💬│english-chat

[weary marsh]

how can i report cheater here in discord ?

[knotty pivot]

U still online?

[hasty yarrow]

Pablo getting the ban hammer

Rip

[undone holly]

Yo bro wanna play comp

[hasty yarrow]

Listen

[undone holly]

It is expensive

[hasty yarrow]

Don't say anything else

Dm me

[undone holly]

Omg

Lol

U can buy golds from the game

[pulsar cloak]

Yo, does anyone know why can't I use 120 fps when it's supported on my phone, but it's still capped at 60 fps? @rotund osprey

[undone holly]

Js buy 100 fr

Buy skins

Then buy maybe 1000 gold

U can buy some with that

[neon lotus]

hello guys

[undone holly]

Wsp gng

Dm me I will tell u some knifes

[neon lotus]

just woke up

[undone holly]

Gm

[neon lotus]

gm gewt

[hasty yarrow]

U will almost never see a profit from knives

[undone holly]

It's kinda late for me

[hasty yarrow]

Unless u bought m9 blue blood in may of 2025

It doubled in price

[undone holly]

I'm tryna get butterfly dragon glass I can't afford it

I have half of the gold

Js don't got the other half gold

[blissful mauve]

Justin Bieber 2010 was something else

[undone holly]

@hasty yarrow

U got knife(

[hasty yarrow]

Dms

Get ur money up not ur funny up

I missed the point

Prolly why ur broke

[neon lotus]

[final citrus]

good you?

[undone holly]

Bad

[final citrus]

ok

[undone holly]

Cause

The

Battle pass is NOT ENDING

[final citrus]

ok

[crisp pollen]

worth selling m9 moonstone for other m9?

[boreal gate]

allies master

dm

[rich crow]

hi

[final citrus]

hi

[rich crow]

how to account verify

[final citrus]

?

[hasty yarrow]

Rip u had a good pattern

Sell for 6.8

Trust

[crisp pollen]

nah 7.5

[hasty yarrow]

I got mine off rip at 6

Sold 6.9 got profit

[hasty yarrow]

Have fun waiting for 6 months

[crisp pollen]

i already found someone who s giving me 7.3k for it

[hasty yarrow]

Oh nah

Send ss of it in photos

I forget what it looks like

[mighty granite]

Scrim

[boreal gate]

allies

[hasty yarrow]

Mmr?

Fire

I forgot how lucky u got

Loll

[crisp pollen]

xD

[hasty yarrow]

I sold my m9 for geo gloves

Getting m9 poison today

Do u think price will sky rocket after valor case releases or nah

Bc the demand is high rn, low supply obv

But

The demand might be even higher when the valor cases drop

The prices might go even higher

[crisp pollen]

ofc i think m9 poison will be around 3-4k

[hasty yarrow]

Hm

Idk man

Ig we'll see

[crisp pollen]

rn is 9k?

[hasty yarrow]

10

Nvm 9.5

Req at 9.25

[crisp pollen]

u see, prices are going down slowly

[hasty yarrow]

If the price sky rockets I'm gonna kill someone

I almost got it the other day lol

I was one away

Axlebolt robbing me blind

[crisp pollen]

i ll wait for now tbh

[abstract turtle]

Prices will drop drastically after the introduction of valor

[hasty yarrow]

But the demanddddd

[crisp pollen]

only if valor will cost 100g

[hasty yarrow]

How will ik prices will drop

[hasty yarrow]

^

There's too many factors

[abstract turtle]

Already observed the crash when prey got released

[hasty yarrow]

That was different

Bp r always different

[abstract turtle]

I meant the dynasty

Cases

[hasty yarrow]

Oh

Hm

Fair point

[scenic crown]

@abstract turtle if u could invest 1k in one skin/sticker where it would be

[hasty yarrow]

I will wait

Space vision

And legends

And dragon rise

😛

[abstract turtle]

Subject x sticker

Because it has been rising from 30 all the way from 70

Its not even dropping

Always rising slowly

[crisp pollen]

a better ideea is the anime sticker

from syndicate

[final citrus]

[wide sentinel]

Anyone looking for people to join a clan?

[long glen]

hey

[final citrus]

me

[rich crow]

Hi

[hearty sluice]

Does more screen hz means more fps

[rich crow]

If your phone is strong enough to keep up with the hz, yes

[hearty sluice]

185hz with snapdragon 8 elite

[rich crow]

It definetly is

You get 185 fps

[hearty sluice]

Cuz I found a phone with 185hz and it's not even expensive

[rich crow]

Snapdragon 8 elite can run anything youre fine

[hearty sluice]

But there's a problem

It released a couple of days ago and its still only in china

[final citrus]

grandpa

[abstract turtle]

Asus rog 9?

