💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

without skip one quest you can be lvl 50 55

i think

[charred latch]

Yall who wanna be in my clan cuz i need members

[rich crow]

what is the clan tag

[charred latch]

|SSG|

Silver Serpent Gaming

The name

[rich crow]

okay i send a request

[charred latch]

Alr

[peak saddle]

How many days until the gold discount is gone?

[vast solstice]

man they havent been giving 2x xp weekends since so long

[safe cloud]

icic

btw how do i change my rank role i got up to master this season

[vast solstice]

you dm comms officer when its avaiable

aka when you see a green dot on his pfp

and say you want to change ranks

theyll ask you to dm someone in game with your discord tag and ur all set

[vagrant ivy]

There's gold discount in shop?

I don't see it?

[stuck gull]

@stray violet

[ornate owl]

Guys

[stray violet]

Random pinging me. Let me guess, you're gonna beg for gold

[daring valve]

No

He too broke

😂😂

@stray violet did you get your daggers back?

[stray violet]

Nah

Not really into daggers rn

Going through an m9 phase rn

[daring valve]

Wgat u planning to buy

[daring valve]

U gonna guy a M9 dg?

[stray violet]

Nah overrated

[daring valve]

I see

[stray violet]

Sticking with uni

[daring valve]

That's a good one

[stray violet]

Btw uni is better than dg

[daring valve]

Yeah

[stray violet]

Everyone only likes dg because of hype

[daring valve]

I got bored of this game xd

[stray violet]

I don't even play anymore

[daring valve]

😭

[stray violet]

I haven't played any public matches sinceeeeee

Idk 2 years now

[daring valve]

🛌💔

[stray violet]

Hell naw

[daring valve]

I see

[daring valve]

That's a lot of time

[stray violet]

Not enough

[abstract turtle]

Quitting all together

[vast solstice]

W

[abstract turtle]

M9 Blue blood with shatter gloves

[stray violet]

Never speak again

For the sanity of this server

[vast solstice]

what sort of criminal are you

[charred herald]

hey can someone help me i am trying to play allies with my friend but it says mmr difference too high although i have never played a allies game without him in any season

[abstract turtle]

I will buy these purposefully one day

[stray violet]

Only purpose is to ragebait

[magic tusk]

guys, what should i get, karambit claw or m9 frozen

i honestly dont know

[stray violet]

Claw

[ivory fable]

#📸│photos

[charred herald]

can someone tell or tell where i can see my mmr for allies

[stray violet]

On your profile?

[stray violet]

I'll give you 100 for it

[abstract turtle]

I would pay 200

[stray violet]

It's a 10 cent skin, don't overvalue it

[magic tusk]

if both of have dont have rank or sum its just a bug, maybe one of you had rank the past season and the other one didn't

[stray violet]

I'll pay 201

[abstract turtle]

250

[magic tusk]

275

[stray violet]

[abstract turtle]

[stray violet]

276

[abstract turtle]

Im gonna have to sell m9 so no

[charred herald]

both of us are unranked in this season and it was same for every previous season

[magic tusk]

[magic tusk]

maybe one have a few matches

even 1 match makes difference

[charred herald]

both of us have 1 match out of 10 for calibration

and it didn't work even when we had 0

[magic tusk]

check past seasons then

rank has to be close or wins, in unranked you get crazy mmr

[charred herald]

we had same rank every season and didn't even play any match without each other

[magic tusk]

lobby bug i guess

[compact blaze]

Nah

More like after season 9 your rank of pre-calib for season 10 got lower

Mind giving me the ids so i can check the ranks through that other bot on telegram so i can tell about what rank each of you are

[charred herald]

sure

190648806

68462090

[compact blaze]

Comp or allies you want to know?

[charred herald]

allies

[warped lotus]

I'm an alpha male, ofc

[compact blaze]

190648806 --> Gold 3 (1292)
68462090 --> Silver 2 (745)

Normal that you can't play, too big mmr difference

[vast solstice]

what telegram bot

[charred herald]

what how

[hexed igloo]

standoff 2 checker

[charred herald]

we have never played a allies game with each other

[compact blaze]

Yeah

[compact blaze]

Idk how, but it is what it is

[charred herald]

how now will it reset every season or no?

[vast solstice]

what does that even do

[charred herald]

like we are currently unranked this season how do we play with each other

[hexed igloo]

checks your hidden mmr before calibration

[compact blaze]

Calibration is not a reset of ranks

If you can't play before calib, you probably can't once it happens either

[hexed igloo]

I use that tg bot to see if i can use my alt to rank with my lower rank friends lol

[charred herald]

so if we both calibrate and get same ranks we cant play?

