💬│english-chat

[tiny ember]

Imagine getting humiliated from pc community then decided to get humiliated more from mobile community

[unborn sky]

Wsg

[tiny ember]

my crippled 10hz phone is enough

[ivory tree]

wsg lonxzi

[unborn sky]

Yall roasting each other out here

[abstract turtle]

0 fps should be enough

[unborn sky]

Fair enough

[tough meadow]

[velvet drift]

Still playable

[tiny ember]

still playable than mine

[abstract turtle]

It is not playable due to the fact the screen is frozen

[quiet grove]

When I go in standoff it says that it was launched in virtual space while I don't have emulator or something like that does anyone know fix?

[tough meadow]

There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[lunar chasm]

ts game is cooked

ennemy team had 6 players we had 5 only

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[winter raven]

Yow wsp guys

[blissful mauve]

Zhxrm

Can you tell them to reply to my ticket made 3 days ago

Yello

👋🏻

[devout bobcat]

I’m dining rn

[blissful mauve]

I'm showering rn

[shy niche]

If i have a controller is it better to play with it or without it?

[devout bobcat]

Eating alone hits differently

[dense thistle]

Cope for having no friends

[devout bobcat]

I don’t wanna pay for their meals

[dense thistle]

Real

[lunar chasm]

fake fiend 😢💔

[devout bobcat]

They’re not bikers

[lunar chasm]

yall should check vc's sometimes cuz there's always some guys who use cheats

[devout bobcat]

Cuz they got no driving license yet

[devout bobcat]

We do actively monitoring the vc

[hexed igloo]

should i play with disadvatage or play normally

[lunar chasm]

last time there was a guy playing with cheats on vc

[hexed igloo]

they sometimes stream prom

[tough meadow]

hmm

[blissful mauve]

That's true

I once got banned here for an hour

Cuz I went to vcs

To definitely not scream

[compact blaze]

[olive prism]

lemme be a helper broo 💔

[devout bobcat]

Mostly Russian helpers are present there

[blissful mauve]

Yep

Instead of replying the tickets

[tough meadow]

you need years of activity here to get the job

[compact blaze]

[blissful mauve]

Bobber

[devout bobcat]

Job

[compact blaze]

I'm not being an helper due to my past with sanctions

[blissful mauve]

Ye can you make ticket to ban that word

Pls

And ty

[olive prism]

is it paid at least 💀 🙏

[blissful mauve]

Trip to cyprus

Every summer

[devout bobcat]

I call this part time grind

[olive prism]

ok bud 😭

[blissful mauve]

I thought the penguin was doing something else when he turned around

Pause.

[blissful mauve]

That's what they told

[olive prism]

fr?

[compact blaze]

😭

[olive prism]

breh thats so random

[blissful mauve]

Zhxrm confirm it

[devout bobcat]

I accidentally ordered 2 chickens instead of 1

[hexed igloo]

gimme 1

[devout bobcat]

I’m so full

[blissful mauve]

A chicken big Mac brotha

[devout bobcat]

[blissful mauve]

Ball Knowledge

And someone got banned

Gg

Free my guy

He wanted to put a gif

[devout bobcat]

Gotta get that “mod weight”

[blissful mauve]

LOL

[devout bobcat]

[blissful mauve]

Gotta keep that standards

[tough meadow]

I got 5 pizzas from dominoz for 0.5 dollars each today. Super cheap but still decent tasting

[devout bobcat]

Gotta keep the mod stereotype running

[blissful mauve]

What

Dominos here it's the worst one

[devout bobcat]

Hand tossed

[stray sage]

Yes it is broski

[devout bobcat]

New York crust is such a scam

[stray sage]

Is not about the game is about how dominant I’ll be against some Russian kids

[devout bobcat]

Basically make your pizza thinner

[tough meadow]

it's not the best I've had but pizza is pizza

[tiny ember]

So u need a pc just to match a russian kid mobile skill?

Quite exaggerating i must say

[blissful mauve]

Here the one time I ordered it came with plastic and hair

[stray sage]

Dominant is different from just winning

[devout bobcat]

Oxygenated pizza

[blissful mauve]

Oh and the wrong one

It was a 3 pizza order

[devout bobcat]

And a trip to the restroom

[blissful mauve]

And one of them was the wrong one

[blissful mauve]

That's before

To make space

[stray sage]

Who actually enjoys dominos

[tiny ember]

The fact u need pc just to be "equal" as averga claw mobile players.

[devout bobcat]

Me

[stray sage]

Just an average pizza with the portion size of a toddler

[blissful mauve]

I don't like a single one of them worldwide pizzarias

[stray sage]

Do u have any English issues buddy

[blissful mauve]

Pizza Hut here is bad as well

[devout bobcat]

I ordered the large one

Or 2 regulars

[blissful mauve]

I might order today as well

[stray sage]

Just order from small businesses trust

[olive prism]

if i saw that twitter post that revenge was goin off sale....

