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samonw boosting like 10% of the market
🦭
2v2?
@winged bough bro You npc?
?
Is it me or when I try to rank up to a bigger rank than gold I get a trash tm8
It is what it is


Axlebolt pls remove 20% commission
ong
Make it 10% at least
Please keep it Axlebolt love you 
fr
This glazer
What
🦛
Hey people
Hi
Like they were flying and using awp like rifle
Hello
A question yall what can I do with 43 golds like anything good that I can do?
Standoff made it when you're cheating,you are being matched with cheaters.
How’s it going?
Buy skins
Good ngl
Bruh I ain't cheating
Nice nice
No you are
Did u made that up urself
Yourself?
Good thanks 💯
Glad to hear
I knew it
Is it allowed to ask here to play together?
Nmg sad
Fukin cheaters using cheats on new account
Ok
Yea,but use #1044085342308941944
They wont cheat on mains ofcourse hahaha
Which tho cuz idk which good or bad 😭 or save for arcane idk
Ah gotcha, I saw it earlier but is there an unranked section? Too tired to grind now lol
Buy what you like,only ur opinion matters
Just play 10 games,most of people got ranks and yhats why it is easier to find people similar ranks to u
Ik but is there any ways that I can get that 43 gold to at least 50 with any business shit?
I did, but I’m currently in Ranger rank
I’m gold I’m the best player here (jk I’m bad )
Kakav spot hahaha
Lmao I’m probably gonna get down-ranked soon too
Nr
Trust me just play

Bet lol
Nece
I am try save and get a arcane ig if I get good luck
Check dm
nice im saving for blight jkomando im 400 gold short
hi can someone help me get champion on allies ? i curently have ranger
im a very good aimer but sadly i keep getting with bots and randoms
Sure
oh alr
Trust me its same
oh
Gold and elite is same
i stoped pushing allies after i got champ cuz i keep gettings to pla y against smurfs n thats so bad
uhm
i liked old ranking system better
if u say so
I never played rsnked in my life and this season i got master rank
like u lose 7-8 boom -30
ye like i won 10 games n got phoenix when in old ranking my best rank was gold
Just use ur brain and find someone decent u can queue for few games
Litterlay played 10 games to get rank won 8 lost 2 and i got 3rd highest rank
real
i won like 5-6
@flint barn @robust bear wanna go comp im gold 3
if yes my id is 51464532
me n my frend are waiting if yall wanna come
nvm i started
Hi fam
guys, is it against the rules buying gold cheaper with different region? (i dont do it, im just curios)
so is it against or not
Doubt it
Not in the rules
Only abt buying of some random sites
Anyways any1 got 5 gold spare

Tbh it can potentially ground to get yourself banned from the game itself so I wouldn't recommend you doing that 🦛
oh aightt
Yeahh but it doesnt say in the rules so he could appeal🤔
pretty sure #📖│server-rules are for this server rules
Just pay according to your region price 
or do u mean the game rules
Game rules ofc
Expensive
Hi guys, I have six boxes to open what are the options for a knife?”

How pathetic you want yourself to look by evading your region tax? 
Aslong as i get extra gold
Gold gold gold


I dont think it can get u banned, i even saw content creators do this
Ok
@devout bobcat
i could spare u 5 gold
As if I'm literally the only living soul here 🦛
I need help
Go on
what training
Lol forget
Cuz im bad

