💬│english-chat

[terse pond]

u?

[karmic vault]

She so perfect blah blah blah…

[terse pond]

now u r singing rly!

[karmic vault]

Yes my past life I was chief

[velvet drift]

Leopard 2A7

[terse pond]

looks like u r cooked

[neon lotus]

perhaps did u lose a sack in ur past life?

[karmic vault]

The end of the world is near my son make sure u pay ur bills…

[terse pond]

else trump will kidnap us maybe

[neon lotus]

isdiodaosfaodas

[karmic vault]

Putin side ..

[terse pond]

Ruski always

[blissful mauve]

Isn't he doing that alreadu

[terse pond]

well greenland said aint ur cup of tea to trump

[blissful mauve]

You think a narcissist will stop with that reply?

[wraith topaz]

Anybody elite Allies?

[blissful mauve]

@rich crow

[terse pond]

well he wont until BRICS will show up

[crisp pollen]

@tiny ember check dm

[terse pond]

USA

[blissful mauve]

Ty

Facts

SpongeBob house type of pineapple?

[flint matrix]

Is face it on standoff2?

[neon lotus]

@devout bobcat he going too far gewt

[flint matrix]

Can you send me private

[karmic vault]

Guys becarefull I heard nowadays there is a stalker….

[heavy pendant]

yo

[blissful mauve]

ohbrotha

[terse pond]

no doubt

[blissful mauve]

look who's here

[terse pond]

hi

[heavy pendant]

yo daddy

[blissful mauve]

The country itself is crazy

And he got banned

Why?

😭

Just say no politics anymore

And we stop

[blissful mauve]

yo gang

Are you winning son

[devout bobcat]

I would advise against talking about politics here

[heavy pendant]

was maduros fit tuff

he got tat nikey on

[blissful mauve]

This not politics this style and Fashion

[devout bobcat]

I don’t watch anime

[blissful mauve]

It was tough

[lone wraith]

do you girls like my song check photos

[blissful mauve]

A guy can never go wrong w a nikeytechh

Specially fatty maduro

[terse pond]

dan dan is gud

[devout bobcat]

Not my genre to watch

[heavy pendant]

dandan

is worst piece of media

[terse pond]

bro the other version

[terse pond]

wht do u watch

[dire dune]

and ur gameplay xd

[karmic vault]

Go watch Boku no pico 😑

[devout bobcat]

Documentary

[heavy pendant]

dont make me send the clip again

[dire dune]

do it

[heavy pendant]

ur struggling vs me same fps with music while ur ping abusing

[dire dune]

same fps?

pc + camping and we played in your server

[heavy pendant]

pc but i set it to 60fps

[dire dune]

thats just skill issue xd

[heavy pendant]

camping bro u were in ur spawn standing still waiting for me

[devout bobcat]

https://store.standoff2.com/ru-RU
if you’re from CIS countries, you can proceed

[karmic vault]

I have best aim in so2 peoples calls me 1 tap king 👑

[dire dune]

what?

[karmic vault]

100%

[heavy pendant]

csgo?

[devout bobcat]

Why would a authority send a scam link

If that’s the case, I would’ve been banned a long time ago

[heavy pendant]

untime @blissful mauve

[karmic vault]

Scammer 🚨 alert ‼️

[dire dune]

he definetly has some history with rats in links

[devout bobcat]

It’s cheaper in the website due to exempted from tax

Which country are you from

Only CIS countries: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, and Uzbekistan

[dire dune]

[dire dune]

what even is CIS

[devout bobcat]

I don’t take DM anymore due to many requests from people asking to unmute them

[heavy pendant]

ofc russia

[devout bobcat]

Commonwealth of Independent States

Countries used to be under Soviet empire are called CIS

[karmic vault]

@devout bobcat Can u do something about Asia server ?

[dire dune]

ohh

[karmic vault]

No bro

I mean we have very bad pings

[dire dune]

@heavy pendant if u want we can rematch

xd

[devout bobcat]

I’m just a server moderator

[dire dune]

xd

[karmic vault]

U can talk with developer ?

[devout bobcat]

Maintaining game server is not my job

[dire dune]

lol

[devout bobcat]

They’re already aware of it

[karmic vault]

Oh great

because we got very bad pings

[heavy pendant]

then play main

[dire dune]

its probably your wifi or internets fault

[karmic vault]

Internet is good

[dire dune]

i cant log in to it

[karmic vault]

20 ms in Pubg

[heavy pendant]

then no

[karmic vault]

its just smth wrong with so2

[dire dune]

if u want i can record too

js dont run away

[knotty pivot]

Sure

[dire dune]

hes broke

[devout bobcat]

We don’t encourage begging. It’s in our 3rd rule

[undone holly]

Who

[dire dune]

@devout bobcat

[devout bobcat]

Broke is such a understatement for a guy who has 2 motorcycles and a car under his own name

[viral viper]

Hi

[rich crow]

sting arcane surge or fang haunt

[viral viper]

Wow 😐

😂😂

[devout bobcat]

I’m just a uni student

I don’t play gta 5

English mods are actually more harsher than Russian mods. Change my mind

But Russian mods are faster in taking actions

[neon lotus]

all that with standoff salary?

