#💬│english-chat
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Make jew edits
the jew edit instead of clips hitting head isa clip opening cases
Shut up sweat
typa shi i would do tbh
I'll use AI and make you pregnant
will the kid yours atleast
becas he neev
neev is a broke ahh jew
all he did is stealing money and still broke
he live next door

100 eur is nothing
Lol
Shut up homeless boy
you dont even own any balenci
says the brokie
Says the jew
Can someone send me a standchillow link or file ?
mods kill him for begging
Jew
what i do
im like hella rich but i need 50k rn whoever got it hmu icl
Jew
u selling?
ye i got blues
We have permission
It is said it is ok to say je
I asked chamba he said it is ok to say je
I said it depends on the context
changba can i say it too
don't take it too far
Aww man
the context is to make fun of neev
why are you blue

Kindergarten 😭

Yo
What do you call your mom?
Yo yo
my mama dead
Dead and homeless
who is zani
Dammmmmmm...
What's your name
I probably forgot 😭
Swuggi
Unc
its hard to prove not being 18 while your 14 does it
Katze
Ewww
grand
@knotty pivot
?
Wanna go for some comp
Unc
Pls
.
peak baldness i guess
Ik your bald
How many days do yall think the next season will arrive in?
you got no proof

@knotty pivot Comp pls
L friend
yo swuggi kill him
i wouldnt let that slide if i were you gang
I have dementia now 😔
yall only have one joke istg
Lollies lmaooooooo
its only funny the first time man
@knotty pivot COMPPP

Your mind is expansive
L friend won't even play with him
Is that okay
How many days do yall think the next season will arrive in?
😭
Hm idk
Stoppp I feel bad Enough 😭
İ hope early
What
Katze is that k
Real
Are u new
no hes poseidon
Oh
Jew
Nope
İ play this game for 4 years

İ mean 5
I need new player
Or new accs

mods kill him
Why
trading acc is bad
🤪
U want roblox acc?
I vote for sweat to get banned
Nope so2
Nub

Your always racist
who doesnt
Bro said "who doesnt"
name 5 non racist people

👋
Bro said "who dosnt" ( slow reverb)
name 5 non racist people (quieter)
me1 me2 me3 me4 me5
: )
🦛
you was anything but non racist

Drop black gold on the ground I will pick it up
I'm not racist at all
there aint no black gold
Yo
Yo wsup g
like wgat
How are you doing man
Gng can you give wepons to freinds ???
İm good thank for ask
like wgat
Like what
Skins yk
change yo naem to like wgat
Okey bro take it
From where
??
Im poor asf
here
Okey bro
For what
Rlly?
Do you need it
Free? Yea nvm no one give free gold....
1 gold
Sounds good
Me and my schoolmate used to save up our lunch money everyday just to buy 100 golds every week
Yes
Bro at my school i got no lunch
Are you famous
They give us bad milk and bread...
So add me to your clan to play together no skins no mods
Thats really good bro eat that
nah
You have problem cuzz
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i mean the bread is good but the milk HECK NAH
famous like wgat
Begging for gold is considered a disgraceful thing to be done
bread taste better than key
Bro Is Zhxrm a bot or smth...
Lol that good
Helper
being called a bot is insane
I’m enforcing the rule here. You’re in my territory now
How are you, my friend? How's it going?

Guys
zhxrm is a ai programmed by standoff
Ye?
YEEE CR7
SUİİİİİ
Nothing
Nothing
HELL NAH
How ??
PLAYING FOR NOTHING

