#💬│english-chat
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in our holes maybe
Both bro
@languid sinew
Who want to play
Nah if it is true then we might get pregnant
i dont have the necessities for that idk
LMAO
why my text disappear
No where near Mexican yo✌️😭
Ain't no way u think boys can get pregnant
I tried ts with my hb he didn't
nah its true
you just gotta open to the fourth dimension
Nah in my country one boy got that honer
Yhyh I wear tight ahh ripped jeans and a amiri top
Suo guys
and accept true divinity
Crazy-
not a boy anymore
U js needa unlock ur higher conscious fr
i gotta wear baggy or i look disfigured
Nothing crazy yo
my 50kg 170cm ahh is lowk cooked
That's what we thought but nature was against us
Bruh why r servers so laggy, i lost my competitive match,, argggggrrh
How much ft is 170 bro
why are you acting like a doggo
59
But 50kg is low in weight
arrghhh is what they say when breeding
look it up
Lf a duo! I have around 800 hours, and a K/D of 1.50~ i'm at 1638 comp elo rn and i'm lf ppl around the same skill as me to help me reach master!
dont let diddy get you tho
Bruh js tell me u can't tell me u don't know how tall u are
Cus I dont
That was a frustrating scream
It's 5'7
Ts frying me
you nincompoop
Bro I'm the same
50kg and 5'7 ain't bad ig
Why don't you ask me anything?
I'm 179 and 60 kg
It means ur rlly skinny doe
nah its cuz i do hella sports so i dont gain much weight even when im tryna bulk
lowkey my wrists r COOKED
here lemme show u sum
I'm 192 85 am I cooked chat
@pliant linden @mossy saddle
Same bro but my waist is tea❤️🩹
No
Dam how doee
Shut up sweat
lmao real my hg should be taking NOTES
Shut up renix
Bro my hg pmo sm💔
Ping me one more time I will kill kaisherreich98
Lf a duo! I have around 800 hours, and a K/D of 1.50~ i'm at 1638 comp elo rn and i'm lf ppl around the same skill as me to help me reach master! Istg someone carry me
yooo
Why do u keep tagging these 2 balls acks every 2 mins
No bro spare me lowk
These unemployed goofballs keeps tagging me bro I just wana have some peace at work
@pliant linden @languid sinew @mossy saddle
Shut up Lonely Buzzard
No wonder why girls fear me
Do yo work bro💔
Include me out of ts
Pls
angry m&m
Hell na I'm on the cord and ig reels 
who wants to 1v1
Need players for the 71k clan min elite
Oh hell naw yo ahh getting fried
Me
They won't find out

id 192735973
Is that chicken gun
I haven't played so2 since 2020
New here
U don't know abt chicken gun bro
Na I lowk don't wanna play ts dead ahh game yo
bro
Uh
I last played when castel map was there
castel
Yes
I last played when I last played

What should i ask
what is feeling of playing project sekai

what is feeling of playing poop a big poop

Is sleeping after a day is good
Pee
Did that 5 sec ago


no
Avg taco bell washroom condition
What will happen then
Bad Apple at level 31 💔
Nah I am gonna sleep now after yesterday
damn is🔥 🎉
Boi ts so tuff😂🎉

no bro of course its good to sleep
are you like mentally dysfunctional?
Don't play so2
Nah but sleeping after 25 hr
It's funded by the pro Israeli lobby
yo lalba
7 billion to so2 now
yo enrique
Iraq
Yhyh
we’re gonna bomb c ops
Syrothschild
Push b
C ops dryer than a desert bro
i rate it a 8.7/10
Naw
drier than my ex shi
Less vacuum then my sucktion machine
dude are you genuinely a north korean spy trying to get along
Ts sounds like Italian brainrot
because like WHAT do you mean
He's correct tho ✅
Sorry bro I am try to get rid from them too
yo venom how old r u
Yo Ur a champ?
Nah men I am 6 2
@pliant linden @mossy saddle
No bro WE all farming steal a brainrot in the grand 2026😂🫱
Yeah bro
i aint part of that
I'm that
Can u train me fr
Nah men my device blast loading that
im master heh
I said WE as in me and YOU
60 from thl heh
yo wsg guys
esti roman te drq