[rich crow]

I guess you gotta wait till people imports them

[hearty sluice]

Nahh honor win RT

[abstract turtle]

Alright that one

[hearty sluice]

I can order it and it's gonna take a long time

[rich crow]

Against the rules

[fathom olive]

Dołącz do mojego oddziału w Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/pl/referral/bind/154765069

[abstract turtle]

You won’t find anyone selling gold here

[hearty sluice]

I can order that phone for 460 usd

[rich crow]

Rich millionaire

[hearty sluice]

460usd is almost the minimum wage in my country

[hasty yarrow]

What's that in usd

Oh

Nvm

Bro said uso

Thought that was like

Idek I can't justify my stupidity

[hearty sluice]

Minimum wage in my country is 620€

[remote heron]

what is this link?

[rich crow]

Chat died

[tough meadow]

[blissful mauve]

[final harness]

Someone help my😭😭😭

[abstract turtle]

We have a life

[dire dune]

smth like 500-550 € in my country

[hearty sluice]

Where you from?

[dire dune]

turkey

kebab country

[dire dune]

honor win?

[hearty sluice]

We close

[hearty sluice]

Yh honor win RT

[dire dune]

w you from

[hearty sluice]

Bulgaria

[dire dune]

i thought that is currently only in china

[dire dune]

ahhh

[hearty sluice]

Yh I can order it from china

[frozen raptor]

Does so2 support above 120hz?

[dire dune]

yes

[frozen raptor]

Oh

[dire dune]

only if you have a device over 120hz

and cappable

[hearty sluice]

Ok still using a phone with android 13

[frozen raptor]

Crack it bro

[frozen raptor]

Same

[dire dune]

i dont think this is the right placr

e

[hearty sluice]

I'm using honor magic 5 lite

[frozen raptor]

Im honor too

[hearty sluice]

Which one

[dire dune]

ur other name was better tbh

erikas

i always saw erikas

huh

yeah i only saw that

[half tide]

[noble dagger]

[dire dune]

i just entered faceit chat and i got sweared on imidiatly

i just said do yall go to sleep?

then my country got sweared on

im being honest

[narrow folio]

helper lead

[dire dune]

dead chat

[abstract turtle]

[boreal gate]

master

[hearty sluice]

Which honor

[stray violet]

Nah

[tough meadow]

Nah - h + p = Nap

[stray violet]

Nap - p + b = Nab

[narrow folio]

nab fish

[merry leaf]

someone help me i send photos in media

photos chanel

[stray violet]

It's a scammer

[final citrus]

[tough meadow]

it clearly says axlebolt will never dm you through in-game dms. So whoever is dming you is a scammer

[rich crow]

Yeah got that yesterday too i said kinds words to him its too kind i cant share here

[crisp pollen]

7.2k

[merry leaf]

okeey thanks

[stray violet]

Well well well

All of a sudden we go down the 300g

[rich crow]

They are mostly 15 16 year old kids just ignore them

[mighty tusk]

I want a knife....

[rich crow]

All they do is trash talk and say the n word over and over

[devout bobcat]

[stray violet]

Noob Zharfan

[rich crow]

Name leaked

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

[vast granite]

hello

can someone explain “korvac” to me idk if i’m saying it right

[compact python]

GUYS

pc when

[rich crow]

There is 4 anime girls in my friends list and everyday they change pfp 😭

[vast granite]

wow

[rich crow]

U can play on pc

[compact python]

How

[rich crow]

Emulator

[vast granite]

bluestacks

[compact python]

Alr

Bronacho

[rich crow]

Caveman discovering fire

[vast granite]

caveman discovering tools

[rich crow]

Should i open my winter gift box

I have nothing to lose

[abstract turtle]

Has odds worse than a normal box

[narrow folio]

winter "gift"

gift means poison in german

[dire dune]

yeah

[hearty sluice]

Chat I just got a Motorola ✌️

[narrow folio]

twin

✌️

[final citrus]

you should open the gift box trust

[hearty sluice]

You using Motorola too?

[abstract turtle]

I'll sell it for 40 gold ig

[narrow folio]

yessir

[final citrus]

nah open it it cant be worse then getting kukri

[stray violet]

Noob

[hearty sluice]

Which one

[devout bobcat]

[narrow folio]

shadap

[stray violet]

[narrow folio]

no one talking to u

[abstract turtle]

I don't regret my decision now

[dire dune]

is this ur shift rn?

[devout bobcat]

Nah

[narrow folio]

edge 60 pro

[devout bobcat]

do you see me being online?

