#💬│english-chat
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rip i have minelisted for 3298 if anyone wants white rose pfp
200 more gold expensive cause i js want gloves...
Nobody overpays that much
🥲
You shouldve waited to buy the m9
and im tryna gain somthing back..
i did
i bought it and accidently over paid 600g
i missclicked.
Moonstone
i planned it in a way i can get the gloves but now i need to grind another 600g
for gloves.
😭 gonna take ages bro
Same pain i had after getting kukri from knife case
Kitchen floor ahh tile

I have no nothing but only moonstone m9 is that good
Real
Jsut say ur pooooorrrr
Yeah.. tooooo poor.
Yeah stay poor
Okay I will 
Being poor is a flex here cuz you don’t have to pay taxes

Xddd

Ur poor

@devout bobcat Do ur job look at clans
That’s fey now. It’s past my hour 
you not gon join kai cenat giveaway?
Nah am in a mrbeast one
U dont get paid✌️
See you on Monday
Yeah

They do they just not allowed to say it
That’s even better
Yh he does
Ask zani, he was one of us
maybe larga fries
how long did it take yall to get used to 4 finger claw my thumb wont cooperate
KFC
i think he always get the kfc
1 second i went from 2 to 4 and i just lowk got comfortable straight away
i went straight to 5
Pizza > Chicken
me

No thx
Depends what kinda chicken
Pizza getting boring eat it like twice a week
Does anyone know of a company that compiles The Legend?
Huh
honey roast chicken 😝
Wym compiles
I eat it every Monday & Tuesday 
I eat it friday then a random day
i eat pizza once a blood moon
And that is?

I think I found the PC I’m looking for
I’ve been talking about this since last year
that's when my body trembles, fangs grows larger, and fur covers me up 🐺 Aaawooo
I am hungry and I already forgot what I had for dinner
He dont deserve this chat

Am a go get legend on allies now idk why i even left
Seems like you got infected by Xhorm-26 virus 
send me to the xhormatory
yeah whatever
It's ok
i wish someone is generous enough to give me 680fps
It’s like asking does driving a Bentley good
They aight
It aint 
I prefer a brabus c63
hello
Cleary that’s a fish with gangster characteristic
Don’t forget to buy the hologram bundle 

@hexed igloo u were helper b4 ?
Nah he was community supporter
Retired
the hells the 5th one for
But then I ate him in 1969
damn 💔
Defusing prob. Huge ahh defuse button in the middle of the screen 
Can we not talk about that
I still get flashbacks
5th finger for defusing i can't imagine that

switch weapon
the bite of 69
can i see ur setup i can't possibly imagine how that works
also drop too
How dare the rain cloud pissed over my roof for 5 minutes
brah
im so lazy to open the game
can i see ur fingers i can't possibly imagine how that works
let me find like a decade old screenshot

ok
how do i be mod
Hey guiu
yoo guys
wait actually that's an old hud
how well do you know about this game
my new one has the jump beside scope
to remove
How the hell do you even hold your phone to play 5 fingers
alot

Btw I like your pfp, I forgot the name of the game
strike force heroes
What happened in 0.11.0
you just not good at fingering' like me
Oh yeah?
standoff2 went global?
or origin cases came
Competitive mode was introduced 
🙄
okay
do it squirt' or poof
ask more
Currently we’re not recruiting 
When was the first gift box was given
Hi
what was the old ct model called for province
2018
I want version
ct3_bruh


0.15.0 i think
i should know
15 💔
Way off

Can somebody tell me , when will be the " revenge " collection crates available at the market??
0.18.0
I started in version negative 0.5.0
TOO FAR
I helped make the game

0.13.0
0.67.0

wrap it up gang, you not getting the role
who gon stop me
i started before Z9 update
It looks like half the helpers here don't even have a year in the server
I still have the first recruiting form where Tikko got recruited 

when they introduced kunais
so im og or notM
Bro doesn't remember when they introduced the m9 💔
ok then, which season was it when the Z9 got reworked
7
BRUHHH
oh my days
or 8

wait no
Bro is off by like
9
low it
bruh 9 was rust uodate
it's Season 1 bro
i thought ahout the new one
I gave it redbull
ask more
Poured redbull on my Hatsune Miku watch
2018-2019
Z9 in times was good
i dont have any medals bc it was hard and i didnt even know how to gwt them

oioioii bakaa
getting to 50lvl was hard back in the day
who play on hk server
ok, when was the sticker introduced
Ngl your yapping here, you just play games and easily farm those medals
its new medal and level system nkw
10 of 10 answer given right here.
🙄
This is why I stopped knowing. Too many tryhards
I aint talking about this season, I am saying in general
My autistic ahh would love this

how many Seagulls are there in Breeze


67
now its easier but u need less to grind
69
Give me a question 

😝 67676767
13
What's your bank account routing number
my dog ate it
Hacked
What's your security number
What is your card info and the CVV numbers )
Hi Wsp
give me your left nut
ask more questions

bros security number is 40017
zani
How you’ve got it
are you sigma?
Please…
sigmasigmasigma
Who was silent and thrown into the Michigan lake inside the Epstein Files
sikgma🤑🤑
Boy kisser detected 
Holy I am over for now.

