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40kg over the average
Anybody wanna play with me?

Anybody wanna play??
It come with eggwah
Usaf
Yeah nice server
New WHAT????

Yeah I'm reporting this to ax
AX HE CUSSING
It’s allowed now 
No I was the one who allowed it (me when I truth)


So first you say that you lied and then you said you were a witness?

Typical abover 40kg activities
Aint the court a beautiful thing

Except when you give them coffee cash
The hell is coffee cash

Bloke wheelie in front of speed trap cam
The cam didn’t manage to see the plate cuz it got covered by the tail

Can't read your tag if it's parallel with the ground

🥹
blackpink
promocode option not there for me anyone know how to fix ts
bromokod
if you're on ios the only way to redeem promocodes is through this site: https://store.standoff2.com
thx
Any promo codes available?
not that I know of, no
fih
what about the new years gift
it wont appear on ios also

its just 2 valor crate

no active code?
SO2NY2026

Ay bro how did you managed to get to master?
Where you from?
india
what
Can valor crate be selled?
In the marketplace? In a few seasons
In the shop? A few weeks after the board event ends
i selled my wife for internet connection ahh english
Lemme js keep this then

Me only starting to make my portfolio website (Lecturer wants to see it in 2 hours)
It was a month assessment
Wanna play?
They all offline gng
I ain't playing cuz I have a work due in 2 hours
Working in a big sunday 🥀
do you guys create actual sites with HTML and css or just a site designing software like figma
No, I use Google Sites

I have 0 coding experience lelelee

for money of course haha🤣
I'm dead, 3 tutorial classes for next semester
already passed this stage
I'm a creative technology student 
i think it will beat pubg mobile tbh
i played both but ended up focusing more on standoff and deleting pubg mobile
standoff 2, imo, has already passed its prime
so has pubg's, sure
but so2 isn't beating pubg in popularity
Hi guys whats up
Cringe stuff attract views
i guess the creators aint paying on ads
it’s up to us to make it famous haha 🤣
i’m actually betting on that you know cause back in the days streamers, youtubers and tiktokers made pubg famous
this is a gem game and no one is talking about it
politics 😂😂😂
it’s a pure play 🤣
Ig this stupid AI bubble ain't exploding 

I wanted to buy the PC before that but I was stopped by my dad, now I'm the one suffering having to deal with high price for the same spec today
get a macbook
Thank you tech illiterate guy
it’s amazing for streaming
Thats better than mine , i got 6 rats here (siblings)
I'm using a 2020 macbook pro rn
while you play on mobile
nice
And it's ahh
And i got no freedom on my room either

PC better 

you play standoff on pc?
yeah exactly
Macbooks only for cringe students who always hangout at starbuck with student loan 

windows sucks
i need to charge it the whole time
🤣🤣
I don't want windows laptop, I prefer a PC
I use Chromebook btw 
yall cs students?
I steal github codes then resubmit in Python 
I am. Only one semester left before graduation
My lucky ahh uncle bought ITX PC with 128gb ram and rtx 4090 a few years ago
(I think he should sell it to me 
)
It was definitely cheaper compare to todays market
nice
one question
i know how to build amazing looking and functional websites but can’t monetize this skill
Brb, need to renew my internet plan
does anyone figure it out?
prepaid in small 2026
grok :
what about it?

I do freelancing. Just sign up to any freelance site and start off cheap and then slowly increase the price. Just a few months I got approx 1k dollars for a single project

next decade
i’m gonna do that 👊🏽
rank seasons last for 5-6 months. THe next one is probably in 3 or so months idk. I don't remember when the current season started
more 3 months wtf
The only thing that motivates me to do my assignment is money 
I never tried kebab in my whole life
Any master+ wanna play allies?
you’re missing out dudeee
why all cooking allies comp is more fun
I've never eaten a burger
Too many bots
Pushing legend on allies
Its beautiful

