💬│english-chat

[abstract turtle]

💔

For some reason im awake at 2:30 am

Otherwise I always sleep at 1

[rich crow]

Got 800 pages to read ✌️

[abstract turtle]

Dang

[pliant horizon]

Who can help with allies or competitive

[edgy remnant]

me

[pliant horizon]

So when i didn't text y'all texted fine, now nothing.

[edgy remnant]

Watt

[pliant horizon]

Ok, what rank ur on allies and competitive

[edgy remnant]

Comp gold 4 in allies gold 4

[pliant horizon]

Im gold 3 on allies

Dm me

[edgy remnant]

Ok

[heavy finch]

Who is gold and want to play allies?

I need a duo

[arctic stratus]

Hii

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat comically rm2k bonus in and im all lock in for next bundle

[devout bobcat]

Good morning nab

[signal moon]

[devout bobcat]

Treat yourself at a fancy restaurant every now and then instead of buying bundles

[tiny ember]

Nah , I'll just bake my own fancy bread instead

for free

[grave cipher]

Will so2 ever invest in better severs or will they just keep brainlessly adding battle passes without improving the game what so ever?

[devout bobcat]

I heard they will fix it in the remastered version

[fluid pasture]

HIHII CHAT

[tiny ember]

[grave cipher]

Don’t they have some like future plan road map or something where can I find it?

[fluid pasture]

What

[noble dagger]

[dense thistle]

Noob

[noble dagger]

bot

[dense thistle]

[dense thistle]

[tiny ember]

[fluid pasture]

Nubbs

[noble dagger]

napp

[fluid pasture]

Nappnub

[tiny ember]

vas

[mighty trout]

hallo

[languid sinew]

Ur profile is rlly cool

[mighty trout]

Thank u

[languid sinew]

Yw

[mighty trout]

@late gazelle mornin

[blissful mauve]

bro said morning

Yo

It's superbowl time

Lock in

[arctic stratus]

Hello gais

[mighty trout]

noh

[mighty trout]

hi

[harsh isle]

1v1?

[tiny ember]

[unreal sluice]

Haii

[regal agate]

u want?

[late gazelle]

morning

[ebon lintel]

Looking for people's to play comp

Need to get master

[regal agate]

bro come on

ur on pc and not able to get master 😂

[ebon lintel]

Me?

I don't even have a pc

Why do you assume I even have a pc

[mighty trout]

Aiii

Haiii

[mighty trout]

hru

[mighty trout]

Hru

[late gazelle]

good wbu

[mighty trout]

good

yay

i still won that so2 round

[noble dagger]

[heavy nova]

Rule 8 moved to 1

[late gazelle]

good to hear

[mighty trout]

Yippie

[unreal sluice]

I’m goodie, wbu?

[mighty trout]

i am good too

i wanna annoy font

[unreal sluice]

W

[late gazelle]

you dont have time

:v

[heavy nova]

[crystal jewel]

how do i increase my trust factor? im getting matched with cheaters

[mighty trout]

yes i do

Wyn.

[mighty trout]

ya dont.

just play more defuse

Without leaving

also ur problem

not mineo

[late gazelle]

i have school at 7:50

[mighty trout]

r we saying a bad word

[mighty trout]

o

why r we mean 😪

[crystal jewel]

???? wow 12 years old maining mobile game

welcome golden

[mighty trout]

oh no this insults hurt my feelings so bad.

[mighty trout]

golden what

[mighty trout]

good luck!

[late gazelle]

thank you

you too i guess (if you have one)

[final citrus]

[neon lotus]

shut

up

yall

[mighty trout]

why sir J.

[neon lotus]

cuz i said so

[mighty trout]

okay lets wrap it up

😴

[final citrus]

no

[noble dagger]

alex

[tiny ember]

vaseline

[late gazelle]

i went outside one time in january and i instantly coughed so i said ti myself “it must be so cold let me check the weather app” then i saw it was -34 degrees (celsius) feels like -56

[final citrus]

nab

[tiny ember]

font

[final citrus]

2 game away frm elte on allies again :>

[tiny ember]

⛹️‍♂️

[fervent arch]

Kid

[ebon lintel]

Anyone to play?