[abstract turtle]

Incompetent tax

[devout bobcat]

I blown the engine on my bike once, the head gasket leaked oil

[neon lotus]

that is NOT what i asked

[devout bobcat]

My favourite mechanic only charged me $13 for the repair

(It was only the rubber seal that was broken)

[abstract turtle]

Rng based income

[normal scaffold]

Sorry for late reply

Ooo ur blue tooo

[knotty pivot]

It's fine

Idc if It's late

[sterile hamlet]

Anyone wanna play

[normal scaffold]

Dream teamm

[hollow axle]

can i ask?

ggstandoff legit site or?

[sterile hamlet]

5.0 we need

Ye

[knotty pivot]

Blueeeee xD

[normal scaffold]

Im pinging faust to ask if she wants to join

[knotty pivot]

YES xd

[sterile hamlet]

More like turquoise

I want 😔

[normal scaffold]

Better then white ;<

[sterile hamlet]

I'm 40 MMR away

[normal scaffold]

Go game w katze

[knotty pivot]

Yeaa u right

[normal scaffold]

He pro

[knotty pivot]

😔

[knotty pivot]

BRO NAH 😭

Maybe thi

Tho*

[normal scaffold]

Xd

[knotty pivot]

But I can't carry alone dawg

[sterile hamlet]

Yeah ofc

[normal scaffold]

U carried me ?

The only shi i did was emotional support

[knotty pivot]

And imma hit elite when I'm done 😭

[normal scaffold]

Hmmm

[knotty pivot]

It's helped tho

[normal scaffold]

1 game away

[knotty pivot]

45 mmr is not 1 game I think

[sterile hamlet]

I played with my boy from SA he gets same ping as me and he is almost legend idk how he does it

[sterile hamlet]

2 games

[normal scaffold]

I got +55 once

In comp

[knotty pivot]

He's good at touching

[sterile hamlet]

I'm at 1660

[knotty pivot]

I can tell

[sterile hamlet]

😭

[knotty pivot]

"In comp" tho

[normal scaffold]

Isnt comp harder then allies ?

[sterile hamlet]

I get 20-30 maybe

[knotty pivot]

It is

[normal scaffold]

Ah so that explains

[sterile hamlet]

Maybe like 30 mnr allies match

[normal scaffold]

Faust replied btw

[knotty pivot]

But if your enemies are bronze then no

[normal scaffold]

Possible gona join in

[normal scaffold]

Xd

[knotty pivot]

30ish ig

[sterile hamlet]

Yeah

[knotty pivot]

Duel too

Cuz max kills is 8 if you win every round

[sterile hamlet]

Yea

8-0

[normal scaffold]

@knotty pivot @sterile hamlet faust gona join in ? Wanna comp ?

[sterile hamlet]

Yes 🙌

[knotty pivot]

Sureee

[normal scaffold]

Alr les hop hame

[sterile hamlet]

I'm hopping on

[knotty pivot]

I hope I do well

[sterile hamlet]

Off you will

Ofc

[knotty pivot]

50/50 imo

[primal wharf]

@knotty pivot

bro

[knotty pivot]

Yea

[primal wharf]

are you good player ?

[knotty pivot]

?

[knotty pivot]

Uhhhh
Maybe

Why?

[primal wharf]

i need team for comp

[knotty pivot]

Go we need too

We*

[primal wharf]

if you not good player pls dont add me i dont need lose any more

bc bad team

[knotty pivot]

Nah then

[rich crow]

N9obs

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

I wrote a whole paragraph but i accidentally put a . Between words so i got muted for an hour

sting or fang?

[reef scarab]

yo

[vernal pasture]

hey anyone knows how to invest gold in standoff?

[vocal aspen]

Hello, I had several problems. When I finished playing standoff, I had 22 kills and my points were 50, but after playing, I was chatted and I was accused of using cheats.

[reef scarab]

karambit and m9

[devout bobcat]

Ignore it

[rich crow]

for cheap budget

[reef scarab]

did you get banned?

[reef scarab]

buy fang

ig

[vocal aspen]

Don't know he asked me to chat @yuban on telegram tick within 24 hours

[rich crow]

Ignore him

[reef scarab]

lmao

dont

[neon lotus]

its a scam gewt

[rich crow]

Personally i sent him death threats

[neon lotus]

dont text nobody anywhere

[reef scarab]

you'll get scammed

i'd i.p track him

and ddos

but

[neon lotus]

i should text one of the users they send

[reef scarab]

u do u

[neon lotus]

i lowkey wanna know what are they gonna say

and whats the "solution"

[vocal aspen]

I swear I'm really scared if my account gets banned for real. I like playing standoff but if I get banned it's painful and maybe I won't play standoff again if it really gets banned.

[rich crow]

Theres like fake documents in their telegram channels and they ask to connect your account to facebook or something then they steal the account

[neon lotus]

if you were to get banned, it would directly tell you when you get in the game

[sudden plover]

Hey guys

[neon lotus]

and you can appeal the ban as well and prove ur not hacking

[sudden plover]

Wsg

[neon lotus]

😭

[reef scarab]

"give us your account information(id and pass) and we will tell the devs that you are not cheating because you have no skins xd"

[sudden plover]

Lol

[lament yew]

Akr Scylla or Genesis?