[compact blaze]

I use it before to check my alts as well

[compact blaze]

If you get ranks close

[charred herald]

ok

[compact blaze]

So far you got like 5 ranks of difference

[hexed igloo]

its 300 mmr difference

[compact blaze]

Too big

[hexed igloo]

for lobby

[compact blaze]

(500 tho for them)

So obviously they can't

Tho good to know it's 300

I didn't know that

[hexed igloo]

it was 200

they bumped it up

[compact blaze]

Oh that is a nice thing

For once

[vast solstice]

i still cant believe how ppl get gold or silver or bronze in this season since its so easy to rank up

[hexed igloo]

but its only for lobby, matchmaking it can bump up to 500mmr
so legend can get matched with ranger

[compact blaze]

That is a trash logic tho

[compact blaze]

Well that is just pure bots who are lost and can't play ig, nothing more

[hexed igloo]

well, it's their last resort to a faster matchmaking for dead servers like Asia

[compact blaze]

Fair enough

[hexed igloo]

it only triggers when you hit 2 minute queue

so if you want fair matchmaking then just keep restarting before it hits 2 minutes

[compact blaze]

Not that i'm in a dead server
And also barely started playing again i'm not enough good imo

[hexed igloo]

this also the system CS2 uses btw

it scale up the search if its too long

[compact blaze]

That is like understandable but it shouldn't be scaled that high to 500mmr

[hexed igloo]

it was kinda worst before tbh

[compact blaze]

[magic tusk]

isn't it 400?

[hexed igloo]

i had a match in like season 4 before
it was 2 elites 3 legends
and the opponent had 1 gold 2 and 4 rangers

[compact blaze]

Lohjik

[hexed igloo]

pretty sure its 300

cause i can only queue with master and elite

sorry i mean champion to elite

[magic tusk]

i remember it as 400

[hexed igloo]

maybe idk, i havent been paying attention

[compact blaze]

Might have changed idk

[magic tusk]

maybe

[hexed igloo]

it makes more sense tbh for 300

just that the matchmaking kinda suck, but what can we do

[dusk wolf]

Comp mmr or allies mmr? Im pretty sure its random as hell. As a legend in allies i got ranger and phoenix as a enemy

[hexed igloo]

300mmr gap is for Lobby

matchmaking can scale further

[dusk wolf]

Ooh i see. But i thought it was smth about 400

300-400

[magic tusk]

i did too

[hexed igloo]

im not sure

but its somewhere there

[magic tusk]

350

[dusk wolf]

Xdd

[hexed igloo]

i just remember it being 3 ranks from yours

[magic tusk]

if you play with random the matches dont make sense

elite vs gold 1

😭

[dusk wolf]

😂

[hexed igloo]

if you play solo yeah, it gets weird quickly

[magic tusk]

that's annoying tbh

they should fix it too

you play with silvers in the big 2026 against legends

[hexed igloo]

not sure about that, cause this is what we get cause matchmaking was taking literal hours to get

[dusk wolf]

They should fix a lot of things

Thats not happening lol

[magic tusk]

i need them to fix the hitmark😭

[dusk wolf]

Damn the hitmark is crazy sometimes

[magic tusk]

deadass is

aiming for head it can go for legs

[hexed igloo]

lol

[dusk wolf]

I'm so mad js because of it. Im alright with that fokin ping and etc xdd but hitmark in so2 is crazy work

[vast solstice]

finally 1800 xp and i get diamond medal

[dusk wolf]

Gj

[magic tusk]

sometimes when you got ping it feels like playing with clumsy

[jade stump]

whats crazy about it?

[hexed igloo]

late hit reg

[dusk wolf]

R u new in that game?

[hexed igloo]

its not really the hitmark, its more like the server client

[magic tusk]

servers are dead for me, i have 70-80+ every region

[jade stump]

ye but i think its mainly cause mobile devices are connected to internet via Wifi and it can be so unstable sometimes. I hate the teleporting peekers the most, almost guaranteed to get one tapped.

[dusk wolf]

Well yeah but because of it u just hitmark them yk so. Its better for people call it hitmark then explaining what even server client is

[jade stump]

Not at all i just asked

[dusk wolf]

Alright

[mystic jasper]

ru in hejtari clan??

[jade stump]

what i experience the most is sometimes i see the hitmark on my opponent right before they kill me. Happens the most with AWP

[compact blaze]

For you yeah

[dusk wolf]

Yeah i am

[jade stump]

might be ping thing idk but something is fkd up

[magic tusk]

we need m4a1 buff

[mystic jasper]

which?

[dusk wolf]

Exactly xdd

[dusk wolf]

2 and 3 bcs of activity. Im staff

[mystic jasper]

oh

[magic tusk]

1 tap head with helmet on m4a1 will be something else

[hexed igloo]

what is there to be buffed lol. its literally meta

[magic tusk]

97 head

[dusk wolf]

Naaaaah xDD

[jade stump]

m4a1 is so op imo.

[hexed igloo]

its fair for the firerate

[magic tusk]

its always that

[compact blaze]

It's good like it is rn

[jade stump]

it shoots real fast i think its only fair

[dusk wolf]

Whys that?

[mystic jasper]

just asking

[hexed igloo]

m4a1 has faster firerate and less recoil, its only fair for it to be 2 taps

[mystic jasper]

since i seee u have HEJT tag

[magic tusk]

if w my ping yall wont agree with it anymore

4 head 1 got in

[dusk wolf]

Okay np xd

[hexed igloo]

thats a you problem

[compact blaze]

Fr

[mystic jasper]

is omen best eu clan?

or is there better?