[blissful mauve]

Get the lost calories from the run today back

[olive prism]

how much y all think it ll be

[blissful mauve]

Yep that's what I do

[tiny ember]

No? Its just i find it funny that why would u need a pc to play a mobile shooter when there's bunch good pc shooter out there

I ain't stopping u thou

[stray sage]

Just to make u more mad I’ll buy a pc next week and I’ll only play standoff on it

[blissful mauve]

There was this Arabic restaurant that sold a large pizza for 9 euros

Omg

It was so good

[stray sage]

Because you can’t buddy

[blissful mauve]

Sad they closed

[stray sage]

That’s the only problem lowkey

[tiny ember]

Pc isn't even expensive 🥀

[blissful mauve]

Ye

[stray sage]

Just keep on finding small businesses till you like

[stray sage]

Do u have a pc

[blissful mauve]

A group of hotels company bought the place

[tiny ember]

I finna get Zephyrus G17 next February

[blissful mauve]

And made a hotel on it that nobody goes

[tiny ember]

I cant have pc here with my rats around (siblings)

[rich crow]

Their pizzas are way too salty

[lunar chasm]

whats prom

[blissful mauve]

Buy them a Tamagotchi

[devout bobcat]

Factory workers

[noble dagger]

[stray sage]

Switch r and o and switch m to n

[tiny ember]

My Nepalese dorm behave politely than my siblings

[stray sage]

Isn’t that a laptop

[daring valve]

Mueheheje

[hexed igloo]

yeah

[tiny ember]

Ye , i can get a pc but my siblings gon disturb it. Cant even have peace on my room

[blissful mauve]

Today I might order pizza from a kebab place

[stray sage]

If ur gonna game don’t buy laptops

Gaming laptops are such a scam

Especially the rog strix

[atomic pawn]

Wth happened with the market prices why are they so much higher

[tiny ember]

ain't got no option though.

[stray sage]

Inflation

[stark gust]

skins got older

[stray sage]

What’s ur budget

[compact blaze]

Yes.

[devout bobcat]

If you live in a dorm, your properties become shared

[rich crow]

People be using money they received as a gift to buy skins

[atomic pawn]

It's very unusual for example the cheapest m9 is like 1k gold more expensive

[blissful mauve]

Joe Biden put a market economy inflation with the rest of the world and this is the outcome

[tiny ember]

I still cant have pc , therefore gaming laptop is the way

[stark gust]

ppl what should i get for 3k gold?

[tiny ember]

I trust my nepal brothers than my own siblings

[rich crow]

I’d wait market is high rn

[dense thistle]

[blissful mauve]

How many brothers and sisters u have?

[atomic pawn]

a black

[stark gust]

its always high

[dense thistle]

@mossy saddle

[mossy saddle]

@dense thistle

[rich crow]

no

[devout bobcat]

You still haven’t pay 2 of your loans

[compact blaze]

Wild

[devout bobcat]

[tiny ember]

2 mail , 6 femail

[stark gust]

i think ima get some gloves and an ak skin maybe awp

[dense thistle]

Nahh nahhh stream sniping

[tiny ember]

Just loan em again

[dense thistle]

Bann him

[daring valve]

Mueheheje

[dense thistle]

That your such a cute gray boy

[stray sage]

Laptop cpus and gpus are like 40% worst than a pc and laptops overheat

[tiny ember]

[daring valve]

Dude

That's like

[devout bobcat]

Melayu:

[tiny ember]

Yeah at first i was thinking getting Acer nitro

[stray sage]

Change ur name to iron mouse

[stark gust]

anyone wana play 1v1 team death match?

[daring valve]

980 USD in gold

[dense thistle]

[stray sage]

Plus laptops aren’t customizable like pcs are

[daring valve]

Wtf

Am I rich????

[tiny ember]

I aint Melayu

[stray sage]

Buy real gold

[daring valve]

Looks goofy 🤪

[tiny ember]

Oh u don't wanna see his gold rn

@daring valve Drop it

[daring valve]

#📸│photos

[stray sage]

What

[compact blaze]

[tiny ember]

#📸│photos

[stray sage]

Wow

[compact blaze]

[tiny ember]

Guess what he sold from it

[dense thistle]

Nub

[stray sage]

Didn’t know standoff was that. Seriousl

[compact blaze]

Man 😔

Am not nub

[stray sage]

What u talking about Tommy

[compact blaze]

I'm big nub

[daring valve]

I'm gonna randomize the account's password and leave it on a Minecraft server it will be the one piece of standoff

[stray sage]

Oh he sold an item idk

[tiny ember]

Sell the clan

[compact blaze]

Nah give trust

[dense thistle]

Are you the person who I think you are?

[tiny ember]

m9 dg

[compact blaze]

Probably no

[dense thistle]

Thighs?