Gyro?
But i want to report it
Ya
is it worth buying the hologram karambit?
Pointless
YouTube 
It's easy for them to make new accounts
Idk, I don't buy them
🦛
If you enjoy it, it's worth it
oh
U going to help me or not
i forgot i dont have pic perms
Its quite stunning.
I think I sent you accidentally lol
It depends the context
Nah looks trash Minecraft ahh skin
I'm limited to server only
"BAN MESSAGE"
with the white camo gloves, it looks crazy good
Fake
With impulse it kinda sort mix with it
I know but i want to report that account
community, ban this mod 
They'll create a new one
im too broke for impulse, i barely can afford to buy the karambit and the gloves, it almost costs my whole allowance
https://help.standoff2.com/en:
Click the red button in the lower right corner.
Select the "Chat" section and click "Send Message."
When creating a complaint, select the "File a complaint against a player" category, then "Fraud (scam)" and follow the bot's instructions.
So the best thing i can do is block em?
If there's a lot of them it's bc it's easy and people fall for it easy 
Report still
But just know it won't really affect them in the end
There's no saving them 🦛
Aight, don buy em. Ur life first
Yall got an admin only chat?
Bully the normal people in there xd
Whats that 
🤔
It's classified 
Yet*
Period*

Mod , how do i become mod 
Just wait till one get modded clients to see all channels of the server
Cant

I tried being a mod their "not looking for anyone right now"
Think they just politely rejected me icl
You need 67 years of volleyball experience
🐓
Only got 41
I thought they need 6 months for being unhinged only
Oh dang i been snitching not secretly✌️
Mb, I increased it to 2 years
Don't worry, i got my homies ptptn and zakat with me
(i've done that since my first account was here)

Yo pss @devout bobcat Nap is actually gathering info hes gonna scam every1
yoda death sound

Lolololo

Did you know standoff have lore?
Pointless bio
@mossy saddle shh i need 5 gold okay
Im like broke broke rn
Why i feel like people who bought bundle avoids the p90 one lmao
it looks pathetic
Unemployment lore
Bc p90 is used by either golds or legends that are loosing 7:0
5 gold is 5 gold
How the f did he have 50k gold!
Not the devs lore,THE GAME LORE
Trading idk
p90 is the only one of them that is going to profit
1 gold is 1 gold for me as well
Yep
Ye I need one
Season 1 guys are the same as season 7 guys but older
Brb buying them for "investment" 
Just got a new info, it's still against the game rule 

Who is Adam 
So is Eve
Guys guess the word it starts with n
Most expresive staff ever
Gardenia is all it takes for me. The durian one 
❤️❤️
IS NOT THE BAD WORD 😭
Nap
Real men eat the actual Durian and dies of diabetes 
Nap start with n
YUP!
Nao
CUZ I WANNA SLEEP!
no one uses p90
ni hao is greeting???
Go to
Can’t gotta play standoff 😭
This is #💬│english-chat so it's only English 
Trying get my second arcane 😭
Those who bought finna ended up being val phantom pack accident 
What abt the gold1 with the best inventory ever and 5% accuracy
Nice
3 unhinged dm
"I would like to trading , but u gotta give me gold first"
Immaculate dm strike 
"I would like to give you money but you have to give me your money first" ahh dm
They're a quite frightening when it comes making those word
ts should be expired, cuz I met a lot of love scam bs using the same sentence since 2012
gurt
grammarly wrong
I would like to be a mod , but you gotta give me a mod role first 🦅
"I will send you my gift but you have to pay me $$$ for postage" type sentence
Bold
blod
It's like committing a crime in front of the cop 🦛

Y’all isn’t that against the rules
The difference is I don't have to deal with paperwork 🦛
0.03g
Remind me of the corrupted jpj in my area 
Bloke muted himself 

Really
darr should really tell the tips how he got 50k
How much gold
Coffee cash, settle
Credit card 
Buying a share of axlebolt provides you with this privilege

How much gold is going to be the new knife case for reak
Felt cute, might own 10% of Axlebolt shares
0.3g , final
0.00$
You mean like google?
Tell help me out 😭
Serious
Please
Buy the whole company for 2 billion dollars
HELL NO
THATS TOO MUCH
ill do my own counter strike then
We all ain't fortune teller here
How much will cost the box?
we all aint fortune teller here
I am kinda blind can’t see it