Haven't played since the ancient 2020 lowk u better than me

We gonna imagine it then
Not the dih
Ts is MY ahh
dayum my account got hacked
Kitchen knife
Oh na I think we know who wants you dead more than me @languid sinew
Kabar
Not the peeler
dam
hello guys i completed all the weekly missions but i’m only at level 30, will other weeks come out?
hi guys
Dam
at mission level 45 there is time limit knifes will the next season have the same thing or no
@languid sinew should I ask girl to invite me to her black hole or sucktion machine
same happen with me,my account is active from season 3 and i still have 15 max gold🤣
okay
Damm
so how do i get battle pass exp?
I guess I am the one with no answer



What device
Mine lags when I think to play anything
Infinix note 50s
unlucky
🫦 🥷
guys is it my network problem or what?i have 40-70 ping and i lagg too much
Same question
Bro mine is 250 least what should I doo
All regions?
im on netherlands region
if someone sends me some gold i will happily take it 33811533
shut up


Shut it
dam
Would wait till 2126
I will give you
50
bet bro

Hello
my mom is kinda homeless
In so2 one
if i get the gold pass and i get to level 45 will i get a guaranteed knife?
Nah this games economy is like csgo
Trash luck
Not allowed
Really?
Yeah I got only commons
yeah
Sorry
Oh
Wait is it real
its guaranteed wym
Ohh the game is really changed
on free bp u get temporary, on the gold pass u get a permanent knife on knife case
i personally suggest keeping the case tho
Thanks
okk, i’m at level 30 and i completed all the missions how do i level up now?
all the weekly ones
Im at lvl 101
uhh
daily missions is ur only choice but
theres like barely any days left on the battlepass no?
Only 3 days
bruh
ur only choice is to buy levels if u want that knife case but thats up to
why do i have this little missions
Im rushing to complete all my missions and at the end ill end up at 104 max
idk how much levels cost tho
i don’t understand
and if its worth it
no i think its just so2 devs changing the xp u get for missions
I bought 55
before 1mission used to give a whole level iirc now its like 500 or smth
hpw does this make sense
Got changed to 700 now this💔
idk what the devs are doing
anything but making gameplay fun and bringing back 10round comp✌️
unbelievable
yeah its insanity
devs are greedy
they want to force people to buy levels
or grind the game daily
or fixing ranks✌️
i’m grinding every day but dayly missions only give like 200 exp
what other business model would you recommend for a f2p cs clone on mobile with competitors
saw an "the legend" 2100elo who was gold in s8💔
idk but its too much
atleast they could let f2p players have a chance at getting more gold
it’s insane tho
there was 0point in adding the temporary skins
(I don’t know
Much if anything about standoff) how’s the marketplace are you able to make actual gains or no
u can
There are alot of methods
yeah
u can trade and stuff
if ur willing to put in a bit of effort u can gain profits