[rich crow]

Im gonna try it on a new account

[rich crow]

Scylla

[sudden plover]

I got genesis

[silk kraken]

Game support is never provided by email, in-game messages, or social media. If anyone contacts you first claiming to be a developer or blogger, it’s a scam. Don’t reply or share your account details.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5653036-how-to-avoid-a-scam?location=conversation

[vocal aspen]

Thank you for everything

[neon lotus]

i've never been contacted by a scammer yet

[sudden plover]

I've been

Wana see the ss?

He got banned tho

[reef scarab]

yeah now give us 100 golds each for our help

[sudden plover]

Lol

[rich crow]

Sell and give the gold to me ill buy scylla

[vocal aspen]

I'm having a little problem while playing, can you help me a little?

[reef scarab]

buy vermilion

so much better

[dusty rock]

Hi

[vocal aspen]

Why is it that every time I play and just enter tier gold 1 I meet an AFK team of up to 3 people...while the enemy...hahaha is very scary

[rich crow]

Its like 2200 gold

I have 2

[reef scarab]

ye

buy stattrak

its 2400

[dusty rock]

Play comp with a team

[warped plume]

Got false cheat ban 2 years ago , code 1002 , manual ban , "forever" , 1 year ago i got unbaned , they could atleast give me some compensation for the time wasted)) xD

[rich crow]

Cant even buy akr carbon

[reef scarab]

💔

[devout bobcat]

[vocal aspen]

Ha....Sorry if I will reply very late because I can't speak English so I use translate

[dusty rock]

Why are you in the English chst if you don’t speak English 😂

[rich crow]

I ve been playing since s3 i think i deserve a gift of 50k gold 💔

[devout bobcat]

Since when they made this article

[neon lotus]

cuz translators exit

exist

[dusty rock]

I’ve played since season 2

[reef scarab]

i forgot your profile flashbangs people

fell for it again

[dusty rock]

Real

[reef scarab]

fahhh

[reef scarab]

ive been playing for 4 months

give me 1 gold

💔

[silk kraken]

Over 4 years ago

[dusty rock]

Outdated asf

Indian staff team

[devout bobcat]

[neon lotus]

hire me bro ill handle 3 communities

[warped plume]

I checked the pfp out of curiosity and now i m half blind

[crisp pollen]

i ve played since beta

[reef scarab]

me fr

[dusty rock]

Ur goated

[vocal aspen]

There is no Indonesian chat room... I am a player from Indonesia, sorry if my presence is disturbing

[neon lotus]

same but im on pc rn so the thingy was small

[reef scarab]

holy unemployed

[neon lotus]

nobody is disturbed gewt

[devout bobcat]

Ax, add Malay/Indonesian chat

[warped plume]

I want elite badge but idk how to use the damn bot

[rich crow]

I ve played since release of standoff multiplayer

[crisp pollen]

i was 11 yo back then

[reef scarab]

oh

nvm

[neon lotus]

@devout bobcat post the tutorial

[reef scarab]

how old are you now?

[reef scarab]

hb is ranger 😭🙏

[dusty rock]

The bot texted me in game and bro never put my role

[crisp pollen]

19

[devout bobcat]

Just DM the bot, create a ticket and follow the instructions given by it

[reef scarab]

mm still young

[neon lotus]

who

[reef scarab]

zhrm

[neon lotus]

oh yeah he a bot

[rich crow]

Take his perms away

[reef scarab]

ong

[dusty rock]

AYY me too

[reef scarab]

give me helper role instead

vote ao! for helper

[dusty rock]

This game was peak when I was 14

[neon lotus]

vote J for helper

[reef scarab]

nub

:((

[vocal aspen]

In Indonesia there are few standoff2 players but there are many clans and some are big in Indonesia but there are few standoff players...it's a shame that tournaments are often held in Indonesia but only at clan level.

[devout bobcat]

[sand fern]

New gun/knife promo code?

[reef scarab]

talk to unaxd

[vocal aspen]

If only it was sponsored, maybe there would be a lot of standoffs in Indonesia

[devout bobcat]

Quite a shame since Mobile Legends is more famous there aint it

[dusty rock]

For some reason I don’t have the promo code button

[devout bobcat]

[neon lotus]

its bc ur ios u can redeem a promocode on the standoff 2 website

[rich crow]

Youre that poor they took away your free items button

[neon lotus]

[sand fern]

@rich crow really...

[warped plume]

+1

[vocal aspen]

Yes I know him, he is from the nvrd clan

[reef scarab]

@rich crow im boutta be t1

getting an ipad next month

120 fps

finally

[neon lotus]

W

[crisp acorn]

I already have it on my redmi note 13 pro lol

[neon lotus]

i got ipad pro m2 but i barely play the game

got nb to play with

[rich crow]

Good for you i still rather playing comp at gold level

[reef scarab]

damn u lucky

[rich crow]

Thats where i belong

[reef scarab]

degrading urself is crazy

ure legend dawg

[abstract turtle]

Redmagic astra soon

[neon lotus]

bros a gold trapped in the wrong rank

[vocal aspen]

Yes, Mobile Legends is famous here

[reef scarab]

W

[rich crow]

My phone cant handle it anymore

[neon lotus]

fr?

[sand fern]

Should I sell the "oops" skin?

[vocal aspen]

I want to ask, is there anyone who uses the Infinix brand of cellphone?

