💬│english-chat

[stark gust]

i love how it looks

[rich crow]

u trippin twin 😪

[stark gust]

and necromancer is way more overrated

[stark gust]

thats what am sayin

[rich crow]

But I mean to each their own ig

[empty nexus]

I used to hv it back in like 2021

Its mid

I love my akr carbon🤩🤩🤩

[rich crow]

For u maybe

[stark gust]

i had like 10accs back then

[empty nexus]

its clean

[stark gust]

[rich crow]

I agree

[stark gust]

true

[empty nexus]

And works

[crisp pollen]

vermilion is looking good too

[empty nexus]

With any

[stark gust]

but th is better

[empty nexus]

Stickers

[rich crow]

Why tho

[rich crow]

What stickers do u have on it

[carmine palm]

Lol pawpaw crates almost at 30 each

[stark gust]

cause i had many dif phones and gamils

gmails

[empty nexus]

Kawaii

😢

[rich crow]

Hmmm

Can I see

[empty nexus]

i m tryna find so,eome thas tryna sell a necromancer st w 4x kawaii

My budget is 5k or under

[stark gust]

necromancer overrated

and bro saying th is

my lil step bro got 600hrs and

thats 2 times more then me

and hes asking ppl to boost him to

pheonix

and ranger

[empty nexus]

Anybody tryna sell akr carbon or necro st with 4x kawaii stickers bru

[stark gust]

no

[empty nexus]

Under 5k

🫩

[final citrus]

how about 5001

[empty nexus]

:(

[stark gust]

5000.01*

[final citrus]

:).

[empty nexus]

Aboove my budget

:(

[final citrus]

awww

[pliant linden]

How about somewhere between 6-7k

[stark gust]

youl get there one day

[empty nexus]

Get out

[stark gust]

no

[pliant linden]

So rude

[empty nexus]

Maybe i can do 5k and a paper clip

[stark gust]

yes

[empty nexus]

😢

[pliant linden]

I hope you stopped breathing

[stark gust]

half of the paper clip would be enough

[final citrus]

deal

[stark gust]

so your familly

[pliant linden]

I hope everyone you know and love forget you

[stark gust]

so you

[final citrus]

it wil be in the marekt at 2am becuase that when i fall asleep and start dreaming

[empty nexus]

:(

[pliant linden]

Boi you was listening to kay flock you is not tuff chill out kiddo

[empty nexus]

gngg fr bru i need someone to sell me tha

[stark gust]

ok tough 67 boy

🥀

[empty nexus]

Ppl b listin it for absurd prices on market

[pliant linden]

Ima girl

[stark gust]

idgaf u trans basketball

[pliant linden]

Goofy I'm biologically female

[stark gust]

who cares

[final citrus]

isnt it like 1,2k

[stark gust]

not me tho

[final citrus]

the sticeker

[pliant linden]

You should

My dms open tho 💋

[stark gust]

i shouldnt

[blissful mauve]

Tailor Swift

[empty nexus]

I think 1.7k

[stark gust]

yea smells like fish

[empty nexus]

Ion kmow

[blissful mauve]

Yk that song

[pliant linden]

More like 6.7k

[stark gust]

[empty nexus]

It looks good on both necro st or carbon st

Js tryna get sum nice for a purple inv i m tryna build🫩✌️

[empty nexus]

R we deadass gng

[pliant linden]

Das the market price for it

[empty nexus]

bro what😭

[final citrus]

i got ak nerco for my purple inv looks nicee

[pliant linden]

Post inv leme see

[abstract turtle]

6k from selling stuff

[final citrus]

me is in game :/

[pliant linden]

After game

[empty nexus]

Yh i m tryna find it w 4x kawaii stcikers bruh😢

anybody got akr tiger 4x golden skull😢

[final citrus]

i didnt like it wit 4 kawaii sticker i got it with different ones

[abstract turtle]

Even if you find it it’s gonna go for 100k🥀

[empty nexus]

Wht stickers u get it w

[empty nexus]

Yh i m js kiddincbru i ain tryna buy tha😢😭🫩

[final citrus]

nice skull

[olive flame]

Any master or ranger want to carry me to master

Pls

[pliant linden]

😭😭😭

Son 😭

[empty nexus]

Son😢

[pliant linden]

He asking to carry I'm crine 😭

[empty nexus]

Can u show me tha after yo game gng

[final citrus]

i sent it ill fwoard it wait

[pliant linden]

Do it now goofy

[empty nexus]

Whats ur id

[final citrus]

photos

[empty nexus]

Yh its cleann

[hexed igloo]

happy new year

[lone wraith]

girls be respectful

[viscid swan]

[novel acorn]

#📸│photos

[pliant linden]

Why you got 2 alexgd

More like AlexGD67

[rich crow]

I like your Photo

I don't know how to write anymore.

