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let me sleep yall, text in 4 hours

Tis sentance aint sentancing
Maybe replace broke with rich and it wuold be better
Im making it look dumb on purpose
this* would*
bro edited the wrong word
'Job had one bro' ahh sentence
Bros taking his sweet time to respond
Nothing wrong with that

buns
am i tripping or are you mongolian
No?
@normal scaffold
alright mb

Anyone allies

.
is it weird to confess to someone you barely talk to
as in asking someone out for valentines
Is it femboy ?
Cant answer
no 💀
what do u think
it don't gotta be right
just what u think
@sterile hamlet IM AM BEING FORCED TO WEAR PINK
AND DANCE
ts is worse then commiting self harm
Looking for players to play comp with be around camphion and master
Gm
Man
Why
Standoff players
So ez to
Rage quit
Like they quit in warm up
Cause the game to cancel
So annoying
they already get tilted in warmup lmao
MJust do it lel
I smeel u thru the screen
u smell worse
Drop the lunar event already 💔
Hi everyone , is anybody want to buy my acc
Fr
🚨 Urgent calling 🚨
What u have in it
Pm me
I don't want to buy just asking
Ok
You mean tired?
Why the gift box keep going down
Na u
🚨 Urgent calling 🚨
Anyone wanna buy my acc , do messages me on discord
@devout bobcat Slime him
Cuz its a useless ahh item and noone wants to buy it
It was overhyped
And when the hype went away its loosing value
All the ppl who invested in those are dum
ur friend with fiqrx?
etbrz clan?
#📸│photos doing some silly defuse
Bella lets go 1v1
Yes
You add me
hi
Bored
sleepy
i did still sleepy
Take more
i have things to do
Hello
Bro lets play comp or allies together
Not rn
Horrible network
Region?
Which server
What r u doing in school bro
Ommg
Singapore
Im 13
Yeah same server bro
Ain't no way kid

This game is testing me fr
Goofy ahh game boosted my ping up to from 150 to 300 mid game
Devs do something about your servers🙏
Happens to the best of us 💔
devs gotta fix japan servers🥀 i miss it sm
Ahh yes fellow mongolian dude
No people playes on japan expect mongolians🙏
real
Hellou guys
Anyone wanna play with me?
i said tilted on purpose
how can i get gold? how can i start
in this context it's another term for rage or mad
Buy it
sell skins on marketplace and when someone buys it you get gold
U don't say
he asked how to get gold
035 iraqi ops?
Anyone alies
Me
Rank
Wdup
Job
Credit Card

No trailer?
It’s in the channel
what update
This time they haven’t even made a announcement about the trailer or review
this
where
Who wanna play some comp?
Didn’t I tell you already yesterday
Only advertise your clan in #🛡│clans
#💬│english-chat is intended for chatting only
Abide by the rules
You violated the 2nd rule
Eviscerate him at once for not complying

Bruh
@devout bobcat he's been doing this since yesterday. Just ban him permanently. I already said "just beecause you need something doesn't mean you can break the rules to attain it" but he doesn't listen
Who u think u are?
Just jocking
I’m a guy who can punish you for it
Bro get outtt
guys only english in this chat
ok sorry
Atp simply just issue a mute

Go tell ax about it. I already did yesterday
Eh.. I want to ask if a content creator from a neighboring game suddenly moves to standoff2 and wants to get support from the developer, is that possible??, and what kind of support will it be??
Do you use money or what?
I suggested my friend to make standoff content
Huh
@vocal aspen dms
What does it mean??
come to private message
Okay

Judging someone by their pfp is such a pathetic thing to do
No offence but its actually awful
.
@normal scaffold need help?

Just in time
Skins have state now? 
I ate them
There are 3 states of a skin now
But is there no patch notes fr ? Only a video to watch omgbruh
W money method
Huh ?
🥀 🥀
That curse said
Well if my friend wants to slime someone im happy to help
❤️
Calm downs SZA
Let's not slime out
Sheer dedication
I respect that
Im not offended by broke ppl oppinions
But if u wanna slimehim lea do it
Seems like you do, because you are acting as if you did
How s the update ?
Not available for ios
gambling became even more worse
no update for ios
there is
no
yes

Already here
oh god 😭
Hi
did they really just add wear condition
Yws
Noob femboy
Burger girl
hi blue
:))
scary
okay
yes

I forgot but all of what we have rn is just part 1 right?
Nab
Anyeonghaseo
that's korean
Changba
only for genius
Question
If you know pls answer
It's gonna determinate 600 gold
I can get 10 stickers ?
Or I can only get a reward once and then it's no more available
I have no idea. The event just got out damn
and I'm not opening the game before the remaster
mid event
They did their big one
It will out till Asiimov bundle out 
" make players play to get skins "
My account
Patch Notes ?
do yall eat raw potatoes?

