💬│english-chat

[sick cave]

U Know how to read or nah

[normal scaffold]

Nah

[marble crest]

I don't know:(

Can You teach me

[normal scaffold]

Imma buy treasure hunter akr and put the worst stickers possibly

[marble crest]

A sticker with me?

[normal scaffold]

Without u

[pliant linden]

mods kill him

[undone holly]

@normal scaffold

[undone holly]

Comp?

[normal scaffold]

Im gold 3

Dropped from champ

Brrr

[pliant linden]

holy nub

[undone holly]

Let's do comp

Join me

[undone holly]

Shut up gng

[undone holly]

Human

[pliant linden]

sure bud

[undone holly]

@normal scaffold

[serene plover]

Hi Guys im looking for someone to Push me Rn in comp or Allies i got silver 1 comp And gold 1 allies

[muted shard]

269278638 @main basalt

269278638 @main basalt

Ban him

He was hacking

[normal scaffold]

What

[undone holly]

Comp

[normal scaffold]

Nu

[undone holly]

:/

[abstract turtle]

2 days

I cant wait to buy my inventory

[serene plover]

Can your go Allies w me i got silver 4

Hi Guys im looking for someone to Push me Rn in comp or Allies i got silver 1 comp And gold 1 allies

[marble crest]

10k+ gold?

[abstract turtle]

Yep

[undone holly]

Same

@abstract turtle

U sure dragon glass gonna be 1k gold?

[abstract turtle]

Heck nah

[undone holly]

??

[abstract turtle]

Its max price after drop is going to be 1700 or more

[undone holly]

.

Didn't u say it's gonna be 1k gold

[abstract turtle]

Nah

[undone holly]

-_-

Aw man

[abstract turtle]

You can still buy something cool for 1k

[undone holly]

I want knife

[covert lance]

come watch me open case

[abstract turtle]

Buy fang

[undone holly]

I hate fang

[abstract turtle]

[covert lance]

buy cs knife xd

it so cheap rn

[undone holly]

I don't play cs

Man

I saved 1k for like 15 day

For nothing

[covert lance]

if i win dragon lore

i will buy u a knife lol

[undone holly]

What is dragon lore?

[undone holly]

[undone holly]

Shut up

[covert lance]

[pliant linden]

why he so mad

[covert lance]

like 20k usd dollars awp

[undone holly]

Sheesh

U opening case?

[covert lance]

im streaming

yyeah

join

[undone holly]

Lemme see

[covert lance]

openinng 1k usd case

[undone holly]

@covert lance

Tf how much case u got

Sheeshhh

U got it

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[covert lance]

almost 500

[abstract turtle]

@covert lance nice bluegem kukri

[serene plover]

Where youre streaming And Whats your nickname

@covert lance i Will come to stream

@covert lance

[full karma]

Hey guys, why do i have a negative balance?

Anyone know?

[abstract turtle]

You refunded your purchases most likely

[full karma]

I didnt purchase anything tho

How would i refund

[abstract turtle]

Restart game

[full karma]

I did its the same

[serene plover]

Guys did anyone know when the Winter Tale Gift Box will be in Marketplace

[undone holly]

Dang

[devout bobcat]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324184-why-do-i-have-a-negative-in-game-currency

[marble crest]

@abstract turtle how are you

[abstract turtle]

Good

[covert lance]

thanks

[undone holly]

@covert lance

[covert lance]

i like the awp more

[covert lance]

yo

[undone holly]

Sheesh lucky bro got like 5 dragon lore

🫡

[covert lance]

17 in total

6 are FN factory new

[undone holly]

💀

[covert lance]

about 30k

[undone holly]

30k usd??

[covert lance]

1 cost 30k

[undone holly]

.

17x30=510k usd

@covert lance

That's like so much money

[granite lion]

Baby im pregnant 🫃

[abstract turtle]

Give him knife

[undone holly]

[abstract turtle]

Send me one

[undone holly]

Lmaooo

[undone holly]

I didn't know u play cs2

[abstract turtle]

I dont play cs but i have a steam inventory with cases

[undone holly]

[fossil isle]

Can anyone is admin of standoff2 I need help my friend is swearing I'd:200304515

Helo

Help

Ḧ̶́̅́̄e̷̽̍͛̚ i̵͚̐̈͘s̵̍̃͘͝ ️s̵̍̃͘͝ŵ̵̐́ear̛i̵͚̐̈͘ṅ̵̓̔͋ğ̶̎̅̍

[covert lance]

i wasted 2m today. rip ima go sleep i lost profit

[undone holly]

Knife?