[abstract turtle]

How about you be respectful
Then it would be acceptable

[final citrus]

becuase defo no bypassing the system or anything

[main granite]

Tryn so hard to get the "helper" ah role

[abstract turtle]

Gonna take years and im not even sure if it ever happens

[main granite]

U have enuf Gold, relax

[lone wraith]

thank you pal

girls are we being respectful

[abstract turtle]

Dont need no more ❤️‍🩹

[lone wraith]

im respectful

im making sure the opposite gender is also respectful

[abstract turtle]

Are you sure anyone of the “opposite gender” cares about this

[lone wraith]

im reminding them

[stray sage]

Is there a way I can reset my id but let my acc be untouched

[lone wraith]

to be respectful

[viscid swan]

you can't change your ID, no.

[stray sage]

Why I want a fresh id with 2019 badge

[lone wraith]

ID is determined by the player count

if you are the 1000th player to play this game your id is 1000

[stray sage]

Let a random guy have my id fr

[lone wraith]

I dont think they are going to be happy

we need to be respectful towards them

[stray sage]

Why not

[lone wraith]

girls are we being respectful

girls be respectful

[stray sage]

Are u a girl

[lone wraith]

depending on your ID and their ID

no

[stray sage]

Why ur name may

[lone wraith]

may from mayart

[stray sage]

You da real art

[lone wraith]

yes

[stray sage]

My id starts with 4

And had 8 digits

So I’m the 40th million user

[lone wraith]

yes

mine starts with 69

8 digits

so im the 69th million user

[rich crow]

How are you?

Happy new year

[lone wraith]

im great great

[lone wraith]

thank you

how are you

[rich crow]

😜

[stray sage]

Not yet buddy

[rich crow]

I'm fine, thank you for asking.

[lone wraith]

im glad

[lone wraith]

yes yet check media

[rich crow]

Hehe, are you doing anything?

[stray sage]

Is 30th December

[lone wraith]

yes

[lone wraith]

It is Tuesday first January

[rich crow]

What are you doing?

[lone wraith]

nothing

[rich crow]

Hummm

[lone wraith]

what are you doing

[rich crow]

Speaking with you, only

[lone wraith]

okey

[rich crow]

How old are you?

[lone wraith]

its a one digit age

what about you

[rich crow]

17 😱

[lone wraith]

😱

[rich crow]

I'll be 18 in February.

[lone wraith]

that is nice

do you have any plans

[stray sage]

I wanna tickle ur brain bro

[lone wraith]

on February

[stray sage]

Do u have any pants

[lone wraith]

why

[stray sage]

Maybe it starts to become

[stray sage]

Are u a girl

[rich crow]

No, I don't celebrate my birthday because I'm alone; neither my mother nor anyone else remembers that day.

[rich crow]

Why the question?

[lone wraith]

oh wow

wish you somebody you could celebrate with

[final citrus]

[lone wraith]

nobody deserves to be alone right alex

[stray sage]

Is ok gang I got a happy birthday from my mom that’s it

No present no cake

[final citrus]

[valid violet]

If there is anyone from the Balkans to play Standoff 2, please add me, I'm looking for a team to play and joke with. ID 105751158

[stray sage]

I hope god nukes us all

[stray sage]

Wdym from balkans

[final citrus]

w

[lone wraith]

think we good for now

[stray sage]

Says who

[rich crow]

Something like that

[lone wraith]

I personally dont need any nuke

[stray sage]

You da real bomb

[lone wraith]

yes

[rich crow]

I'll be fine, it's not the first time lol

[lone wraith]

oh wow

[stray sage]

I’ll celebrate it with u

[lone wraith]

yes me too

[stray sage]

I’ll open my camera and write happy birthday with my right foot

[lone wraith]

yes me too

[stray sage]

I’ll actually do it

While u won’t

We not the same

[rich crow]

Thanks yall

[stray sage]

Jsut remind me

[void bronze]

work at a bank and slowly take out money every 2 weeks

[rich crow]

LOL

[stray sage]

I’ll show u what those foot can do 👅

[rich crow]

😱

[lone wraith]

you caught me

[rich crow]

Oh..

[stray sage]

And then u get arrested

[lone wraith]

I will write happy birthday using my fingers

dont worry

[stray sage]

Nones more real than Jafa

Especially the 3333 verison

[rich crow]

No one has ever done anything like this before.

[lone wraith]

me and jafa will be the first then

[rich crow]

Yipeee

[final citrus]

so get a job is what your sayig

[stray sage]

Are u friends with nulo

[final citrus]

[lone wraith]

no

we just met

[stray sage]

Wow let’s make. Trio groupchat

[lone wraith]

add Alex as well right alex

[rich crow]

We can get to know each other better if you'd like.