[daring valve]

I'm so happy rn

[compact blaze]

[tiny ember]

[compact blaze]

No no

[daring valve]

Didn't know my inv was that expensive

[dense thistle]

Oh

[compact blaze]

Slide some gold to the brokies

[tiny ember]

do not leave, do not leave
oh silly me

I think he meant so2 market

or is it

[dense thistle]

Oh

[tough meadow]

I'm so sleep deprived lol

[compact blaze]

[tiny ember]

So he meant it

[atomic pawn]

Lol

[tiny ember]

Let @devout bobcat handle this bud

[stray sage]

It cost like half of his gold

[inner pollen]

bcz of christmas and newyear

[tough meadow]

my brain was on autopilot

[stray sage]

Are u even old enough for discord

[tiny ember]

Someone bought his mermaid m4 with streeteight sticker arcane x4 for 12K

[compact blaze]

Omg i'm report

U banned

[tiny ember]

Dont mention age

[compact blaze]

[stray sage]

He should buy a nameless

[compact blaze]

Pointless

[stray sage]

I was gonna say but damn what is that inflation

[tiny ember]

He gon quit the game actually.

[compact blaze]

Nameless are not good, and there's better to flex

[stray sage]

Half a million is crazy numbers

[dense thistle]

That's what a broke boy would say

[stray sage]

What should he buy then

[tiny ember]

Hopefully the dev didn't yeet the acc

[compact blaze]

I'm not broke surprisingly

[dense thistle]

Lies

[tiny ember]

Im so broke that only Bundles i can afford

[stray sage]

Why would he isn’t he legit

[tiny ember]

next bundles when

[compact blaze]

I'm not lying but you believe what you want

[dense thistle]

He is into bundle

[tiny ember]

for being inactive for too long

[tiny ember]

bundle when

[stray sage]

I don’t think that’s a reason to be banned bro

[dense thistle]

Next is white Karambait bundle no?

[stray sage]

Karambait

[tiny ember]

Not banning , its like uh. Some games will delete the account that being inactive for too long.

[dense thistle]

Harambait

[tiny ember]

Yeah the pixel patterned

[stray sage]

Had my acc since 2019 and is still active

[tiny ember]

Seems like so2 excluded

[stray sage]

I don’t login in sometimes in years

🇮🇳 🇮🇳

[tiny ember]

pubaji

mobail

[dense thistle]

They will probably drop it either after the season or on new year day I think (if they haven't told a day yet)

[tiny ember]

Its like vermilion/impact bundle. It comes when the current event has few days left to end

[dense thistle]

Interesting

[stray sage]

I remember selling my vermilion ak st with 7k kills and sold it more than the current price by like 300 and someone bought it

[blissful mauve]

bro the market didn't even get that much of inflation

...

Ragebaited ..

[stray sage]

Broski even silver isn’t this inflated

[dense thistle]

Look at gloves

[blissful mauve]

Thought I was about to be a millionaire

[tiny ember]

impact glove flopped 🥀

[blissful mauve]

F them gloves

[dense thistle]

:0

[tiny ember]

flopped to 9k

[dense thistle]

He's into gloves

[blissful mauve]

My DM knife case still not at 2k

[tiny ember]

How to glove

[blissful mauve]

This is pure ragebait

And my sunstrike sticker

Ain't at 300

[dense thistle]

Lol

[tiny ember]

[blissful mauve]

Btw

I found out I got an ak

[dense thistle]

Send it

[blissful mauve]

The cheapest o e

[dense thistle]

[blissful mauve]

O e

One

With a Pro sticker

[dense thistle]

Bruh

[tiny ember]

i forgot i have 0 st la reina on my inv

[blissful mauve]

Idk how I got it

But if u want it it's urs

[dense thistle]

I have a latina in my inv

[blissful mauve]

Give me I'll put it at 10k in a week

[tiny ember]

I only sell it to infant

[blissful mauve]

..

[tiny ember]

[dense thistle]

In fart

[tiny ember]

[blissful mauve]

Trades should be a thing for you to give me that ak

And then I give it to u when reached 10k kills

[tiny ember]

I can do that. Meet up in cosco at 6

[dense thistle]

Ez scam his account

[blissful mauve]

I got that AK red one due to Instagram comment

[dense thistle]

[blissful mauve]

I said Merry Xmas admin and bro gave me

[blissful mauve]

We're Costco guys

😭

Son.