[jade stump]

i 2 tap hs with m4a1 a lot. or it happens to me. its just the way that weapon works and its already Op with that

[hexed igloo]

M4 can one tap from close distance

if you prefer that

[magic tusk]

it can, but i dont really use it

m4a1 is the best weapon in the game imo

[hexed igloo]

i started using m4 for smaller map lowkey

[jade stump]

i dont see m4 being used outside of TDM

[magic tusk]

its good for prefire

[dusk wolf]

Not best at all. But yeah they r not bad

[hexed igloo]

in comp a lot

[mystic jasper]

whos the best??

[dusk wolf]

Well if i knew i would say it xd idc about other clans that much

[jade stump]

idk what i see is they either go for eco famas or m4a1 with money

rarely m4

[dusk wolf]

I just played against omen so ik how good they r

[magic tusk]

tdm is just so random, you can see people using famb in training outside

[jade stump]

ye thats also true

[compact blaze]

I do both m4 and m4a1 tbh

[magic tusk]

tik tokers

[hexed igloo]

true, it is a better option to go a1 for the dps

[jade stump]

but what i realized in long term is its almost more depended on the skill xdd like a good player with p90 can outperform a mid one with AK

[dusty cosmos]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1454579598581956940

[dusk wolf]

Imo m4 is much better. For clutching a1

[compact blaze]

Tho i don't see much player use P90 at high levels

In fact i met none

[dusk wolf]

Real

[jade stump]

ye p90 was just an example, can be any low dps weapon

[magic tusk]

fr, golds be dominating with p90 in comp

[hexed igloo]

cause it's too pricey

better to just save for rifle

[compact blaze]

Also true

[jade stump]

do u guys like akimbo uzi

[compact blaze]

Idk i'm not in gold elo

[magic tusk]

never

at distance

[compact blaze]

Nope

[magic tusk]

neither am i

[hexed igloo]

i did like it, but it's not a really good option economically

[jade stump]

what are the better smg options for eco in T?

[dusk wolf]

yeah i play with it when u have good duo with rifle. its underrated as hell

u just have to have aim

[jade stump]

I usually go for m40 or mp7 as CT but i dont have a to go eco weapon in T

[mystic jasper]

idk about elo

bcs i saw a triple legend use it

like 3 rounds

in fc

[magic tusk]

akimbo+rush=skill

[hexed igloo]

dont even bother smgs, you have FnFal
if you eco, then just go pistol, no reason to go smg

[dusk wolf]

😂

[jade stump]

akimbo rungunners

[jade stump]

ye i deagle a lot in 2nd rounds tbh, risky but big reward

[dusk wolf]

i hate those. and they call it skill btw xdd

[hexed igloo]

if you play T
eco is to get yourself full kit with AK
thats a better choice

unless you are desperate

then go half buy

[dusk wolf]

idk im buying always even if im ct site or t site

im confident

[hexed igloo]

yeah i do that too, doesnt matter if you lose

[magic tusk]

mp7 is the best smg on ct imo

its just so perfect

for prefire

[hexed igloo]

it is

[dusk wolf]

sometimes i buy rather mp7 then a rifle

[jade stump]

ye i fricking love mp7 too

[magic tusk]

me too

[hexed igloo]

i say mp7 is much more reliable than famas

[dusk wolf]

its really good weapon

[hexed igloo]

now

[jade stump]

famas is dogcrap dude its sh even in allies and defuse

[hexed igloo]

lol

[magic tusk]

deadass, i dont play famas anymore like i used to

[dusk wolf]

real. i used to play famas back then but it feels weird now

[hexed igloo]

its funny cause Famas was literally a monster before they nerfed it

[dusk wolf]

real

[magic tusk]

ye

it was nice

[jade stump]

whats your favorite troll weapon

any m60 enjoyer?

[magic tusk]

spas

[dusk wolf]

i dont troll xd

[hexed igloo]

mallard

[dusk wolf]

thats my love

[hexed igloo]

i unironically use mallard in comp, it's just great to chip away their health lol

[magic tusk]

spas is funny you just fly them around if you're close to them

[dusk wolf]

yeah i use mallard too. i do dmg and then reposition. its really easy way to secure win

[hexed igloo]

it's great

in some maps

[magic tusk]

only if it would've had more ammos, it would've been new meta

[dusk wolf]

xD

nah even now its broken. u can just go around and noscope with accuracy

[magic tusk]

its pretty troll mallard

[crisp pollen]

any cool knife ideea?(max 4k)

[magic tusk]

i can't understand people that play sniper and walk around with the scope on

[dusk wolf]

xD its good when u know what u r doing. but when i see champs how they hard scope while walking. my eyes are bleeding

[magic tusk]

FR🤣

[dusk wolf]

i main awp atm so im giving them advice but they never listen. its not like i want to say they r dumb or smth. but to help xd

T_T

[magic tusk]

till this day im trying to understand new players, the look at their legs taking screen shots

[dusk wolf]

which device do u play?

