💬│english-chat

[reef scarab]

😳

[terse lance]

Thank you

[reef scarab]

Yes

[terse lance]

Oh shi

[neon orbit]

When and what tournament

[reef scarab]

Im sorry

[final citrus]

[neon orbit]

When

[reef scarab]

Bruh i got a warn

[shy cypress]

hewo

[reef scarab]

💔

“Inappropriate behavior”

[shy cypress]

🥀

whtd ya do

[reef scarab]

Say this

[rich crow]

Damn my life would be over if i got banned from this server

[reef scarab]

Ive gotten banned thrice

Ive gotten perma ban from c-ops server

[rich crow]

What did you say

[final citrus]

bro what you doing 😭

[rich crow]

I got banned twice tbf

Both 7 days

[reef scarab]

Idk man they r@c1st😔💔🤞

[reef scarab]

Ayyy us moment

[final citrus]

lollll

[tiny ember]

i got bread

[final citrus]

i dotn get banned for saying words because i always miss spell them

[tiny ember]

don't*

[reef scarab]

Damn you rich

I gotta steal bread to live

[tiny ember]

the helper weakness is bread

[reef scarab]

Liar😔💔

[reef scarab]

💀💀💀

[rich crow]

I hope i dont accidentally says something that offends the helpers here

[reef scarab]

@devout bobcat Noob

[tiny ember]

I feed zhorm 1/² times per 0.⅚ day

[mossy saddle]

🥀

[reef scarab]

Stroke inducing statement

[tiny ember]

[rich crow]

Feed me

[tiny ember]

60$

[reef scarab]

😳😏😏

[rich crow]

I prefer euros

[tiny ember]

600£

[reef scarab]

Hb a lil uneducated

[tiny ember]

i realized this isn't my main account

[reef scarab]

I see

Go take a nap

[devout bobcat]

I’m always watching the chat

[rich crow]

Why do you have more than 1 account on discord

[reef scarab]

Noob

[devout bobcat]

[tiny ember]

@rich crow my main.

[reef scarab]

Are you an obese white american perchance?

[tiny ember]

Im literally u

[devout bobcat]

[reef scarab]

Oh😔

[tiny ember]

zhorm is our biological father

[reef scarab]

Is he?

[rich crow]

Season 10 master cant be my father

[tiny ember]

[rich crow]

[mossy saddle]

he's your grandfather

[woven quail]

Eh

[tiny ember]

@mossy saddle pls be respectful

[reef scarab]

@devout bobcat

Father

Provide me with 1000 gold

[rich crow]

My grandfather was elite ops

[devout bobcat]

Ask your mother

[woven quail]

Why am i blacklisted in the bot

[reef scarab]

C OPS REFERENCE

[tiny ember]

He wants 50p

[reef scarab]

LESGOOO

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle

[rich crow]

Womp womp

[woven quail]

😭

[devout bobcat]

Your DM is closed

[mossy saddle]

bruh

[woven quail]

Wdym

🤔

[tiny ember]

helpless zhorm

[devout bobcat]

can you DM it?

[woven quail]

Yeah when i want to open ticket for roles

It says im blacklisted

[devout bobcat]

I make assumption first, investigate later

[rich crow]

Imagine closing your dms you are not a celebrity

[woven quail]

I want to get legend roles dawg

[woven quail]

Noone did bro

[mossy saddle]

ask me first

[tiny ember]

So helpless he wont be a community either

[woven quail]

Oh

[rich crow]

Delete the server

[woven quail]

What's ur mmr then

🤔

Mr pro

[devout bobcat]

You did something that was a violation of our rules probably

[rich crow]

25k premier

[mossy saddle]

3200 comp 2500 allies

[woven quail]

I guess

[woven quail]

Bot

[chilly silo]

[mossy saddle]

whatever

[woven quail]

Too low

Im 2700 comp 3900 allies

3200 duel

🤙

[devout bobcat]

I love a pointless 1v1 going on in this chat

[mossy saddle]

proof

rn

[woven quail]

0men ctag

[mossy saddle]

or nab

[tiny ember]

Simply use r/Standoff2game instead

[mossy saddle]

nah, just send ss on your profile

[woven quail]

Lmao

[mossy saddle]

bot

[woven quail]

Wait

[rich crow]

Ew reddit

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[mossy saddle]

ew discord

[rich crow]

Im not a real human being

[dense thistle]

My laptop a beast i didn't even know it

[mossy saddle]