[final citrus]

10 mmr away from elite if i see legend am throwing my phone out the window

[mighty trout]

u lose

[final citrus]

nu uh

am pro deagle and awm only

[mighty trout]

yuh uh

[final citrus]

gonan get me elite again trust

[mighty trout]

l o s e

[final citrus]

nu uh

1 is smurf ggs

[hexed igloo]

as you are about win, thunder strikes down your house leading you to abandon the match unintendedly giving you -60 mmr

[ebon lintel]

I believe in you

I guess

[final citrus]

[final citrus]

[hexed igloo]

very unfortunate

[final citrus]

nah its 2:0 i got this

[ebon lintel]

Or he will get braindead team8

[rich crow]

skill issue

[hard flint]

I see more legends in ranger than elite😞

[final citrus]

keep playing gonna get legend ez :>

[final citrus]

i won :> back to elite

[rich crow]

hope you lose the next 10 games in a row

[final citrus]

that why am hoping on alt

[hard flint]

Im not going tp reach legend i will be staying very far away from this game😀

[wary sky]

Good evening, does anyone know how to set up an invisible nickname on Standoff?

[final citrus]

[rich crow]

nuh uh

[hard flint]

U could only do that in an older version it got patched

[hard flint]

Tf u mean nuh uh

[rich crow]

i remember the times you could make your name colorful

[hard flint]

Alex u dont understand those people are monsters in my eyes

[final citrus]

you calling @sterile seal a monster

wha he do

[wary sky]

I have an account that I created with an invisible nickname in 2021; one of the Standoff Discord devs gave it to me once... It's quite rare.

I wanted to transfer it to my secondary account, but I see that it's not possible.

[hard flint]

Those players have better ping claw and better fps IM NOT FIGHTING LEGENDS

[final citrus]

nah go legend

[rich crow]

nah

[final citrus]

yu uh

[rich crow]

you will never reach legend

[hard flint]

Are u going to help me cus i aint doing all that

[hard flint]

Ik😞

[final citrus]

ill help getitng bronze

legend idk

[rich crow]

i hit almost 1200 hours never became legend in comp

[hard flint]

My play style needs sound no sound im getting my ahh beat

[sterile seal]

💔

[rich crow]

camp

[hard flint]

No helpful

[final citrus]

am not good wha you want form me 😭

[sterile seal]

legend is ez

[final citrus]

see

[hard flint]

Then HOW are u close to elite

[final citrus]

am not close to elite

[hard flint]

3 questions

[sterile seal]

yeah?

[muted vector]

Peace.

[hard flint]

1 how much ping do u get

2 do u play claw

[sterile seal]

~70

[hard flint]

3 how much fps

[sterile seal]

nope

[final citrus]

whats claw

[sterile seal]

4 fingers

[final citrus]

fps doesnt matter i got elite with unstable 40 fps

[sterile seal]

60 on phone and 200 in pc

[final citrus]

pc :0

[hard flint]

Ik that but 120 is broken

[hard flint]

Pc????

Wait what servers are u on

[final citrus]

my cap is at 60

i like 60 dont wana get 120 fps

[hard flint]

Same

[sterile seal]

eu

[sterile seal]

yh i play both

[hard flint]

Rarely get a match on that server

[final citrus]

netherlands, france, poland are one of the most activites ones how :/

[patent glacier]

When new season come guys?

[mighty trout]

Late march or early april.

@unreal sluice how far are we going for this

[unreal sluice]

This is the last account I own so this is the last one

[mighty trout]

alrighty

[mighty trout]

please stop the addiction after this

is not good peter

[unreal sluice]

So2 isn’t even my priority I just play when I’m not feeling like reading goodnight punpun

[mighty trout]

i am reading sherlock holmes

is fun

the complete edition

[hexed igloo]

Play a boring game or a depressive episode

[unreal sluice]

Truth

Aiko is my fav character

[unreal sluice]

Goodnight punpun very depressing which is why I’m not always in the mood to read it

[heavy pendant]

someone sub cb fast pls

[mighty trout]

new challenge for u

use only deagle and awm

for ur last alt

[mighty trout]

interesting

RIGHT.

yeah totally.

[final citrus]

wha

pass wha

[mighty trout]

lel.

[unreal sluice]

Nah

[mighty trout]

sadness

[final citrus]

whyyy

do it do it do it

be like me and @velvet drift

:>

[mighty trout]

Alex super rich than me.

[heavy pendant]

@unreal sluice pls come sub cb

[mighty trout]

no

decline it chat

[unreal sluice]

🙀

[mighty trout]

what a sub cb

[unreal sluice]

If you bore me with this challenge anymore I will take a nap

[final citrus]

thye need 1 more person to play cb

i think

[heavy pendant]

yea bro

[final citrus]

how about knife only

[heavy pendant]

if its scrim i woulda went fc or network svs

[heavy pendant]

btw d1v meh without xsun

[mighty trout]

what language is this.

is this still english.