[magic tusk]

mobile

[dusk wolf]

okay. ip?

ur not really bronze right xd

[vast solstice]

lmao

[magic tusk]

🤔

[dusk wolf]

what

[magic tusk]

nothing

what if i am

[dusk wolf]

its alright im just asking lmao

[magic tusk]

i mean i have smurf with bronze 4

[dusk wolf]

dayomm

u killin it

xD

[vast solstice]

lmfaooo

[dusk wolf]

all my smurfs r on high elo so i cant help u unfortunately

[vast solstice]

my smurf is master in allies 😭

[dusk wolf]

i got ten wins and im only elite T_T

[vast solstice]

i had 9W - 1L on main on comp and i got elite 😭

[magic tusk]

i am too, but im lazy to push legend😔

[dusk wolf]

i had s9 legend and when i did 10 matches in this season i got champ -_-

[vast solstice]

bruuuhh

[dusk wolf]

9w 1l tho

its crazy

xD

[vast solstice]

yeah lmfao

[magic tusk]

allies?

[vast solstice]

comp

[dusk wolf]

yep

xDDD

[vast solstice]

i had 9w 1l in both comp allies

xd

[magic tusk]

TF i had 9 wins 1 lose and got legend 2300 mmr

[dusk wolf]

i had 8w i guess. or 9 idrk now

[vast solstice]

im legend in 2v2 and 1v1 but 5v5...

elite and i deranked to master, so good luck to me

[magic tusk]

so am i, i cant push 5v5

its insane with randoms

[vast solstice]

it is

[dusk wolf]

i started troll as hell last days so im on better elo in comp than allies atm bruh

nah

[magic tusk]

its like playing custom with friends 1v5

[dusk wolf]

i would say randoms are sometimes better than mates

[vast solstice]

its a gamble

[magic tusk]

ye they are sometimes

[dusk wolf]

right xD

[vast solstice]

my winrate in allies and duels is like 75% but comp got down to 63 :(

[dusk wolf]

maybe thats why i dont have bad randoms. im good at gamble

thats pretty good tho

i have around 65%

[magic tusk]

@vast solstice how did u get the legend role

[vast solstice]

how else than dming comms officer and saying "i ranked up, give me roles"

theyll tell u to dm some player in game

[dusk wolf]

🤣

[vast solstice]

with your discord tag

and its done

its the second time i explain this today

[dusk wolf]

xDD

[magic tusk]

nvm, i dont want it anymore

[dusk wolf]

fr xddd

[vast solstice]

????

is it that hard

[magic tusk]

maybe when i'll finish comp then i will

[dusk wolf]

ill stay incognito and pretend im silver

[magic tusk]

for me

it is

[vast solstice]

you can update your ranks yk...

it doesnt stay like this if you rank up

[magic tusk]

because they ask you random things that are not at the topic

[dusk wolf]

which set do yall have? knife/gloves

[magic tusk]

i'll get soon karambit claw and gloves haunt

[vast solstice]

i have one of each knife and 4 gloves, but its purple and blue mostly

[dusk wolf]

damnnn gooodd

[vast solstice]

wanna see

xd

[magic tusk]

i was thinking about m9 frozen but i'll get that in the close future

[dusk wolf]

thats nice. i had every knife thats purple now i have like 5. two karambit two mantis and one m9. gloves digital burst or whats the name of them. purple ones

[tiny ember]

[vast solstice]

plague gloves

[dusk wolf]

sure

[vast solstice]

or sth

[dusk wolf]

oh yeah smth like that

[magic tusk]

including butterfly arcane surge

[dusk wolf]

dont talk abt this... i sold it for 14k..

then i saw how much it costs

days after

[magic tusk]

oh shi

its not worth 100k tbh

its not that wow

[pastel bobcat]

Idi nahuy

Ce faci aici blea

[magic tusk]

comunic

[pastel bobcat]

E an

Na

[dusk wolf]

yea

[vast solstice]

this is not romanian chat boys

:))

[last bronze]

Yes it is

🙂

[magic tusk]

[dusk wolf]

so name ,,english-chat,, is named just like that? for nothing? dont talk buddy

[vast solstice]

anyway

[last bronze]

English chat for romanians😂😃🤗

[vast solstice]

now that i hit diamond medal for my main acc i can finally go play on my smurf

[magic tusk]

i need a new rifle on T

[vast solstice]

for 3 days until 2026 medal comes :)))

dude stop spamming

[dusk wolf]

damn good luck. which medal do u have on smurf rn

[vast solstice]

none, idrc about smurf medals

[last bronze]

I need players in my clan minimum rank phoneix someone?

[vast solstice]

but my main is stacked

[magic tusk]

is it reseting as soon at the new year begins?

[vast solstice]

yup

same for cs2

[magic tusk]

[dusk wolf]

ngl yeah. i have st vermillion and its rally sexy ngl. but i want some purple skin

[vast solstice]

i have st orchid

[pastel bobcat]

[vast solstice]

:D

[magic tusk]

i have basic

[dusk wolf]

i had orchid too but sold it bcs i was dumb T_T

[vast solstice]

the stattrack caused a big hole in my gold wallet for a while xd

i bought it for 9100

[magic tusk]

which one is orchid?

which collection

[vast solstice]

the anime ak

syndicate

[dusk wolf]

xD yeah i remember it on 7k

[magic tusk]

ob ye

i forgot

[dusk wolf]

maybe 6k idrk now

[vast solstice]

nah it was like 12k when it got out in first hours

[dusk wolf]

nah really?

