💬│english-chat

[clever wedge]

[sullen hedge]

Bro something is wrong in hk server

Idk why every player is disconnected from game

[tough meadow]

This happens time to time. You have to wait until things are smooth again. Report here:
There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[tiny ember]

[knotty pivot]

[median spindle]

any1 wants to play 2v2

[cyan lily]

@tough meadow

if ur helper

help me

help me remove 20%

from market😭

[final citrus]

[rich crow]

[abstract turtle]

Its to balance the economy of the game

Without the tax the value of gold will crash

[cyan lily]

it sucks

[abstract turtle]

If it gets removed the entire market will get insanely expensive

And value of gold will fall

[cyan lily]

atleast turn that shit into 10%

[lone wraith]

I still believe in your eyes

[lime harness]

hi

i new man

how to play?

[proper monolith]

hello

[lime harness]

5vs5???

[abstract turtle]

Will still absolutely destroy the market value

[safe cloak]

Most likely

[tough meadow]

[olive prism]

what should i buy now chat

[final citrus]

without the tax gold would not have value

or it would decreese by a lot

making skin way more expsinve

[tough meadow]

karambit gold

[storm pine]

when can they integrate native keyboard and mouse support im sick of third party keymappers

💔✌️

[tiny ember]

bundles

[tiny ember]

cs 2 is free btw

[visual pendant]

Hey guys

How much do you yall thimk valor case and gift box will cost at the end of the season?

I think i will save it for couple of years

Wha abt valor.?

Like 60?

[olive prism]

i need to know the next boost bro 🙏

[visual pendant]

Remaster will revive

I hope atleast

[olive prism]

i missed the pixel camo

its 70 now tho

should i buy

[visual pendant]

Pixel camo??

[olive prism]

mhm

[visual pendant]

For awm?

[olive prism]

no for g22

[visual pendant]

Or?

O

Nah

[olive prism]

it was 400

now dropped to 70

[visual pendant]

Probably

The streamers raiding the market again.

[olive prism]

well we need to benefit

but idk what to buy

[tough meadow]

👋

[olive prism]

i needa know what boost is next broooo

[visual pendant]

Is not a benefit

They raise the prices

[olive prism]

yea and i sell then

[visual pendant]

And when ppl buy it they just pull back

[olive prism]

i buy g22 at 15 gold, i sell at 400 ez

[visual pendant]

Yss but u need to go to special Telegram channels for that

[olive prism]

u have any info tho?

[visual pendant]

Tg channels?

no.

[clever wedge]

Playing with randoms is just a worst dream possible

[pine oar]

Hey

[humble bobcat]

hi guys im new

[clever wedge]

Hi that’s cool

Nice

[noble dagger]

[clever wedge]

Lol

[final citrus]

nab

[olive prism]

bro i need to know about the next boost so bad

imma js buy a skin from each one

[tawdry gorge]

yo

[little rivet]

Sup

[hexed igloo]

raw fingering'

[exotic ginkgo]

I got a 480 Hz pc I Wonder how much does standoff run

[clever wedge]

What are ur 3 fluent languages?

[exotic ginkgo]

Romanian english spanish

[clever wedge]

That’s cool

In total u speak 8?

[storm pine]

im convinced theyre genuine robots

[clever wedge]

In 8 rounds my teammate does 6 kills.

Like how is it possible?

[storm pine]

8 rounds 8 deaths 0 kills

this the bs they be doin

[olive prism]

explosion grafitti warning is insane

y all should buy it

i got it at 2 60

[clever wedge]

Tf

[hexed igloo]

sorry bout that

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[vernal moon]

aahhahahahaah

[hexed igloo]

stop tryna be me 🙄

im him

[mint forge]

huh

[devout bobcat]

Ye you might wanna head to #🛡│clans instead 🦛

[mint forge]

y did bro delete

[devout bobcat]

This is not a chat to advertise your clan

[clever wedge]

How ranger with level 28 and 15 hours total played..

Ruining..

[mint forge]

smirf?

[clever wedge]

I am so pissed.. it’s impossible to go with randoms

[mint forge]

i have like 30 40hours mostly 5hours gone with o1v1 with classmates

and im gold 1 lmao

[clever wedge]

Ain’t joke time, losing the mmr that took time

Is sad

Oh yeah I am for sure 30s

[final citrus]

[mint forge]

nvm i have 60hours

[clever wedge]

I totally do

[mint forge]

y does bro look 40

[clever wedge]

If that’s you on your pfp that’s funny, as if you made that photo for an id.

[mint forge]

also this server ded

Yall this this shi[ a game?

[storm pine]

💔✌️

[mint forge]

ok

[slate jacinth]

[clever wedge]

How sad is he.

He is in a deep depression

[slate jacinth]

bro just spamming “unemployment” to everyone

[devout bobcat]

[olive prism]

The worm is gettin boosted

[crystal saddle]

Who both of em?