[unreal sluice]

D1V were the best back in s1-s2

[heavy pendant]

maybe but xsun always carried any scrim i saw

[unreal sluice]

I’m gonna take a nap 😴

[mighty trout]

night night

[final citrus]

[heavy pendant]

@unreal sluice what posiiton u played in d1v

[unreal sluice]

I didn’t play in D1V

[heavy pendant]

u said u were dere

[unreal sluice]

I beat their academy team

[mighty trout]

oo nice

[late gazelle]

ts pmo

[arctic stratus]

Hi

[final citrus]

elo

[arctic stratus]

Champion

[mighty trout]

u lost?

HAHA

cat laughing emoji

[final citrus]

lol

[late gazelle]

no school pmo

[heavy pendant]

nub

[unreal sluice]

Ok

[final citrus]

bro to chill to aurge

[mighty trout]

no he just chill because i beaten him

[final citrus]

:0

[velvet gorge]

omgg nowayy

chat is it more worth

buying gloves or

buying a knife?

[arctic stratus]

Does anyone want to play?

[mighty trout]

combo

is worth it

[velvet gorge]

okayy ty

[mighty trout]

a knife without a glove is like saying superman without his power just a grown man in his undies.

[velvet gorge]

i meann..

i dont even play standoff that much but

[mighty trout]

u don't say a word.

[velvet gorge]

i wanted to buy smth

[mighty trout]

buy both.

[velvet gorge]

js for fun

[velvet gorge]

No gang im not gonna buy both

[mighty trout]

Then buy both.

[velvet gorge]

No

id rather buy gloves tbh

i js needed

an opinion smb to help me choose

cause i been wanting a karambit

[final citrus]

just buy samthing you like

[velvet gorge]

for a while, but also gloves

[mighty trout]

then glove.

or knife.

[velvet gorge]

okayokayokay

[mighty trout]

Choose them

ykw get a coin

[velvet gorge]

r we dead srs bro?

[mighty trout]

flip it

heads or tails

there

[velvet gorge]

you got a point

let me find a cent

[unreal sluice]

😸

[velvet gorge]

okay gloves it is

[late gazelle]

no fuh you

[unreal sluice]

she good at rage baiting u

[late gazelle]

im not easily ragebaitable

[mighty trout]

Still lost

[mighty trout]

i ragebaited three people

two of them are banned

[late gazelle]

onwhat

[mighty trout]

On defuse

Duel

[velvet gorge]

genuine question, how do u ragebait someone and they js randomly get banned??

[late gazelle]

i was trolling

[final citrus]

Never playing duel again

Hate this mode

[velvet gorge]

Like only if they boxxedd you, used cheats or smth then they have a reason to be banned

[mighty trout]

They say sum about threatening

another guy threaten to dox me

via "ip"

which is useless

[velvet gorge]

yeah then they have a reason to get banned.. but yk its never bad to really do that to them

i mean im not saying anything but if they leaked you

[mighty trout]

still bannable.

[velvet gorge]

do the same thing, what comes around goes around

[mighty trout]

again

Bannable

[velvet gorge]

how much r they banned for

[mighty trout]

does not matter

[mighty trout]

ask a mod.

[velvet gorge]

No it does, cause thats the reason why i lost 4 accounts not only on discord but on every game

thank god elhamdulilah im not that pure demon anymore

[mighty trout]

oh hey @tough meadow

dm rq

[regal agate]

there are many things bannable. and 40% of the Player do it and dont get banned for months 😂

[velvet gorge]

yeah and they might do it again and again

[mighty trout]

if u keep it silent then yeah

[velvet gorge]

barkbark

But honestly why do u need to threaten someone or something like that

[regal agate]

Today I got a milestone on a cheating Report. lvl 320 legend player. I was 100% sure hes cheating. played 4x in comp against him. I record all my games. Then I submitted proof to to Support. finally one " I dont cheat ur just bad " is banned

[velvet gorge]

like if your bad then your bad bro no need to step in with ip stuff or wahetver

[cerulean marsh]

thats your avg so2 toxicity

[heavy pendant]

ive met 3k hour ppl cheat

[velvet gorge]

Yeah, thatS exactly how it goes. People talk BUT proof talks louder.

Recording and reporting is the only way. Support doesn’t ban for nothing

[mighty trout]

why are we talking like a politician

[regal agate]

1tb ssd is full of Videos cuz of that game

[gray nacelle]

Does anyone know when the ranks will be restarted?

[velvet gorge]

i dont engage with these typa stuffs i got a life even if i argue tommorow it will be forgotten and everyone will move on w their life

[velvet gorge]

around march or april

[cerulean marsh]

when new season arrives

[hard flint]

My main is france fr

[velvet gorge]

cauase thats the way i talk

and help people duhh

[mighty trout]

sounds like gpt

[velvet gorge]

HAHGAHAHAHA

[velvet gorge]

cause chat gpt got informations from people

[cerulean marsh]

good for you, though you forget most of standoff 2 players are entitled 13yo kids

[gray nacelle]

Do you know the exact date?