Why ur so bad at me

I just asked and nap was mad at me
;)))
Harsh reality of this world
Idk
Tell you what this knife case will cost 1.5k
I think he was talking about the weapon case
Weapon case is going to be on 130 gold
Or less
60 at first
Do i should sell em st the new season?
Idk if you wanna save then go on
60 gold the new battle ps cases…?
Or keep it all for like 3 months
Im gonna sell my lot of 24 cases as soon as possible though
At first
As i need to build my inventory
That’s more than I currently have 😭
What level u on
That’s more when I currently have
77
Bought the lvls
I’m lvl 7 in battle ps I’m the most here 😂
YAYAY

This is adam
A question now that I have 50 gold what is the 2 cheapest arcane rn I wanna buy it like save and buy it cuz I bet is like 100
Idk
I am grind like 0.03+0.03 won’t take a while right?…

I was just asking 😭
Because he will tell you to give him money
What color is your phone 
Hi
He's not reaching, all good
Looking for a editor ✅

Hi
Hello
Does bro do YouTube
Ye
Seems he does
6.58k
Hes like us
The sad thing is that
I messaged in a server that if i get 4 reactions i will open a knife case
I did open it to find the kukri
Yep 🫂
Hes not an alien buddy
Ik that gang

I think i commented ur videos
Serious editor needed 🥲
Idk
😭
Is it a short or a whole video
Long video
Whole and short
Mins?
Like 10min+
So
I am see if I can edit send on dm
It's okay 🫂
🦛
Dm me I will share u link
I am too lazy to post content
Malighebestbest

Dont be lazY then
What's ts srvr

Check dm
?

You lazy baster
hi guys
I have to build my inventory for 9k
Malithebestbest
Hello sir
Ye?
Hi
yo
Nothing
Yo
Hi
yo
Gurt
gewt

What kind of editing u want
The thing im noticing is that nobody is buying the p90 bundle
Which means it will cost the most
Due to its low quantity
Ye
pls gatekeep this
delete message
Its p90, makes sense



@ebon night what ur device?
Long video
Honor x7c 💔
I play on tecno spark 20c 🥀

Tuff
Huh
I got my triple legend on the tecno spark 20 pro plus
Pro plus + pro max
do the graphic settings make a big difference fps wise?
Now im iphone
I think this mosquito is attracted to my pants🦛
If you turn on the graphics to very low
Yes
At 3 am ☠️
I play on very low setting
Device is bad then
Even the resolution 😭
My iPhone does not handle full high graphics
But when i turn them down
It runs full 60
I want to buy poco x6 pro
Take the x7 pro atp
Wdym too expensive
400 dollars
The most expensive is like 400
I want an iPhone 13 pro
Thats my dream phone
Hehe
Who are you ?
Hmhm
Woah
Did you know maduro will eventually show up to defend hes home
nope
Ok
trust me you don’t want it
he knows
I wanna escape from Apple ecosystem 
he might know me 😳
Im crine 😂😂😂😂
jk jk or what if ?
Apple is overrated
is everyone having server ping problems?
Ye
Not really
Yes really
Alr
Daily use and gaming I find it cool
Every other brand btw 🥹
Apple getting hate for no apparent reason
Samsung aswell is good
How come?
thanks
Pou cost money on apple buddy
But its tablet
Apple is basically the luxury of tech
Android is hated for no reason
Sure...

not really they have way better gaming phones
Cameras too
An excuse to spend more money which i am fond of
(yet they were late for quite a lot of things)
But I woudnt bring a red magic 10 pro outside with rgb leds holding a brick basicly
There is a certain country I think Denmark where if they see you on a Android, they’ll literally look at you despised 