zhorm showing up late to his work cause he's chatting on discord at 3am
why friday
haiya
ok
Hi hehe
Saturday is half day
im back
It depends on the company
so yu guys have funny stories?
Why u have new acc
Bro is self aware
Bc the other is banned here for talking about politics
wtf😂
I added u can u accept it
And you evaded your ban
Respectfully
With out talking about politics no more
Probable reason to issue another one 
Even worse
If you do that, your dream of joining our team will be permanently shattered 
Ax gave us this new feature where we can record each member’s behavior 
Me when I lie
what does mine have
look #🛡│clans
i think fey is asleep
Be patience, I need to gather evidence first before submitting a request 
And doing it on a phone aint gonna be any faster
back in my days
blitz would look at that and just type
/ban @devout bobcat
no question

straight in the chat
My weekly ban in 2019-2021
Now everyone got their own roles 
CS handle ban, bot ticket, and become helpers supervisor
Helper is basically like school superintendent

school janitor
I've been on a cycle where i eat raw indomie as a substitute for snacks
I was just a regular student at school, never got to become one
I was only appointed as librarian
(I don’t read)
so real
only reason i went to the library is to sleep
at one time i sleep so well i missed a class
My phone is getting slower again
reset your phone
The OEM battery is losing its capacity
I basically put it under stress everyday

28% can already cause my volume level to plummet randomly
A sign the battery can’t supply enough power to the speakers
how does that even happen
iPhone thingy
"my fault gang i gotta keep the phone alive"
The OEM battery was half of the original price 
It only lasted 5 months under my use

Such a hardcore use
What rank are you rn
Triple legend best
T1
2130mmr, 2400mmr, 2110mmr best
Is that a picture of butt
oh okey

🍑
@cobalt oyster
dmmm

when reset ranks
i didn't create. i just got it
but i spent 1k gold to change name
i was

ukraine
brother

nabers
It’s 19.56 yet
Too early
- it’s Saturday tomorrow
Where do u live?
Oh yeah I am friend with a Lithuanian in my school
Is Kajus a usual name in Lithuania ?
Dude I don’t like my own country
Hahaha I used to live in Baltic countries
For 5 years
Well Moldova
But live in uK
Moldova
Yeah
More Balkan
I don’t know now what it is counted now
Yeah maybe
Is Hungary Balkan ?
I’ve seen so many cultures I just guess by their faces and looks
Oh.
Yeah I got a classmate from there
Hindi Buddhists etc
I remember I had a actually good friend named Aykush
Same as ur friend name
Well almost

What your doing tomorrow?
someone know active promo code?
Yeah
thanks
Why so
You don’t have parents?
Oh why
How
Oh that’s bad
Condolences.
Yeah I wouldn’t think you can survive after a tree falls over you
Sincere condolences bro
My mums brother lives in USA works as truck driver, happened so he was delivering woods, when he was tightening it something happened and all those woods fallen over him
But they were cut down
So it wasn’t really bad
He couldn’t walk for a year and was rehabilitating
Yeah he got back working but is a truck driving Amazon deliveries to the port
Yea
Oh just don’t think about it
Especially before sleep time
You will not be able to sleep
sigma sigmaaaa
Shut up dude
Grow up pleaseee
rage bait worked
Happened
You’re still rage baiting in the start of 2026..
New season new year
Rage baiting lost it sense
no need to be triggered lol
I’ve seen u kept saying this before
So stupid ngl already
I know
But when I see this makes people think your being a freak
Or still young age boy
Well just keep up and continue it
Yeah I have a lot of shit that I don’t tell others cuz any time they are able to say it off to others
So I just keep it to my self
You know who
16
I did, my right hand
It was slippery and I was cycling at that time
So then I fallen on my hand badly
And you?
Oh wow
Okay
What theory?
Nope
Oh wow
What languages are you capable to speak?
Nope only had epilepsy’s
Privet, kak dela
I don’t wish to my self too XD
Toje normalno
Menya zovut Chris a tebya?
Interesno
Xd
Nah
Someone tried sending a link…
Oh
Yeah
Your not aloud sending links
Oh a anime character?
Most people don’t update their ranks or they put not their real rank

Device?

