💬│english-chat

[devout bobcat]

I’m eating Domino’s

[shadow mesa]

Hahahaahahahah

[devout bobcat]

[tiny ember]

Still 40min break time

[wanton mica]

XD

[tiny ember]

use ur feet cuh

[wanton mica]

bro there was a guy that had a ak Tiger w 4 gold skulls

[shadow mesa]

Anyone master in comp?

[wanton mica]

like in this server

[shadow mesa]

😳

[tiny ember]

Some of my chinese friend has too.

[wanton mica]

he was chinese yeah

[tiny ember]

With m4 tiger aswell

[wanton mica]

ouuu

and the charm

u know

[shadow mesa]

Wtf

[wanton mica]

opochomak

or whatever

[shadow mesa]

How much money did he spend then

[tiny ember]

He said he has 9 piece left

[wanton mica]

9 gold skulls left?

wow

[wanton mica]

[tiny ember]

yeah , he never showed me his inventory but seeing this skin he has on both m4 and ak , am just gonna believe it

[wanton mica]

this thingy

[reef scarab]

i got 30k inv but i gave away most of my shi, got it all from boosting people to legend and friends helping me out

[wanton mica]

yeah he sent a cap in the server like in 2022 (if we are talking abt the same guy)

[wanton mica]

ohhhh yeah makes sense

[tiny ember]

could be him

[wanton mica]

i aint that skilled tho

✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

[reef scarab]

want boost? ;))

jkjk

[devout bobcat]

I think I made the guy nervous

[wanton mica]

i struggle a lot in master lobbys soloq

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat get in

[wanton mica]

nah they just took my acc lmao

[neon lotus]

get friends

[reef scarab]

i aint talkin about playing in ur acc

[devout bobcat]

I just stared at his eyes the whole time

[reef scarab]

@devout bobcat @tiny ember comp?

[wanton mica]

nah i mean they hacked my shii i know what a boost is

[tiny ember]

Could be ur destiny partner

[wanton mica]

but i dont have alts

[tiny ember]

no just defuse chilling.

[wanton mica]

imma make one in a couple hours

[devout bobcat]

I'm gonna stare your eyes instead

[tiny ember]

U owe me a allies defeat

So am gonna stare instead

[reef scarab]

😐

@devout bobcat noob

[tiny ember]

helpless

[wanton mica]

ouuu they got beef over here

[reef scarab]

no we dont

we love zhxrm

he js a noob

[tiny ember]

i hate helpless zhorm

[reef scarab]

you'd be on your knees for him

dont lie

😏

[wanton mica]

idk any spanish ppl, like from spain that are in that types of lobbies, just russians french and germans lol

[reef scarab]

i know what kind of man you are

[tiny ember]

I will not cuddle his plush 24/7

[reef scarab]

remove the nut

[wanton mica]

my english aint that good so i struggle with calls

[reef scarab]

i mean not

[wanton mica]

skill issue i guess

[reef scarab]

just ping location in map

no need to speak

[tiny ember]

immaculate

[reef scarab]

im never in vc

[neon lotus]

i live in spain

not spanish tho im a pancho

[wanton mica]

oh for real????

[reef scarab]

hola

como estas

[neon lotus]

si

[wanton mica]

idc as long i dont have to play in Na lobbies

[neon lotus]

si

[reef scarab]

para do no bailao

[wanton mica]

XDDD

[neon lotus]

bro spoke portuguese

[reef scarab]

no si

[neon lotus]

lucky bro i speak portuguese too

[wanton mica]

daanggg

[reef scarab]

how do you know

[neon lotus]

its a famous song

[reef scarab]

😳

[wanton mica]

those guys are toxic asf icl

[reef scarab]

is it😳

[wanton mica]

yeajhh

parado no bailaoo

no baliao

[reef scarab]

i be carrying them w 400 ping

they aint shit

[neon lotus]

i don't even play ranked

barely play the game

[reef scarab]

ok defuse demon

[wanton mica]

but ur like a supreme god to me bru

[wanton mica]

XD

[reef scarab]

what is u on abt hb 😭

im noob

[wanton mica]

My brother in christ

ur legend

[reef scarab]

im prolly the worst player in my clan

[reef scarab]

i lost my 2300 cuz i was trolling

now im 1934

[mossy saddle]

bruh

[reef scarab]

ima lock in to get back to legend

🙁

[mossy saddle]

i lost 2500 to 2100

cuz i was playing with mallard

[reef scarab]

so we both know how it's like

wanna hop on comp

and destroy some elites

[mossy saddle]

later

[reef scarab]

yeah later

im kinda busy too

add me up

147412974

[neon lotus]

i just barely play the game

[reef scarab]

give me ur gold

or ur cat gets it

🔫

[neon lotus]

cat can get it i dont even have one anyway

[reef scarab]

u liar

it's sayin youre his daddy

[neon lotus]

