#💬│english-chat
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Kuku slowdown
I
you
Gl?

Hi everyone! 🙂
Stock image of a guy laughing in a jpeg format
Im gonna sleep
daily reminder do not buy p90 hologram
The bundle's long gone bbg
Someone allies? Elite
in marketplace
?
put it for 676767 i will buy
Please buy @velvet drift p90 hologramless instead
Yes bro
Trust me
They will give u a fake contract to make u feel good
it's much better than @tiny ember's hologramful p90
hetjetri
they should add floats to skins
Its horrible , @velvet drift hollowgrammaphobic p90 is better
Can you ask your dear leader to reply to my text
I don't want my skin to float
I want to buy all of your organization
oil floats on water cover with yourself oil
Ikr, why would you want your skin to float anyway
I want @velvet drift float instead
Standoff 2 Meeting Summer 2026
My beautiful and lovely nappulianfulness p90 hologramfulloticnessity

I opened 100 boxes and this is what happened
39 common
35 uncommon
19 rare
7 epic
Skill issues
🙁
open 1 more you never know
next one is a knife
buy bundles
Where do i get bundles
Buy the competitive bundle and get akr fabric storm
buy the p90 hologram bundle
Where yall see bundles
Buy @velvet drift bundles and get nabbed
Buy @tiny ember bundles and get makoed
welp i got banned
You'll never settle for one 
lol
buy
get a life if you dont have one
no money bro
U never know
therapy is a waste of money
67 is a waste
How were u banned
Nah i prefer making 1,200$ per month staring at oven in 120°c
English in the room with us?

Ur bio
Nice does someone
bang you
While u stare at it
Oop mb i thought u said how are u not banned yet
thats exactly what i do LMAO
Immaculately staring at dough getting burned to ashes to feed people
i used to do a lot of shi since 2020 to people but i stopped in 2023
i make bread
and discord had enough
So we both baker then
beacause bread taste better than key
yuuurrr
i need a job with a 6 months vacation twice a year
Oh i thought u got banned in game
sprechst du deutsch?
Nah ion only play standoff lol
pick one
Im not german
bread key
smuggle candy
I found that job
Sell ddr1 ram as ddr5
i mean u can get 1 call but not a vacation. The job’s name is a boxer in dagestan
why do u have German language in ur bio
I have no clue
Damn
They are looking for another one
r u slavic or sum
Baltic
Unlucky
I aint joining that roast
i found one , its called being born as a infant
Where is that
Is it full-time?
Obviously, the goal is to get disowned
Hey sharing is caring
😩
Will the valor creates leave the shop?
America
why dont u craft the commons? @rich crow
oh nice
No
Bloodline wealth game plan
- make a connection with the upperclass of the indonesian goverment
- help them with their corruption scheme
- frame yourself as part of the corruptor
- gets only 2 years of jail time
- live rich with generational wealth
What is get
Invest in palm trees 
So premly?
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Open all of ur boxes
Alr ty
u said u opened 100 boxes
Yw
No way why cant i give promocodes?
skill issue
only i can
🫠
What yall think about stiletto knife
mid
decent
Mid
Middle
in between
centered
Along the lines
sloppy joe
Between the lines
In the middle
In the corner
Cross the middle
Jump the middle
between 5 and 8
Somewhere between left and right
the intermediary stage of the project required a delicate balance between the initial vision and the final execution
.
Galvanized squared steel
Sorry bot🫢
Get a load of this homo sapiens
Why frame yourself. Is there a bounty or something
wooden veneers 🔥

how long does it take to find a game in the Netherlands?
screws borrowed from aunt
That much long hows it gonna take in the future
I have absolutely no idea
to avoid the main scheme from being caught
hi
to
personally i had to move to netherlands to find a game
hi
how you doing
There is always a bigger fish to catch
fine u
2
not good i cant find a match
ive been waiting for 7 mins
Allies, comp, duels or?
allies
What region
sg
last second
Allies q is fast for me idk
go hk (80% chance to meet emu)
i hate japan, hk servers
sg, netherlands, france only the one for me
I only get russians
Servers hate jp, hk
Usually brainless ones
turkish mentioned 🦃 🇹🇷🇹🇷
turkey*
you servist
trukc
clankers
Im gonna buy 1k gold and gamble, which cases do i get?
u can say turkish for something like “turkish food” or people
im so deadahh my teammate was silver on 2 modes and he left
Anyone wanna play
Just buy skins with it
the ones u get
My case , ur honor
i had to 1v2 the whole game
Which 1 is urs
I’ma play so2
u watch a lot of tiktok
Anyone wanna play

