#💬│english-chat
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i gotta go to the park
Oh ok
'Most'
enjoy life
a human
You too
you should as well
hi trader
grass seems cleaner
wanna trade
Where are you from
also hi bestie hru forgot to say that
?
from 3000 mmr u dont even get matches anymore
thats why i dont play on my main
wanna trade with mine
i barely get any games
asia
changba lemme dm
You can get one withing 5 minutes if you play stacked
Which country
i forgot
sg
yeah im from sri gangka
sg
@hexed igloo
I am, I celebrated cny with a friend yesterday
@hexed igloo This is a first notice regarding your late angpao delivery. Kindly respond immediately.

Because cue Skrillex music

I see lot of player being rather aggressive this week. I bet its because of 410k awm 
🧧
$500
does stained blood work
white 
grabs ingame id
bru.
report wo
👀👀
huh
Hand my id please.

pls
@mighty trout u literally ingame rn
160046959
yes because i had to do it fast

speaking of pred
yes?
is the person was named boneless
What seems to be the case of predicament at this given moment 🧐
@mighty trout 
cursed allegations
Definitely a good way to start rethinking about the chain of thoughts which led to these assumptions

Address me
🐘
Shakespeare didn't invent this phrases
@tiny ember naaaaaaaaaaaaap

guys my gamesenses are getting gud
Farts are deadlier than guns and nuclear bombs🤫
im avrging about 12 kills in any comp game
good for you
thx
I remember someone here used to tell me what to do
he helped me alot

How do i get gold im desperate for a knife


duels the world shittiest gamemode
Cash, selling boxes or skins, you can try to get the new awm from the event and sell it for some gold i'm not sure how much it will cost tho but since it's legendary then probably you will earn a nice sum of gold.
Starting doing rituals against this gamemode
Ok ty
Another toji fan 
ichigoat fan too
You're welcome:>
So cool
I hate it so much and of course when you shot them they don't die but you do 😭
guys
i made a goose egg
right
but lik
its so burnt
why
somenody culinarily educated explain to me why this bigger egg burnt faster when i cooked it the same speed i cook my normal eggs

toji ur ahh got slimed by a drunk man
why are you talking bro
katez
quick question
when im playing aggro and someone pulls up behind me or left or right (a place the camera so far from) how do I slide the screen to his head exactly and always?
Not so quick it seems

With your finger
No. Use the tongue
thats brilliant
Pelvis also works
its kinda hard to pull it while resisting to go into google
so anyways
What??????
@knotty pivot answer
Bun
shhhh nobody is drawing attention to it
wdym
my ahh will get slimed
why would I keep moving
Of course, I want to do the title

🤭
I'm not dream team, katze says I'm silver level

Nah you legend
im going to google for eudcational perpesous only

@rare tree
Talking about you
Ts him
hi
how did u find him bro😭
I remember his name because it's unique
im gonna remember you for your pfp
its too much addressing
So you agree with it
Keep in mind this was in 2022/2023
Yo who wanna que together in duel 2v2 to fast win some matches?
How do I report a cheater? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
Ts did not help last time
Useless option
Nah bro thats just average romanian

I love cheaters.
Im romanian too and i dont use cheats lol
the option doesn't work most of the time. But the method explained in the link I provided works all the time if you have video proof
Its really ugly to say average
Bro don't you see his name then

Yeah it got me banned for "false report"
hi g
hi
Lilith new video when
Thats a lie
today
Bet
You can't get banned for false report
U think why I use pc
hmm
Yeah I see but it doesnt mean that every romanian is the same
I mean i don't think he is cheating
yea, i hope 😅
Not that Romanians cheat
Anybody up for playing allies?
Maybe skill issues
I feel like it might kill the game a bit
rank?
Too much has changed since 2019
Gold 1/2
Ye i dont like the new interface they leaked
It looks like pubg copy
Hello fake me
It's horrible
I lost my rank today because my teammates are always deconecting
ahahahah
So I need somebody normal to play with
hi real lilith
Haii
Bro lilith do collaboration with sandoya
everyone knows
lilith my random
Say you swear on yo balls
i like it xoxoxoxoxo
thx
Bro said his real life name is lilith the lady devil
My real life name is Lilith
What
Where you from
Czech Republic
Oh
I chose this as my name years ago
Yo are faker then New Zealand
LILITH VS LILITH
Sure
The other one would destroy me
..
Nah he is turk don't worry
i belive in you
I'm getting second hand embarrassment
I’m not a fighter irl
LOL HAHAHAHA
If he uses kebab technique then you're cooked
I don’t fight people😭 I’m not even strong
That's what i am saying dawg
Bruh support team hasn't responded and it has been 4 days...
He has shaowrma special ability
What did you submit
Like what kind
My pro pass was bugged I lost 30 points and 1 game didn't wanted to count

