💬│english-chat

[lyric sigil]

Also there are a lot of anoying spots where ppl shoot from

Poll dosent have any

Pool*

Its just a fair map

Also i onyl playde duels bc i was gold 4 and wanted phoenix

[main scaffold]

a

A

[marble crest]

Duck

[cunning walrus]

How do I improve my aim in the game?

[stray violet]

Yoooooo this sticker fire as hell

[main scaffold]

gut gud

[stray violet]

I'm stealing it

[marble crest]

Duck now's

[cunning walrus]

?

[stray violet]

[main scaffold]

@cunning walrus look at liliths vids and look at how he plays

[cunning walrus]

How? Like should I just keep playing or adjust my control'?

[main scaffold]

you will catch some things

[cunning walrus]

👍

Thx

[main scaffold]

first thing: dont play on training ground

why?

[cunning walrus]

Why?

[main scaffold]

delay there is almost none and ping will be very low

so2 servers suck

tou must adapt to them

[cunning walrus]

Yeah😐

[main scaffold]

you*

second thing: in close combat dont crouch for the love of god

[cunning walrus]

He a youtuber?

[cunning walrus]

Why?

[main scaffold]

lilith is the best youtuber for this game

[main scaffold]

its gonna be easier to hit your head

[cunning walrus]

Ohhh kk

[main scaffold]

while harder for YOU to hit theirs

[cunning walrus]

Ah yeah that does make sense

[main scaffold]

third thing: learn the map

[lyric sigil]

Also make or find good controls and play with at least 3 or 4 fingers

[main scaffold]

self explanitory

[cunning walrus]

Like where to throw flash?

[main scaffold]

yes

[cunning walrus]

Ang grenade

Okk👍

[main scaffold]

also how and where could the enemy hit u

places overall

[final citrus]

can i ahve 1 gold

so i can open cases

[mossy saddle]

Yes you can

[cunning walrus]

Experience, so in simple words

[final citrus]

let goooo

[lyric sigil]

All i recomend watching some vids

[stray violet]

I can give you only 0.99 gold

[lyric sigil]

Guides or just normal game play

[main scaffold]

fourth: take a style such as aggro or positioning or camping ( dont pls) or hyper aggro etc...

[stray violet]

Sorry I can't give you the full 1 gold

[final citrus]

aww man

[cunning walrus]

Should I copy like someone's exact build?

[main scaffold]

no

[lyric sigil]

Deppends

[cunning walrus]

Which one good?

[main scaffold]

youtubers are very VERY good

they know what they are doing

you copy cat them and lose. why u may ask?

you dont know what to do in a curtin situations

[lyric sigil]

I copyd and had much succsecs but i recomaend makeing ur own controlos first

[main scaffold]

yo bro I can see the bronze flashing my eyes

[cunning walrus]

Hmm.. ok I'll do some research on my build and adapt to the map.

Thx for help.🙏

[main scaffold]

gl

[main scaffold]

np

[lyric sigil]

I dont plas much allys gng😭

[main scaffold]

still is flashing my eyes

[lyric sigil]

Are just baiting

[main scaffold]

im almost phoenix in 1v1

yet gold in comp

im strangling myself

[lyric sigil]

Yeah i probabyl start playing some normal comp

Its fun unlike duels

[main scaffold]

duels are fun

[lyric sigil]

My code is "ICKFfmeRcz" btw also i made some changes

[main scaffold]

what does that do

[lyric sigil]

Yeah but it can be so anoying too

[main scaffold]

wait what are even codes in so2

there is only creator code

[lyric sigil]

U can put it in ur settings and get my controls

[main scaffold]

content creator code

[lyric sigil]

Nno

[main scaffold]

leme see

[pulsar cloak]

Yo wsg guys?

[lyric sigil]

Good

Wbu

[main scaffold]

sup

[pulsar cloak]

I'm doing good

[pulsar cloak]

How can I change the rank role?

[mossy saddle]

id:customize

[lyric sigil]

How did u reach champion in 2v2 ? Like with randoms or a teamate?

[pulsar cloak]

Alr thanks

[mossy saddle]

np

[main scaffold]

random

[lyric sigil]

Damn

Was it hard ?

[mossy saddle]

i reached the legend in comp with randoms

[main scaffold]

yes

[lyric sigil]

Pc or phone?

[main scaffold]

almost

[main scaffold]

ipad

sometimes you get paired with gud players

most of the time np

no

YOU must be the good player

to be fair

11 games and got champ

[lyric sigil]

2v2 or comp?