Invest your money 😭
I don’t have to
Bro that’s not truth
Xiaomi 17 pro max is crazy for its price currently the best phone considering ranking
I think, I forgot the country but it exist
Do i should buy poco x6 pro to play ONLY standoff2 and editing?
Heard about it too
isn’t that kinda similar to iOS products ?
Talking about out look
Ios= same phone 3k higher in price
So no
Yes!
No
Block me
The most promising phone i am interested in is the redmagic 11 pro due to its liquid cooling
and no
Is okay
That thing is insane
Atp buy a pc tho
iPhone became part of lifestyle 
Costs like 800 nah?
A status symbol
kinda weird phone to take it out idk

Imagine you drop it and then the water flood all your phone
Every phone does that, you use it every day 🥹
You cannot escape the consumerism once you’ve entered it
And then you drown basicly
He’s right
Yes
is dangerous aswell
Many teenagers view Androids as “phone for old people”
It's made to not happen 
If it falls inside your house
It floods your car obviously
He is
I am ironic
Hilarious mate!
Obviously it causes a tidal wave to show up
do you really buy a certain phone just to play so2?
88% of teenagers in the US & Canada use iPhone
thanks nane
Like ur pfp?
👀
Np George ✌🏽
Absolutely
Do i should buy poco x6 pro to play standoff 2 and only editing?
I use iPhone cuz I got stuck with it since 2011
Cuz they love people
bcs is all you need in daily usage and also is good for games
Anyone specific?

Huh ?

Nope

for editing 😭
Why not
Cap cut users
Editing software ✌🏽
Hey guys
Hi
fr
You can do good videos on mobile
Adobe effects learn how it works
What you mean
I know
Pc only also payed
I’ve been using it because my subscription on adobe effects has ended and I don’t want to spend more money
I'm not going to listen to anyone, I'm going to buy that phone and that's it
You can do crazy edits by yourself no auto effect nothing all by your own that’s

The thing edit vs fake editing tool that gives everything to your hands ready
Learning is easy but mastering is hard
it’s like making money on your own instead of waiting your papa to give you
practice makes perfect
Ik someone who makes $2k per video
Perfect like us no?
hehe
BAN DEVELOPER
this person ingame have write something in player chat and tells me I am getting banned and I can contact yyban on telegram .
Is this SCAM pls this guy give me like 24 hours before getting banned
Fake. Block, report, move on
I know this peopel
And you know him 
Obviously 
They trynna steal your dc acc
He’s my uncle 


yes they did that to an old friend of mine
Did he explode?
Ultimate flex 
He just warned her that she did something againts the rules of dc
and she lost her acc
Get his account I guess ...
I wish I bought a PC sooner but unfortunately I was stopped by my dad who doesn’t know anything about the tech news
maybe she gave personal info she might thought it was a manager or someone with a higher role from so 2 or sm

Am still unranked in so2 
Being independent they said
👀
👀
This people are crazy
ye idk

Ram will cost you more than a pc now 
You mean graphics card?
Think logically, why would someone who literally has access to your account stat and history wants to get your private info
RAM
storage
Not specific sir 🤓
Graphics card alone is more expensive as a piece of the PC
Unless you buy multiple rams
And i dont mean the pickup trucks
I’ve seen some trends on tik tok
The AI companies bought a lot of RAM
With a type of an expensive rams
I hate AI videos
they had rgb diamonds golden ones idk
Crazy
#📸│photos message this is the reason why our RAM is expensive now
Understood
Does anyone know if it's time to sell the Gambit stickers or if we should wait longer?
AI suddenly can turn people into artists, more like prompt artists 
Hello guys
I am a photographer so AI is taking my job sooner or later
Can i report a cheater somewhere in this dc server?
From December 31, 2025 to January 11, 2026, our support response times may be longer than usual
Why would you want to send it to me
Submit the report to the helpdesk and wait for the response
Usually a week especially during a holiday
Okay
Sir
Christ
Isn't it late as hell in your place
Man o man
Use mospel
I should not have sold my feet pics, even the mosquitoes are my fans now