[reef scarab]

make an oopsie daisy and sell it to me for 0.01

[rich crow]

I remember thw time i sold the thermite for 2.50

[devout bobcat]

Downvoted

[reef scarab]

how much is it now

[rich crow]

500

[reef scarab]

noob

[rich crow]

It was 1k at start

[abstract turtle]

Yes

[reef scarab]

DAMN

[devout bobcat]

That alone doesn’t qualify you to join our team

[vocal aspen]

Yesterday I bought butterfly starfall at 1300 gold and I sold it at 1400 gold, now look at it, it has reached 1700 gold. Why did I sell it first?

[neon lotus]

W

[reef scarab]

"our"

noob

[rich crow]

Nabs zhxrm

[sand fern]

If I get a new legendary skin in return then yes

[devout bobcat]

[abstract turtle]

Wasn’t lowkey my choice because somebody getting it for me

Otherwise wouldve went with ipad pro

[crisp pollen]

if u re selling it with 1700 u will recive 1300

[vocal aspen]

So what about my account, will it not be banned?

[heavy badger]

guys is there any site to buy golds with paypal?

[sand fern]

The "oops" skin on p90 is legendary, right?

[vocal aspen]

But I sold it at 1400 and it was a loss

[rich crow]

Everyone getting new devices

[abstract turtle]

Upgrading

[rich crow]

Send me your ols one

[abstract turtle]

I will probably upgrade my iPhone too

[abstract turtle]

Its a 7 year old iPhone

[devout bobcat]

Almost 1 am

I wanna spend time with my dad tomorrow

[neon lotus]

W gimme the contact

[abstract turtle]

Gonna explain everything later

[supple moat]

@rich crow yusi darling

[rich crow]

Ah not this again

[devout bobcat]

Nab

[supple moat]

Aw shit

[devout bobcat]

That’s a pfp of a person sleeping

[supple moat]

She throws tantrum now nd then

Nd get lonely

Like baby

[devout bobcat]

@wheat crane wake up nab

[rich crow]

I throw bricks

[devout bobcat]

I throw my lightweight 133kg bike

[supple moat]

Would work to wake someone up

[devout bobcat]

Very nimble in congested traffic

[rich crow]

I usually pour a lot of water to wake someone up

[devout bobcat]

Especially close to CNY

[supple moat]

@rich crow nuh stop being a brat

[rich crow]

She's clearly sleeping id prefer to spam their dm's with memes until they mute me

[clever wedge]

[rich crow]

This chat is more boring than my talk with people

[supple moat]

Im jst

[abstract turtle]

How to be interesting

[rich crow]

I have no idea

[neon lotus]

why is smb tryna @ their gf

or friend

or wtv

just dm her 😭✌️

[rich crow]

Discord gf is crazy

[supple moat]

She blocked my ah gng😭💔

[supple moat]

Fr🙏

[uncut goblet]

E-kitten type shi

[rich crow]

Reletable

[neon lotus]

then the @ wont even go through

[rich crow]

Idk how to speel ong

[neon lotus]

we can see

need a dictionary?

[supple moat]

U wont believe me

This my alt 😭💔

[rich crow]

Eveeyone in the chat should dm her so she forgives him

[crisp pollen]

any gloves suggestions for m9 moonstone?

[supple moat]

Bud got nothing to do

[hasty yarrow]

Guys I think I finally cornered the guy that set me back 40k gold

He thought he could get away too

Tsktsk

[abstract turtle]

Atp they should pack it up and go out to get a job like a real man would

[hasty yarrow]

I got the devs on it now

[rich crow]

I meaaaan e kitten isnt a bad job it could pay good if youre smart

[abstract turtle]

I definitely dont have experience to prove it

[rich crow]

I may have

[devout bobcat]

🛏️

[abstract turtle]

@mint meadow hop on

[rich crow]

He definetly has multiple e kittens

[abstract turtle]

Imagine you are person who had never used discord or any sort of slang terms
What will be the conclusion in your mind about what it means?

[rich crow]

A physical cat that meows and makes sounds

Like a robot

[abstract turtle]

Exactly what i was thinking

But on the other hand we have this reality

[rich crow]

I got ai's meowing for me

Uhh i shouldnt have shared that

If i delete the mods will see it thats worse

[uncut goblet]

O_O

[abstract turtle]

Not something to worry about
It reflects upon your mental environment

[wheat crane]

yerrr

[tiny coyote]

The guys are managing to glitch again and get weapons after switching teams. I'm playing here, the guy got a UMP in the 8th round

[rich crow]

At night usually i talk witg them it can be fun sometimes

[abstract turtle]

Lonely?

[rich crow]

Not really

[abstract turtle]

[supple moat]

Damn i got reported 💔

Stop being weird valid

[rich crow]

At like 1-2 am

[devout bobcat]

You can report the player here https://help.standoff2.com/en/ for exploiting

[rich crow]

Wait we can report people for ump glitching?

[abstract turtle]

I dont have the audacity to be awake at that time

[uncut goblet]

How long do you sleep?