Bob the Builder
As of now it looks like no one is playing
Even me 
Hong Kong server kinda have too many boosted players
We beaten legend players before (we were only champion/ranger) 🐓
Singapore can get tricky when you don't have good coordinated teammates
true
it’s all mental you know
if a team knows how to cover each others back and coordinate an invade toward B and A, they’ll be unstoppable
btw i just finished editing a so2 clip and i’m not sure about the timing on the beat, anyone mind giving me feedback?
i post it on so2 videos channel
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👋
girls are we being respectful


When we can able buy valor cases
When the pass ends
after dice event end
Wth?
fix dis shitt ffs kids dodging every game this is so fuccked
every match they dodge its rare to start a game
smh
chill
Mods, can we ban this guy?
idk i dont feel like it
Looking for someone to play with, preferably with a rank higher than gold
@devout bobcat 
What are you gonna do with the burning fists gloves
i need skins that goes well with them
Look for 2 player Gold+ add me on ds 🙂

who is ranger+ bru lets run some comps
Hi
Who's girl
bundle when
tomorrow

?
polic
scotlan
Hey guys
I want to 1v1 u
Bet
Has anyone encountered the admin?
43463177
Yo bro wait 10min pls
kk
Yard Is my destiny
I gotta do sm rq
If so2 removes yard from the game i will quit
Brodi, that is exactly your curse
☠️
☠️
okii, i'll make myself a cup of tea
Give me the rolesssss guysss
m here
I need the elite rolesss and s

nah bro ds aint fair
just when im bout to enter master i get silvers
or someone leaves
i was 2 mmr away ffs
then someone leaves mid game
you can contact @silk moth to get those
anyone wanna play with me
K
pls somebody
lemme launch the game

how many people are there online
43463177
Lemme add
this one
6-7
bruh
ts isn't fun anymore 🥀
i know
Ik
do
Added u
I tried to do a trade up to a valor collection epic skin by using 10 new rare skins and 40 rares
But i lost it all
So thats an obvious sign to not gamble
anyone eanna play with me
anyone?????
m
Wish i could
💔
bruh
This world is about coping
i have freinds irl but not on game
Cope gng
🇵🇰
ok
The internet is pathetic
Wish i had good internet
hello
900 ping
so anyone wanna play?
🫨
anyone has goid ping or nah
I will exterminate you and increase your loan interest rate
loans more money

Tax evasion is my specialty
@warped lotus the only time i remember spening money is , bundles.
Which is tomorrow

U remember too little
1 year is a long time
anyone wanna play
Probably only things you purchased
@undone holly now we'll retry on NL
Mine said "earned"
dragos esti roman
Mine said spent.
I WON 1V1 MASTER
No
70 vs 250 ping
then
fair ahh
Bad investor
then
Someone is mad
bro dosen't know that ping matters
But i remember selling 2 g22 impulse non st
why it has ș
and 7 hanami gloves 
Bro u lost
dragos why it has ș
I should be legend now
okay, cool
Btw how do u have so much cool skins
set Netherlands and retry pls
Idk
i want to see u playing w 200 ms
U probably got less then u spent, i for example didn't spend any irl money that year but made like 30k gold profit
i am romanian a lot of romanians name are dragoș
He probably just love the name
i invited u
I'm Moldovean dawg
ok
see
still u speak romanian
Uh. My brain 
U never asked if i speak Romanian
ok
Do you speak romanian?
There's calculations behind it, it can't just be ai
but if u speak romania first thong that comes to mind for me is romania
Yes, nap, i do indeed speak romanian
so cool
I got 118 deagle kill on the web while it shows 112 on comps.
On s8 and s9 it exceed 30+ kills.
If you force close the app before the loading screen the stats don't count
still anyone wanna play with me
ñap (ny-ap)
I always finish till end match
Manredacted
No? I always solo lul
Ni**[REDACTED]**
a lot
Rage cuz of teammates 🤔
You're lying
Bruh ain't no way u defending ai flop

I'm defending it cuz it's actually accurate for me
I either feed or just get myself botfrag. I dont like quit either
Some are some dont. So its mixed opinions
For me it doesn't accurate
1 year tho.. a lot could happen
Yoo
The problem is some says it started calculating from s8 onwards (basically after ranked rework)
Could've gone from s1
I started comp on s2 
iamgine (I'm s3)
I think in 2025, we still had like a month or 2 of s8 so that's why
But my acc itself is made in 2017. Just not too active often cause i spend Forward Assault that time
They should've said that.