[slate jacinth]

bro cant speak English, and all

[abstract turtle]

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna ask kindly to keep this away from this fine chat

[crystal saddle]

All i saw was one guy saying a valid problem and sweaT satrted talking on him and telling him to find a hobby

[abstract turtle]

So cold that i numbed my hands while walking outside

[slate jacinth]

it would be great idea

[slate jacinth]

nah, chris telling bout hobby

[crystal saddle]

..

[slate jacinth]

ah

wait

[crystal saddle]

And teold him to get a hobby and not to be a bum or stuff.

[devout bobcat]

Ight it’s enough, if I see it again y’all getting my special treatment

[stray violet]

Lmao ragebait successful

[slate jacinth]

check private message

[slate jacinth]

yeah, everyone’s ragebated

[onyx topaz]

Yo guys i olay on ios and todya i went onto natch and ny controls arent dhowing up like i see nothing but i can toa on them

Tap*

[slate jacinth]

so tf are u wrote

[valid dawn]

Thanks for correcting

[onyx topaz]

Idk im tryna adapt to this keyboard trust

God im so blind

[abstract turtle]

Modern day ragebaiting involves the idea of getting a job
Which is overated

[stray violet]

Fr it's 2026 and people still falling for ragebait 💔

How do y'all fall for the oldest trick in the book 😭

[slate jacinth]

ragebaiting in little 2026

[stray violet]

Naw

[slate jacinth]

[stray violet]

Falling for ragebait is worse

[slate jacinth]

when people has started to think what ragebait is everything

[devout bobcat]

🦛

I bet he’s not even in this server

[stray violet]

I guess you have to be lvl 516 to get them

Ohhhhh you said gift box

Nah I doubt anyone is opening them

Maybe some Russian YouTuber will buy a bunch and see

[slate jacinth]

yeah, i know too, and those are donating thousands dollars to suckdoff2

so what

[stray violet]

5k euros every day

[slate jacinth]

yeh, i already wrote blut that

bout*

[stray violet]

What damn army pays that much

5k every day is someone's salary every 2 weeks

[olive prism]

Buy explosion warning it ll go up trust

[slate jacinth]

guys paying them, what they are on what yk?

[stray violet]

Frfr

[slate jacinth]

war*

[hexed igloo]

wolrd uh 2

[stray violet]

It was all an act bro

[slate jacinth]

?

[hexed igloo]

I'm at war all the time in the restroom

[stray violet]

Did you not hear the director yelling "CUT!" and everyone got up and left?

Bro never learned this in history class

[slate jacinth]

yeah, ukranian people didn’t die

oh

[stray violet]

Ye we got all the bloopers and shi

[hexed igloo]

so called "documentary" what a weird way to say filming crew

[stray violet]

The website got shut down bro

Not trusting some guy that says their friend makes 150k a month

Yeah alright

[slate jacinth]

fr fr

[olive prism]

Nope

[stray violet]

Everything you write is mush to me

[slate jacinth]

tf here romania

[olive prism]

Im romanian

Everyone s chill

Romania safe

[slate jacinth]

are i dangerous?

[olive prism]

Moldavia eh

[hexed igloo]

How to make lean'

1. Mix in gummy and sprite
2. Mix coughing syrup inside the bottle
3. wait till its purple
4. drank drank drank 😝

[slate jacinth]

*u

[stray violet]

Not reading allat

[hexed igloo]

Poor man lean

[slate jacinth]

so u predicting

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[slate jacinth]

oh ok

[hexed igloo]

High off sugar

Sweet gut

[slate jacinth]

you can to my tg

ok

check privat message

[hexed igloo]

privet

[stray violet]

Politics enjoyers when you bring up a topic barely even related to politics or war:

Like bro no one cares fr

[slate jacinth]

[stray violet]

We just want more stendoff skins

[mystic owl]

how to get knife skin

[slate jacinth]

more suckdoff yeah

its like not funny

[stray violet]

Ye ye I need this

[valid dawn]

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha

[hexed igloo]

mods, skin this individual

[slate jacinth]

yeh 67 like🤪

[hexed igloo]

bro has 2 possibility

femboy or tank

[stray violet]

Get touched or get super touched

[hexed igloo]

pause

aint diddy just gay'

[stray violet]

Nuh uh

He did last year

So it don't count

[hexed igloo]

he tryna meet a 12 year old boy

[stray violet]

[slate jacinth]

both

[open heron]

Mfs still making 67 jokes in 2026

Least funny meme of the century

[slate jacinth]

whoa bro u didn’t guessed

to his voice hes real about 19

yo

[mint meadow]

@ivory blaze ur so lazy bro.

Copied my description and just changed name xd

[hexed igloo]

bro i know someone 15 sounds like 30, you can't just trust by their voice ngl

[slate jacinth]

uh, its ok

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[stray violet]

"if you're off for more than 3 days without reasonable excuse = kick" 💀💀💀💀

Atp just put "if you're a loser with no life, join us"

Unemployed ahh clan

No friends ahh clan

Social reject ahh clan

I started ts since before you were born

Ummmmmm

Damn you got me

[mint meadow]

Mods ban him

[marble crest]

ohoho

@mint meadow ugood?