[reef scarab]

not a biological one btw

u liar

[neon lotus]

no shi

[reef scarab]

oh fuh naw

💔

[neon lotus]

im losing braincells

[reef scarab]

your cat

is saying

youre his sugar daddy

not his biological father

[neon lotus]

[reef scarab]

anyway

[neon lotus]

im a cat's sugar daddy

[reef scarab]

yeah

now pay up

[neon lotus]

that makes every pet owner a sugar daddy/mommy

lucky me i dont have a pet

my last dog died 4 years ago

not even, 6 years ago

[reef scarab]

oh-

shi

sorry bro

[neon lotus]

dw

[mossy saddle]

whiskas daddy

[devout bobcat]

It’s made of 100% eco friendly recycled cotton

[tiny ember]

unreal

[reef scarab]

@tiny ember

1v1 for fun?

[devout bobcat]

I should put impulse gloves to this plush

[tiny ember]

Am shat

[reef scarab]

Do you get paid by so2 O_o

[reef scarab]

Im worse

[tiny ember]

1v1 zhorm

he true nab

[devout bobcat]

Information is disclosed

[reef scarab]

He prolly in school

[tiny ember]

Im worse than a newborn homo sapien

[reef scarab]

U in school?

[devout bobcat]

Wth is a school

[reef scarab]

Oh right

Youre a standoff 2 employee

Mb🤞

[tiny ember]

helpless

[devout bobcat]

Helpest

[reef scarab]

@tiny ember cmon

1v1 for fun

[tiny ember]

🦊

[devout bobcat]

Amber

[reef scarab]

Hop on

[tiny ember]

34431334

[reef scarab]

@devout bobcat Spectate?

[reef scarab]

Damnn nc id

[devout bobcat]

Mods, swat his house for ddosing

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

[tiny ember]

thats not mine

[reef scarab]

Thats zhxrm

😔💔

[tiny ember]

immaculate 46°c phone temp

[modest tiger]

does

anyone know where to buy golds for cheaper

[tiny ember]

@reef scarab you owe me 4min of break time

[modest tiger]

??

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat is a witness

[devout bobcat]

If you’re from CIS countries, you can head to https://store.standoff2.com/ru-RU

[reef scarab]

@tiny ember

Alr

Im back

My wife almost broke my ribs

[tiny ember]

my break time ended cuh

[reef scarab]

Are you in school?😭😭

[tiny ember]

I was hoping she does

Work

[reef scarab]

Damn

😔

[reef scarab]

Alr alr

Work well brother

[tiny ember]

Im not well

[reef scarab]

Work sad then ig idk😭

[tiny ember]

Im going to put everyone on my oven then burn them on 10°C

[heavy nova]

A guy just moved before the match started in duel

And bombed me

[devout bobcat]

I can’t even survive 20°C

[tiny ember]

You are not Kelantanese

mod , prison him

[devout bobcat]

I’m fatless

Fake mod in disguise

[tiny ember]

mod , apk

[proud hollow]

Add agents skins

[wanton mica]

i got muted lmao

[wanton mica]

that much?

holy

i do NOT wanna play in élite 😂✌🏻

[sullen drum]

good, thanks. what about you?

[proud hollow]

How Can i play private matches ?

[noble dagger]

[ashen forge]

Guys who can carry me

[severe epoch]

Hi guys, can someone tellme what are the active codes rn?

[chilly ice]

I'm doing amazing too, hey since we're the same rank why dont we play together?

Gotta warn u tho I'm the God of aim (sarcastic)

[sullen drum]

sure and why not?? that’d be cool. We can play together.

[opaque root]

[blissful laurel]

👋

👁️ 👄 👁️

[mental oxide]

from what time the rank bot work?

[tame pumice]

[slim galleon]

Wsp yall

[wanton mica]

wsg

[wanton mica]

no idea

[shy carbon]

.

[neon lotus]

hi

[tame dove]

What knife should I get with 1k gold?

[faint wraith]

Any indians??(malayali?