[covert lance]

i tryna get 2 million dollars case harden karambit

tomorrow ima do again

[undone holly]

Can u buy knife tho?

In so2

U told me

[covert lance]

yeah but not worth it

cs2 knife worth money

ima burn 10m usd tomorrow again for karambit knife

[undone holly]

Sooooo?

[covert lance]

gonna sleep

[undone holly]

U gonna buy me tmrw?

@covert lance

[covert lance]

After trade ban is removed

I'ma buy you one

[undone holly]

Kk

U gonna sleep?

[covert lance]

Yr

[abstract turtle]

He meant a knife in cs

[undone holly]

He said so2

[abstract turtle]

But he said after trade ban is removed
There is trade cooldown for 7 days in cs

[cinder swift]

gold gold gold?

[abstract turtle]

Poor

💔

[void bronze]

mossad mind control

[final citrus]

Dam

[noble dagger]

[hexed igloo]

@noble dagger

[undone holly]

Oh...

I will tell him

@covert lance

[dense thistle]

[compact blaze]

Nub

[dense thistle]

Ban for toxicity

[compact blaze]

Nope

[final citrus]

nab

[opaque root]

[granite prism]

Woohoo

[marble crest]

At school?

[abstract turtle]

Home

[wanton mica]

bru i cant find games

smh

[final citrus]

[wanton mica]

[tiny ember]

[abstract turtle]

Ask for a price
You get gold and transfer leadership

[normal scaffold]

But i need a clan firstly ?

[hexed igloo]

you send 50 then the other 50 when transfered

[normal scaffold]

Hmmm

More tax then

?

[hexed igloo]

its all up to how you wanna do it

thats how i did when i bought 2 letter tag

[normal scaffold]

I got a 3 letter tag clan

And 4 ._.

[hexed igloo]

2 letter tag is basically all been used

there is a 1 letter tag technically

[abstract turtle]

Yep

[hexed igloo]

thing is if you are doing these kind of stuff you should be ready

[tiny ember]

certified 5 letter tag gang

[tiny ember]

Flashback to a genuine chinese rich player tryna buy my clan

[hexed igloo]

hi im genuine chinese rich player

[tiny ember]

[radiant rain]

yooo

[tiny ember]

Ironically i refuses it cause i was quite lonely player back then and just tryna get friend through clans

[woven jungle]

anyone up for allies? Singa server

master rank

[radiant rain]

?

[cinder swift]

on a scale of 1 to 10 how rich

[hexed igloo]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

[cinder swift]

yes

[radiant rain]

?

[maiden ruin]

hi guys

[chrome whale]

I

What

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[chrome whale]

I'm silver now

[tiny ember]

the

[marble crest]

@abstract turtle are You legend?

[tiny ember]

@abstract turtle noob

[unreal sluice]

Hii

[tiny ember]

Since u use honor i have genuine question

[tiny ember]

Lilithso2

[vale sparrow]

what is it

[abstract turtle]

I agree

❤️‍🩹

[abstract turtle]

Nah im the worst player playing so2

[tiny ember]

Can u show me the game space interface? Like the whole interface and features. I have yet to see any of Honor game space interface compared to other Chinese brands

[vale sparrow]

i dont have my tablet on me today

[compact blaze]

[tiny ember]

On my ranking , Ximi is probably has the worse game space ui after Infinix/Tecno

[tiny ember]

Aight

[vale sparrow]

since gf finishing classes before me and wanted to go and play on it
since today i finish uni at like 4

what a headache

[tiny ember]

What is uni

[unreal sluice]

Hi QN

[vale sparrow]

whats uppp

[abstract turtle]

Bloatware in infinix and tecno are no longer a viable problem
You can delete them if you want to
And their new ui is quite similar to ios

[tiny ember]

Redmagic is probably the most unhinged one since it takes almost full screen interface lmao

[vale sparrow]

university

😭

im old ik

[tiny ember]

I dont have issue with Infinix phone cause i used it before (Note 30 Pro) but their game space ui is horrible

[abstract turtle]

I agree on that one

[tiny ember]

And there's IQOO 15 ultra

[tough meadow]

I'm 23 bro I'm probably top 3 oldest in this server

[vale sparrow]

im behind ya then

[tiny ember]

Tryna fight with rog since they quit the phone market but make 1 silly mistake (no side port)

[tiny ember]

22

[abstract turtle]