[mint meadow]

Wdym

Good in what way

[ivory blaze]

@mint meadow yes I'm lazy next time I will change promise🤒

[mint meadow]

Xdd

Could just use chatgpt like me

[subtle girder]

If I buy the pass what's the furthest level I could get to doing every quest?

[mint meadow]

Now probs 40

Unless u have some already

[hexed igloo]

enough

[hidden mulch]

Hey

Is champion good from 10 games?

[abstract turtle]

Lvl 82
Just need 8 lvls for my next knife case

[hidden mulch]

Good luck getting there

[hexed igloo]

better than most

[stray violet]

Bro pushing 30 talm bout some next knife case

How about you worry bout your next step in life

Wait I thought you were someone else 💀💀💀💀

[abstract turtle]

Im pursuing my education alongside my progress in so2

[abstract turtle]

Cursed with dementia ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

[stray violet]

So is everyone under the age of 18 here lmfao

Which is like 80% of members ☠️

[abstract turtle]

What do you expect

[clever wedge]

Crazy

[abstract turtle]

Most so2 players are just kids who want to play cs2 but dont have a pc

Including me

[clever wedge]

You can buy a gaming laptop that costs much less but able to play cs

[abstract turtle]

Technically i do have a pc but it has intel graphics and will blow up if i do run cs2

[clever wedge]

When you don’t need it, easier to sell it

Rather than a pc

[abstract turtle]

If i ever do think about playing it I will most likely do this

[clever wedge]

Yh

[marsh vault]

lf team, mm gold 4 + Netherlands

[mint forge]

so uhh what happened when i muted

[clever wedge]

Uh apparently I fallen in a rage bait

[haughty pumice]

Has anyone opened their gift?

[mint forge]

im 80% sure that wasnt rb

[clever wedge]

Well who knows

[mint forge]

satan knows

[clever wedge]

Well only him

[mint forge]

i got bored of games

bruh

[haughty pumice]

Open your gift

That'd be exciting

😁

[mint forge]

lemme just join rq if the 14 days is complete

[abstract turtle]

The odds are pathetic so its not worth to open it

[manic verge]

Yo when the prices drop

Cuz I just bought gold I got enough for a combo but like I wanna get it cheaper

yall think it gonna drop?

Cuz I bought gold for the first time I can get it but I want a ak too

a better one

[abstract turtle]

Prices will drop when the valor case is available for

Gold

[manic verge]

and yk that's when

[abstract turtle]

As soon as the bp sends

[manic verge]

thats like 30 days no

[manic verge]

so should I wait or buy now cuz I lowkey reallllly wanna buy

[haughty pumice]

Whenever the devs remember that the game exists/whenever they feel like it*

[manic verge]

shi

[abstract turtle]

Wait

[haughty pumice]

If you want to buy something wait

For example

[manic verge]

ahhh

Helper

[abstract turtle]

They mentioned about releasing it when the bp ends

[haughty pumice]

I bought a butterfly last season right after the bp ended for around 1700G

[noble dagger]

[manic verge]

Which one

[haughty pumice]

Noe it's like 2250G

[abstract turtle]

And now its 2300

[haughty pumice]

Legacy

[haughty pumice]

Yeah

Prices are sky high rn

[abstract turtle]

Legacy did max around 2600

[manic verge]

I wanna buy mantis posion and the green veil gloves I forgot name

[haughty pumice]

Not worth buying anything

Rn

[haughty pumice]

I didnt pay attention to market tbh

Or the game altogether

[manic verge]

So how long should I wait ganggg

[haughty pumice]

Wait until bp ends

[manic verge]

Yh

[manic verge]

thats how long

[abstract turtle]

I sold my m9 in this time

[haughty pumice]

Idk

[manic verge]

I sold my knife too yk

[haughty pumice]

How much was your pfp frame?

[abstract turtle]

I am waiting for the drop too
I think its expected soon enough after the this bp
I am not sure though

[haughty pumice]

Oh!

How many orbs was it?

Okii

Thx

[stray violet]

Yoooooo teto

[amber nest]

Guys impale might be boosted again very soon it won’t even let me buy the gun

[clever wedge]

Yo Curse how long you play standoff for?

[opaque hinge]

Ok

How do i get

My elite role

Master currently*

[young crater]

Hello guys

I m new

[ruby basin]

im playing privates instead of vanilla so2

i deranked by alot bro

[young crater]

Who can help me with some gold 👉👈

[opaque hinge]

Dominate what?

What rank are u

From bronze to gold the players are all really bad so if you just do the basic, rush rotate push and hold depending on the side u r on, u win

From phoenix to champion u have to be play smarter u should be great at sounding

U should be great at ur crosshair positioning

Get ur reflex better

And pre fire

[crisp ingot]

What the freaking kind of standoff player is this

[crisp ingot]

This is player wants to reach legend he plays completive every day

[devout bobcat]

[crisp ingot]

What the freaking kind of standoff player is this

What the freaking kind of Standoff 2 player is this 💀 this is a walking flashbang

Who

[devout bobcat]

Ik, already banned

[crisp ingot]

To me

[celest matrix]

HELLO

[devout bobcat]

You might not wanna ping me after 1 am GMT+8 since I already clocked out at that time

[crisp ingot]

What the freaking kind of Standoff 2 player is this

[crisp ingot]

This is a kill

[manic verge]

Is mortal veil and mantis posion gonna go down?

