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Probably
Wash your brain then
@mighty trout
.
yellow
okay
he loves you
dont mind him anywqys.
😭
yes woul , suc pricous memries to me sjougbft be vanis
much obvious
nice
Yor rihtg , i lvu hmi
blinks.
He ven invted em at hsi hause
👍
bella def blushing behind the screen
If ur wives is him , are u two fighting to claim the high ground?
Domestic violence
okay
Eat around 50 milligrams of cyanide
That will make you feel alot happier 
Anyone wnaa play def
i wnaa palyr definition
Cursed love
curse naratio maun into olivibifon
Thats why you need to ingest some cyanide
That would change alot of things to be better
Bun for wishing death
🍞
hello everyone
📸

And your an obvious example infront of us
Anyone know when new season starts ?
Neigh neigh
efn
There's a beef going on?
Helloooo
⚔️
It’s about to be medium rare
🅱️
The beef got deleted
juicy dumpling fuiyoh
Why's that
Someone is scared of getting bunned

Anyone wanna play?

Blud single handedly won against a multiple time duel legend

go 1v1
700 ping lowkey fun to play on
Where im constantly getting hit through walls
Get better net son
im noob
I won the next 1v1 in Singapore though
how are you
Come on
Who is gonna play with him next
yes
its begging for gold banable?
look me account 273385601
YES
in game or in server
server
@late gazelle 
understood

okay
egoistic ikr
i have 500 ping on brazil
use vpn
its dangerous
Not even considering the fact that this guy chose brazil as the server
I play in Singapore
💔

@abstract turtle spec
huh

u could get banned for that
For what reason
Well, it was never fair to begin with, doesn't matter what server u playing
He won in his server and u won on yours
Atleast i dont get 700 on Singapore
Don't know what the fuss about
for using vpn in standoff for better ping? Crazy, even youtubers that do standoff 2 how to become pro and talk abt fps and ping tell if u want u can use vpn
Do i need to be friends to spectate
I have never done it before
There is no problem here,
Im just mentioning the fact that i lost due to incompetent ping thats all
Block them first

idk

Nubs
Let him win 
Is the hunt still going
idk what to play on thats all
yes not everyone uses a vpn for better ping they often use it for worse ping which is basically cheating
I already got one and a bluegem
private dns > vpn
So what u hunting now
Can u hunt me instead
Not bad
U get unlimited naps

Ok

Im almost done downloading
Haven't played for a month and now I'm struggling against a defuse player
Counter On 2 : Stand to Off
West or east?
@raven tundra what's ur id
Who is standing their off rn
Didn't u play with zhong for few days ago
bi apa ni wei
Last night, yea
When Standoff remastered
I can't aim

Time to upgrade
I need more tdm matches 🐡
maybe in the next update
Nuh uh
U need me, the napper
on season 11 prob
sembang
They already stated that so2 remastered not gonna be on season 11
they did?
wow
mb then
It's gonna be after season 11
Around late 2026
no. 3-5 months
its alright
my opinion
Nah
It's been over 5 months, I feel.
We used to get 1 season per year

Be grateful it's 2 seasons per year now
Wtf
zone 9 rework :

Back then, yeah
High ranked players generally dont play the game that much anyway so its not a problem.
How much time the bps last for?
kiril_playz™ :
Seasonal bp?
Do you think Standoff Remastered is really that different in terms of the changes, or is it just okay?
i dont want it
there is no need for that tbh
updated "packet loss"
The ones which came with the seasons
Better hit registration and better server
Idk why people not want that

Client server revamp
"packet loss"
old players cant take new changes.
we dont want it
😭
At least we no longer die every time we are disconnected in the remastered 
Use FrostBite Engine™ for 0 delay server ping
That's good 
U alone on this one
Will the remaster have Asiimov bundle 
its ur opinion im saying it for the turkish com.
old turkish players dont want it
Never paid much attention to it but I think it lasted around 50 days
I want them to add some sound effects, like the sound of a character throwing a bomb, I don't know, whether it's a grenade or a smoke grenade, like shouting "Smoke!!!", it would feel more lively.

Turkish players don't want a better server?
Shockers
Csgo is free
Need 4 players that can play cb rn
Why CS:GO all of a sudden? We're discussing Standoff here.
its not about the server ofc we want better servers better pings but a new game? a new lobby system or new market system?
nah
Say that to emulator players
Where'd you hear about the new market system? 
Lol
Its just a revamp. Not entirely new. Switching/Upgrade engine
Especially with the server and anti cheat
4 playersss that can play clan battle right nowww
we know
The current client server has too many holes for cheats
pf
New one gonna patch it up
The game will be more requirering in performances then 
we just miss the old com ig.
Moba games have better anti cheat than this abomination.
I just want to keep my 120fps with that remastered, better be optimised ig
We do not live in Unisoc & Spreadtrum era.
anymore
gl with that 😭
It's like you're talking a whole new language rn i don't know those 
The duality of potato cpus
That's a potato chipset
Oh i see
If u cant hit 120fps constantly while having good specs , we call that "throttling"
I have constant 120 