[stray violet]

How about you edge 60 pros

[narrow folio]

[final citrus]

[narrow folio]

not the first time I'm hearing that

[stray violet]

(I was the first)

[narrow folio]

u aint creative lil bro

[hearty sluice]

You got it better than me I'm using g35

[dire dune]

yes

[narrow folio]

no my cousin was the first

😭

[stray violet]

[final citrus]

fake gangster here now 😭

[narrow folio]

never heard of that. I got mine because of the AI button thing

and a good camera

[abstract turtle]

Who's who ?

[final citrus]

the gangster is the ganster and the other gasnter isnt the ganster

[devout bobcat]

I think he is a gageseter

[undone holly]

Lmao

[hearty sluice]

Search it up

[devout bobcat]

#🛡│clans

[mighty granite]

4/5

[devout bobcat]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1460740206696206523

[tough meadow]

Dude has a Conor McGregor pfp in 2026

[hearty sluice]

@narrow folio how much fps you get

[narrow folio]

i keep my phone itself at 90 because of battery

and I don't play as much

so yea

[rich crow]

Gaster

[proper monolith]

hello

[dire dune]

@tough meadow

[rich crow]

Guys recommend me game communites that doesnt have any toxic people

[dire dune]

nothinf

g

[rich crow]

Wow sad

[dire dune]

especially if ur in turkey

[rich crow]

Yea they get pretty racist towards

[tough meadow]

?

[dire dune]

can i show u a trick

[tough meadow]

Sure

[dire dune]

repeat as my income 3 times

[rich crow]

/ban thund7r

[drifting badge]

Hello

[thin whale]

.

[rich crow]

Dedchat

[hearty sluice]

I use 120

[warped lotus]

Go outside

[knotty pivot]

Idk
I wanna take a little break rn

[rich crow]

Overrated tbh

[tough meadow]

How can I get a promo code? https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

[rich crow]

Instead work a job and get a promotion

[dire dune]

censor

[hollow marten]

Hi! Has the game added an offline mode against bots?

[rich crow]

Didnt know kai cenat made crypto scams

#📸│photos

[dire dune]

nope

all online

[rich crow]

They in the wrong server tbh everyone here is broke apart from few people

[hollow marten]

thanks

[dire dune]

there is a few modified game versions of this game

with every skin and vs bots

[rich crow]

I know people that would struggle even against the bots but somehow master rank

[dense monolith]

Halloo new here!

By any chance, do you have any spare common cases? Hehe 😅

[rich crow]

[dire dune]

[rich crow]

I want to opwn winter case

0.001 chance for a treasure hunter

That is wrong its 50% chance to get it you either get it or you dnt

[dire dune]

open it then : )

[rich crow]

Got a better idea ill sell it for 200 300 then open 3 cases

[dire dune]

just to get rare items

[rich crow]

Better than getting a crate

[dense monolith]

But if you have spare common cases, you know if you don't mind 🙏

[dire dune]

u cant give cases to another person yk right?

[blissful mauve]

[dense monolith]

Ohh really? I didn't know bruhh 😂

Thanks for letting me know

Sorry abt that

[tough meadow]

Hmm

[thin whale]

.

[tough meadow]

@dense monolith Begging's not allowed. I'll let this one slide cause cases aren't transferable

[steady slate]

When is revenge boxes getting in market??

[dense monolith]

I'm not begging, just asking

And I'm new so i didn't know

[sterile hamlet]

Never

[dense monolith]

Sorry about that though

[tough meadow]

What do you think qualifies as begging? Here, if you "ask" someone for things, it's begging

[tough meadow]

All good, just trying to make you aware

[blissful mauve]

You sure about that

[dense monolith]

Thanks 👍

[lunar mica]

[steady slate]

When is revenge boxes getting in market??

[reef scarab]

2300 to 1803💔

Anyone trynna 1v1?

[blissful mauve]

Gang...

[thin whale]

we can try

[reef scarab]

147412974

Add me up

[thin whale]

which server do you play

[blissful mauve]

[reef scarab]

Hk

Singa

Jp

[steady slate]

?

[thin whale]

plz dont be a pc player

[blissful mauve]

yonose

[blissful mauve]

It is

[dense monolith]

Do it live!! 💪📣

[reef scarab]

Phone 50-60 fps

Rest assured, im shit at the game

[steady slate]

Bro wdym

[reef scarab]

Anyone trynna spectate?

[steady slate]

I can

[blissful mauve]

...

[blissful mauve]

Imma text you bae

[dense monolith]

@reef scarab do it live!! 💪📣

[reef scarab]

Add me

Whoever wants to spec

[rich crow]

Noobs

[dense monolith]

Do it for discord

[blissful mauve]

I'll narrate the game here

[dense monolith]

Hahaha

[stray violet]

Someone just stream it

[rich crow]

Wow.