That app is literally banned on my country
Do anyone wanna play dude
❤️🩹
Can someone give me gold?
where ru bro
He's indian
oh
Yea but u wont profit from thay
Somewhere near Earth bro
Meow and they give gold
He’s under the sea
Wow jupiter or mars
Ofc
i failed geography brw
Ill give u 500 rn
LOLLLL
What
Somewere
You caught on with the name
if u want free gold find comboys
who need 500 rn
Wrong reply
bro
nah
bhai
Comboys in standoff?

I need 500 of Industrial Society and Its Future by Theodore John Kaczinsky
Isn't it right, shortfin mako shark? @tiny ember
Mako who
do yall play or just talk
@velvet drift lets play
Anyone donating golds
Okay
Yes
need 500 gold for the factory
plays
What do I need to do
Plays as well
Buy gold
choosing the games
i need gifted golds
I need ur home adress, to bring u gold
💋
w netherlands fast queue
WHA-
ip grabber? CITY BOY CITY BOY
invites to lobby
Dude wtf
drop tilted towers
I forgot about city boy
say "I need a goth submissive femboy" if you want 500g
Gurl wtf


idk what it means bro


How
Nice trap
bro js sthu im bored
So ur femail then
How should i adress u?
By uber
Unfortunately i only support gmail format
So what ?
your/honour
next millisecond
Mako i hate you
How wonderful

whenever i feel like it
👋
hush

🦛
When are the ranks gonna reset?
march
fr
Damn so long
Nubs
i joined back on season 9🥹🤞
Shi
When we can sell the pass skins?
Never
lol
or should i ask him for u
beg me for it
never
Pass season ends — and not right when you get them. Here’s how it works:
📅 When You Can Sell Pass Skins
• Pass skins become sellable a bit after the battle pass season is fully finished — usually about 1–2 weeks after the pass ends before they show up on the Marketplace and can be listed for sale.
• Some players report delays of a few weeks (2–3) before you can finally list them.
Once the skins are on the Marketplace, you can sell them for Gold (the in-game currency).
💰 Things to Know
• The Marketplace in Standoff 2 lets you sell skins and other items for Gold, but there’s usually a commission fee when selling.
• You can’t sell pass items while the pass is active — you have to wait for the pass to completely finish and for the items to be released into the market.
Bruh

call me ill say it
i cant read
Alright
i use tts
Temper of a acorn
get le muted
Does anyone know when the new pass will arrive?
When will the pass end?
How tf do i have -80cents in my card balance
never
Never
chibi zorm
Nub

zhorm
Guys anyone got 17gold?
So what
yes
Yes
Can any of u buy a sticker headshot zone rainbow collection and sell it to me for 16gold👍
I'm off by 1
Ofc

When do u need it

get a job zone rainbow collection

Rn
I just sent u the gold, check
I can in 4 years
i can buy it but with you gotta pay me back +10%
Dm
18??
Chat
What gamemode is that
Whats that
Get doxxed
U don't patterning a gun


Bedaladae isn't this W0nderful?
Ye
@mossy saddle shut up
private message
@dense thistle nubeev
U don't have nitro too gng
U don't have nitro too gng
👍 ye I'm poor
Real
better than getting nitro with orbs