Never play solo, it just going to ruin your performance
That’s the main tip
Learn best places to throw things like grenades
And listen more to the sounds in game, because since they changed the sounds it can get you stuck where your opponent could be
No
I was very used to the old sound system
For me yeah
You can revert to old sound system
Oh yeah?
I think so in the settings
Put different buttons that are useful on screen
Others just make invisible not to attract attention
hello
I had to put closer to my right top finger
Lol
I want to go allies tomorrow I am trying to get my master
I am so tired
Two days I am trying
I don’t really watch standoff YouTubers
Netherlands/poland/France
And sometimes Russia
I get those typical people that choose Netherlands then in game they ask “do you speak English”
Like no I put Netherlands for fun
Wth
Yeah Netherlands and Poland are my best options
But today the game is not on my side.. ruins my statistics
Yeah I got that
yeah

i least expected him to be
I was in a Netherlands game opponents 200+ ping my team 100+
I thought the servers have died
I’ve sent u image
so
how
the smaller the number, the older account?
so mine is 46868565
Can you tell me the website name
How do some ppl find dev accounts? I wanna know if i found it the samd way
so does it mean that my acc was created before s2?
My account was made in december 2018 and its 3
Hellooooo
Hii
Hi
hi
How are y’all
im good
Alr
Good wbu
And u
I’m good
Was u even in a clan ltu11? Or ltudefuse
I could help you but I’m trying save and need to try get a kinfe
buvau
Hey guys i have 8 f/s tacticals if some one wanna trade
I can but I don’t have much
So sry I would help you but I need as well
as del draugo prisijungiau
Y’all is having 45 gold consider as a rich person?
No
a nu tai man px
Be greatful for any amount plz
60?
Bro that’s crazy
I have 8 digits
Trading 8 fs tacticals
Well u seen on the picture how much I have
"Trading"
Idk how he said I don’t have much
Bro is rich rich 😭
Woudl u buy fs tacticals
Say the skin and the pattern if you put pattern
It’s hard to find it
Ngl how you so rich tho
I have 8
Gold isnt hard to get
For me ye):
With 47 u can make it to like 1k if ur lucky enough and smart
I got 8 would u give something better dor them
Open crates and trading
How to trade?…
save silver coins
Sometimes donate but not much
Sell,buy,sell
buy crates that will be removed into market place
Yeah
Basicaly resell for more
I would like a donation
Ik i made 600 from like 20 gold
SOOO I can buy a gun and sell for 50?? 😂
And put on market for higher price
Could of made 1k
But it will not be quick
u can wait for decades
Just my idea if ur rich buy all graffitis under 10 and wait
Pleas guys would some one buy or trade for my fs tacticals
Alot of graffitis have been boosted now
buy fireborn graffiti
From 10s to 100s
it always gets boosted
Then tarding a pattern skin
Costs to much now
Is rare 😂
pries savaite iki 100g dakele o vasara buvo apie kazkur 700g
Just bc only 1 exists dont mean its rare
gal fotke surasiu
Noo his rarity is rare
Like is blue rarity
Is asking for gold against the rules?
Yh
yes
Sadly yh
So rip that dude who ask can maybe get ban…
Only 1 hr mute
Yep
I thought it was forever
Nah
bro is considering the risk
A ban would be evil..
I was banned for 14 days before
now u can delete that before u get muted for a day
DONT MUTE ME
Fr
Didn’t do anything
(mods got logs anyways)
Yh
yo im broke as hell is that winter gift box gonna be sum gold or what
Probs like 10
I heard gonna be cheap idk why
only?
Is *
Keep it and never open
Jeez
Wasnt to long ago either prey season
All I want is to be close to a knife
oh
After first time box everyone now thinks the boxes going to cost thousands
i feel like if its gonna be 10 everyones gonna be buying it cause theres a chance for nameless even if its like once im a blue moon chance
Ppl can open when is cheap
9..
And after it can increase amount
I mean giftbox when it first came out was 30
As a lot of ppl won’t have it
do you think that someone has an origin box?
Am a buy tons of the boxes
At first yeah
Me 2
does anyone here have akr carbon with 2019 halloween stickers?
I mean yeah
not case
If their like 10-30 am buying tons and leaving my account for few yrs
So is asking nicely against rules?
Gonna buy on a 2nd accoujt or sum
Stay awake
There is 431k players
Saturday ur finee
The monster will come
Yh
All good u sitting home
I will eventually have to go though because of well restrictions
i sent how much the fireborn graffiti
Check #📸│photos
@compact fog it was boosted in prey season
😂😂
go outside
ik
Didn’t say nothing
this time to 100g
I just found a Russian in Singapore who i did 8-1
What rank ru?
Never in such a UK weather
I’m the best rank
I cannot
Elite 2049 mmr on my main account
Literally is gold
in lithuania its -20 and we still go outside
and the wind
I’m so good 👍
For us is bad the rainy and the wind
its snowing rapidly here
And I am not used to UK weather as most I lived in a hot country
In Moldova there is snow everywhere
I am ask I need help gang 😭
Apparently today was supposed to be “snowing” all day
Any spare gold for a good boy
Yo when i make it out the trenches ill give u 3k gold
the stuff to do outside is to go fishing here or go ding dong ditch
Never doing ding dong ditching again
FR?!
Is that begging for gold?
Last time i did i got chases by an old man and got told if i do it to him again he will kill me
pass some 🥲
Basically
we get chased by knives here
Is bro actually being fr?!
Yh
I just got muted
TYSM GANG!
- police was driving around for 2 weeks
Anyways am going to watch yt buy guys
mes is 2 savaites is eiles babarskinom ir zmones mentus pradejo kviest
Byeee see ya
Bye gng
1 battery before I go any spare gold for a little good boy
Suggest any good film on Netflix to watch to night?
pas mumis ten veiksmo daug yra
Ik but I’m too unlucky
breaking bad
and better call sauk
Watched it
pas mumis ten iki krauju dauzosi centriniai
after life
Cheers
its real good comedy
Guys don’t speak in Lithuanian in a English-chat please
as krw su fanaru ant akies parejau kai biski uzsisnekejau ant anu
tevai 2 savaites i lk neleido
ok
You sure I am playing 1 finger?
No why
Dont think s9
different currency and its a bit cheater
i also hate my russian teacher
we need to do presentations i always get 4
You just said “1 finger player” under my photo, so I took as you’ve said it to me
That I am 1 finger player
i do tests i get 4
Bro 25 minutes in Singapore
4 is the lowest passing grade
The company which owns standoff 2 is based off cyprus
btw this is a good way to practice english
They are, but the team consists of English and others
Yeah
near turkey i think
Its located near the west coast of turkey i think
If it was only Russian, there was no translation on website + the discord server would not had an option of English-chat
it has russian char
It has other languages too tho
ik
Never had one since I came back to play
Are we even aloud to talk about cheats?.
i did it on a brand acc
only on defuse
or to troll my friends while going 1vq
yeah
i have telegram and so2 community there only does skin boostng
Ters_tg i thibk
its the guy who boosts fireborn graffiti
or someone else
who pretends to be him
Ters the YouTuber?
idk
They can be banned or the original ters might ask money from them for copyrighting
Cya
Good night