LOL

[rich crow]

Rawr

[dense thistle]

#📸│photos

[rich crow]

Try that in a tdm

[devout bobcat]

[woven quail]

I can't fake it bro😭@mossy saddle

[mossy saddle]

gl next time

[woven quail]

Ty

Im 3 k fr

But not 3700

[rich crow]

Ohhhh

Im master stuck

[woven quail]

Im more of a scrims tours player

Idc abt rank tbh

I can reach 3 k all modes

But yeah

Boring

Faceit is good rn

[mossy saddle]

Yes, I love the awards from there

[woven quail]

Eu faceit not ru

Russian faceit is bad

[mossy saddle]

bruh

[hearty sluice]

Green gloves for mantis poison?

[woven quail]

Because hear me out

[mossy saddle]

Mortal veil

[woven quail]

I went russian faceit

3 matches

79 kills

3 loses

How

[mossy saddle]

N1 reason why i play with teammates

[noble dagger]

[woven quail]

Yeah playing w randoms is headache

[devout bobcat]

10 months left before GTA 6

[noble dagger]

[dense thistle]

@noble dagger

[rich crow]

I hope they delay it again

[final citrus]

Nab

[mossy saddle]

open your inventory in site and press on the skin that you unlocked

[violet elm]

So it's the withdrawal method ?

[mossy saddle]

ye

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[violet elm]

How long it take ?

[mossy saddle]

idk

[violet elm]

Np thx

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[steady cape]

k

role ??

[opaque root]

[devout bobcat]

[clear flame]

Avengers doomsday

Gta will be delayed

[icy cradle]

Guys anyone help me?

I want gold

I'm poor

😁
🙏

I Know

Guys who want help mee

😥😥

[wise mountain]

I texted you in private.

[undone holly]

Who are u

[wise mountain]

No one

[undone holly]

Okay

[icy cradle]

Who want help me

[wise mountain]

I'll give you.

[icy cradle]

I'm new

[undone holly]

@devout bobcat

[icy cradle]

I need try turtorial

[sand fern]

Can the Christmas box be sold?

[undone holly]

Ye

[icy cradle]

Really?

[undone holly]

@icy cradle no begging

[wise mountain]

yes

[icy cradle]

Okey sorry

[sand fern]

Price?
Or we don't know yet

[undone holly]

We don't know yet

After season end

[wise mountain]

@icy cradle you will give me the pictures in private with the gun and pattern

[sand fern]

Did you open it?

[undone holly]

Ye:<

I regret it

[icy cradle]

Ok

Wait

[sand fern]

What did you get (ik not a case)

[undone holly]

Fable

[undone holly]

How much g u got?

@wise mountain how much gold u got

Js wondering

[sand fern]

:((
I think I am gonna keep it, atleast to see how much would cost

[wise mountain]

From whom should I receive?

[undone holly]

Aight btw how much g u got

[undone holly]

How much gold u got

[sand fern]

Almost 15 g
I start playing again this month

[undone holly]

Kk

[undone holly]

I think the box is gonna be alot

[red idol]

Yo

My main dead

[abstract turtle]

Back

[hollow barn]

👍

[wise mountain]

@undone holly I don't know what you mean.

[dense thistle]

@quaint kayak @quaint kayak

@mossy saddle @mossy saddle

[undone holly]

Like how much gold u have

[wise mountain]

1k gold

why

[undone holly]

Oh that's alot

[normal scaffold]

@soft copper Haha nubbie

[undone holly]

Yo

Wanna play comp

@normal scaffold

[normal scaffold]

Naur imma play mc with a friend

[undone holly]

Oh kk

[soft copper]

What

[normal scaffold]

nubbie

[soft copper]

Whos tis random ahh monkie

[normal scaffold]

@sterile hamlet @knotty pivot dream team ahh

[soft copper]

Wanna see

That thing

I said

[normal scaffold]

wym ?

[soft copper]

The thing in dm

[normal scaffold]

u mean the n word ?

u gon get fried

[knotty pivot]

[normal scaffold]

if u dont know who s that

thats ur fer

fear

[knotty pivot]

...what 😭

[normal scaffold]

thas faust

we played sum games

[knotty pivot]

Yeaaa I know)))

[knotty pivot]

Fr?

[vernal pasture]

do you all think necromancer akr will drop soon?

[normal scaffold]

@knotty pivot Want comp ?