[undone holly]

Maybe dual dagger or stiletto

[scarlet condor]

Just wait for the season ends then bought fang

[undone holly]

True

[tame dove]

I have fang aureate already

[scarlet condor]

Nc

[undone holly]

If u want now just buy dual dagger or stiletto or sm

@tame dove

[tame dove]

Ok

[scarlet condor]

Can anyone tell me how to change my rank

[undone holly]

@tame dove

Dm

[narrow folio]

@tame dove dm

[little drum]

@rich crow hoi

[opaque root]

[dense thistle]

Nub

[chilly ice]

Bro typed at 11:49 deleted typing and then sent at 11:56

[sullen drum]

😭

[opaque root]

[rotund osprey]

[wanton mica]

i love tanto, or stilleto

[timid dome]

Pls

[jaunty stream]

Hello

[timid dome]

My name is O_O 15 cold

Pls

[jaunty stream]

What to buy first time dual daggers hormony or m9 bayonet dragon glass?

[timid dome]

👏 🫸 🫷

[split summit]

Does anyone play Free Fire? lol

[timid dome]

Pls

Cold

[wanton mica]

bro stop it

[wanton mica]

dg 100%

[timid dome]

Pls

[undone holly]

@jaunty stream

U sure u got the gold to buy m9 bayonet dg

It's like 50k g

[wanton mica]

it is 50k yea

[jaunty stream]

That's what I thought too.

[undone holly]

U sure u got 50k

[jaunty stream]

That's what I was thinking, but I was undecided, that's why I asked you. I don't have any gold at the moment, but I'm going to start making my 500k inventory.

[undone holly]

Oh

[hexed igloo]

he is

[stray violet]

Rest in peace my zani he got hit by a bazooka

💔

[jaunty stream]

Money is not a problem for me. 😂😂

[wanton mica]

goodness gracious

[wanton mica]

then buy me a trausure Hunter ✌🏻

[solar geyser]

yo buy me some food gng😭✌️

[chilly ice]

Yee imma go play rank now

[jaunty stream]

Why

[chilly ice]

Half the times my team has less members than the opp

[jaunty stream]

For ? 😂

[solar geyser]

bro i just realised that the elo in so2 is kinda similar to cs2 faceit elo cuz anyone can get to 2.1k but like aim gods can get to 3k

[chilly ice]

Why does this even happen

[jaunty stream]

They gave it to you.

[solar geyser]

who

[jaunty stream]

You have the picture of my inventory on the media.

[solar geyser]

insane inv

u like the free deafult skins?

[jaunty stream]

Hehe This is just the beginning.

[solar geyser]

ah but u said u gonna build a half a mil inv

[wanton mica]

too much gold lol

[jaunty stream]

I don't like skins on weapons, I just like knives and gloves, it's a plus, I like to be different from the rest

[wanton mica]

idk if money is not a problem to you

[jaunty stream]

I'm not, don't worry, I've invested 3k euros so far and I'm going to put in even more.

The inventory alone is worth 3k euros but my entire account is worth 7k euros

[wanton mica]

my god bro

only valuable i had was a present and they stole my gmail

😔

[jaunty stream]

I had it too, yes I lost my account

[jaunty stream]

At least you have gift box winter tale

[wanton mica]

i had it

they stole my account

[jaunty stream]

Gift box winter tale ?

[wanton mica]

yes the one that gave the karambit gold

[solar geyser]

oooooh

unlucky

[jaunty stream]

Well gift box winter tale It doesn't have karambit gold, just sting mimicry

[opaque root]

[elfin solstice]

NoMac

[timber wharf]

WTS ACCOUNT

[quiet cypress]

Chat is there any place where I can buy gold for cheaper

[wanton mica]

i had the karambit gold one

😔

[devout bobcat]

If you’re from CIS countries, you can head to https://store.standoff2.com/ru-RU

[jaunty stream]

It's a shame you lost him.

[quiet cypress]

Nah I'm not

[wanton mica]

yeah sad

[wanton mica]

if im from Eu west can i buy there?

[devout bobcat]

If your country was part of the Soviet back in the days, then yes

But EU West? That’s like Portugal and Spain

So nah

[wanton mica]

yup

[wanton mica]

sucks to be me

[opaque root]

[pseudo current]

BRAZIUU

[earnest yarrow]

guys which one? karambit scratch or mantis poison + glove ravage?

[pseudo current]

Theese people man Like

Like before you put in money into the game

don’t you have any purpose to buy sm ?

[earnest yarrow]

bro

which one

[pseudo current]

I would say mantis

More animations hard to get bored of it

As a guy who has each knife

[earnest yarrow]

i had a bayonet last time but im starting to get rlly bored with it

m9 dark shiver

[wanton mica]

nope SPAINN

[tiny ember]

[final citrus]

[true robin]

h,

[devout bobcat]

Mantis is made of paper

[earnest yarrow]

idk which one do u think? (i sent it to the visual channel)

[final citrus]

so it paper cuts you do death

[undone holly]

Lmao

[tiny ember]

[gentle jasper]

Guys is that r/standoff2game is official?