[stray sage]

@novel acorn

[final citrus]

what

am not involled

[lone wraith]

I wouldn't mind

[stray sage]

Add me

[stray sage]

Add me

[novel acorn]

[stray sage]

Add me

[stray sage]

Add me

[void bronze]

shh dont say that or it wont work

[novel acorn]

i dont know bro

[abstract turtle]

They ascend while i fall sounds corny

[novel acorn]

loll

[stray sage]

My cousin and my grandpa has the same name as u

[abstract turtle]

How’d you know?

[stray sage]

Waleed

@rich crow add

[abstract turtle]

Oh nice

[rich crow]

I'm good.

[stray sage]

Oh ok

[rich crow]

But if May wants to

[lone wraith]

sure come on

[rich crow]

I won at life.

Bro bout to be catfished so hard

[mystic jasper]

fr

[viscid swan]

[mystic jasper]

anyone here going to play in that astranox tourny?

[stray sage]

You da real Throphy

[mystic jasper]

what

[rich crow]

lebron 99% impossible shot gif

[stray sage]

I don’t need a ball to score

[stray violet]

@AlexGD3

[rich crow]

It’s a dude btw

[stray violet]

[final citrus]

mission failed

[stray sage]

I don’t need a net to score

[mystic jasper]

restarded ahh nih

[final citrus]

better luck next time

[mystic jasper]

im a guy

[stray sage]

I know

[stray sage]

I know broski

[rich crow]

Hold up

[stray sage]

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

[rich crow]

???

[stray sage]

🥀

[mystic jasper]

u like it up the buh

[rich crow]

I am absolutely flabbergasted

[stray sage]

Come call

[rich crow]

Im not into that twin 😪

[stray sage]

Wow u lost me there

[final citrus]

[rich crow]

Alex wants too tho

[abstract turtle]

[stray sage]

Come call Alex

[stray violet]

@AlexGD4

[rich crow]

Goodluck Alex

[stray sage]

Keep going I believe in u

[stray violet]

@AlexGD5

[rich crow]

Alr ur taking Alex’s place

[stray violet]

No no no wait wait

[rich crow]

goodluck

[stray violet]

[final citrus]

missoin failed

better luck next itme

[rich crow]

nvm y’all both going

[stray violet]

[final citrus]

what

how did my name

come in this

let me play comp in peace

[stray violet]

@AlexGD67

[rich crow]

Don’t ask too many questions

Just enjoy

[blissful mauve]

Yeey

Unbanned

[final citrus]

who even are youuu

[blissful mauve]

Got banned an hour for no reason

[rich crow]

you

[final citrus]

[rich crow]

I will be asking the questions old man! who are you?

I am yu!

[final citrus]

old bro am in the negitve

-1

[unborn berry]

Hi,who can help me identify what goalkeeper gloves I'm getting? I have a photo of ot

It*

[rich crow]

U might be in the wrong server 💔

These people do NOT go outside

[unborn berry]

I'm asking on this server because there's a lot of people

[final citrus]

i do

[rich crow]

Trust me don’t 🙏

[unborn berry]

Hm Okay

[stray violet]

@AlexGD8

[final citrus]

try 10

[stray violet]

Hold on

[final citrus]

you can skip

9

trust

[stray violet]

@AlexGD9

[rich crow]

Brodie is never gonna be able to play comp in peace 💔

[final citrus]

i told you

[stray violet]

Ok ok I got this

[final citrus]

am winning so idc anymore

lol

[stray violet]

Lock in

@AlexGD10

[rich crow]

@AlexGG1

[final citrus]

bro ruined my name

nahh

mods nuke this guy

@devout bobcat do your job

[rich crow]

@AlexGGs1

[hexed igloo]

happy new year

[final citrus]

[rich crow]

No

[rich crow]

67

[rich crow]

[distant siren]

Can you tell me if there is a promo code for standoff2, please, good people?

[viscid swan]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code

[noble dagger]

[final citrus]

nab

[rich crow]

Im crine

[scenic wind]

Bro what

[lone wraith]

girls are we being respectful

girls be respectful

[rich crow]

Son Im crine

[final citrus]

yea chat needs to be nuked

[scenic wind]

Oh the meme

Sorry I was getting flashed 😋👀

[rich crow]

Ok AlexGG

[viscid swan]

[wanton aurora]

Guys can somebody help i háve 1230 elo

I need phoenix

[final citrus]

pro

[wanton aurora]

Im not

Just i need help

I have suck mates

If somebody can

[stark gust]

ju

[full nebula]

Guys braces hurt a lot

[junior stream]

Does anyone know when will prices of knifes drop if they even do?