[knotty pivot]

I'm in school rn so later

[dense thistle]

Monkeys

[normal scaffold]

Nubbie

Im skippin schul

[heavy nova]

Only getting 0.5 g for deagle violet flame
Why is it tagged rare then

[noble epoch]

I want girl

[gaunt harness]

Where could I submit a report?

[rare pivot]

Someone wna play allies rn?

[balmy thunder]

If u have good inventory Dm me

dm me

[abstract turtle]

🧐

It’s been like a month since I haven’t bought anything

Since I know it will drop

[knotty pivot]

[tiny ember]

[normal scaffold]

[wraith topaz]

Anybody allies?

[final citrus]

[wraith topaz]

I need to recover my rank

[abstract turtle]

Patience will let me to buy these same knives for over 30% less gold

[wraith topaz]

Wanna play?

[abstract turtle]

Cant at the moment

[still remnant]

yall dont disrespect me but can someone add me on SO2 for a quest

[wraith topaz]

I fall on master this game ain't gaming

[abstract turtle]

I dont need moonstone to begin with

[wraith topaz]

Full of softers

[still remnant]

Im pretty new

[neat bobcat]

acidentliy bought it for 6.6k 💔

[still remnant]

Opf

[neat bobcat]

lol i missclicked-

[still remnant]

Oof

[neat bobcat]

i had an orignal order at 6k but ma fingers-

[abstract turtle]

This m9 will easily sell for 5.5k at some point
Mark my words

[still remnant]

guys

[neat bobcat]

it was 5.1k to begin w

[still remnant]

…

[abstract turtle]

Will drop due to valor case

[still remnant]

I think these people doesnt see me ._.

[wraith topaz]

Anybody wanna push allies? I need to get back on 2k mmr

[neat bobcat]

even tho im ftp i lowke dont care cause if u keep looking wether ur losing or winning 24/7 lowkey will be depressed

[still remnant]

They dont hear u

[wraith topaz]

Yooo

I remember your name from somewhere

[still remnant]

I saw allat tect

Text

where did it go

[wraith topaz]

Wazzaapp

[still remnant]

Yo dude

[neat bobcat]

yee

[wraith topaz]

No idea

[still remnant]

Can u add me on SO2

[neat bobcat]

comp

w vip

rember?

[wraith topaz]

Yea yea

[idle fractal]

Yo anyone wanna play Allies

[wraith topaz]

Rank?

[still remnant]

can someone add me on SO2 for a quest ):

[idle fractal]

Unr

[abstract turtle]

I will not

[wraith topaz]

Lw rate?

[neat bobcat]

dint say i was but i think ykwim

😭

[still remnant]

Why does no one hear me

):

[idle fractal]

80% win rate

[abstract turtle]

[still remnant]

bruh

[neat bobcat]

u got yr 600g

[devout bobcat]

Fermented fish sauce

[neat bobcat]

from the inv server ?

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[wraith topaz]

261749782 send req

[still remnant]

gosh come on some1 hear mee

[chrome dagger]

When will the valor case be available in the shop

[neat bobcat]

🔇

[still remnant]

:/

[neat bobcat]

❤️

[idle fractal]

Done

[still remnant]

💔

[wraith topaz]

U smurf?

[still remnant]

🔊

[abstract turtle]

I saw that only people on leaderboard will win so i gave up

You can leave btw

[still remnant]

can some1 add me on SO2

for a quest

[hexed igloo]

whenever i feel like dropping it

[still remnant]

BRUH

[idle fractal]

What's smurf?

[still remnant]

I quit SO2 no cap

[neat bobcat]

aww sob

[still remnant]

Smurf is a lil blue creature

🤓

[devout bobcat]

We live we love we lie

[still remnant]

Yessir

we live

We love

We LIE

[idle fractal]

Sure

[devout bobcat]

🍄
🐱

[still remnant]

💔

[still remnant]

🔵

[wraith topaz]

U have low rank

[idle fractal]

Ye

[still remnant]

🎶

we libe

We love

We DIRE

[wraith topaz]

Anybody near master elite wanna play?