Can anyone buy my flock for 400 gold I want to buy genesis
the flock looks better than genesis
Yeah but it’s Glock 18
how do i geniunely rank up if my teammates are on the spectrum
use them as bait
Find a better teammate
Hellllooo
Ohh good thinking
Mongol?
Yeah
Just bought it, enjoy
I didn’t put it for sales ??
U cant
Picture of your purchase history?
Lying
Nope
.
hello
Hi
Just play
wow
i mean help with settings
gyro
Yeah
but my phone cant do gyro
Why
when try to enable it
What phone
anyone here that dont use gyro on phone
I use Samsung galaxy s8
oo
I have 16pro
I don’t
Its soo good
Me
me too
no gyro is better
What is new code guys?
Code? What does it do
does someone have any ideea when the skins from the pass will be available on market
fr i cant get used to gyro
🦛
Got a penalty for track limits
does anyone here own gta5 i cant access my steam account 
scammmer found
@final citrus how?
magic'
Ok
@azure moat whats the pattern bro
oh ok
Anyways who wants defuse
I mean tis wiĺl be my first ever set witha knofe and glove
I will say my id
Wym
nuh uh
yu uh
270010925
Yep I saw it
You ran off like twice in the lap
Only once
You had a great chance before ngl
Watkins glen has weird track limits
Just don’t let all 4 of your tyres go beyond the curb
Nah it didn’t matter, I played it safe and when I tried to send it, I lost the podium
You had a lil slide
Rip
Was it for some
Or just pubs
@devout bobcat mute him
🐓
We’re getting snowy defuse map? 
Would be mind blowing if the Beholder hire CTs to protect his facility from Ts
Epic lore
So you qualify for regional
?
submarine
Where’s your nitro 
my card gets rejected

cant even spend my money smh
imagine paying for games too

When will ranks reset
i got someone with a lot of games to add me to his steam family
like 100 games for free
hello guys
Helloo
Hi
🪞
hi
I wait for sales
Uh is standoff servers issue am start the training but after 3 min I didn't enter
skill issue ngl
Any promocodes?
Nuh uh
Guys who can play w me?
who wants to Push a smurf in allies to master+ w me? (not a single match played)
Me
Stop gatekeeping em
(Won't get it either way)
me neither bro but we both need to be unranked or we cant play
Watttt
.
dot
yes
K, id?
523723156
Uh it doesn't work
Rule 3
Oh sorry
damn
Hi
Chat why is everyone using dual pistol
i just got jumped by five people using it
i quit the game immediately
That was a setup
Wsp amor
wsp bed
Wdym
U don't know my user
jKommando or kunai
someone is asking me to give them my remaining 20 gold to someone
should i
which one do i buy rn
Any legends online?
what for?

he want to get a knife
he has 550 gold rn
Save for ur knife👍
Dont bro
idk what knife sell for 600
Any tanto ig
He can get a howling ghost rn
jKommando or kunai, which one do i buy
Omg I want my knife💔
@abstract turtle sup
me too

I want butterfly😭
What was the user
i just need tanto and glov
and i am happy with that
Mysteriously
It’s you I remember
gun skin are temporary
Yep
I needed a favour can we talk
Im gonna get a ak carbon st then ill buy yours
okiii
Yep
It’s coming in march btw
🧐 ☠️
if you rush into the enemy immideatly you will die
wait a second after flashing then peek
🦛
Hold angles
or start running at them with ur knife to shock them
I remembered, my teammates were throwing flashbang to me for 1 round 🙂
Also if someone throws a flash turn around
Why 🦛
lol don’t answer these idiots
just a question...
Your tiktak appeared
Pfft
In my eyes
Under 180 
Under 170 
I've known people that proves otherwise
(even one that is too tall but he doesn't count)
Alliesss?
Tell that person to go handball
yes
Me
K
Bloke thinks he can slip under my radar
🐡
bloke
Lol
I'm too old to keep up with gen z mess 
Will winter tale gift box be available on marketplace?
NO
How old??...
He's 19
100% sure?
I came from PS1 era 
You not over 30 lying for the fun 😭
hello
Let's go faceit
go comp
Anybody want?
nope
what good do u get
Comp pc and cheaters
In comp we do get skills and lots of fun
its always the russians having problems with each other
Trust me faceit is better than comp in any term
U got polish guys
Fighting for their lifes here
Lmao
i dont know polish
🦛
do you know polish
ey anybody how i get the master role here?
@silk moth
thanks
Is g22 flock sking good? (Patern is 750)
yes
Allies someone
bros an unc
i came from ps2 tho
and now with a 5
how much do u want for it
5 games win Streak 
bice
go for more
listen to the voices.
I'm going to take a break now.
sadness, enjoy the break.


anybody got a clan that i can join
someone got a clan?