Exactly
Should I go into his house and kill him
Ty
Dont do this

@devout bobcat Is match fixing bannable °•°
r we deadahh
120g gets u a cool skin tbh
Legendary or a good epic
clown
Ur a clown
@devout bobcat
You cant just cross trade for accounts
Thats banable
@mossy shard read rule 8
🥀
Nabs
What’s that?
It falls under griefing and it’s bannable if reported
What’s match fixing?
Your teammate intentionally causing you to lose the game to let your opponents win. Usually they were paid
So even if they get mad at someone on the team and just kill themselves at the start of each round?
Who wanna play competetiv?
It’s basically like for example:
In allies mode, 2 players in a lobby and another single player outside of the lobby start matchmaking at the same time hoping they’ll get matched with another solo player
Self reporting
Thanks for the info
Intentionally ruining others game for personal gain is bannable, it’s still cheating
@silk kraken what’s your opinion about it🦛
Ye right, we’ll see about that
Even AI says it’s bannable
Anyone wanna play competetiv
As always studying
How i can cantact with devolopers to they add azerbaijan server
Just because you didn’t get banned for doing it previously doesn’t mean it’s allowed
I see dacordian is still here
Yes but griefing also count as cheating if you did it for personal gain
You did it to rank up easily with minimal effort
It’s cheating
Buying 55 lvls and my own effort
Now that you mentioned it, I will forward to my higher ups 
Money?

0
I dont have to worry about expenses though
Its all covered for me
Guys I have a question
Is it good to hold Winter tale gift boz for future??
Why??
for 1/2 year?
I am holding then hehehe
Nova 3
Csgo is dead

hii
Bro i got 710g wht to do
idk get a car
😠
kompiuter
rei ayanami
You are very funny btw everyone's laughing


@devout bobcat His not speaking english ban him
Why did you steal my hat
i was fasting and i fell and a shawarma fell in my mouth with extra tahini and a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water should i keep fasting or is it allah who has fed me
Yes

Cursed guy
bicycle*
I need a account to buy
@devout bobcat someone got false banned, can u look into it?
their user is pulanzdrente.
Jan 26,2026😏🤓
Mods ban him
or yakki
I bet it’s yakki
yeah he asked me to ask yall whats going on
Yep, the ban is justified. No discussion needed
what my dudeski do
Rip bozo
Also it's a new acc💀
lemme atleast know what he did
ingame or what
can someone play with me alies
Ranger?
Saying griefing in match is not bannable, that is misinformation
They send him a DM saying what he did :/
He’s done that multiple times before
Baseball, huh
alright, my bad for bothering then
@abstract turtle
What
🦛
Ye?
?
@devout bobcat
Yo anyone who can help pe to reach Pheonix in allies?
Me
Yeah usually graffiti and skins
I suggest you read the description 

Do i need to pay ya?
Idk
That’s against the game rules btw
Dm
Ik but some told me I need to pay them to carry me
Dm me
And I did..
@devout bobcat Ik the rules🫡
18 gold and i carried him more than he carried me
They didn’t keep up with the rules 
I miss the times when playing is all about having fun along the way and not solely try harding to reach the top for a reward not even worth the whole food and electricity consumed along the way
I stopped playing so2 with a headphone cuz it’s kinda boring
Phone with stereo speakers all the way
play on speakers so everyone can hear you die in hd quality
Gotta let them know I shot a guy with stattrack m4a1 year of the tiger

I accidentally bought a earphone that is wired but acting like Bluetooth when you connect it to the phone charger
Hello. I Need a help
Average $1 earphone:
I use the same thing
Why do I keep getting client timeout even tho I have low ping
Hmm
The server stopped receiving packets from your internet connection 
Dude, I accidentally returned the battle pass. If I Open Bp again Will the problem be resolved? I Have -2k golds rn
Can't we buy bp with gold ?
And what those that mean? My Internet is completely fine, how can I solve it?
You refunded the battle pass? 
Mistake bro
Server issue, wait for a few minutes and try again
I refunded in wrong game
I have this problem for 2 days now and I can't play
Ight thanks tho
Your -2000g balance won’t be replenished even if you rebuy the pass. You have to buy 2000g to replenish them back
Btw the knives skins from the bp, could I sell them or nah?
A few weeks after the pass ends. The entire collection will be saleable
But my bp and all rewards is gone
Fr?
Does a refund return your spent money?
Been like that since the first introduction of pass🦛
How many you spent that is your amount
Haven't played the game for 2 years
Give me gold please
When do you guys think is the right time to sell dia de muertos containers?
In total?
For example i spent over a hundred usd on the game
Will all the respected balance be returned into their corresponding bank accounts?
If i made multiple purchases through different payment methods
Yes
If you spent $9.99
That same $9.99 will be refunded to you
Bro My BP is gone but Gold too gone. If i open this bp again my Golds can't turn normal?
Hello
Nope
I need som help
Why bro
Technically if i have 0.01 balance in my account and then refund the purchases, will this mean that i have to buy 100 gold to make it positive
Take it as a lesson that you can never fool the system
My old acoumpte got banned i don't know why ?
If my purchases far exceed my current balance
If you have 0g previously, then you bought 100g, you spent it down to 0g back and then refunded, the game will deduct your balance to -100g. You have to buy 100g back to replenish it back to 0g
Language