[still remnant]

Not me

i am GrandMaster

Jk

[wraith topaz]

Hmm

[still remnant]

theres no gm in ts game

tho can u add me 4 a quest

:3

[idle fractal]

can we play casual defuse

[still remnant]

271310898

[still remnant]

Add me plz

4 a quest

[wraith topaz]

Naah

[idle fractal]

Alr

[still remnant]

271310898

plz add me

for a quest

):

bruh

[unborn mica]

yo

[scenic crown]

Hello

Who likes shark fin soup

🦈

[rich crow]

yeah

[dusk wolf]

Where did your pfp go and etc

[rich crow]

idk

[dusk wolf]

Ahh

[rich crow]

they rejected me from hejt4

[dusk wolf]

Ahh

Well its mainly bcs of discord i guess

With?

[unborn mica]

who can carry me

[devout bobcat]

smart choice of rejecting you

🐓

[unborn mica]

tbh im still not familiar w this game yet

[rich crow]

not my first time getting rejected from something

[knotty pivot]

If u want I can play now

[rich crow]

its okay

[dusk wolf]

😭

[devout bobcat]

What do you need help with

[dusk wolf]

U r ex hejteri member arent u

[rich crow]

yes xd

[devout bobcat]

Ye no, that's against our rules

[unborn mica]

who can carry..

😰

[dusk wolf]

Well then u know reason ig xd

[sand fern]

Then a promo code
Please

[normal scaffold]

Hmm i wuold need sum practice before comp tho

[knotty pivot]

Me too

[normal scaffold]

Defuse ? Xd

[knotty pivot]

I'll play training

[normal scaffold]

Ah imma do defuse xd

[knotty pivot]

[normal scaffold]

Alr lemmi hop game

[devout bobcat]

No active code at the moment

[sand fern]

Ok

[scenic crown]

Why u want to join that clan 😂

[radiant shard]

does anyone know how to fix my mouse freezing? ( bluestacks )

i dont have mobile

[rich crow]

womp womp play phone

[devout bobcat]

Insane

[radiant shard]

i dont have phone dude

[rich crow]

play cs2 then

[radiant shard]

my pc not good enough

:/

doesnt help

[rich crow]

i saw some people made standoff2 on roblox try that

or you can play cs source/1.6

[radiant shard]

whats wrong with playing standoff on pc?

[rich crow]

idk everything?

[radiant shard]

our mouse freezes

all the time

u cant aim

mhm

[rich crow]

sounds like more of a skill issue

[radiant shard]

ive been playing fps for over 8 years

[devout bobcat]

Not having a phone in 2026 is considered impossible nowadays. Unless you're under 13

[pine island]

No bro 3k

Or 2.5k

[rich crow]

the standart of having mobile devices has been lowered to 8 and 9 in the last year

[pine island]

Add me

[devout bobcat]

McD is always hiring

[rich crow]

begging is the job

[devout bobcat]

I heard training AI pays well

[tough meadow]

[devout bobcat]

Linkedin

[rich crow]

id go work there just to steal the rams

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[rich crow]

what alife

[cinder elm]

[devout bobcat]

I've been laying on my bed since yesterday

[rich crow]

wow

i wake up at 8 am everyday

[devout bobcat]

Nice lifestyle 🦛

Might accidentally get a death screen

[velvet drift]

Human® gameplay without the premium version

[devout bobcat]

Nab p2w game

Playing a game inside a game

[velvet drift]

The only plus for this game is the graphics

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

if you get too p2w you start doing very bad crimes but its fine because you're rich

[devout bobcat]

My render distance toggle is broken so I need to pay for this weird plastic thing that you put on your face to see farther

[velvet drift]

His kit is insane

Like really insane

[devout bobcat]

They have Touch® sensors

[rich crow]

bro bought a starter pack for 5.99

[velvet drift]

Not even complete yet

[devout bobcat]

Took 9 months to download this massive game

[rich crow]

i got 1 month early access

[devout bobcat]

Level 22

[velvet drift]

9 months to register too

[devout bobcat]

18 years to finish the tutorial

[velvet drift]

You don't get to customize yourself, not even your username

[rich crow]

actually

you can

[velvet drift]

Once the tutorial ends

[devout bobcat]

The admins kinda got quirky sometimes, they seem to hate each other

[velvet drift]

Doing a free version run on this game is slim

[rich crow]

did someone do a speedrun already?

[devout bobcat]

My classmate quit this game when he was at level 13

[velvet drift]

skill issue

[rich crow]

bad RNG i guess

gotta start a new save

[velvet drift]

You can't save in this game wym

[devout bobcat]

Gotta blame the PvP mechanic

That other player was driving his p2w car

[velvet drift]

Hell nahh

🥀

[rich crow]

they need to buff poor people ngl

you sold your combo? not even 24 hours 😭

[velvet drift]

detemnia?