I just can't wait to play the remastered version
hard throttle to 59 fps
Everything is looking positive so far in terms of server performance
I need 3 playerss to playy clan battle fast plsss
🔥
need 3 players plsss
I just need randoms

You need to have ryzen 6090 first
maybe in 2 months

or maybe in the next update
Im waiting for it too, this one is boring
Its already been 1 month tho no?
Yeah ig
Intel graphics would do
hes not normal
Who?
okay
Imma ask this for the last time (I asked it before): Should I play comp right now? I am phoenix rank with 1401 MMR
Instead of agreeing on a middleground server
Play one home ground and one away ground ig
Risk or No Risk?
..
i didnt like how you played like a rat
What does that mean
When the new update come?
This guy be hiding the game and pops up at end
you fell*
yea
When the new update come?
Need 2 randoms to play cb
chill😭
need 2 randoms to playy clan battle cb
Whnwhnwhn
Server?
ouuu high ping
Glad you ended it
plays from*
Just 2 randomss fast francd region
hong kong
Next time fonted vs naito hong kong server
Go Singapore
And just clear it
Will the market grow or fall even more?
@raven tundra too shy
Is it a good time to buy skins?
March or april
1st april standoff fools version
Hey guys is there any way I could report smurfs?
I mean like he didn't even kill he just mollied himself every round
Oh I dont have anything against smurfs who dont sabotage the match
Exactly🤌
Yeah, I did report him
But I just REALLY wanted to make sure he gets banned
Like calling me noob and killing himself?
Im about to sell everything for that awm
I dont think im noob
i got 1885 mmr and dropped to 1807 by cheaters, smh
Like if he was friendly ok
But calling even the enemies noobs by not being able to kill me? Bruh
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Wanna talk in dms?
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That'd be sick but pc players with pc players
@raven tundra did u win the 1v1
Ye
Crazy
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he hides in a spot for ages
Gero sucks ( no offense but I can't )
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I mean, everyone has a different play style
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if he played aggro whatever i could probably beat him
Oh ok
But that's not what happened innit
yea mate
Can't complain about a player that won with a different play style
U need to adapt with it
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10 gold i help you rank up
u can?
its not adaptable
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Autism™ Sdn. Bhd.
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lol
Brah
flashbang
we are on b all the time
I'm not adding anyone
Can i add u


Need 1 player to playy clan battle cb random (france)
im trying to find you
🧑🦯
clan battle cb (cb) [cb] {cb} |cb|
why you send me my id
hi everybody
Why people hate icon hack?
34431334
mhm
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C
im friends with zhxrm lol
hello
Thats me
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but i dont
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Hi
Nt

I have a question for everyone
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why there are guys who hate ICON HACK
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And I am idiot
Same hopefully selling my stickerbomb awm wil lbe enoughto afford it
Bruh the new battle pass is not coming?
Walking dead best season bro i finished just 3 months ago all 11 seasons
Bruh the new battle pass is not coming?
Bruh the new battle pass is not coming?
Bruh the new battle pass is not coming?
Can someone rate my inventory?
Bru hte nwe batle psa si nto coiming?
But i can't show here dm me
Ur inventory cant be that bad
Yeah I'll show you dm me
Im goin nap
Nap do you know bones?
Freaky guy yes
U missing bob the biulder in that list
Haha 😆 yeah that's me 😂
Now get out of my sight
Since when
I startes playing that game before sakura map came
@tiny ember Bruh thinks he's the main character 😂
At old zone 9 days and privince car campi g
I stares befor stand 2
I still have ur freaky lobby conversation
I remeber dreaming abt kunai poison.. well look at tis now i own it
New pass when?
Old zone9 was so good man i really missed that map
The game released in 2017 buddy
Peak but do u remeber province and the car camping ?
I can help u buy a paracetamol
para is for heating💔
He's sweating it
Sup
sweat
Asiimov event , what year is it
Anyone wanna 1v1 for 10 gold?
2014

Sure but i use aimbot
Haha 🤣 how 🗿
Why did u touch ur colleague
Just kidding btw but you can dm me
Third party ap
Best way to earn gold?
okay
When
Too young nobody wants me
Free nitro 2026 february
Consider delete this.
i was 11 years old
Fellow phoenix player, mind helping me climb up in comp and allies?
Consider delete this
Sure
I’d?
I’d
no
In my bio
okay
Gambling
use code GIFT for 2500 bobux
Roberry
Fr
giv em smoe mone than ia m goanna ha a rih en
im give u 5 dola dola
I'll be earning thousands of gold once this gift box sells for a high price