Bro My bp and gold gone why?
Alright
To compensate the amount you refunded
I refunded bp not gold
Huge mistake
I didn’t get pay enough to deal with ts
Nah bro
So big mistake from game. Gg
Can someone Carry me to Phoenix?
Battle pass items worth quite a lot of golds
Since you bought the gold pass and already received the items
Fr?1
Like you know what the prices Will be?
But If you think intelligently. If i buy bp again. It need to give me my golds back but dont give me a bp rewards back imo
I can’t really do anything about it
I’m not a developer
Go to our helpdesk and explain your problem. They have better answers: https://help.standoff2.com/en/ (the red button on the bottom right)
Anyone wanna play allies?
Who want to play
The servers are lagging ingame
Alr
In comp gold 2
They took more than you refunded?
That it
Can i gave you mine
He probably already opened the cases he got from the gold pass
Oh ok
watafa pepe shnene\
No matter what the question is who and why refound man, they took the decision to buy it so own it, don't try to fool the system with yo bipolar ahh
tomorrow
Foreal?
yes
Nice
Yes the ranks reset
And the nerve he got telling me to “think intelligently”
Guys i bought 700 for the first time idk wht to do give me any useful tips
Idh any good skins now
Exactly, what did he think was gonna happen after he refounded? Getting the money back but still keeping all the prizes?🤣
I did that in shadow fight 3 
Some people need to learn, anyway, I heard about some games where if you refound they would also ban your account, I'm glad SO2 ain't like that even tho I'll never refund
If it works it works)))
Nekki should implement that system
They caring more about making the game impossible to hack 😆 iykik
Cuz I bought a legendary set for $89 and then refunded. They never deduct it. I’ll never do that again
Sheesh bro
Bro why anyone dont want to understand? I'm telling if i buy bp again. My Golds will comeback or no? I dont want rewards again. Just want to not - gold
You opened the cases from the pass?

Some cases not all
I dont want cases or smth bro
If the gold came from the bp is not coming back if you already used it
No im in lvl 45 and 10 cases are still dont opened
Guys is buying bp worth it?
Only if you grind it in my opinion
Fyi, info by the dev. The more cases you opened, the more gold will be deducted from your balance after you refunded the pass
I do grind
Then for sure
Deep down you know that’s the case that happened 
Now be straightforward to me, admit the whole thing
Remember 24?
Huh?...
Yo I have a question, is it ok if I ask in private?
It better not be something illegal 
Nah bro😆
anyone tryna rn comp. i’m 1780mmr
i achieved master and now i am going back like master to bronze xD
Someone?
NO ONE?
4vs4 or 5vs5
???
I need to do an ,, Cb " with another clan
Or 5 players vs our clan
For 12.23 gold
Is getting a Knife possible as f2p
yeah
Search members for 71k min elite
Nice
By trading other skins to buy cases or
Both
So is that a no?
No one would do that
Its not even posible
Yea doesn't hurt to ask tho
Boys, real talk, what you think the Hologram Karambit is gonna go for?
5k
At most
What about and glove for 100g
I was 1950 fell and trying to climb back
How does headshot sometimes cause less than 100 damage
Not bad, it depends also on how many people bought it, I liked it in the preview, if it will be lower than 5k I'll get it
what rank r u now
Imposible
Oh
But a violation of this fine establishment of gathering 
Ranger dont ask me why
Why
Say thank you
Sucks to suck
Ban djo
for everyone it is valid