[final citrus]

why no sticker on knife

[gentle jasper]

Coz there are no FPS games where you can do that

[final citrus]

lies

[tiny ember]

r/standoff2gamehitgame2017best

[tiny ember]

[gentle jasper]

This one doesn't exist

[narrow folio]

Finally got the p90 bundle 😻

[tiny ember]

[narrow folio]

[tiny ember]

I wish it does

[tiny ember]

proof

[still remnant]

Hi

Guyz

[tiny ember]

[still remnant]

and ofc im being ignored

._.

[cinder elm]

[tiny ember]

rip rog phones 2018-2026

[abstract turtle]

The newest one will last for 5 years easily

[wanton mica]

no idea of that brand

[tiny ember]

wym they have decent design timeline

unlike redmagic which just same rgb every year

[remote heron]

[tiny ember]

Well got myself a collector phone

[abstract turtle]

Awaiting my Redmagic astra

25 days

[tiny ember]

Official web?

[final citrus]

idk how you play duel

played 8 games

and already hate it

i swear if i get gold rank am bug out

[abstract turtle]

Yeah

[tiny ember]

teach me to the elite

[abstract turtle]

Ez

[final citrus]

i teach you to get to bronze

[final citrus]

i been in uque for the last 10 mintues

it awful

[abstract turtle]

4 accounts with elite

[tiny ember]

Is there no authorized online store in ur county?

[final citrus]

i hate it

i want ot jump off a window

[tiny ember]

bet

[abstract turtle]

Not really

The thing I realised that if i do order a phone internationally it won’t support my cellular networks as the phone needs to approved by the country (basically have to pay 40% of the price of the device to the government)

[tiny ember]

uh

[tiny ember]

why would they need that

that's the first time i heard about it

[abstract turtle]

They need to “approve the device”

[tiny ember]

Like in my country, if i bought a imported phone like Sharp & Sony phones , it can still work here

the internet

[wanton mica]

still no idea

[tiny ember]

Are u in EU

[abstract turtle]

🇵🇰
(Imported items have insane taxes)

[tiny ember]

dam

[abstract turtle]

Iphones can cost like 30% more than the original prices due to the approvable of network connectivity

[neon lotus]

ship it to closest location in india on india/pakistan border and go there

[tiny ember]

Btw there's alot of complain regarding the Astra case. It can break easily if u try to remove it by the edge corner

[neon lotus]

[abstract turtle]

I will try to keep it as safe as possible

I dont even know if ill find a case for it

[tiny ember]

And they said the quality is quite bad. Some of them end up buying a third party one.

The only thing that stop me buying redmagic is no Background Mode

[neon lotus]

buy an ipad easy

[tiny ember]

ipad cant even keep 2 apps dawg

let alone multitasking

[abstract turtle]

Insanely expensive as I mentioned

[wanton mica]

yup

spain

[wanton mica]

facts

[tiny ember]

not u

[wanton mica]

thats why Im android

[wanton mica]

i feel an extreme ampunt of shame rn

[tiny ember]

let me clean it for u

[wanton mica]

ty

[abstract turtle]

I also know the tablet doesn’t come with charging brick so will a 100 watt charger work?

[tiny ember]

that would be 60$

[tiny ember]

Check the tablet charging protocol specs

[abstract turtle]

Because its official charger is 80 watts only

[tiny ember]

if it has atleast pd or pps , it should do.

My phone has almost all universal charging protocols

[neon lotus]

yup it cant multitask

[abstract turtle]

Alright gonna see

[tiny ember]

nice changer

[neon lotus]

nice multitask changer

[tiny ember]

but can it do

[earnest yarrow]

should i open winter box?

[tiny ember]

this
shows calculator

[neon lotus]

yes bro you'll get mallar

mallard

[tiny ember]

mallar

[neon lotus]

yes mallar

[earnest yarrow]

i was thinking so too

mallar

[tiny ember]

yes mallar

[final citrus]

@abstract turtle i got champ on calibration

am take it to elite

[tiny ember]

teach me the way

[final citrus]

90% win rate bruh

[final citrus]

me

is

luck

best skill in game

[tiny ember]

[final citrus]

learn the ways of luck

[tiny ember]

@novel acorn is this true

[final citrus]

oh i frogot to change my name

[tiny ember]

champ mistake

[novel acorn]

no he nab

[tiny ember]

@final citrus some*

[final citrus]

oh y ea am get my alt master role let gooo

[rich crow]

uh huh

[final citrus]

5 mmr till master man whyyy

[pulsar basin]

Anyone gold on comp?

[rich crow]

Did ya make it?