No but depending on the dish I might
There's def some good shi that has raw potato in it
what am i gonna do with 6820 tokens
one pic of what
Ai gen feet
12 × 44 = 528
missing out fr
best midnight snack
You might be onto something or on something gotta figure out which
im deadahh💔

gotta start grinding
gold token can be earned for free?
just play
Should I Sell my stiletto for premium 30 days?
bro the items are already in shop
Someone wants to play comp?
What's ur mmr
Play tdm
i genuinely have not met a good player in tdm until today
why did all the sleepers woke up
i am actively losing kills than death
what
my kdr is genuinely fried
Oh okay
delet
So you want to play?
Okay
I lost like 600 mmr by solo queuing lol
2345 my peak
27567968 is my ID I gotta update tho
mods check logs btw
u guys might wanna dm each other
just in case
Okay
get better atp
i still dominate tdm even in full thl and elite lobby
i recommend m4a1 instead of ak
For diamond medal closer to like 900 ngl
Maybe more
Depends how good u r and how much xp u get
there is no diamon
Grind defuse, get ur team to 5 rounds then switch teams
okay thank you
why
ur loosing time
More xp
I recommend doinf that only if ur like
Good at the game lol
So
Do with that info as u will
If u good at the game you want to minimize time spent , so you going duel and dying because they so good
Lol
prop hunt needs to be changed dawg
just play something like 2v2 duel, its so fast
Trust me seablo, way easier to get it done
Lolz very fany
bro the game robbed me of a token
Rip
Bet
Zani I wish I got that 186 for 8k it was up for 20k earlier
Before update
.
Bro you wanna que together some duel 2v2 matches
So we can win fast
quite literally in the toilet lwky.
so cant
Real
ate some mean spicy food 🥀
I recently bought this new sauce, Gah Dayum its hotter than eating plain chilis
Whats the token cap pd
155 free
465 pro (includes 155 free ofc)
How many do you get per match
Idk i haven't played
The new awm seems way to good to lose
Depends on how many you already attained
New bundle will include emerald skins
Butterfly , m4a1 and deagle
jug
@abstract turtle how long did your game take to update
I’m still not over goodnight punpun
Oi monki

Is it worth investing ?

Around 10 minutes
Yea sure
Im on ios
But is it worth it ?
Ask curse
Its everything i ever needed
Awww damn
Is it worth it getting that st ?
I got way better wifi rn
Because im in a different city
Where you at
That ugly tho
🦛
I can tell you in dm
This new event is literally slavery
WHAT
lmao
Okay I over exaggerated a little
Free shi

U collect shi ?
Damm u weird
Yeah man I'm so weird 
When will the new calibration gonna happen?
There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Npc
duck
Some players
@tough meadow yo wanna slime zhxrm with us ?
Just need to delete the game
No hate
Bro is shooting in a wall and doesnt hear the enemy in front of him
Is it worth paying for the PRO so to get more rewards?
Well they respond in 3 days intervals Soo GG I guess my tokens are just lost hope they compensate for such bugs in game
Statrack prolly 10k+ with good pattern non statrack will be 700ish
i think st is exaggeration
it costs 20 euro for the tickets to craft a st awp
maybe 4-5k
around 50-60 non stattrack

New event total bs like always play 7 million match's just to get a ugly sticker or charm... No one has that much time for a unfair event that just yells spend $500 on the game
💀
Well spending isn't even that good on it u can't skip grind with it
Still need to play all matches
and get 155 a day
Duel 2v2 better
that's what i did
good investement if u got 600 gold
non-stat?
without pro i think one can buy 2 awps, imagine with 4-5 acc he can have 5 to 10 awps
Apparently a lot
soo it will be way cheaper than u think
yeah but not a lot of people are gonna go through the torture of playing 12 games on like 5 accounts
each
8 balls of knowledge???
Is it worth paying for the PRO so to get more rewards?
when they released the tactical box i thought its gonna be like 20 gold
cuz everyone is gonna play
turns out i was dead wrong
helelelelle
gift box's price is example in front of you
ik but u can put auto clicker and go do ur stuff
Boosted
damn ig i sold that for 300 smthg
i dont think the awp jade is gonna be 700 but i also dont think its gon be less than 150
maybe
lucky you i sold it for 200
It’s gonna be a lot
700g for stat track is my guess
also depends on pattern tho
u cant get golden tickets any other way other than paying
i doubt anyone would care unless its like a full black pattern
if it even exists
hologram karambit was also expensive tho
My guess is the st will be around 2-3k
it was 5k inr for us
it also looks horrible
and we already have the same knife
in the game
Cheap copy of snow camo
1500
how u got that legend thing in front of ur name tho
I mean phoenix
contact comms officer
and make a ticket
u need to have thlg ingame tho
dm that bot?
yea
alr lemme try
i am elite ig
Guys I just need wins for the horse event??
Just complete the match
any mode
Okay thank you
I will go play all games
Bcs why not
Got almost 200 coins after I made gold IV
wait what do i have to dm him?