[dense monolith]

@reef scarab done bro i want to see

[sterile hamlet]

Mods nuke him he didn't read #📖│server-rules

[stray violet]

Who even reads rules anymore

[rich crow]

Someone nuke me

[dense monolith]

Someone stream the 1v1

[wild epoch]

Didn't knew

[hallow vessel]

Does anyone want to play allies, i am tired from the bot random teammates
i just turned from ranger to gold III

[rich crow]

Uhh everybody because you must read the rules before chattinf

[wild epoch]

Lol

[steady slate]

@reef scarab add me bro

[wild epoch]

🤣

[astral ice]

✌🏼

[stray violet]

No you can just scroll to the bottom and hit "I read all the rules"

[blissful mauve]

He didn't add no one

[steady slate]

So i wanna spec the 1v1?

[dense monolith]

Hahahaha yeh I think they already started

We'll just imagine what's happening

[steady slate]

Bro

🫩

[rich crow]

Mods ban him

[blissful mauve]

Mods

Sleep

Ban m1

M one a extra large

[rich crow]

You guys like 1v1's so much then someone come do vs me i warn you it would be the easiest game of ur life

[dense monolith]

HAHAHA

[blissful mauve]

Facts

Same for me

[steady slate]

:DD

[blissful mauve]

I don't play any game mode besides 5v5 for a reason

[tough meadow]

[dense monolith]

Go 1v1 someone bro@rich crow stream it for the boys

[reef scarab]

Ggs king @thin whale

[thin whale]

wp

[reef scarab]

Wpwp

[stray violet]

Damn already?

[dense monolith]

Ohh it's done?!!!??!

[reef scarab]

Ye

[sterile hamlet]

Easiest game would be against me

[rich crow]

Im dangerous tho my phone has a performance mode button that just makes it 0.01 ghz faster

[reef scarab]

Your profile just flashbanged me🙏💔

[dense monolith]

@rich crow flex 💪

[blissful mauve]

Ban him mods, assaulted a civilian in discord

[dense monolith]

HAHAHHAA

[rich crow]

Used to have a counter on my profile for how many people said that

[reef scarab]

Exactly😔

[dense monolith]

Why you keep asking mods for banning people?@blissful mauve Hahhahaha

[sterile hamlet]

How did it go@reef scarab

[blissful mauve]

Ban him mods , he just admitted on doing it in purpose

[reef scarab]

I won

17-12

[sterile hamlet]

Damn

[blissful mauve]

Zhxrm is the smartest

[rich crow]

I woukd kewp counting bur i ran out of numbers

[blissful mauve]

LO

[devout bobcat]

[dense monolith]

💪📣!!

[reef scarab]

Zhxrm pro

[sterile hamlet]

Which guns

[blissful mauve]

WHAT

[reef scarab]

Ak

And usp

[rich crow]

I can count to maximum number of 96 since all my guns cant do more damage than that number

[sterile hamlet]

Ohhh

[abstract turtle]

In 1 month I will finally able to get triple legend

[blissful mauve]

ohbrotha

[reef scarab]

Hello babes

[sterile seal]

daddy here

[sterile hamlet]

Nice

[sterile seal]

a

[abstract turtle]

[rich crow]

Someone hop on 1v1

[reef scarab]

Ik yo ahh flattered

[blissful mauve]

John Pork isn't here why u lying

[reef scarab]

Hop on

Add me

147412974

[stray violet]

Bro there's some creepy ahh sounds here

[rich crow]

Ok

[dense monolith]

IF SOMEONE DO A 1V1 STREAM IT FOR THE BOYS!!!! 📣📣📣

[sterile seal]

yeah exactly

[stray violet]

Should I leave

[sterile seal]

its daddy (me)

jhon park aint

[thin whale]

inv i wanna see

[hallow vessel]

any one allies?

[reef scarab]

Oke

[sterile seal]

so2 gotta make a new rank above legend

theres alot of ppl with it

[sterile hamlet]

God rank

Joke

[sterile seal]

Immortal

[sterile hamlet]

Nahh

[abstract turtle]

Just imported my redmagic astra (will take 1 month for shipping)

[sterile hamlet]

Doesn't fit

[abstract turtle]

[reef scarab]

@rich crow 147412974

Add me quick

[sterile seal]

Cesletial

[blissful mauve]

@devout bobcat I was about to grind F1 again and I got a negative grade meaning I have 5 days til last college exam

[sterile hamlet]

Yeahhh

[stray violet]

Veteran

[sterile seal]

mehhh

[sterile hamlet]

Not veteran

[devout bobcat]

Wth is negative grade

[blissful mauve]

It's a 4.6/20

[sterile seal]

skull

[abstract turtle]

For no lifers like me who grind duel only

[blissful mauve]

I needed 6.5

[devout bobcat]

Nice score

[blissful mauve]

Yep

[devout bobcat]

keep it down

[blissful mauve]

Half of the whole class had below 7

[reef dragon]

Play 2vs2 rank ?