[warped plume]

Should Axlebolt add stattrack on knifes ?

[novel acorn]

@abstract turtle 🙂

[weary vale]

why tf

[warped plume]

U don t answer to an question with a question

[novel acorn]

i know samone that would love it if they did

[weary vale]

true that

[final citrus]

yes

i wont 8:1

on my game to master

[rich crow]

Holy

Teach me the ways again master

[final citrus]

bascily

buy the vip pas in the standoff store

that give 100% win rate

[rich crow]

vip pass?

[final citrus]

am jk 😭

idk was luck i guess

[rich crow]

damn bruh

[noble dagger]

[final citrus]

nab

[rich crow]

Buy battle pass it gives you easier enemies

[rich crow]

Wooow

[final citrus]

yes

[rich crow]

I need money then

U making fun of my gold?

Dont make my cortisol high

I dont like the talk

why u making fun of his masters while ur elite

Dosent make sense

no u arent

unless ur on everysingle legend rank on comp, allies and duel

Then u will be true legend

[fringe bough]

and im triple legend😎

[rich crow]

its not

Rule 3

[final citrus]

taking it to elite shhhh

alsmot lsot to a ranger

you

hmmmm

ok

@abstract turtle nab

Alexgd2 is lower rank

Expect in duel we don't talk about that

[flint barn]

Dj is here

Hello bmw

[final citrus]

It's so higher rank is harder to get

In bronze you can get plus 120

In 1 win

[rich crow]

you need carry

[final citrus]

It's duel who you carrying

[tiny ember]

aelxgd1

[final citrus]

Something aint right here

[tiny ember]

smeothing aint rihgt heer

[final citrus]

🤓

[rich crow]

is it illegal to sell my account but i will donate the money to charity

[tiny ember]

no

[final citrus]

Mods ban him

[tiny ember]

technically its still ur money cause u spend on it

[wanton mica]

real

its forbidden

[final citrus]

You can't sell accounts

[tiny ember]

[valid dawn]

||(in this server)||

[scenic crown]

How much gold u need to be considered rich?

I believe thats 1%

[tough meadow]

smh guts pfp and scamming people

[rich crow]

meow

[final citrus]

I just send a image in a different server saying meow means let me hit and how you saying it 😭

[rich crow]

hit me

[final citrus]

[radiant geode]

Wsg

[summer mist]

Yo everyone

Is someone without the clan?

[undone holly]

Ye

[modest crescent]

ye

[abstract turtle]

We will see in 25 days

[rich crow]

whats gonna happen

[modest crescent]

any gold4+ looking to play?

[abstract turtle]

What’s wrong with you

[abstract turtle]

165hz tablet arrives

[rich crow]

cool

[abstract turtle]

Also im pretty much cooked

[tiny ember]

[final citrus]

You gonna have even bigger fps advantage no fair :<

[tiny ember]

165hz not gon help when im already crippled with 185hz

had to clean the server

[summer mist]

Hi guys

What are you doing

[abstract turtle]

What do you mean, i dont compare myself to you

Was tryna clipfarm last night but my phone kind of crashed

Recording lost

[summer mist]

Why u deleted hah

[heavy nova]

What's a skin changer

[tiny ember]

sound changer

[rich crow]

[tiny ember]

[heavy nova]

I'm pepe

[rich crow]

you take another humans skin and put it on yourself

[abstract turtle]

That is a logical explanation

[heavy nova]

Just another day for me

[rich crow]

same

[heavy nova]

[tiny ember]

[summer mist]

Who wanna join team and play in tournaments with huge prizepool?

[rich crow]

literally everyone does

[summer mist]

I don’t, I only participate 🙂

[hexed igloo]

there are plenty community made tournaments, what are you babbling about

[summer mist]

Yeah

[summer mist]

So someone? Huge really means good numbers

[undone holly]

@summer mist dm

[tough meadow]

[heavy nova]

As a skin changer, i am sorry to say but i am gonna skin u and take the skin for me

[wanton mica]

LMAO

[valid atlas]

Yo who can comp with me

[rich crow]

dont take mine

[valid atlas]

Singapore

[rich crow]

i need it for a purpouse

[high jewel]

Any silver players online?

[rich crow]

can we nuke people that dodges games

ive been trying to play a single allies game for 15 minutes now

[scenic crown]

@hexed igloo what is your inv worth

[heavy nova]

Dw

[wise stream]

[rich crow]

2 half chewed gums

[abstract turtle]

The grind for legend in duel will start from today

Kindly if you wish to preserve your mmr in duel
Do not queue during 10-11pm gmt 5+
(Singapore)

[hexed igloo]

idk

[undone holly]

@abstract turtle

What region u play on

[abstract turtle]

Singapore

[rich crow]

thanks for the info

ill be there.