Yeah that could be tuff to rezolve
Well 30 tolens
Bugs are weird
@kind flame
is best rank, change my mind
Bronze better
Well I even contacted devs they said they will look in to it 2days since
Nothing
And like tomorrow the some guys will have almost full points for st jade but I will be missing 30 of them 🙂
2 season ago it was best
So I'm just Soo fkn pissed
Now they moved to gold elo
Does anyone have a code?
ur main elo
I will loose ton of profit cuz 1 stupid bug...
ofc this is best for u man
Always, but im not recording videos like you 😉 
Does anyone have a code?
why
IDONTKNOWANY
Like bro i dont understand how can some people be this bad at the game
like @opaque root
Like silver 1 and shi
You mean like the players on liliths videos 

@opaque root have ipad pro..
My 8 year old cousin started playing for 1 month and he is gold 2
still bot
who wants a 1v1
Im AI
Well then I guess they have some mental issues
You know
Like key page up but lower and without page
the worst ai in the world
Is the deagle soldout?
Im better than Kumru
yea..
hi
they dont know kumru bro
whats the best knife
kumru > grok, gemini
in this game
M9
nah bro m9 got nerfed
Bro i wanted a m9 all my life
I don’t care, at the end it’s an Ai name
old animations of every knife were fire
Jkomando
they literally nerefed it no cap
M9, butterfly, karambit
2020 animations were goated
M9 still good imo
Every knife is good if you like it
karambit with different animation
Nahh💀
Very important question, should I spend 600 gold for 300 tickets 🎟 ? I'm too broke to pay for ticket
Mantis
kukri
Nah
i had a kukri
HAHAHAHA
Scorpion
digital burst
You lost me there buddy
Kukri not bad btw
i have owned a kukri , fang and now a butterfly
have a good animation
butterfly best
helicopter
Flip knife worse imo
❌
bruh
How much gold will be the Awp ?
Yeah I have m9 and mantis
Worst take in standoff 2
M9 before update was perfect
Those who know 
GL getting 500
5k max
What about regular, atleast 1k ?
Give or take
1k max
Nah it will be 10k + cuz of pattern plus paying guys aren't playing too much of the game so around 8-10k
Ok
You too sweetheart
500gs max
But like I was thinking of selling my knife, get 600 gold and buy 300 tickets ( is this a waste of gold or profit ?
Waste
@kind flame I will give you M9 Blueblood for your karambit gold, deal?
Its not worth it imo
U can get bug like me and loose up to 60 tokens
Imma keep my knife then
Give it to me i am turst worthy
@shutupbro
Holy waste of money

Xd
Its better to be safe with a knife then gambling it away to market odds

I'm not even able to gamble cuz stupid bug and devs are too kept up with testing new lobbies
You too
I sold 2 of them red boxes for my 750g knife, tbh I want like a butterfly 🦋
Imma sell u a new lv 5 acc for 1 euro
W zen 🫡
selling and buying of accounts is not allowed. Bans for all three of you
Bruh dev keeps inviting me to lobby but I'm not even on new update build
What devs is inviting you blood?😭
Brodie is a dev and he doesn't even know 🙏🏿
No wonder we not getting any updates
Nubs


yeollw chang chang
boom boom
Yes im a :israek ew:😂😂
yes im a israelewjew new
Im a new jew for benjamin netaanayahyahuyahmarhu
nyhatu


im finally unmuted once again

nab
It s been 3 days and the giraffe kid is still scared ro give his account id
whos that
A kid that had his mouth big asf but no acts
Imagine accusing people with big ping of hack
rat