[tiny ember]

[dense thistle]

[tiny ember]

I don't know cosco or anything

[dense thistle]

Coss co

[tough meadow]

[dense thistle]

Nub

[tiny ember]

He's into cat

[dense thistle]

Real

[stray sage]

Should I buy gold and buy moonstone m9

[dense thistle]

Nah

[tiny ember]

We ain't stopping u

[dense thistle]

I am

[tiny ember]

[dense thistle]

Stop right there criminal scum

[stray sage]

Thing is at some point I regret even buying 4k gold

[tiny ember]

Why even bought it

[stray sage]

Idk bro

I randomly just bought them

[dense thistle]

Because you didn't stop him

[stray sage]

Not even a reason behind it

[dense thistle]

L nap

[tiny ember]

"Must've been the wind" ahh statement

[stray sage]

Ok Tommy buy

[dense thistle]

"can you stop being a creep for 30 seconds "

[tiny ember]

can

[dense thistle]

Nub sour

Nub sour

[tiny ember]

chat is this unreal

[dense thistle]

I'm illegal

[stray sage]

Great day to be an adult

[tiny ember]

It tickles me how many people still haven't figured out that the recap is ai

[dense thistle]

I'm ai

[tiny ember]

[stray sage]

It said I bought 12k while I bought like 4k

[tiny ember]

Mine 32k , and I don't remember buying anything from marketplace except bundles

[dense thistle]

I had 24k according to it

[tiny ember]

giggity

Duolingo is free bro

[dense thistle]

Get good at English

[vast solstice]

ello

[dense thistle]

Copy cat

[tiny ember]

twins

[vast solstice]

yes

[dense thistle]

Copied my shit

[vast solstice]

[tiny ember]

Im impatient, can u do now

[dense thistle]

You ain't even cat theam😭

[vast solstice]

i like the frame

[dense thistle]

Get a cat pfp then

[tiny ember]

woof woof rarf rarf awooo 🗣️🔥

[vast solstice]

lmfao

[dense thistle]

GET OUT 🗣️🗣️

[tiny ember]

awooga

[dense thistle]

Meow meow 🧏‍♂️🤫

[tiny ember]

Im running out of patient

U getting on my nerves

I should discombobulate you now

[stray sage]

I think it counts with the cycle of buying and selling

Cause I bought snd sold multiple times

[blissful mauve]

There's about

7 stages

Stage 1

[tiny ember]

I only remember that i sold 2 glock impulse non st.

[blissful mauve]

The Crashout

Stage 2

The Disappearance

[tiny ember]

Crash out the

Disappearance the

[noble dagger]

[blissful mauve]

I don't remember more than these 2 stages

[dense thistle]

Bass

[blissful mauve]

Ask AI

What are Marlon's Stages

[tiny ember]

@blissful mauve I didn't born to be this patient

[stray sage]

Ur not Marlon bro

[dense thistle]

I'm AI

[blissful mauve]

You can ask her

Here

[tiny ember]

🗣️

[stray sage]

They/them Tommy

[blissful mauve]

oh wait

[tiny ember]

chat is this verified

[blissful mauve]

She got 200 Pumped

(jk)

[dense thistle]

I'm pumped

[blissful mauve]

Neev

[dense thistle]

Who's neev

[blissful mauve]

Can the dude reply

[blissful mauve]

Joe bidens son

What was your dropspot

Back then

[dense thistle]

Neev is cooked

[dense thistle]

Check the server

He asked for a reroll

[blissful mauve]

I would drop in the hotel in the corner , would get 300 metal and brick and max wood

Then I would rotate towards the Apartments if I had the zone on me

[blissful mauve]

L.

[tough meadow]

👋

[blissful mauve]

ooooo

Good spot as well

[blissful mauve]

Good night sir !

[hexed igloo]

this game is getting boring guys

i think its time to get empl*yed

icl ong fr afaik

[devout bobcat]

🦛

Colonel rice best consumed while it's still hot

[silver rain]

Can anyone who's is elite or master give me some tips and answer some of my questions tryna get better

[devout bobcat]

It tasted like a stone when it's cold

🦛

[silver rain]

Someone?

[devout bobcat]

🎩

[silver rain]

@devout bobcat Can u help since ur helper

[devout bobcat]

I just prefire whenever I get the feeling the enemy might be hiding there

[silver rain]

I didn't rlly ask something but okay

Because it's thr3at and I thought it would look good

Also how do ppl know where I am like they js peek and I'm dead but they haven't heard my footsteps

[blissful mauve]

Sound

[silver rain]

No?

[blissful mauve]

You do steps

[devout bobcat]

I prefer going straight to the point, no bs

[silver rain]

Nah cuz I was going slow slow

[blissful mauve]

For example if u flash 20 seconds ago on mid they will expect u in stairs mid

Or near that place

Game sense

[silver rain]

Well how to get better game sense

[devout bobcat]

It's hard to speed on twisty road at night

[blissful mauve]

Well Instead of flashing mid flash A long or B long so that they don't expect you mid but yes The opposite places

[silver rain]

Well I'm facing elites all the time it's pretty hard to acc get better if I get one tapped cuz they did a tactic

[devout bobcat]

[silver rain]

Defuse everyone is bad

87

[devout bobcat]

[silver rain]

I've set it to auto

But it's netherlands

Or turkey sometimes

Anyways I'll js try playing

[devout bobcat]

You'll develop essential skills as you play more and understanding how others execute their own tactics

Hi

What for

Last time I saw him it was 2 months ago

Also tagging them is against our rules here

That's why we exist

Ofc

[granite field]

hi

[devout bobcat]