[unborn geyser]

yeah, when gta Vl will appear

[scenic wind]

Bro

U are struggling

Quit the game

[junior stream]

xd, maybe

[scenic wind]

Play clash royale

[unborn geyser]

@scenic wind so easy for elite now

[scenic wind]

I play clash royale

[unborn geyser]

"it must be the wind"

[unborn geyser]

and you're good at both thats the difference

[scenic wind]

Nah man

I'm not good at all

Don't let the role deceive u

[unborn geyser]

you have more trophies than me on clash

and i think o have more hours than u in so2

@scenic wind

[warped lotus]

Don't fight anymore, I'm better on both cr and so2 than yall

[scenic wind]

I have js 500

[final citrus]

maybe when battle pas hits market

[unborn geyser]

i have 2730h

[final citrus]

or new colllectin hit the shop

[unborn geyser]

is the market place hurt?

[final citrus]

?

[scenic wind]

What's ur rank

Don't lie man

[final citrus]

does the market place have feelings?

[scenic wind]

U atleast gotta be master

[final citrus]

not if you quit and only come back now

[unborn geyser]

elite search 48110562

[scenic wind]

Since when did u hit elite?

What's ur rank season 6

[unborn geyser]

9 and 10 seazon

[scenic wind]

What about 6

[unborn geyser]

I didn't play from season 4

[unborn geyser]

I was playing on a potato phone

2 fingers

now with 5

[scenic wind]

How are u 2.7k hrs

And no stats season4?

[unborn geyser]

I think

idk i forgot

i will see whe im home

[final citrus]

he sent his id jsut look at it :/

[neon lotus]

there's smth called just playing casual games

[scenic wind]

What?

"Casual"

[neon lotus]

yes bro

not comp = casual

[final citrus]

ranked*

[scenic wind]

Ranked games are Casual now

[final citrus]

you can not play comp and jsut bang out allies or duel

[final citrus]

nope

[neon lotus]

ranked competitive is the same shi😭

[final citrus]

ranked people play to get higher rank and stuff while casual jsut play for fun and vibe not competitive at all big difference

[scenic wind]

Bro 😂

Comp is a casual mode now

Ppl lit make smurfs js for fun

😂

[neon lotus]

what on earth is this guy on about

[scenic wind]

Oh sorry u can't relate

[junior stream]

Thx for answer

[unborn geyser]

i play ranked with randoms

[neon lotus]

no bro i dont have a stupid mindset n ego like u💀

[unborn geyser]

i played but not rank

[scenic wind]

Dawg

U bad at the game I'm bad at the game

[unborn geyser]

probably ill play 6 fingers when ill buy new phone

[scenic wind]

What's so stupid about making an alt

And grinding?

[neon lotus]

ive been on pro scene in 4 games ive played and a standoff 2 player is telling me ranked is casual

[scenic wind]

Aight

[scenic wind]

Ipad

Tell me ur talking about an ipad

[unborn geyser]

no

why

[scenic wind]

On what phone is bro finna go 6f on

[final citrus]

?

[crisp pollen]

if i buy a knife now it will still increase in price so i can get my gold back before bp ends?🤔🤔

[neon lotus]

ive played 6 fingers on phone bro its not hard

😭

[scenic wind]

I'm 3f

[unborn geyser]

umm

why not 4?

or 5

[neon lotus]

u can def do 6

[scenic wind]

My phone is too small for my hands

[neon lotus]

even tho i think 6 fingers is useless on so2

[unborn geyser]

i played on 6.3 inch phone

[warped lotus]

Sup chat

[neon lotus]

cuz there isnt enough buttons

[neon lotus]

i played 6 on a samsung s23 (think 6.1 or the same size)

[stark gust]

yo

[warped lotus]

My phone is 6.74 aka ⁶🤷🏻⁷

[neon lotus]

smb ban dragos

[unborn geyser]

stayin in bed

[warped lotus]

6 7

😛😛😛

[pliant linden]

have you tried more than 6, like 7

[neon lotus]

idek whats the point of that meme

[neon lotus]

[warped lotus]

This guy knows ball

[neon lotus]

most ive played is 9 fingers on pubg

[warped lotus]

Idk either, I'm trolling

[olive flame]

Wanna play comp

[neon lotus]

this was on ipad indeed

before somebody comes at me

[unborn geyser]

and ur ge

g2

[warped lotus]

I don't play this game anymore unc

[olive flame]

Give me your acc

[warped lotus]

Pay up

[neon lotus]

nah give it to me

[olive flame]

Hwo many Glove and knife combos

I will pay 1k

[neon lotus]

1k indian rupees

[warped lotus]

€?

[olive flame]

💀

[final citrus]

put me on your will for your so2 account

[olive flame]

$

[warped lotus]

I'm not planning on dying anytime soon

[olive flame]

@warped lotus

[pliant linden]

is around 6-7 usd

[final citrus]

dont worrry about it just do it

[warped lotus]

Dragon glass gloves and m9

[olive flame]

💀

[olive flame]

K

130$

Ok

[final citrus]

how about 1 basic nitro

[warped lotus]

🤔

[final citrus]

very good deal

[warped lotus]

I don't like this offers

[neon lotus]

bro went from 1k to 130$

😭😭😭😭😭

[olive flame]

💀

[final citrus]

ok ok ok

how about half 1 basic nitro

[olive flame]

Bro has only one comb9

[warped lotus]

Better than Indian rupees

[unborn geyser]

in remaster?