[magic tusk]

what is wrong with the shop tho

the prices went flying

[vast solstice]

xd i saw

[dusk wolf]

insane

[vast solstice]

brother my fang was 1200 when i bought it

its like 1800 now

[magic tusk]

scratch from 25k in 30k in like 2 days

[vast solstice]

flip dragon glass from 1.3k to 2k

holy shi karambit dragon glass is 6.4k now

[magic tusk]

living flame from 3k to 4.7k
and i wanted to get them

[dusk wolf]

my so2 dont want to load

tf

xd

[vast solstice]

xd

[magic tusk]

tired

[pastel bobcat]

[dusk wolf]

hahhaha

[pastel bobcat]

@low drift

[vast solstice]

for a second i thought you pinged yourself

😭

[dusk wolf]

on smurf 74% winrate elite 1738mmr T_T

[magic tusk]

he did

its himself

[vast solstice]

what is he on

[dusk wolf]

lol i thought too until u said this

[magic tusk]

beta tester

[vast solstice]

nah

he aint

[magic tusk]

@vast solstice pc?

[vast solstice]

yes

[magic tusk]

😔

[pastel bobcat]

Zlab

[vast solstice]

"zlab"

[dusk wolf]

where r u from guys

[vast solstice]

idrc

romania

[dusk wolf]

oo nice

i like games from that country

[vast solstice]

i wont be part of that country soon lmfao

[dusk wolf]

damn whys that

[vast solstice]

i dont like it here

[dusk wolf]

i see

well a lot of romanians i met wasnt that friendly

[magic tusk]

he goes to live with dani mocanu in germany

[vast solstice]

LMAOOO

[dusk wolf]

xdddd

[vast solstice]

austria probs

but that was a good one

[dusk wolf]

come to Czechia

[vast solstice]

i like czechia :D

[dusk wolf]

nah never. i want to leave too T_T

[vast solstice]

just as a tourist attraction

i was close to going there

[magic tusk]

we should probably create a country

🚽

[dusk wolf]

hahahhahaa

[dusk wolf]

lucky u didnt actually go there

[vast solstice]

is it bad

[dusk wolf]

well

people are

to tourists and etc

especially to romanians. i had friend that was romanian and when she came to this country everybody was bad at her

[vast solstice]

oh so hungary

[dusk wolf]

idrk whats the matter with those ppl

[dusk wolf]

im hungry

ngl

[vast solstice]

brother i was in hungary almost no person spoke english

its worse than our country

[dusk wolf]

dayom

[magic tusk]

tbh hating on other people won't make u happier

what's the point of it

[dusk wolf]

yeah fr. those people are sick in head in my country

most of them

thats why i only play games, work and doing my hobby

making friends is useless

[magic tusk]

ngl online friends > irl friends

for some people

[vast solstice]

yes

[dusk wolf]

reaaaal

[vast solstice]

i agree

[dusk wolf]

i love to make online friends bcs we can talk about a lot of more things than with the irl ones

[viscid swan]

[magic tusk]

irl friends been hungry

[dusk wolf]

fr

[vast solstice]

true omg

[dusk wolf]

xd

spirit do u play games on steam? i want to play subnautica 2 finally

im like kid waiting for christmas

[magic tusk]

i need a pc too😔

[dusk wolf]

yeah its the best fr xd

u should get one so we all can play more games tg yk

[magic tusk]

i should i've been planing for a while

[dusk wolf]

i played rv there yet with my friend and it was so funny i was laughing all day

[dusk wolf]

yeahhh

do u watch films?

like

im asking if u have some good recommendation

[magic tusk]

i dont ))

[dusk wolf]

im so bored idk what to do T_T

[magic tusk]

im only watching stranger things atm

to finish season 5 and after that move to something else

[dusk wolf]

i watched first like 7 series

[dusk wolf]

i see

im more like anime ahh guy

gore and those. like tokyo ghoul. fantasy like solo levelling. baki hanma and those

[magic tusk]

i need netflix to add IT: Welcome To Derry to netflix

[dusk wolf]

DAMN YES

i saw some on tiktok i want to see it badly

i love horrors

[magic tusk]

i ain't paying HBO max or whatever is it called

just to watch it

[dusk wolf]

fr

[magic tusk]

i'd rather wait

[dusk wolf]

yup

[magic tusk]

i need gold😔

[dusk wolf]

in my country we have cracked sites so i can watch it for free once they added it there

[daring valve]

What's up

[dusk wolf]

xD

lmao

[daring valve]

[dusk wolf]

sneaky peaky like

[ruby basin]

who wants to 1v1

[dusk wolf]

what rank r u

[ruby basin]

why does that matter

[dusk wolf]

well i see u have banner with bronze and i dont want to 1v1 bronze xd

[ruby basin]

im elite

[dusk wolf]

okay we can do then

[ruby basin]

192735973

[sudden quarry]

Guys, how do get a cheater banned?

[dusk wolf]

report and wait

xd

[sudden quarry]

nope

i have a video record

[ruby basin]

settings

scroll till u see help & support

or something like that

and click the message icon

[sudden quarry]

okey ill try it

[sudden quarry]

in game right?