DM @silk moth

[neon lotus]

yo daddy

cheap glove for m9 dg

[hexed igloo]

🙄😔💔🪦

[devout bobcat]

Definitely not my tactic cuz I always miss my shots

[velvet drift]

Number 1 site holder in antartica

[devout bobcat]

Nab

Gib mallard

[dense thistle]

1v1nub

[rich crow]

bro be snitching

[devout bobcat]

Bloke prefer to snitch openly

[stray sage]

@devout bobcat Someone offering to buy gold from people in #📸│photos broski

[dense thistle]

Snitch💔💔

[rich crow]

fr

[stray sage]

Ur words dont matter like mine does tommy

[dense thistle]

I like it , if it's not me

[devout bobcat]

I used to snitch a lot of people back when my name was white

[dense thistle]

Do it more

[stray sage]

Listen here Tommy boy

[rich crow]

Blud falling for rage bait

[devout bobcat]

Banned for 7 days

[dense thistle]

He's saying all white are snitch

[devout bobcat]

[dense thistle]

Racist

[dense thistle]

Nuh uh

[rich crow]

Im the only exception 💔

[noble dagger]

[dense thistle]

Mods ban the exception

[rich crow]

💔💔💔

Who r u lol

Nobody talking to u

😔

[stray sage]

I miss u cass

[compact blaze]

Who cares you're in a general chat

[stray sage]

What server do u play buddy Eva

[compact blaze]

If you expect people to mind their own business you're just out of touch

[dense thistle]

Nub

[compact blaze]

NL or FR

[compact blaze]

😔

[stray sage]

France?

[rich crow]

Nahhh ik but he has no reason to say who asked

[dense thistle]

Do not tell me to mind my business 💅

[compact blaze]

What else would FR means bruh 😭

[dense thistle]

Nub

[stray sage]

For real

[rich crow]

for real

[devout bobcat]

Baguette server hates me

[compact blaze]

I said you mind whatever you want it's general anyways

[stray sage]

Clock her tea

[compact blaze]

Oui

[compact blaze]

They do whatever they want

[dense thistle]

That's what I thought back down 💅💅"snaps fingers"

[devout bobcat]

Other servers: +200ms
Baguette server: 1 second

[compact blaze]

He be too much 💅 for me

[dense thistle]

[compact blaze]

That's because this is baguette

[stray sage]

@lunar chasm do u sleep better at nigth

[lunar chasm]

both but somtimes fr server tweaks

[lunar chasm]

i dont sleep

[stray sage]

Do u still take cold showers

[lunar chasm]

no

[compact blaze]

Wild

[stray sage]

Good goy

[compact blaze]

"good goy" 😭

[lunar chasm]

yea im taking cold shower tonight

[stray sage]

There goes the cortisol

[compact blaze]

You're not the only one

[devout bobcat]

🎩

[stray sage]

If my name was Tommy I wouldn’t be either

[compact blaze]

Monsieur Fishe

[velvet drift]

Right now?

[stray sage]

Wrong Tommy

[compact blaze]

Tommy 😭

[dense thistle]

Tommy t

[lunar chasm]

Abdullah

[stray sage]

Such a thingy name

[stray sage]

Are u Turkish

[lunar chasm]

american name

[lunar chasm]

no

[stray sage]

Wrong British name

[devout bobcat]

Tommy Vercetti. Remember the name!

[stray sage]

Ok zeeren

[lunar chasm]

same thing

[devout bobcat]

[lunar chasm]

[lunar chasm]

ze*

[rich crow]

Gng anyone want a teammate for ranked?

[stray sage]

Silver

Silence

[stray sage]

Ok buddy girl

[rich crow]

Uh im in calibration rn 8/10

[lunar chasm]

🥀

[rich crow]

Silver is my old role

[stray sage]

Low statues

[rich crow]

I just came back to standoff

[rich crow]

Uh nvm ur ranger

[stray sage]

Wrong 500 hours

[rich crow]

[lunar chasm]

so? game is hard

unless my settings are bad

[stray sage]

Not actually

İ just dont play the game

[lunar chasm]

i only play defuse

i dont wanna tryhard comp

[stray sage]

500 hours from 2019-2025

[velvet drift]

Keep it going, nothing bad abt that

[stray sage]

I love defuse

[velvet drift]

Bring back 15-round defuse

[lunar chasm]

sad they made it 6 rounds only

[stray sage]

I used to be pro at death match

[stray sage]

Lowkey better

[sweet flicker]

someone have promocode? pretty please

[lunar chasm]

2018-2025 only 80h i think

[stray sage]

Jafamyking3333

[lunar chasm]

naaaaaaaah

[stray sage]

Copium

[stray sage]

I hate long games sometimes I have stuff to do

[lunar chasm]

waaaaaaaat

[velvet drift]

Just leave the match?