LOL
We got jokes
Ahm
Holy
Bros parents older than bro
Someones birthday?
Someone died in a state highway crash 
Send fire work cuz why not
Ok
oh
Back in that 100 car crash
In france
(How does 100 cars crash? 1 out of them 100 couldn't be smarter?)
Someone dumb enough to speed on a neighbourhood ended in tragedy after he hit 2 cars in a row
Average nissan gtr driver with 200 credit score
Yesterday
So
Pfft
Here we got roundabouts , they speed , don't see them roundabouts and fly over and get stuck in the middle
Idk
Even worse the gtr driver survived

But the completely innocent 2 drivers driving their cars safely didn’t make it
Classic
Bad driver never dies
Unfortunately that happen to someone close to me years ago
@devout bobcat Look in photos that ever happended to u?
No one's yet to explain how it happened after 10+ years
But don't matter cuz he ain't around anymore
That is an old bug, it happened to me back in Season 1

You’re basically completely desynchronised from the server
You can kill them but they didn’t die in their POV
Never happened to me ...
Wish It did
Ahh
Was fun to get my kd up a lil and accuracy up
Especially its a new account
You’re basically never exist in their game, until they look at the statistics and saw your name

Xdd
You've yet to get unbanned? Or they say it's Perma banned frfr
I was being ignored
Well.
Ive got no asnwer yet xd
How xd
Dwaboutit
Xd
Avoiding ban first of all ive made a new account fresh clean 2nd how is it avoiding ban if its account ban not a device ban
Someone in first round bought a mac 10 is this a bug or hack
Bug been for years
U kill sm1 very fast get money for a mac10/ump
Wish it could be bannable
That's pretty cool
Ohh i thought he was dump hacker thx
Cf


Are dual daggers nice knive to buy ??
Hello
Helloo
Can I report a player who was elevated in a game with a hacker?
Yh
How
@rotund osprey send him the repirt website bc i cant
Own server dont let u send the website✌️
Goodboy
for fact, u can just send him this msg

I aint doing allat
Easier to ping one of u
@devout bobcat allies 
Whats urs ranks?
calibration 
🤔
0/10
Imagine we could transfer the silver to gold
Season been out for half a year or more
I just wanna do mission cuh
It would be tuff asf
It wouldnt
Not a comp player
5 gold per 100 silver
Comp is so bad
Hell no
All the mode itself
Hell ye
Nah
Why not
Vote for weekly gamemode in our telegram
Think abt prices buddy
i dont have gramtele
5v5 allies 
Knife wont be 600 gold it will go to 6k
Not many people got that much silver
Yes they do
….
That's basically comp but smaller maps
🤷♂️
(people with like 40k silver)
When can we sell our gift boxes?🥰🥰
only 19k silver rn
Still 1.9k gold if converted for the 100S to 10G ratio 


This much work for not even that good knifes
Karambit is overpriced asf
It dont even got good animations bro💔
Is duel daggers a nice knive to buy ???
@wraith lance 
😭
Anyone wanna play 1v1?
fast pls tell me the prices for the next stikers:
rust , winter party color , "that old stiker with a scary bunny getting out of a box" and the zone 9 stiker , please
abyobe
let’s do it
My id 114103208
i added u
anyone wanna play 1v1?? @dense inlet sorry for my waiting brother=)
Me?
@gray relic
Capibara if u want to play with us u can
yes
Okay i want
Hop on the game tamra
Im online
Capibara here is my id114103208

@gray relic add me
Wat are u guys playing
I meant as in comp allies
comp?
What does comp mean PC?

Sleep?

hello
Helo
capybaraa
What
nice profile
Ye i love this meme
what rank are u on standoff
Amm wait i check it


ok
Ok
what knife or a set would be best for 3k gold?
ill just try to get an m9 maybe when prices drop
tomorrow
Ok
Where are u from?
i dont really talk about where i am
but i can say that its near russia
Kazakhstan
Dagestan
no
2-3 years dagestan and forget
Ye
Turkish
🐐
my friends basement is worse than dagestan
Bruh turkish is not near russia