[rich crow]

i can releate i did that 2 times the tax was crazy

💔

i blame the mods

[velvet drift]

What was your combo @mint meadow

I'm itching for that m9 citrine mcjwi

[noble epoch]

I want girl

[velvet drift]

I might kill kiss someone

[devout bobcat]

At least my p2w gear saved my face from turning into The Smile Entity

[velvet drift]

Well that's a plus

Tho it can be a hit or miss

Some items are blatant scam

[devout bobcat]

Before time in the beningging

[tough meadow]

[rich crow]

does he gamble tho

im so pissed off rn i did 5 minutes of no miss and just the last second missed one note 😭

playing a rythm game

[velvet drift]

What rhythm game

Drop name

[rich crow]

fnf

[velvet drift]

Nvm

[rich crow]

im playing that since it came out

noobs

id beat anyone here

[velvet drift]

Nice score changer nab

🦐

[devout bobcat]

Most average southeast asian street biker pose

[tough meadow]

zhxrm go study for your exams

[heavy lintel]

Bro I'm boot

[devout bobcat]

Study is for the weak, I bring my phone into the exam hall

[neon lotus]

hi

[heavy lintel]

[velvet drift]

🦐 vs 🍤

[devout bobcat]

[heavy lintel]

Ayooo a fmboy

[rich crow]

its the so2 community everyone here is pretty much one

[dusk wolf]

🦭

[tough meadow]

feel it still🔥

[velvet drift]

What?!!?1!1!

[dusk wolf]

hell yeah 🙌

[devout bobcat]

Do not date a helper, we don't have social skill

[noble epoch]

There are girls

[velvet drift]

Correct

[dusk wolf]

yoyoyo do i seem like im into same gender

[devout bobcat]

I date men

Cuz I'm a femboy

[heavy lintel]

Bros we are at 26 locking

[devout bobcat]

[velvet drift]

You're a female

[dusk wolf]

elite ball knowledge

[velvet drift]

[noble epoch]

Im man

[velvet drift]

Femboy and female are the same thing

[devout bobcat]

Le male

[velvet drift]

Fr*nch

[heavy lintel]

Discord people are real 😢

[dusk wolf]

email

atp

[dusk wolf]

side eye asf

[velvet drift]

Look at the two words closely

[devout bobcat]

[velvet drift]

[noble epoch]

Mybe pic

[dusk wolf]

[rich crow]

nu

[velvet drift]

:sad_squash:

[heavy lintel]

[sterile hamlet]

Noooo because why duck like femboys but not females

[dusk wolf]

real

[noble epoch]

Gierls sent pic

[heavy lintel]

You all are brainroted

[velvet drift]

👣

[devout bobcat]

Would be funny if Standoff 2: Remastered get released in September

Definitely not inside info

[rich crow]

I WANT IT NOW

[dusk wolf]

real. why would someone want to duck the same gender (male) when beautiful creatures like womens exist

[heavy lintel]

Martin go addicted

[velvet drift]

Iron(Fe) male vs Iron(Fe) boy match up

🦞🔥

Who wins

[dusk wolf]

[rich crow]

yes

[sterile hamlet]

Blud Finna get dispatched

[rich crow]

they already sent 5 armed men into his home

[dusk wolf]

thats why hes not responding no more

[velvet drift]

Zhxrm's in the same situation as before

[dusk wolf]

he got swatted

[velvet drift]

He knows his game

[rich crow]

hope we dont find someone dies in accident

[velvet drift]

[dusk wolf]

xddd

[rich crow]

accidentally shot himself 15 times

[velvet drift]

15 times is crazy

[devout bobcat]

[dusk wolf]

ded

[devout bobcat]

Dies in RGB

[mossy saddle]

Misclick

[velvet drift]

Benefit of the doubt

[rich crow]

calm down it was a misinput

[velvet drift]

Could be fr

[tough meadow]

[velvet drift]

The mouse lagged legit

[dusk wolf]

[rich crow]

my game froze

[dusk wolf]

skill issue

[final citrus]

[velvet drift]

Get better

Nab

[devout bobcat]

I stole the logo and uploaded to GT7 decals collection

You're welcome

[rich crow]

no

[dusk wolf]

randy

[normal scaffold]

@knotty pivot Lmk when u go bak home

[devout bobcat]

[abstract turtle]

@mint meadow looks like our goal has been completed so no more allies from now?