[sweet flicker]

i am serious

[lunar chasm]

sabu 🤬

[stray sage]

Ah yes ranked was a thing in 2019

[stray sage]

No exp

[lunar chasm]

whats the point of playing in the first place

[velvet drift]

To git gud

.

[stray sage]

Apparently you are

[lunar chasm]

gimme cool skins and im gud

[velvet drift]

Akr tiger.

[blissful mauve]

Vanze

[stray sage]

I miss the clickbait’s where it was if u play it would randomly give u karambit gold instead of silver

[hexed igloo]

isnt ranked introduced in 2019

[stray sage]

No broski

[blissful mauve]

2020

2020 was really the worst year of the world

[stray sage]

Yes ur right buddy

[blissful mauve]

COVID , Standoff 2 Competitive launch

[stray sage]

But it got added in 2020

So I didn’t even know ranked was a thing until 2023

[white quiver]

LOLLLLL

[devout bobcat]

Darling hold my hands. Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday. And right now, you can save 50 pounds per person! That's two hundred pounds off for a family of four

[blissful mauve]

On the 6 to 7

[devout bobcat]

🎩

[white quiver]

💀

[blissful mauve]

hollon now

[white quiver]

Can I be ur darling

[blissful mauve]

Yk there's be Jet2 Holidays Buses

I see them

Near airport

[hexed igloo]

yeah its 2019

[blissful mauve]

[hexed igloo]

what are yall talking about

[devout bobcat]

That's Jet3

[rich crow]

Bro is smooth with it

[devout bobcat]

Randomly finding a roadblock

[velvet drift]

Potholes everywhere

[devout bobcat]

They just nod at me

🐓

I nodded back

Didn't say a single word

[rich crow]

Get out of ur car and show them who’s superior

[devout bobcat]

But my outfit almost resemble them

[velvet drift]

Maybe you are one of them

[rich crow]

Go help them then

[blissful mauve]

@hexed igloo it's been too long that I forgot when first year

[blissful mauve]

they / them?

[stray sage]

Wow I wanna do bad things to you

[devout bobcat]

They should pay for my OT then

[rich crow]

I’ll take his place

[blissful mauve]

They should add

Overtime

To comp

[stray sage]

True standoff worrior

[blissful mauve]

Would be fun

[stray sage]

[blissful mauve]

To tie games on purpose just to completely destroy in ot

[stray sage]

@hexed igloo I know broski I asked ChatGPT

[potent comet]

how would overtime work doe

[stray sage]

U work overtime and they pay u by the hour

[potent comet]

ahh makes sense

[stray sage]

Yes but u have to show me ur real feet

[hard kettle]

ok!!!

[potent comet]

[stray sage]

Yes get to work buddy

[rich crow]

Hol up his writing is fire

[stray sage]

Only real feet

[rich crow]

Reminds me of the time I was #1 on feetfinder

Made at least 2 mil per month

[stray sage]

Right and I’m Elon musk

[rich crow]

It’s true bro I just got an injury and lost everything 😪

[stray sage]

An Angel lost its wings

[hexed igloo]

whats the most interesting feet you found

[stray sage]

No bro

He sells pics

[rich crow]

We can do a collab

[hexed igloo]

can i have a sample

[stray sage]

Are u a hot egirl perchance

[stray sage]

You da real art

[rich crow]

Green fn

[rich crow]

For u yes

[stray sage]

Wow yes collab

[opal plover]

is the gift box will be in marketplace??

[neon lotus]

yesterday

[opal plover]

what

will it be on marketplace

[jagged cargo]

Should i sell my knife and gamble 8 crates

[potent comet]

yes

and then cry after

[haughty pumice]

What was yalls fav weapon?

[rich crow]

If u want to be depressed then yes

[haughty pumice]

Sell it for more and buy 9

[rich crow]

The blind leading the blind 😭🙏

[jagged cargo]

Dont have gold for it

[rich crow]

What knife is it bro

[jagged cargo]

Tanto frost nove

[rich crow]

u could sell it

If u want

[jagged cargo]

I can

[rich crow]

But please don’t buy crates 🙏

[jagged cargo]

800 gold max

[jagged cargo]

Fsfdfsfhhdsfh

[languid mulch]

[haughty pumice]

Cap

[left hedge]

Is there any way to get silver easier in comp?

Without being kicked

[neon lotus]

no

[lone wraith]

girls be respectful

[gritty barn]

Bruh

[dense thistle]

[abstract turtle]

6k gold for the first time

[vast solstice]

lmfao

[blissful mauve]

Ok sis

[abstract turtle]

There should some evidence to back it up then

[left hedge]

Can anyone help me get silver rank

[stray sage]

Wrong

[blissful mauve]

I can help you

[stray sage]

They just hide to not get harassed by me

[left hedge]

Help me

[potent comet]

arent u ranger

[blissful mauve]

Go to channel and roles

And change it to silver

[left hedge]

Nono i mean in game

[jagged cargo]

1v1?