[rich crow]

5-6

[hasty yarrow]

@devout bobcat Bro I cornered my scammer

If u care

[rich crow]

Beat him up

[hasty yarrow]

Not irl

Lol

He made a mistake

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna give a care about it

[rich crow]

Send

[hasty yarrow]

Some of my skins are still on the market

Which means

Since his burner account got banned

I assume the account that still has my skins on the market is his main account

I'm literally Dexter

[devout bobcat]

They still can’t return your stolen goods

[hasty yarrow]

Idc

I js want him punished

His burners got banned

Not his main

God knows how many ppl he has scammed

[dire dune]

bros crashing out

[hasty yarrow]

Hardly

[devout bobcat]

This scammer thing will never be solved, he’ll just create another one. That’s the way of life is. But you can give him a hard time by getting his accounts banned every single time

[hasty yarrow]

Crashing out would be buying a plane ticket to his apartment

[abstract turtle]

Mods initiate a complete annihilation of this scammer

[slate vigil]

[hasty yarrow]

Yerrrr

[rich crow]

Thats sad, anyway make knifes cost 5k minimum

[hasty yarrow]

NO

PLS NO

[rich crow]

I dont want them to be easily accessible

[devout bobcat]

Dear community, make mantis impulse cost 20k /s

[uncut goblet]

NOOOO

[rich crow]

That shouldbt exist

[abstract turtle]

If standoff 2 removes 20% commission

[hasty yarrow]

God I hate that kid he was in the server

And dmed me one day

[devout bobcat]

Was it Ivan?

[hasty yarrow]

There r so many scammers in this server it's insane

[hasty yarrow]

Ofc

Nah I don't remember

[abstract turtle]

The stuff ive been dmed regarding here is wild on its own

[hasty yarrow]

Frr

L community L company

L mods

L ppl

Just in general L

[narrow folio]

L leo

[rich crow]

Sadly ive ran out of money to buy skins

[abstract turtle]

Do you mind if i show you something regarding the dms

[abstract turtle]

You don’t need to have skins to enjoy the game

[hasty yarrow]

I don't wanna know bro

[abstract turtle]

[hasty yarrow]

Yes u do

[abstract turtle]

Just try to guess

[hasty yarrow]

This game is horrendous

I need shiny in my face to enjoy

[uncut goblet]

I just need them knifes

[neon lotus]

ur telling me bro scams and loses 40% of the gold

[hexed igloo]

who need gold

[abstract turtle]

People hate on it and play it everyday for 20 hours

[hasty yarrow]

Skins

[abstract turtle]

[hasty yarrow]

Not gold

[neon lotus]

well i assume he sells the skins

[hasty yarrow]

Yeahhh u need a shower

[hasty yarrow]

Yes which is where I caught him

Bro is a fool

[abstract turtle]

I dont play it much as i used too

[neon lotus]

unless he sells the skins for 0.03

[hasty yarrow]

He did

[crisp pollen]

what do you think about this combo? #📸│photos

[rich crow]

I atleast need a butterfly, when i kill someone i go on to their dead body and spin the butterfly

[neon lotus]

its nice

[abstract turtle]

Insanely risky because we got those 0.03 skin sniper bots

[neon lotus]

not for expensive skins

[hasty yarrow]

Did u sell ur moonstone for a different moonstone

Why does it look diff

[crisp pollen]

no

[abstract turtle]

[crisp pollen]

is a vid from yt

[hasty yarrow]

Oh nvm that's playside

Ohhhh ok

I'm stupid

It's mid unless u got skins to match gloves

[crisp pollen]

i only have 2k gold so i cant afford white camo

do you have a better ideea?

[hexed igloo]

i forgot white camo is expensive now

[uncut goblet]

Buddy I can't even afford gloves, I just buy knife that matches the default gloves

[devout bobcat]

Fortunately, McD is hiring

[tough pike]

anyone know cool red combo

[rich crow]

Cant even buy a knufe for 500g

How did scorpions even go up

[crisp pollen]

hunt+claw

[hexed igloo]

Marble, if you set it to low shader it gets brighter like pure white

[tough pike]

gng i aint that rich

like budget one

[uncut goblet]

Scorpion back in season 3 when I started it was 600G

[hasty yarrow]

I js got 11k

Y'all need to get a job

Gold is not expensive

[tough pike]

i have a job

[crisp pollen]

frond with fang hunt or sting canine

[tough pike]

but theres other things to pay for

[uncut goblet]

I'll get one on summer since I still have school

[hasty yarrow]

I got two jobs and in college

Paying rent

[devout bobcat]

#📣│announcements message

[tough pike]

im hs student still making good money

[tough pike]

what u do?

to earn money enough to pay rent

[hasty yarrow]

Head cook of a locally owned pizzeria and walmart

[devout bobcat]

What about student loan

[crisp pollen]

that way ill not be able to see my pattern

[hasty yarrow]

Scholarship

Full ride

[rich crow]

Get that red sting and frond gloves or templar

Or bfk blackwidow with templars

[tough pike]

bro living his best life fr

[hexed igloo]

true actually

[hasty yarrow]

Ye no

[rich crow]

Do we know each other?