Damn

11

[main scaffold]

the required 10 for the rank

I lost only 2 and they were connetion time out

the rest is win

[lyric sigil]

Crayz

[main scaffold]

minimum kills were 7

and last game I got held by an ELITE player because my ping was throwing

still got 9 kills

[lyric sigil]

Did u cary ur teamate most of the time?

[main scaffold]

yeah

thats why u need a tm8

im searching for one

yet none to be found

exept for my cousin

[lyric sigil]

He plays with u?

Goood for u

[main scaffold]

he is GOOOOD

im seris

now he is in a vaction sadly

wait why sadly

[compact blaze]

Nubs

[main scaffold]

anyways

[main scaffold]

who invited bro

[devout bobcat]

Nabs

[main scaffold]

long time no see

[final citrus]

Nab where my bike

[main scaffold]

@devout bobcat u made me remember my maccroni on the fire

[devout bobcat]

I ate it

[main scaffold]

I forgot it

[devout bobcat]

[main scaffold]

ts is over-cooked

[final citrus]

[compact blaze]

Myself

[devout bobcat]

Get outta my sight

[main scaffold]

wait can I still make mac n cheese with overcooked maccroni?

because last step will require them to be in the oven

[devout bobcat]

No, but I can steal your oil

[main scaffold]

this has 2 meanings...

[compact blaze]

How did it taste

[devout bobcat]

This place needs a taste of freedom

[compact blaze]

[main scaffold]

why bother and look at them

do sports and run

[main scaffold]

the required sport is running

no other

[devout bobcat]

When I see arabic letters, the first thing that pops up from my mind is petroleum

[main scaffold]

thats a point but sadly im not gonna get married

why u may ask?

ASK

[compact blaze]

He's telling that

Not asking

[main scaffold]

a

[compact blaze]

Bypass filter 🤓

Mods nuke him

[main scaffold]

eva

[compact blaze]

Don't have that checkmate

[main scaffold]

do me a favour and tell me how to make mac n cheese with over cooked mac

[compact blaze]

Burn it

[main scaffold]

no oven

[compact blaze]

Throw it

[devout bobcat]

Get a macbook

[compact blaze]

Start again

[main scaffold]

no money

[devout bobcat]

[main scaffold]

sadly no money

he or she got a point

[compact blaze]

Where ma balls at then?

[main scaffold]

inapropriot language

[devout bobcat]

In yo deez-

[main scaffold]

yeah thats not spelled right

[compact blaze]

Yeah but

I'm happy like that

The more i know the worse it is

[main scaffold]

why

[compact blaze]

Yes

[main scaffold]

its good to know more about the human body

[devout bobcat]

Being knowledgeable makes you depressed

Which is why I refused to learn crypto

[main scaffold]

your white cells fight day and night for you and die while trying even when you sleep

[compact blaze]

Oui

[abstract turtle]

Ik

[main scaffold]

some white sells grow fake legs to catch the viruses when detected inside the blood

[compact blaze]

And the less i know the less i am aware of how bad life is

[devout bobcat]

“White sells”🦆

[main scaffold]

how did u notice that

[compact blaze]

I can't say what i have in mind

I'd get banned

[devout bobcat]

My attention to detail is stunning

[main scaffold]

@compact blaze mods this girl is a pervert

[compact blaze]

[abstract turtle]

I was playing pubg in my first time after 2 years

[compact blaze]

You're high

[compact blaze]

It's racist jokes but i'm not getting banned for that

Again

[main scaffold]

hello whats up

[devout bobcat]

Leader was slow so I had to bump draft him but even that move wasn’t enough to run away from P3 dude

🏎️ 🏎️

[main scaffold]

a guy wont neglect having balls

but

a guy would neglect having small balls

even when they are

wait

what if thats a femboy

[abstract turtle]

Ban him mods

[main scaffold]

@devout bobcat can u pls leak eva's photos in chat

[devout bobcat]

My balls cramped after I won that race

Cuz I went full autism mode

[main scaffold]

I cant even call a mod to ban u

you are a mod

fhk

[devout bobcat]

Practicing my freedom of expression

[mossy saddle]

downloading Wolfenstein rn

Wish me a good luck

[main scaffold]

🤓

[mossy saddle]

😀

[devout bobcat]

Non liberal won’t get it

[compact blaze]

No thanks

[main scaffold]

I meannn

[devout bobcat]

Conservatism prevents you from progressing to better civilization

[main scaffold]

remove fe

ur point will stand with no legs

[compact blaze]

😭

I'm gone

[main scaffold]

fym

[compact blaze]

AYO

[main scaffold]

ik dang well u didnt understand shi

[devout bobcat]

Ight @fervent plover I’m calling you to this chat

[main scaffold]

type of reaction I pull when all my parents are laughing at something I dont understand:

[devout bobcat]

I’m too lazy to clock in, he’ll handle it

🍅

[compact blaze]

Ik what peg can be 😭

[fervent plover]

[main scaffold]

a

b

c

[devout bobcat]

go and /remove their balls

[sour vault]

im so flipping close to hitting 2500 mmr compe

[main scaffold]

duck how high are you?