[magic tusk]

report and pray i'd say

[dusk wolf]

exactly xdd

[ruby basin]

yes

[devout bobcat]

[jade burrow]

Oh

Can't send gifs

[magic tusk]

interesting, we can send stickers but not emojies

[jade burrow]

That's true ig

[jade stump]

ye same xd so fun to rush with rungun but u mostly end up getting only 1 kill and then get urself killed

worth for reactions tho

(never worth in comp)

[jade stump]

yeah so true, actually mallard is a beast on right hands, there are people who can consistently noscope hs with it. I definitelt cant though

[jade burrow]

Honestly when ur really losing down bad with like 2 teamates that left doing this thing for fun is funny

[jade stump]

facts

[jade burrow]

And then imagine you hit an ace?

🤣

[blissful mauve]

5 7

[jade stump]

i did hit an ace with m60 on defuse and i heard some new curse sentences that i didnt know, towards my alive and dead family members

turkish server is toxic at top xd

[jade burrow]

💀

[jade stump]

they even take TDM and any other unranked game mode too seriously man

[jade burrow]

That's crazy

[jade stump]

come on is no big deal

[magic tusk]

it is

you kill them

they transform in toxicity final form

[jade stump]

ye absolutely, bro peeks like an idiot and giving up his position badly then gets shot

then starts going insane

or call you a cheater

i dont even know tf a clumsy is

[jade burrow]

Polish people just make fun of the game ngl

Even in Comps

Like they be saying funny things in VC ect

[dusk wolf]

breathing style toxicity

[magic tusk]

they live in toxicity

[dusk wolf]

one kebab please

[magic tusk]

right away

[dusk wolf]

Hell yea

Atleast their kebab isnt toxic

[magic tusk]

it isn't until you don't provoke it

[dusk wolf]

U got a point

U r from romania too?

[magic tusk]

next to

[dusk wolf]

Okay

[magic tusk]

my fridge is kinda foodless

😔

[dusk wolf]

Mine too

[magic tusk]

i need to order something

[dusk wolf]

What will it be

[daring valve]

Canned food

[dusk wolf]

Not everyone eats like y

[viscid swan]

[daring valve]

U eat kfc with discounts

[dusk wolf]

🤣

[viscid swan]

Report them through the Helpdesk: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[dusk wolf]

My mom work at KFC tho so u r right 😂😂

[daring valve]

When u go to a kfc u ask if there's neck and feet

!!!!

[dusk wolf]

Tf

Weirdo

[daring valve]

🪬

[tiny ember]

[magic tusk]

food

im smart

[split void]

Guys

Can I add low textures on so2?

On PC

[dense thistle]

[viscid swan]

[dense thistle]

Nub

[compact blaze]

He's a nub

[karmic vault]

Actually in my place there is a nfc and dfc

ahhah

[compact blaze]

You just made me wanna leave this world

Deleting it won't change the fact i saw it

[hallow willow]

Its the same way at mobile

Use Zarchive

[compact blaze]

No need to unless you have a bad laptop tbh

And if it's that, just don't go pc

[daring valve]

Nebraska Fried Chicken

[wraith topaz]

Anybody w smurf wanna play?

[tough meadow]

right as I log in for my shift I see someone begging:)

[solid reef]

bro why when i change my avatar the game tell me you changed your avatar too much try later from yesterday

[split void]

Can u dm?

[terse lance]

Because you have changed your pfp too much

[solid reef]

i didnt

[hexed igloo]

the cooldown is 24 hours

[devout bobcat]

When you smell a smell that smell like a smell you smelled back when you were a kid

[solid reef]

ok thank you

[hexed igloo]

never this bad? it always been this bad

[hallow willow]

Sure

[terse lance]

Na i swear on god back in 2023, 2022 and allat it was NOT this bad

[hallow willow]

How i won the “service medal”??

[hexed igloo]

it IS that bad

[hallow willow]

How i get the legend tag here?

[hexed igloo]

only time they tried to fix it was changing the game tickrate

which obviously doesnt change much

[devout bobcat]

DM @silk moth

[ocean dirge]

What's the difference between u and a large size pizza?

[hallow willow]

🥰

[ocean dirge]

A large size pizza can feed a family

[devout bobcat]

Both the same

[devout bobcat]

I don’t have a family, technically I don’t have to do it

[hexed igloo]

because bread taste better than key

[devout bobcat]

Log log

[blissful mauve]

You have me...

[devout bobcat]

A large pizza only for me

[ocean dirge]

Hey barber cut my hairs

[compact blaze]

[shy kettle]

Hey chat can a person on laptop and mobile play together?

[ocean dirge]

Yes

[compact blaze]

Yeah they can

[ocean dirge]

But u needa download in emulator in laptop

[grizzled finch]

sharing is caring

[tough meadow]

yep

[shy kettle]

I wanna play with my gf she doesn't have phone only laptop

[shy kettle]

Like what ?

Exactly

[ocean dirge]

Bro calling me lonely in 67 words

[compact blaze]

Any emulator works
Some are better than others tho

[hallow willow]

Did u know who i win the “service medal” ?? I never get it

[tough meadow]

Bluestacks

[ocean dirge]

Download BlueStacks in laptop then open it then download standoff2 in it and play

[shy kettle]

She's a numbskull she can't set it up

[hallow willow]

Msi app player, for me, give more fps

Idk why but its more optimized for my pc

[hallow willow]

@tough meadow

[compact blaze]

If she doesn't have an emulator she can't play so just figure it out
Plus if she can't set it up no offense she's just not that smart

[devout bobcat]

[shy kettle]

That's why i used the term numbskull she's kinda stupid she can't do most of basic tasks if it needs like anything like setting documentary and such she cant do it

[shy kettle]

So that's it or any other steps ?