Infinix has a insane gaming laptop they launched which is the most unexpected thing from a low quality Chinese
Its called the GT book i think
It has a insane graphics card
Rtx 4080 i think or i maybe be mistaken

[tiny ember]

only 3050 tho

[abstract turtle]

Not that bad

[tiny ember]

Thats like the most avoided gpu lmao

Same with 2050

[vale sparrow]

then im not that old ig

im 19

[abstract turtle]

I dont mind it if i have intel integrated graphics

❤️‍🩹

[tiny ember]

No ur old enough. I quit study at high school

[vale sparrow]

i mean

u do u

[tiny ember]

Graduatedless

[vale sparrow]

i keep studying

[tiny ember]

Nah it just i gave up study at high school

[vale sparrow]

studying better than working, since ive had 2 jobs, yes mom i want to go to uni

[tiny ember]

Casually inform our principal to quit lmao. How unhinged i am that time

[vale sparrow]

at least is the uni in my city so in dont have to be alone

[tiny ember]

So basically i got 7 years of freedom that time

Except this country doesn't let me have those freedom

[vale sparrow]

F

[unreal sluice]

:3

Keke elite role

[vale sparrow]

nicee

[unreal sluice]

Tyyy

[vale sparrow]

w pro

[reef scarab]

Hi

[unreal sluice]

Ikr

[compact blaze]

Good for you

[undone holly]

Hello

[tiny ember]

🇲🇾
An urban country.
I wish i live in scenery villages like Sweden or Norway type shi

[hexed igloo]

dont check standoff2 youtube channel

[undone holly]

Wsp

[tiny ember]

For someone who need a peace walking , yeah it is that bad. Roads everywhere, no public sidewalk. And uh yeah

My country is obsessed with skyscrapers for no reason

Nah , im extrovert but i wish i can just walk in landscape areas instead walking around in the block like a fool

They cant even fix road properly

[vale sparrow]

ok

[tiny ember]

dont check nap youtube channel

[rich summit]

Heh

[undone holly]

I waited for 15days to get knife but someone says it's gonna be 1700 gold😭

It's 2000 originally

[rich summit]

It'd gonan go down

[tiny ember]

skyscrapers is nothing to be proud of.

[undone holly]

The legacy butterfly?

[tiny ember]

Making all the roads jammed

[undone holly]

I rly want it

[rich summit]

Every knife going down adter event

Ends

Or start of season

[tiny ember]

m9 collections

[undone holly]

How much would the legacy butterfly be?

[tiny ember]

Buy holo karam

[undone holly]

Can I get it with gold

[hollow oasis]

Ik u r rich 🌪️

[tiny ember]

[hollow oasis]

What's that place in ur banner

[undone holly]

He'll nah

Btw that was not my inv lol

[hollow oasis]

Ikr

[undone holly]

Wait

[hollow oasis]

Wait for what

[undone holly]

Idk

Lmao

[hollow oasis]

Luna trying smth

[hollow oasis]

😭👍🏻

[abstract turtle]

1700

[undone holly]

[abstract turtle]

I got mine for 1550 once
Was lucky

[undone holly]

I waited 15 day for nothing😭 😭

[abstract turtle]

Base price was 1700

[hollow oasis]

Yo dm

[tiny ember]

Well i was originally live on village. Small town thingy

Due to work distance, i had to move closer to my work place to save fuel

[rich summit]

Idk

[vale sparrow]

hmm

man ts annoying

[unreal sluice]

Ilkley moors

[tiny ember]

[still minnow]

is playing project sekai tuff?

[tiny ember]

#📸│photos very small. Most are just farm work

[tiny ember]

no but is

tuff?

[still minnow]

i was prepared for this...

i have job 😈

[tiny ember]

Had to leave or I'll be inventoryless

[unreal sluice]

Getting elite is so easy nowadays

[tiny ember]

How to elite

[still minnow]

noo 😭

where is my yu uh sticker

[tiny ember]

Its really small. Getting to other town is like 20km+

Yea but i cant leave my current job , its paying is high yet minimal work to do.

[still minnow]

nice place btw i saw

[tiny ember]

I can offer u

over there

[unreal sluice]

Am nab

[still minnow]

😭

[tiny ember]

but elite rol u hab???

I need to take a flight btw. Its cross between 2 island.

[unreal sluice]

I am nab

[tiny ember]

but elit rol u hav!!!!

how to leg??!!!

but i don't hav stand2

[unreal sluice]

?

What does dongy mean

Dawg

[tiny ember]

He's being sarcastic.