Clip farming not possible due to these lobbies

[soft copper]

@normal scaffold ahh free atleast

Skill issue

Imagine being broke

[abstract turtle]

Budgeted videos ✌️

[devout bobcat]

I need my daily life gambling

At night time can increase that chance drastically

[abstract turtle]

Will you use cringey phonk or opting for a more reasonable alternative?

[remote pebble]

Hello

Pls train me play standoff2

[abstract turtle]

Most of these kinda need syncing

[remote pebble]

I am noob

[rich crow]

my mom is kinda homeless

[abstract turtle]

Make a 30 second one but high quality one

[remote pebble]

Okey

[abstract turtle]

When did this game ever had a good time 🫩

[tough meadow]

When rank mode wasn't a thing

[devout bobcat]

When you feel patriotic for winning a round

[remote pebble]

Pls give good crosshair

[devout bobcat]

I already said earlier, no

[abstract turtle]

2023, im a newgen

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

skill issue

[mossy saddle]

bruh

bye to your account

[devout bobcat]

Part time exists

[rich crow]

lmaoo

[devout bobcat]

Also goodbye

Meet us back in 1 year

[mossy saddle]

poor guy

[rich crow]

hes gone

[abstract turtle]

I used to play the game for fun
Thats why i have a unreasonable kd

[rich crow]

what bro watched an ad to respawn

[devout bobcat]

I'm outta here

[devout bobcat]

Hop on defuse nab

[mossy saddle]

bruuuh

[abstract turtle]

Now that i locked in, it takes 40 kills every 5 games to increase kd by 0.01

[mossy saddle]

cutie

[abstract turtle]

I have an alt with a kd of 6
I got called an hacker on it like so many times

[devout bobcat]

Take it as a praise

[rich crow]

smurfing mods ban him

[devout bobcat]

34431334 see you in game nabs

[slim galleon]

Yall is ts sv against buy and sell accs right ?

[abstract turtle]

Some guy with legend in comp said “goodbye to your account,reported stop hacking and play like a real man”

[devout bobcat]

Heavily. It's literally violating the game T&C

[rich crow]

thats me

[slim galleon]

GOOD cus i got some messages talking bout selling me stuff

[rich crow]

riight

[abstract turtle]

Clearly i was playing duel so i was on a 8x winstreak

[tough meadow]

Send the screenshots in dm

[slim galleon]

how do i screenshot on pc

[rich crow]

windows shift s

[slim galleon]

that open my search bar

[devout bobcat]

Print screen 🦕

[mossy saddle]

Print screen

[tough meadow]

I think the ss tool in windows is called snipping tool or something like that

[devout bobcat]

Take a printer, print the picture out

[rich crow]

youre supposed to hold them at the same time

[slim galleon]

is ts server also against swearing ?

[tough meadow]

Yes

[devout bobcat]

I wouldn't wanna find out

[slim galleon]

I am trying to stop yk im a christian

[mossy saddle]

yes

[slim galleon]

but im happy i found a community

in english

i kinda need some friends too

[devout bobcat]

He's a catholic, grab him 🐉

[mossy saddle]

im atheist btw

[slim galleon]

its aight

i hope yall stay blessed no matter

[rich crow]

do you see your brain

[mossy saddle]

no?

[slim galleon]

yall i need some friends to play with and chat too

who up for that

[devout bobcat]

Welcome to the liberal club

[soft copper]

Imagine playing so2 worse than free fire

[mossy saddle]

yeah, "battle royale" with aim helper

[slim galleon]

i play both

[tough meadow]

Free fire looks like a game made on scratch 3 by a 7 year old

[rich crow]

it probably is

[devout bobcat]

Paid fire 🦕

[soft copper]

Better than 'counter strike copy'

[mossy saddle]

bruh

as you wish

🥀

[slim galleon]

yall

who wanna be friends

[soft copper]

Better than ppls who drink vodka everyday

[slim galleon]

i need some friends to play and js chil

im not that that good at the game tryna get better

just searchin ppl to have some fun and play

whos up

[devout bobcat]

Not me 🦛

I'm just casually browsing the marketplace

[slim galleon]

bro

i had like 7 k worth of stuff

in gold

i just sold all and bought fable cases

got scammed broo

[devout bobcat]

ChatGPT said my inventory is only worth $1000

[soft copper]

Atleast free fire into seagames

[rich crow]

bro tried to unbox 70 butterfly knifes

[slim galleon]

ye

[mossy saddle]