Yo how much gold will be the usp st hologram

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[reef kiln]

Hi everyone!

[crisp ingot]

What the freaking standoff 2 player is this

[crisp ingot]

Gold said: no discounts, only rank up

[manic verge]

Sup lil bro

[crisp ingot]

What the freaking standoff 2 player is this

[manic verge]

U aint tuff kiddo

[reef kiln]

Tf going on here?

[crisp ingot]

This is a free highlight clip for the enemy

[crisp ingot]

This is a human decoy grenade

[manic verge]

fr bro

[crisp ingot]

This is a NPC with internet access

[reef kiln]

Describe yourself?

[crisp ingot]

This is a rush B no brain player

[reef kiln]

Ok..😂

[devout bobcat]

[crisp ingot]

This is a 0 IQ clutch attempt

[reef kiln]

[crisp ingot]

What the freaking kind of Standoff 2 player is this, this is a bomb dropper pro

[reef kiln]

Are you sure you're not an NPC?

[devout bobcat]

We’re all NPCs

[crisp ingot]

This is a last alive panic simulator

[devout bobcat]

The protagonists are superpower presidents

US, Russia, China and NK

[reef kiln]

If you say so

:))

[crisp ingot]

This is a 1000 IQ brain activation moment

[pine oar]

Yo

[reef kiln]

If someone not NPC wants to play, here is my ID 64765495

[crisp ingot]

This is not game sense, this is guessing

[crisp ingot]

What the freaking kind of Standoff 2 player is this, this

[reef kiln]

Alright, i add you too

[crisp ingot]

This is a reload in front of enemy expert

[reef kiln]

Yeah, lets play

[crisp ingot]

This is a bomb planter who forgets the bom

[marble crest]

Who want to play allies, elite?

[austere thunder]

Alll pls accont standof dm me

[spark mica]

Guys why dont I have the section to redeem promo codes

[reef kiln]

Not a problem, you have a bad match

[spark mica]

????

[reef kiln]

It's not easy for me either, but I've trained a lot.

Yeah

Your right

But thats it

[spark mica]

Does someone know this

[midnight spear]

Tuff

[mint meadow]

@echo oriole look in #🛡│clans like 3rd scammer

[crisp ingot]

What the freaking kind of Standoff 2 player is this, this is a code begger

[mint meadow]

@devout bobcat Do ur job

Trust

[sullen timber]

Thx bro😍

Do you wanna be my friend?

[neat bobcat]

sure

[abstract turtle]

Its not his shift

[crisp ingot]

This is not a player, this is a human eye watching me fail 24/7

[mint meadow]

Huh

[winged cove]

You standoff2

[abstract turtle]

Blud not making sense

[crisp ingot]

What the freaking kind of Standoff 2 player is this, This is a flash your own team main

[rich crow]

is it safe to buy gold from g2g

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

?

[mint meadow]

Bannable

[viscid swan]

Buying gold from 3rd party sources is indeed a bannable offense. Read the game rules before acting recklessly.

[finite moss]

@gleaming junco go dm

[devout mist]

Why is begging not alowed

My frand use 500 hp and made me 1 hp and I kill him

[sour gate]

Even though my device has 144Hz, I'm getting 120 FPS. Is the problem with me?

[final citrus]

[sour gate]

?

[mint meadow]

This game so ahh

[buoyant dagger]

Hi guys

[mint meadow]

Either a cheater or a stopper using mf in duels

[buoyant dagger]

I swear I saw you in faceit

[mint meadow]

Omfds

Which faceit?

Am a need to join it to much ppl said this

[buoyant dagger]

Yes that could be me

Which rank

[desert crow]

The game is capped at 120

[ebon escarp]

Who wants 2v2

Allies i mean

[buoyant dagger]

They removed it

[crisp ingot]

This is not human this is training robot easy mode.

[mint meadow]

Right...

[buoyant dagger]

So did u play or not

[mint meadow]

Xd no

[buoyant dagger]

Awh

Man he was so sweaty

[crisp ingot]

This is not a player, this is a fruit ninja that skipped leg day

[buoyant dagger]

like best player in the world

[compact blaze]

[crisp ingot]

This is not a player, this is the lobby’s personal clown.

this is literally chaos walking around.

This is a rush B no brain pla

This is a 0 IQ clutch attempt

This is a galaxy brain who can’t a

This is a mastermind… in trolling himself

This is a big brain, small brain cell combo

What the freaking kind of guy is this this guy has 1000 IQ but still loses

[gentle tundra]

Where to get some help in that server?

[viscid swan]

Contact @silk moth when it's available.

[gentle tundra]

Even if the problem is with the game?

[viscid swan]

For in-game support, you contact the team on Helpdesk: https://help.standoff2.com/en/

[magic tusk]

when will it be?

it's been days maybe weeks since im trying to contact him

[crisp ingot]

This is maybe joke

Completely different

[viscid swan]

As mentioned on the front page, the team is on holidays till the 11th of January, so response times may be longer than usual.