can u play standof on a pc
Not s9/10 recap
slash s
can u
Ye

Still questioning the 32k gold spendings 
I earned 55k gold
:WHAT:

Gib
Which box should I buy with coins?
Valor
I was playing with 240

and u were
I don't even have any skins
like
😭
Without any money? How?
This is a statement
i closed the game
victory was the condition
That is indeed a statement
u lost 0:8
But you get time limited skins in that which don't even sell isn't chameleon or fable better?
I did not say that
I did not
you did
I was joking. Idk any that suits u

Lol what
Gosh
I am new so that's why I was asking ig
Peak employment speech
✅
Tuff
Tuff ash
fr

U told u would give tho
How could Oscar miss this
I cast the curse of employment upon everyone

Guys
Circle of Employment
Can someone give me promocode
I say it one and last time. You asked me if you can have 10g if you win the last battle. I said yes and started the game. You lost 0:8
🤡 🤙
Bro typing bible🥀
i was searcing for 🤙 emoji
Anything for 10g 
I closed the game already, gonna play another one
LOL
Skull emoji
Open it again 
we can 1v1 later if u want
My ping is unstable
I find it stable at this mere moment
Okay then
Looking for allies mate to carry me while i finish watching this Dora final season

since my friend haven't installed the game yet 🥀

first time using emojis?
Yall got gold?
How much?
This much

6 7
508.30
8.5k
i forgot the K
HOW
@devout bobcat You watch Dakar ??
Dude how do yall get so much golds
Im a Microsoft support helper
I play like all day end up with 0.50 gold or sm
And?
You not playing right then

You need to reach Bronze rank to get 500g
You know ball
knowledge
Gimme some 🤑

Ty

Begging is not allowed according to Terms of Services in the discord server which you could read in the following text channel ! #📖│server-rules
How can a homo sapien can forgot the term "employment"
50k??
Yes yes
HOW TFFF

LEMME SEE
Are u gonna believe everything we said here
Send me pic
i have 0.03g
Can't show because I'll get people in dms spamming
Haha
And Karambit gold
I don't spend on golds. Only bundles
Mine is horrible, only got g22 relic 
How do I be nitro booster

?
guys go easy on him its his first day on earth
Ye fr
Spend money

It's my first day
Have some common sense lowk
Buy a nitro discord
Or u can get it for free on epic games

I need gold fr
How about you embrace employment first
Fr
This is not even rude
When its reality
I'm not old enought gng
Part time
Absolutely
Easy cheat code for gold is getting a job
Thats why I have 4 knives
Or become a drug seller
Absolutely, investing in your future

Gimme gold
Holy tuff
Curse pls

yo what server r u in bloodstrike
Quick question are you 9 yo?
Older
Bet me
Idk, never play it again, asia maybe?
nvm
Dm me
what server
Discord server

Lol
Yea
Eu
Bro can u shut up
😭
Chill


I will give you more details about the clan if you dm me
Nobody dmed you?
Need players in my clan!
But?
You got a clan tag?
mmmm
Yo if the new gift box gets on the market should i invest in it ? Gambelers will want them
If u want to wait long enough . Yea
not as long
there are not gonna be a lot of them in stock
as everyone gets only one box
@gilded flax dm bro

who want to play ,im free

Wanna someone in a so2 clan?
And?
Advertise your clan there
If you want to join a clan or recruit people for a clan, go there
Guys
?
NO
yea
Bro do you use full gyro or to adjust it when enemies are far
K
Wanna someone in my clan we have scrims and no toxic kids
wtf i dont understand
What's scrims
Do you use both finger and gyro or only gyroscope
kids wow
Don't advertise here. One more and I'll have to mute
yup both gyro and fingers
do anyone have private mc server so i can join and it's cracked
So bro when do you think you use the gyro close range or when enemies are far or you always use it I KNOW IM ASKING LOT SORRY