[neon lotus]

yo

[devout bobcat]

Find another one, they’re expendable

[ocean dirge]

Nah if u have a good laptop

That's all

[ocean dirge]

Depend on what specs laptop has

[shy kettle]

A basic rtx 3050 or something

Let me see

[ocean dirge]

Then it's good u can run it easy

[shy kettle]

4gb vram

[devout bobcat]

[shy kettle]

8 or so normal ramddr4

[devout bobcat]

That thing gonna catch on fire sooner

Unless you cap the performance

[ocean dirge]

It can run dont worry

[neon lotus]

hi guys

[compact blaze]

[neon lotus]

[hexed igloo]

bluestack is cpu intensive

[tough meadow]

[devout bobcat]

My poor gen 14th i5:

[wind ermine]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/261492687 this guy is a greifer

[devout bobcat]

I’m impressed Monaliza PC didn’t try to flip me off with the specs. Never treat your customers like they’re dumb, they could be pretending to be dumb

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[noble dagger]

[hexed igloo]

🔥 💥

[tough meadow]

[normal scaffold]

Im 2 points away from champion anyone wanna help ._.

[devout bobcat]

My roommate right here basically cranked up his fans to maximum after playing the game

I was like why don’t you just leave the system adjusting the speed instead

His laptop fans are definitely louder than a PS4

[tough meadow]

laptops usally have limited cooling features so they're loud

all laptops I owned were, at least

[dense thistle]

[woven holly]

Is there really any cheater problem in the game?

[wanton dust]

No

[main granite]

😂

[tough meadow]

if you do encounter any cheaters, report here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[wanton dust]

When is next season

[tough meadow]

a rank season lasts for 5-6 months

[wanton dust]

So when is next one

[tough meadow]

I don't remember when the current one started

[wanton dust]

Youre such a bad helper 😡😡😡😡

[tough meadow]

[devout bobcat]

who’s the good helper

[tough meadow]

it's obviously akif

[prime coral]

Next one is in 3months or so

[tired shell]

What usp i could buy to 1300g and it would match with my gloves (burning fists)

[tough meadow]

deaaaad

[final citrus]

[stray sage]

Help #📸│photos

[tough meadow]

There's something wrong with my game! Can you help me? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[stray sage]

@azure moat a whole 400 days on the game

[stray sage]

I wanna kiss u

[devout bobcat]

[devout bobcat]

That’s zani’s method

[narrow rover]

guys is lvl 676767 tuff

[devout bobcat]

Only advertise your clan in #🛡│clans

[blissful mauve]

holon now

[dense thistle]

Let him cook

[devout bobcat]

He homosapien

[blissful mauve]

ohbrotha

[ember anchor]

Guys u wont believe what happend

I was playing hanami and someone had ump in pistol roundd

Its not possible right

I was in disbelief

[pale quail]

happened to me yesterday aswell

on sandstone

[compact blaze]

Not even those

Just push mid

Do one kill

Go ct spawn

Buy ump

[dense thistle]

Nub

[compact blaze]

That's what i said

Just don't buy anything do one kill (gives 300) so you'll have 1.1k and buy ump

It is possible

I play with someone who always does that

[blissful mauve]

Standoff scammed me gg

2 cases open

The worst 2 things I got them

[noble dagger]

[lunar chasm]

people when they learn about gambling

[devout bobcat]

Dear Mr. Supreme Leader. What should we do if someone is discussing an exploit in this chat? Regards, employee of the year.

[lunar chasm]

let them be

[void bronze]

#ShootHellfireMissilesAtWebDevs

[compact blaze]

Don't nuke me

It's not an exploit

[void bronze]

can they do the same thing they did with r6

but in so2

[compact blaze]

Just too smart for ze devs
(i am not smart at all)

[void bronze]

give me 2 billion gold

[blissful mauve]

MartySupremeMartySupreme

[tough meadow]

[blissful mauve]

Good night !

[blissful mauve]

Dodge

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna commit so2 rank pushing

[blissful mauve]

OHbrotha

I would help u if I weren't be stuck with studying the Market of Service's

[final citrus]

nab

[tawny stone]

wsg

[hexed igloo]

baller

[pale quail]

are dices worth buying

im not sure if i should buy the 2 dices for 2 euros

[void bronze]

what can 2 dices do man

[hexed igloo]

dice game

[lunar chasm]

@devout bobcat

everyone

[devout bobcat]

[lunar chasm]

graffiti pack

[lunar chasm]

can u ping wanja for me

[narrow folio]

I am the one who glocks

[void bronze]

hhe

[devout bobcat]

@dusty vine someone is looking for you

[ruby basin]

who wants to 1v1 mallard

192735973

[lunar chasm]

done remove the ping

[dense thistle]

[blissful mauve]

Linkedin blocked my account

...