🥀

[soft copper]

So2 dont even have huge tournament

[mossy saddle]

ok bro i understand

[slim galleon]

dang bro

[devout bobcat]

I expected $5k 🦕

[slim galleon]

naah

[rich crow]

poor

[slim galleon]

mine worth a capri sun

[abstract turtle]

Shenanigans

[devout bobcat]

What's a capri sun

I only know sun quick

[abstract turtle]

What a predicament

[slim galleon]

bro

what u want for some gold bro

js got cleaned out

[oak idol]

how to report cheater

[pallid bone]

“Only” 💀 😭

[oak idol]

give the link

[slim galleon]

that what i said yk

[devout bobcat]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[pallid bone]

Like bro how can ppl say “only”

[oak idol]

aight I'm in game

record now

[normal scaffold]

@sterile hamlet @knotty pivot Comp ?

Faust joins in

[tough meadow]

[devout bobcat]

I forgot I'm still invisible

[sterile hamlet]

I'm at school ✌️

Gonna be home at 4pm

[knotty pivot]

Suee

Sure*

[knotty pivot]

Damm...

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

Hello Mr. Binagi

🦛

[soft copper]

Filthy monkies

[tough meadow]

Whys bro trying so hard to ragebait

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

Ragebait his kpop cult

[rich crow]

deniz abi kornaya bas dürürürürürürürüüüü

[dusk wolf]

🦭

[tiny ember]

pablo

[noble dagger]

[devout bobcat]

Mr. Bangau?

[tiny ember]

I regret revealing my name

[devout bobcat]

Lelelelele

Just like how I regret doing that one face in the VC

[tough meadow]

Mewing

Mew

[rich crow]

scammers again

[tiny ember]

#📸│photos darn it

[devout bobcat]

They turned my face into nsfw slop

🦛

Changba he's yours

[tiny ember]

I bought google ai ultra just for this

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

googles ai dont do those stuff dont ask me how i know

[devout bobcat]

How dare you trying it out

[tiny ember]

jokes on u i have few of them

[rich crow]

my friend asking for how to do that he would be really greatful

[dusk wolf]

lmaoo

freaks

[devout bobcat]

I still mewing even during exam 🦛

They made a montage out of it

[rich crow]

BYE BYE

[tiny ember]

you still owe me red mallard nab

ffs #📸│photos nuke

[devout bobcat]

You owe me 1k for buying that deagle to complete the joke

[crisp pollen]

i finally sold my m9

[tiny ember]

I bought it for rm58.99

[devout bobcat]

I bought it for RM39.90

[tough meadow]

[tiny ember]

@tough meadow #📸│photos

[devout bobcat]

changba's food

[tiny ember]

Can the server just ban the everyone tag lmfao

[devout bobcat]

Krrr krr krr, here birdie birdie

🫴

[tiny ember]

Like only in #📸│photos section

and #🛡│clans

[devout bobcat]

I wish

Blacklist @ everyone

[rich crow]

@everyone

[devout bobcat]

That gave me an idea

Brb

[rich crow]

im getting nuked

[tiny ember]

zhorm is being helpful?

[devout bobcat]

Proposal submitted

[tiny ember]

Video call ax

[devout bobcat]

Google Meet even

With office background

[tiny ember]

Did u just simply delete the message or mute or just yeet them out

[devout bobcat]

With a username "buttslinger 3000"

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

All of the above

[tiny ember]

I prefer 3rd option personally

[devout bobcat]

Flawless gave up

[stray violet]

What if instead of banning members we just kill them

[devout bobcat]

Splendid idea

I need that sticker of a guy writing next to a candle 🦕

[tough meadow]

That's blackbeard

I think

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat Im lowkey gonna bring Amber to spam your dm every nano seconds until u block him off

[devout bobcat]

@stray violet proof that she's not me 🦕

[tiny ember]

🦊

[crisp pollen]

should i buy karambit dg?

[wanton mica]

dg?

whats that

ive been off since 2023 idk anything lmao

[clear flame]

@crisp pollen what knife beautiful

[crisp pollen]

dragon glass

[wanton mica]

oh ok i know that oke

one

i love it

if u like it go for it

but im more of a fan of the butterfly dg

[rich crow]

cold flames are better

[crisp pollen]

the real question is

dg or frozen

🤔

[compact blaze]

Wdym?

For which gloves?