Your mid
Wait u stole my sticker didn't u?
yo
The stealing is crazy
bruh
Bunch of thief
Lies
hi uncle
hi fossillised bones.
Hi
grr ngaw..
wat
Bunch of nubs
i am totally an ekitten
rawrr
chirp chirp
rawt
Don't ekitten meow
but u hate it
no they soar
lel
soar.
pick me noises
kitty*
i need a glass of milk.
whose
idk.
i heard goat milk is beneficial for cats.
i wanted to send gifs
Encapsulated such a moment
yes
send it then uwu meoww nya
does any1 know how to operate a lockpick
(holy i am depressed)
help me out
Look up a tutorial
why?
I am going to do a delete ranked duels option
no
because i asked you nicely
yeah im the goat
please help me out
bro robbing houses ff
❤️🩹
get two hairclips
bro what
never
Someone allies 2200+ my ID 27567968
im romanian but i font do that
okay wait
te am prins singe
))))) ceplm zici
what a joke
lie
i lowkey put my milk in the freezer and now it fizz when i open it
what that mean
shut up mongolian throat singer
thats a big lie my friend
go sing some more throat
nu s ungur💔
..
... who in the hell put the muffin in the freezer
its gone bad twin😭 😭 😭
sigh
esti ne fe
ce ma
How can the best mode be deleted
i atleast do something other than robbing
whatttt i just bought it 😭
2112
its not supposed to fizz

2179
I need a duo to push rq
i have the hairclips
im not playing tho
I'm 2400 I want 3k
w1lnz
idk what mmr
My friend just hit 3.6k
im 2043 in duels
i just reach legend and never play
i miss fonted.
I robbed a guys watch when he had it on his wrist
You know what I’m going through 💔
I get bored after the first week lol
he funny
When season drops
w1nlz what do i do now
i miss curse to
Bc I get legedn on everything then just troll
RIP he fell off
thats what I call a pro stealer
w1nlz they will find im here help me

huh
ce tot vorbesti frate acolo
how do i lockpick this door faster
Curse u tryna run an allies rq
what lock is it.
im flipping bored
what if i break it
wharr i do
Nah @late gazelle knows why
kick the door down.
i dont have the force
hiii
its a metal door
hruu
hii hruu
ok
drk stie
Uwu?
aight ill call you
scoate o din balamale
just dont.
good wbu
Use a industrial based laser cutter and of course your set
u will be blocked on sight
owo oni chan>.<
vezi ca e barbat
oh its a man?
nah hes js slow
a man
ohh
imma fight a man
oh and he
fym sell
ohh thats weird
yeah bro like thats sooooo weird
why he over here feline fishing d
shes a girl u can even check her ig 😭
Didn't u play w curse and lose
why you over here feline fishing dog
Or some1
ohh thats weird
Idk
Wow
ginger
Do ik u
it wasnt locked
gg
bruh
and its my own bathroom door
we have a 95% winrate of like 20 games
💪
Oh
huh
We didn’t lose a single game 😭
I saw an ss one time of u losing w someone
we did some
top 10 dumbasses I saw in my life
vars dodged leos 1s guys
Just that once in that dune game
Do ik u
yeah vars did that
it was either against hackers or just unlucky
bro he bro he doedges bro he vars he dodged he bro vars 1s😭 😭 😭
Vars ranked #2 in na btw
yeah he lowkey did
bro vars bro dodged he bro vars haha dodged he vars he bro😭 😭 😭
Brooo hoppp onnnnn I'm so bored
And I wanna push 3k
hop on what
i delet standoff)))
yeah im bouncing on it
Real legends hit 3k
60 fps, need to get back to 120
hop on instagram, i still wanna continue our reel sending and we should match pfp rnn
on what?
I'm hardstuck 50fps lol
idk any pfp match
Was triple legend at 120, fell off big time when I degraded
👍
no
whyyy you guys look so great together
my favorite e girls
Let’s not make any assumptions together
It’s pathetic non the less
yall would be a good couple
Bro I have 100+ ping on 45-50 fps and still trolling emulators lol
shut up rq
what colour u like
My ping is always 200
its obvious
green
Your idiocracy knows no bounds
Mine is not consistent though
Chill curse it's prolly just a kid
aight bruh what did i do
Wdym?
Spikes to 700 all of a sudden 😭
Ye it's a little kid
mf said dawgalawgs
LOL get wifi curse
my bad doggo froggo
is it green or blue
it's pink 🥺🩷
I was using Wi-Fi like 2 days ago when I was in a different city and was getting solid 117 ping
Ngl there needs to be multiple legend levels
Like legend 1 legend 2 etc
Like the new r6 update
yeah bro leo ur so right
Now im back to mobile data again
we NEED that
blu
Which is awful
Game gets so boring after hitting legend within first week of new season
lemme fjnd one
Dear god
I do not miss season 3-4 of the bad data and constant hackers era
Ts was actually atrocious
ts
Gun glitching was so annoying too
Idk for some people keep yapping about how high ping is advantageous
or when m16 was way too op
Facing an akr in pistol round was annoying
didnt happen in higher ranks for some reason
Yes it did
so it wasnt annoying
Whilst I empty like an entire mag and 0 dmg
nah i remember so many matches where it didnt
you tp for them
its hard to kill
not wvery1 was like those
Js bc it didn't happen to u doesn't mean it didn't happen
thats true too
I'm 30 mmr from legend season 4 and I get gun glitched and hackers
let me show you an example of 200 ping peek @abstract turtle
@late gazelle found it
dunno it stopped happening at like gold for me so it didnt matter
Lucky duck
ok
yall ever had people dcing yall out of games
check dms grr
they do it on purpose
i mean someone dcing you personally out of the game
i did
use it
Who wants to gri d duel 2v2 together?
me too
nc
That's nothing
👋
goodngightt
Im already a fan of tidal wave
So using it