@devout bobcat I summon this guy.

how perfect timing
Who can train me in so2
watch videos
It's hard
how.
Idk, it's hard to understand
Let me send one to ur dm
Hi
how can somone Train you?
Someone wanna scrims?
It's just a fire button and a sit button.
mods ban neev
Chat
yes chat.
it's chat
is not like that tho
I need a comp teammate
you gotta solve for x first
Rank
it works for me
Pheonix
he global rank
exactly as i said
Im gold in comp lol
I got 8 wins in a row in comp today
am 5 and still going
i wonder what type of teammate you dealing with
Why can i not send shi
go #📸│photos
Oh trust me
you didn't see randoms
a random in my teammate proceed to molotov me in allies
we lost that round
then the round after that.
I never allies with random
yeah i love my teammates.
Im an allies merchant anyways
i just want better people at allies
randoms in comp just fire 999 bullet and die
my randoms just let the bullet kill them
have direct eye contact with said enemy
lol
for a full second
My randoms leave
never touched a trigger
so lucky.
my random is utterly clueless on finding a bomb
cant be that hard finding a loud beeping sound.
They always turtle peek
they should make Some changes to the match
just jump, crouch and fire.
like gold only with silver and bronz
it look more good
Is anyone elite/legend in allies🥺
This is happening to me in comp rn lmao
I tilted a russian because i flashed him
is Allies more fun then comp
i never played duel and Allies
Duel is the easiest shit ever
I barely play it
🦛
I would never
real
Btw is there anything new coming next season?
Thanks for answering guys
I appreciate it

🦛
@devout bobcat Come play defuse 

yes
What exactly?
chicken nuggies
Wow
I’d love to see that
@mighty trout play comp with me
no
i lazi
I need to get moni and get skins
so Anyone comp?

Bet,show when you are done
sell it to me whenever u get bored

will rank reset with new seson pass?
Noob
When u get to a higher rank do players stop leaving the game immediately after 1 round
No
Definitely not
Son im crine😭😭😭
The Penalty should be 5 Hours at this point not 30 minutes
What rank are you?
Phoenix but i keep going down because of the terrible teammates
Goodluck on getting Ranger bro
😭😭😭😭
Yall any tips for new players?
somone compe master elit of allies elit
Need people to play comp (tired of carry golds)
132761114
open cases
Alr
Any1 wanna buy akr carbon stattrack with 4 king stickers?
Price?
How much can u offer
Im selling it in so2 for 845 bc its the cheapest on the market and maybe some1 will buy it there
Its 849.65
beans

Even if I sold some skins I don’t use still cant buy your ak
mr bean?
allies comp someone? master or elitr
@final citrus I got to elite😊
Solo queuing with bimbos

niceee
Bored
get to global.
legend next?
nice
😭
you can q with me
nah this seaosn
i am playing with idiots on defuse
Bro 300 mmr ,I cant get that,especially not solo q😭
you have to belaive
kkk
hey i got legend while solo queueing
not jsut that but i think you get way less mmr
We gonna do legend in allies
you build different
Exactly
trust
Because you are actually good
ez legend for you
this one
You will understand
nab
We get legend ez 😌
nah i was champ on rank calibration
fr
My s9 2200 mmr in allies
we?

Ye that makes you even better
Yesss
Goated teammate fr
nah you to fr
Me noob 😭
you good for your level gng
Ping holding me back
where you from tho
Any1 wanna buy akr carbon stattrack with 4 king stickers?
🇵🇰
ouu
so shouldnt india be beter?
He hates that country ,so he doesn't use the server
lol
fair enough
For some reason its worse
Like ong not even lying
it’s 8 in the Sarvo

nab
whens the old name coming back?
istg my headshots be not hitting bro
We revolve around coping 💔
Wha
No it’s me
because I got banned for 30 days from Luna acc
Dog
that’s why am here
lolllll

because I tried to expose a reseller
2 weeks
negtive weeks
Oh okayy thanks
For how much should i sell akr carbon stattrack with 4 king sticker
What’s its price
2 gold
Right now
With st?
i would pay a solid 100 gold
You mean how much im selling it?
550
No
Without stickers
prety its price went up to like 700 thne back down
K
No problem
I do have it but last time I saw its price was 1year ago so makes sense
hellu
Hey amorrr
i sold my :/
It’s what
the time
Malaysia?
I guess Vietnam
It’s 8pm here Sarvo
3am ?
Damnn
ur using 12
Where are u from
W
You are near to hong kon ?
no
Oh