[blissful mauve]

And it's not that we bad , teacher just forgot to lecture 3 clssses

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna try answering the questions in my exam without studying (it’s a civilization subject)

[devout bobcat]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1044085342308941944

I have my assignments to back my score up

At least B is enough for me

I don’t want A

[stray violet]

A is too tryhard

[devout bobcat]

Cuz A = award = higher expectation = stress = depression

[stray violet]

A students are drowning in college debt

Meanwhile D students are making millions off social media

Let that sink in

[devout bobcat]

[pallid mantle]

Suck

[devout bobcat]

Not even D, straight up dropped out of college

[stray violet]

Talking bout high school grades

[reef scarab]

Ggs @rich crow

[devout bobcat]

College is high school for me

[stray violet]

Ok

[reef scarab]

South asian

[devout bobcat]

I miss my college days

Being woken up by a warden with water spray

[reef scarab]

Ggs kings @thin whale @rich crow

[rich crow]

Generational embarrasment from me

[neon lotus]

hi guys

[devout bobcat]

One guy thought it was his homie who did it and cussed at him

[reef scarab]

Nahhh

U did good

🫶🫵

[wise stream]

College barely feels worth it anymore. You take on massive debt, spend years studying, and still aren’t guaranteed a job. At that point you might as well put that money toward a house instead since at least you actually own something

[tough meadow]

[abstract turtle]

I lost to you on 60hz

[reef scarab]

Well said

[devout bobcat]

My diploma is free

Thanks tax payers

[rich crow]

Dude paying to get a free thing

I just steal someones diploma and put my name on it

[reef scarab]

@rich crow

What’s ur fps

[rich crow]

60

[neon lotus]

nnnnnnnnnn

[reef scarab]

Yooo me too

[blissful mauve]

AHAHAH
The bad of this class is that there are no assignments , just exam

[devout mist]

What happens if I beg like this

Pls gold

[blissful mauve]

People give you gold

[neon lotus]

u get ip banned

[devout mist]

WHA

PLS GOLD

PLS GOLD

PLS GOLD

PLS GOLD

PLS GOLD

PLS GOLD

[neon lotus]

and u get sent an email of a job application pdf from axlebolt

[devout mist]

PLS GOLD

[blissful mauve]

I lied

[devout mist]

.

I know where you live

[blissful mauve]

3712 Broad lawn Studio city

[reef scarab]

How does 0.03 gold sound

[devout mist]

1000k

[reef scarab]

0.01 and a used tissue

Final offer

[neon lotus]

too much bro make it 0.01

[blissful mauve]

If u can tell me how much is that I give you a hug

[reef scarab]

Damn u right

[devout mist]

1000000

[rich crow]

1000000

[neon lotus]

nice now yall get 2 hugs

[blissful mauve]

W.

[rich crow]

10000000

[devout mist]

FUH NAH

GIVE 10 gold

[rich crow]

10000000

[blissful mauve]

Some guys don't receive not even a hug or flowers til their funeral

Be grateful for hug

[rich crow]

Skill issue

Give me hugs tho

[neon lotus]

how r they gonna receive a hug if they inside a coffin

[devout mist]

I’m a baddie

[neon lotus]

[rich crow]

Same

[devout mist]

No

[rich crow]

Lets go baddie for baddie on photos rn

[proper monolith]

hello

[blissful mauve]

you never went to a funeral

Glad to hear that

[blissful mauve]

Fine

Start @rich crow

[neon lotus]

went to 2 funerals

3

[tough meadow]

despite my age I've never been to a funeral

[blissful mauve]

And nobody ever went close to the person ?

[neon lotus]

no

[rich crow]

I ve been to 4

[neon lotus]

u normally dont hug a dead person bro

[blissful mauve]

Not even you for last respects ?

[neon lotus]

😭✌🏿

[blissful mauve]

Not a normal person

[rich crow]

Oh thats not a normal thing?

[blissful mauve]

But a mom

Or a dad

Will

[neon lotus]

ur words were most men dont receive a hug until their funeral

how r we gonna hug smb if they inside a coffin

[rich crow]

Id go in with them

[blissful mauve]

What kind of

Ffreakbob here

[rich crow]

If i love them enough tho not eveyone deserves it

[neon lotus]

bro is not houdini

[abstract turtle]

☠️

[blissful mauve]

Facts

That's what I'm saying the ones I went , the most loved ones would go closer to the person

[neon lotus]

im 22 and last funeral i went to i was uhh

idk 13

14

[rich crow]

Unc

[blissful mauve]

They let you in at 13?