I entered a competition to invent a water saving mechanism... I'm cooked
lmao
yes w duo maybe even more
i got treasure m4
im using it my impact is on the side
wasted the luck
almost
ino rlly need luck
hi fonty
it js matches my butterfly n gloves
hi
also wave i hope you get a stattrack m4 treasure hunter. For one day.
hruu
🥀
good wbu
doing good
You can't get St temporary weapon
r u sleeping by any chance
u never know.
no
haha guess what my NORMAL impact is as much as a stattrack m4 treasure
and it looks cooler
cope is so hard
can i follow
its dangerous in ub :v
ok
need gold i sold my inv to open cases
yall shut up im tryna sleep
pls
i wanna go back asleep
goodnight
go slep
shlef
😭
when r u sleeping
shlep
bro i have master but look i have pheonix
1-2am
u know why
you no shleepy bro
do i stay up
tota reference
if youre tired no
but i am
.
then sleep
but ur alone while jogging outside, who will protek u.
i dont jog i just go outside👍
continue this on insta
🦛

Basss
Candy is my power
Nab
WHAT
both depends
i mean
id rather it be sour
i like sour strawberrys better
why would you want to spend money on a game? 😭
Netherlands servers so bad rn
Yes
Who wants to grind with me duel 2v2 for some fast wins?
Ramadan Kareem to all 🌙
any active promo code?

Im enjoying my chest day

I haven't created anything yet. I'm currently suffering from a kind of "white canvas syndrome" , where my ideas don't go beyond initial sketches.

:0
nab
🦛
any promo codes?
Like round 1?
Like lets say you lose round one whats reccomended to buy
Idk dude depends on the kills really

Hello
elo
Hello
nope
Please
nope
nope
🐧
Daite holding
guys should i save up my gold i have 484
Now the shop is low, it will increas 100 percent
so i should save?
mhm idk
same
haha
my steam account got banned, i cant plat cs2 anymore. then i found this game and got addicted. My skills from cs2 has good use in this game
what are yalls sens
32000 dpi 0.00006 sens
bro what
mine is 1.25, scope is 0,75, accelarotion is 0,05
im used for low sens cuz i have 500 hours in cs2
why is no one talking
because of @dense thistle
Ayoo whatt
nab is here
how many hours do yall have
i have gold 1 after calibration,it s good?
should i save up my dynasty crates
i've heard u can sell them after the season ends
gremory on banner!
best rank
after 3 years that i gave up
pc is so no skill in so2