[unreal sluice]

I wasn’t being serious

[tiny ember]

Uh its called ragebait

[unreal sluice]

She* :3

[opaque root]

[tiny ember]

and im Nappulian DiCaprio

[unreal sluice]

?

[unreal sluice]

I am a girl

[tiny ember]

this right here is a homo sapien.
A disabled variant

[tiny ember]

how to elite queen

👑

[still minnow]

how to bait

[tiny ember]

nah I'll pass , im not a comp player btw

[tiny ember]

how to

lilithso2?

[still minnow]

no

they are different people

[tiny ember]

ashrashesso2?

[still minnow]

🥀

[tiny ember]

ashgetajobasapso2?

i think u meant

nap

[still minnow]

take a nap nap

[tiny ember]

Im her

[tiny ember]

I have a better joke

[still minnow]

spamming hella lot

[tiny ember]

Indeed

[still minnow]

who doesnt play minecraft anyway

[tiny ember]

This chat is more dead than the game itself

despite 100m download

[hexed igloo]

botted

[tiny ember]

this guu right here. A pest , a reason , eliminate

[unreal sluice]

I’m a solo player:3

What was that person?

[tiny ember]

What kind of trope is this

[unreal sluice]

What’s wrong?

I do play solo lmao

[tiny ember]

He need proof in 8k Dolby Vision HDR10+

she just joined this server yesterday

2 days ago*

[unreal sluice]

Tf is wrong with me saying I’m a solo player💀

[tiny ember]

am solo unranked!!!!

[hexed igloo]

beat your nine circle

[tiny ember]

how to uncalibrate

[unreal sluice]

What’s wrong with that?

[tiny ember]

@hexed igloo bestow me ur emulation skill and take me to bronze

The game crashed the moment i start ranked mode

[hexed igloo]

ive been thinking to make an account with 250 mmr on all ranks

i need to beat kiril playz

[tiny ember]

you cant be another luftii_plays

[hexed igloo]

yea

[tiny ember]

oh yeah its kirill

[hexed igloo]

put it on your mom

[tiny ember]

noob

[unreal sluice]

:3

[dense thistle]

Nub

[unreal sluice]

What happened

Why that one banned?

[opaque root]

[final citrus]

[tiny ember]

@final citrus Alexa plays "Something cooking in the kitchen by Dana"

[normal scaffold]

@knotty pivot Do u want to join ma clan ?

Ill male u elder/co leader ;>

[tiny ember]

can i

[knotty pivot]

No

[final citrus]

@devout bobcat Ban him

[normal scaffold]

;c

[final citrus]

He hurt my feelings

[tiny ember]

"Its Dana not Doona , you cow"

[normal scaffold]

@knotty pivot Oh ye

Im elite aswell

Forgot to mention that

[tiny ember]

how to elite ball ?!?!

[dense thistle]

Nubleat

[tiny ember]

@dense thistle

[knotty pivot]

Ik

[opaque root]

@dense thistle

[dense thistle]

Ban

[tiny ember]

i didn't know ur an artist

[opaque root]

Kick

[normal scaffold]

Btw sith also sold his clan for 2k peak

[tiny ember]

The cat can't be this good

[knotty pivot]

😭

[tiny ember]

Bruh

[velvet drift]

The bullet knows where it is at all times

[normal scaffold]

Sith got that clan for free and now sold it for 2k xd

[abstract turtle]

Nine circles reference

[velvet drift]

Homing bullets that still manage to hit you even in cover

[velvet drift]

Yaurrr

[tiny ember]

packet loss issue

[blissful mauve]

Opa

Gangnam style

[velvet drift]

Number 15: Napper

[tiny ember]

Number 14.9 : Makober

[velvet drift]

It's so makover 🙏🥀💔

[tiny ember]

Akr doesn't even recognize u fam

[dense thistle]

Me bite you

[velvet drift]

Who the fork is akr

😂🔥

[noble dagger]

[final citrus]

Nab

[velvet drift]

Orb

[abstract turtle]

Orbit reference

[tiny ember]

Immaculate

[opaque root]

this is threatening

[tiny ember]

Akif & The Majistret

[dense thistle]

Nom

[opaque root]

anyway im going to call Lilith

[final citrus]

Am ear drop on your conversation

[tiny ember]

You'll stay here until the next shift

[velvet drift]

Would be funny if we suddenly changed the scene or something

[tough meadow]

[blissful mauve]

[hexed igloo]

nah i mean he actually trying to beat nine circles

[tiny ember]

Are u thai by any chance

[dense thistle]

Lilith send 100k gold

[blissful mauve]

Rich gets richer?