Currently it went down to 200
Buy M9 blue blood
evig em emos yenom neth ma i annog evah a hcir hsilgne
asparagus
Send
Ok
I’m kimdokja
Steal dads credit card
🪞
Ok
my grama
I accepted, hop in game @halcyon spoke
my grandma
Car accident
yooo im fluent
okay , there's a trash can next to you
Hi, how long do you think it will take for the prices of winter pass knives to normalize?
a month
or two
Thanks
everyone is russian.
Who is Russian
Exercise
That requires strenth
oh
And balance
something font never do
Who's on PC
shut up
Lol
will do
please do
Probably this month or March
Ok thanks
HEY
hi deko
not surprised

no
not on my territory
my steam is already signed
Watch demo
I play standoff 2 on 20 fps
Yeah me too
Wait really
Yeah so damn
I get 30 - 45 fps
wdym
Fonted as in text
Yeah thought so
discord wont allow me
You can actually
Yeah
voch demo
Which phone you use

Motorola
Motorola which
Hold on let me check
Okay Okay
What specs
Broo idk
Storage ram??
Let me check again
Bro these people are match fixing in allies and they know exactly where I am and then i go 2-8 and dthey say I'm bad 😭

Oh i see mine is 3/32 LOL
@tender moat yours is decent
U have
Thanks for rating my inventory @abstract turtle , a knife will be there once I sell the gift box
Ok I guess
Its good for a novice inventory
No knife for deko🥺
?
I have 6 knives and I consider my inventory to be incomplete
Pls somebody gift gold for deko🥺
Wdym deko?
That's crazy
What's deko?
Ram and storage alone doesn’t determine how much fps you’re gonna get
Damn, crazy
Oh okay
Pls somebody gift me gold pls🥺
The processor 
Yeah the processor matters too
Iam real deco i swear🥺
M9 blueblood will decide my inventory
What are u
Wym?
Why so many people thinks the definitive answer for performance is “more ram” 
Your pfp isn't deco
I always thought it's the processor
It is
Ram and processor both matters to me
Well because that's more important
I find it hilarious that some people think more ram can make their phone faster when it was actually the cpu & gpu doing most of the processing task 🦛
Where you grabbing those snowballs from? 🤔
Airball
From your discord light mode background
Im a dark mode user bro
Who tf will use light mode
Switch to light mode
Crazy people
Lightmode = Getting flashbanged
I do, during daytime
Fr
I can’t see shit under the sun with dark mode
Relatable
Any ways to get gold without gambling? I need tournamnets or sum
Robbery
WHO HAVE GOT LIKE 800 GOLD RN?
I have 18k 
I got 29.73 rn
Could do gift?
Slide
No
im rich af
Greedy
Broke ahh i have like 0.43
Rule 3
Il give you 10k
God will pay u back
Fr? Dm me then
Rules are rules
I have .10 gold
Yeah sorry
Type hastag i hae to copy it my keyboard don t work
Also I’m a atheist 
That too because I got lucky and pulled an arcane fragment out of the fragment box which I sold for 80 and then spent some on the berettas damascus and P90 legendary skin
But if u dm me there are no rules
I sold my gift for 200 rn and gambled it all on crafting
Dayuum bro you are lucky I never get anything from boxes or crates
I can apply the rule even in dm
Nonono
He s a helper
Yeah, even I was shocked
I’ve been given the authority to do it
Frr
Bro literally begging to staff
Oh no
Bro how do i change my roles
Standoff god just messegad me
Bro on night shift
Channels & Roles
@sterile hamlet comp ?
Mine is clickable unlike yours
Thanks couldn t find it
? Your what is clickable?
Is the deagle wildflower expected to rise up to 2g?
No
Where I can buy Gold for cheap?
💀
For CIS citizens: https://store.standoff2.com/
Thats the point u dont
Wtf
Idk
Show your invi bro
Hes secretly rich
Why Russian get 3k gold for 22€ and I need to pay 34€ for 3k 🤑🙏
Show bro its ok
Is that translateable?
Dm me
Thats out problems lowk we just gotta deal w it
Google/Apple service tax
Ur def richer then me
Bro SS in photo channel
Noo def no
Show your invi too
Wdym deal with it 😕
I dont have foto chanel
I only got the starter pass skins
I only got starter pass skins trust
In this server go to phot chanell and just send ss
Ok iwill
How does light mode not kill your eyes bro?
Im not using light mode im using the crimson one
Ok let me screenshot
Your bio flashbanged me
Russians can buy gold in the website and the money goes straight to Axlebolt. Meanwhile we buy gold through Google or Apple’s store service so there will be tax charge along the way
@nimble escarp
How you champion rank then bro 😭 😭
Thats the fun part..
Yes
Ohh
Well im silver elite silver
It's not, now my eyes hurt
Good good
Im swo bored
Your name has champion badge on it
No thats elite but alr