It's a cooldown


The 5 hours cooldown serves a purpose. So that people don't spam like you are doing here

How i fell now: 
Could you delete all clans that spam it from different accounts tho?
do anyone have private mc server so i can join and it's cracked
ah its okay bro yeai use gyro all time not in long rage or short range its ez to get one shot killa and whats ur rank bro
Phoenix allies Gold 3 comp 
What about the arm pain like when enemy is constantly moving in one direction it's really hard to use gyro
@arctic spoketry to use low sense for gyro in so2 not for other games
I kept it 1 bcz it doesn't bother me
bro while hitting bullets on them they automaticly slowdown for 0.5-1s its common
But pro ppl like me miss shots 😅
yea we r pro
@arctic spokewhats ur lvl brp
159
from which season u starts playing
9 prey
great
What about you
i thnk u lie to me a normal player cant reach 159 lvl within 1 or 2 seasonor may u is a legend
I'm serious
Check my id I'ma sent photo
6

Your old and pro then I guess
sry bro i hve no dout u can i know thats u is a legend or hard frinder hahahahha sry to glad
I'm playing for like 250 hours bro
It's ok
I play like whole day
So bro what's your rank
yea now i understand
Lol
stopped grinding bro but i have three accs and twoo gold 3 and last one ranger
Noice don't you play the game anymore?


Yo guys
i increased my sensitivity to 5.50 to get faster flicking was wondering what's the go to sensi??
Bro do u use gyro ?
That's no go to sense. It's important not to change you sens too much because you need to build muscle memory
No
Do u use gyro ? R u an admin or something
Thx
I'm a mod and no, I don't use gyro
Fah
I have been on 4.20 for almost a year now but i want to get faster
Im getting so hecking tired of the bugs and shit.
Bro how do u get that rank symbol beside name?
K then stick to your new sens
🤯
Im starting to get somewhat good on so2 but im on 0.45 Acceleration, 0.10 Smoothing, and 1.45 sensivity should i go up?
Ok 
try full smoothing
I will
Should i do more?
Its optional
If you consider yourself comfortable with it
But i am used to 1.40 so its fine for me
Its about acceleration rather than sensivity tho no?
I dont understand much between sens tho
I think it's mostly your device and the way you play
Sensitivity matters most
I have an really good device
Samsung s25
Its hella fast
120fps no problem
Nice go to training and change settings there
this guy
Ik what it does but id like to know the purpose
when you do test it put the bots on medium difficulty and just track them until you feel comfortable
You think that the new holo USP is gonna be a good investment?










Hello
nvm i forgot abt the 2 eps


do anyone have private mc server so i can join and it's cracked

Any1 gold wanna play Allies or comp
Anyone help?


in-game? It clearly says in the game, axlebolt will never send you messages through in-game dms. What you're describing is a scam
send screenshots
Dm?

yep that's a scam
Thank you
If I level the Gold Pass up to 45 and sell everything I earn like sprays, stickers, cases, and knife cases in the shop, and also account for the -20% tax, how much would I get in total?
Mongolia?
Yea
@rugged zenith sorry only english here
I love mongolia
I need mongolia team
I love senzu and mzino hehe
I love all hehe
sure. But you can't use any other language here other than english in this chat
Okay sorry
Damn @tough meadow we have the same profile bio
😭
lol
yo guys,whats wrong with the setvers
Who wanna play with me (ranger)
🌹
Is cross play possible ?
@neat bobcat


Okay
Wdym? PC with mobile?
Id?
lmao
Is it possible that mobile matches pc
Ofc
This game works on a thing called emulator on pc
the game is dead enough to not have a crossplay
how do i unstal standoff 2 on pc
U have to download BlueStacks or msi emulator
i8nstall
Then u can run it there
There's no dedicated PC server
Bruh nice matchmaking
download winlator on your phone, now install bluestacks inside your winlator, inside the bluestacks install standoff 2
get a load of this guy
10+57
🥒
Fake cop
that sonuds interesting
10-2

why is the police here
uwu
f nah
you switched ?


Guys

Who play val mobile?
why? you interested?
I love this job 
??

I apply the 5th amendment







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