[hasty yarrow]

I wanna blow up

Finals week killed me

[tough pike]

ill see thx

[devout bobcat]

They said if I scored 3.5+/4.0 they’ll slashed half of my loan needed to pay

[hexed igloo]

hi yusi

[supple moat]

We dont?☹️

[hasty yarrow]

Also those same gloves from the announcement but with that gold and red karambit is super fire

Worth considering

[devout bobcat]

Remember lads, no weird things in this chat

[tough pike]

aight thx man

[devout bobcat]

Or else you’ll get a love letter from @merry hill to your DM

[rich crow]

I just finished my year with 3.5 out of 4 🤓

[rich crow]

Can u help me chase this guy away

Hes been bothering me for a year now

[hexed igloo]

ghost him

[hasty yarrow]

Block

[narrow folio]

[supple moat]

[devout bobcat]

A year is amateur

[rich crow]

Believe me or not i think this will be the 6th acc im gonna block

[hasty yarrow]

💀

[rich crow]

And he will still create new o e

[hexed igloo]

ew

[rich crow]

Freaky chat

[narrow folio]

@brittle knoll this guy has been bothering me for 7 years now

[supple moat]

This will work

[hexed igloo]

imagine stalking someone on discord

someone stalk me please

[devout bobcat]

Why did you ping me🦕

[supple moat]

Right i would nvr

[narrow folio]

oh mb dima singh

[devout bobcat]

Spoopy doody lelele

I am so cold

[narrow folio]

i do

[hexed igloo]

🙄

[narrow folio]

clearly fake

[hexed igloo]

someone else?

[narrow folio]

💔

gonna go cry now

[devout bobcat]

Gemini, how to stalk people🦕

[uncut goblet]

Lol

[devout bobcat]

@grok steal his PC

[rich crow]

You call looking at their profile stalking? Learn how to search things up the internet get their real name interests age and address there u go you can stalk them forever

[uncut goblet]

@Chatgps find their location

[devout bobcat]

@copilot microslop shut off his PC while he is updating his BIOS

[rich crow]

I use arch btw

With kde

Hope u wont create ur 11th acc

[neon lotus]

hi

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

I never ever wished to see u ping me again

[devout bobcat]

How dare you saying hi

[neon lotus]

yo what 😭

damn what happened between yall

[devout bobcat]

I’m just a witness here

[neon lotus]

ong

[devout bobcat]

More like bystander

[uncut goblet]

Same

[neon lotus]

bro js came here @ her then she comes on about he has 11 accs

😭

im dead bro

bothering for a year is crazy

peak movie

[rich crow]

Atleast hes trying

[uncut goblet]

He's gonna have 12th (probably or maybe?)

[devout bobcat]

The timing couldn’t be more different

[supple moat]

Bet🥺

[neon lotus]

😭

oh no

[rich crow]

Trying? I locked myself cus of ppls like him

[devout bobcat]

His persistence should be studied

[supple moat]

🥶🥶

[rich crow]

For my sake leave me alone

[neon lotus]

this insane

what has he done

[supple moat]

Alright

[rich crow]

Thanks

[supple moat]

Im grateful

[devout bobcat]

Ik one kind of people who would do such thing. And I’m not gonna say it here

[hexed igloo]

leave her bro

give up

[rich crow]

Bet that guy already created 10 more accounts instantly switching to them

[neon lotus]

find smb else gewt

[hexed igloo]

there are plenty of men in here

choose another

[devout bobcat]

Don’t ever date if you don’t want your money gone faster than you can count them

[neon lotus]

i think aching is a igrl

girl

(i think)

[hexed igloo]

i think

[supple moat]

Nuh

[devout bobcat]

I rather spend my money on a sim rig rather than on a woman

[neon lotus]

depends on who you get

[supple moat]

I dont date huzzes

[neon lotus]

you date men?

[hexed igloo]

based?

[supple moat]

Dudes are juicy

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

Plush no pressure

[hexed igloo]

hell yeah slay or whatever

[devout bobcat]

[neon lotus]

we dont judge bro

[rich crow]

I do

[supple moat]

[neon lotus]

2026 freedom of speech and wtv

.

[devout bobcat]

Even I don’t want him

[rich crow]

Im keeping you for myself

[hexed igloo]

gengodrilla

[devout bobcat]

[neon lotus]

i mean he did say its a she

[rich crow]

Gotta have people in high places incase something goes wrong

[devout bobcat]

Too dangerous for a guy who gamble with his life everyday

[neon lotus]

im still confused on how it went from

[hexed igloo]

your life too precious, use someone else's

[neon lotus]

"she throws a tantrum here and then" to her saying "he's been bothering me for a year leave me alone"

[devout bobcat]

70% chance I’m gonna turn into a human crayon but I’ve been consistently hitting the 30%

99% quit before hitting big

[neon lotus]

just quit gang

[uncut goblet]

He ain't

[devout bobcat]

I crashed twice

Still walking just fine

[neon lotus]

W

L

[hexed igloo]

A red button does 2 things
1% chance giving you a million dollar and 99% turning you into a femboy

what would you do

[rich crow]

Press it much as i can

[uncut goblet]

I GO ALL IN

[devout bobcat]

Both W for me

[rich crow]

Ure in the 99

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

Ik

[neon lotus]

[hexed igloo]

bigger number means winning

[uncut goblet]

I mean the 1% tho

[rich crow]

Can i see ur pic wearing that dress

[hexed igloo]

how do you know i have one

[rich crow]

U have more than one

I have a theory that 90% people here is a fembiy but is scared that people will judge them so everyone acts like they arent

Show me some

[hexed igloo]

🙄

[neon lotus]

can the turning into femboy button reverse itself everytime i push it

[devout bobcat]

I ordered Alpinestar racing shoes and they sent me Sparco racing shoes instead

[hexed igloo]

girl if you are jealous just say it

[supple moat]

[hexed igloo]

nah you just get more and more estrogen

[devout bobcat]

I got the refund without having to send the item back

[rich crow]

I just wanna see mommy

Oooo

[neon lotus]

then im not gonna push a thing

[neon lotus]

or wait for 99 people to push it so i can be the 100th and flee with a million dollars

easy

[hexed igloo]

i actually been growing my hair
I had this one moment when im going back from campus where this 2 kids asked the other if im a male or female

[uncut goblet]

What if 1 of them got it?