[late gazelle]

real

[velvet gorge]

and im a person who actually says it

[mighty trout]

mm this.

[cerulean marsh]

nope, most likely early april or so

[velvet gorge]

not my problem tho

[final citrus]

yea i always find game sin that region

[mighty trout]

again i love egoing these people.

[final citrus]

idk how you dont

[gray nacelle]

Ohh okay

[velvet gorge]

for who exactly do you mean about?

If u got smth with me go private ion tallk and talk infront boys and girls in here

[mighty trout]

someone getting madds

couldnt be meee

[late gazelle]

whats the point of going private if youre not gonna talk

[regal agate]

2/10 ragebait

[velvet gorge]

you ask that anytime someone doesent agree with u ?

[velvet gorge]

well man, some people bark infront of people

just to show off

maybe u should learn a thing or two if ur a grown up

and not a 13 yo or sm thing

[mighty trout]

an adult would work you know.

[velvet gorge]

yeahyeah

[mighty trout]

people who get ragebaited easily.

also we can talk here so u dont have to take time talking to ur AI for a response.

[velvet gorge]

bro are we serious rightnow?

[cerulean marsh]

not to mention theres an odd number of manchilds

[velvet gorge]

No dw i can go on call too

[mighty trout]

very serious.

[cerulean marsh]

some people never "grow up"

[velvet gorge]

if this is a ragebait dawg

[mighty trout]

a call is still privated

Lets talk here.

[velvet gorge]

then its a bad job

[mighty trout]

ur still responding to it

[velvet gorge]

So you can say some stuff infront of your eboys that you learned

probably 3 years ago

yeah yeah congrats you learned smth new

[final citrus]

am defo part of that group

[mighty trout]

someone getting mad

[cerulean marsh]

LMAO

someones self aware

[velvet gorge]

yeah

thats looping

keep saying someones getting mad

you have no other replies

[final citrus]

-0 iq on top

[velvet gorge]

💞 💋

[mighty trout]

well your the one who brought up eboys even though this chat hasn't said a word about eboys.

amazing pal.

[velvet gorge]

okay that wasnt even part of the convo

[cerulean marsh]

whats this beef even about

[mighty trout]

but ur the one who said it

[mighty trout]

idk

[velvet gorge]

yk what

go private

[mighty trout]

no lets talk here

[tiny ember]

Mod , nuke this chat

[velvet gorge]

No i dont wanna shut down an american infront of everyone

[mighty trout]

yes agreed.

[mighty trout]

an american??

[rich crow]

C

[velvet gorge]

ur 100% an american

do u even seee ur arguments

[mighty trout]

malaysian what u on?

[velvet gorge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[mighty trout]

yeah i see it

[velvet gorge]

EVEN WORSE

[rich crow]

I'm Mexican

[tiny ember]

Nuke this chat with ur gifs

[velvet gorge]

YEAHYEAH

[final citrus]

@devout bobcat ban him

[mighty trout]

how so?

[velvet gorge]

yo soy espanol

[cerulean marsh]

what are u on about

[tiny ember]

mod , mod this mod

[velvet gorge]

shhh

[mighty trout]

idk this is definitely a kid.

[rich crow]

What is this chat even about

Where r the dommy mommies at

[cerulean marsh]

arguing abz nothing

[regal agate]

🍿

[rich crow]

Ah

[cerulean marsh]

arguing abt arguing private

[tiny ember]

Me no understandon espanieol

[velvet gorge]

16

[rich crow]

Btw does anyone have a 814 pattern dark shiver M9 Bayonet?

[cerulean marsh]

or whatever idk came in late im js here for the show

[mighty trout]

ye it just a random argument

[cerulean marsh]

pretty sure someone posted it in photos earlier

[mighty trout]

lets cool down for a bit

[velvet gorge]

i think one of my classmates mentioned it but i cant fully remember, i can ask them if u want?

[rich crow]

Video on market?

[cerulean marsh]

🍿

[rich crow]

#📸│photos message

[cerulean marsh]

maybe i dont recall, js know its been mentioned a few times recently

[rich crow]

It looks so good on yott gloves

@mighty trout so you're Malaysian?

[mighty trout]

yep

also i dont know why she assumed i was american at first

[velvet gorge]

im a she

[mighty trout]

then assumed malaysian even worse

[mighty trout]

apologies

[velvet gorge]

yk what this isnt going anywhere bro

im not gonna argue priv or public

im js gonna step back your prolly geeked or smth

[mighty trout]

That i am

[rich crow]

@velvet gorge where are you from?

[cerulean marsh]

[velvet gorge]

i cant talk to u normally without laughing

[velvet gorge]

deutschland

[velvet gorge]

are u lagging

in real life?