I got an idea , first one to marry here invite all helpers in this server

😭

[tough meadow]

I'm 23 and never went to a funeral. The closest person that's ever died is my grandpa but on the day of his funeral I had a very important exam. I did say goodbye to his dead body tho

[neon lotus]

yes bro im pretty sure you don't have to be of legal age to attend a funeral

[blissful mauve]

You don't but like family normally closes you out when u that young

[neon lotus]

what kinda family u got😭✌🏿

[tough meadow]

different culture I guess

[rich crow]

Bet

[blissful mauve]

Dang, fortunately (unfortunately because I attended them) funerals I went were from friends or family of friends

[neon lotus]

i went to my grandma's, great grandma's and my grandpa's brother

[blissful mauve]

@rich crow where the baddie for baddie

[tiny ember]

Thanks

[rich crow]

You first

[blissful mauve]

I gotta know what lvl we on

So you first

[tough meadow]

👋

[rich crow]

Okay

[devout bobcat]

Free bird

[rich crow]

Ill send a while later since they made the cooldown for a eternity

[tiny ember]

Y'all should be careful mentioning age

[blissful mauve]

You love that charm @tiny ember don't you

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

I think I’m 13 now

[blissful mauve]

Good night monsieur !

[blissful mauve]

Not the sticker , the charm

[tiny ember]

deadahh im not kidding cuh

[blissful mauve]

You think?

[tiny ember]

yeh pingu

[blissful mauve]

Discord come kill me if you really about it

[tiny ember]

Discord tos is awful

[blissful mauve]

I'm at 3712 Broadlawn Studio City

[devout bobcat]

I’m the one who reported people who joked about being under 13

[tiny ember]

Immaculate

[blissful mauve]

You a helper in standoff 2

We expect u to do tha

[devout bobcat]

[blissful mauve]

Someone asked u what's your favorite sticker

[devout bobcat]

Can we have free healthcare

$0.20 hospital treatment is too much

[rich crow]

Freaky

[blissful mauve]

What in the world of hospital you only pay 0.20

For

[rich crow]

Lung cancer

[devout bobcat]

Government hospitals

[blissful mauve]

You got anything bigger

Than that

[tiny ember]

If only discord let me

[blissful mauve]

🙁

[tiny ember]

I gotta buy their company first tho

[blissful mauve]

Well

[neon lotus]

i do...

[undone holly]

Good luck

[rich crow]

Popodak

[blissful mauve]

[abstract turtle]

[rich crow]

Av serius pp1 serius av screm av sleep

[undone holly]

Wspp

[abstract turtle]

insert reply

[undone holly]

[tiny ember]

Whatsapp good (wsg)

[abstract turtle]

[undone holly]

[undone holly]

[undone holly]

I need help

[devout bobcat]

Also don’t forget to buy the hologram bundle

[devout bobcat]

911 what’s the nature of your emergency?

[undone holly]

I don't got money💔

[undone holly]

"Hangs up"

[tiny ember]

[normal scaffold]

@knotty pivot LEZ GO i got now drivers license passed the exam

[devout bobcat]

Preferably buy the P90 bundle

[devout bobcat]

Is it manual

[normal scaffold]

It isssss

Cuz if i pass manual i can drive both manual amd automatix

[devout bobcat]

My condolences to people who had to do hill start during a test

[normal scaffold]

And i passed all 4 exams

[normal scaffold]

I kean

Mean

Its hard

But ik how to do it

[devout bobcat]

Never follow your instructor cuz his tips are crap

[undone holly]

Nah It's easy I'm level 156 in gta5

[devout bobcat]

Who the hell tells you to use the handbrake for hill start? Just ride the clutch while you look left and eight before exiting

[narrow folio]

guys should I buy the p90 bundle?

[tiny ember]

I'll just ride till i reach the exit gate

[narrow folio]

I think I should

[undone holly]

Ye

U shoukd

[narrow folio]

thanks

[undone holly]

U should

Ita so cool

😎

[devout bobcat]

Wanna be my pillion?

[narrow folio]

what's a hill start

[rich crow]

Im 8000 level

[narrow folio]

mine was parellel park, then 8 then H park then hill

[undone holly]

I'm 8001 on alt 😎

[devout bobcat]

Moving a car on steep road

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

Thanks, I suck at having a pillion behind me

[tiny ember]

"bruh"

[devout bobcat]

When a 40kg rider had to bring a 80kg pillion

My friend crashed his bike cuz of it

[tiny ember]

I should buy 500 stock of

[devout bobcat]

Well not his bike, his pillion’s bike

[narrow folio]

although I had to stop right before the very top of the hill, i didn't know what to do so I just dropped the brake, then the clutch and floored the gas 😭

[undone holly]

Zhxrm do u get paid?