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mint meadow]

So thats why they taking ages with my appeal

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mint meadow]

Gamble or give it to me

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mint meadow]

Not worth it

Gamble it atleast

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mint meadow]

Nah

3 cases

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[abstract turtle]

🥀 💔

[mint meadow]

A clan buddy

[mint meadow]

Am finally full in my clan

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[abstract turtle]

Unarguably the worst decision is to open cases

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mint meadow]

Got dms maybe 6 times today

[abstract turtle]

Make a exception for me

[mint meadow]

Depends what ranks ?

[abstract turtle]

Elite comp,elite duel,allies phoenix

I didn’t play allies much

[mint meadow]

@viscid swan Delete him

[abstract turtle]

Send it in #clans

[marsh mica]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[abstract turtle]

Keep it until you can sell it

[mint meadow]

I can accept u bc theres 1 unactive player anyways atleast kind of

[abstract turtle]

I am way more inactive

[mint meadow]

Like not even daily

[final citrus]

[celest matrix]

@abstract turtle pv

[abstract turtle]

I do hop on everyday but only for missions

[abstract turtle]

I dont want to join

[mint meadow]

@viscid swan #🛡│clans

[celest matrix]

id me main 217251185

[abstract turtle]

Anyways i am not joining because im kind of a noob

😔

[final citrus]

nab

[marble crest]

@abstract turtle u play on computer?

[abstract turtle]

Phone

[mint meadow]

Nub

[abstract turtle]

Yeah i know

[marble crest]

hm ok

[abstract turtle]

I will provide redeem myself soon enough or later when i have a better phone

[clever wedge]

Wrong place

[clever wedge]

Yo curse what device do u play?

Oh phone but what model

[scenic crown]

Do not REDEEEEM

[abstract turtle]

Iphone xr

[abstract turtle]

[clever wedge]

Damnn

[abstract turtle]

My screen randomly freezes

[clever wedge]

Why won’t u buy a tablet or iPad

For wider screen

[abstract turtle]

im unemployed and poor

[clever wedge]

Aw

If you bought a tablet, what tablet would it be?

[abstract turtle]

Will 6k gold get me a ipad pro 2018

[final citrus]

acatual wait i dont think am allowed to say that

saw nothing

[abstract turtle]

Redmagic astra

[clever wedge]

What are the specs of it, first time hear about it

[final citrus]

no but could get you to liek 60% of the money you need to a decent phone that give 60 fps

doesnt have to be the best

[abstract turtle]

It has a snapdragon 4 elite and supports 165hz

Costs like 500 usd

[mint meadow]

Only 500?

[clever wedge]

Wow.

[abstract turtle]

Yeah

[clever wedge]

500 is cheap for such a thing

[mint meadow]

Dont sound expensive for a 165hz ipad tbf

Idk ipads prices tho

[abstract turtle]

Ipad are insanely expensive

[clever wedge]

iPad a16 with 258 gb costs around the same

I am using it rn

[mint meadow]

Ye idk prices bruh

Ipads not my thing

[clever wedge]

But wouldn’t recommend it for standoff

[mint meadow]

Phone or keyboard only way

[abstract turtle]

I tried to play on the samsung tab s9 ultra because i had it for some time but I couldn’t play on it

It was too big

[clever wedge]

Max sadly 60 fps..

[clever wedge]

I think that’s the most common thing that happens..

[abstract turtle]

I cant adapt to play on tablet since im too used to phone

[sullen timber]

Good evening guys

[mint meadow]

Headd that 1 before

[clever wedge]

Good evening

[sullen timber]

Anybody wants to be a friends?

[mint meadow]

Good morning

[abstract turtle]

I should be saying good night

[clever wedge]

I got used on iPad in 2 days

But still have issues of clicking random buttons on screen like the marker

[abstract turtle]

You have the newest ipad right?
Like the base model

[sullen timber]

Its 01:45 pm in Kazakhstan

🕺

[clever wedge]

By the chip yes but not by model

[clever wedge]

For me 20.45 UK

[mint meadow]

20:45 for me

[abstract turtle]

1:46 am

[clever wedge]

Late too late

[mint meadow]

Ye but ur in like japan or smt

[clever wedge]

But fairs it’s Sunday tomorrow

[abstract turtle]

🇵🇰

[sullen timber]

I can not distinguish what is am and pm

[mint meadow]

Dont matter hes always online at like 1-2 am

[abstract turtle]

That is nighttime

[mint meadow]

Am is night pm is day

[sullen timber]

So its 01:46 of night, its am or pm?

[mint meadow]

Am

[clever wedge]

People count it morning

[sullen timber]

Ups

[clever wedge]

If it’s past 12 pm

Then it’s morning

[mint meadow]

Am is like 0:00 1:00 etc pm is 12:00 13:00

[clever wedge]

Cuz am starts

[abstract turtle]

My schools are starting on Monday so I wouldn’t be online like this 🥀

[sullen timber]

So 01:47 am in Kazakhstan

[clever wedge]

Facts

[mint meadow]

School✌️

[clever wedge]

Yeah

[abstract turtle]

😭

[clever wedge]

Well I got only 5 months left

[sullen timber]

My university courses starts 19🥳

So i will be at home till 17

[mint meadow]

Im homeschooled bc of "assault"

[clever wedge]

Online?