Genuine question

[mighty trout]

a little slow yeah

[rich crow]

@mighty trout how old are you?

[velvet gorge]

i can tell

[mighty trout]

a year older

[velvet gorge]

@rich crow wy from

[rich crow]

??

[velvet gorge]

17?

[rich crow]

I'm Mexican

[velvet gorge]

where ru from

[mighty trout]

yeah

[rich crow]

Oh wait nvm

[velvet gorge]

My bad i have dementia

do mexicans speak

spanish

[velvet gorge]

thats nice

[rich crow]

Yes we do

[velvet gorge]

coolcool

[mighty trout]

What an odd convo.

[velvet gorge]

LOL

[cerulean marsh]

ye not entertaining anymore

[velvet gorge]

welpwelpwelp

[mighty trout]

anyways hi mar

[velvet gorge]

guys do yall

box or do karate

or smth

i need a few questions

[cerulean marsh]

been here for a few min, nice to know you've acknowledged me just now lmao hi

[mighty trout]

yes u existed a couple of time and yes i responded to a few of ur messages

[cerulean marsh]

or sth as martial arts or hobbies?

[rich crow]

I can't believe I passed from having a M9 dg to look for a good Dark Shiver pattern of the same knife

[velvet gorge]

Yeahmartial art

[cerulean marsh]

nah

[velvet gorge]

cause i need to go back to karate championships

but im boxing for the moment

[regal agate]

buy my harmony

[velvet gorge]

and i only need to choose one

[cerulean marsh]

honestly dark shiver only pretty without the red spots

[rich crow]

I'm looking for a M9 Dark Shiver because it combines goodly with Year Of The Tiger gloves

[cerulean marsh]

well which one is it you enjoy the most?

[flint barn]

How much is new mantis glacier

[mighty trout]

is getting flux and saphira knife worth it?

[regal agate]

16-1800g

[flint barn]

Jezus

Knifes overall went up or down?

[regal agate]

Nameless got down others I didnt check

[velvet gorge]

tbh boxing more but im thinking ab upgrading to muay thai

@mighty trout @cerulean marsh i js wanna say goodnight bye🥹 😊

[mighty trout]

Goodnight i suppose

[velvet gorge]

thanks

[mighty trout]

Changba the fight was resolved

no need to intervene

[mighty trout]

i even will say sorry

for ragebaiting

[velvet gorge]

what was he gonna exactly do?

[tough meadow]

I already intervened, instantly after you dmed me

[velvet gorge]

its okay man

[mighty trout]

mute us for two days

[velvet gorge]

mb too

[velvet gorge]

wdym?

OH

[velvet gorge]

OOP

[mighty trout]

alrighty

[mighty trout]

ciao ciao

[velvet gorge]

bye guys

dont ban me

xD

[mighty trout]

muted

[velvet gorge]

NO I WAS JOKING HEY

[mighty trout]

mods can review logs

[tough meadow]

I'll let it go this time

[velvet gorge]

DANG

[mighty trout]

go back to sleep changba

there no rule breaker as of now

[tough meadow]

it's 7am here

[velvet gorge]

Changa i love ur greek nose

[tough meadow]

gotta go to uni

[mighty trout]

9:47am

[velvet gorge]

hey thats a good name changba

[mighty trout]

o good luck!

[velvet gorge]

yes correct

[tough meadow]

tyty

[regal agate]

Rules are rules or are we like epsteins files and let them do what ever they want 🤔😂 ( just a joke)

[velvet gorge]

my 7th cousin was on the files

its not a thing to joke yk

u broke my heart now

thank you so much im gonna cry myself to sleep now

😭

[flint barn]

Cry about it

[late gazelle]

??? maybe we can 1v1 in my servers?

[sterile hamlet]

[flint barn]

Sith down

[sterile hamlet]

Fubny

[midnight thorn]

can anyone give tips on how to improve duel skills

[flint barn]

Play duels

[sterile hamlet]

Duel

[flint barn]

Since u got 2 teammates,get 2 more and play competitive

Dont be a bunny

[midnight thorn]

im only maining duel

others arre silver whwile im struggling wwith duel

[flint barn]

Struggle

Get good

Delete game cause no skins

The endless circle

[glossy vine]

keep playing and practice

and find the right settings

[midnight thorn]

is there a gm to test the skills

[glossy vine]

i would just play tdm

[flint barn]

Turbo disel missfire

Honestly TDI is probably the most realabile engiene ever mase

[rich crow]

Someone allie? im calibration 7/10

[flint barn]

#1044085342308941944

[rich crow]

nobody active here

[flint barn]

Sucks to suck

[halcyon spoke]