[sour vault]

sighy

[devout bobcat]

If short people smokes weed, do they get high or medium

[compact blaze]

Medium high

[main scaffold]

medium large

[compact blaze]

I don't get ze extra inch

Too short for that

175

[main scaffold]

if we talk about dudes

I meannn

[compact blaze]

Ah

[main scaffold]

what does a high dude think of?

[compact blaze]

Not that tall

[main scaffold]

women

[compact blaze]

I know better than that

[compact blaze]

🐡

[main scaffold]

so the master baller will grow. making you grow an inch sideways

[compact blaze]

Idc

196 or 202

Do better

[devout bobcat]

🐡

[hexed igloo]

If short people smokes weed, do they get high or medium

[compact blaze]

That's already been said

[main scaffold]

who invited you

[compact blaze]

Fine fine

[hexed igloo]

😔

[main scaffold]

its a fun fact

not a plot twist

duck you must be high

come eat my maccroni

overcooked

as hell

[compact blaze]

Can't be me

Not fun

[exotic bronze]

Don’t be sad, I liked that joke even it was already said

[hexed igloo]

its average

[devout bobcat]

Fart

[main scaffold]

Istg its actual maccront

maccroni

[compact blaze]

😭

I see

I'll go end it

[dense thistle]

So many eva

[devout bobcat]

Join my liberal party

[main scaffold]

im having fun here

better than these gold lobbies

[hexed igloo]

you got so much to live for, don't do it 😭 💔

[main scaffold]

first 17 seconds and im alone

now look at the pinging they will do

the swearing in the chat

[compact blaze]

🐡

[main scaffold]

or hell

[compact blaze]

What the program

[main scaffold]

when u lose

[hexed igloo]

get a load of this guy

[main scaffold]

wait

im must read the rules to make this statement

[compact blaze]

Gotta think

[hexed igloo]

do you think?

[main scaffold]

this has 2 meanings...

[hexed igloo]

his email gender is probably "prefer not say"

[compact blaze]

Peanuts sized brain so i guess so 🐡

[main scaffold]

communism is better than liberal

[abstract turtle]

Go on

[main scaffold]

as I read

[compact blaze]

No no

[devout bobcat]

Do they claim my poo as theirs?

[main scaffold]

I found out there are no private properties in the soviet union

[main scaffold]

everything.

[compact blaze]

🐡

[hexed igloo]

we*

[compact blaze]

They want ze juice

[main scaffold]

aaaa why is nazism banned

[neon lotus]

what in the

[devout bobcat]

I prefer capitalism cuz I’m already sitting in the comfort zone inside the system

[compact blaze]

Fr fr

Good

[main scaffold]

zhxrm i've confirmed you are gayer than my friend bob

femboys

all time all day

[devout bobcat]

@hexed igloo should we tell him?

[compact blaze]

Idc man or women i take

[hexed igloo]

is it gay' to like tomboys

[devout bobcat]

My mom was a tomboy
Ig that’s why I turned into a femboy

[compact blaze]

🐡

Bullying me

[hexed igloo]

Is your mom a short wolfcut asian baddie?

[ruby basin]

bro my report isn't going through

wtf

[devout bobcat]

I still have her pic when she was 17

[compact blaze]

[ruby basin]

@devout bobcat can u send a report for me

since ur helper role

[devout bobcat]

Unfortunately it’s outside my hour

[ruby basin]

[devout bobcat]

Ask sakeli

It’s his hour rn

[ruby basin]

@fervent plover

[hexed igloo]

He's just a volunteer

[hollow dew]

just an excuse to not do ur job

[ruby basin]

he can volunteer to send my report

[compact blaze]

Do you work after your shift, after ze 8-18

Nah

[hexed igloo]

what are you reporting

[hollow dew]

u can do overtime

[devout bobcat]

If I read my work scope again, they didn’t say anything about forwarding someone else’s report

[ruby basin]

some guy wintrading

[hexed igloo]

match fixing?