[devout bobcat]

That’s classified

[devout bobcat]

Even AI doesn’t know

[narrow folio]

it was an old rusty car so I didn't fly off

[rich crow]

Guys how do i fix my internet just cutying off

[narrow folio]

restart

[rich crow]

And just do one thing i pay for it to do

[undone holly]

Turn off-turn on

[rich crow]

Mobile data

One day its fine one day i get 150 ping minimum

[knotty pivot]

Niceee)))

[undone holly]

Play?

[knotty pivot]

In 20 min?

[undone holly]

Bet

[tiny ember]

Just bought 13 rn

[neon lotus]

how much is that sticker

[tiny ember]

60-70

æ

[neon lotus]

so 500 would be 30k-35k

[tiny ember]

[neon lotus]

pox

[devout bobcat]

They should make a feature where we can sell our stuff in bulk

[neon lotus]

thats not even possible in cs2 ur asking for a lot

[tiny ember]

this when i tryna sell my 7 hanami gloves

[devout bobcat]

(Might crash the already on life support server)

[neon lotus]

what they could add is a multiple listing feature

meaning u sell each skin individually, with same or different prices at the same time

[tiny ember]

Just remove the holo bundle. A very important matter

[neon lotus]

im not gonna buy it

[tiny ember]

I hope 431,735 members in this server said the same thing too

[neon lotus]

yeah no im good

im good w my knives

[devout bobcat]

Nooo my commission

[neon lotus]

my worthless m9 dragon glass and butterfly legacy

[tiny ember]

I just want em to avoid p90 dawg

[undone holly]

Oh hi s1

[devout bobcat]

Don’t forget to buy the P90 bundle

[tiny ember]

Idc bout the karam

[tiny ember]

[velvet drift]

Nice role changer

[devout bobcat]

I should join marketing team

[mossy saddle]

sup chat

[devout bobcat]

Where profit numba 1

[tiny ember]

The p90 holo ain't give any profit. Remove it

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna flop hard in this exam

Cuz studying is only for weaklings

[velvet drift]

Why would you perform a dive on your exams

[devout bobcat]

Real men take it regardless if they fail or pass

[devout bobcat]

I performed dive bomb with my bike everytime

[neon lotus]

arent u chinese

ur supposed to be smart

[dire dune]

@devout bobcat can i show u a trick

[devout bobcat]

I’m Mr. Worldwide

[neon lotus]

bro doesn't know who his dad is

[devout bobcat]

I’m East and West in one

[neon lotus]

bro is a cardinal point

[velvet drift]

No north and south?

You're not truly Mr. Worldwide if you haven't conquered all four of them

Hello season 1

[neon lotus]

open them and sell everything before it comes to shop

no don't hold the cases

[velvet drift]

You can sell the skins

[devout bobcat]

They don’t exist

[neon lotus]

open them and sell the skins

[neon lotus]

cases are gonna come to the shop in a month

[mossy saddle]

um

[neon lotus]

not the marketplace

every skin is gonna crash in rpice

price

bro

you literally can go to the shop

[devout bobcat]

North and South are just Chinese propaganda into making you thinking there are penguin and polar bear

[neon lotus]

it says a big ahh "AVAILABLE SOON"

[mossy saddle]

it will come when ny bp end

[devout bobcat]

[mossy saddle]

yay

[velvet drift]

When the world only goes x-axis

[devout bobcat]

[hexed igloo]

dont tell anyone, case dropping in 30 minutes

[devout bobcat]

Me when I realise I can start a cult and there are people out there who will believe it

[undone holly]

I'm leaking it

[hexed igloo]

zhorm probably go in a scamming scandal before leaving the mod team

[devout bobcat]

[undone holly]

Who os zhormmm

[devout bobcat]

That was Fl1p

[neon lotus]

what did fl1p do

[velvet drift]

Right as he was about to make a peaceful departure

[mossy saddle]

Can you explain?

[neon lotus]

idk bro im asking

[devout bobcat]

nuh uh, I prefer having clean image

[mossy saddle]

I don't know anything about moderators on this server

[neon lotus]

he knows the history

what did fl1p do zharmxc

[velvet drift]

Fl1p flopped

[devout bobcat]

Ask @sick cave

[mossy saddle]

@sick cave wake up, buddy

what happened with fl1p

[neon lotus]

@sick cave youtube banned ur channel

[velvet drift]

@sick cave I'm pregnant

[neon lotus]

@sick cave dad came back w the milk

[sick cave]

Nice ping

[devout bobcat]

My pregnant result went negative

[neon lotus]

what happened w fl1p

[sick cave]

Idk, why don't u ask him

[mint ice]

Comp?

Fênix comp?