You need rank to play with me or find a guy with no rank to play cuz it will not let you play cuz of the difference of me

Mmr

[hexed igloo]

just out aim them

[rich crow]

what your rank

[final citrus]

[halcyon spoke]

Phoenix

I’m focusing on comp

[abstract turtle]

Did someone mention duels

[flint barn]

Me

[abstract turtle]

Imagine losing a duel

[flint barn]

Fr

[abstract turtle]

I haven’t lost one in like 7 games

[flint barn]

Daamn

Bro is skilled

[abstract turtle]

And all on 60 fps

[flint barn]

For silvdr

[abstract turtle]

Im only good at duel

[flint barn]

I play on 60fps every day

[abstract turtle]

Rest modes are mid

[flint barn]

Comp with friends is funny

[abstract turtle]

W

[flint barn]

Fr

I think i made huge mistake

But its done

So i cant do nothint about it

[abstract turtle]

Oh

[flint barn]

Probably very stupid thing lmao

Sold butterdly starfall and bought fang ice and dual daggers gungar

[abstract turtle]

Bad decision

[flint barn]

Well i cant undo it

[abstract turtle]

You probably lost alot of gold by tax

[flint barn]

Neither can i aff9rd butterdly anymore lma9

[abstract turtle]

Im waiting for the market to rise around relatively high

So i can sell off my knives

[flint barn]

Damn

Multiple

[abstract turtle]

Back when this happens 💔

I used to change knives everyday

[flint barn]

Well my goal was to own a mantis one day

[abstract turtle]

And lose like 200 gold

[flint barn]

But yea not gonna happend

[late gazelle]

mfs js took me out of class💔

[flint barn]

Neez

Jeez

[abstract turtle]

I bought a mantis citrine like when it came out

At 1500

[flint barn]

Sboudve noy used phone

[abstract turtle]

Even though the price was 1800

[flint barn]

Well i woudlnt mind any tbf

I love how it looks

[late gazelle]

i did not

[flint barn]

And animat8on

Eclipse is litteraly prettiest mantis for me

[flint barn]

What a lie

[abstract turtle]

I used to like that one alot

But I think the colour is too dull

Now

[flint barn]

Nah its perfect

I love it

[abstract turtle]

I bought that one too

[late gazelle]

i deadahh did not they just called me and said come out of the class come to the library

[abstract turtle]

For 1600

[flint barn]

Bruh

[abstract turtle]

😭 💔

[flint barn]

U too rich

[flint barn]

Out of nowhere

[abstract turtle]

I was poor until i joined this server

[flint barn]

Im f2p

Lmao

[late gazelle]

yea

[left sleet]

hello

[flint barn]

Hello

[left sleet]

im so new in here haha

[flint barn]

Welcum

[quartz anvil]

hii

[left sleet]

thanks

hello

[devout bobcat]

https://telegra.ph/Glavnye-voprosy-soobshchestva-Standoff-2-vsyo-chto-obsudili-na-strime-12-02

[tough meadow]

@grave cipher English version: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/12974375-hottest-questions-from-the-standoff-2-community-everything-we-discussed-on-stream

[devout bobcat]

Damn it’s there the whole time?

[tough meadow]

nab

[devout bobcat]

Nuh uh, you’re a nab cuz you failed to notice a scam message in #🛡│clans message

[mighty trout]

so none of yal wanna delete it?

[devout bobcat]

I’m at the hospital rn

Camping inside a car

[mighty trout]

are you going for A or B site

[mighty trout]

no camping, so unfair

i want mcdonalds lwky

[devout bobcat]

Nabbing

[mighty trout]

any tips for lunch today

Dead server

[grave cipher]

Thank you

[tough meadow]

yesterday we had a community church thing in our home

bought 12kg of pork to feed everyone

still roughly 6kg amount of meat left

that will last my bro and i weeks since we're small eaters

and it will probably go bad

before we finish it

[devout bobcat]

Nab eater

Mgs3 snake eater

[hexed igloo]

freeze it

[halcyon spoke]

just give it to the homeless dudes cuz its a church thing '

when it goes bad

[mighty trout]

give it to animals

or turn into fertiliser

[hexed igloo]

well don't give it to the homeless when it's bad

wtf

[halcyon spoke]

give it to the homeless when its bad

[mighty trout]

Sick hunan

[hexed igloo]

so called church thing

[halcyon spoke]

well its better than eating nothing

[halcyon spoke]

yeah

[mighty trout]

bacteria

hospital bills

rack up.