[warped lotus]

Worth 50k+ gold

[neon lotus]

m9 dragon glass is already more than 300$

[warped lotus]

?

[final citrus]

oh 50k ok ok how about noraml nitro

[olive flame]

Mbb

[final citrus]

not 2

but 1 of them

[unborn geyser]

u will play in remaster?

[warped lotus]

Now we are talking

[olive flame]

I meant 430

Not 130

430$

[warped lotus]

Maybe

[neon lotus]

i js changed my whole inv again

[warped lotus]

Ok send me a envelope

[olive flame]

PayPal?

[warped lotus]

😭

[neon lotus]

20% fee doing its job

[final citrus]

deal?

ok deal

[olive flame]

Na

[final citrus]

so when am i getting the account

[olive flame]

I'm paying him 430

[neon lotus]

bro signed both ends by himself

[warped lotus]

Neveruary

[pliant linden]

insane scam scheme

[olive flame]

So when AM II getting this acc

[unborn geyser]

js lemme know sper sa rezolve astia cv

[final citrus]

hell yeaaa

[final citrus]

wait a mintue samthing aint right here

[neon lotus]

yeahh bought m9 dragon glass

[scenic wind]

I think we missed a month in the calendar

[warped lotus]

They won't resolve anything, they'll just retexture the game menu and some in-game textures, there will be nothing changed in the game, remaster will literally only be fun for the first 5 minutes

[warped lotus]

How much

[final citrus]

shhj dont say or we gonna have another month of school and work

[neon lotus]

47.7k

[warped lotus]

Nah just wait up

[warped lotus]

Holly scam

[neon lotus]

fr

[warped lotus]

Mine was better

[neon lotus]

its okay idc

i shouldve bought it when i bought 100k gold

[final citrus]

not better then my freind

[neon lotus]

instead of buying the damn karambit gold

[final citrus]

he got it for free samoe gave it to him

[warped lotus]

Haha

[unborn geyser]

nnn 2.0 bro

[final citrus]

i cam bearly surive 1 now 2 hell nah

[warped lotus]

When i was buying m9 blue blood somebody sold for 0.03 and i had the highest offer but some scripter took it from me

[final citrus]

yea ngl sound like a skill

[unborn geyser]

and how tf is that work

[warped lotus]

Ask them

[pliant linden]

none of these mfs here getting any money

holy scam

well well well

[final citrus]

when you put a request on a skin they have a bot that put one higher then remove it after 3 seconds

[warped lotus]

They all talk no shi

[final citrus]

nah nah nah i have the nitro

[unborn geyser]

yea saw that

[pliant linden]

we should kiss

[final citrus]

got 30 on my google account can buy it right now just pass the account

[unborn geyser]

mark with a K

[warped lotus]

Send it and I'll put my account on ur name as my death will

[warped lotus]

I'll think about it

[final citrus]

you probobly like 30

so i dont mind

just need to wait 20 years

[warped lotus]

Only got a bit left in me

[final citrus]

yea yea sure

[pliant linden]

my dms is open hmu if you feel lonely 💋

[final citrus]

@velvet snow

[unborn geyser]

:))))))

[warped lotus]

Ima save your contact for when I'm drunk

[pliant linden]

you wont regret it papi

[final citrus]

samthing sketchy happening here

i just cant prove it

[warped lotus]

U poo'd your pants?

[unborn geyser]

" @velvet snow no homo" something like that :))

[final citrus]

why it say dealted user when you replied to him

[unborn geyser]

yea lol

[final citrus]

you in my walls or somthing

[warped lotus]

I could smell it across continents

[stray violet]

@AlexGD11

[unborn geyser]

he can't see straight...

[final citrus]

it my super power

[final citrus]

try alexGD13

dont need 12 trust

[warped lotus]

Not a good one

[unborn geyser]

the fragrance?

[stray violet]

@alexGD13

[warped lotus]

Definitely

[final citrus]

ah nah listen you get samone in a head lock with your butt toward their face let one out and its ggs

[magic night]

Someone wanna play prophunt?