[valid atlas]

Yos

Anyone comp?

[heavy nova]

Computer science

[rich crow]

yes

[tough meadow]

[radiant holly]

can someone look at #📸│photos please and tell me what's going on

[tough meadow]

they're scammers. Block and ignore

[radiant holly]

the account has 0 everything i checked, no playtime no kills no nothing

[tough meadow]

the game literally gives you a warning that axlebolt will never dm you in-game before opening dms from a non-friend account

[radiant holly]

oh alright then, thank you

cause that's weird

[left bison]

comp?

1500

[lament root]

Why is it lagging

[idle charm]

comp? 1700+

[lament root]

Are the servers lagging for y'all?

[nocturne furnace]

Yep

[lament root]

Ffs

Almost lost my duel match

[tough meadow]

[rich crow]

it had issues yesterday

[lean smelt]

Hi, so wants today to play competitive im gold 3

at competitive

and champion at allies buti dont want to play

[blissful laurel]

[split plover]

The stand off will have a remake?

[rich crow]

🤓

[quartz forge]

They are slow

[tough meadow]

yes. More info here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/12974375-hottest-questions-from-the-standoff-2-community-everything-we-discussed-on-stream

[split plover]

This is the game link?

[tough meadow]

it's an article about the devs talking about the remaster

[rich crow]

i hope they make it so our damage registers after we die

[narrow folio]

lmaoo

[foggy drift]

Hlo

[dense thistle]

Nubs

[tough meadow]

[whole dawn]

Hey guys it's possible to craft AKR sketch? Beacuse I tried like 7/8 times with no result

[hexed igloo]

yes

[lusty adder]

Hello

[hexed igloo]

you need at least 1 valor

[whole dawn]

Ok thanks

[undone holly]

@whole dawn

Are u doing crafts

?

[normal scaffold]

Hmmm

[undone holly]

Bro wsp

@normal scaffold

Wanna do some comp

[tough meadow]

[devout bobcat]

Aw hell naw

There was a game with that mechanic and it flopped hard

[rich crow]

because it made the game harder and people ragequit

[devout bobcat]

Even CS doesn’t do that

[final citrus]

[valid dawn]

[noble dagger]

[tough meadow]

[final citrus]

nab

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

would you rather be tall but ugly or short but good looking

[tough meadow]

I'm already short so it's an easy choice

tall but ugly

[devout bobcat]

We fixed the hacked accounts problem

[rich crow]

give him a raise

[devout bobcat]

I told ax to blacklist @ everyone

[tough meadow]

yep. I wonder if they'll adapt

[devout bobcat]

Hopefully it can temporarily block them for a while

[rich crow]

kokodak popodak bobodak

[devout bobcat]

I think I’m gonna unsub my nitro

[warped plume]

quack

[rich crow]

sei kelles

[tough meadow]

[abstract turtle]

Grief

[devout bobcat]

[visual night]

Bruh where can i make a tiket for a hacker

??

[undone holly]

@silk moth

[devout bobcat]

Changba he’s yours

[cosmic brook]

Trade good pets on grow a garden for standoff 2 gold

[rich crow]

@rich crow too many emojis.

[devout bobcat]

Changba not responding

[devout bobcat]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[mossy saddle]

@rich crow too many emojis.

[rich crow]

netherlands server is cooked today

350 ping

[visual night]

I make a tiket

[devout bobcat]

[abstract turtle]

Its always cooked

[devout bobcat]

And I’m the eater

[rich crow]

it takes a solid second to kill the guy

[devout bobcat]

Nice 999+ ping

[radiant geode]

What skin should i buy but profitable

Got 50 gold

[narrow folio]

dont buy a skin then

buy a case when the season ends
???
Profit

[radiant geode]

I do have crates

[narrow folio]

crates are shit

[radiant geode]

Dyansty winter valor

[narrow folio]

cases are the real stuff

[radiant geode]

Isnt cases expensive

[narrow folio]

you said you got 50G

[radiant geode]

Ye

[narrow folio]

Fitty Gs

[rich crow]

[narrow folio]

you can still buy one case for 50 easily

even less if you buy at the right time

I bought 3 gambit cases for 28G each

[rich crow]

:robloxdance: :robloxdance: :robloxdance: :robloxdance:

[narrow folio]

99 each right now

[radiant geode]

Ohh right when the season ends

[narrow folio]

yessir

[radiant geode]

How many days should i wait

So the case price goes up

[narrow folio]

months

don't rush

[devout bobcat]

Mods, send him to hejt

[narrow folio]

send him to

seychelles

[radiant geode]

Yooooo the cheapest crate is 18gold i have 25

[devout bobcat]

Sei kelles

🇸🇨

[rich crow]

sei kelles

[radiant geode]

SO DO I GET 450golds

[blissful mauve]

[rich crow]

you get 0 i stoole em all

[narrow folio]

should've met me in 2021

[radiant geode]

Haha

[narrow folio]

(flex1)(flex2)

[blissful mauve]

U was in the 63rd?