[hexed igloo]

yeah food poisoning better than not eating

[mighty trout]

more broker

[mighty trout]

this

hospital clinic bills

ur in big debt now

[mighty trout]

yo zani

wanna see what he said before he got muted

[hexed igloo]

nah

[mighty trout]

ok

he hates animals

oddly

sadness

[lofty ginkgo]

Who wanna play allies

[mighty trout]

r u champion

[proper pelican]

Can anyone give me gameplay of standoff pls...i need it most🥺

[lofty ginkgo]

No 💔✌️

[lusty hawk]

Where is bedaldae

[mighty trout]

banned for toxicity.

[proper pelican]

Can anyone give me gameplay of standoff pls...i need it most🥺

[polar charm]

What rank?

[mighty trout]

he not champion bruv

[polar charm]

Im not champion rn

That was the last szn

Ever since rank reset im gold in allies and phoenix in competitive

Rn

@lusty hawk are you on?

@proper pelican are you on?

[stone cipher]

gm chat

[polar charm]

gm

[tiny ember]

[tiny ember]

Its night here

[abstract turtle]

[vast granite]

[abstract turtle]

So far all my skins are dropping in price

💔

[polar charm]

Send ur skins

[abstract turtle]

Send your residential address first

[tiny ember]

I lowkey thought ur that mommy guy

[abstract turtle]

As a result you should be cursed with a kukri in your inventory

[tiny ember]

Not bad , i can just simply sell it

[abstract turtle]

It should be untradable then

[tiny ember]

Another fine collection

[abstract turtle]

I was so enraged at the kukri that i sold it for 320 gold

[late gazelle]

hi

[tiny ember]

ih

[late gazelle]

.pan

[tiny ember]

detnof

[late gazelle]

[tiny ember]

CAV

[late gazelle]

:evol:

[tiny ember]

-43.056432498303° N 76.112323047634° W

[mighty trout]

1v1 rn

[abstract turtle]

130 ping

So happy

[late gazelle]

W °436740323211.67 N °303894234650.34-

[abstract turtle]

I can enjoy the game in peace

[late gazelle]

ok noob

[late gazelle]

nice

[mighty trout]

get on

[tiny ember]

Are u 𝓶𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂 by any chance?

[abstract turtle]

Opposite

[tiny ember]

⛹️‍♂️

[mighty trout]

and they miss

[late gazelle]

wait my phone not working

[polar charm]

I mean a picture of ur inventory

[late gazelle]

ok im in game @mighty trout

[polar charm]

@late gazelle wanna que

i wont sell

[late gazelle]

ion have accounts

[abstract turtle]

Ill send you mine then

[polar charm]

Lets play 5v5

I cant solo queue i get sold everytime

I need a duo

[late gazelle]

im queueing with my friend today sorry

[abstract turtle]

Nope

[polar charm]

Allies or comp?

[polar charm]

Why

[late gazelle]

allies

[polar charm]

Oh ok

[abstract turtle]

I dont feel like playing today and im washed

[polar charm]

1v1 then?

[abstract turtle]

Will still lose

I haven’t played a single match since yesterday

[polar charm]

Ur legend in 1v1 im not even ranked

Theres no world u should lose

[abstract turtle]

The outcome can only be decided by time

[polar charm]

Bruh

[lethal matrix]

Hi guys

[polar charm]

@versed vale what rank are you allies?

[versed vale]

Hey, what will happen if I erase one sticker from my gun? Will it be gone forever?

[late gazelle]

@mighty trout 1v1 or what

[versed vale]

On allies don't have one yet

[lethal matrix]

Same

[polar charm]

What abt comp?

Im gold we should be able to que together

[versed vale]

I only have on duel

[polar charm]

What’s ur peak?

On allies

[versed vale]

Wait

[mighty trout]

h mb

i was defusing

[late gazelle]

i saw

[versed vale]

Bronze 4

[neon lotus]

can yall go to sleep

[polar charm]

Nah

[polar charm]

U wanna 1v1?

[mighty trout]

r u in game

or not

[versed vale]

Rn I could but in 20min I have class

[late gazelle]

i am

yorutsuki

[versed vale]

16min to be exact

[polar charm]

Ight lets 1v1 rq

[lethal matrix]

Yo can we 1v1?

[rich crow]

Any NA players for Allies can play comp aswell

[mighty trout]

Invited

get in

[versed vale]

What's your user?

[polar charm]

Sure

After him

[lethal matrix]

Aight

[polar charm]

My id : 136654884

@lethal matrix add me to

[lethal matrix]

K

[versed vale]

I added you

[lethal matrix]

Same

[polar charm]

I don’t see talk

Yall

Lemme restart

[versed vale]

Am so2.120fps

[mild wing]

U play sab?

Dam im rich check photos

[lethal matrix]

My,user is zombie anyways

My,user is zombie anyways

[versed vale]

I don't think I added the right player, because the user level is 1

[versed vale]

.