[ruby basin]

8:1

[compact blaze]

Here overtime is not paid

(for ze discord)

[ruby basin]

wait wdym match fixing

@hexed igloo

[devout bobcat]

It can still be considered cheating

[hollow dew]

only in esports

[hexed igloo]

it's when the other let's their opponents win on purpose

[hollow dew]

how can you matchfix in comp

sounds so stupid

[compact blaze]

[ruby basin]

yea he was doing that in allies

[compact blaze]

It happens

[dense thistle]

Nubs

[hexed igloo]

get a dead server, now match a lobby with a very specific mmr

[hollow dew]

allat just to get mmr

wow

meaningless

[hexed igloo]

ikr

[ruby basin]

it keeps saying "couldn't deliver message"

bro

[devout bobcat]

🥀

Cooked

[hexed igloo]

does it say santa along the way

[ruby basin]

no

[hexed igloo]

oh well

[devout bobcat]

I’ve never seen that message in my entire life

[dense thistle]

Some people do it for clan also

[devout bobcat]

[dense thistle]

[hexed igloo]

yeah i know that

[devout bobcat]

No

[dense thistle]

Who would do that

[hollow dew]

thats right

[devout bobcat]

Prepare to get antagonized

[hollow dew]

exterminate him

[hexed igloo]

clan is easier, since a lot of dead servers

[devout bobcat]

[hollow dew]

deep fry him

[hexed igloo]

out of all clan battles I've only done 1 match in hongkong

feels so good not having to play with 300ping

[hollow dew]

where u from

[dense thistle]

Getting in a clan match in Asia is impossible

[devout bobcat]

Papua New Guinea

[hollow dew]

why is half this server from asia

[hexed igloo]

only time we got to play in hongkong is cause we met another Chinese clan in Russia lol

we told them to queue hk

[dense thistle]

Because Russia has discord banned

[devout bobcat]

More like why asians are still talking at this hour

[hollow dew]

more like why asians are playing so2

[devout bobcat]

It’s 05:02

[hollow dew]

theres more mongol teams than eu teams

[dense thistle]

Racist

[hollow dew]

i cant believe it

[devout bobcat]

I still can’t sleep cuz I kept thinking about that race earlier

[hexed igloo]

only time they care about Asia is Chinese new year and CSPL 🙄

[hollow dew]

whats cspl

[hexed igloo]

famous Chinese tournament

[hollow dew]

bro

u guys atleast have something

[hexed igloo]

they only stream on bilibili

[hollow dew]

there hasnt been one official eu tournament

[devout bobcat]

Bilibili

Biri-biri

[hexed igloo]

sucks

[dense thistle]

Eu is nub

[ruby basin]

it still says can't deliver message

[dense thistle]

[ruby basin]

ill pay someone gold to file a report

[hollow dew]

those esports organizers must hold a grudge against eu

[ruby basin]

dead serious

[hollow dew]

yes

[devout bobcat]

Now that’s a felony

[hollow dew]

cause theres no competition

[ruby basin]

mine just won't go through

[hollow dew]

so no one is playing

[ruby basin]

#📸│photos

[hexed igloo]

Eu is either an ipad demon or just another pc cheater

[devout bobcat]

How big is the video

I think they only accept 100mb max

[hollow dew]

ur lowkey right

[ruby basin]

oh damn

[devout bobcat]

Did bloke recorded in 4K60

[ruby basin]

189...

[devout bobcat]

[ruby basin]

waste of 5 hours

[devout bobcat]

Use video compression tool

[ruby basin]

i am rn

[devout bobcat]

Especially the one where you can type the file size you want the video to be

[hexed igloo]

0.5mb

[devout bobcat]

1 pixel video with 1 kbps audio

[hexed igloo]

i remember compressing a 10mb video into 15kb
it won't even send to any platform

[hollow dew]

were u gonna put that video into a floppy disc or sth?

[hexed igloo]

into a cassette

[devout bobcat]

Gonna try compressing 40mb video to 1mb

🦛

[hexed igloo]

its gonna be 3 color max with like .5 bitrate

no dithering

funny thing about compressing that low most time half of the video is just nothing

[ruby basin]

done

i feel so dumb rn

[hexed igloo]

I think you should've read the instructions

[topaz geode]

5vs5?

[ruby basin]

im too lazy to read

[hexed igloo]

how much mmr you lost anyway

[zinc hearth]

Standoff remaster better than cs2?

[topaz geode]

4vs4 sory

[ruby basin]

40 I think

maybe 30

[hexed igloo]

real

[ruby basin]

im not trying to push rn

i don't wanna get queued with rangers

[hexed igloo]

get someone to play then

[ruby basin]

all offline

or playing faceit

[hexed igloo]

allies?

[ruby basin]

yes allies

[hexed igloo]

what rank

[ruby basin]

master

[obtuse schooner]

Who has promo code

[hexed igloo]

I could help

[ruby basin]

A5GDB7VFM5IL1ED

[noble dagger]

[ruby basin]

can u do tomorrow

?