[mint meadow]

Been to police today but i think everything gonna go my way

[sullen timber]

Offline

[clever wedge]

Wild

[pale quail]

Bro mistaked Pakistan for Japan

[sullen timber]

Another city

[pale quail]

That’s pretty far

[sullen timber]

Now im in my hometown

[clever wedge]

Oh alr

[sullen timber]

Till 17

[mint meadow]

Aint even done it mf blamed me for nothin

[abstract turtle]

Maybe just maybe the temperatures drop enough that my winter holidays get extended by a week

[sullen timber]

Chris

[clever wedge]

HAHAHAHA

[sullen timber]

Where are you from?

[clever wedge]

Moldova

[sullen timber]

What is you nationality?

[abstract turtle]

What happened 😭

[mint meadow]

Basically he blamed me for "strangling him with a blind chord"

[clever wedge]

Uh well Moldovan

[mint meadow]

Then on snap maps i see mf in spain 1 week after that

So he defo set it up for holiday

[sullen timber]

Ok, i just saw russian description in your profile

[abstract turtle]

Seems like a big predicament

[clever wedge]

Oh it’s because I can speak in Russian

[mint meadow]

Yep

[sullen timber]

Good

[clever wedge]

Thanks xd

[mint meadow]

When i got question today policw wasnt haply tho bc my solicitor said just say no comment to everything

[abstract turtle]

How did it actually happen though

[clever wedge]

Did police do anything with u by the end?

Or they just left

[mint meadow]

No it was a voluntary thing

[clever wedge]

Oh alright

[mint meadow]

But realistically it wasnt bc they saud if i dont come ill get put in prison or wtv they called it

[clever wedge]

There’s prison level isn’t it?

[mint meadow]

No clue

Uk is ahh bc of no cameras in classes

[clever wedge]

I mean like for small crimes there is a different prison cell

[clever wedge]

Facts, I don’t have any cameras in any classes

Although in boys toilets there is 6 cameras through all perimeter

[mint meadow]

My solicitor said i like 99% wont get anything bc theres no proof against me but proof abt him putting it around his own neck

Onky cameras in hallways not in classes sadly

[clever wedge]

Yeah

[mint meadow]

Been sitting inside sinsce 18th November now doing nothing

[clever wedge]

But did your “actions” really happened

Or the made up

[mint meadow]

Summer 2.0 just in winter

[frigid breach]

Yo

[mint meadow]

Wdym actions

[mint meadow]

Yo

[clever wedge]

So like the “crime”

[mint meadow]

No i didn't even do it

[frigid breach]

Wsp

[clever wedge]

Oh wow

[frigid breach]

You look familar

[abstract turtle]

Are you sure 🧐

Jk

[mint meadow]

Ppl saw him putting it around his neck so idek how they dragged it for 2 months now

[clever wedge]

A bit too long, uk police is sometimes a joke ngl.

[mint meadow]

Fr

[clever wedge]

Like taking ages and people’s time

[frigid breach]

🤨

Buddy what u all talking about

Wym a bit too long

[mint meadow]

Every1 in class said abt either not seeing who put it around his neck and some said he did it himself

[clever wedge]

Read from the top

There is a story

[mint meadow]

But he blamed me so ofc i get loads of shit

[frigid breach]

Ahh you all prb wrote an 3 page essay

[frigid breach]

Alr then let me see

[clever wedge]

“Did it himself” always possible, but hey no police would not believe he would do such a harm to himself

Just a joke.

[mint meadow]

Uk is a joke itself

My mom was stressing like crazy today bc of it

[abstract turtle]

How did you find yourself in this position though
Like was it some argument

[clever wedge]

Police like arrived to ur home

?

[mint meadow]

No i had to go to them

[clever wedge]

Oh fair

[mint meadow]

I was near him like 1-2 mins before it happended and he blamed me

[clever wedge]

But okay, how did that thing started

[mint meadow]

"Voluntary" but i will be placed in some jaik or sum if i dont go

[abstract turtle]

Like what was the reason that this happened

[clever wedge]

As the solicitors said 99% you ain’t

[mint meadow]

No clue he was my friend so i go to him always

[idle marsh]

Hello

[clever wedge]

Hello

[idle marsh]

How are you

[mint meadow]

Oops my friend invited me ti so2

[clever wedge]

Good

And you?

[mint meadow]

Cant miss out ill be bit unactive with texting

[idle marsh]

Good enough whats up

[clever wedge]

Alright

[abstract turtle]

Kind of a weird thing that you got into a such altercation with your own friend

[clever wedge]

Listening to stories

And u?

[abstract turtle]

Have fun

[mint meadow]

Biggest setup fr th9

[idle marsh]

Thats cool, am browsing the shop

[clever wedge]

For?

Car?