just dm him a dot
anything
"your message could not deliver" lmao
check your message settings

@hollow dew 'mr very important man' type shi
zorm
can someone explain the new update to me im too lazy to watch the video
no shi
slavery
just few games away to be phoenix
Drone warfare update
and by a few games I mean 18 more
Are the promotions going to be worth the money?
money?
what money
you speaking spanish?
u mean pro mode?
Nah , i mean the deagle , m4a1 and butterfly that will come out in 3 days
yes and no
brother if there was acutal money I would have locked tf in and trained in ts game like my life depends on it
they will go up in price but very slowly
man I thought it was some real sh
hahaha
how do tokens work in the new event
that guys is insufferable. He needs to get banned
who
the clan recruiter who won't listen to my warnings
well u got the power to eviscerate him
clans in the big 26
so ur choice
if the clan rank is below gold elite its all bad lobbies but above that is full pc players
Is the winter tale knife box gonna go up
yes but slowly
in 10 years
incredibly slowly
its capitalistic af
you'll make profit in 2088
would you recommend to invest
50g profit in 50 years
Do i sell it when it get like 1200 gold
if ur sure u can play 12 games a day for 45 days then yes
but
u need pro mode
people who say they make profit make it once a every 1 years the the profit is like 100g
to get the most of it
wait a minute
45 days with no update???
yessir
they gonna lose half of it on the 20% tax anyway
remastered coming prob
next update comes when gta 6 does
oh no it’s a long day to see zone 9 comeback
yep
math isnt mathing
That’s it im spending 600 gold on ts event
realistically the profit is 43 gold
Do i sell it when it get like 1200 gold
lowkey worth it
Why
if u play like a madman
Gonna sell my fang and and buy it
if you grind everyday with the promode u can get 20925 tokens
i calculated
u can get 5 awm jades + some other stuff
for 600g
and they will be worth what
u can do 12 tdms and afk
not sure
the game usually kicks me
200-600 imo
put an autoclicker or sth
they’re mid
u get 5 of them tho
I think 100-300
and a bunch of those boxes
i mean
u have to grind a little for that awm without pro mode
i'm saving up for a pc i'll probably play pc when i do and ill try to afk tdms
and when the giftbox launched and there were 200k copies and it was 300g
i think anything is possible now
the awm is either 100-300 like u said or its stupidly high
what about karambite
Hello! I am looking for a team
how do I get one
the mantis?
u need to buy those crates with golden tickets and tokens
and the odds are low
so not even worth to get it
Market place
so overall this event is mid
it is
It's ds
and capitalistic
Bro what
Is there a new update out?
the poor stay poor the rich get richer
Yeah year of the horse
it’s a patch in fact
Devs never think anything through with there game
I wouldn’t call that update
no features at all
It's just money money money
they ddint call it an update tho
when this event ends prob not i just made a bold assumption
its just a big update
they will stay
its gonna be the same game
so are they gonna fix characters
yes
its gonna be just like how csgo to cs2
or we’re still right tilted
The main purpose of the remaster is the client Server revamp
ye
and the ability to add more stuff
and fixing the backs of characters
gonna mess up crosshair placement
its gonna be easier
maybe
i know i'd still miss my shots
they will change movement aswell
u wont be able to get on balcony faster than the Ts on sandstone
with a good spawn
oh yes
in all maps
u can make it before the ts
finally
atleast on comp
did you guys see
Hello again
yeah
.
I want a team for compe, I wont play alone
I will commit suicide if I get bad teammates
fr it won't matter till ur like phoenix or ranger
even there its ez
wont matter till ur elite
and then ur cooked if ur on mobile
it cannot be that serious
Gold 4 at lvl 30
cuz duels is hardsound
and then call u the hard r when they still lose
Huh
Real
bring back unranked duels
Just find a teammate and grind with him. You’ll rank up fast
remove it true
hi
yes ranked duels was
Depends on how serious u take it
much better
Better than ranked ones
they just announced limited stock offer for three new skins on deagle, m4a1, and butterfly knife in the game
ppl only listen to sound
they dont peek
and when they hear u make a foot step or sth they just prefire
i'm not even joking they don't even MOVE
if u sneak they just camp
pls delete ranked duels
Should be nuclear price then
Also in pool they tend to shoot trough the boxes
it’s inappropriate
just a map mechanic
How can I contact the mods???????????????
cuz the avg person who plays duels doesnt have more than 500 hours
Yeah
I was playing 2v2 duel and everyone is intentionally losing just to finish more matches and gain more tokens 🥀
How can I contact the mods???????????????
Does any1 know?
they on vacation in jamaica
theyre on epstein island
as are the devs
I remember times when there were no duels
they currently in court for crimes against crimea
And suddenly a huge hibernating population of standoff players are online
I'm seeing ppl with new medals that i haven't seen before every single match
what do you need
Can I dm you
the game has a revive moment for a month on tiktok north america and died just as fast
had*
sure
when did air can speak
Changba in 50 min
👋
then this whole chat becomes helpless.
repeat that on more time twin
when air can we speak.
you woke up and decided to spit facts
right now.
why now.
Why u repeat
why not now.
tomorrow.
holy skibidi sigma ur so col.
check
send viadms
Hello pretty boy
my dms are open no need to send friend request
Stupid aa helpers
is this begging
Heh
bud got evaporated
Whys pretty boy ignoring
wow 💔 my enemies are champions
my teammates are champions now
cus u might not like what i am gonna do to you later
now hush up little boy.
as i said.
he's planning stuff
I assumed he had his dms open too 
me and my teammate have 700mmr difference