[hexed igloo]

sure

[ruby basin]

alright

ill lyk when

[hexed igloo]

it's technically tomorrow here

[hexed igloo]

is that your 53rd pfp today

[devout bobcat]

why they have pp1_serius emoji in forward assault server

[obtuse schooner]

Dosent word promo code

[devout bobcat]

And named him Xicor

[hexed igloo]

look at the name

[devout bobcat]

[hexed igloo]

Xicor was a mod if i remember

[obtuse schooner]

Promo cod dosent work

[devout bobcat]

I think I heard that name before

[hexed igloo]

i thought you know who xicor is

[devout bobcat]

007 times

Cash on delivery

[hexed igloo]

🔥 🖊️

[obtuse schooner]

Can somebody give me a real working promo code

[devout bobcat]

I forgot most of them

[hexed igloo]

WHXENVSWIMDL

[devout bobcat]

I forgot that one mod with axlebolt pfp, his name was cinnamon roll or something

[hexed igloo]

i think that's the name

oh

is it the one with numbers behind

[devout bobcat]

Yes

I called him cinnamon roll cuz I couldn’t spell his original name

[hexed igloo]

i think he's Romanian or something

[devout bobcat]

Even funnier they added hindi chat back in covid era

And Tikko got recruited

[obtuse schooner]

Give me a promo code worling

[devout bobcat]

I beefed with him since then

🥀

But he screwed himself up in the end

[obtuse schooner]

Can someone give me a 100% working promo code

[tight pasture]

no

[devout bobcat]

No active code right now

[obtuse schooner]

Then when

[devout bobcat]

Idk, stay tuned

[obtuse schooner]

Can u contact me when new codes

??

[hexed igloo]

Idk, stay tuned

[obtuse schooner]

Is there a grup for promo cides in this server

?

???

Guys

[hollow dew]

why does bro want promocodes so much

[obtuse schooner]

Why not dumbas

[next talon]

Anyone got Koi m9 and Hanami gloves?

[rich crow]

🤓 🤓 🤓

[umbral totem]

Sir

Why can I not use promo code on ios

[rich crow]

Store standoff 2

You can redeem there

[unreal sluice]

I caught up to hells paradise

[dense thistle]

Nubs

[rich crow]

That's one ugly awm

[dense thistle]

Shut up 😭

[rich crow]

I bought all boxes

Last time I used awm was in s9

[dense thistle]

Awm more profitable

To sell

[rich crow]

I'm rich already don't care about profit

[dense thistle]

Lies

I've seen yo inventory

[rich crow]

I don't want a 2nd part time job

[dense thistle]

You broke ahh hell

[rich crow]

That's what I showed to the public

[devout bobcat]

Due to App Store strict rules, redeeming a promocode is not available for iOS. But you can redeem it at https://store.standoff2.com/ by clicking the coupon button on the bottom left

[dense thistle]

You keep selling and buying you in debt ong

Broke boy

[rich crow]

I would send my inv but I'd get gold beggars in dms

[devout bobcat]

Where’s your nitro

[dense thistle]

You broke no gold

[rich crow]

Unblock discord for me then I buy

I'm technically commiting a crime by being here

[dense thistle]

Wannabe rich boy

[tribal thicket]

Can u come dm plsss i need uu

[rich crow]

Account made today joined today

Nuke him

[tribal thicket]

New acc buddy

New phone new acc

[dense thistle]

So many default nubs

[rich crow]

Yeah sad that humans didn't discover to make accounts that can be transferred to a newer device

I hate making new accounts for my new phone

[dense thistle]

This guy was cool when his name was pink

[rich crow]

This have to do

Close enough

[devout bobcat]

Never forget that time I first discovered Happy Tree Friends

[rich crow]

Very nice cartoon

[devout bobcat]

Thought it was just some goofy cartoon show

[dense thistle]

Son

I'm cine

Wth is this

[next talon]

Anyone got Koi M9 and Hanami gloves?

[rich crow]

Marketplace has some

[dense thistle]

Real

[noble dagger]

[devout bobcat]

The combo is already good, no need to preview

[dense thistle]

Nub

[dense thistle]

This guy called me the n word in dms

[static bison]

Hi guys im new here

[rich crow]

He was asking this question for the last 5 hours

[next talon]

I'm planning buy any other suggest?

[devout bobcat]

I don’t use hanami gloves cuz it’s cheap

[unreal sluice]

I love hells paradise

[rich crow]

Hanami gloves but amber koi on m9

[static bison]

Wait there are gloves in this game?