Ive done this for over 3 years now
I mean if you’re able to get your foot in the door with f2p skins that’s pretty good
use magic to gain gold
it just sucks that free bp isnt as valuable anymore i think because of the crates
Not possible
i havent reallt checked the prices
that has never happened
but i assume theyre lower than other bps
Crates are expensive on their own
25 for syndicate crate
are crates tradable
yeah
so i have no way to get up to lvl 45 without spending money
when was syndicate again
If you grind each daily then yes
i took a break before that update i think
In September I think
only 3 days left
Then you are cooked
next time either
I did every single daily
I did this
waste of money
just the dailies alone give u alot
its cheaper than having to buy later tho
but yeah true
it just depends if ur gonna play alot or not
buying levels is inly good if you looking to get the other medals
other then that its usless ans waste of money
yh ik but im talking abt like the offer before buying bp
theres always two options
one with 10levels when u buy it and one without
yeah only reason im suggesting it is if someone wont play the game that much to get 45levels easily
if u play consistently its easy to get more than 45
dailies i think give like 1level in total everyday im not sure
no point in buying the battle pas if you cant get to level 45
how much did that cost😭
Dpeends
if u complete like 20levels then yeah irs pointless but
Guys, what knife would you recommend? stiletto, fang, or mantis?
i think if ur like around 30 and aboge there still is a bit of an profit
but that all depends on case prices and etc
depends on ur budget and what u like
Who want to push rank now? Elite 1950mmr
but imo mantis is best out of those three
level 30 you get like 7 cases thats not even 500 gold selling everyhing plus other stuff you get around 700 gold
oh
better off just buying 1k gold
opening cases is not worth it
am saying the value cases
type shi
idk
with my luck i cant open cases or do any shi like that
i bought 50dices on the roulette thing and
got like 100gold in total💔
an and and and a
oh
that's not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
not buying any more stupid shi like ts again after that✌️
good ideaaaaa
the prices for most skins compated to the case price is bad iirc
i just feel like its not worth opening them unless u really want to
ur not gonna get lucky all the time especially in this game
Lt?
yuh
Sw
loll
Bbd nusipirkau cold flame uz 3.8k nukrito iki 3.3k
rip✌️
Dbr prastumt reik
reikejo palaukt nes nesenai buvo kainos ziauriai pakilusios
Jo
visi knifai buvo boostinti
as sellinau savo butterfly uz daugiau negu nusipirkau pries kokius 4men
type shi
always doesnt work for me✌️
gambler mentality
u never know when ur gonna pull an arcane
check #📸│photos rq✌️
trust the proccess
whne opening a case you either make profit or you dont its 50/50
trust
next season i buy bp all levels
and open all cases
because u said that
i will sue you if i dont profit✌️
@dapper spoke
lol
me on almost every occasion
Anyone pheonix tryna play? Allies or comp is fine, i cant talk tho but i can be in call
relatable
so2 youtubers and tiktokers suck
all of them are so boring
yes royal skyline was good only
goat
not a single person speaks or
if they speak
then theyre russian
right nod
i saw him this morning but that was a while ago
Yea that guy is a bozo
@cinder swift you talked to him too,dyk his username by chance?
He's match fixing lolll
im gonna sue u
whats that
He ques with someone from DC and ques on alt and then he plays against his other account and opponent and he gets all info and its 1v2
we plaued toghter i dont think he did that to me if he did he lsot a 1v2 lollll
Lol
Was your teammate a guy with Chinese pfp
no idea but i like icecream
he jsut said he had to go and was afk at the end of the match
give me 10k gold ill get you ice cream
Nice me too
no
no
Enemy?
i think 10k gold is more than icecream
idk ill check late rin duel
nah
are you sure
Check DM alex
no
I haven’t really bought lvls in all of them
Just this one
but first where do i get 10e4 gold
Like got to lvl 45 and 75
Took genuine effort
Im thinking on taking a break from the game over a period of 20 days
You can give me ur gold
arpimd 20 i think
20 gold?
he said break not quit
I want to be expensive

Hell nah, i aint giving 9k to anyone
😂
My box is glitched in day 9 how i fix it ?

U can give me 100
Absolutely true
Nope
99 then
Uhh you cant do it is 3 days left
Guys could you give some gold i am raising for a knife🙂
i have question for people who are not buying gold but still have 100+ . What method do you use?
Ive said it once before that i dont waste a second giving gold to those i see worthy of getting it

So your not giving me?
btw ur not following rules
im calling ice agents to my house to see what are they gonna do
Im sorry but thats not possible, i wouldve helped however i have to complete my inventory before that
Uhhh, i can't request gold
yeh
By skin pattern its possible
🙂
M9 citrine + gloves champion or m9 poison gloves mortal veil?
guys what skin do u this is cheap but will raise price soon
?
what that mean
Ill send you 100 for 200 after a period of 1 day