Guys is it true that knifes were reduced,my friend told me when i wasnt playing they were on offer like not too much gold?
Rule 8 #📖│server-rules
no but maybe he talking about renting when you could buy a knife for like 50 gold but only for 3 days
if you can rent karambit gold or any m9 bayo its good
so you buying samthing for like 1 k gold for it to then disapear a few days later?
you say 50 gold bro not 1k
Me after renting a Honda CBR1000RR Fireblade SP 
Holy moly $29k msrp
50 gold for cheap knifes
femboy renting when?
Dammmn
i wanna rent a fem boy and put him to wash my socks
@devout bobcat first customer?
I want the renting thing to be back instead of these bum crates where you get a rare skin for a day

too profitable for f2p. Hurts the business
crate make skin gain more value while renting makes skin lose value
so you have to buy more gold

🧈
I don't really read dms
Oh
Use this app primarily for gc
I got like 400
Well I had my bd
I'm one of your 400 
U are?
Idek how much i made with rental
Rental
Did Rosie forget about me 
?
refund it get y our gold back
Geometry Crash
They didn't forget abt me 
Unfortunately I had -7789.80g of debt when the rental feature was introduced 
Fake lilith
what did you even rent
to lose thay much gpld
Your bike 

🍳 

still waiting for it
Oh haha
Damn
Yea, I thought u said u had 400 message requests
I didn't realize u were talking about gold profit from renting feature
On this account i surprisingly don't have that much
But my main 
Rip main dms 
Nuh uh
you could rent knife
?
I once had 1.6k friend requests on so2
Before the friend limit thing got introduced


That's crazy
Pro player

I wish i could get 100000 ping once again
I also had a large number of DMs begging me for gold
Spanakopita
Nub
Telling me to sell my knives to give them gold


Quite literally happens to everyone
I was close
nab
Echpo
nab
I pull my knife out 1 time
Bass
nub

Yep
They literally go like “if you wanna be my friend then give me gold” and it’s like some random I don’t care about
Better luck next timeeeee
only happens in low elo

I think its more common in eu
Idc enough anymore to go pro, my prime was seasons 1 and 2
yer
Who have a code for promocode
Ty
Never encountered a cheater or hacker in Singapore
i brought u t2m player to carry

Hahahaha now play for funnnnnn
suprised u even get players there
my carrying days over in spslg
Yup, and still got elite >:33
U have a code?
i want to chill a lil
And I thank you for that because I was watching NFL

Did it started ever
yes
Proooooooooooo xaxaxa ^-^
And it can't be vs bots
My alt is elite in allies and duel but unranked in comp
That we 10-3
I tried to do missions in duels
They always leave lobby
It's impossible
Duel is easy anyways
To play
🦛
Im gold in there to make missions easier
But everyone leaves
Gold in duel ☠️
I once carried against the academy team for probably what was the best clan in the world back then
India/Asia srv anyone comp?
So you basically returned to the game after such time

I’m gold 1 in duel and elite in 5v5 and allies
No I’ve got comp stats in every season I just don’t take the game seriously haha
what clan
D1V
nahhh
@sick cave my mom won’t let me ride to Fraser hill
That’s unfortunate
ru? eu?
huh
alr
you need to be studied
Rlly?
playing that much duel games is not normal
Division 1?
ye
nope
My duel is still at 0 calibration 
You cant play duel
Noob
my duels at master you on somthing
Shouldn’t have calibrated into silver 2 because I played it when I was super drunk
been focuing on allies played duel for 2 days the stoped
I offer free tips for playing duel
After 790 matches of experience
Come duel

(insert ishowspeed tries not to laugh pic here)
yea no never touching duel unless i have to

@mossy saddle
I still wanna go
@dense thistle

@mossy saddle
nro
@dense thistle @dense thistle
Shut up neev
@dense thistle
@mossy saddle @mossy saddle @pliant linden
@dense thistle
i see t3 clans beat 0men excl ilnx
zhxrm they spaming do somthing
@dense thistle
Yea?
@mossy saddle @pliant linden
bruu
Shut up neev
Shut up nubeev
In s9 i calibrated phoenix and got to legend
And this season i calibrated champion and am now elite
Probably i fell off because i went from 120hz to 60hz after degrading
i see t3 clans beat 0men excl ilnx
@devout bobcat he spaming ban him
Shut up neev
revive me jett
@pliant linden @mossy saddle
Because EXCL have fallen since their peak😭
EXCL were like at the top of t1 in 2020
shut your kitty mouth up
@mossy saddle @pliant linden
even in prime
Shut up renix
Yaaaay
Shush everyone it’s 2 am
Dawg no t3 clan stood a chance against EXCL in 2020💔
Never ping @ everyone 