[noble dagger]

goated anime

[rich crow]

Yeah I'm using the one my mom knitted for me

[next talon]

And?

[dense thistle]

Hanami gloves with hanami glove

With a little bit of hanami gloves

[unreal sluice]

I just caught up to s2 today

[static bison]

I mean like fr Bc im new here and I dont know much abt this game

[rich crow]

Yes they're real

[dense thistle]

Knitted gloves fire fr

[rich crow]

I thought I saw something

[dense thistle]

Mb auto correct

[devout bobcat]

It’s mine now

[rich crow]

Easy profit idea stock on good looking gloves when we are able to see them on players with the remaster they goin up

[dense thistle]

This game so dead

Can't find a match ong

[dense thistle]

Or buy the gloves that would go well with a bundle

[rich crow]

They should add a defuse game mode but with 20 players

Yeah could be

[rich crow]

I just know impact gloves gonna be 20k

[dense thistle]

Impact

Lmao

Son

[rich crow]

Are they hiring at the skin-naming position I might be a good fit

[dense thistle]

Hannami gonna reach 10k

Trust

[rich crow]

It won't effect me unless I happened to have 2 impulse gloves

[dense thistle]

Do you?

[rich crow]

No

[dense thistle]

Nub

[rich crow]

Just a 25 g skin

[neon lotus]

shut up yall

[devout bobcat]

Get outta my sight

[rich crow]

Mogus

When the CT is sus

Ding ding ding ding did ding

[final citrus]

[dense thistle]

lo siento Wilson

[rich crow]

Stop posting about among us I'm tired of seeing it my friends on TikTok send me among us on discord it's among us

[final citrus]

Give to me 🙂

[rich crow]

Selling and buying in the big 26

[dense thistle]

Can i buy you?

[rich crow]

Sure

I would be a great family member

[rich crow]

I don't spend much

[dense thistle]

I spend a lot tbh

On snacks

[devout bobcat]

Debatable

[dense thistle]

Could buy like one bp every week if I don't buy snacks

[devout bobcat]

Could’ve bought a PC had I not spend on so2 golds instead

[rich crow]

I got both

But I had to be employed

[devout bobcat]

But the cash will probably flow to riding gears instead

[rich crow]

Be a flying biker

I decided to live on the moon when I become rich I'm goin there

[dense thistle]

Moon got no gravity

L moon

[rich crow]

I'm gonna go there and wait for some time because it's faster there then comeback when GTA 6 gets released

[dense thistle]

Gta 6 before so2 remaster

[rich crow]

Me getting a full time job before both 😄

[devout bobcat]

1 hour inside a blackhole could be millions of years on earth

[dense thistle]

Man this guy saying slurs a lot

[rich crow]

It does btw read a book

[dense thistle]

I did but all the book was saying was about how to start my washing machine

[rich crow]

I cook on my washing machine

I'll send a pic wait

[dense thistle]

I cook my cereal

[devout bobcat]

My ex got married

[rich crow]

Go to the wedding and say I miss you then run away

[devout bobcat]

She didn’t even invite me

I didn’t even know about it until I looked at her posts

Nab

[dense thistle]

M1axxl so smart ong

[rich crow]

How does one achieve an ex

[dense thistle]

Cook the washing powder so the clothes don't get wet

[rich crow]

The other day I put sugar instead of the normal cleaning powder

It started singing pop

[dense thistle]

Smart fr eat the clothes after if you get hungry on the way

[devout bobcat]

Ones discovered that she has leukemia

[mossy saddle]

bro wears sweeter

[dense thistle]

Shut up renix

[rich crow]

Renix spawned

[devout bobcat]

Get outta my sight

[dense thistle]

Why is renix

[rich crow]

My age will start with a 2 soon

[dense thistle]

Expired

Unc

[devout bobcat]

Recyclable

[rich crow]

Beats being a minor in 2026

[devout bobcat]

[dense thistle]

Yo wth

[rich crow]

It's dangerous these days

[dense thistle]

They are getting hotter

[devout bobcat]

My flag stole your flag

[dense thistle]

Man I need my knife to be sold so I can invest

But no one buying it

[rich crow]

Every time I look in the channels tab it shows that there's a new post on #🌅│fan-art I click on it nothing changes

[devout bobcat]

Crypto scam messages

Auto deleted

[dense thistle]

Whenever someone reacts

[rich crow]

Who even gets scammed in this day and age

[devout bobcat]

Uncles

[dense thistle]

You did no?