[idle marsh]

Car parts and cs knifes

[clever wedge]

Which cs knifes?

[abstract turtle]

Only friends can betray you not your enemies 💔

[idle marsh]

Talon, M9

[clever wedge]

In my opinion talon aint really good

[mint meadow]

Real✌️

[idle marsh]

Well i dont like it alot either, but i like the concept

[clever wedge]

Only if it had like a ruby skin

[idle marsh]

Also nice patterns

[clever wedge]

Yeh

[idle marsh]

M9 is nice looking tho

[clever wedge]

Always did

And still does

[abstract turtle]

Anyways, slide your id
Ill add you

[mint meadow]

268629440

[idle marsh]

I am going for a full white inv

Inheritence AK sounds good

[clever wedge]

Damn

I already think of some skins

The deagle

I forgot the skin name

Flip

[idle marsh]

The white one? With the C

X

[clever wedge]

Yeh

And awp

With x

[idle marsh]

The AWP is 300 euro

[clever wedge]

the latest one case

[neon lotus]

whats inheritance ak

[idle marsh]

White with blue details

From CS

[abstract turtle]

I like falchion doppler
And gloves spearmint

[clever wedge]

too much..

[idle marsh]

Depends

Float

[neon lotus]

oh yall talking about cs

[idle marsh]

Yeah

[clever wedge]

What float is the one for 300?

And is it used or factory new?

[idle marsh]

With 5 zeros

[clever wedge]

Ahhh

[idle marsh]

Factory

[clever wedge]

More understandable

[idle marsh]

Stattrak is 750euro

[clever wedge]

Gosh

[idle marsh]

Inheritance Minimal Wear ST is 300 euro

Basic is 68

Such a gorgeous skin

[clever wedge]

Well

The name makes it interesting

[idle marsh]

True

The gloves are probably gonna be expensive

And for the knife idk

[abstract turtle]

Buy the awp chrome canon in field tested

It looks sick

[idle marsh]

Is it white?

[clever wedge]

Always did

[abstract turtle]

Its shiny and has alot of colours

[clever wedge]

Especially what field is it’s

[clever wedge]

He wants to do white inv

[idle marsh]

Well even if i liked it i couldnt get it for my inv

[abstract turtle]

Usp whiteout is perfect then for your inventory

[idle marsh]

Usp looks so good in white

[clever wedge]

What about m4a1 print stream?

[clever wedge]

Yeah..

[idle marsh]

Thats the one am getting

[clever wedge]

Cost?

[idle marsh]

Also the Awp print stream

[clever wedge]

I love the printstream so much

I just like how it is detailed on the guns

[idle marsh]

From 60 euro to 999

90*

Minimal Wear is 330

[clever wedge]

Same as awp well

[idle marsh]

I agree

[idle marsh]

Yeah

Ill go look for a knife

[clever wedge]

What about ak, which skin u getting?

[clever wedge]

Best one

Skeleton stained

Knife

or butterfly damascus steel, but is of a white grey colour

[idle marsh]

I like the skeleton knife

240-706€

[clever wedge]

Same

Fully white

One of the best

[clever wedge]

And a good price

[idle marsh]

Sport gloves Amphibious are perfect, they've got blue details fitting the AK

[clever wedge]

They are alr too

There is also gloves king snake

[abstract turtle]

And gloves snow leopard

[idle marsh]

They look decent, but idk they look boring

Remember knifes can mix colors between like blue and white or any other

[viscid swan]

[idle marsh]

[dusky moth]

Why isn't there a code anymore

For rewards

[clever wedge]

Too many codes

[dusky moth]

?

When I was playing there were codes like every week

[sudden dew]

iamgine

[viscid swan]

It was a thanksgiving event.

[dusky moth]

I think it wasn't

[uneven cobalt]

R they skins frm the dice gamemode gonna valueable cuz they only obtainable from actual money?

[clever wedge]

What the p90 and the usp and karambit?

From the dice no

[uneven cobalt]

Nah the dice gamemode

[clever wedge]

Nope

Many people might of got those skins

[uneven cobalt]

Nah since its like 1.60 per dice

Which is basically 100G per roll

[clever wedge]

Yeah but many people would’ve bought rolls, and gotten the skins

[uneven cobalt]

Fairs ig i just seen people complaining about how u gotta pay for it so i assummed people werent rrslly spending thr money

[clever wedge]

Sadly they were.

[wheat thicket]

Is standrise blacklistable?

[uneven cobalt]

Did u get any

[clever wedge]

You cannot buy rolls with gold only money..(

[uneven cobalt]

I soent abt 15 on the dices

[clever wedge]

Nope I don’t need them

[uneven cobalt]

I js done it for fun ngl

The skins aint even all that

[clever wedge]

I ain’t spending money

For rolls

Which gets me rare or why else

What

[uneven cobalt]

I just invested in skins tht would go up ngl

[wheat thicket]

Yall bought the dices?