[neon lotus]

thats exactly when im gonna start counting 99

[devout bobcat]

I think I’m gonna wear my maid outfit

[rich crow]

Imagine having hair

[devout bobcat]

Finna send the pic in Butter server

[uncut goblet]

You bald?

[devout bobcat]

[crisp pollen]

so.. are u a man or female?

[devout bobcat]

I lack them

[hexed igloo]

im whatever you would consider

[rich crow]

The stress of opening 50 cases made my hair fell out

[crisp pollen]

i want a reference photo to make sure

[uncut goblet]

You spent 5000G?

[supple moat]

😳

[hexed igloo]

i had a buzzcut a few times, my hair got so thick cause of it

[uncut goblet]

At least got one knife right? RIGHT?

[rich crow]

It was offers with real moneu

[rich crow]

Just one mimicry gloves

I tbink i have a video of the whole opening

Missed so many knifes

[devout bobcat]

[neon lotus]

so if i say ur a fruit blender r u a fruit blender

[supple moat]

Man i dont feel good

[neon lotus]

leave her bro

😭 ✌️

[supple moat]

No one has held her chill

[hexed igloo]

vacuum cleaner

[rich crow]

Try sending a voice message of you meowing

[devout bobcat]

[hexed igloo]

would you meow for 2 bucks

[supple moat]

It didn't work

[uncut goblet]

Easy money for me

[rich crow]

@frigid breach does it for free

[dense thistle]

[hexed igloo]

money for dignity seems like an effective meta tbh

[neon lotus]

im pretty sure zani a guy

i almost typed the G word

[hexed igloo]

are you assuming

[rich crow]

Goy

[neon lotus]

not really i just recall one of ur videos had mic on

[hexed igloo]

nahhhhhhhhhhh i dont have a micccccccc ahahahahaaa what are you talking aboutttttttt

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

[supple moat]

Prety ppl most likely gonna be happy nd they would love themselves no?

[devout bobcat]

You were that close to getting a 1 hour break

[rich crow]

You dont gotta look good to love yourself

[supple moat]

Ik

[rich crow]

Atleast thats what i tell myself

[supple moat]

But smone who looks gud

They def would love themselves no?

[devout bobcat]

What is wrong with your brain? I think we need to fix that. Mods, hand me the good ol’ screwdriver

[supple moat]

Nuh nuh

Nvm im sleeping

[buoyant spire]

I'm sexy and I know it

[rich crow]

Lets sleep tgthr

[uncut goblet]

He got toilets inside his brain

[devout bobcat]

[supple moat]

I haven't seen smone who is prety nd they aint self glazing themselves lik crazy😭

[rich crow]

Show us so we could know it too

[uncut goblet]

Prove it

[rich crow]

I look good but i hate myself

[buoyant spire]

I'm sexy only on my eyes

[supple moat]

Damn u do?

[crisp pollen]

does any of you has gloves punk?

[supple moat]

Ik u hot gng

[rich crow]

I know someone that does

[uncut goblet]

Eyes reveal when?

[supple moat]

Ughhh i dont feel lik talking

[hexed igloo]

i do

[devout bobcat]

Zhorm in maid outfit when

[rich crow]

Now

Guys how do i achieve a sexy combo but i have 2 gold

[crisp pollen]

can you send me a vid while inspecting m9 moonstone?

[buoyant spire]

I just got back playing and I'm sb

[inland maple]

hi

[uncut goblet]

Spare change?

[buoyant spire]

Ig I won't find players at my rank lmao

[rich crow]

Noob

[uncut goblet]

When you started playing?

[hexed igloo]

which pattern

[devout bobcat]

#📸│photos message

[buoyant spire]

3 days ago wkwkwk

[devout bobcat]

Tell me you’re Indonesian without telling me you’re Indonesian

[uncut goblet]

💔💔

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

I kinda want a maid now

[buoyant spire]

I have good aim but my biggest problem is the sound

I can't know where enemy at by their footsteps 😔

[uncut goblet]

Which map you play?

[rich crow]

Have you tried listening carefully

[neon lotus]

fr

[buoyant spire]

Sandstone only

[neon lotus]

thanks god i have a double muscle memory

[uncut goblet]

And sti- oh yeah you started 3 days ago

[rich crow]

Imagine starting in the last week

[buoyant spire]

I just know the apartment footsteps 😂

[warped plume]

bruh , i have 3/4 on that ads thing for a valor crate , and watched damn 5 ads for the 4th to complete (it still didn t add to the goal)

[hasty yarrow]

[buoyant spire]

I would like to 1v1 smn

A decent player

[hasty yarrow]

27567968

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna hop on Defuse

[hasty yarrow]

U play regularly?

[buoyant spire]

Hold on

[uncut goblet]

I'ma hop on my homework:(

[devout bobcat]

Everyday

[hasty yarrow]

Oh fire

I js thought y'all were discord mods

[crisp pollen]

806 is on market

ty bro

[neon lotus]

123456789

[crisp pollen]

it doesnt look bad tho

[devout bobcat]

We wouldn’t be here if we never played the game

[hasty yarrow]

Adam was that way tho

Where'd he go anyway

[devout bobcat]

Who’s Adam

this Adam?