[final citrus]

you dont need no ak or nothing

they dead for all 8 rounds in comp

[warped lotus]

I did NOT need to imagine that

[pliant linden]

@AlexGD67

[final citrus]

you did

and you sai dyou can smell it

across contenit

so they out for good not even gas mask can save them

[warped lotus]

🫩

[final citrus]

[pliant linden]

@warped lotus💋💋

[warped lotus]

Not here

[unborn geyser]

alex u lil cooked Dragos can smell ur last pood

[pliant linden]

mb papi

[warped lotus]

Have some faith papi

[final citrus]

[odd egret]

Wa

[warped lotus]

Sup

[viscid swan]

[unborn geyser]

oh no

[final citrus]

whihc one is the real dragos

[odd egret]

Me

[warped lotus]

Me

[tiny ember]

im the real Dragos

[final citrus]

there only one way to fouind out

hows the smell

[pliant linden]

swhut up nap

[final citrus]

nvm

[tiny ember]

[final citrus]

nthis is the real dragos

[unborn geyser]

@final citrus now we have 2 Dragos, both can smell the last pood

[tiny ember]

you flatten me

[unborn geyser]

@tiny ember u a big guy with muscles behind that pic

[warped lotus]

Dam i got fans

[final citrus]

nah

nap is the really one

[tiny ember]

They called me Masculine Single Celled Organism

[final citrus]

you copying him

[warped lotus]

She'd wish

I'm goated

[tiny ember]

u flattened me

[final citrus]

she?

nap is a girl

yea am out

[pliant linden]

men

[tiny ember]

My honor he said it

[final citrus]

they scary

[warped lotus]

Maybe

[unborn geyser]

MSCO ,that makes sense

[tiny ember]

Always has been

[final citrus]

[unborn sky]

Wsg

[final citrus]

@devout bobcat do samthing

[unborn geyser]

oh shyty , why i have a dirt mind...

something sus 😧

[tiny ember]

Ur down this bad if this word trigger something beneath ur organ

[warped lotus]

Go outside kids

[tiny ember]

[odd egret]

Touch grass

[final citrus]

grandpa

[swift anchor]

Hey guys, good evening, how are you all doing? I'd like to know if you could help me get the Allied Commanders' borders, and if anyone could help me access my recruitment link: https://link.standoff2.com/pt-BR/referral/bind/218445243

[unborn sky]

What yall doing out here

[unborn geyser]

lemme touch the air

[unborn sky]

Long time no see

[unborn sky]

U literally got 0 brain cells gng

[warped lotus]

A whole 4 days

[unborn sky]

I thought it was a week ngl

[unborn geyser]

thats why im not dead

[noble dagger]

[tiny ember]

There's no air particles here

[warped lotus]

Your time estimation is quite off

[final citrus]

nabbb

[noble dagger]

noob

[unborn sky]

If u have 0 cells don't mean u gotta be dead right?

[tiny ember]

neub

[noble dagger]

nap.

[final citrus]

nab< noob

[noble dagger]

true

[warped lotus]

Why isn't your guild tag 067?

[tiny ember]

Even primates has brain cells

[unborn sky]

...

[final citrus]

no no no np

it was a miss type

[unborn sky]

Yeah but like u get it it's a joke right?

[final citrus]

typo

[unborn sky]

I know u do but u tryna act like ur smart🤓

[tiny ember]

My reply itself is a joke

[unborn sky]

True

Idk what we doing ngl

We all waisting time here

[warped lotus]

I didn't like it, 2/10

[lunar chasm]

Boomers

[tiny ember]

Let that sink in

[lunar chasm]

No

[unborn sky]

Uuuuuu

[tiny ember]

leaves

[warped lotus]

5/10, a little better

[tiny ember]

[unborn sky]

It's getting there

[tiny ember]

U flattening me

[noble dagger]

[warped lotus]

3/10 u are dragging

[warped lotus]

1/10 3rd time you say this

[final citrus]

@devout bobcat nuke his house

[unborn sky]

Ur a pro player ur so good at the game

That's a 10/10 no?

[olive flame]

Guys I just did a 40 kill 0 death win in competitive in a phoenix lobby

[warped lotus]

1/10 fake info + meat riding

[unborn sky]

Na I'm tripping

[unborn sky]

Cmon cuh ur a pro player that's not fake info

[tiny ember]

Dragosus
audience diarrhea

[warped lotus]

Meat riding regardless

[unborn sky]

Hahahahahahaha

[warped lotus]

-6.7/10

[tiny ember]

[unborn sky]

What we gotta do for a 10/10

[lunar chasm]

The skins variety is really bad

[warped lotus]

Make me bust out laughing

[unborn sky]

With what u tell me

[lunar chasm]

Bro it made me bust but not out of laughter

[tiny ember]

My mom kitchen knife has more resolution than the whole game skins itself

[warped lotus]

That is for you to figure out

[unborn sky]

Bc i know if I start it's gonna be goofy asf

[warped lotus]

4/10, this is a kids channel, no dirty jokes

[unborn sky]

Nah im gonna stick with the 2/10s ngl

[lunar chasm]

Sory

[unborn sky]