[blissful mauve]

What rank are u rn

[left hedge]

Unranked rn

[potent comet]

you want silver in 1v1?

[blissful mauve]

Oh so then just play the game

[left hedge]

On comp

[blissful mauve]

What lobbies you getting

[potent comet]

u wanna de rank ?

[left hedge]

Uhhh phoenix++

[jagged cargo]

R u restarted

[blissful mauve]

Prolly not . Look at tag

Pokimane

[pliant linden]

Mia

[blissful mauve]

True

[left hedge]

I already won 6 of the calibration match

[blissful mauve]

Then y should be higher than silver

[pliant linden]

Why is he lying

[terse light]

Hi guys

I'm new

[left hedge]

How to lose the 4 games without being higher than gold/silver

[blissful mauve]

Welcome new

I'm halo

[potent comet]

lose 0-8

[blissful mauve]

Just knife all games

[potent comet]

difference in rounds

[terse light]

😁✌️

[left hedge]

I aint lying

[pliant linden]

Shut up bronze 1

[blissful mauve]

He ain't lying

[left hedge]

Bet

[blissful mauve]

He's listening to Selena Gomez

[pliant linden]

Bronze 1 talking quiet and listen

[potent comet]

?

[stray sage]

What’s a women

[blissful mauve]

Somehow someone still listens to Selena Gomez

sorry , no toxicity

[stray sage]

Only murderer in the building is so fire

[blissful mauve]

Yep

Yep

[stray sage]

Go watch on Disney plus

[blissful mauve]

Agree

Already did

[potent comet]

sry if im rude, u want silver to get silver charm?

[stray sage]

I’m on season 4 right now

[blissful mauve]

But she hasn't made music so long

[blissful mauve]

Fully finished

[stray sage]

Wow real pro

[blissful mauve]

I'm waiting for the Stranger Things finale now

[stray sage]

Tommy my precious gf

[blissful mauve]

Then I need a new thing to watch

[stray sage]

Watch movies

[blissful mauve]

Done

All Timothee chalamet

[stray sage]

Bad things happen to good people

[blissful mauve]

I do wanna see a movie

That's Korean in netflix

Korean or Japanese

No classes

[stray sage]

Have u watched desperate housewives

[blissful mauve]

Idk prolly not

[stray sage]

Go watch ultra fire

[blissful mauve]

I have one that slept in class already

So did that

[left hedge]

Nope i want to be silver to play with my friends

[final citrus]

[potent comet]

ahh ic

[blissful mauve]

Get in a clan together and play it

200iq

[left hedge]

Im broke....

[blissful mauve]

What's that

[blissful mauve]

I can give u clan

If u want

I got 8 spots on it

[left hedge]

What about the penalty time

[blissful mauve]

1 hour only

[left hedge]

Dang

[final citrus]

his life

[noble dagger]

[dense thistle]

[final citrus]

nab

[plain pagoda]

@noble dagger

[rich crow]

67

[abstract turtle]

Its almost 2026

[rich crow]

[velvet drift]

Orb

[rich crow]

Cant wait to see mow much the world will get worse this year

[spring lake]

🐈‍⬛

[deep flicker]

Well

If Romania doesn't make another revolution

[rich crow]

I have 67 bullets

[deep flicker]

She can legally drink in America

[rich crow]

How long is bro gonna drag it 😭🙏

Anyways i gtg rot in my room

Byes

[rich crow]

About 67 minutes

[compact blaze]

[abstract turtle]

Atp its not the gonna be the big 2025 but its gonna be the massive 2026🥀

[fierce oak]

Hi

[rich crow]

You know what else is massive

[abstract turtle]

Overated

[rich crow]

Yo go outside 😪

[devout bobcat]

[ruby basin]

my teammate is so bad bro

how did i go from 6-1 to 6-8

[compact blaze]

Mimimi

Sad, no

But cry

[ruby basin]

this level of ragebait wont work on me

[ruby basin]

keep begging

[sour stump]

What game is this I tried to play but it doesn't go in

[compact blaze]

Bet

[rustic kettle]

I got new acc and now gonna play allies. Somebody wanna play? On my main it’s 2200 mmr

[outer valley]

[lone wraith]

girls be respectful

[rich crow]

Shh

[narrow whale]

I can play

[granite basin]

i will sell around 2000gold for 25€ anyone interested?

first pay to me then giving not risking scam

[mossy saddle]

🥀

[arctic zodiac]

Sup yall

[empty nexus]

Yh ain nobody buying tha gng

[granite basin]

low price i go is 20€

lower not

if you buy 2000gold in game is 35€

so

im selling 2000gold like you get with -20%

[granite basin]

what would you do in my place give gold first xdd

and then get scamed?

