worth it
I mostlyvplay for skins lowkey. I just got phoenix like a weak ago
DAMN


nope im not a old player
Nah i didnt get it on time, i missed out most on the winter event
:((

Do anyone rlly like winter tale?
Its fine tho i have missed out alot
I dont like its pixeled aesthetics that much
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Hi
I KNEW IT
Hellou
UR A FEMBOY ENJOYER
If you constantly grind and dont make bad financial choices on gold you should be able to get a knife in 6 months
im gonna play mc then go sleep :)
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Stop lying
🤢.
I hope
You said shes IN you
WHO?
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Békés?
Try not to make bad decisions on gold
Why would he lie about this?
I started in season 3 about the start of 2020 I didn't spend any money until mid Season 9 I spent a ton of money to experience every knife
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Where are u from
Hes a femboy enjoyer bru i knew it
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Alr
I wouldn't want to have a pusy
Neither I
Oh wow, i guess we are uncs
I mean cat
best answer in the world is someone

Oh
Its still worth not buying gold with money
Who
FTO
I rather do it on my own than pay the way to it
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Ahahahah
Its just time till he stops pretending
Omg
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femboy or tomboy
I have in fact female friends
Tomboy my favorite
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But it doesnt matter
I just find it stupid paying irl money for a phone game
Femboy solos
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Interesting
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really?
Yup
Tomboy have 🐱 but femboy not have a 🐱
other people thought liked that and they was never seen again...
It's not worth to buy anything paying for a free game is a waste
I probably gona forget abt ts game in a few years like 5 or 6
Xd
A hot-dog without sausages isnt a hot-dog
Alr gng💔🥀
🔥 🔥 🔥
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Its just digital, it dosent last longer than real money
Im going to chat wit mine e-kittens rn
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My job will be done I still got to own a flip knife
Oh you havent used one?
What skin
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I left the best for last
"Wrong server"
Bro at ts point just admit jt
Great thinking
@flint ore Stay away from him kk I'm suspicious
Ur a femboy lover
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Yanz a danger char
Waiting on new skins for it because current ones aren't looking good
Im no danger
Danger
Ranger
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Yal are still on the job appllication joke ? Ts is just sad atp
I protect my honor and stay away from yanz because I am a proud man.
That someone was in you
I love the frosty chaos the most
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Its the best event for me
This is the economy in 2026
big 26 and you still on discord tho
get out
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U too gng
no im not

Its you fr fr
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You and me
Imagine being named jacob
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Damn, I should have guessed he was soft when I saw Chinese writing on his profile.
I am your sugar dad
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Korean*
But im brazillian
More Suspicious
Omg
Im the unemployed? U have one of the highest ranks in a cs go copy😂✌️
3 + 3 femboy
i got it with just 20 rounds dude
Obviously we can see 🥹
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For sure
Still u need a lot of play time for it
if you cant get in master in new rank system you got some skill issues
well i dont
Isnt it honey
I barely reached pheonix the situation was that dire
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i just enter twice a week
The randoms made me go crazy
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U are just self glazzing 💔
Owhh thx :3
i wish
All below master ranks in 2026 should pack it up and leave the game forever
Or my life isnt abt ts game
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No thanks im good.
Bro is 2001 mmr
i dont play so2 like everyday dude
Relax
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Im triple elite at lvl 50
Im your son?!!

Hi dad
Whats ur play time ?
Wait elite isn't 2000
Pure cheats i assume.
Elite is 2000
Legend is from 2100
I'm 2x legend on 72 hours
Wha-
Nice smurfing
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@flint ore you were so rough last night
I'm sure elite is 1800
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Ive been playing the game since 2023, i had a old account but i lose it smh
Honestly i miss playing the game for actual fun instead of grinding, not caring about skins, just playing along.
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Shi isnt being good but ill treat u great-
Infact u do
He found his lost son
As i do you too
I started in seriously playing in mid of 2019 but entered in game in 2018
383 hours
How much in I added
The og!!
I play on 60 fps and still triple elite
When did u start?
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Anyway
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So
I started in mid 2021
Where were i
22 autumn
You do
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I preaty much have the same lowkey😭but i havent playd the game for like 2 years
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You misplaced a o
I guess u are just a grinder
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It should be a u
what
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Nah kitten relax
wym by grinder
I hate when someone is gonna say I started in 2028 💔
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Yk?
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Come one man elite in 2026 not even something if you tell this in a first three season it will be something you know
Like grinding ranks or u are just good i guess
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I had phoenix on my old account in season 6
Russian girls or ocidental girls
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I m9stly playd normal deffuse in 2022 to 2023
as i just said i just do 5-6 match if i play
Im FBI mathafuka
it doesnt count as a grinder
Gunna catch you
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I KNEW IT CHAT
HE PREFER FEMBOYS
HE ADMITED IT
W
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Everyone does
Femboys or tomboys? (tomboys in my opinion)
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Femboys
Femboys
Valid
Pack it up
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Relax bb im still here
eat it up
Stop pretending bro everyone knows it now
Its useless hinding
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Pack it up kitten
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NOOOO
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:3
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Btw i like the red karambit
Im actually thinking to buy it
But its just too expensive
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U and me ❤️
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Kittens 4 ever
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I bought 12k in 5 mins just for that
Nah stop chat
Talk
Nobodys in me
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Fr?
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Ur crazy
Yes
Holdoj
@devout bobcat Can you get banned from the game if you repeatedly solo q for comp and then leave the match instantly?
Lemme consult my bank
Most likely no
I dont think so
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No rules stating its possible
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Old enough to be your mommy-mom
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Is there a sugar mommy here
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Nah just pranking
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Imagine being 55 and playing a cs go copy
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Anyways
I need skins
I must depart for skins
I’m worried it might fall under griefing
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I'm greedy
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I want to become a streamer but I still can't beat shyness
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