I have my cs cases too
Gold. gold
yea bro you need to put this in -0 iq words
wthhhh
not gold

you switch teams like a button
This isn’t really worse than your typing
🧐
nah i understood 0
guys
M9 citrine + gloves champion or m9 poison gloves mortal veil?
how can i excange role of gold
what?
if im not gold anymore,how can i remove this role
thanks
Guys, what knife would you recommend? stiletto, fang, or mantis?
idk but myb you should buy knife that matches other your skins
you cna
trust the process
Guys i bought black widow and I have 73 gold left, which skins should I buy? (Theme: stealth/ninja) The main things I use are: M4A1,M4,AKR,AWM,USP,DEAGLE
akr, carbon
awm scratch
usp fiend
deagle thunder
the cheap ones count too js so yk
How about m4 and m4a1
alright I was thinking maybe m4 demon and m4a1 kitsune
m4a1 now that i have no idea
The CT weapon with almost 0 recoil
The one that costs 3k
Everyone uses it
Anyways thanks tho
ik the gun i just dont know any skins
Yea
wild rift tho
on mobile
cant afford one
yuh

shuold i make a clan with a tag ' opai' ?
a little audience twin
id join if i can
Oppai*
opps
opps?
it's japenese for
theres also a clan tag that hasnt been taken that starts with or and ends with gy
do you guys play on headphones?
shuold i make tis a tag ?
in the remaster lots of clan are going to be taken down due to inactivity
it means
a part of the XY chromosome body
shuold i rrly ?
YES BRO thats an awesome name
y ik but 500g
damn
i mean i maybe can sell it later on ?
Maybe idono
do i make the name in all caps or just the first letter ?
Fang or mantis?
i prefer fang but i think most people will go with mantis
where do yall get soo much gold bruh
I want a knife skin too
they jus buy with money
i only got brainrots
Make a clan with 2 digit tag
And ends with a cool letter
Wait cross trading is allowed here?
Nope
bro why do peopel with 28 ping teleport in duel this aint right

maybe your internet is bad?
hey does anyone know how long it takes for the next pass to release after this one's done?
well it happens anyway
yea but there happen constatly
👀
not its green when it happens
Ya but noone there
fair enough
Oke Solo Q it is
nice
damm crazy
lollll
when you'll have %1 packet loss ıt wont turn to red tho
and yeah %1 is a big number
hmmmm
just ignore it the servers better from c-ops anyway
my freind said you when you buy samthing that cost a lot of gold they alwya sspanw in
trying ot get account i dont even know how they get id for when you buy skins
i made a clan
and made it hold 20 ppl
500 gold is a lot i would say
:0
500g + 700g for 15 extra ppl
700?
ye and extra 700
@dense thistle had a crayz clan tga
mine starts with 0r and ends with gy
kinda sus ngl
i dont it
tis sentance aint sentancing
:///
main is ranger should be fine let me finihs
not in the mood for comp ngl
Anyone know where i can play tournaments for gold?
Will the winter tale box be for sale
Pls someone tell me
Pls tell me someone
???
The free thing
With nameless stuff
Like can we sell it for gold
Damn
Me 2 but i ca.e back when the evrnt staryed
Ive been playing since 2022 or 202
2021
nice
A week or so later after the bp ends
i got 300 gold what should I buy with it?
Peak clan ngl
is there a standoff 2 clanning community
I summon mods
is making a discord server where memembers could invite each other to their clan and have clan wars etc
thats a scrim
what
thta called a scrim and there are server that do that
why is it called scrim
oh it doesnt add to your clan ranking that probobly why
My clan will be #1 dw
global one
yea I will do that
I will make it like
countries leaderboard
etc
Wait till u see the name of my clan
ther a server that does that alreayd 😭
Everything shall perish benith ith
mine will be much better
there will be channels to help you grow your clan
and Tryouts
Guys testing sensi send, send yalls sensitive
Why are the US servers dead?
if i were to guess its becuase people form the us dont play
I need comp teammate dm me
Guys can you find me any servers who have tournament or scrims