Pls send me a leak of update
Wow scary
i think one of my friends was a champion and they met against a 5k rates player.

Pls pls pls I know you have it
At least tell me something
i think they are a couple thousand off.
theres gonna be skins
It s not illegal to ask yknow
there gonna be uh femboys.
leaking something is illegal
yeah a couple thousand
and femboys t side and ct side.
not much
company would make 200% profit if they released that
cost about 10k gold.
cant be bought via market
actually this is mad fire idea.
no it’s not
imagine a sand-colored skin on sandstone
we might get purchasable characthers tho
they should add accessories on characters tho like a helmet or smth
i would love this.
white sleeves would be fire
Am i the only one that cant update the game?
female version
get more storage


bro pls at least the limited stock offer leak designs to me
we’re still getting it 2 days later
months
it says 2 days in the game
when was this word
allowed
since the bot decided to let it slide i guess lol
since forever
the bot just decided what words it feels like banning
😔
time to test!
bot made by so2 devs
Should i uninstall the game and re install it?
muted💔
😳
😳
i would think it's just ur storage bro but u could try
loool new mantis got sold out
i've never had problems
I cleared the storage
Ima try it
shi is banned bru🥀
Hope it works✌️
i got muted ffs
how much usd is that
also convinced zhxrm to unmute me
no clue
Ima js play standchillow vro
what💔
500+ usd
When they dropping it
they stopped updating ios bro
yep ggs
@silk coral
imagine they fix the season today
and You can only get token from defuse
that like 10+ minute of good session there

a person who thinks all the time
Im spending 600 gold on this
they stopped updating ios
nubs
sad cuz my ipad is now useless

New season update is straight garbage lol
No new modes, no theme song, barely a couple of lazy skins 💀
This ain't a season
is to celebrate cny
This ain't a season
hope you get rich sooner guys
Oh really?
the game itself is straight garbage 😭

idk how yall even managing to live with ts
good decice
device
then free nab kills

good for u then
congrats bro
unc.
cuz ts
damn
kept adding more dogwater skins instead of just giving us a good anticheat for once
and we so2 players dont mind and move on.
we get one of u every 3 days
kept adding useless avatar moderations
what an anti cheat
they forgot about us..
never heard of that
💔
heard an anti cheat before?
lmao ok
what's that?
very useful to the pixelated core
what's a dad?
Bought the pro mode for 30 days
😂
just why.
Im definitely eating good because of this
what
20k
a pro mode
Yep