[devout bobcat]

Gen Z are getting dumber

[rich crow]

I understand ai voices and faces but these aren't it

Scammers getting lazy

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

[devout bobcat]

I’m shocked some don’t even know about Google

[dense thistle]

I'm not lazy wdym

[devout bobcat]

They said they only use ChatGPT to look up for something

[rich crow]

I'd get scammed by you on purpose 🩷

[dense thistle]

Mods this guy got some crazy rizz

He not one of us

[devout bobcat]

Lame chat only 3 people

[rich crow]

My digital footprint will kill me one day

I cannot afford to get my account compromised

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna get outta my own sight

[dense thistle]

I'll compromise for you

[rich crow]

At least nobody begging

[rich crow]

Aww

[devout bobcat]

My digital footprint is so prominent you can basically find me in the first page if you google me

[devout bobcat]

Even AI made an overview about me

[rich crow]

Which is I changed my government name and surname :troll_face:

[devout bobcat]

Me famus

[dense thistle]

M1axxl d butler

[rich crow]

My name is mclovin

[dense thistle]

Ayo

[devout bobcat]

Boycott

[devout bobcat]

No Neko belongs inside my fries

[rich crow]

Pls me nitro Im jealous

[devout bobcat]

Get outta my sight

[rich crow]

Fine I'm gonna grind orbs

[dense thistle]

6-7 missions there

[devout bobcat]

I’m no longer a provider, I should be provided instead

Give me allowance

[dense thistle]

Your orbs are the only thing I need

[rich crow]

They work I tried with 3 y's tho

[dense thistle]

Ayoo

[dense thistle]

I bite no bark

[rich crow]

😟

My school requires me to put my face as a profile picture

[rich crow]

I'm shy tho idk how I'm gonna do that

[dense thistle]

Rizz up the camera

Flash the camera instead

[rich crow]

Sounds like a bad idea

[dense thistle]

How can you know if you don't try type shit

[dense thistle]

Ayo

My powers against me

[rich crow]

I would buy nitro just for those stickers

[noble dagger]

[dense thistle]

I would buy nitro just for a sticker of you

[rich crow]

I have a gift card should I send it

[rich crow]

😚

[dense thistle]

Discord nitro hella expensive

For no reason

[rich crow]

Yes let's all delete our accounts and communicate with our phone numbers

[dense thistle]

Discord is getting down in people actually

There is this new policy that will require you to send your picture

To age verify

Lot of people leaving because of it

[rich crow]

Of course they do

[dense thistle]

Like live camera vro

Not a picture obv

[dense thistle]

People going to this new app green icon I forgot the name

I look like I'm 25 I don't need to

And you look like someone's alt account

Same date account created same day joined the server

[rich crow]

There are already many apps that is actually has privacy and doesn't collect data it's just the people don't wanna go thru a bit of effort

[dense thistle]

Yea I hope this apps shuts down

[dense thistle]

Praying on down fall fr

[rich crow]

Same actually it's a big mistake I did

Got me addicted to ts

[dense thistle]

I used discord for a game called sky children of light

Then got banned there

[dense thistle]

"Got me addicted to neev"

I fixed it for you

[rich crow]

😝😝

[rich crow]

There's nothing depressing than waiting for a game's new update

Freaky

[dense thistle]

I'm just tryna rizz

[warped plume]

Opinions on last photo on #📸│photos ? )))

[rich crow]

No, another game

[rich crow]

Skill issue

[heavy pendant]

hello bots

[warped plume]

Are u pheonix or ranger ?

[heavy pendant]

they legend pc

[dense thistle]

So2 bunns fr

Candy Crush better

[rich crow]

Unrelated question you guys lost because you didn't have enough skill to beat em

[dense thistle]

I'll be all the skill you need

[warped plume]

Actually u didn t saw the match , we lost last round because one of my randoms was too away from bomb and they had time to defuse 👍

[warped plume]

I think i have enough skill looking at my match kd

It s my fault playing with randoms

Ik
Randoms don't

[rich crow]

Never plant

[upper owl]

I m always losing because of bad team bro ngl

True

It s always randoms

Done it before

Depends on the games you have and days isn t it

[upper owl]

Bro they always flash when you hide or in a fight bro

I m like stop bro

Anyways anyone down for a match?

From Champion to gold 3 so is 1200 and something

It s cause of randoms

Fairs yk

Listen a rule that everyone will break

When you hight rank never play with randoms

They do you wrong bro

Bro even my teammates start swear at me

[latent canyon]

@upper owl what ranked modes do you play i can never find a comp game

[upper owl]

Compe and Allies mostly

But my region is Netherlands

I think is because of the Region sometikes

[latent canyon]

how long does it take u to find a compe game?