Go to the clan ?
No

nab



ok
Where is it better to play on a PC or a phone? Where can I play better? Etc.
Best is a tablet/iPad with 120hz
pc will be better
Can someone tell me a good crosshair
Im elite now ;>
@knotty pivot Guess whos elite aswell now
Heheh
nice
Btw
Remeber i had 400 req ?
I got 635 now
._.
come play with me
dammm
duel cant play with other in duel
allies
yea no am trying to get my tripple elite
get triple legend with me
yea no
Now... i need master + on comp
But since i dropped from champ to gold 3 tis gonna be pain in the ahh
Small yellow cross with little spacing and no dot
ok
am happy with double elite and master
even if i dont mak eit
wasn't speaking to you
nice gl
Xd

Vro sith got a clan for free
And now sold it for 2k
Stonks

teach deagle ways
what is stand2?
kuru kuru
alex I want to makeout with you
idk
helll no
I want our tongues to play with each other
i only know standoff 2 not stand2

I want to tickle your teeth with my tongue
there are two numbers ruining my ID
it couldve been 69696969
something like that
69968698
67

still nice id
she?
it is not that one
mine is
69966819
8 1 are ruining everything
you talking abuut may?
a fellow woman?
be respectful so problems dont come
problems stay at home
okay you are funny
ok
I hate people who are copying me
not u
what
spongebob wanted poster ahh
what is that user
she has better font
i got forced, okay? 😭
dude was not a legend
I feel like these two are the same person
speaking to your alt must be insane level of schizophrenia
😭
we are
that is you gng
sweet milk better
alr dude
coffee does not have any effect on me
it makes me tired and sick instead of giving me energy
okey come play standoff 2
are you good or bot
like 1794 mmr on allies
im bot
I mean im sometimes okay sometimes bot
are you still legend
okey I dont even play comp
I cannot cooperate with my teammates
I mean they cannot
no
i took a long long four years break
i came back like two months ago
maybe five
okey help me get legend 😛
iam 17
okwy
what is going on
okey
okey
are you good player
Fih
if mariha ping again for some lame ass' announcement imma snap out
Hy
Good
4 now!
Ppl are rapidly falling for it and getting hacked




😭
noobs
I don't know any of those
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Can anyone join my squad (?)
Who play with ipad write me in dm!
I was sleeping 
Guys is it possible to list for sale multiple same guns at once?
I need player for alies,I have 1940mmr

Ayo
How come the game ain’t workin breh
I’m tryna hop on some defuse
Ain’t working
On both my phone n my tablet
Skill issue bro
By hitting legend and telling the com officer
Contact @silk moth
Chat is ggstandoff trusted
Yeah i guess bro
Omg i finally found someone who plays Roblox like me
Check dm also ggso2 is trusted it seems
I don't trust ts
@final citrus 740 request now holy peak
I do gng
Nice 😭
Lol
Why this comms officers don't respond at ticket?!!
He's offline today
Guys I got an important question
If I use a third-party site for standoff 2 can I get banned
It took 14h for em to respond to ma ticket
Unless it’s from official Standoff 2 website such as https://store.standoff2.com/ then you’re good to go
Nahh it's a site ggstandoff

So I should not trust it
Whatever happens it’s not our responsibility 
I'm asking cuz my friend says it's trusted cuz he's watching people in tt and yt
I would never trust a different site than the official
To my last ticket they responded instantly
Are You sure about that?!🫣
You brought that up upon yourself
Begging for gold to you IT's forbidden or i can?
Already stated in the 3rd rule #📖│server-rules 
In private i can?
That's a gambling site
If the person doesn’t concern themselves with it and reported you. You’re still gonna get punished
Ik and I'm not trusting that
Uh
There’s no such thing as profit in gambling business 
By the time you won the prize, you already spent as much you can literally buy the item you wanted. It’s all illusion trick to make you feel like you won something
Totally not a info from my neighbor who runs casino site🦕
Are You gonna be concerned about that?
If people come to my dm just to beg, it’s an instant ban
I gonna not to beg, but
No courtesy
How can You know?🫣
You gotta try
And see
fold fold fold
On Romanian chat i see only "Can You give me gold for that knife" etc etc etc
well wel well
🍳 