[tiny ember]

His greed sickens me

[dense thistle]

Noo send meee not aki

[velvet drift]

@tiny ember I'm going to edit your silly recording

💢

[undone holly]

[blissful mauve]

Factual facts

[tiny ember]

Add some "subtle glare effect" in it

[dense thistle]

Me poor

[blissful mauve]

Pre flares and random fireworks

[tiny ember]

Right after u devour TON-618?

[velvet drift]

• Impact frames every kill + Harsh slowmo

• rage song

• edgy watermark

[dense thistle]

Me poor with my TON-618

[blissful mauve]

And nap is not lifeless

Now we both lying

[dense thistle]

[tiny ember]

Put sad slowed reverb song with its lyrics on the main screen covering the entire video , making it a n actual lyrics video instead of the gameplay itself

[dense thistle]

Send 100k

[blissful mauve]

Pls nap

[velvet drift]

💔🥀

[blissful mauve]

mymomiskindahomeless

[undone holly]

Naps como is insane

[dense thistle]

Send 100k (slow reverb)

[velvet drift]

Imagine needing 100k

Tsk tsk tsk

[blissful mauve]

Put Harlem Shake as video song

[tiny ember]

nabbing the nabbers while napping

[velvet drift]

I'm about to give this girl a ring

💢💢💢💢

[blissful mauve]

Popsicle ring

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[tiny ember]

@velvet drift dont forget to fill the video with this

[tough meadow]

No but I'm asian

[velvet drift]

Okay

[dense thistle]

Hi Asian send100k

[tiny ember]

Aww , was about to conquer your "land"

[opaque root]

[velvet drift]

Nap is very known by the locals in Thailand btw

[undone holly]

[blissful mauve]

@opaque root can I question you something ?

[dense thistle]

No

[crimson ravine]

@tiny ember

[tiny ember]

No

[blissful mauve]

Rip 100k gold

[tiny ember]

[dense thistle]

@opaque root let him ask broooo

[tiny ember]

[blissful mauve]

[dense thistle]

My inventory homeless
🚫🏠😔

[velvet drift]

100k mold aware

[undone holly]

Lmao

[blissful mauve]

mmmm

[undone holly]

[abstract turtle]

Change of scene reference ☠️

[velvet drift]

It'd be fun for sure

[undone holly]

[undone holly]

[abstract turtle]

Absolutely

[velvet drift]

Fun by jayuff reference 💔💔💔

[blissful mauve]

Great to know it's 8pm in nap

[tiny ember]

11*

[velvet drift]

Even got his timezone wrong

[tiny ember]

[velvet drift]

Pack your things bro

🥀

[tiny ember]

He's not a homo sapien

A homo yappien

[velvet drift]

Neanderthals type activity

🙏

[blissful mauve]

M...

[celest sequoia]

Why is netherlands full of Russian

Every region has russians on it

[tiny ember]

everytime i see ur name , my head plays "bara bara bara , bere bere bere"

[velvet drift]

They have their region set to auto lmao

[tiny ember]

ironically the russian in my server has lower ping than my (sg)

[still minnow]

probly skill issue

[velvet drift]

That one russian in sg server with 46 ping, lower than mine with 80+ ping

Lmao

[tiny ember]

Yea sometimes even 20. I assume its just sg player using russian name till they communicate with other russians

[velvet drift]

What sorcery is even that

[fossil isle]

Who is admin at standoff2 I want to ban swearing

[craggy ether]

[tough meadow]

Like in-game?

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[blissful mauve]

Nice one , you got it

[dense thistle]

[blissful mauve]

@dense thistle

I'll join you.

Self invited check

[dense thistle]

W

Defuse?

@blissful mauve Sweat got mad gold let's rob him

🤑🤑

[blissful mauve]

Ooo

How much u got @pliant linden

[dense thistle]

Bet

[dense thistle]

He got like 100k inv

[blissful mauve]

Gg mods

[dense thistle]

Send some skin changer

[blissful mauve]

Let's do every trickshot we give 100 gold

If neev trickshots we give 100 gold to him

You feel me?

[wanton mica]

LMAO

[late gazelle]

guys multi kill in allies is NOT possible right

[blissful mauve]

Right

[late gazelle]

i literally have one😭😭

[dense thistle]

Defuse who's so ever is last gets back ,shot

[blissful mauve]

So you not a money man

You don't want to win 100 gold

[blissful mauve]

ou

[dense thistle]

Dw when I get my gun skins I'll do big giveaway on server

[dense thistle]

Because ik my washed ahh gonna get cooked

[blissful mauve]

But that I have no chance of winni

[blissful mauve]

It's a trickshot vs nabs

It ain't hard

360 no scope

[dense thistle]

1/20

[dense thistle]

I'm so ahh at sniper ngl

[blissful mauve]

...