[narrow folio]

what

[tough meadow]

what

[blissful mauve]

Ball knowledge

[radiant geode]

Bro When i first played this game i never understood skins I just played with my brother

[blissful mauve]

RIP brother

[rich crow]

i had 5 karambit golds

[radiant geode]

You sold them ?

[narrow folio]

I had AWM V3

[radiant geode]

Lost the acc?

[rich crow]

gave them away for 0.03

[narrow folio]

ye

[radiant geode]

I know you guys are burning

[narrow folio]

burning?

[blissful mauve]

Burning ?

Only gas

From behind

If you know what I mean

[rich crow]

h

[radiant geode]

No like burning from anger

I mean if I had v3 i couldve sold it

[narrow folio]

nah I'm chill

bruh dead internet smh

[blissful mauve]

Gg

[radiant geode]

Are u rich in standoff currently?

[blissful mauve]

Life is more than skins

[rich crow]

i have 3 skins

[radiant geode]

True but nowadays money is everything

[blissful mauve]

Damn. ( I have 725 items in main account)

[narrow folio]

not as rich I got like atleast 1500G worth boxes/cases

[rich crow]

oh we're talking about game?

[blissful mauve]

Oh

I got 2

Skins

[radiant geode]

Same guy that said life is more important 🤣

[blissful mauve]

...

[radiant geode]

Still rich dude

Do you have any knife combo?

[blissful mauve]

It is tho... I could have still the M9 blue blood but I sold it for 1000 gold

[narrow folio]

my biggest flex is getting the ak necro with 4 infernal machine stickers for only 40G

(flex1)(flex2)

[radiant geode]

Still got it?

[narrow folio]

yessir

it's like 400 now

[radiant geode]

Jealous rn

[narrow folio]

brah

[blissful mauve]

I sold my white carbon 4 stickers last week

🙁

It was a 500% profit tho

[radiant geode]

When the season end should I wait for my crates or should i sell it immediately

[blissful mauve]

Bought for like 40 gold sold it for 220 gold

[radiant geode]

Duude why

[blissful mauve]

Hmmm

You should def wait

[radiant geode]

Yo barabara

Whos the guy from ur profile u told me earlier that it was a footballer?

[blissful mauve]

yes zelta947

[blissful mauve]

Yes

In the moment is bench player for Leipzig

[radiant geode]

Oh conrod?

[blissful mauve]

Conrad

Yes

[devout bobcat]

The day god damn fishes started walking on the land is the day we started paying taxes

[blissful mauve]

Brother

You know we can talk to fishes

Right

[devout bobcat]

I should go back in time and prevent the evolution from happening

[blissful mauve]

At least here in Portugal we talk to fish

And they reply

They really talk

[tough meadow]

👋

[devout bobcat]

You left 1 minute early

[blissful mauve]

👋🏻

[devout bobcat]

Ax, slash his paycheque by 0.03%

[rich crow]

nabs

[tough meadow]

the one time I'm 1 minute too early, you notice.

[blissful mauve]

Pre 3 hour mute

[tough meadow]

my grandma's calling me to massage her so I'm tryna be quick

[devout bobcat]

What hiding under the blanket does to orange guy:

[rich crow]

34431334

[devout bobcat]

Nice public execution code

[rich crow]

1759 master nab

[devout bobcat]

I refuse to play with anyone else

Huey nab

[rich crow]

[radiant geode]

Brrrr

[radiant geode]

How much was the nitro

[devout bobcat]

#📸│photos message what should I do when this happened

[rich crow]

free

[radiant geode]

Yeah right

[devout bobcat]

$7.36

[rich crow]

im a e kitten they gift me nitro

[radiant geode]

Do u work for so2

How much do u earn

[devout bobcat]

Not directly

Undisclosed

[heavy nova]

I'm such a choker

[rich crow]

[heavy nova]

[devout bobcat]

[heavy nova]

[rich crow]

i absoulutely LOVE seeing a 80 hour enemy w,th 85 hs rate

[neat bobcat]

@devout bobcat ohh right mbmb

skull im stupid soz

[devout bobcat]

[neat bobcat]

gl on yr exams btw <33

u got this frfr

[devout bobcat]

I refused to study

[neat bobcat]

i swear

flash cards

are amazing

[devout bobcat]

Cuz only nabs study

[neat bobcat]

when yr lazy and dont feel like studying

[devout bobcat]

Real npo use common sense

[neat bobcat]

do flash cards

[devout bobcat]

[neat bobcat]

😭

what subject

[devout bobcat]

Entrepreneurship

[rich crow]

next andrew tate

[devout bobcat]

What color is your helmet

[rich crow]

deagle no armor

[devout bobcat]

Accidentally exposed his discord profile

[echo ginkgo]

servers are down?