[clever wedge]

Fairs

[clever wedge]

Nope

[wheat thicket]

Ah ok

[uneven cobalt]

I did

[clever wedge]

Others maybe

[wheat thicket]

What did u get

[uneven cobalt]

I got rare epic and stattrack

M4a1

[wheat thicket]

Ooooooo

Tuff

[uneven cobalt]

Ngl its not worth it unless u wanna risk it

[wheat thicket]

How many rolls u bought

[uneven cobalt]

Cuz the epic is a 3% chance of getting

[uneven cobalt]

I had about

[uneven cobalt]

11 rolls

[uneven cobalt]

But 4 of them were on the discount thingy

[wheat thicket]

Dayum

😭

[uneven cobalt]

I alsmot got m9 and mantis from the cases

[wheat thicket]

Damnnnn

[uneven cobalt]

I was 1mm away

Like by a pixel

It was in the middle

[wheat thicket]

😭

[uneven cobalt]

I need a stattrack akr

But i dont wanna sell mine bruh

[wheat thicket]

Cheap?

[wheat thicket]

Which one u got

[uneven cobalt]

I got

Akr digital burst

[wheat thicket]

That is good tho

Its a stattrack?

[uneven cobalt]

Nah nah

I wish

It was

[wheat thicket]

😭

Stattrack carbon is tuff

But the price is to high

[uneven cobalt]

Yeah but thats like affordable

[wheat thicket]

Hmm

Wait

[uneven cobalt]

I started palying this game in like 2018

Before the 2years celebration and all that

Before the market place was a thing

Akr treasure hunters were like 300G

[wheat thicket]

Ur ak costs like 3k

3,6k

U could get a scorpion or sum

And the stattrack ak night fury

For 715 gold

[viscid swan]

[wheat thicket]

[idle marsh]

👀

[neon lotus]

hi

yo

[tardy cosmos]

anyone tryna party?

[neon lotus]

wtf

[stray violet]

Fr rich guy

No it doesn't lmfao

Weak ahh ragebait

[neon lotus]

ts cant be real ✌️🥀

[stray violet]

No

Ummmmmmmm

1. bri'ish drink
2. Boston t party (idk why they threw a party about a letter)
3. t app

I can't name 5

Get this man a

[median spindle]

any1 wanna play 2v2 ranked

[neon lotus]

no

[devout bobcat]

You were meant to ping Fey

[faint violet]

The arcade M40 how much gold will be?

[craggy shale]

Some one trying to buy g22 st twilight for 1700 original price is 1879.90 i sell for 1700.00

[lament root]

Can anyone provide me with an insight on how to correctly position myself for any scenario that I might be facing when playing on sandstone in allies mode. If you know of a link to a video that has what I am asking for, I will be grateful.

[languid mulch]

[lament root]

By the way who do I contact to receive my Elite role that I have on my allies rank?

[languid mulch]

U would have to dm @silk moth

But the bot is not working rn

So idk

[lament root]

Thanks 👍🏻

[languid mulch]

U wlc

[neon lotus]

u have to dm me

[faint violet]

?

[neon lotus]

5

[lament root]

@viscid swan Hello, sorry to be pinging you, but is it possible for you to help me get an Elite role for my Allies rank status? The bot isn't working right now due to staff being on holiday. 🫤

[faint violet]

What 5?

[neon lotus]

5 silver credit

[faint violet]

Haha

[neon lotus]

who on earth tagged me

[languid mulch]

Guess we never know

[neon lotus]

on big gewt

[lament root]

I just got word that it'll come back online on the 12th.

🖊️🍍🍎🖊️

Ah, I miss those days.

Uh... Okay 👍🏻

[languid mulch]

Goated bio ngl

[lament root]

Thank you

No offense taken, I just have no idea why me being Russian is relevant to what I said earlier 😂🥲

Ooooh 😂 yeah! Makes sense

20

Praise God. Still alive ☝🏻

الحمد لله

❤️ how old are you, friend?

Is that you, perchance, on your profile picture?

[languid mulch]

Are u russian?

[lament root]

I am

[languid mulch]

And muslim?

[languid mason]

Hello guys did anybody know where i Can sell my skin when the skin IS 3.50 and i want to sell IT fór 150

[languid mulch]

Kinda yea

But w

[lament root]

Wow, you look incredibly in shape. For a 19yo, you look good 👍🏻

[languid mulch]

Nice

Im muslim too

killon

Same for me wht christian

[lament root]

Nice to 🍖 ya'
Brother from a neighboring religion 😁
I'm a sunni Muslim
(so yeah, 90% of my bio is a joke)

[north plank]

is it bannable to buy skins

[languid mulch]

Same

[lone wraith]

gold muslim

[languid mulch]

gold muslim

[lone wraith]

yes

old rank

[languid mulch]

Damn thats so funny

[lone wraith]

yes

they are shiny

they have jewish characteristics as well

they steal anything

[viscid swan]

Unfortunately I do not have the permissions to add or remove roles.

[lone wraith]

borrow forever

dont give back

[languid mulch]

Daamn

[lament root]

Wait, what are you guys talking about? 😂

[lament root]

It's alright, I got word that the bot will be back in action in 2 days.

[languid mulch]

Nah he is

[lament root]

It's alright, but due to this server being a little stingy about this, I say we stop at this point 😅