[dense thistle]

I don't got gold like that to gamble on my skill

But ik @pliant linden does

🤑🤑

[blissful mauve]

Cap

[dense thistle]

Wanna go allies till @pliant linden comes?

[blissful mauve]

Give me one sec

[dense thistle]

Pick a elite or lower alt if you do

I don't want no legend sweats

[blissful mauve]

I got any type of account

Tell me your rank

[tough meadow]

Wait a bit I'm bout to eat @blissful mauve

[dense thistle]

I'm elite rn

[blissful mauve]

Ok baba

Imma go play

[blissful mauve]

Ok I'm elite now

In main

And Idc about rank

So can I go on main

[dense thistle]

Can you be ranger?

[blissful mauve]

Ohma

Ok

[dense thistle]

Let's goo

Time to reach legend lmao

[late gazelle]

i need comp teammates bro soloq is hell

[dense thistle]

35266397

[mossy saddle]

noob id

[dense thistle]

Wanna play defuse when @pliant linden comes?

[mossy saddle]

not playing with nabs, sry

[dense thistle]

This B

[mossy saddle]

shush

sweet home Alabama

[blissful mauve]

@dense thistle @dense thistle

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle @dense thistle

[blissful mauve]

I got bad news

[dense thistle]

It's on sight next time I see you

[blissful mauve]

I got 7 alts 5 of them are elite 1 is gold and another no rank

[dense thistle]

Yea hop on with elite

Idc if we lose or win

@mossy saddle @mossy saddle

Noob

Die

[blissful mauve]

Text me ur id

[dense thistle]

35266397

[mossy saddle]

maybe next time

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle @mossy saddle

[mossy saddle]

I smell that nab id

[dense thistle]

Imma bother you even more from now on

[mossy saddle]

turned off notifications

[dense thistle]

@pliant linden hop on

[dense thistle]

Jew

[mossy saddle]

you

[dense thistle]

Nuh uh

How much more time my guy

Chop chop

[tough meadow]

[warm storm]

fang or mantis?

[chilly garden]

anyone wants allies?

[blissful mauve]

@pliant linden come

[dense thistle]

Ye

I got it already

[mossy saddle]

defuse?

or comp

@dense thistle nubeev

@dense thistle

@dense thistle

[dense thistle]

"Ignored"

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle

[dense thistle]

What

[blissful mauve]

He started without u

[dense thistle]

He said we to nub to play with him

[warm storm]

fang or mantis?

[mossy saddle]

nothing

and one last thing

@dense thistle

[tough meadow]

[late gazelle]

fang

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle

[chilly garden]

anyone wants allies or comp?

[mint shoal]

no

[mild cairn]

CODES?

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat who did u ban cuh

[mossy saddle]

only for me

[mild cairn]

plz

[mossy saddle]

nah

[mild cairn]

why

[hollow oasis]

He don't have he is noob

He lying

[mystic dagger]

doesn't have*

[mossy saddle]

stop the cap

i have

[velvet drift]

who got banned

[heavy nova]

Some players be so good i keep wondering how is this humanly possible

Must be aliens

[late gazelle]

they are nonhuman

[tiny ember]

the Mommy guy. You know that make flashbang edit

[tiny ember]

Bro haven't discovered pubgm chinese players yet

[heavy nova]

Ig

Coz pubg banned here

[hallow mirage]

Dont worry bro im same as u

[late gazelle]

they aint that bad bro

ive played before

[velvet drift]

💔

[tiny ember]

i didn't say bad

[velvet drift]

Waiiiiit

What was the edit tho

[tiny ember]

@velvet drift get a load of this guy

[velvet drift]

Should've seen it

Laugh emoji

[tiny ember]

Fragmovie stuff

[velvet drift]

Fragmovie so bad he got banned for it

💔🥀

[late gazelle]

e

[tiny ember]

he turn normal kills into over exaggerated edits

[velvet drift]

This is so me ong

[tiny ember]

👆

[velvet drift]

👆

[proper monolith]

hello

[final citrus]

[timid fog]

👀

[proper monolith]

every time i come here i see you

[final citrus]

[timid fog]

Im curios

When the hologram will be on shop?