[velvet drift]

Turns out, he was only a class 1 obese

[sick cave]

😭 🥀son

[devout bobcat]

He finna spin the story

Like hell he will admit his wrongdoings

Never in eternity

[sick cave]

Don't care, he can keep on crying and I wouldn't care

[devout bobcat]

There are people who still thinks he’s innocent

[sick cave]

Bad rep banned member vs inactive unc

[neon lotus]

what happened brpo

[velvet drift]

Cinema

[devout bobcat]

[mossy saddle]

tell about him

[sick cave]

Exactly

[neon lotus]

oh he was selling gold and scammed ppl

and took possibly 3k$ cuz ppl thought he was trustworthy bc he was a helper?

[sick cave]

I don't know much about him selling gold, I only know he tryna scam people

[narrow folio]

fl1p?

[devout bobcat]

Since when he was a helper

He was just a mod in lilith server

[neon lotus]

oh

[narrow folio]

there was this guy who claimed to be an insider 🤨

[neon lotus]

thiught he was a helper

[narrow folio]

idk his name

[devout bobcat]

And he took that chance to exploit people into buying from him

[sick cave]

He's such a bother

[devout bobcat]

[narrow folio]

wowie

[sick cave]

Heard he's tarnishing my name on lilith server 🤨

But who cares, me and lilith on good terms

[velvet drift]

Crazy

[devout bobcat]

Some people are short minded

[sick cave]

Trust me, I know how that guy is

[narrow folio]

u mean small minded

[sick cave]

🧠

[narrow folio]

smol brain

[devout bobcat]

He only see the thing that benefits him but he didn’t think what will happen to him in the long run

[sick cave]

Nope, he tried to scam one of the members on other servers

[narrow folio]

scammers never think that far

[hexed igloo]

I scammed fl1p

[sick cave]

💥

[neon lotus]

W

[mossy saddle]

+rep

[narrow folio]

@grok is this true?

also I can ping time now

[neon lotus]

grok: yes i was the middleman

[narrow folio]

<t:1768490276:R>

[neon lotus]

wtf

[hexed igloo]

<t:1768490285:F>

what

[narrow folio]

20:48

[neon lotus]

<t:1768490298:R>

[narrow folio]

lmao

[hexed igloo]

I took a shit <t:1768490319:R>

[devout bobcat]

<t:1768490276:R> what is this

[narrow folio]

[velvet drift]

13 seconds ago now

[mossy saddle]

bruh

[hexed igloo]

its 20 tbh

[neon lotus]

hi

[velvet drift]

About the same size as a skillet

[blissful mauve]

You lost 1 minute ago

[neon lotus]

hola

[narrow folio]

what's the point when I can't set the time

stupid feature

[vernal gull]

Why does phoneix get an elite lobby? 😭🙏🏽

[blissful mauve]

There are between 6 to 7 points

[narrow folio]

they got high hopes for u

[blissful mauve]

[vernal gull]

Hopes are crushed

[blissful mauve]

They know you worth more than what a rank tells u

[narrow folio]

💔

[vernal gull]

With my will as well

[vernal gull]

Holy molested by them

[blissful mauve]

That's a crazy word usage

[vernal gull]

8-3

I sent that match on images

[hexed igloo]

holy testicle' crams

[devout bobcat]

Massive popodak

[neon lotus]

dsfkkaldfa

pimpumpam

bro im so bored

[snow loom]

lol

[velvet drift]

Nice rendering

[neon lotus]

zharm can u shoutout my friend benito camelo

[karmic vault]

Shoutout to j
Shoutout to benito flex..

I got 99 sub in yt

[neon lotus]

i said zharm not vas cat

[karmic vault]

shoutout to camel

[normal scaffold]

@knotty pivot Shall we continue where we left off ?

[narrow folio]

standoff 2 would be peak if they allow us to drop GIFs in general chat

[devout bobcat]

Shoutout to Najib Razak

[karmic vault]

If I win 1 competitive match and then the other match players with legend rank 😭😭why always this ?

[dark sequoia]

.

[narrow folio]

or in the photos channel atleast

[blissful mauve]

It's benito birthday as well

[normal scaffold]

Pheonix lobbys are only masters+

[velvet drift]

Shoutout my cat pleas

[karmic vault]

I am a elite player aim sometimes yikes ahha

Yes sure

give me ur pay.. acc

so I can send u some $

[terse pond]

okay

90774023 this is my frnds

[karmic vault]

Holy moly

My back acc just got hacked

[blissful mauve]

English

[devout bobcat]

Shoutout to Zhorm

[karmic vault]

shit

[karmic vault]

Spanish espanol ? Hola

[neon lotus]

hola

[terse pond]

well its not chinese i spoke

[karmic vault]

U speak chicken curry…

[blissful mauve]

What

[normal scaffold]

@knotty pivot Oi

[neon lotus]

idian

[terse pond]

wtf llol

[devout bobcat]

[neon lotus]

indian

[karmic vault]

U got it hahah

[devout bobcat]

Apache attack helicopter