[blissful mauve]

@dense thistle go 1v1 with bro

[dense thistle]

Me noob

[daring valve]

L

Skill issue

[blissful mauve]

Stop being Kanye Wesy

[dense thistle]

Where did he come from lol

[daring valve]

Halo

Uh

Have you played Pixel Strike 3D before?

[blissful mauve]

Idk

[blissful mauve]

No

Block Strike only

[daring valve]

Uh

I see

Sheesh

It's very difficult to start a business in this community

[blissful mauve]

What you tryna start

I'm all ears

[daring valve]

I want to start a frame trade business

[blissful mauve]

What's frames

[blazing sage]

guys i need a game is like rush royale or clash royale.
online match / matches take 3-5 mins / grinding u know and 10m+ downloads
please someone tell me a game is like this?

[jaunty stream]

You received the 2025 Veteran Diamond Medal. ?

[daring valve]

Yes

I have it since

March

😮‍💨

[compact blaze]

March? 😭

[jaunty stream]

You're a little sweaty, bro.

[daring valve]

Wym

I'm not the one with

Elite?

I have no rank and still got it

It means it isn't hard to get

Duuuuh 😂🤣

[magic tusk]

[daring valve]

Indeed

Third month of 2025

All u had to do was getting good stats in defuse

[compact blaze]

Bro i don't even have the gold one

[daring valve]

3-4k xp per match

[blissful mauve]

It is sweaty tho

[compact blaze]

Considering my phone couldn't last that long

[blissful mauve]

I reached gold elite yesterday

[compact blaze]

I get 1k now

[jaunty stream]

Well yes but you have to play a lot to get it I've had it since June

[compact blaze]

I am only 70% towards gold one

[blissful mauve]

I got so tired of playing last year to reach max rank I had to stop for some weeks

[compact blaze]

But now that i have a new phone i guess i could try

[daring valve]

All you had to do was play defuse before the rounds shortening

[blissful mauve]

Yep

[daring valve]

.

[blissful mauve]

Now it's harder icl

[mossy saddle]

say my name

[magic tusk]

3k is max

[daring valve]

That's why they made it short

[blissful mauve]

Why no double XP that's the question

[compact blaze]

For 2024 i used to do it on escalation

[blissful mauve]

Yep

Same

[void bronze]

you did that for 3 months?

[compact blaze]

Then they removed it as a perma gamemode 💔

[daring valve]

I only played like 4 hours per day

[blissful mauve]

That and Double XP all weekends on December

That was fire..

[compact blaze]

True

[void bronze]

4 hours of defuse a day

[compact blaze]

Now nothing

[blissful mauve]

That's not that much icl

[daring valve]

See?

[void bronze]

idk 4 hours

[daring valve]

I could get the xp easily because I'm better than the average player there

[blissful mauve]

Oh

You don't get elites in defuses?

That's what I get...

😭

[jaunty stream]

That's what I did too, but now it's going to be harder to get her because there are no longer 8 rounds but 6, well, we who have the diamond one 2025 had a bust because when we get the veteran bag 2026 we have 99.9 at One hundred to the bronze one

[compact blaze]

I get them from time to time

It goes from bronze to the legend 😭

[daring valve]

I still ate them for breakfast

[blissful mauve]

2 hours ago I played a 2v5 vs 2 masters

Like my team won the round and left the game

[daring valve]

I thought it kept accumulating after getting the diamond medal

[blissful mauve]

Istg there are bots in this game

[blazing sage]

guys i need a game is like rush royale or clash royale.
online match / matches take 3-5 mins / grinding u know and 10m+ downloads
please someone tell me a game is like this?

[blissful mauve]

Sudoku

[daring valve]

Most of the ranked people I find in defuse are boosted

Like

[compact blaze]

A third of the high ranks were boosted

Like i did a break of few weeks

[void bronze]

minesweeper

[daring valve]

How u getting to elite while being chopped like that? 🤣😂🤣🤣

[blissful mauve]

You cooking here

[void bronze]

ikr

[compact blaze]

My aim was not good imo yet i owned them 😭

[jaunty stream]

Unfortunately not, but it's still good that we have 99.9 percent for the bronze one.

[blazing sage]

bro

[blissful mauve]

Until I found you in my lobby

[daring valve]

One more reason to leave this game

[compact blaze]

Yeah i don't own everytime

I can go from 16-2

To 1-6

Skill issues i got

[void bronze]

it depends on the moon phase

or something like that

[daring valve]

I have good stuff in this game

[compact blaze]

Yeah yeah

[daring valve]

Sadly I'm not interested on it anymore

[compact blaze]

Give me

[daring valve]

Btw I need to save money to buy a present to my little sister

[jaunty stream]

It's not a good reason to quit the game just because you're not gaining experience after getting the diamond medal.

[void bronze]

in a world where felixtense actually finishes his game and it mogs so2

[compact blaze]

Fair reason

[daring valve]

Her bday will be next month

[void bronze]

thats nice of you

[lunar chasm]

gurt

[compact blaze]

I often do breaks from the game

[daring valve]

Not just that

[compact blaze]

Due to it being boring sometimes

[daring valve]

I have bad ping in other servers than Dallas and US servers

[void bronze]

damn didnt know you were NA