[proper monolith]

when 0.54.0 comes out

[timid fog]

Hell naw

[tough meadow]

[proper monolith]

what version is the game now

[tiny ember]

When i decided to

[timid fog]

And when's that

[timid fog]

Right now

[proper monolith]

idk 15 season?

[velvet drift]

Release it right now

[timid fog]

I give up

[tiny ember]

"Hologram thou shall not released yer existence for now cuh"

[tough meadow]

the info you need will be on your respective app store

[proper monolith]

vro

[timid fog]

Ez win

[tiny ember]

But i use Linux

[velvet drift]

Will I be able to see it on my smart microwave?

[tough meadow]

I use arch btw

cachyos, to be precise

[final citrus]

that becuase the bundle will stay there forever

and not hit the market

[tiny ember]

@final citrus play something cooking in my kitchen by Dana

[final citrus]

you spent to much money on gacha games didnt pay electoity bill cant

[tiny ember]

Nab , i can just loan

[final citrus]

credit is on red no more loans heheheh

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat get a load of this guy

[tiny ember]

just loan more

[final citrus]

hmmmm

what if

i take out a loan buy the bank with that loan and ban you from taking loans

[devout bobcat]

[tiny ember]

Loans more

[devout bobcat]

Loan simulator

[final citrus]

[tiny ember]

In the end , its all loan

[normal scaffold]

Elite

Yippi

[tough meadow]

💩

[devout bobcat]

Nabs

[late gazelle]

e

hi

[hallow mirage]

Mongolian?

[late gazelle]

yep

proudfully mongolian

[hallow mirage]

Im proud

I mean glad

[late gazelle]

heh

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

@mossy saddle

[late gazelle]

how you doin

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[warm storm]

Fang or mantis?

Pc or phone?

[late gazelle]

fang, phone

pc no skill

[warm storm]

Would I rather play on my phone than on my PC?

[hexed igloo]

are you asking yourself a question

[still minnow]

ıf you have pc go play valorant or cs

why do you have to play so2 anyway

its a mobile game

[late gazelle]

fr

[lethal laurel]

Anyone wanna play competetiv?

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

@mossy saddle

[mossy saddle]

bro is sitting with on notifications

rip bro at night

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

@mossy saddle

[fossil isle]

Can any play with me?
264863345
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/264863345

[torn tangle]

Wanna play allies?

[fossil isle]

Yeah sure.

[torn tangle]

Join game imma add u

[late gazelle]

im not doing good

[tough meadow]

👋

[torn tangle]

Anywanna wanna play some allies?

Im ranger

[late gazelle]

im genuinely boutta crash out

[hexed igloo]

slow down

[late gazelle]

i queue japanese server they suck ahh i queue hong kong servers no matches viable option russian servers...

hackers...

@pliant linden yo bro im sorry i deadahh did not see the name

come on man

im blind

ok no gifs

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle

[late gazelle]

now i queue netherland servers with 160 ping

[mossy saddle]

my average match in russia

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[late gazelle]

its the only good server with my vpn

[hexed igloo]

vpn is crazy

[late gazelle]

gng otherwise i have 300ms

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[late gazelle]

nah i live in mongolia

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle

i will get banned if i tell

[devout bobcat]

If you only use VPN to improve your ping, that's just a myth

[late gazelle]

nah but it does tho

[devout bobcat]

Cuz the ping it shows you in game is actually: VPN server -> game server

Not: your phone -> game server

[late gazelle]

idk

[devout bobcat]

You got tricked by the numbers

Placebo effect

[late gazelle]

no

[hexed igloo]

Do you even know what vpn does

[late gazelle]

no :>

[hexed igloo]

💔

[mossy saddle]

shows ad

[hexed igloo]

✌️

[devout bobcat]

[late gazelle]

ok i gotta focus

bye for now

[hexed igloo]

Vpn literally stands for Virtual Private Network
not Internet Booster

[reef breach]

What do y'all think about the gold skull charm?

[hexed igloo]

[warm storm]

Who is the best player in Standoff 2? So I can see his settings, etc.

[devout bobcat]

Me

[mossy saddle]

its the biggest piece of ds

[warm storm]

Pro player

[late gazelle]

you can make your own

the one that youre comfortable with

not a premade one

[devout bobcat]

2.00
2.00
0.00

[mossy saddle]

i can help you

[winter barn]

Who can help me get renger in allies

[warm storm]

You play with phone?

[mossy saddle]

Ye

[warm storm]

Go PM

[winter barn]

Who can help me get renger in allies?