No need to apologize dam

[tiny ember]

asparagus

[warped lotus]

3/10

[lunar chasm]

Sory

[warped lotus]

2/10

[tiny ember]

Simon got competition

[naive topaz]

Hello

How to get master role

[warped lotus]

@silk moth

[tiny ember]

it cost 1k silver for 1 master role

[warped lotus]

6/10

[tiny ember]

for 5 minutes

[lunar chasm]

Imagine they add a green ak

[warped lotus]

3/10 over exploiting the joke

[jaunty stream]

Hello

[tiny ember]

"Why so serious"

[jaunty stream]

i need help

[tiny ember]

[lunar chasm]

1/10 delete discord

[unborn sky]

Dayum idk if i should say this

[warped lotus]

5/10

[lunar chasm]

Yes sir

[unborn sky]

I know I'll get like embarrassed but like idk

[warped lotus]

2/10 don't like your confidence

[unborn sky]

Brother

[lunar chasm]

Its discord, you'll forget about it tomorow

[warped lotus]

4/10

[unborn sky]

Ik but i think I could get 1h timeout

It's dirty

[tiny ember]

My confidence is a bit lower than 2 months old infant

[lunar chasm]

Why u rating messages 🤑

[unborn sky]

1/10

[lunar chasm]

Bro overcooked

[warped lotus]

2.5/10

[jaunty stream]

If I have the 2025 veteran medal maxed out, am I at the diamond one? Does the extra XP I earned this year accumulate towards the 2026 veteran medal or not?

[lunar chasm]

Coems 🤑

[tiny ember]

chat is this verified

[unborn sky]

He's a judge

[warped lotus]

2/10

[lunar chasm]

Idk maybe yes

[unborn sky]

3/10 he dosnt know anything

[warped lotus]

✅

[unborn sky]

Rating shi it's funn

[warped lotus]

0/10

[final citrus]

i think so

[lunar chasm]

-1/10

[tiny ember]

It does , a bit

[warped lotus]

Disqualified

[unborn sky]

Atleast don't make him cry give him a 1

[final citrus]

i think so

[warped lotus]

No mercy here

[unborn sky]

Alr bet

So let's do this

[queen sequoia]

Dragos 44.

[jaunty stream]

So even though I made a million extra XP, it only accumulates very little?

[unborn sky]

Whi ever makes me and dragos left

I'll personally come to ur door and give u a gift u will never forget

How bout that

[tiny ember]

Yeah. 1 year is enough to grind especially if there's 2x exp event

[unborn sky]

Not in a weird way chill

[warped lotus]

Sigma

[unborn sky]

6.7/10

[lunar chasm]

What do u call a pig that flies? a Pig-Eon 😂😂🤑🙏
(Pls laugh)

[unborn sky]

Nah it's 2026 what am i dojng

[jaunty stream]

Thank you

[unborn sky]

Hat was good

[warped lotus]

Who does BRO think he is

[unborn sky]

7/10

[tiny ember]

audience farts

[warped lotus]

I'm the judge

[unborn sky]

Somone :-:

[lunar chasm]

We fart in symphony

[unborn sky]

I'm the vice judge yk

[unborn sky]

1/10

[lunar chasm]

💔

[tiny ember]

"I just wanna be part of your sym- farts"

[unborn sky]

Not very good to hear

[unborn sky]

0/10 lame asf

[warped lotus]

Ok u judge I'm off, y'all are unfunny

[lunar chasm]

Damn isnt

[unborn sky]

Alr bet brodie have fun

[tiny ember]

[tiny ember]

Dragosus

[unborn sky]

Damn isn't allowed lame

[queen sequoia]

What country flag is that in your profile

[unborn sky]

Tf that means 1/10

[warped lotus]

U made like 5 sus jokes

[tiny ember]

American 🦅

[unborn sky]

Google it brother 3/10 for not thinking

[lunar chasm]

America before independance

[potent fiber]

Yo any new promo code?

[tiny ember]

Asus

[mint meadow]

Random question did u play any cbs today? If ur in a clan

[unborn sky]

Google it -68/10

[queen sequoia]

Whos using google in the big 26

[mint meadow]

Every1

[unborn sky]

Chat gpt 0/10 for correcting me

[queen sequoia]

Whos that

[mint meadow]

Tbf i use chatgpt instead

[lunar chasm]

Fr u and me use books 🙏💔

[warped lotus]

I didn't play this game for like 1 month or 2, there are multiple dragos yk, doesn't mean u faced me

[prime coral]

I am the girl

[warped lotus]

Kiss?

[unborn sky]

0/10 for reading there is artificial intelligence for easier stuff

[mint meadow]

Ye just making sure cuz i played cb and it was full cheaters✌️

[lunar chasm]

Im gril, pls guld

[unborn sky]

Dayum straight to the point

[prime coral]

Yes 😏

[warped lotus]

And it worked

[unborn sky]

How old r u

[unborn sky]

Look at this shu

[warped lotus]

😛😛

[lunar chasm]

Older than a ps3

[unborn sky]

Better say yes alr?