It's still more then mine im phoenix
We both have same ranks, wanna help each other in rank pushing or we gonna stop and wait till rank reset?
Idk man I'm noob
Me too
Helloo guys how are you all can anyone help me and tell me how to complete commander pass
I want to complete it too
But i sadly cant
Same
Guys where can i find eu promo codes????
We need a rookie from starter pass only he can join us in commander pass and complete it for us but we can't
If we make new accounts then ?
Basically you invite new players using your referral link or scanning your QR code. The account must be less than 24h old to join, otherwise it wouldn’t work
Yeah you can try that but it will still be tuff
Any new players here lol 😆
Yeah frr
Whoo is a pro
I doubt anyone in this server without a profile in so2
Anyone know when new season is?
I'll just make a new accounts
Zhrm are u admin
Ok
@devout bobcat Where can i find eu promo codes?
When Chinese new year skins will come out???????
Idk
Lol boiiiii
We know u getting paid by so2 we cant prove it tho
No
How got m9 bro
How u got do Many things in ur profile
Credit card
Zhrm
Starter pass
I bought them
Ok
He still can’t ping me correctly 
@devout bobcat Im him
Im her
Im might be a tomboy
@devout bobcat
Year of the horse?
First ever Chinese themed update
@sterile hamlet comp ?
Guys did anyone knows when the new season pass gonna be in game
So2 might be racist
They should add other celebrations theme too 
Guys did anyone knows when the new season pass gonna be in game
Poison kurki when
February-April take it or leave it
Zhrm
Might?
What ethnic themes have they done before
Ur mi femboy
Nhah
@sterile hamlet comp ?
Nrn I'm tilted cuz these fellas be match fixing
What yo rank ?
Dpes anyone know which skin is going to get boosted
when does the new season start

Japanese, Brazilian and Mexican
"Mexican"
Is anyone here selling 814 dark shiver m9 pattern, DM me if u have
is there any good master or elite player who wanna play comp

When will season end
@final citrus elite 🪩
next year
last year
We need the zombie update
Lie
Teach awm ways
march-april

Stop lying too gold player

helpless strikes again
Sorry
NOO
Mods
I’m gonna be unavailable for a few minutes 
i aint beggong
@midnight furnace you awake?
You tryna make a bet on it
What you talking about?
It aint a gift you’re asking for it
You can't beg for skins
Einstein would be proud
hi
sup
This is betting
yes
yello
yellow*
how you doing



?
Nub
Predictable, nub 
And now @halcyon spoke dead
Here you go unpredictable NUB


Nub
get_right begging in photos
Does anyone know if the desert eagle wildflower will go past 2G?
I think he GoT_LeFt
got_leftout
What's your comp rank?
Why are the knives so low in price rn?
Cause alot of people selling it
Does anyone know promo codes?
Hallo :3
yo
yh
j
Should I buy gloves + knife for 3k gold or js knife
hi
u can make good combo for 3k gold so go for gloves + knife
How to join feceit
hi
u dont
Why
hi
hi
hi
Bro why
mongolian?
#🇲🇳│монгол orood ir
Promocode 100% working?
Somehow i cant massage in mongolian server
or if someone can help me with gold will
how u acess
vro
oh wait ur mongolian
hi
how you doing
cant you click and join it?
SO2MCHROSE working?
just try it yourself
doing good wbu
im doing good as always
Yes when trying to text in mongolian it kicks me here
Who can help me whit gold
yay
what gold
For standoff2
Harj bga
wait
Hi
🦛
I’m thinking about red what u think I should buy can be different color
yo
Anyone got the link to the official group of standoff 2 on telegram ?
Karambit widow s weave or pelagia?
This is the best and my dream combo so good!
İf u are gonna spend all gold for knife and gloves u can make a great red combo and in my opinion the color of red is great for a combo u can research on youtube
what is you talking about
Nvm , since when you have to pay to enter telegram nowadays?

I feel like some players knife kill from a very large distance
Why does this happen
Bad internet
"packet loss"
you dont

I had to pay 1.5$ to get a sms with a code so i can connect on telegram
Or smth
Whatever country ur in , they robbing u
That's 20
Well I'm not paying that nonetheless

i did it for free zd
xd
i am

go shower silly


oh wait wrong message
im about to

only time you won
Yo wag

🕯️
last night was not good
noob
ur nav

ajyways bye
nav 😂
woosh
bye
@late gazelle I can't get past it without paying
rip
Lol
look for bypass ways on yt
Ya are something else ngl
I can’t Even play bro
Been 30m since every time than I find a match one guy leave
No way
I give up
sg & hk active rn
They keep leaving when the game start
Sg ?
🇸🇬
yo f hong kong
I hate when that happens