[mossy saddle]

Nah i will send it here

9.10
7.00
5.70

[reef breach]

Agreed

[warm storm]

Gg

[winter barn]

Who can help get renger in allies?

[reef breach]

I got my rank ultra legend with this cfg

[unkempt rock]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/209721579

Join pls

[winter barn]

Bruh can someone help

[reef breach]

Which region

[winter barn]

Europe?

[reef breach]

I'm good

[winter barn]

Wdym

Who can help me get renger in allies?

[warm storm]

What best cyber sportsman?

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

@mossy saddle

[cinder elm]

Is it better to run and shoot or crouch and shoot

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[cinder elm]

Y

[late gazelle]

what a tough match

i went 1-7 in the first half

but i stabilized and ended the match with 14-10

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle @mossy saddle

[late gazelle]

vpn is actually useful for reducing your ping atleast a little bit

but then again the location matters so

i found it pretty useful because i dont live in the capital

[blissful mauve]

Boot up in Antarctica vpn

[devout bobcat]

All you did was adding another point for your internet to connect

[late gazelle]

i know

that point is useful

[devout bobcat]

@late gazelle

[late gazelle]

i saw that

[hexed igloo]

it doesn't matter, the distance of you reaching the server is the same regardless

[silver lynx]

Vendo minha butterfly black widow

[hexed igloo]

unless you pay for one of those Rerouting service like ExitLag

[late gazelle]

but then how come i get lower ping🤔

ok my bad im asking dumb things im not gonna ask again

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle @mossy saddle

[hexed igloo]

You should understand this by now

think about it logically

[devout bobcat]

I literally said above

[dense thistle]

I'm logically

[devout bobcat]

[flint finch]

Guys

Which create is going to be removed next

[late gazelle]

valor

[hexed igloo]

it's like asking why it feels like 60fps when i play on 360fps on a 60hz monitor

[devout bobcat]

Idk

[dense thistle]

I play on 1 fps

[flint finch]

I always play on 60

[devout bobcat]

I prefer turning on vsync

Without vsync, it’s like constantly redlining your engine on cruise

[dense thistle]

I sync with v

[late gazelle]

gng

😭😭

[hexed igloo]

weak pc

[devout bobcat]

I want my gpu to last longer

[late gazelle]

vsync has input lag just limit your fps to what you have

[haughty pumice]

Dont we all?

[blissful mauve]

@dense thistle @dense thistle

[hexed igloo]

vsync doesn't necessarily make it last longer, it just syncs to the slowest frame output

[devout bobcat]

My old NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GS still run like a Toyota

[blissful mauve]

A Tesla with 0% battery

[hexed igloo]

enough to run doom

[late gazelle]

bro that gpu from like 2007

[devout bobcat]

BenQ Joybook S41 my first laptop

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle @mossy saddle

[hexed igloo]

bro remembers the full government name of his first laptop

[devout bobcat]

It can run Street Fighter 4

[hexed igloo]

on 24fps

[devout bobcat]

[hexed igloo]

You know Minecraft has the worst game optimisation of all time, for it being a blocky pixelated game

[devout bobcat]

4gb ram in 2007 felt like 32gb in 2026

[blissful mauve]

@dense thistle @dense thistle

[late gazelle]

who doesnt bro

[hexed igloo]

i dont 😔

[dense thistle]

I can last longer than any gpu

[devout bobcat]

That’s what he said

[blissful mauve]

Cap

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle @mossy saddle

[blissful mauve]

You lasted 30 seconds in the round 2 hours ago

[dense thistle]

Meet you in bed

[hexed igloo]

i went through like 3 laptops, i bought myself

[blissful mauve]

Ok , go lobby

[dense thistle]

Laptop fetish

[devout bobcat]

That BenQ laptop was the last windows laptop my dad will ever use

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle @dense thistle

[blissful mauve]

Imagine buying stuff

hahahaha

[late gazelle]

mine was a hp 15s du-3524tu i think

[blissful mauve]

Couldn't be me

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle @mossy saddle

Shut up renix

[devout bobcat]

Then it switched to macbook air, he’s been stuck with macos since then

[blissful mauve]

Yo rich guy z speak to me in lowercase

[hexed igloo]

i juat got a decent laptop for my college, then i spent all my budget on pc ✌️

[blissful mauve]

Facts

[dense thistle]

2$ laptop

[blissful mauve]

Imagine being able to get 2 computers

Rich guy over here

Take a load of this one ...

[hexed igloo]

i got zero games on my laptop