does anyone have akr carbon with 2019 halloween stickers on it?

nab
fake vass
u da real art
no
😂
Yo any spare gold for a little good boy (I just want try get a kinfe sorry…)
Any spare gold for a good boyyyy
How to report hacker
first tell him to give u a knife and then report him
Smart
any ppl that can spare gold
Yello
Yello
Wassyp chris
Hello
Yes
Dobar
1.8T u mene, al u oca 1.7cdti
Audi 1.8 a3?
Ma Opelov Z18LET
Didnt now Opel had 1.8 t
180ks Turbo benzinac
GTC OPC line
Pfff
Wasyyyyp
Not much,yourself?
What age?
Same, chilling tomorrow Saturday
Going out
2006
How much did u pay?
Tomorrow?
Guys any faceit links?
5k Euro
Nope
Damn
How I didn’t get time out so far
Overpriced?
But honestly W cuz I kinda need gold and they let me
Nope, brand new so they are a bit higher in price
They are rare in my country
Stop per wheel 1.5k?
Full set
Ain’t no way per wheel is 1.5k…
Oh
Lmao no thats gonna happen soon
Understandable
…
LOL
Rich rich
I am a welder
Nice dog ngl
Wow
Idk
Ty Her name is Dona
She cute
Tysm shes got 11 months
Cuz it can’t be sold (idk)
Codes, or they have anticheat bots
You welcome
They check if the anticheat is right and checks account info etc
I am ask until I can (anyone can spare change for a good boy)
By the end you might lose account or not
I feel as a bad person asking for gold
I am probably buying a OPC soon since it feels weird tuning the base Car, why not get a sports version

Weird question ngl
Not many find sports version interesting + “waste of money”
Idk what OPC is but congrats
Also on a opel
Yo if anyone can spare some gold dm me plz
I totally agree but OPC barely changes anything other than the spec and the stronger engine
240hp 2.0T
Z20LEH
Hello
Opel Astra H OPC search it up for me its a real beauty
Me in new
Balkan?
The thing is, in city you cannot feel that “sport” everywhere no more then 60 mph or 96 kmh
Desi Milane
Evo me
I’m from Balkan
I agree but ive got a couple of places to floor that beauty
Kakav si?
Then yeah that’s a good one
Dobar
To je bitno
Hvala na pitanju
Bro why I find here balkans + Lithuanians mostly
Kakav si ti
english
Who knows
Vrh
All this time I sat here only Lithuanians were talking to me..
the mods is watching u know
Cuz is popular game in those places Ig
No English 
I’m Balkan as well
What language is that
Esi i ti iz srbije
Where