[mossy saddle]

Not sell it gng

🥀

[granite basin]

i dont play it anymore

[mossy saddle]

so sad

[empty nexus]

Js give it away its js 2k😭 🙏

[granite basin]

why would i give when i paid for that

[mossy saddle]

yeah bro, nice logic

🥀

[empty nexus]

2k😭 🙏 🙏

Son

Do u need a quick 20 tha badd

[mossy saddle]

Heung Min

[granite basin]

no i just want to get something out of it

[empty nexus]

Just

[granite basin]

its 2k go give ur 2k with that logic

[empty nexus]

Invest innit

[granite basin]

its just 2k

xdd

[empty nexus]

Evn if ur quiting

[mossy saddle]

@granite basin are you from usa?

[empty nexus]

I gave away my whole inv back then when i quit back in 2021 gng

✌️🫩

Js invest or sum innit gng

[granite basin]

eu

[mossy saddle]

let me guess

Germany

[granite basin]

slovakia

if you dont want to buy why even type

[lone wraith]

girls be respectful

[granite basin]

low iq standart

i asked anyone interested and you guys type some tarded sht for no reason

[rustic kettle]

Charity is everyones business

Buy it if it’s just 2k lmao

[mossy saddle]

are you selling it for game price

just buy it ingame

🥀

[rustic kettle]

Buy it 2x price it’s just 2k wigga

[empty nexus]

r we deadass

😢

[mint meadow]

Any elite+ i need 1 for clan to do cb we 4/5 rn

[rustic kettle]

I’d like to say that u r 😉

[delicate spruce]

Is the standoff 2 help desk just a bot? No real guy?

[rustic kettle]

He didn’t asked if anybody wanna take free 2k

[granite basin]

2000 gold in game cost 35€

not 20

[mint meadow]

Bit but people look amd answer

[rustic kettle]

Anyways don’t care about him xd

[empty nexus]

Okay Einstein

[rustic kettle]

‘It’s just 2k’

[empty nexus]

Hes not gon let u hit buddy

Calm down

[rustic kettle]

And can’t even buy this just 2k lmao

[empty nexus]

😭 😭

[rustic kettle]

🫥

[stark gust]

this tough

[rustic kettle]

So will u buy just 2k?

[stark gust]

js buy 3k

[empty nexus]

Ain nobody tryna buy 2k from a random guy from a dc server gngg

pls hop off his meat

u doin the most now

[stark gust]

who

[stark gust]

real

so who wana buy 10gold of me for 5cents

[rustic kettle]

I’m tryna say u to shut ur mouth if u didn’t asked. He’s tryna to sell if u not interested ignore it

U talk shit

[granite basin]

if you dont want to ok

[stray sage]

Trust just watch

[granite basin]

there is thousands of people someone maybe wants to

[empty nexus]

Whts the sht i talked my g

[rustic kettle]

Expensive

[stark gust]

fr

[stray sage]

So 1k for 5 usd

[rustic kettle]

🤦‍♂️

[stark gust]

yep

(idont got more then 12rn)

[stray sage]

@devout bobcat Buddy boy

[empty nexus]

U just doing the most gng slip his meat outta yo mouth

😢

[stark gust]

lmao

so

is anybody buying my 10gold👉 👈

[rich crow]

500 cigarettes

[crisp pollen]

any cool combo ideea?

[stark gust]

bet

where do u live

[empty nexus]

Plague n moonstone tuff icl

[rustic kettle]

Myb u will read again what did u said b4

[stark gust]

do u got dpd in your country?

[rich crow]

U da real dpd

[crisp pollen]

i play on low shaders

[stark gust]

[stark gust]

same

[empty nexus]

Ohh

[stark gust]

i got everything on high except shaders

used to play on high

[rich crow]

Are u high

[desert yacht]

Bruh is there any specific server for knife promocodes?

[stark gust]

but then your phone decides to go low

while youre high

[stark gust]

extremely

[empty nexus]

Aigh bru calm i ain mean to talk any sht🤦 😵‍💫

[stark gust]

i smoke stone

[stark gust]

🙏

[empty nexus]

Buggin for no reason ong

[stark gust]

"she wanna chill with sousa but no everyday"💔

[crisp pollen]

yeahh moonstone isnt the best for me xD

[final citrus]

[stark gust]

guys

grass or alc

[rich crow]

Water

[empty nexus]

Universe m9 n punk gloves nice ash 2

[final citrus]

whats grass

[stark gust]

damn it

[opal elk]

I can't boost Rank 😔

[stark gust]

weed

[crisp pollen]

max 10k budget tho xD

[rich crow]

Dat zaza

[final citrus]

ewwww

[stark gust]

why

[opal elk]

Need support guys••

[stark gust]

tough

[rich crow]

no good

[crisp pollen]

4mmc

[empty nexus]

Black widow n haunt

[stark gust]

[stark gust]

why does everyone buy knifes

and not

ak treasure hunter

[empty nexus]

Ak treasure hunter

[stark gust]

lowk i wana get the treasure hunter

[empty nexus]

Overrated icl

[stark gust]

its fire

[crisp pollen]

why would i pay 7k for a 1k skin?