[rich crow]

its dg then

but yeah depends on the gloves

[crisp pollen]

doesnt metter

i ll buy the right gloves

[tiny ember]

[mossy saddle]

dg all the time

[crisp pollen]

hmm

which gloves ?

[tough meadow]

[crisp pollen]

punk maybe?

[foggy drift]

Hlo

Guy's

[rich crow]

yeah punk

[noble dagger]

[devout bobcat]

[mossy saddle]

(louder)

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

I'm gonna emote on your bed

[opaque root]

[stray violet]

Peepee poopoo fart

Doodoo balls

[tiny ember]

Akif and the Majistret

[devout bobcat]

Akif and the margarine

[tiny ember]

helpless zhorm

[devout bobcat]

Butter SO2 when Margarine SO2 walks in

[opaque root]

he is trying to cook me

[deep obsidian]

When does the Christmas update end?

[tiny ember]

nabs when nap walks in

[devout bobcat]

10 days

(I think)

[tiny ember]

holo end

[devout bobcat]

sulphur dioxide

[tiny ember]

@opaque root #📸│photos

Where tf this baboons came from

[crisp pollen]

u re using iphone?

[tiny ember]

are you*

[devout bobcat]

Mods, he ddosed me

[tiny ember]

🦊

[devout bobcat]

I feel massively threatened

[rich crow]

yes

[tiny ember]

incoming Amber Zhorm

[opaque root]

[devout bobcat]

[DD_CU] when the maximum member slots is only 50

[DD_SU] was born

[tough meadow]

[tiny ember]

I was there before it was born

[quartz forge]

Most corrupt organisation

[devout bobcat]

[tiny ember]

mods , send him to hetj

[opaque root]

Changba has a great love for the axlebolt logo

[devout bobcat]

Mods, send him to sylonex

[quartz forge]

Mods,send me gold

[devout bobcat]

Mods, warn him

🐓

[opaque root]

[quartz forge]

Then dont

[tiny ember]

Mods , make him hate editing more

[devout bobcat]

Mods, install Kinemaster to his phone

[rich crow]

mobizen

[quartz forge]

Peak

[oak idol]

@devout bobcat send it again

[opaque root]

[devout bobcat]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/

[tiny ember]

bro is him

[quartz forge]

It's yours or someone else?

[devout bobcat]

Mods, send him to LQA's basement

[rich crow]

send the channel

[quartz forge]

@devout bobcat What is butter's creator code?

[tiny ember]

"I play like G80... 0 KILL Montage 144p 20fps!"

[devout bobcat]

None

[quartz forge]

What?

[ivory crater]

Hi

[tiny ember]

immaculate

[opaque root]

Hi

[tiny ember]

thanks for the spam

[quartz forge]

I typed Royal Skyline and it said code not found

[devout bobcat]

I play like Zhxrm!! 20ms ping 20 kills 20 assists

[rich crow]

zorm

[tiny ember]

I plau like Zhorm!! He owe me a allies defeat!

[abstract turtle]

I always play training atleast 3 times before playing allies
It works 100% (proven by 11x winstreak)

[devout bobcat]

He's not even in the program

[opaque root]

[quartz forge]

Ik

[rich crow]

helelelele

[devout bobcat]

Hel comeback when

[tiny ember]

Mods , summon Delta Ray

[devout bobcat]

Loved the no mercy treatment to past members

[quartz forge]

Adren comeback when

[still heron]

sup guys

[quartz forge]

gotti comeback when

[devout bobcat]

007 comeback when

My weekly ban

[tiny ember]

zina when

[rich crow]

are you the one who messaged me in game

[quartz forge]

Ooooof

[devout bobcat]

[still heron]

wtym?

[devout bobcat]

Berzina when

[rich crow]

is your name error

[tiny ember]

[still heron]

yep

[tiny ember]

Mods , unharam this guy

[still heron]

why?

[rich crow]

nothing

[tiny ember]

🦊

[still heron]

bro u cannot fire a shot and then take it back😭

[devout bobcat]

🦶🦶 .

mods, purge his government ID

[rich crow]

im shy

[opaque root]

[still heron]

wdym you started talking 😅

[tiny ember]

helpless zhorm

[devout bobcat]

Supporter Zhxrm when

[rich crow]

iiiiiiiiiii

[quartz forge]

🦜

[deep obsidian]

Ok, thanks

[tiny ember]

Resistance Zhorm when

[devout bobcat]

≥_≤