[hasty yarrow]

Unc

Nah

Old helper

[devout bobcat]

Cinnamon?

[buoyant spire]

@hasty yarrow I add u

[strong field]

Hello,
a lot of players (including me) have constant high ping and lag on EU servers.
It’s not our internet – the whole lobby lags and freezes.
Please check and improve server stability.
Also, there are many cheaters in matches.
Please improve the anti-cheat system.
Thank you.

[uncut goblet]

Get a better WiFi?

[devout bobcat]

I only remember Simeon and 007 cuz they’re the one who banned me every week

[warped plume]

potato servers
i m in 1 vs 5 , i kill 4 , the last is in 14 hp , i m full hp , then boom , GAME DISCONNECTS

[warped plume]

wifi isn t the fault atp

[uncut goblet]

Not for me

[devout bobcat]

Please leave a feedback at https://help.standoff2.com/en/ as this chat is intended for chatting only

[strong field]

💔

[devout bobcat]

I should become a so2 vtuber

[uncut goblet]

Probably or Maybe????

[devout bobcat]

“I have a dream” ahh statement

[hexed igloo]

mega beat you to it

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[hexed igloo]

you are 5 years late

[devout bobcat]

I have subs advantage

Half of them are Russians

[uncut goblet]

Ofc

[abstract turtle]

Just finished doing missions

And im enraged due to how much freezing im encountering while playing

[rich crow]

Dw they will add more skins

[abstract turtle]

Its my device ig

[brisk yew]

is playing on PC illegal?

[rich crow]

They should run the servers on arch linux

[crisp pollen]

only esport

[storm latch]

@lilac root

[zinc raven]

yall how much will be the Christmas Box in shop

[rich crow]

@humble frost

[brisk yew]

So normal player is illegal to play on PC?

[rich crow]

No

[hearty sluice]

Chat I have a question

[brisk yew]

All player is free to play on pc?

[buoyant spire]

Is PC players separated from mobile

[hearty sluice]

Nahh

[rich crow]

Yes you can play on pc

[brisk yew]

I saw people getting banned

[brisk yew]

thanks

[rich crow]

I playes 800 hours on pc nothing happens

[buoyant spire]

That's bad lol

[brisk yew]

Where do i download it xD

[rich crow]

Bluestacks 5

Search that

[humble frost]

Tf u want

[warped plume]

it s a shame to fight mobile players from pc and to think that you re better

[brisk yew]

thank you so 🙏🏻

[rich crow]

Didnt know u unblocked me

[brisk yew]

My phone is kinda bad bro

And i thought my pc was better

[rich crow]

My phone is shit so i play on pc simple math

[brisk yew]

My phone so bad always 120+ ping

[weak scaffold]

js play cs2 in pc

[rich crow]

Thtaa hard tho

[brisk yew]

Mongolian community sucks bro

[compact blaze]

[brisk yew]

Youll get cursed every round

[rich crow]

I rather have an advantage over mobiles

Yet i still get owned lmao

[buoyant spire]

All my games getting failed to start ffs

[brisk yew]

Is there any good sens✌🏼

for pc*

[rich crow]

2.53 my go to sens

[buoyant spire]

Fps makes huge difference

[rich crow]

With 0.03 accel

[brisk yew]

k ty

[rich crow]

Can the chat not die

[abstract turtle]

1.40 acceleration

[rich crow]

Ohh best allies player is in the chat

You

Nuh uh

Hejt4 ghosting my clan request

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[abstract turtle]

Hop on G

We need to get master today

The comeback was insane

🫩

[mossy saddle]

Sup

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[abstract turtle]

About what

[rich crow]

Wise people know the best game mode is arms race

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[abstract turtle]

Was definitely until they removed the knife tier steal

[rich crow]

Yeah same its that tired person emoji probably

[abstract turtle]

android

[abstract turtle]

Truth nuke

[dusk wolf]

lmaoo

[abstract turtle]

11:39 pm
I have only 1 hour and 21 minutes left

[rich crow]

Can i pay people to play on my account but not for rank

[dusk wolf]

we cant just add u in hejt4 u know that

[sick cave]

🫩say what

[neon lotus]

bro has 1h21m left of screentime

[abstract turtle]

[rich crow]

Why not

[abstract turtle]

Absolutely im limited

[dusk wolf]

we have to add you into roster. so u have to make ticket in our server yk

[rich crow]

Dude i am quarantined on there

[sly escarp]

Did hid the last throw or a miss too?

[dusk wolf]

xD

minus

[sick cave]

What

[sly escarp]

Check your server again

[abstract turtle]

Need to survive 30 days until my tablet arrives

[sick cave]

I'm not gold bank cuz

[rich crow]

I swear every day they adding 10% more air into chips' packs

[sly escarp]

Its just me begging for gold

[abstract turtle]

Been noticing that since 2018

[sly escarp]

Yes you are 🥹🤞🏾

[abstract turtle]

70% air 30% chips

[rich crow]

A small pack has 5 or 6 in them okay its small but not even a cat could feel that it ate that

[sly escarp]

I actually learned investing now tho

[abstract turtle]

I would rather buy myself 1kg of potatoes and fry them myself

[neon lotus]

buy 10 chips bags, pour them all into one, and re-seal it, and open it again