[queen sequoia]

Maybe her age is sill in the clock

[warped lotus]

Sounds lame

[lunar chasm]

Ur not fooling me

[unborn sky]

Fr lemme ask abt age frist

Nah on gid nthing weird

God*

[warped lotus]

She's mine gng, hop off

[lunar chasm]

Nah u gonna report for sum shi

[unborn sky]

Nah gng u had the goblin one

[prime coral]

Im 16

[lunar chasm]

Aint saying shi

[unborn sky]

On god nah im not like that

Alr alr

[mint meadow]

Yep could of been half way to gold2 but some guy with 4% accuracy just had to be in my game

[warped lotus]

They all mine

[unborn sky]

I'm 16 just saying if u don't feel uncomfortable

[unborn sky]

Hell nah I'm keeping 1 gng

[lunar chasm]

Dude its not that

[prime coral]

We’re both 16

[unborn sky]

W ig

[queen sequoia]

Too old 💔

[warped lotus]

I couldn't even face u, I'm gold elite

[prime coral]

W

[unborn sky]

DAYUMMM

[lunar chasm]

Ik people who try to bait u into saying ur false age and get reported

[unborn sky]

U deadahh a girl tho?

[prime coral]

😨

[unborn sky]

I mean do what ur comfortable with

[warped lotus]

Deadahh my girl

[lunar chasm]

🤑💀

[unborn sky]

Nah cuh u switching just like that

[lunar chasm]

0/10

[unborn sky]

I gave u ze what u want more

[lunar chasm]

Gold 🤑

[unborn sky]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu she roasted u

[warped lotus]

Ze is a man

Ion want him

[lunar chasm]

No 😘

[unborn sky]

She said I'm a girl tho

[warped lotus]

Fake

[lunar chasm]

Yes gift me nitro

[warped lotus]

See

[swift anchor]

How do I get the Commander frame?

[unborn sky]

Gng u might be a 23 yr old man behind the phone

[warped lotus]

Gold digger

[unborn sky]

@silk moth

[lunar chasm]

Thats how girls are

[unborn sky]

Dm him

[lunar chasm]

Ur proving my point

[lunar chasm]

I wash my hair everyday

[untold elm]

Why they dont add an replay? In game

[lunar chasm]

Too much space

[untold elm]

Nah it will be good

[unborn sky]

W

Dragos btw

The m9 ak it's like almost 5k rn

Idk if i should sell it or not

I'm looking to get karambit claw gloves haunt

[untold elm]

Is it normal for this year i spend 55k gold

And my whole inventory costs 75k

[unborn sky]

In ur mind if that's good keep going

[untold elm]

Got any skins for trade in marketplace? Good stickers

Like samurai dragon

[winter vault]

I need a player for allies, minimum rank pheonix, maximum rank champion

[unborn sky]

Nah i only goid a akr verimilion stattrack

With a sticker 3k

And other like 600

[untold elm]

I got akr 2 years with 4 samurai

[unborn sky]

So 4800 worth of stickers +2600 gun that's a lot

[unborn sky]

Yr basically and OG

[untold elm]

Yep

2019 player

[unborn sky]

Do u think Gloves haunt with karambit claw is a good combo?

[past token]

I want to learn russian

[past token]

Ye

[unborn sky]

We don't care bruh install duo lingo and learn

[untold elm]

I prefer mantis

Its more tricky

[unborn sky]

Mb laury

I'm mad rn don't mind me aight?

[past token]

Nobody's going to tell you it's a bad combo because you have money for a karambit

[unborn sky]

Ik but like i don't like knives that can fold

[unborn sky]

I wanna get those bc I like them yall probably know that too but their price it's gonna fly a lot

[past token]

Not everybody have a karambit

[unborn sky]

Especially claw

[past token]

Yea

Buy it

[untold elm]

M9 always getting up

So go on m9

[unborn sky]

Well I'm not rushing bc I might regret it

[past token]

Nobody is going to say is a ugly combo

[unborn sky]

I have it amber koi thats the main problem

But if I wanna get claw

I have to sell my akr stattrack wich I don't want

[untold elm]

So u will sell the m9 for karambit?

[past token]

What akr

[unborn sky]

Let's day 5k for 11k?

[untold elm]

For m9 its ok cuz u will go high up

[unborn sky]

Vermillion

[past token]

Danmm

Thats a good ak

[unborn sky]

2.6k or sum idk

[untold elm]

Yep

[past token]

I like that akr cuz it have the Marlboro colours

[unborn sky]

Im doing that anyway of the week but my whole inventory gotta go

[past token]

Red and white