[upper owl]

Like 10 - 30 sec

True true

[latent canyon]

i was queueing for 6 hours still didnt find a game

[upper owl]

What region you on

[latent canyon]

western usa

23ms on that

[dense thistle]

@rich crow what hacks do you use

[rich crow]

It's called skill

And a lot of loud music

[upper owl]

Play in like regions such as Netherlands or Brazil as well

That s what i do really

[latent canyon]

ping will be like 80

nvm 157

[upper owl]

For me is less

[latent canyon]

how much is western usa for u?

[upper owl]

Like 100 something but it takes me long

Depends on the country you are

[latent canyon]

ik

[upper owl]

What is the best ping like when you choose the country

Or region

[latent canyon]

23ms

[upper owl]

What the second one

[latent canyon]

next lowest is 80

[upper owl]

What region is it

[latent canyon]

Eastern usa

[warped plume]

@dense thistle
Ur advices are life-saving
I promise i won t curse u if u honna be my random someday
🤣🤣

[upper owl]

@warped plume are you romanian

[rich crow]

Cursing helps tbf

Calms you down

[warped plume]

#🇷🇴│română

[upper owl]

Try eastern usa @latent canyon

[dense thistle]

Neev the life advisor 101

[latent canyon]

yea i am rn thats the one that i couldnt find a game for 6 hours

[rich crow]

Neev very smart

[upper owl]

Oh

[dense thistle]

Cursing out randoms also makes them play good

[upper owl]

Give me a moment brb

[latent canyon]

is the game dead?

[rich crow]

If you're not playing on eu servers yeah

[dense thistle]

You rage bait them soo much they start playing good to prove you wrong

[latent canyon]

i remember i used to find a match in 9 secs now its over 6 hours

[dense thistle]

Worked for me many times

[rich crow]

Most active players left the game or play barely

It's not active as much

[dense thistle]

Meanwhile me playing to become rich

[latent canyon]

shit i just found a compe game but my ping is 171...

[rich crow]

As long it's stable ur fine

It shows that I get 70 in Netherlands in game it's about 240 to 450

[dense thistle]

My ping be anything but stable

[rich crow]

There's cats here they bite the internet cables

[dense thistle]

what can i do they taste good

[rich crow]

:3

[upper owl]

Idk how you lot ping is bad

Mine is good

[dense thistle]

My internet is shit for the most part

But always gotta blame the provider

[upper owl]

@latent canyon you still in the game

[latent canyon]

welp ig thats good a player left so the match didnt start

[latent canyon]

nope

[upper owl]

Give me your id

[latent canyon]

for?

[upper owl]

I meam

Mean

Nvm

[latent canyon]

u wanna play?

[upper owl]

Sure

[rich crow]

It's 3 am and Im looking at 2 screens 😫

[upper owl]

What s your rank

[latent canyon]

the legend in allies

compe not even 1 game ever

[dense thistle]

5 am for me

:3

[upper owl]

No chance we can play

I m pheonix

[rich crow]

:3

[latent canyon]

what are u in allies?

[upper owl]

Pheonix

[dense thistle]

Sleep with me

[latent canyon]

oh damn.

[dense thistle]

He muted I think

[latent canyon]

i play on pc 240 fps

[upper owl]

I m on mobile

[dense thistle]

Nvm lol

[rich crow]

(⁠〃ﾟ⁠3ﾟ⁠〃⁠)

[latent canyon]

@upper owl what's your most expensive skin in gold?

[upper owl]

Awp Boom

[rich crow]

(⁠=⁠^⁠･⁠ｪ⁠･⁠^⁠=⁠)

[latent canyon]

i have the treasure hunter akr statTrack

64k gold

[upper owl]

Flip me off bro

[rich crow]

Why did you buy that much

[latent canyon]

got it for free

[upper owl]

Fahh

[dense thistle]

No 67k gold :(

[rich crow]

You're friends with mr beast or what

[latent canyon]

never would pay $600 for a skin...

[rich crow]

I spent 55k g in last season

[upper owl]

Don t know man

Cause

[latent canyon]

#📸│photos check

[upper owl]

Inflation is high bruh

[latent canyon]

clean?

[dense thistle]

You bought the deagle

[latent canyon]

ofc

[dense thistle]

You deff bought gold

[latent canyon]

next m4a1

[upper owl]

Inflation is high bro

[latent canyon]

nah i get paid $50 hour in cali

60 overtime

depends

[rich crow]

You could use good knife yours are mid

[dense thistle]

True

[upper owl]

Bro how do you make coins for the awp in the year of the horse easy?

[latent canyon]

which do you recommend?

[dense thistle]

What's your budget?

[upper owl]

Butterfly or some

Or a stiletto