[polar charm]

Yeah u didn’t

Copy and paste this

[abstract turtle]

Yo lemme spec

[polar charm]

136654884

[polar charm]

136654884

Just copy and paste that

[versed vale]

Now I added you

[late gazelle]

we are ingame

[lethal matrix]

Added

Added

[abstract turtle]

Im coming ingame wait

[late gazelle]

ok

[mighty trout]

i won that game

gg

got no proof

lalala

[abstract turtle]

GG

[late gazelle]

do you?

[mighty trout]

yeah but i said i won that game first

soo

rules work that way

[late gazelle]

alright if you say so

[mighty trout]

anyways font

[late gazelle]

oh shi

[mighty trout]

u cant aim

[mighty trout]

bad word

[late gazelle]

[abstract turtle]

She won, just admit it atp 🫩🫩🫩

[late gazelle]

whatever makes her happy

i guess

[abstract turtle]

❤️‍🩹

[mighty trout]

yeah

[mighty trout]

join the clan

join @final citrus clan

submit to propoganda

[late gazelle]

i dont have 500hrs

[abstract turtle]

Join ours instead

Those are noobs

[polar charm]

Ggs @lethal matrix @versed vale

[lethal matrix]

Ggs

[mighty trout]

1v1

u will die in mid

[abstract turtle]

Bring it on

[polar charm]

He said hes washed

[lethal matrix]

Can i watch?

[polar charm]

Ig ur winning that but u cant beat me

Ur a joke cursed

[mighty trout]

sure

[polar charm]

Do u use gyro

[abstract turtle]

Im so bad ik

[lethal matrix]

No

[polar charm]

Lets 1v1 u should beat bc ur such a high rank

[polar charm]

U should u would be better than me

[ebon dagger]

hi

[lethal matrix]

Idk how sensitivity should i put

[polar charm]

I have mine at 2.00

Its fast ash

But im used to it

Bc i been on it for months maybe a yr now

[polar charm]

5v5?

[lethal matrix]

Wanna play competitive ?

Chat

No?

Ok

[polar charm]

What rank are u ?

[lethal matrix]

Silver

[polar charm]

Im phoenix

I dont think we can que

@abstract turtle 1v1?

[mighty trout]

i beaten cursed

i only got 2-8 against him

so he rly tuff

[polar charm]

So hes good?

[mighty trout]

yes

[polar charm]

Then why he make it seem like he terrible

[mighty trout]

sarcasmy

[polar charm]

Mhm

[abstract turtle]

I yield

[polar charm]

Where is everyone that always need teamates in this server

[abstract turtle]

[polar charm]

Solo que on standoff is soo bad

[abstract turtle]

@mighty trout come duel

Let me show my duel carried

[mighty trout]

i too lazi

[abstract turtle]

Skill

[polar charm]

Lets play defuse @abstract turtle

[abstract turtle]

🥺

[polar charm]

Since u dont wanna 1v1

[abstract turtle]

Im
Noob

[polar charm]

Lets just run it down

Bella just said ur good

Can u stop bro

😭

[abstract turtle]

Im on 60 fps

[mighty trout]

He beaten me on 300 ping

[polar charm]

idc bro its defuse we just having fun

[mighty trout]

while i had 120 fps

[polar charm]

Oh nah

This guy

[mighty trout]

the last two was due to him lag out he couldnt hear mh footstep

so

[abstract turtle]

Im just duel carried
Rest im so noob

[mighty trout]

nuh uh

u beat me

[abstract turtle]

I lost

8-2

[mighty trout]

wym vro

ur the one who had 8-2

i only killed 2 times

[abstract turtle]

Nah

[mighty trout]

and then u humbled me

@polar charm ask again

[abstract turtle]

I lost so im the noob

[mighty trout]

Cursed play witty him

[mighty trout]

why u lyin

[abstract turtle]

I just noticed i have a small scratch on my screen and i dont even have a screen protector on

😭

[polar charm]

Wym?

@abstract turtle lets play for fun

[abstract turtle]

Im not making any excuses but i have to go now

Sorry

You can send me req

193380477

Ill accept it when im online again

Bye

[polar charm]

Ight bye

I added i

U*

[devout bobcat]

Gone forever

[polar charm]

I thought it went back to your inventory

[devout bobcat]

There’s a reason why stickers can go high up the price

Due to its erasable nature

[sleek oxide]

can anyone play comp with me

[versed vale]

Noooo😭

But thank God I didn't erase them

[proper monolith]

hello

[polar charm]

Sure

[opaque root]

[polar charm]

My id: 136654884

[sleek oxide]

kk add me

[proper monolith]

rank?

[polar charm]

5v5 comp

[polar charm]

Did u add me

[sleek oxide]

u ranked

[proper monolith]

yes