@here

@nobody
In prime the leader of EXCL was Apollo and he was top 1 player in eu💔
Who is this?
The leader of DD was Zhxrm. 

nab*
was 
And this wonky head was Lonely Buzzard 
i mean when dyc was top a random t3 clan beat it or was it t2
even at top a random clan can have a lifegame and win

who
So2 is shutting down in February ❤️🩹✌️
@dense thistle Tell us your clantag
When was this?
who decided that
I can shut down your life support 

like 21 22 not sure
Mmeow
Me
Haven't created it yet
Mi bombo
esconer mentoin :>
makes cents
His clan tag is EPI it stands for Epstein island
Bro wyoab
@pliant linden @mossy saddle
shut up neev
Shut up renix
Sorry pal, gotta charge my phone 
@pliant linden @mossy saddle
4real bro
Let me unplug it first
@abstract turtle how are you
Instead of charging it lowk throw it down a flight of stairs
Good
@pliant linden @mossy saddle
Shut up renic
Wouldn't want to spell your name right
i havent faced a cheater sounds like a skill issue to me
anyways anyone wanna play allies (im ranger)
so a awm with a firerate of 1000 is a skill issue for me
Hello everyone 🙂
and inf ammo
What grades did You get
obviously?
just dodge it bro
and auto kill
💔
Should've bought armor
hello who wants 1v1 ?
how weak do u gotta be to die to auto kill
tdm
if it was me i wouldnt die
me
First one to blink likes men 
More than 90%
fastest blink ever recorded on my behalf
🔥
ew

Hi
why would i waste time on a peon like you
😂😂😂
you died to auto kill
scared
sure
bros scared
give me your id
bet
ok ludicr0us

lemme watch yall 1v1
Oh nah so2 beef going on
just baiting
Ragebait?
R u gonna 1v1 tho
1v1 whom
Record that fight I want to learn
The guy baiting u
im the one baiting😭
We got other stuff to learn than analyse so2😂😭
yes
exactly right
He's baiting by calling u scared
Yeah but now feeling jolly
Oh hell naw gng do whatever
i mean yeah but he didnt really succeed
hes the one who got mad over so2
Dihgga??
not me lmao
Digga d is my fav rapper

What was he mad over
❤️🩹❤️🩹
Mission failed successfully
brother just read the chat😭
Alr bruhh
Feeling jolly too
y u so jolly for
nothing to be happy ab buddy
youll die and your entire life efforts wont matter
and probably ppl will forget you fast
Bro thinks ts shi and giggles
anti cheat is still on beta test
Matter from that I got question if two black hole merge does it make a bid bang destruction
👋
😔
what typa dumbahh question is that
what correlation does it hold
It lowk manipulates u to dig yo buh
Just a simple question I guess
broo you are a noob
oh yeah lemme answer something astrophysicists cant
venom what typa intravenous substances r u on bro😭
There's an answer to this bro
Js search up what happens when 2 black holes collide
Wait is iron man female because iron in science called fe and man is called male
no bro theres no black holes
Just sum rice
Illuminati
Freemason
We all controlled by joos
or the boogeyman will get us..
?
them and transgender ppl
Like Epstein evacuation
holy ping bro
Boogeyman finna feed us to the moloch
they rule our life
WHERE did trans plp come from😭😭😭
moloch finna feed us to.. the scariest one..
the rostchskciksilds…
Ong WE cooked
Rothschilds
idk bro js play along lmao
AHHHH
No they are imbreeds as they are genetically ill
@full epoch GG
Lol i dont have money for knife
s-sorry my trauma k-k-kick-kicked in….
no youre lowkey just braindead
Okay
gg
😭 💔
Bro WHAT are u yapping about 😭😭
syroth u still scared
yo lalba or wtv ur mame is i fw u

Epstein beat the shi outta me and my hbs
shut up m8 nobody cares about your dumbahh game
go eat sand or something
you nincompoop
Also bad kids