[empty onyx]

❌

[rich crow]

[empty onyx]

[devout bobcat]

Apple’s OS 26.2 is a buggy mess

[rich crow]

android 11 is the best os

[devout bobcat]

My phone and mac kept crashing every week

[tame pumice]

Morning

[empty onyx]

?

[devout bobcat]

Time to switch to Linux

[tame pumice]

How’s everyone day going????

[rich crow]

i use arch btw

[tame pumice]

💀

[rich crow]

dude got evaporated

[tame pumice]

Sometimes i feel like im talking to myself

[devout bobcat]

I ate him

Tasted like iron

[latent echo]

@open river yo

[rich crow]

[latent echo]

Chill

[devout bobcat]

I might evaporate you as well

[latent echo]

Me?

[rich crow]

you would never

[latent echo]

[devout bobcat]

Mods, send him to seychelles

[rich crow]

mods send me to g80 home

[devout bobcat]

Do not bring his house down

[rich crow]

i love standart viewmodel

[latent echo]

M1axxl what rano

Rank

[rich crow]

elite all

[latent echo]

Just curious

[heavy nova]

Bruh i wanna purchase and it keeps loading on processing purchase
I can't even cancel it

What even is being processed

[rich crow]

give the card info ill buy it for you

[latent echo]

You

[latent echo]

Hmmm fake or fake

[heavy nova]

[devout bobcat]

Your certificate of employment

[rich crow]

he might see 100 3k gold purchases on the spending history

[latent echo]

Silence his legit tho i remmember he bought me 3000 gold tommorow

[heavy nova]

Finally a job

[rich crow]

wow

chill on those words pls

[blissful laurel]

[heavy nova]

Job job job

[latent echo]

Who chooses the helpers🫸🏻🫷🏻

[blissful laurel]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[rich crow]

i warned you

careful i might nuke your home

[blissful laurel]

M1a 🙃

[devout bobcat]

Fate

Can’t argue with dat

[heavy nova]

Jobless don't have nukes

[latent echo]

Btw zhxrm job apli is not that hard

[devout bobcat]

I worked for a year and half and then quit

[latent echo]

Holy cap

[rich crow]

i gambled my food money

[heavy nova]

Oh shit

[devout bobcat]

Cuz diploma is crap. I’m going for degree next

[latent echo]

Bro has never worked a day in his life besides discord

[devout bobcat]

I was a intern for 6 months at a printing company, then I continued working there for a year before being forced to resume studying

[heavy nova]

Was he a paid discord mod

[devout bobcat]

I don’t think I can find that many cracks in my degree intern in 4 years

[rich crow]

brokie

[devout bobcat]

My diploma was full of “inside job” to get high mark

In other words, I cheated my way up

[heavy nova]

Expert in the matters of inside i see

[devout bobcat]

Survival of the fittest

[latent echo]

You diploma was from inviting people to so2 discord server

[rich crow]

ew discord mod

i moderated 3 servers in 2022

[devout bobcat]

Ew man with fedora hat

[latent echo]

Not a flex btw

[rich crow]

cat ears too

[rich crow]

i never log off

[undone holly]

Do yall have eggos?

[devout bobcat]

My lecturer looked like reddit mod

[heavy nova]

ooooooooo

[heavy nova]

[latent echo]

@open river unblock me I want to talk🫸🏻🫷🏻

[heavy nova]

Like this

[undone holly]

What happend

[latent echo]

I dont remember

[undone holly]

Lol

[latent echo]

I cameback yesterday from quitong

[rich crow]

my whole lobby is turkish yet all 4 of them speak english

[heavy nova]

Shame

[undone holly]

Yo

[latent echo]

You join a rank up game and team8s say bonjour

[devout bobcat]

Their nationalism is gone

Hooray

🦕

[pallid bone]

Hello

[devout bobcat]

I never been a fan of being patriotic to a country that doesn’t even know you exist

[rich crow]

cant relate all of them speak russian for me

[undone holly]

Hi

[pallid bone]

Hi